Monday, August 28, 2023

It's Big Melons Monday with Lindi Nunziato !

As promised in my spotlight post on Mike Deodato's run on ELEKTRA we are going to penetrate the raven haired ( although sometimes she does have red hair ) living blow up sex bomb whom I used as a stand in for Elektra down to her deepest core or better said we are going to dive deeper into the mystery surrounding her in this post ( which with a little luck will be just the first one of a longer series ) since I am sure there are countless visitors who want to know more - and see more - of her.

In the original post I already did a spotlight on her but I had to cut it short since these posts get too long if I am not careful and here we have more space. I already mentioned that the name on the pictures is Lindzi Nunciato and it all started with my post about pin up icon Gil Elvgren .

One of the most famous Busenwunders from my misspent youth is the all natural 38D ( !!! ) - 24 - 33 blonde Ulknudel Ingrid Steeger who got naked in a plethora of soft sex movies in the 70s but who also starred in two german cult series Klimbim and Zwei Himmlische Toechter which is what german guys gave as a reference when they didn't want to admit having seen her nubile porn star body in those famous 1970 soft sex skin flicks.

Anyway, while these two shows still have a huge fanbase in Germany finding episodes in even the most mediocre quality on YouTube is almost impossible. Especially Klimbim is almost never available in good quality and when you find episodes sometimes they are cut into three parts.

So when I found a channel with a lot of the episodes in high quality - even if you can only watch them om YouTube so all I could do was to include the links to the videos - I had to put this rare internet find on my blog right away so I included them in the pop culture trivia / cult siren section of my tribute to Frank Thorne's RED SONJA . And that was that.

But then l found another channel that did have even more episodes of Klimbim. Granted, they were not in the same high quality as the other channel but they were good enough to watch and contrary to the other episodes at least I could embed them in my posts. I was thinking about including one of them in the aforementioned RED SONJA post but while the post is still unfinished I am not sure if my readers give those posts a second look once they are posted even though I keep adding stuff to it.

So instead I decided to re - post that part in my new Gil Elvgren post to give it more exposure. And that was that. Except that days later I found out somebody had uploaded the first four episodes of Zwei Himmlische Toechter and in high quality to boot. Now for those who are not familiar with the cult series, while it became quite popular - mostly due to the female charm of Iris Berben and the occasional nudity of Ingrid Steeger - it was not very long and sadly lasted only six episodes. So if somebody uploaded four of those episodes that is like the most part of the show.

As it probably is no big surprise to longtime followers of the blog who know my obsession with forgotten or big breasted cult sirens I had to include the episode Eine Prinzessin Nach Hoftenstein since it not only features incredible Ingrid Steeger in a twin role as former club stripper turned air hostess Kiki and her doppelgaenger the Princess of Hoftenstein ( with some nude parts since they have to swap clothes a few times) but also bonerinducing raven haired Dunja Rajter who really puts her breast foot forward in a black dress that has so much back cleavage and frontal plunging cleavage that it leaves next to very little to a guy's imagination.

And I think this is the point where those of my readers who have a better memory than me know where this is going. As I have mentioned a few times I use a lot of ye olde copy / paste schtick to write these posts, on one side for the sake of expedience ( otherwise I would never finish it ) but I also like to go back when I know I have already written something about a certain topic to see if there is anything new I can add to that.

Now as bad as my memory can be sometimes I was pretty certain that I had written about that particular episode before and since the wikipedia entry on the episodes is not very detailed I decided to go back and see if I could include something. At the very least I could re - post the GIFs I made of Dunja Rajter's breast scene from the episode if nothing else.


Well, as it turns out, the last time I mentioned the episode was in my GOODBYE GERMANY - THE 1970s : DIE RAECHER post where I included a part about how the look of Dunja Rajter in the episode reminds me of that " special " aunt : the MILF with the giant boobs, the pornstar body and legs up to her chin who is a real relative or one of Mom´s friends.

Who buys t - shirts at the kid´s department, wears plunging cleavages, shoves her huge hooters in your face all the time she always gives you the bedroom eyes and " accidentally " walks into the shower when you are showering and insists on soaping up your entire body - with her tits.

In the beginning she always apologizes but as you grow older - and your dick longer - she spends more time studying your private parts, pressing her huge boobs against the glass ( which makes them grow to incredible size ) to entice you even more before leaving. And once you start to get an erection at the sight of her bouncing massive mammaries she insists on saving water by showering with you. At first she only spends fifteen minutes soaping up your body but as your schlong gets bigger and bigger those showers become longer and longer and are increasing in intensity.

First she just soaps up your body but then she spends more and more time making sure your private parts are clean. She also goes from using her hands to apply the soap to putting it on her huge breasts and rubbing them all over your entire body. From that she quickly goes to drenching her giant melons with soap and massage your erection with abandon to wrapping her soft lips around your shaft and sucking it hard until finally she gives your hard dick a deepthroat massage for how long she wants.

Even with all that sexual domination she never allows you to cum in her mouth or anywhere else on her body as she gets off making your boner hard enough to cut a diamond without giving you any chance of releasing your pent up sexual tension. That you have to manage yourself but you nevertheless quickly become addicted to these showering sessions and so do everything you can to keep them going. When Auntletta Ocean first starts pressing her augmented double airbags against the shower glass the desire to have sex with her becomes strong but she only showers with you once in a while. This increases in frequency as you get older and as the parental supervision keeps diminishing until being virtually nonexistent these dry humping shower sessions become a daily thing.

This is a good example that there are things that you don´t like as a kid but as you grow older you learn to really appreciate them. Another such thing is your auntie´s Goodnight Kiss. Which you liked as a kid but when you become a boy it becomes more and more embarrassing. Until the day you get a special feeling when Auntletta kisses you goodnight. Over the years she has always insisted on giving you a goodnight kiss but lately she has made sure that her husband is tightly asleep before kissing you.

Up to that night that is no big deal but now she is wearing a top with a plunging cleavage and when she leans over to kiss you on the forehead you can see her breasts fully naked, shaking from side to side. What´s more, when she gets up her boobs fall out and you put up a huge tent under the blanket. This catches your aunt´s attention and after putting her finger on her lips she grabs your blanket and strokes your manhood.

That night you have the first of many wet dreams featuring your aunt.

The following night you are lying in your bed waiting for another kiss on the forehead but your aunt tells you that you are a big boy now and it is about time to get a real kiss. So instead of a peck on your forehead she kisses you on the mouth sending waves of electricity all over your body.

At that age you have only been kissed by relatives and mostly old ones except for a girl two classes ahead of you who has already developed incredibly huge boobs at her young age. For a few weeks she waits for you during recess and takes you to a secluded part of the playgrounds to show you her naked breasts. While you are much more interested in squeezing them she prefers to bury your head between them. One day she doesn't let you touch her huge melons and instead kissed you on the mouth. After that you don't see her again for a few months but there are rumours that a gang of freshmen who raped a busty teacher got their hands on her and took turns dicktaming her as their blow up sex doll.

Anyway, you don't have any experience with kissing girls but it quickly becomes your new favourite pastime. Has you aunt first kissed you on the lips only quickly her goodnight kisses become longer and more intense over time while at the same time her outfits become skimpier and have less fabric. In the beginning she is wearing normal clothing - although with plunging cleavages - but she quickly goes from pjs to robes to nightgowns to see through negligees and finally to very tiny lingerie.

Which could arouse suspicion if - as I said - your parental supervision hadn´t become nonexistent at this point and your aunt makes sure that her husband is sound asleep. Otherwise you would get into trouble as your aunt starts to wait longer and longer to give you your goodnight kiss and she isn´t content with one kiss. Pretty soon your kissing sessions take hours and when she starts french kissing you things get heated.

You have gone from a simple kiss on the mouth to get you aroused to your aunt testing out how long she can massage your lips before you are just one kiss away from squirting all over her. Which is the point where she stops cold. Again she won't let you release the accumulated liquid but you don't complain because you want to get as much of this absolute sexmachine smooching your lips while rubbing her soft boobs over your body as you can. But even your resistance is taxed when she starts to lay down on top of you in a 69 position and massages your boner with her huge breasts, sliding up and down on it with long, strong strokes until it has grown to an almost inhuman size before deepthroating a few hours.

The whole time you are wondering what her endgames is and it isn´t long before you get your answer. At this point your parents return from a business trip so you have to be extra careful with your nightly activities.

One day the house has to be renovated and your aunt pulls all kinds of strings to sleep in the same bedroom as you. Then she breaks her bed on purpose and uses all her powers of persuasion on Mom - and all her porn star body has to offer to a man on Daddy - to let you sleep in one bed.

Not that you get any sleep since you quickly resume your kissing session only this time when you are about to come your aunt says you should go to bed since it is already late. You expect her to go to bed in the skimpy see - through piece of lingerie she is wearing but she declares she can only sleep in the nude and so gets naked and then literally jumps on your raging woody with her legs spread wider than a fillipino hooker before starting to do the splits on you. Opening and closing her legs she slides up and down on your erection pumping you dry with increasing fervour.

After all the months of build up your sexual tension now quickly finds a release gushing load after load but your aunt manages to get you hard again with a special double breasted schlong massage technique that includes whipped cream, honey and an endless supply of ice cubes.

She continues to milk your hot rod all night long until you can't get it up anymore and this extreme ejaculation squirt session is just the first in a long line of gruelling special all night midnight decathlon sex olympics during which your nymphomanic aunt uses you as her personal sex toy.

After a while the renovation of your house is finished and you have to sleep in different bedrooms again but your aunt is not ready to give up her new sex slave so the sex hungry cougar buys a new car and insists on taking you for a spin. You don´t know if this is normal but your aunt gets held up by a police officer almost every five minutes and they all insist on giving her a full body search before an alcohol test. Only instead of using an electronic breath analyser they make her lubricate their dicks.

You go on daily extended joyrides during which she gets lost - on purpose - and which always end in one of two possibilities. The first one is that your aunt swerves into a desolated backstreet where she takes you for a spin, putting your horsecock's endurance to the test on the backseat.

The other outcome is that she finds a secluded no - tell motel ( where everybody is on a first name basis with your aunt ) but it is already too late to return home so you have to spend the night there. After dinner she drags you to the pool where she gets into her tiniest micro bikini and insists on teaching you her breaststroke technique in the outdoor pool.

At the beginning you are afraid that somebody might recognize you but once she starts to give you intense mouth - to - dick resuscitation lessons you give up all resistance. This goes on for a few hours before you decide to withdraw to the bedroom where she uses you like a breeding stallion.

There also is the incident where your parents don´t let you go to Spring Break because they say you are too young and designate auntie Aletta to make sure you don't leave the house because they are gone for a week.

What they don't plan for is that your aunt thinks this is very unfair to a young, strapping lad at the height of his sexual endurance and decides to make up for you being unjustly grounded. You don't know what Aletta means by " If we can´t bring you to Spring Break, we have to bring Spring Break to you. Just leave everything to aunt Aletta. This will be a weekend you will never forget. " but you quickly got an idea what she has in store for you when she stages her own bikini contest where she sports various bikinis that get skimpier and skimpier until she ends up with one made of two strings of dental floss that don't cover anything.

You are still reeling from nudity overload when she proceeds with a one woman wet t - shirt contest at which´s end she is wearing nothing more than a tiny g - string on her soaking wet body as she has torn her wet t - shirt to threads during her extremely explicit freestyle floor show that would make professional strippers blush. The g- string can't really cover the set of lips women don´t use to speak and she makes sure that you get a good eyeful by spreading her legs better than a fillipino hooker again and again and again and gyrating her perfect butt in front of you.

She then gives you a steamy lapdance until you are second away from cumming your brains out. Then Aletta stops and says : " Well, it looks like we did everything you can do during Spring Break aside from a drink. So all we can do for the rest of the weekend is the after show victory party which will be one big blur of debauchery. " Again you don't know what " debauchery " means but you quickly learn as Aletta milks you dry in every possible way for the remaining weekend. She nearly fucks you into a sex coma and you are almost caught by your parents because you regain consciousness only mere minutes before they return.

There was a long part of this particular sexual phantasie - although I am sure some people out there experienced something similar themselves - that is brought to life in so many My Mom's Big Breasted Friend porn videos and because there are not that many good pictures of Dunja Rajter available ( and because I was talking about a sexual obsession and not only about Dunja Rajter in particular ) I included some pictures of hungarian 42G ( !!! ) - 27 - 42 porn star Aletta Ocean which I had found just some days earlier as a stand in for that nymphomanic, dicktaming men milking MILF aunt most of us can only wish to have had in our life.

After re - posting it ( although with different pictures of Aletta Ocean ) in my tribute post to one of my favourite swords and sorcery comicbook series of all times - Marvel's CONAN THE BARBARIAN by Roy Thomas, John Buscema and Ernie Chan - from 2021 I finally had to cave in and wrote a full on spin - off post about Aletta Ocean as my nymphomanic sex aunt .

Which in turn had its own spin - off post about casting Aletta Ocean as the sex alien Aileen from my currently discontinued adult comicbook series VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN. Anyway, I included the short version of it but as regular readers of the blog know I do not have access to my old picture archive and all the pictures of Aletta Ocean that I had on my laptop were the ones I had already used so I went to the internet to find something new. And then happened what always happens in these cases.

While looking for pictures of Aletta Ocean I stumbled upon some pictures of what must be the living blow up sex doll with the biggest implants I have ever seen. I think her name is Paige British - or her name is just Paige and she is british - and all I could find out about her measurements is that she got some breast augmentations until she got a 34G chest ( so if anybody out there has more information please let me know in the comments below ) and that she wanted to look like toon Jessica Rabbit.

Now at this point I was already thinking about doing a new version of my post with Aletta Ocean as my nymphomanic sex aunt with the breast new pictures I found but since I don't like to repeat myself I was entertaining the idea of doing a similar Paige British post ( I wouldn't mind having her as my nymphomanic sex aunt or my horny stepmother ) since I already came across pictures of her and I ended up using them in the Gil Elvgren post since I just had to put up more content with her gigantic gazongas.

Just when I was trying to decide if I should do another post with Aletta Ocean or a post for Paige British I found more pictures of Lindi Nunziato - that's her correct name but I don't know if the first pictures I found of her were labelled wrong or if it was just a case of things being difficult when you have to write with one hand - her measurements are 38K ( !!! ) - 25 - 42 and she is a fitness instructor and influencer. I am still not quite sure what an influencer does but if it means being a living blow up sex doll like Lindi who spends most of her time uploading boner - inducing pictures wearing micro bikinis, lingerie with less fabric than shoelaces or even less clothing to the internet we definitely need more of those.

Compiling all of the pictures took the better part of a week because on one side there is a lot of life stuff I have to deal with nowadays so the time I have left to spend on the laptop is cut down to a few hours each day at best. And on the other side my OneDrive is constantly full and if I don't delete any pictures I won't be able to download any new pictures which is why I also was purging my files about sexy comicbook babes.

Because that is the easiest thing to start with. I am used to store all pictures I find for later use like I did with my old laptop but now I have to go through them periodically and eliminate the ones that are either too small to use, out of date or too risky or ones I simply don't like. With the old laptop I could keep them all and get rid of the ones I didn't need when the time comes to write a post but now I can't keep any additional baggage that might prevent me from getting some pictures that I might actually use in a post. So it's better to have 20 pictures that are the best of the best than 100 pictures of which I know I am only going to use five.

At the same time it gave me the opportunity to put all the Joe Jusko pictures in the right folder ( that's your boy, always planning ahead for the next post ) and I had already worked my way down to the letter f which means that I had gone over the pictures on Dazzler and Elektra.

Which were my two options for the next Marvel Comics post ( seeing that my last post was about Joe Kubert's work on DC Comics war comicbooks ) since both of them star female protagonists and both of those series are somewhat underrated and definitely underappreciated. And I think DAZZLER much more than ELEKTRA since the latter one is at least known to a wider audience thanks to the brilliant Daredevil show from Netflix.

The only reason why I went with a tribute to Mike Deodato's ELEKTRA is that I thought " Well, Elektra has black hair and Lindi Nunziato has black hair so maybe I could include some picture of Lindi in the post and this could be a lead in to her own cult siren spin - off post. " With DAZZLER I would have used some pictures of Paige British but I wasn't finished with compiling her pictures ( I still am not finished and at that time I wasn't even sure about her name ) so it was the draw of the luck that Lindi Nunziato got her chance first. What would have been the same in both cases is that I would have gotten to use some artwork by Bill Sienkiewicz since he strangely enough worked on both series, DAZZLER and ELEKTRA.

Speaking about Marvel Comics crimson clad master murdering machine with the big melons, since she was first introduced during Frank Miller's groundbreaking DAREDEVIL run ( Elektra Natchios first appeared in issue 168 of DAREDEVIL ) the asskicking assassin with an ass that doesn't quit has been a fan favorite of comicbook afficionados and critics alike which may have something to do with the skimpy outfit Frank Miller gave her.

Although Elektra's costume could have been a lot skimpier if you ask me.

Anyway, Elektra was introduced as Matt Murdock's first love - before ever meeting Karen Page - and she quickly became the ultimate bad girl who tested Daredevil's morals with her antics as the Kingpin's most favoured assassin ( a fact that was eliminated from her backstory for the NETFLIX tv show ) and Matt's little devil stick ( or not so little once she applied some long lubrication ) in the bedroom with her greek sex techniques.

Elektra really dicktamed Daredevil in the worst way and even if blind Matt already had his extra sensory powers - which gave him an unfair advantage in the bedroom because he could not only sense the women's reactions his penetration stakkato had he also got a topographic map of their love grotto so he knew where to strike best and knew when they were getting wet - and Elektra hadn't gotten her special ninja master assassin sex training she was a natural born sex machine that completely wore out Matt's horsecock in long, uninhibited dick draining marathons.

As any comicbook afficionado worth his salt knows they first met in college, which statistically speaking is the time when most women are very open to sexual experiments and for Elektra it wasn't any different.

Working her way through the campus lesbians and most of the attractive female students and teachers alike she quickly caught the eye of the jocks who tried to get revenge on Elektra after she ruined their post game victory party by instigating a double dildo penetration party that left all female members of the cheerleading squad out of commission.

To that purpose they invited her to one of their frat parties and after they managed to get Elektra totally plastered they dragged the drunk girl to the special soundproof bedroom where they slam - banged all the co - ed Busenwunder and female teachers who resisted their advances into submission where they ripped off all her clothes and handcuffed her to the " taming bed " where the perverted, horny rapists - in - training took turns drilling her pornstar body with their pulsating monstercocks.

But no matter how hard they tried - even ganging up on her up to five guys at the same time and bringing in a gang of black delinquents whose extremely developed manhood gave even breeding stallions a case of penis envy - they just could not bend her to their will. In the end they completely wore their dicks out on her and were so exhausted they lost the semi finale so Elektra got an ultimatum to slam - bang the other team's brains out six ways to Sunday to give them a chance to win this.

That's one of the things they kept from the comicbooks, that Elektra is a real pro in the sack like she is a real pro when it comes to killing people.

Maybe it's the same thing as with female spies where they get special " sex training " so they can slam - bang even gay schlongs into submission and are more effectively as spies ( and I am sure that their instructors never take advantage of the fact that part of their job is to fuck these living blow up sex doll's brain out six ways to Sunday until they are the ultimate men milking machines ) and female assassins also get a special training so they can either get close enough to their target to kill them or - if need be - kill them by having wild sex with them until they expire.

You know, like 41E ( !!! ) - 26 - 38 real life Power Girl and Playmate Of The Month of May 1993 and Playmate Of The Year in 1994 Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith did with her filthy rich but old and decrepit husband.


And I'm not going to lie I really can't feel sorry for 89 year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall because this guy achieved his life goals. I mean to become a billionaire you have to treat people bad and after doing that he gets to marry a frikkin Playmate Of The Year who is not only built like Russ Meyer's version of Jayne Mansfield but on top of that tries to kill him by having sex with him every night, all night long many positions in.


Which he must have known from the get - go. I mean, you don't get to that kind of position if you can't predict what is going to happen in the long run. And it was a long run because as good as Anna Nicole Smith was at dicktaming guys it took her thirteen months to weaken his condition with her daily ejaculation sensation midnight marathons until he had completely worn his dick out and his body could not take it anymore but I am sure those were the thirteen happiest months of his life since this is the way most of us want to go. Slam - banged to death by a Playmate Of The Year with giant melons who is a complete nymphomanic sex freak.


But coming back to the man - eating assassin with the killer body from the Marvel universe, one of the things that made her so memorable and an instant classic was her short tenure as one of Matt Murdocks many lady friends ( that guy goes through women like tissues and it never ends well ) and her tragic death at the hands of Daredevil's nemesis.

Now being such a popular character the guys at Marvel Comics could not let this cash cow die and so Frank Miller was forced to resurrect her which has never sat well with him. About which I am of two minds. On one side I can understand the creator and author who has a certain story arc for his creation in mind with a beginning, a middle and an end and deviating from that can ruin the whole character. So it should be his call to do and if it tickles his fancy to do a graphic novel like ELEKTRA LIVES AGAIN he should be given the freedom to do so even if it is not canon.

On the other side you have a very popular character where you know people are clamouring for more content so you know that Marvel Comics will keep bringing her back as long as there is some money to be made.

And this is the long version about who the raven haired Busenwunder is who I used as a stand in for Elektra in that post, how I found the pictures of her and how ultimately this entire post came about. I am sure not all of my readers are interested in these " behind the scenes " peeks about how these posts gestate but they can at least look at the pretty pictures.

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strange real life inventions by comicbook creators including french artist Enki Bilal who invented the weird sport chess boxing and we will return to him later on in this bonus section

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Keeping the science fiction vibe going we are taking a look at The Outer Limits which ran from 1995 to 2002. It was an anthology series like The Twilight Zone but I did not enjoy it as much - both the new series and the original - because in every story it was aliens while on The Twilight Zone it could be any kind of story. Maybe that was a case of me coming in with the wrong expectations since for me The Outer Limits meant the outer limits of imagination while for the producers of the show it was probably more a case of The Outer Limits of our solar system. Anyway, I did enjoy some episodes here and there although it became repetitive and you were only waiting who would be the evil alien in this episode.

The best known episode of Outer Limits is episode 16 from season 1 called " Caught In The Act " in which repentant all natural 42C -  23 - 36 born for porn actress Alyssa Milano is possessed by a nymphomanic sex alien from outer space and has a spectacular full frontal nudity scene .

Sexbomb Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on CHARMED ) is of course best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of all the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the cult tv show Charmed.


According to some interviews she gave later she wasn´t so keen on some of the sexy outfits but Alyssa was the main reason why guys watched the show, it was all to see her shaking her hips as a sultry belly dancer or an almost naked mermaid. Also Alyssa was busy dicktaming male co - stars Julian McMahon and Brian Krause to be her personal breeding stallions.

Which in the first case was extremely difficult for her despite having a body like a Playmate Of The Century because at that time Julian was slam - banging 42C - 24 - 34 blow up sex doll Shannen Doherty's beverly hills six ways to Sunday. So he did his best to resist Alyssa's charms ( pun intended ) but once Shannen was out of the picture it was open season on Julian for Alyssa which is why she wore less and less clothing in her scenes with him and got more full body contact. Especially in the hot lapdance scene - which Alyssa insisted on putting in the script - and she kept botching the takes on purpose so he would have a huge erection.


Then when everybody left for a three hour lunchbreak she deepthroated his rock hard boner making him squirt again and again until he could not get it up anymore. Well, at least not until they had finished shooting the scene. After that Alyssa began taming Julian in earnest with daily fuck marathons in her trailer which lasted all night until she had worn out his dick completely much to the chagrin of an unsatisfied Shannon Doherty.

I did a re - post of Alyssa Milano´s cult siren entry on her birthday in 2016 - and finally did a superpimed version with a plethora of GIFs in 2019 - and it is weird that she is trying to make herself the feminist figurehead of the whole Me Too movement with actions like a sex strike.


I wonder whom she is trying to make forget her nude roles, us or herself.


From the moment she showed her perfectly shaped tits to the world on Outer Limits - thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi Channel - it was clear this blow up sex doll was born for porn which she proved with her completely uninhibited sex scenes in Embrace Of The Vampire .

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We are staying on the subject of bootylicious bikini babes with YouTuber Lina Belfiore and another batch of fant - ASS - tic bikini try on hauls. Ass longtime followers of the blog know I like to switch things up and this does not only go for the comic part of these posts but also for the hot sex bombs I feature in the bonus section. And while I classify myself as a boobs guy I do not think that there is just one body type that is sexy.


So there are of course the usual mega voluptuous men milking machines like afro american aphrodite Ellie the Empress ( for her videos plus answers to such burning questions like why I could not include Ellie's measurements check out my spotlight post on pin up icon Gil Elvgren ) who would be the bonafide star of an entire series of Russ Meyer movies if he was still alive Today. Butt to show that women with less chesticles can also be erotic I have included this set of videos with Lina Belfiore.

Now I would not call her flat chested - there definitely is something to play there - but she does not have as much as most cult sirens I include in the bonus section. She more than makes up for this with a toned and bonerinducing midsection and some birthing hips - including some really sexy bikini tan lines and regular blog visitors know how much those turn me on - which are an open invitation to make her spread her legs like a fillipino hooker and slambang her brains out hard six ways to Sunday.

Plus there are studies that women with smaller breasts compensate that with being experts on oral sex ( especially in mainly catholic countries like Spain where it is one of the only social accepted ways for young women to have sex before marriage although I have not had many opportunities to test out this theory since I seldom get to leave the house ) and I bet sexy Lina can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Although what really made me include her in this post is her perfectly shaped round and plush bubblebutt that would give even the most chaste and homosexual  monks wet dreams and make him forget all his vows.

Man, it is hard ( and getting harder by the second ) to imagine that an ultimate blow up sex doll like her doesn't get out that much - since she claims she seldom has the opportunity to wear dresses in public - but on the other side she probably get sexually ass - aulted whenever she leaves the house and she won't even be able to describe her ass - ailants to the police officers because she is always looking in the opposite direction.

Man, I don't know if she hass a man in her life but I envy the lucky stiff ( in every sense of the word ) who gets to dicktame that fine piece of ass because he is going to have the time of his life. If Lina was my girl the reason why she does not have many occ - ass - ions to wear dresses would be I would not let her leave the house because I would be busy wearing my dick out on her ass 24 / 7. What am I saying ? Not leave the house ? Not leave the bedroom is more like it. Wait, that's not correct.

We would leave the bedroom because ass - ide from breaks for going to the toilet and eat Lina's bootylicious body was just made to be taken from behind in the shower in a penetration sensation fuck marathon making you squirt again and again until you can't get it up anymore.

lina would have been perfect for the grind

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69 boyz tootsie roll live performance a grind classic that is a cheap excuse for all the grind girls to let their inner sex freak out especially danielle who got to dicktame dozens of well hung male grind dancer thanks to giving them a huge erection with her sexually hyper charged stripper moves while dancing to this song and basically rubbing her tits and ass all over their bodies

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sabrina

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danielle with them legs

nice

suspenders this reminds me of the famous german song do you know the woman who wears nothing but a belt where the guy goes do you know the woman who wears nothing but a belt always standing by the road where I have to drive by every day on my way to work her body makes me horny but the belt confuses me hey woman take off that darn belt why dont you

melissa

legs

talent

bubbele

why for some of us the lockdown was more like a vacation this video explains a lot of things and I never liked that some people always put their own values over everything and call other people cold or distant or outright anti - social only because they are selective about whom they socialize with there are people whose only goal in life it is to have as many followers as possible but for myself I prefer to only have 63 followers as long as they are loyal and follow the blog because they really appreciate my work and what I have to say - or at least are entertained to a certain extent - and not because they want to check of boxes or score points

speaking of scoring sonia edde

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bucky

hare also includes episodes of James Bond Jr,, Captain N The Game Master, Robocop, Gravedale High, Mighty Man And Yukk, Lost City Of The Littles, The Biskitts and Fangface and

enki bilal a i

strassenkaempfer

space patrol orion 1965

visitors

other visitors of the three legged kind and not in a fun way

ghost in the shell

italian sailor moon

haut

trigan

jeff

weapon

1991 was an extraordinary year for action movies

in fifth place double impact with cory everson

you can find more about cory in my recent Fourth Of July post about Gene Colan's run on WONDER WOMAN because she played amazonian blow up sex doll Atalante on Hercules : The Legendary Journeys and

cory versus jean claude van damme

fringe

directed by wes craven featuring morgan freeman

samantha short short skirt

arteaga

extranormal

alita

cobra

top 20

Our music video for my spanish speaking audience is another episode of Viaje Al Centro De La Tele ( Journey To The Center Of The Television ) which is a show I love to watch because it covers a lot of tv moments I missed out on. Don't get me wrong, I did watch a lot of tv whenever I was in Spain but that was mostly during the summer holidays and while there is some stuff I remember and which gives me feelings of nostalgia the show also shows me what happened on tv during the rest of the year.

Now the reason why I chose this particular episode over the others I had bookmarked ( besides it being the newest one so people probably have not seen it already ) is the appearance of the main attraction, the hot showstopper, latin superstar Thalia who is built like every man´s wet sex dream. She´s one of my favorite persons on the planet so I don´t know why it took me until 2017 to give her her own cult siren entry ( in her case CULT SIREN is meant literally since her haunting and alluring sexy singing voice can entrap men better than the mermaids of greek myth ).

Torrid tit - teaser Thalia is the total package because she is one of the nicest people on the planet, she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men and women alike crazy with desire and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts Thalia could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her captivating curves.

She oozes sex appeal from every pore without coming off cheap or dirty.

If scientists one day start cloning the perfect woman they need look no further for a living genetic blueprint than latino superstar Thalia Sodi.


She also has the best - read skimpiest - and the breast stage outfits in the universe which would make other singers like bootylicious Beyonce blush and her sultry fertility dance makes even ultimate wet sex dream the living 40C - 23 - 36 blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz , Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson´s ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) patented erection inducing stripper moves look tame by comparison.

Speaking of Thalia´s stage outfits, she wore one of her best during her live performance of Amar A La Mexicana in 1997. Which were basically just two small guitars to cover her breasts and an oversized hat for her lower body. As if that wasn´t enough the hat kept riding down because of her wild and uninhibited moves and Thalia had to pull it up a few times to prevent the unveiling of her unmentionables since you can see that she was not wearing anything underneath it. You also can see her bikini tan lines which I find extremely sexy. What an absolute goddess !

Anyway, since the part with Thalia in the episode of Viaje Al Centro De La Tele is sadly very short I have decided to include her top five videos.

living in spain is not all sunshine and roses

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