This post is kind of a spur of the moment thing because after spending all morning to get a new show me card I was working all day on my upcoming Frank Miller DAREDEVIL post that is supposed to go online Tomorrow. But when I went over the posts from previous years I found out that Today is Gail Kim´s birthday and since I still have over 80 animated GIFs that I have not posted yet I decided to do another post for this hasian wrestling icon.
It won´t be all new stuff - I do not have time to pull off an entirely new post - so I will go with the old motto : something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. In any case I hope you enjoy this.
GEIL, GEILER, OBERAFFENGEIL, NOTGEIL, AM GEILSTEN, DIE GAILE KIM !
Gail Kim has been in a lot of different wrestling leagues and the first time I saw her was in the old ECW. She then went to the WWF before she arrived at iMPACT WRESTLING and for a while she did double duty at the WWE and IMPACT WRESTLING and I think at the moment she is officially retired from wrestling. At least I saw her give a farewell speech but in wrestling these career ends never last long. Except for those wrestlers you really want to come back. So maybe Gail Kim has really said goodbye to wrestling. In any case, I have always enjoyed her wrestling matches no matter if she played the good girl or the bad girl like when she returned to iMPACT WRESTLING.
As long as she gives her opponents a taste of " defeet " I didn´t care. I know I was not supposed to like her but her tight body just distracts me, like when she ambushed Velvet and her boobs almost fell out of her top.
Or when she uses her legs to choke her opponent while the ref counts.
And just check out Gail´s incredible glutes. Now if these cheeks don´t get your heart pumping faster you are either gay or dead so check your pulse.
Here are a few more shots of Gail Kim´s incredible asian butt action.
I don´t know what it is about them butt asian girls are my kryptonite !
And I don´t want to resort to racial stereotypes but they just have the extra oomph that works better than viagra and makes you hear " Me so horny me love you long time ! " in your head. Gail Kim is a very gifted athlete - and I mean that without any pun - but when I see how worked up she gets in the ring, the fire in her eyes when she plays the heel or the kind of punishment her body can take and especially how flexible she is.
I mean which red blooded potent male doesn´t want to see Gail Kim as a naughty school girl, in a wet t - shirt or wearing her ass in a tiny thong ?
Now the name " Gail " sounds like " geil " the german word for horny. So you can imagine that she´s only known in Germany as die geile Kim ( horny Kim ). Like Kylie Minogue who has been christened die Geile Minogue.
Back to Gail Kim, I remember a fight where she stopped her guy ( I think it was the guy from Beer Money ) from beating up his opponent with a beer bottle by knocking him out. While Gail Kim was distracted Miss Jaqueline ( who really should have shown her huge rack more often ) clobbered her from behind. And all the time Gail Kim was getting some hits from her all I could do was stare at Gail´s round bubblebutt while....well, you can guess what I did. Now I couldn´t find that particular match but here is a street fight with Jaqueline and Gail Kim where Gail wears some tight jeans.
I don´t have to tell you what a talented and record breaking athlete Gail Kim is : she was the first WWE diva to win a championship in her first match which was a seven - woman battle royal, she became the first TNA women´s champion in a ten - woman gauntlet match and has held that title five times and was TNA Knockout Tag Team Champion with Madyson Rayne. She won the TNA Knockout of The Year Award in 2007 and was voted Queen of TNA in 2013. She also has been Funkin´ Conversatoy Women´s Champion and the Diva of the Year in 2001 at the Apocalypse Wrestling Federation. She´s the number one female wrestler in the world according to Pro Wrestling Illustrated and thousands of fans worldwide.
But Gail Kim is not only good at dishing it out, like all asian women she can endure a lot of punishment which makes her matches so exciting for us.
Speaking about asian sensations, besides her in ring abilities one of the main reasons why I miss Gail Kim are the photo shoots. Like Taryn Gail has done some nude pictures but I don´t think she has posed for PLAYBOY yet.
I really have not kept in touch with anything about Gail Kim when I am not writing about her which is why I found several new videos. It was a bit difficult to pick one but I hope I can put the other on the blog very soon.
I already posted this photoshooting in my last Gail Kim post but I didn´t get to include the GIFs because there were already too many in that post. But I still didn´t want to deprive my readers of Gail Kim´s asian revelation.
We can´t end our little trip down memory lane without another match with Gail so here she is battling Brooke " Bubblebutt " Tessmacher.
Now we already have enough videos to meet my usual quota but for those readers that have bravely soldiered on through all the oversexed wrestling vixen innuendo I want to make sure I hit all the usual genres in this mix.
So for Today´s post I have decided to keep the asian transpiration theme going. In this spirit the comic book video is about mangaka Junji Ito and in his case the transpiration part is quite literal although not in the sense that our post has been going so far. As you can see from the title Junji Ito is a master of horror and a few years ago I had no idea who he is. But he did a few FREE COMIC BOOK DAY / HALLOWEENFEST comics since then and he makes the kind of mangas you don´t want to read before going to bed.
I know that there are readers who don´t read manga or black and white comics in general but in this case you should at least make the effort and try to go beyond your usual comfort zone. Which is also meant to be taken quite literal because Junji Ito´s stories are just one big discomfort zone.
Speaking of exotic beauty, here is a fitness bikini contest from Korea with more hot beach bodies than you can shake a horny Shinigami at. All these contestants are so stunning this looks like a MILF of the year convention.
There are a few anime videos that I have bookmarked which I could post but since most of them are top ten lists and we have such a video next here is an episode of Samurai Champloo. I tried to find other samurai animes but so far every episode of Samurai Jack has been deleted. Also the DVDs or BlueRays of Samurai Champloo still are sold at ridiculous prices so I don´t fell bad about posting all the episodes of this series.
With Today´s movie section we return to the scary and macabre with The 10 Weirdest Japanese Movies which are not all horror movies as some fall more into the strange or weird category. Others defy any classification.
To close things out we have once again the blow up sex dolls from Nine Muses, this time with their top five live performances of Remember.
As usual the videos are ranked from good to best going down according to the girl´s figures, stage outfits and overall performance with bonus points for special stripper skills and close ups of the most important body parts.
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