TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: Surprise Sci Fi Sunday : THE NEGATION

As usual my introduction for my spotlight on Paul Pelletier's NEGATION book has become longer than anticipated - since it is too seldom that I get to write about the comicbook revolution that was CrossGen Comics.

So I have decided to do this second part because otherwise the post would be too long. The best part about this - besides being able to give my faithful followers two cult siren / pop culture trivia sections for the price of one - is that we already covered all the important trivia in the first part which means that we can jump right away to the good stuff.

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On Enterprise they put the alien sexbomb in right from the start with 38D - 22 - 35 pop culture cutie Jolene Blalock who is of course best known for her role as the alien everybody in Starfleet dreamed about having a close encounter of the sexual kind with vulcan babe T´Pol, the sex massage addict with the inbuilt automatic Pon Farr nympho mode.

Under an agreement with the Vulcan High Command and Earths Starfleet T´Pol was placed aboard the NX - 01 Enterprise as Science and Executive Officer, serving under Captain Jonathan Archer. However the hot alien would eventually be brainwashed into " serving under " Commander Charles ' Dubya ' Tucker the Third, while under the effects of Trellium D.

A Trellium - drugged out, semi emotional vulcan love slave with great curves and a killer rack - what's not to like about that ? Her exotic sex appeal transformed Commander Tucker into Commander Fucker who had mul - t´pol orgasms thanks to the ancient forbidden vulcan sexmassages.

I know that T´Pol claimed it was something else but we all know what vulcan " body relaxation massage " really stands for. T´Pol was thirsty for Tucker´s earth meatpole because while Phlox gave her the initial idea to practice the vulcan men milking massage on Tucker's horsecock it was T´Pol who went all " Oral Kama Sutra on acid " like there's no Tomorrow.

And she was so turned on by their all night long midnight olympics sex marathon sessions that she had to use the old " it´s just for scientific reasons " schtick to relentlessly slam - bang Tucker into submission.

Not that he put up much resistance to her since he´s been whacking off to her body since their first sessions in the decontamination chamber.

Speaking of the decontamination scenes in Enterprise there are a lot of people who got in am uproar saying they were too sexed up - as if that is a bad thing - and only in the script to show off Jolene Blalock's pornstar body - which they clearly were - and that they were also very unrealistic because they would not be very effective. Well, I wonder how all these prudish Star Trek fans would have reacted if the producers of the show would have made it more realistic by substituting the decontamination chamber with a shower since that is a more effective way to prevent contamination. With the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi channel we could have had dozens of scenes with the crew members having encounters of the sexual kind and I am sure the nudity would have blown their minds.

Coming back to the decontamination chamber's main attraction T' Pol, she didn´t repeat the sex experiment after finally banging Tucker silly ( which is the first rule of every scientific research - not having wild sex......but to repeat the experiment ) but it is not know if it was because of disappointment or because she was afraid she would like it too much. And in the mirror universe he helped her out during Pon Farr.

That's one of the reasons why casting the role of T' Pol - who in the first draft was supposed to be fan favourite vulcan T' Pau from the original Star Trek series but they had to change it because of legal rights - was so difficult. They wanted a vulcan sexbomb on the crew like the character Saavik played by Police Academy and Big Trouble In Little China's 38B - 26 - 37 Kim Catrall best known for her role on tv hit Sex And The City.

They had a casting call with hundreds of hopeful aspirants for the part which was also a cheap excuse to work their way through the entire catalogue of able bodied, young sexbombs in Hollywood during months of casting couch auditions where the horny producers got to live out all of their sexual fantasies with these hungry and ambitious Busenwunders.

Speaking of Busenwunders, after slam - banging 40E ( !!! ) - 22 - 36 sex goddess Jeri Ryan for five years showrunner / producer Brannon Braga was looking for an adequate replacement and it looked like he found one with Jolene Blalock. But I could not find any hints of him using Jolene in the same way which might stem from the fact that they clashed about how to play the character of T' Pol a lot. Brannon Braga was looking to sex up Enterprise in every possible way and to tell the truth it was the main reason for casting such an ultimate sexbomb like Jolene Blalock.

Jolene Blalock on the other hand saw her character more as a spiritual nun without any emotions and no interest in sex so she was not on board with all the changes that were made to make T' Pol more and more un - vulcan like and more of a ultimate space babe as they tried to sell her as a sex slave to a floating harem for horny aliens in the very first episode.

Which I think they still handled very tame in order to appease the Star Trek fanbase and the general audience. Because if I would have been the writer of the episode the crew of the Enterprise would have been much more delayed in their mission to rescue T' Pol by political red tape but to an even bigger extend by the vulcans being prepared to throw her under the bus to sabotage the humans very first endeavour into outer space.

This would have led to the slave traders having more time to properly indoctrinate T' Pol for her job as a high class deluxe pleasure sex slave.

That would give the producers the chance to have a few nude scenes of Jolene Blalock being bathed and groomed or at least being instructed in the art of intergalactic striptease while wearing skimpy outfits that were so scandalous that they would make Carrie Fisher's world famous slave girl outfit from Return Of The Jedi look like a nun's habit in comparison.

Now I am still undecided if I would get two wild schlong beasts from the planet Breedingstallion to tag - team her during the dicktaming sessions of have a tentacle pervert from Serialrapistan do the honors but it would be a Urotsukidoji II : Legend Of The Demon Womb level of depravation.

Speaking of depraved sex beasts hell bent on stretching out T' Pol's most vulnerable part with their giant - sized man - things, of course it would be Trip who would chance upon a drugged up, gagged, chained up and blindfolded T' Pol and he would immediately take advantage of the fact that they sent him ahead and it would take the rest of the crew at least five hours to catch up to live out all his secret sex fantasies with T' Pol.

He would start by tit - fucking the helpless vulcan sexbomb for an hour but once his dick grew to three times its normal size and became as hard as unto a thing of iron he would remove her gag and under the influence of the most potent sex drugs in the galaxy T' Pol would orally attack his huge erection with giant fervour. Which under normal circumstances would be enough to let even the most chaste and gay monk forget his vows but in this state she was even more sperm hungry than during Pon Farr and was literally trying to suck Trip's brains out - through his dick.

Around half of the time it would take the Enterprise to rendezvous with Trip's at his current position he had already ejaculated a few times so he reconfigured the chains to put T' Pol into a position where she was fixed before him with her legs stretched apart and her huge boobies hanging loose and swinging back and forth. He then started to penetrate her with powerful long strokes which got faster and deeper as they went along.

He was just about to squirt his third load when the scanners picked up his companions nearing the perimeter which left him just enough time to clean her up, dress her up with the first set of clothes he could find ( a micro sling bikini that showcased her incredible porn star body more than it concealed anything ) and get her to the extraction point quickly.

Back on board Trip would try to get T' Pol brought to his private quarters instead of sick bay to make sure there were no ill after effects ( and to erase her memory in case she remembered anything from their steamy sex marathon ) but Captain Archer would pull rank on him and have her sequestered in his cabin even if he had to bear all her sexual advances.

He would even selflessly slam - fuck T' Pol's mind out six ways to Sunday to get any traces of the drugs out of her system. Which for the audience would have been a wet sex dream cum true - pun intended - but I don't think Jolene would have agreed to the nude scenes unless the producers managed to get her plastered like a dozen horny klingon space truckers.

She also didn't like all the skimpy outfits she had to try on for Brannon Braga behind closed doors that mostly resembled sling bikinis made out of shoelaces, tiny g - strings with nipple pasties and a lot of wet t - shirts or the dirty lapdances and slutty stripteases she had to perform for him.

These session got Brannon so worked up that Jolene had to give him a double breasted deepthroat dick massage in the hopes it would prevent him from dicktaming her without mercy. Much to Jolene's chagrin she was not always successful in this endeavour so there were many times where she had to spread her legs wide and endure his sexual assault.

It seems that this stopped at some point because in the show T' Pol is changing outfits a lot and in season 3 Jolene Blalock got a new costume that showed more cleavage than ever. The writing was also ambivalent about which character T' Pol would get involved with - Archer or Tucker - although realistically speaking if there really had been a woman with the boner - inducing measurements of Jolene Blalock on the Enterprise all the male crew members ( with a big emphasis on the " member " part ) would be lining up to dicktame this alien body - especially once word got out that she turns into a man devouring sex freak during Pon Farr.

When they finally settled on T' Pol and Tucker neither Jolene Blalock nor Connor Trineer thought the way they went about it made much sense and it's on public record that Jolene told Brannon Braga that he could not just substitute bad writing with more nudity. Which is probably when he decided to start the whole " let's have T' Pol give Tucker vulcan cock massages until he becomes her sextoy and then conduct sex periments with his dick " plot which for some is the worst thing in the franchise while for others it is the breast thing that ever happened on Star Trek.

This was obviously an attempt to get around the fact that Pon Farr is only every six years as it would not be realistic that Trip would have a relationship with a woman who only has sex every six years. Granted, after an ejaculation sensation Pon Farr sex marathon with intergalactic men milking machine T' Pol any normal man would need a few years to recover but six years is a stretch for anybody. The only alternative would have been to have Trip develop a way to virtually induce Pon Farr so he could lock up T' Pol in his cabin and dicktame her into submission ( who hasn't dreamed of using her like a cheap blow up sex doll ? ) but because it could be seen as too pervy they apparently didn't want to go that way.

And while Connor Trineer liked the aspect that the relationship between Trip and T' Pol became very complicated he has gone on record that he didn't like shooting the vulcan sex massage scenes because on one side both of them were not okay with the way the characters were written and on the other side because he had developed a great friendship with Jolene Blalock after they had many private encounters behind camera.

I mean, it's one thing to spend all night going through all the positions with a born for porn sexbomb like Jolene Blalock in a private setting and a completely different thing when it is your job and you have to do it in front of the cameras with a lot of people watching you. And while I can understand it to some degree it is still very difficult to feel pity for a guy who gets paid to shoot intimate sex scenes with a nude Jolene Blalock.

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Speaking about space : the final frontier, we come to the best Star Trek movie that is not a Star Trek movie Galaxy Quest or how it is called in spanish Heroes Out Of Orbit. This film is the favorite Star Trek movie of many science fiction fans including Jonathan Frakes, Sir Patrick Stewart, George Takei, Wil Wheaton and J. J. Abrams and it manages the difficult balancing act of a realistic depiction of fandom without making fun of it.

It is at the same time a portrayal and a celebration of fandom culture.

Plus it was ahead of its time in many ways like the growth and influence of media fandom that only now people are starting to appreciate this.

Apropos things we all appreciate, I have to give a standing ovation ( no pun intended ) to 38B - 24 - 35 sci fi cult siren Sigourney Weaver who perfectly - and literally - filled out the part of eye candy as blonde fanservice provider Gwen DeMarco. She really delivers one of the breast performances of her career with great gusto and that at the age of 49.

Now if you have watched the video you know how long it took to get the movie done and while it was a surprise hit when it came out it has only garnered a bigger fan following over the decades. There has always been talk about a Galaxy Quest sequel and I think that it was in development for quite some time but after the death of Alan Rickman the consensus of the other actors involved was it would not be the same without him.

Coming back to Sigourney Weaver, not only was she very persistent in getting the role she also insisted that Madison had to be a blonde with large breasts to capture the humor of a sci - fi production. Now I have to shatter your dreams but not only did she wear a wig but to get the bust size of Gwen DeMarco she had an enhanced bosom which according to the crew gave her a totally new personality. Apparently Sigourney loved being a busty blonde sexbomb so much that she often left the set still wearing her costume and when she returned to her hotel room she spent many hours admiring herself in the mirror. Sigourney also kept the wig.

Besides a sequel to Galaxy Quest there has been talk about a tv show but as we all know these things take forever. There are however some comicbooks out there and you can find a video about that - as well as the full article from Femme Fatales in the pop culture trivia / cult siren section of my last Vince Coletta tribute post from 2019 . Sigourney really poured her heart, soul and breast into this role and one reason why she enjoyed being the bra busting blonde femme fatale was that it was such a big departure from her iconic role of Ripley in the Alien film franchise.

Sadly Sigourney Weaver's breast parts were cut - I mean her breast scenes were cut God forbid that something happens to her impressive sweater puppies - and so what qualifies as a work of art that should be enjoyed by all of humanity and all aliens can only be seen in the extras.

This is the best version of the deleted scenes I could find on YouTube so if you have a video in higher quality let me know in the comments below.

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We are continuing the sci fi theme with 1999's Virus starring Donald Sutherland and natural born stripper JaMILF Lee Curtis who is quite at home in the horror genre since she started her career with the John Carpenter movie Halloween. Jamie quickly became famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens.

She later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her hot scenes in movies like Trading Places or Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to her 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.

Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity in the movie.

Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her naked porn star body.

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JaMILF Lee Curtis has always spurred the sexual imagination of her on screen partners like with old horn dog Pierce Brosnan who got more than a good handful of her massive milkshakes when he squeezed her perfect puppies in The Tailor of Panama. The scene was not in the original script but Pierce just couldn´t let an opportunity to fondle Jamie´s juicy juggs pass and so he manhandled her titanic 38C twin torpedoes in every take.

After two days of shooting the scene Jamie´s mouthwatering XXL melons were so sensitive from Pierce´s constant massage that she climaxed with the slightest touch. So she agreed to let Pierce use her as his personal blow up sex doll for the remainder of the shooting if he stopped botching the takes and then the director decided to leave the scene in the movie.

I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 with a lot of spectacular GIFs.

Now I would have liked to make this a Virus double feature but as blog visitors may remember I already included the movie - in the spanish dubbing - in my recent post on John Busema's very underrated run on FANTASTIC FOUR with Gerry Conway . I still wanted to pay tribute to Donald Sutherland's recent passing so instead here is Robert A. Heinlein's The Puppet Masters from 1994 based on the 1951 book of the same title.

Now you might think that we are continuing with the sci fi theme but Cronicas Marcianas is not what it sounds like. It's rather a late night show that acted like it was taped on the red planet while commenting the happenings on mother earth that ran from 1997 to 2005 and despite being categorized by many as classic trash tv it is the most famous most watched longest running late night talk show in spanish history winning one Ondas Award, two Iris Awards and six TP De Oro awards. Plus others.

One of the reasons why Cronicas Marcianas became so popular is they also tested the boundaries in regards to what was possible with nudity may it be with live acts like the aptly named Sex Bombs with their front and center woman Sonia Monroy who created the group or stripteases, the most famous one being Chiqui Marti of whom I actually found a video but because of the nature of its content the video has an age restriction.

Here we have another video of the Sex Bombs taking it off - which let's be real was their main appeal for the male audiences - and the group was extremely successful for two years, selling over 50.000 copies in Spain earning them a gold record. Because of this success Sonia's agent had the brilliant idea to include dancers in the show to attract woman that were not lesbians and to make sure that the always horny Sex Bombs would not use them like breeding stallions he only contracted gay dancers. The plan worked for exactly five minutes when Sonia Monroy's right hand woman - or is that right breast woman - Yolanda Berrocal noticed that all the dancers were extremely well hung and commented to Sonia that it was too bad that she could not take advantage of this since she could not get a gay guy's dick hard no matter what she tried.

Never one to back away from a challenge Sonia immediately went to work on the dancer with the biggest schlong deepthroating his horse - cock like there's no Tomorrow and since no dick can resist Sonia's full, soft blowjob lips that were just made to be wrapped tightly around a huge erection for long it quickly had the desired effect and once she got him hard enough to cut a diamond the instigator of the blowjob bonanza got so turned on that she decided to join in the fun and it turned into a competition who could get their dancer to squirt first : Sonia Monroy or Yolanda Berrocal. Sonia won - of course - but only by a boob's width and when they had them squirting like fire hoses all of the girls joined in to demonstrate who had the best deepthroating technique at which point it first turned into a competition who could make them squirt the most and squirt the longest and then who could make them scream the loudest !

After that sex orgy they spent another four months dick - taming the dancers to becum their personal sex slaves practically slam - fucking them straight again and at the end the manager decided to not include any male dancers in the Sex Bonb show and just left things as they were.

Sonia Monroy was also featured as a guest on Chronicas Marcianas and longtime followers of the blog may remember her breast appearance on a talk show where she wore a dress with the mother of all cleavages even rivalling Kylie Minogue´s plunging mega cleavage in I Just Can´t Get You Out Of My Head and it´s a miracle she didn´t have a wardrobe malfunction although the dress didn´t leave anything to the imagination where her giant - sized 44D ( !!! ) double airbags were concerned either.

Back when I spent my summer vacations in Spain I always tried to tape as much of spanish tv as I could because it had to help me survive the german tv for the rest of the year. So one year I was very tired when I finally arrived home and decided to leave setting up the vcr for the next day and Sonia Monroy´s appearance was the first thing I saw on spanish tv. I set up the vcr the next day but of course the show was not repeated and it took me a few years to find even some small clip on the internet.

From then on setting up the vcr was always one of the first things I did.

Thankfully this was not the only wardrobe malfunction the big breasted bra buster whose first gig was stripping behind shutter blinds in the show Esta Noche Cruzamos El Missisippi ( This Night We Cross The Missisippi ) had on spanish live tv. Being a natural born stripper and self proclaimed exhibitionist with a juicy body that drove men crazy Sonia Monroy was involved in a few scandals like when the celebrity that has been the nude cover girl for the famous interviu magazine a dozen times - more than any other female celebrity - broke up with her fiancee who turned out to be a porn actor when she found out he had been using viagra to enhance his performance in the bedroom. In turn he accused Sonia of working as a prostitute but he never managed to prove those claims.

In 2002 there was a news story that Sonia Monroy organized a sex orgy with the players from Barca in a hotel in Madrid where she was the main attraction and all the guys took turns dicktaming her. Now Sonia has not actually denied that she did it and has only gone on record that she did not participate in that particular fuck marathon with the team - which means that there were other penetration parties where all the players drilled her in every orifice of her body - and if she had organized such a squirt sensation session she would have done it for the players of Madrid so she could have milked them dry until the last drop which would have negatively affected their performance in upcoming soccer tournaments.

There were also two news stories in regards to the Oscars : in 2015 she was involved in a scandal when she went on the red carpet of the Oscars dressed in the spanish flag and was subsequently expulsed from the red carpet. And in 2023 she recorded a report in a zone where filming was not permitted and police forces tried to stop her. When Sonia fled the police went after her and there is no confirmation that they took turns giving her one full cavity search after another which was only a cheap excuse to slam bang her brains out but when the police finally managed to arrest Sonia her dress was torn to shreds and she was missing a shoe.

Because she was always stereotyped in Spain Sonia left for Hollywood where she appeared in an episode of Grey's Anatomy and while she gets paid substantially less she is happier with the kind of work she does now.

I was lucky enough to find the first episode on YouTube but of course this doesn't have any of the more polemic sections - like live performances by big breasted sexbombs or live strips - so this is much tamer than what came later. I still think this will bring nostalgia to all my spanish readers.