Monday, May 01, 2023

This Man this Monster Monday : Red Hulk 2

Going over the RED HULK post I noticed that I had 46 pictures in the main part and as longtime followers of the blog know my general rule for posts is that I am trying to limit it to 23 pictures each post. That does not always work out - in most cases I have to add some to the intro and I don't want to take any away from the 23 I have selected for the post and so I end up with more - but that's the goal. Anyway, seeing that I have twice as much pictures as required I decided to split that post in half.

Now the only way this makes sense - at least to me - is keeping my usual ramblings in the first part and then include the original art I selected for the post in the first place in this RED HULK spin - off post. My posts have been too long lately anyway and this way I can keep these posts shorter.

At least the main part, the rest is another thing entirely. And speaking of other things, another bonus of having two - hopefully - shorter posts is I get to add another pop culture trivia / cult siren section which means I can post even more videos. And just wait until you see which movie I have cooked up for this post. Anyway, since I have already talked about this run at length in the first part we can come right to the good stuff.

Which is mostly from the DEFENDERS / OFFENDERS brawl in issues 10 to 12 as well as issues 4, 5 and 6 in which Red Hulk goes up against Thor.

Man, those issues show what a great artist Ed McGuiness is because he makes even the bulky armor costume Thor was wearing back then look good. Anyway, I am leaving you with the rest of the original art pages as for me, I am re - reading those six HULK issues and KING - SIZE HULK.

better red than dead

geteiltes leid is halbes leid

stuff

links

videos

silver

silver surfer cartoon

episode 5

john buscema

bixby

pferde

strange and speaking of Marvel Comics master of the mystic arts it seems that there is reason to rejoice for comicbook fans since Pedro Angosto over at MAN OF BRONZE reports that one of my favourite artists Pascual Ferry brings his unique vision ( no pun intended ) to DOCTOR STRANGE ( and apparently also NAMOR and THOR - the real one not what SJW Marvel has been trying to sell us the past few years with Thorita ) and

starship

denise richards on seinfeld

the full clip

which lead to this scene

cleavage

julia louise dreyfus was so hot

dat shirt

wild things

full frontal in her most famous scene from Wild Things - for which she could have used a body double but she declined.

In the threesome with Neve Campbell and Matt Dillon that secured her a place in the Nudity Hall Of Fame Denise's breasts became the focus of several storyboards that were sent back and forth between her lawyer, the producers and the director in order to determine how much of her spectacular bosom would be shown. At first they only wanted to film one breast but thankfully both ended up on the screen. And while Robert Downey Jr enjoys much fame for his role of Iron Man it has to sting that Matt Dillon got to motorboat Denise Richard´s champagne - covered wet perfectly shaped boobs instead of him. There have been sequels to the movie but none reached the level of the original for obvious reasons.

troopers

casper

joe

extreme

Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .

But as much as I like to feature these squirtstorm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing pros and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occasions where I get to mention these babes or on their next birthday.

So since I haven't done a lot of birthdays in my posts lately aside from some comic creator anniversaries - due to the fact that it takes me now infinitely longer to make theses posts because of the new extremely user unfriendly laptop which resulted in a huge backlog of unfinished posts - I must take every opportunity I get to revisit these captivating cult sirens.

Today I wanted to include a few videos with 4 time SAG Award winner ( although nothing is sagging with her 38B - 25 - 34 measurements ) Sarah Hyland who always was around the limits of my periphery because I just never managed to get into Modern Family where she was Haley Dunphy .

Which is a real bummer because not only does it have a really stacked cast - and when I say stacked I really mean it like porn star stacked but more on that in a minute - people also keep telling me that it is funny.

And the reason why I worded it that way is that I have watched a few episodes and maybe it is just me but what a lot of people describe as funny is more cringe. Maybe I am from a generation that watched tv shows differently or maybe everyone except for me thinks its funny to watch people make fools of themselves in front of other people. But I seldom take comfort from the misery of others - I had too much of that in my own life to not emphasize with anybody going through trauma - thus what germans call Schadenfreunde has never been a big factor in deciding which comedy I watch. Plus I have always preferred comedians making fun of themselves to comedians who make fun of other people.

As I commented in quite a few post the whole none linear storytelling ( which is not employed very good in the show because there are other shows who incorporated this and it worked better and gave you at least a payoff ) combined with the episodes ending without any resolution and nothing that happens in the episode connecting to anything else with the last nail in the coffin being the fact that they are constantly talking into the camera like they are being filmed but you don't know who is shooting the video which makes you feel like you are just a pervert going through somebody's home videos makes it almost impossible for me to watch it.

Coming back to the babe party that Modern Family turned into at the top of the revolving door of ultimate sexbombs we have colombian all natural 42F ( ! ) - 23 - 38 cockdrainer Sofia Vergara who not only has a tireless Playmate Of The Century body that drives men crazy ( when you look in the dictionary under ultimate latin wet dream there is a picture of Sofia ) and an insatiable sex drive that can tame even the sturdiest breeding stallion - the bigger they are the harder they come ( and the louder she makes them scream ) - she also turns every schlong milking party into an impromptu ejaculation marathon with her huge melons.

Which is the reason why I cast bonerinducing breed mare Sofia as buxom brazilian boob queen Beatriz da Costa a.k.a. Fire in the first post from my popular CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series .

And then there was Ariel Winter who finally turned the show into a boner bonanza. With a name like that you either have to become a porn star, a wrestler or a character in the Frozen sequel. And while Ariel sadly didn´t do porn it seems that nobody told her boobs about her nixxed skin flick ambitions because they started growing at an exponential rate each year until she had the same huge breast size like Busenwunder Sofia Vergara.

I read that Ariel already had a 37F cup size at 15 but I think that there must have been a time when she had bigger breasts than Sofia Vergara because after her breast reduction she had a 42D and Sofia has a 42F.

Well, I was never good at math and the important thing is that they both have big natural breasts ( even though Ariel had surgery to make them smaller but that is her decision ) they are both still bigger than average and both seem to be happy with them. And we all still like seeing them.

Speaking of seeing the hot babes from Modern Family - or The Sofia Vergara Show how it is called in the spanish speaking world - here we have Sarah Hyland demonstrating her superior oral skills. Doing Wheel Of Musical Impressions I mean. Or what did you think I was talking about ?

Okay, you got me on that one because next up we have the reason why I decided to include Sarah Hyland - There can be only one. Holy ground, McLeod, don't forget that this is neutral territory. - oh, wait, that was Highlander not Hylander never mind ( for those interested you can find the first episode of the Highlander tv series guest starring Christopher Lambert plus a german dubbed episode from the cartoon show as well as french wardrobe malfunction prone 40C - 25 - 35 cult siren Sophie Marceau , Big Barda and a lot of stuff about Walter Simonson's ORION series in my SPIRIT OT VENGEANGE SATURDAY WITH MARK TEXEIRA post ) is that I thought I had already included her bonerinducing performance on Lip Sync Battle where she demonstrated her innate stripper skills next to special invitee 40B - 23 - 37 Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

verbannter

farscape

waschingten

letzter

sternenkampfer

hawks

maurice sendak

where the wild things are

bongo man

passion fruit

prominent

en color

gold

monkey

night breed

nosferatu

sonia edde

surfer

germans invented techno

rock em sock em robots

speaking of bad luck

We have another batch of sexy videos with colombian ueber rumpshaker Shakira who became world famous for her boner inducing fertility dance and giving the inventor of the term " bootylicious " bra - busting 40C -  24 - 38 afro - american aphrodite Beyonce Knowles bellydancing lessons.

Speaking about nubian dicktamers, longtime followers of the blog may already know this from my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA - ONCE YOU HAD BLACK special or my tribute posts to cult siren Beyonce.


I cast her as Mari McCabe which went against the new JLA comic from that time since Ed Benes obviously based her appearance on Halle Berry.

Knowing what a big fan I am of Halle Berry you might think it obvious that I would do the same. But they do that with a lot of female black characters in comics and I don´t want to cast Halle in different roles.


And I don´t use the term " black " to provoke. It´s just that " afro - american " sounds more like some pc nonsense to make it sound not as offensive while people still have the same stereotypes in their minds.

Technical speaking Mari is " afro - african " since she was born in Afrika where there are also white people. And she doesn´t even wear an afro.

So, for playing the afro - african - american Justice Leaguer who is also a model I went with somebody who is hot, has starred in a few movies and is no stranger to the world of fashion. She even designs her own clothes.


Somebody ought to tell the guys at DC that Vixen is not really a good name for a woman in Germany as it sounds like wichsen, the german word for spanking the monkey....to keep with the animal terminology.

So the bootylicious Beyonce got the role of Vixen in my fantasy casting for a JUSTICE LEAGUE movie, and she does bring out the animal in men.

new videos not just the usual suspects

beyonce super bowl

kelly rowland

So far I haven´t done a proper cult siren post on Shakira which might be for the best of everyone since I had to cut her part in my Casting The Justice League movie alternates post - where I cast her as Supergirl - several times because it got out of hand and became waaaay too sexual.


Scholars of aztec legends and mythology believe that Shakira was named after the ancient goddess of fertility and virility Shakeyoassrightherya whose name could be roughly translated with " goddess of the rotating hips that gives men huge erections and makes them last long time ".


Shakeyoassrightherya is not mentioned in many text but she is the secret daughter of Xochiquetzal, the goddess of fertility, beauty, female sexual power and pregnancy who is also the patroness of lovers and prostitutes.


Xochiquetzal was the wife of Tlaloc, the god of earthquakes, thunder and rain but Tezcatlipoca, the god of wine lusted after her so he just kidnapped her. Because Tezcatlipoca´s homeland was so deadly Tlaloc dared not go to Xochiquetzal´s rescue and for months the god of wine used her like a blow up sex doll until he could not get it up anymore and released her unharmed. Not many other goddesses had such luck and it is said that when Tezcatlipoca got his sweaty hands on the extremely big breasted earth goddess Tlaltecuhtli he " ripped her in half ". Which is code for he sexually assaulted her and his swollen manhood was so big and hard the abused goddess felt like he ripped her apart. Despite her forced conception Shakeyoassrightherya was a very popular goddess in whose honor Youwillsquirtalot the festival of sex and forbidden lust was celebrated where nothing was taboo and men could openly have sex with other men´s wives and female relatives, even if they are still underage.


In the sacred ceremonies of procreation the beautiful priestesses would give all male tribe members of age the secret love herb viagraboner to drink before performing the forbidden dances. The thus entranced males were then chained to wooden seats ( in the beginning they strapped the males down with ropes but under the influence of the erotic dances they got so excited that they broke free and ravaged all female tribe members with huge breasts ) and when their rockhard manhood was almost about to explode the priestesses would ride their throbbing boners long and hard. Until they had received many shots of manjuice.


This ceremony ensured the survival of the tribe for many generations. It is said that Shakira, being a direct descendant of those ancient aztec sex priestesses still knows the forbidden lore of the secret dances of lust and the holy techniques of pleasuring men into being submissive sex slaves especially how to apply the 69 positions to guarantee endless squirting.


The hot girl next door grew up on a farm and you know Shakira is good at milking - only instead of cows she milked all the local teenagers dry. She also was the erection guarantee who got the stallions ready to mount the breed mare with her superior oral skills when the sex drugs didn´t work.


In case the sex drugs worked too good - or the breeding session had to be rescheduled for whatever reason - she also had to use her special skills to help the worked up stallions release the accumulated sperm.


Which had the unwanted effect that some of the stallions became more interested in the foreplay and sessions with Shakira than anything else.


A few times some disgruntled co - worker whose sexual advances Shakira had declined sabotaged the whole thing and gave the stallion a sex drug overdose so he'd mercilessly drill Shakira for hours, wearing her out.


And when the battered and exhausted colombian concubine would drag herself to her private quarters with the last ounces of her strength she would find the pervert already waiting for her. In this state she had to endure his sexual assault helplessly and what he didn´t match in size in regards to the stallion who had stretched out all her holes he made up for in fervor and enthusiasm. After one too many all night squirt rodeo she left the ranch and the world of horse breeding for a music career.

wetten dass with shakira

banner if you catch my drift

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