Thursday, April 09, 2020

Silver Surfing Safari Day with Dan Adkins !

We are taking a short break from X - MEN MONTH for a belated tribute to inker Dan Adkins whose anniversary of birth was on the 15th of March.


Back then I didn´t have enough good material to warrant a full post so I only mentioned him in the bonus section. Since then I have a special folder where I could put all the original art I came across with his name on it and the most pages I found are from Stan Lee and John Buscema´s classic SILVER SURFER series. And since I have been a big fan of this run from waaaaaay back when it ran as back up stories in the german THOR issues from the Williams Verlag who published the series under the name of SILBERSTÜRMER I couldn´t pass up the opportunity to do a spotlight.

John Buscema pops up in so many posts that I can´t include all of them but for the sake of newer followers of the blog I am mentioning some.

One of the reasons why it´s so difficult for me to enjoy the new takes on Conan is that for me Marvel already did the definite version of him with John Buscema and Ernie Chan. For me that is the mountain top, the gold standard, the be - all end - all, the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. So far I have not found the time to make a proper post about it but some of John Buscema´s work on CONAN of course is part of this Ernie Chan tribute from 2016 and last year I even posted the complete original art from CONAN THE BARBARIAN issue 29 .


Now while most experienced comicbook afficionados seem to agree that the Conan by John Buscema and Ernie Chan is the best I seem to be one of the few who loved John Buscema´s tenure on FANTASTIC FOUR. It´s like with THOR where most people only talk about the issues by Jack Kirby and Walt Simonson but I also like the next run by Tom DeFalco and Ron Frenz .


With the Fantastic Four it´s even more extreme. Again, most people only talk about Jack Kirby´s iconic foundation or the John Byrne run. While I like almost everything of it. I like the period after Jack Kirby left and John Buscema took over the art reigns, I like the period after that when guys like Rich Buckler, George Perez and Pablo Marcos picked up the slack, I like the short but sweet run by Walter Simonson ( he even continued a story he had started on AVENGERS where he took over for Roger Stern ), there is of course another marathon by Tom DeFalco and Paul Ryan, heck, I even like the wacky period after John Byrne left and the brothers John and Sal Buscema were doing the art chores up to when Keith Pollard became the regular artist, the Sharon Ventura Miss Marvel became a female version of the Thing and the original Thing became .... well, a much thingier thing.

In any case I wrote about all that and more in last year´s Joe Sinnott birthday post since he was the inker on most of these issues and he provided the glue that held all of it together. And because he was such a big factor in my appreciation of John Buscema´s first tenure on the book - which was my favorite reading material when it was published by Williams Verlag - I seized my chance to kill two skrulls with one ultimate nullifier in my Joe Sinnott birthday post from 2017 all about Marvel´s first family.


I have to take every chance to mention THE OVERMIND SAGA. Although to tell to truth, I´m not even sure if anybody else but me calls it that. In any case, I´m not going to go into detail about the story because a. ) I don´t want to spoil it for anybody who has not read it, b. ) all those who WANT to read about one of the best Fantastic Four stories of all time ( at least in my humble opinion and Robi will back me up ) can do it in this posting .


The most recent ones are my John Buscema´s Top Ten Avengers Covers posts where I am now down to the top three covers. It seems the further I get to the top the less covers I can include in one post. And in the latest one I only got to do one so maybe I will need two posts for my number three. Nevertheless since I have not gotten any negative comments from readers so far it seems that they rather enjoy or at least appreciate my ramblings. So here are the four posts I have done so far : John Buscema´s Top Ten covers for the german Williams Verlag series Die Ruhmreichen Rächer and John Buscema´s Top Ten Avengers cover from his second run on the book with Roger Stern ( numbers 10 to 6 , number five , number four ). Speaking of that run, I also did a post on Avengers 300 - which only took me three tries - and on one of the best but sadly most underrated stories Assault on Olympus ( which is mainly due to it coming hot on the heels of the brilliant Under Siege Saga, probably the best Avengers story ever written ) with the best original art I could find. To which I could finally do a second part in 2018. Apart from that I am sure that I will get back to the topic of John Buscema´s Top Ten Avengers covers ( and my usual deviations on it ) although that will happen rather later than sooner.


I wrote a bit more about it in my latest spin - off about John Buscema´s run on AVENGERS with Roger Stern and I hope there will be a few more John Buscema posts in the future Corona virus and my health willing.


Today I want to seize the opportunity to post a different kind of video about the Disney Marvel movies, this one is all about the movie posters.


Speaking of the Marvel cinematic universe I can´t believe I haven´t posted this video yet so I´m getting to it before it overstays its welcome.
 

 
THERE´S A WHOLE LOTTA OPPAI SHAKIN GOIN ON - BONUS ROUND !
 
You might remember that in my second post about Joe Staton´s GREEN LANTERN I did a feature on K- Pop artist / actress Jun Hyo - Seong which among other material included this GIF of Jun busting out her best moves.
 

 
Well, I had gotten a lot of comments on this, especially requests for more information. So in my post on Matt Wagner´s quarantine gallery I provided some. The GIF above is from one of Jun Hyo - Seung´s performances with her old group Secret of a song called Poison. And besides all the girls from Secret proving that nobody can spread their legs as wide as korean girls in a move that I can only call " the open gates of heaven " Jun really captured the crowd´s attention with her impressive boobie thrusting technique .
 

 
Jiggy Jun Hyo - Seung has always been at the center of attention since she became a fan favorite thanks to her 36A - 23 - 36 measurements but with this bonerinducing move she is taking things to a whole new level.
 

 
Daimn, if only I had met Jun for some asian penetration sensation in my sexual prime. Her boobs and my hard boner could have been good friends.
 

 
Anyway, the reason that I am bringing her up again - besides the obvious ones goddaimn girl - is that I couldn´t embed all the hot videos I found with her so I put up links for some of them. Now I know that not every reader clicks on every link I include as is their right. But just to make sure that nobody misses the breast parts with more wide open spread legs and wild boob thrusting than is legal I want to re - post two videos from the earlier post. The first one is the music video to Poison, the second one features the girls from Secret - and blow up sex doll Jun at the forefront - going up against the hot rumpshakers from Kara in an erotic dance battle.
 

Speaking of literal cult sirens, since you could count all of the stuff above as a re - post I wanted to include Jeanette " Schnuckelchen " Biedermann who would have had no problem serving as " troop entertainment " during World War II. She is one of Germany´s most popular and most desired born for porn pop singers and actresses thanks to her stunning 34C - 26 - 34 measurements which she displayed in various magazine shoots ( sadly there have been no PLAYBOY pics so far ) and her proneness to skimpy outfits on and off stage which led to a number of wardrobe malfunctions that would´ve made other professionals like the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, deepthroat nymphomaniac Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) quit her career.


Jeanette only took them with a shrug and a smile since she has been on stage since she was six and those wardrobe malfunctions have only furthered her career. In fact one of the reasons why she is so popular is that she has often provided the highlights of those unbearable celebrity wannabe shows with her - sometimes - unintentional revelation of body parts which is the reason why she gets constantly invited to those shows.


It´s one of the reasons why she is the number one sexbomb germans want to have sex with in polls before MILF Sonya Kraus , Boobara Schöneberge or Verona Pooth and she was also voted " Woman of the Year " twice ( in 2003 and 2005 ) in the german edition of FHM. In 2006 she even won the category " Sexiest Woman in the World ". Jeanette even got the Order of Merit of the Federal Republic of Germany but I think for other reasons.


She´s also one of the few who has successfully made the transition from singing to acting and back. On one of the worst german soaps - which is also one of the most popular - Gute Zeiten Schlechte Zeiten ( good times bad times ) she played the role of Marie Bälzer from June 1999 to March 2004. She also did the voice of Susan in the german version of an episode of South Park and some other animation voices like in Over The Hedge.


From August 2008 until April 2010 she graced german tv screens as Anna Polauke, the main character of the telenovela Anna und die Liebe ( Anna and the love ? ) as well as appearing in various movies of which Callgirl Undercover ( or Lizzie und der Kommissar depending on which tv station is showing it ) stands apart from the rest if only for the few moments when she shows what she could really do with her huge porn star boobs.


Speaking of her music career, she has won lots of awards like the ECHO, the OTTO, Top of the Pops Award and her albums have gone three times gold and once platinum. She first went with a sexy image and she quickly became known as the german queen of fan service what you could see in her music videos which culminated in the music video to Rock My Life. I remember staying up after midnight many times to catch the short bits of Jeanette Bidermann taking a shower in a bathtub and tape it with the vcr.


Here we have Schnuckelchen Jeanette Biedermann letting her huge moneymakers swing low so low in a plunging cleavage on breakfast tv.


It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher . I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.


If the teachers on our school would have looked like that I never would have skipped classes. I would even have gone to detention if Janet was the supervisor. I really wouldn´t mind getting a long oral exam from her !


And to top it all off the erection projection performance of Janet Jackson in that video is so explicit that it never aired on german music television.



  
Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.


I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

 

Man, now that she´s getting divorced all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant boobs, deepthroating schlongs left and right until they squirt like crazy.


Daimn, that´s one thing that would surely help me with the quarantine : having a nymphomanic blow up sex doll like Janet Jackson in the bedroom.




Or better yet, two : Janet Jackson and 40D cosplay oppai queen Yaya Han.


The time during lockdown would just fly by when you are busy dicktaming these two schlong milking machines especially if Janet Jackson dresses up as nubian Wonderbra Woman and Yaya Han dons her Power Girl costume.


So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .

I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .


I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.


For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.


And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.


Now after all that boob shaking, legs spreading and k - popping and mentioning that Jermaine Dupri´s music video " Gotta Getcha " was too hot for german tv thanks to Janet Jackson´s stripper routine you might get the impression that german tv was prude. And in old Radio Eriwan fashion I have to say " in principle, yes, but ... " You see, while there were some basic rules like " No nudity before midnight. " there also were some exceptions to those rules and as long as it wasn´t one of the tv stations from Bavaria you could see a lot of nudity in crime shows. There also was a wider berth to anything that would fall into the artistic category where you could argue that it was art not nudity. There are entire generations of horny teens who are eternally thankful for that distinction and got their rocks off with the girls from the ballet ensembles of various tv shows.


You may ask yourself what it mattered if a tv station was from Bavaria or not in regards to nudity. The thing is that like in America there are states - called " Bundesländer " - in Germany and they all have their own culture.


We return to Saturday Morning cartoons with the Fantastic Four cartoon that didn´t feature H.E.R.B.I.E. instead of Human Torch Johnny Storm.


For the longest time Susan Storm later Susan Richards was painted as the weakest member of the Fantastic Four and only good to be held hostage by the bad guys ( and Prince Namor, the Sub - Mariner who wanted to imperius sex her ). At the same time the power of invisibility has always been the topic of horror or science fiction movies through the decades.
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Something within me has always driven me to reproduce ... creating first a " son " in the Vision ... and " wives " in the simpering Jocasta and the faithless Alkhema. But now I think I should have looked for a " concubine " and the Vision´s wife looks and feels most pleasing. I also like the sounds she makes when I pound her .... I will enjoy taming this Scarlet Witch.

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