Wednesday, August 05, 2020

Yaya Han special reader´s request edition

Now I still have to finish three parts of my special homage to Hugh Hefner, plus the three posts I started before that ( and the Steven Seagal MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE post ) but never let it be said that I don´t listen to my faithful followers, especially when they are requesting more Yaya Han.


Yep, it seems I am not the only one who is obsessed with Yaya Han and even though I featured her in nine solo posts ( to which you can find the links further down in this post ) and included a plethora of pictures, animated GIFs ( most of which I made myself ) and videos in over 140 ( !!! ) posts people still are clamoring for more of Yaya Han´s asian persuasion.


In this case the request is for more animated GIFs of Yaya Han rocking the Chun Li and Eliza cosplays and while I am more than happy to oblige where the first one is concerned I have to deny the second one. Not because I don´t want to but because I can´t. There really are not a lot of videos with Yaya Han in her Eliza cosplay and I have already exhausted the ones there are to make the animated Yaya GIF you can find further below.


Now what I can - and will - include in this post are a few more Yaya Han Eliza pictures, some of which may have appeared in previous posts but not in my latest birthday spotlight. There is also a GIF of Yaya Han in her Eliza costume that I made and put in a post that I completely forgot.


Now when I made the GIF I was very surprised about the size because you usually can´t make GIFs bigger than 360 pixels but somehow with this GIF the size is 640 pixels. Maybe that responds to the original video size but I could not get the same size with the downloaded frames ( I only did a handfull so I could try it out ) so I posted the GIF I made directly from the video. And since it´s just a small sampling of Yaya Han´s ample jumbo apples here is the link to the video of her as Eliza and as a bonus another link to a video of Yaya Han as Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa video game franchise ( I had to look that part up but apparently the series includes various anime, manga, mobile game and light novel spin - offs ).


As for the animated GIFs of Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume, since I can make much bigger ones now I thought about doing some new ones but that would take a lot of time that I don´t have at the moment. But don´t fear there are still a lot of Yaya Han Chun Li GIFs that I made back in the day but then never got around to post. Or I did post one or two of them but instead of including the rest of them later I just copy pasted the ones I had already included in posts. So I finally get to put them on the blog.


Now the reason why Yaya Han´s Chun Li costume is one of my favorite cosplays is the pantyhose. Or better said one of the reasons. The first two reasons are rather obvious since her sensational porn star boobs are not only supported and framed by a golden bow in such a way that she is practically shoving them in your face. No, they also " twitch " a lot whenever Yaya Han moves in a certain way which she does on purpose again and again in her Chun Li cosplay videos knowing full well that it makes all her horny male fans out there hard enough to cut a diamond. 


The third reason is - as I said - the pantyhose and not only because it looks like Yaya Han is not wearing any underwear in some of the shots.


Which we know she does. It may not look that way but she does. No, thanks to the way in which the costume is cut we get to see a lot of Yaya Han´s anatomy that we normally don´t get to see. In some shots you get to see more of her butt that is usually covered up and in some of the convention videos the front part of her " skirt " is angled in such a way that you can sneak a peek at her private parts. I don´t know if this description makes sense but those who have seen it know what I mean.


And then there are of course the moments when Yaya Han is spreading her legs for a pose better than a fillipino prostitute. Oh Lord ! If there is a heaven it must be between those legs. Daim ! How I envy her fiancee. 


What´s funny or at least ironic is that I was going to include Yaya Han in my homage to Hugh Hefner but then decided against it. I felt it would be cheating because while she was in an issue of PLAYBOY she only gave an interview and did not strut her stuff in a nude pictorial. Which Yaya Han could have clearly pulled off. Come one, she is literally built for that because she gave herself two giant - sized XXL porn implants to get her bonerinducing 40D ( !!! ) - 25 - 34 measurements that made her famous.


I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.


Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.


So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .


I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her ChunLi pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .


For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.


You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .


So this was my first readers request Yaya Han post and if there is interest for this kind of material there are plenty of animated GIFs of Yaya Han in other costumes I haven´t posted yet. Now with the bonus section I have always followed the wedding motto " something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue " and in this video I have actually all of the above. First, since it´s Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume it is blue.


Second, like all videos on YouTube they were uploaded by somebody else so it is only borrowed. Okay, you are probably asking yourself how it can be old and new at the same time ? The thing is the video itself is not new and in fact it is the video from which I made most of the animated GIFs in this post since it has a few instances of Yaya Han´s patented " accidential boob twitch " that she does on purpose. BUT this version is new so it can serve as a backup in case the other video gets ever deleted from YouTube.



I don´t believe in coincidences but Yesterday I was looking for new Yaya Han videos on a whim and came across this one where she reads excerpts from her new book. Well, her first book ever actually. It´s already available on amazon and I ordered it will - hopefully - hold it in my hands on Friday.



It has been a week but it is not too late for Yaya Han to do a video for my birthday and this could also be her next Chun Li cosplay. Ay, oma que rico !



On a more serious note I just wanted to post this video of k - pop band Kara´s performance of Damaged Lady since I often use the Yaya Han posts to include some of the plethora of k - pop videos that I have boomarked.



Faithful followers remember that I posted their live performance of Mister in this tribute post to Mark Texeira as well as the videos of Goo Hara´s Soju commercials and that I mentioned she was my favorite of the girls.


And I  have to say " was " because as usual I did a bit of research and I didn´t want to believe it at first because these things very often are posted in error but Goo Hara died on November the 24 2019. Apparently she had a really ugly separation from her boyfriend who even physically assaulted her and threatened to leak a private sex video. Although the sex video was not leaked once news of it got out Goo was harassed online on what I have now come to call " unsocial media " despite being the victim.


On May the 26th 2019 Goo attempted suicide in her apartment and was immediately taken to the hospital after which she apologized for worrying her fans. Well, it seems that she succeeded on November the 24th and you can read all the details on her wikipedia entry . On a personal level I am sad that in this day and age where SJWs claim to battle all the ills that have befallen our society women are still blackmailed with sex tapes and even worse harassed over sexual issues where the women are the victims.


A lot of readers of my blog say that the content is too sexual and I am always oversexualizing women - especially asian women like Yaya Han for instance - but I have always celebrated women instead of tearing them down. When I am posting pictures, animated GIFs or videos of women it´s not because I am saying things like " Oh, look at that slut, she had sex with her film partner on camera. " but to show their strength and beauty.


Anyway, this little rant has become way longer and way more depressing that planned so let´s not mourn Goo Hara´s death but celebrate her life.



Choosing an adequate comicbook related video for my Yaya Han spotlight posts can be quite difficult and usually I try to include one about mangas. But in this case I´m going with one of my favorite artists since it is too late to use it in this year´s birthday post for Jose Luis Garcia Lopez .



With the lockdown one of the things I try to watch more are the news which include the weather forecast. And I have to say compared to the women who have the job in other countries like Yanet Garcia I have to say Germany isn´t even trying. Sometimes they even have some guy doing it.



Today´s Quarantine Movie Feature is Capricorn One ( in german ), a sci fi flick about a faked Mars landing which I saw first as a strapping teenager.



Who also made a huge impression on a teenage Subzero was Jayne Mansfield who may have been one of the inspirations for Wally Wood to make Power Girl´s boobs bigger in consecutive issues of All Star Squadron.



So far I haven´t mentioned the 40D - 21 - 35 cult siren and Playmate Of The Month of February 1955 but just the other day I found The Hangover from The Alfred Hitchcock Hour with her and Tony Randall reuniting after their collaboration in the movie Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter in 1957.



Closing out the post is episode two of anime classic Cyber City OEDO 080.



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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for that. I'm the anon that requested it :)

SUBZERO said...

Hey, no problem. If there are any other specific Yaya Han cosplays you are interested in let me know. I will get to it in time, there are just a few other posts I should finish first. Like I said : you can´t have too much Yaya. ;)