Before we come to the usual cult siren / pop culture trivia section you love I just wanted to put up a quick reminder that both, the KIRBY IS MIGHTY ! and the KIRBY IS FANTASTIC ! king - sized hardcovers that I pimped in my KING - SIZED THORSDAY post ( where you can find a list of the contents of these books ) are still available from amazon Spain for the measly price of 55 EUROS ( 61 EUROS with handling and shipping ).
But more importantly to let all the blog visitors - from my most faithful oyeescuchas to the casual interwebs surfer who stumbled upon my blog by chance - know that you can also get the DC UNIVERSE : THE BRONZE AGE BY JACK KIRBY omnibus that has a page count of over 1,400 pages and a regular in store price of around 150 / 160 EUROS for 75 EUROS.
84 EUROS with handling and shipping because that is one thick book.
Now regular blog followers may remember that I already bought this book when I was still in Germany and although the actual price is more than what I paid back then I think it is still a good bargain. Also I don't think the price will get as low as 27 EUROS again. That really was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Now I thought about doing another special post to pimp this but right now I just don't have the necessary material for it.
Nevertheless I wanted to get word out about this bargain as there is only one copy left. Since I already wrote about this you can find the list of contents - and where it differs from the JACK KIRBY OMNIBUS - VOLUME TWO - in my SURPRISE JACK KIRBY SANDMAN post from November 2019 .
Now the original tv episode I had included here has been deleted but I found something even better : a Nick@Nite broadcast with the Christmas episode of WKRP In Cincinnatti with former 38E ( !!!!! ) - 25 - 36 living blow up sex doll Loni Anderson which are almost impossible to find.
There also was another Nick@Nite broadcast with an episode from that show but sadly that one was blocked for watching it on other websites.
Addressing the elephant in the room, when I said former I didn't mean the " blow up sex doll " part but her 38E cupsize which she reduced to a mere 38C. Regular blog visitors might remember that I wrote about Loni Anderson - and her co - star in the too short tv show Partners In Crime all natural 38D ( !!! ) - 23 - 37 cult siren Lynda Carter - in my first post about Larry Hama and Marc Silvestri's run on WOLVERINE and that it got so long that I decided to cut it down to size in the WOLVERINE post but not without giving it its own spin - off where I included a lot of material from William Messner - Loebs and Mike Deodato's WONDER WOMAN run.
For me nobody in Hollywood has eclipsed Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman so far which I have elaborated at length in various posts. I wrote the first one way way back in 2011 which I split into two posts. A very short one on Lynda Carter and a longer one on the Wonder Woman tv series of which I did an updated version with a lot HQ animated GIFs in 2016.
In 2019 I did a Wonder Woman post with a lot of stuff about Lynda Carter but also some original comicbook pages and in 2020 I even managed to write two Wonder Woman posts, one about Don Heck´s tenure on the book ( which also includes Nubia or how she is more often called Black Wonder Woman ) and one about the Wonder Woman comic Rich Buckler did for Power Records. I still don´t know if this was from a pre - existing comicbook or if Rich Buckler did this exclusively for Power Records. If anybody out there knows please let me know in the comments below.
And last but not least I managed to write a post about the great late Gene Colan's run on WONDER WOMAN on the fourth of July this year.
Now since I have already written so many times about Lynda Carter but only about Loni Anderson four times - none of them cult siren entries - I want to take a few moments to go through the highlights of her vitae.
BORN FOR PORN : EARLY BLOOMER LONI ANDERSON ( 37D AT AGE 14 )
The blonde bombshell was especially popular with all the boys at her school after she developed an incredible 37D bust at the tender age of 14 but her 37D - 20 - 32 measurements drove all guys in her town crazy.
Because of her giant boobs she was at first merciless teased by her female classmates but that turned into envy once Loni began to draw the unwanted attention of first all the boys and then all male teachers.
BORN FOR PORN 2 : SOMETHING BIG JUMPING UNDER YOUR SHIRT !
She had to ask to be exempted from gym class because the boys always were reaching under her shirts which were too short to contain her tits.
And when she partook in strenuous physical activities where her giant gazongas naturally were bouncing up and down like crazy the boys were distracted so much that quite a few injured themselves. Especially swim class was a disaster since Loni was sexually assaulted in the shower by the entire male part of her class after they saw her boobies in a bikini.
Thankfully the gym teacher intervened at the last second who managed to pry her away from her sex craved classmates and escort her to the teacher's shower. Were he made sure that she finished showering and since the poor girl was still under shock he soaped up every inch of her booming body himself. He also made sure that the overzealous boys hadn't stretched her out too much by giving her a test run afterwards.
BORN FOR PORN 3 : MY MILKSHAKES BRING THE BOYS TO THE YARD
After that all the horny guys from her class ganged up on her every day during recess and shoved her into a secluded part of the school yard to take turns openly fondling her huge breasts until the school bell rang.
This went on for a few months until groping her boobs was not enough and Loni had to massage their huge boners with her huge rack. Naturally it wasn´t long before the bastards started shoving their huge horsecocks down Loni´s throat which turned into the daily recess blowjob bonanza.
ONLY THE LONI : THE SEXUAL BLOWJOB TAMING OF MISS ANDERSON
Things seemed to improve when seven boys two classes above Loni scared all the perverts away but her hopes were quickly dashed when she learned that they only did that to use her as their personal blow up sex doll. Which she found out the hard way when they crashed a field trip and bound and gagged her before she could do anything. Then they dragged her to the back of the bus and hid under some left behind sports equipment and as soon as everybody had left the guys stripped off Loni´s clothes and tied her to the last bench where the erect boys took turns.
One of the female teachers returned early and tried to stop them from using Loni like a cheap prostitute but because she was very young and had perfect tits like a pornstar and the hot body of a Playmate of the Year with legs for miles almost up to her chin the boys had wanted to slam - fuck her in the worst way for years. So they simply overpowered her, stripped her naked and tied her together with Loni with her huge boobs squeezed against Loni´s massive melons. Then they tag - teamed both stacked sexbombs with renewed vigour to see how loud they could make them scream until the first of the students started coming back.
They tried to report this but this only brought more attention to Loni´s already booming pornstar body from her teachers who started to make her stay late after class for special oral assignments while it was open season on the teacher who was now sexually assaulted by all her male students and colleagues alike on a daily basis. They drowned her in cum.
BORN FOR PORN 4 : STRIPPING LONI ANDERSON´S PRIVATE LESSONS !
She worked her way through school by secretly winning beauty pageants by day and stripping under the name of Lay Loni at night and when she was 18 she had to become a teacher to support herself and her baby.
She tried working as a babysitter but quickly had to give up that career since all of her clients were either pervy guys who looked much younger then they actually were and lied about their age to get Loni to spend the night in their room where they could use her like their blow up sex doll.
Or boys who really were underage but had already developed a huge cock and used every dirty trick to get blowjob world champion Loni to deepthroat their dicks for hours and grant the perverts sexual favours.
That said a natural born men milking machine like Loni Anderson who was trained from a very young age to drain dicks like a fillipino hooker could have probably handled being relentlessly used as a sextoy by horny liars and early bloomers alike. But on top of that abuse the man of the house insisted on getting a piece of the action once he laid eyes on her.
If she wanted to get paid she had to indulge his sexual cravings and the real reason why she quit the babysitting gig was that every assignment ended with Loni completely naked in the bedroom screaming at the top of her lungs while a sweaty drunk guy brutally assaulted her pornstar body, drilling her in every hole like she owed him money. And she just couldn´t take it anymore getting her brains slamfucked out six ways to Sunday by a serial rapist and his Daddy all night long seven days a week.
HOT FOR TEACHER : WELCOME TO DEEPTHROAT HIGH SCHOOL LONI
Not that she had it any easier as a teacher since most of her pupils were prepubescent megahorny boys who tried to take advantage of the fact that Loni was home schooling them and needed the money doing their best to make her change subject of her classes from english to sex ed.
Even when she managed to persuade them to stick to english their ideas of classic literature was along the lines of Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterly´s Lover, History Of O, Diary Of A Nymphomaniac, Memoirs Of An Ex - Nun With Pent Up Sexual Needs or Joy Of Sex and for film study they went with Russ Meyer movies and tried to re - enact the sex scenes with Loni.
And when they were not trying to openly assault her sexually they were drooling all over her cleavage since the thermostat was set so high that Loni had to open all the buttons of her shirt she could without her boobs popping out. At the end of the class her shirt was so sweaty that it would fit her body like a second skin and she learned very early on not to wear white shirts because it would show her full nipples or to come into the reach of her pupils because they would immediately rip Loni's shirt off.
BORN FOR PORN 5 : YOUR BODY WAS NOT BUILT FOR RADIO LONI !
Best known for being married to Burt Reynolds and playing the highly - paid, sexy, intelligent, and incredibly efficient receptionist Jennifer Marlowe on WKRP in Cincinnati which turned her into a sex symbol overnight Loni was hired for the part after a decade of unemployment because the producers saw a photo of her in a stunning red swimsuit.
The show suffered through the Nielsen ratings during its four year run but had a strong and loyal following among teenagers and young adults thanks to it´s main attraction. Later on Loni played Jane Mansfield, the role she was born for alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger and appeared in the episode Of Guilt, Models And Murders on The Incredible Hulk show.
BORN FOR PORN 6 : TEAMING UP WITH WONDER WOMAN LYNDA !
So it made perfect sense to pair her with ultimate tv sex icon Lynda Carter in Partners In Crime. The premise of the show is that both were married to the same man and meet for the first time at his funeral. They inherit a mansion and a detective agency and after solving his murder it is decided upon that they will continue working at the detective agency ( and as models ) to pay the mortgage on the mansion they inherited.
BORN FOR PORN 7 : A STACKED CAST - BUSENWUNDER LONI ANDERSON
Now before going any further I have to give kudos to any guy - fictional or not - who manages to get married not only to lustful Loni Anderson but also to sex machine Lynda Carter. I wouldn´t call it an upgrade to go from Lynda Carter to Loni Anderson because Lynda Carter is one of my all time tv crushes but on the other hand if you have to pick somebody as a bang substitute for Lynda Carter you better hope to get someone of the calibre of Busenwunder Loni Anderson who has such an incredible body that she was tapped to bring three Hollywood Hall of Boob Fame All Stars to busty live : Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield and Mamie Van Doren.
BORN FOR PORN 8 : A STACKED CAST - NO WONDER BRA FOR LYNDA
Man, no matter why they finally got divorced ( he probably couldn´t keep up with those ultimate men milking machines ) the wedding nights with these incredible sexual goddesses must have been beyond epic.
Although the term " wedding night " might not be appropriate since he probably didn´t let them leave the bedroom for two weeks during which he fulfilled every wet sex dream he had until they wore his schlong out.
Not to mention the other perks of marriage like coming home after a hard day of work only to find one of these dicktamers waiting for him or being able to work out frustrations in the bedroom. And I don´t mean with his fists but through sweaty sex marathons. Man, can you imagine what a crazy bedroom fury young Lynda Carter must have been between the sheets ? Not only did she have a body that could easily multiply the sales numbers of any adult magazine - as she more than proved in her segment of the 1991 made for tv movie Posing : Inspired By Three Real Stories also known as I Posed for Playboy - with her dancer background Linda was extremely flexible and could not only do the splits at the drop of a hat but also bend her nubile body in all kind of imaginable ways.
By the way, if you haven´t done it by now do yourself a favour and check out Bobbie Joe And The Outlaw which contains the only nude scene of then 25 years old Lynda Carter in her prime. In any case having two of the hottest commodities of that time on the same television show alone should've been worth the price of admission so why did the show tank ?
BORN FOR PORN 9 : LOST IN SYNDICATION - BOOBS vs GOOD WRITING !
Well, besides the two actresses being stoked to work on the project and willing to put their breast foot forward the series was plagued by a literal litany of problems ( all of which you can read at detail in Eric Grigs article The Case Of The Partners In Crime Curse over at POP TRASH MUSEUM ) starting with airing the episodes out of order to capitalize on Vanessa Williams guest - starring in episode two to replacing the original creator with hacks who turned a character driven show into cheap jiggle tv only interested in sex appeal and amping the T & A factor to the max.
Not that there´s anything wrong with that. If I had been the producer of it there would have been an obligatory 5 minutes minimum bikini scene with both actresses wearing the tiniest bikinis I could get past tv censors in every episode which would have been balls to the wall cleavage fest with the girls going undercover as lingerie models or high class escorts ( you can´t have women of class like Lynda Carter and Loni Anderson go undercover as simple street hookers since their cover would be instantly blown because they attract a superior clientele without trying hard ).
But the fact is despite Lynda and Loni doing their best to entertain while wearing hot outfits on the show - with Loni wearing the more revealing ones and even a white bikini in one episode - and having impressive guests the show never got high ratings and only lasted for 13 episodes.
ART IMITATING LIFE : LONI ANDERSON´S INFLUENCE ON COMICBOOKS
Beyond that Loni Anderson had a big impact on pop culture although in a more subtle and more lesser known kind of way since a lot of comicbook artists - with John Byrne and Paul Pelletier being the most obvious ones ( the second of which should be no surprise to any comicbook afficionado worth his salt since he started off imitating John Byrne´s style ) - based the look of their female protagonists on Loni Anderson´s facial features.
Especially in Paul Pelletier´s early work you can see the signature traits that mark Loni Anderson as an expert of oral sex : perfect blowjob lips made to be wrapped around a rock hard erection and those pronounced cheekbones women only get from decades of excessive deepthroating.
BUILT FOR SEX : MY EARLY LIFE or HOW TO GET A HEAD IN SCHOOL
On which Loni Anderson got a "head start " ( sorry for the bad pun ) from an early age since her breasts almost exploded to the aforementioned almost inhuman 37D bust after her 14th birthday which enticed her male classmates to start her oral education. At first they were content taking turns motorboating her every day during recess in a secluded part of the school yard until groping her was not enough and Loni had to massage their pulsating boners with her booming teenage titties. Naturally it wasn´t long before it turned into the daily recess deepthroat marathon.
At this point seven delinquents from her school who were 18 noticed Loni and as soon as they got a good eyeful of her overdeveloped double airbags almost popping out of her microscopic bikini - at least it looked that way in comparision - they decided it was about time to take a more active interest in improving her oral skills. So after the incident at the field trip I mentioned where they savagely dick - tamed the underage Busenwunder and a teacher with perfectly shaped breasts who had tried to help her in the back of the bus every day after school they insisted on giving Loni a ride home. This ride of course included a detour to their club house and special soundproof " taming room " where they forced her to swallow their massive monstercocks for hours - a skill set that would come in handy during her college years as the " head " cheerleader but especially in her acting career. Loni was grade a casting couch material.
BUILT FOR SEX 2 : PRIME CASTING COUCH CANDIDATE LONI ANDERSON
Loni didn´t want to get her roles that way but very few studio execs had much faith in her abilities as an actress so she had to swallow her pride and use what Mother Nature had given her in abundance to get work.
But her pride was not the only thing Loni had to swallow as every horny guy in Hollywood with a bit of influence lined up to put her body through the paces once word got out what an incredible dick - drainer she was.
Loni´s days were completely booked with couch auditions and they often lasted into the night when they were relocated to the honeymoon suite of a luxurious five star hotel where three influential movie people would take turns pounding Loni´s pornstar body into submission without mercy.
Thankfully she had a lot of practice spreading her legs like a hooker during her school days because it was the only way for her to get roles.
Loni was constantly in a horizontal position because even if they had planned to give her the role she had come to audition for from the start she still had to spend countless hours on the casting couch taking it in every position because they just couldn´t let the once - in - a - lifetime chance pass to slam - fuck an ultimate breed mare like Loni Anderson.
She was just destined to be a sextoy for men because even if there was a decent bloke among them who hadn´t planned to take advantage of Loni all his good intentions flew right out the window as soon as she entered the audition room and he got a look at her bonerinducing body. Then his basic instincts would kick in and he would ravage her until the morning.
At first Loni managed to avoid being sexually assaulted thanks to her superior deepthroating abilities but those horny perverts were not always satisfied with an hourlong blowjob and whenever she failed to completely drain them things would turn serious. And when you think they dicktamed Loni hard as a brunette that was nothing compared to the upcoming sperm storm she was subjected to as those serial rapist were sent into a fuck frenzy when Loni changed her hair color to blond.
She was merciless assssaulted by huge monstercocks from all sides which relentlessly penetrated every orifice of her body and stretched out all her holes. On top of that the brutal attacks were so overwhelming that she was completely helpless againt them and had no choice but to try and endure. They literally drowned the poor gal in cum and at one point things got so far out of control Loni had to take self defense lessons.
BUILT FOR SEX 3 : GOT MYSELF A WALKING, TALKING LIVING DOLL !
Coming back to Loni´s impact on not only pop culture but culture in general, comicbook artists weren´t the only ones who took inspiration from her mindblowing physique. And since she already looked like a walking talking blow up sex doll it was only a matter of time before a company met the demand of Loni Anderson sex dolls. The first one was a 11 1/2 inch prototype doll for the IDEAL TOY COMPANY that never went into production while the second one to bear her distinctive features was a life - size blow up sex doll that not only went into production but was constantly in rotation to meet the high demand. It was one of the bestsellers and throughout the late 70s and 80s the " Loni Anderson " was one of the most sold love dolls in 52 states - including bible belt states - and was the most popular doll with truckers and state prison inmates.
BORN FOR PORN 10 : CASTING A LONI ANDERSON COMICBOOK MOVIE
Now since I haven´t written much about Loni Anderson up to this point I haven´t done the obligatory super heroine movie casting and the obvious choice would of course be my favorite super heroine of all times, DC Comics Maid of the Massive Mammaries with the magical boob cleavage window, the one and only, often imitated never duplicated Power Girl.
Not only because she´s my favorite but also because Loni Anderson in her prime state would have been one hell of a Power Girl. Talk about a missed opportunity. Power Girl always worked best when paired with Guy Gardner so my Justice League Of America movie would include one of Guy´s usual schemes to have sex with Power Girl. Only I would flip the script on its head and this time it would be Power Girl who instigated the whole thing to get Guy Gardner to slam - fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday like there's no Tomorrow by using ye olde " fake diary with a passage about how Power Girl turns into a cum crazy deepthroat addict when she is drunk " schtick. And the whole thing would take place on Kooeykooey island during the fake fertility fest Power Girl arranged.
That way I could get Busenwunder Loni Anderson to wear Power Girl´s famous coconut bra - without the coconuts of course. Anyway, that would be the obvious choice and if there´s one thing that my longtime followers know me to be than it´s anything but obvious. So my choice for Loni would be Princess Projectra from one of my all time favorite super hero teams - the Legion of Super - Heroes - and I would put her into her 70s disco outfit which is basically one big cleavage from her neck all the way down to one inch above her private parts, boots and a cape. Which I am sure Loni Anderson could have pulled off without breaking a sweat.
As for what kind of scenes I would see her in I have already written about the secret sex orgies the Legion girls celebrated behind closed doors in this LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES post so click there to read more and this way we could add a few of my favourite sexbombs to the cast.
tim burton
pee wee herman
annemarie starting us off with a good one those legs that butt no wonder the network boss scheduled a meeting in a five star motel right after taping this where he was tapping her bubblebutt drilling her relentlessly for the rest of the day - and all of the night - making her spread her legs like a fillipino hooker assuming all the positions
comic talk
klimbim
I remember the show was must see tv ( not only because Ingrid wore really skimpy outfits and sometimes even went topless ) and it´s really indicative of the kind of tv program we have Today that a show from the 70s has more political commentary and social critique than most german tv productions from Today. Now the problem with Klimbim is that the episodes you find are of very bad quality or are split up in three parts.
Or if you find an episode in high quality it does have the wrong picture frame with 16:9 instead of 4:3 which was the standard frame back then.
So imagine my joy when I found a YouTube channel that not only has episodes one , two , three , four , eleven in normal quality - which for Klimbim is rare enough - but also episodes five , six , seven , eight , nine and ten and in high quality and in the right picture frame to boot. As it could not be any other way the embedding has been disabled so I can't include them in this post but at least you can watch them on YouTube.
Especially my german visitors might want to check the channel out because there are a lot of episodes of Grisu, Catweazle and Die Zwei.
If this may seem familiar that is because I already included this part in my Frank Thorne RED SONJA tribute post and the reason I decided to repeat this is that I found a channel with a lot of Klimbim episodes.
Granted, a few of the episodes are missing and they don't have any in high quality but they are all in normal quality - plus you can actually embed these - and besides high profile guest stars like Jerry Lewis or Wencke Myhre they even have some where Ingrid Steeger is topless.
Ingrid was never quite happy with her image as a sexbomb / jokester girl but I have to say that being sexy AND funny is no small feat to pull off if you consider how many of Todays younger actresses try at this and fail.
Anyway, Ingrid most stuck to what she did best and she did not only bring a godgiven natural sensuality but also a kind of naivite to her roles. I am not the only person who thought that Busenwunder Ingrid Steeger was predestined for the role of sexy air hostess with her body that will not quit because she did indeed play that part - alongside german mega MILF Iris Berben who played the straight girl to Ingrid´s crazy girl - in Zwei Himmlische Töchter ( Two Heavenly Daughters ) and it´s one of her most famous roles. If you don´t know Iris Berben, she is one of those actresses who doesn't seem to age as she looked like 20 when she was already 50.
Zwei Himmlische Töchter is a funny series that has some famous german actors on it like political comedian Dieter Hildebrandt and if you watch it Today it´s hard to understand why it was only on tv after midnight.
Initially I wanted to post the fifth episode of Susi with the famous nude scene of Ingrid Steeger but that scene is also the reason why the episode was slapped with an age restriction so I can only include the link here .
And who really puts her breast foot forward in a dress that has so much back cleavage and frontal plunging cleavage that it leaves nothing to be desired and very little to the imagination. The only thing that could be improved is that there are a few scenes where her massive juicy melons almost pop out. And while I can understand that they eliminated all possibilities of a wardrobe malfunction it´s a pity that you only get to see Dunja at her breastest in the reflection of the mirror which is small.
Aside from that little nitpicking she gives a great performance and while she is the villain in the story - or one of the villains - I would have liked to see more of her. She definitely would have no problem finding guys willing to kill for her although in the real world they probably would not do it for money and prefer to be paid in naturals. Then the only question that would remain is if getting rid of her sibling to ascend the throne of Hoftenstein would be worth it because it goes without saying that such a natural blow up sex doll spreads her legs better than a fillipino hooker.
With her long black hair, the ponytail and the black dress with cleavages and slits on all sides Dunja really looks like that " special " aunt that first caught your attention when you´re a teenager. You know, the MILF with the giant boobs, the pornstar body and legs up to her chin who is a real relative or one of your Mom´s friends who constantly gives you a boner.
Aside from buying her t - shirts at the kid´s department so they only cover the top half of her nipples and wearing plunging cleavages so she is shoving her huge hooters in your face all the time she always gives you the bedroom eyes and " accidentially " walks into the shower when you are showering and insists on soaping up your entire body - with her tits.
This nymphomanic dicktamer also pulls all kinds of strings to end up sleeping in the same bedroom - and soon the same bed - as you and always sleeps in the nude so you know she will be using you as her sex toy in the all night special midnight decathlon sex olympic marathon.
The sex hungry cougar who insists on taking you for a spin with her car.
Which leads to her getting lost which either ends with her taking you for a spin on the backseat of her new car - putting your boner to the test - or both of you having to spend the night at a no - tell hotel ( where everybody is on a first name basis with your aunt ) where she insists on teaching you her special breaststroke technique in the hotel´s outdoor jacuzzi. After a few hours of intensive mouth - to - dick resuscitation.
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