I have more than enough unfinished posts on my plate but I wanted to write this post for a week now so I finally buckled down to pimp two of those humongous King - Sized Jack Kirby books Marvel Comics published.
As longtime followers know I already did a similar post in 2019 using the opportunity to do a birthday post for Vince Coletta at the same time.
Because these bargains are very rare especially nowadays that prices for comicbooks have gone through the roof thanks to the movie inspired speculators who think that hardcovers that contain only reprints will rise in value like the original single issues. So it is more important than ever to make these rare opportunities known to the general public. Now the first time I pimped the King - Sized Kirby books that was strictly for my readers in Germany because the offer was at amazon Germany while this time it is only for my readers in Spain. As you probably might guess I'm getting the few comicbooks I can add to my reading pile ( since I still can't bring myself to call it a comicbook collection ) from amazon Spain because the shipping costs from Germany take a huge bite of any price differences of the bargain books I might find there. And so this is for my spanish audience - if it still exists - that reads comicbooks in the original american version ( which can't be a very high percentage since Spain generally translates most of Marvel Comics output and offers it at much lower prices ) and doesn't mind schlepping such an oversized hardcover around that is even bigger than the already giant Artist Editions and should be registered as a deadly weapon just on the basis of its weight.
Okay, time to spill the beans. The two books I am talking about are the KIRBY IS MIGHTY ! and KIRBY IS FANTASTIC ! hardcovers and they are currently still available at amazon Spain for 55 EUROS plus 6 EUROS for shipping which makes a total cost of 61 EUROS. Which is more than the 49 EUROS I paid the last time I ordered the KIRBY IS MIGHTY ! hardcover but still way below the regular store price between 91 and 100 EUROS.
There is also the King - Sized KIRBY RETURNS ! - which I bought for the ridiculous price of 23 EUROS back then - but that has a price tag of 93 EUROS ( shipping costs included ) so unless you are an absolute Jack Kirby fan with a lot of money to burn I would recommend waiting until it is offered with a bit of a discount. Oh, one more thing : you can also get the KIRBY IS MIGHTY ! hardcover for 55 EUROS via amazon Germany. So any german Jack Kirby or Thor fans might want to use this while it lasts.
Since I already listed the contents of the King - Sized KIRBY IS MIGHTY ! book in the aforementioned Vince Coletta birthday post we can come to the contents of KIRBY IS FANTASTIC ! which is about the groundbreaking FANTASTIC FOUR issue by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. Now the guys from amazon Spain have been a bit enthusiastic with rounding up the page count of the FANTASTIC FOUR book as it is listed with 400 pages when in fact it has the same page count as the THOR book which is 320 pages.
This hardcover collects FANTASTIC FOUR issues 4 ( in which Johnny Storm finds an amnesiac Prince Namor ), 12 ( the first Thing vs Hulk brawl ), 25 and 26 ( the second Thing vs Hulk fight with all the Avengers guest - starring in the latter issue ), 52 and 53 ( the introduction of the Black Panther ), 66 and 67 ( introduction of Adam Warlock ), 84 to 87 ( an iconic confrontation with arch nemesis Doctor Doom ) and last but not least FANTASTIC FOUR ANNUAL 6 ( Reed, Ben and Johnny travel to the Negative Zone to save the life of Sue and their unborn son Franklin ).
Not a bad compilation of FANTASTIC FOUR stories. As usual I am not trying to influence anybody to run out and buy this, I just want to put it out there that if you were ever interested in getting more classic Jack Kirby or Stan Lee ( let's not forget his contribution since most comicbook afficionados tend to downplay his role in building the Marvel universe since he regrettably always got more press than the talented artists that brought these stories to life ) or even FANTASTIC FOUR stories for your comicbook library but you were hesitant because it costs an arm and a leg now might be the time to reconsider this. Because as I always say ( and I have been proven right time after time ) these offers never last long and in the end we don't regret buying the books where we paid too much as much as not buying the books that were cheap. Nuff said.
With two books to pimp you might wonder why I chose to go with THOR pages for most of the post as I already did a similar post and the answer is that I don't have a lot of Kirby FANTASTIC FOUR pages at the moment.
Granted, unfortunately not many of the original Jack Kirby THOR pages are from issues that are included in the KIRBY IS MIGHTY ! hardcover but I did find the complete original art for issue 134 which comes right after issues 131 to 133. So it has the same creative team like the previous issue and the reason why it was not included is that the previous three issues are one story arc. Also since I did not find the original pages on Heritage Auctions the quality is a bit lower but still good enough to post.
So without further ado get ready for some Stan Lee / Jack Kirby / Vince Coletta goodness in THE MIGHTY THOR 134 : " The People - Breeders ! "
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and Brian Cronin at his sometimes mighty but always worthy column Comic Book Legends Revealed over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES examines the bizarre battle Jack Kirby inker Mike Royer had with EERIE, CREEPY and VAMPIRELLA publisher James Warren over original art and speaking of publishers he also takes a look at the comic book legend that DC Comics made Jack Kirby go back to Marvel Comics by forcing the King out and
and sadly there is not a lot of FANTASTIC FOUR stuff in this post so I want to add another essay by Brian Cronin on COMIC BOOK RESOURCES - this time from the series Notable Comic Book Quotes in which he takes an in - depth look at the classic masterpiece " This Man ... This Monster " from issue 51 of the world's greatest comic magazine and which lessons the villain learned and
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Regular blog visitors may have noticed that I changed the following movie but I always try to see the positive side of things which in this case is that we have our very first Burt Reynolds movie on the blog.
Besides Burt Reynolds Hooper features Airwolf's Jean - Michael Vincent, Batman's Adam West, Sally Field - with whom Burt did I don't know how many movies - and torrid Tara Buckman with whom Burt Reynolds had already worked in the first Cannonball Run movie where her cleavage played one of the famous Lamborghini Babes alongside 40D ( ! ) - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau a.k.a. the biggest boobs on 70s sitcoms.
Now if you have seen Cannonball Run you will remember the waitress with the extra - large double whoppers in the opening scene whose name is not in the opening credits, in the end credits or on any internet page ( and believe me fella, I´ve looked ). Well, just recently I found a clip with some scenes of Farrah Fawcett from the movie and her scene is also in there. So far I just called her Busenwunder Waitress but now I can tell you that her real name is Vickie Reigle. Now in Germany Vickie is not a good name for a woman - just ask german singer Nikki who had to suffer a lot of dirty jokes because of her name ( what rhymes with " Nikki ? " ).
Coming back to Hooper, the film was originally going to be called The Stuntman and I am not sure if one of my favourite tv shows of all times The Fall Guy would have ever been made without it since it was one of the first movies to acknowledge the hard work of the stuntmen and stunt women which was something that wasn't often addressed in the movies.
Burt Reynolds started out his career as a stuntman so he was very eager to play the title role but he decided to change his character - who was a pretty obnoxious loudmouthed no talent idiot in the original script - to a more likeable character. The movie was also one of the first to include the blooper reel credits that became a staple of Jackie Chan's movies.
Now Tara Buckman was of course not the only sexbomb Burt Reynolds worked with during his long and illustrious career and the list of his female co - stars reads like a Who's Who of Hollywood's leading ladies.
Now I didn't have time to go over his complete imdb listing so I skipped all of the tv shows he appeared on and I hope my faithful followers can cut me some slack. But we have all kind of hot stars and starlets from Moonlighting's 38C - 25 - 40 model Cybill Shepherd to America's 38A - 27 - 35 Darling Goldie Hawn, breathtaking 38B - 25 - 35 blonde Teri Garr , hot 36A - 24 - 33 sexbomb Lauren Hutton ( with whom Burt Reynolds worked three times ! ), 36B - 25 - 34 dance machine Liza Minelli ( two times ), hasian 38B - 22 - 33 ejaculation sensation Lucy Liu, alluring 40D - 25 - 37 scorcher Anne Archer, busty Beverly D'Angelo ( no measurements listed ), Cher, the first Wonder Woman on tv blonde 40C - 25 - 35 hardbody Cathy Lee Crosby, all natural 42C - 27 - 38 dicktamer Dyan Cannon, french 38B - 27 - 35 class act Catherine Deneuve, Buckaroo Banzai's all natural 38C - 26 - 36 Ellen Barkin, natural born 38C - 24 - 35 hooker Theresa Russell, 40B - 27 - 38 Candice Bergen ( two times ), Buck Roger's 40B - 24 - 35 science fucktion cult siren Erin Gray ( two times ) and Star Trek : The Next Generation's blonde 40D - 27 - 35 android banging Denise Crosby.
Continuing we have The Dukes Of Hazzard's 40C - 25 - 35 Catherine Bach ( two times ) who invented the Daisy Duke short shorts, all natural 38C - 24 - 34 breast stroker Estella Warren, friendly all natural 40C - 24 - 34 screamer Courtney Cox, tv's most famous angel 38C - 24 - 35 blonde bikini body Farah Fawcett, Clue's 38B - 24 - 33 sexbomb Lesley Anne - Down ( two times ), 38B - 25 - 35 Rachel Ward ( two times ), Superman's Miss Teschmacher 44B - 24 - 35 PLAYBOY cover model Valerie Perrine, all natural 40D - 25 - 36 redhead Ann - Margret and 40D 24 - 35 bikini body Angie Dickinson ( two times ) who should have ended up in the adult movie industry because that's a pornstar name if I have ever heard one.
We come back to Clue with mega busty all natural 42D - 25 - 38 french maid Coleen Camp and going on from there we get really international with italian 40B - 25 - 37 ragazza Greta Scacchi, Showgirl's all natural 40C - 27 - 35 stripper superstar Gina Gershon ( two times ), House's 40B - 24 - 35 love doctor Lisa Edelstein, X - Files ravishing all natural 38C - 24 - 35 redhead sexbomb Gillian Anderson, all natural brunette 42D - 25 - 35 brabuster Shannon Elizabeth, 42GG - 25 - 37 boob whisperer Jennifer Love Hewitt a.k.a. Jennifer Love Hugetits, real life all natural 40D ( !!! ) - 24 - 35 Power Girl Jennifer Tilly ( two times ), all natural 42E ( !!! ) - 24 - 36 pop star Jessica Simpson and special mention goes to 44D - 30 - 41 sex symbol Lainie Kazan who was Jack Kirby's inspiration for Big Barda .
We also have real life 40A - 25 - 35 Jessica Rabbit Kathleen Turner ( at least she did her voice ), italian 36A - 25 - 34 sexpot Valeria Golino, 42C - 24 - 35 blonde Kelly Preston ( two times ), all natural 40C - 24 - 35 sex goddess Kim Basinger a.k.a. Kim Blasinger in Germany, 36B - 25 - 34 Mia Sara ( two times ), all natural 42D - 25 - 36 Mimi Rogers better known as the biggest real breasts in Hollywood, Kingpin's natural born 38B - 25 - 35 stripper Lorri Bagley, afro - american 42E ( !!! ) - 24 - 40 aphrodite Kenya Moore, Striptease's Rena Riffel and PaSean Wilson ( no measurements are listed ), Russ Meyer's 46J - 22 - 36 muse Pandora Peaks, PLAYBOY's all natural 34C - 24 - 35 Playmate Of The Month Of October in 1993 Tracy Vaccaro, 40C - 24 - 36 redhead Angie Everhardt ( two times ), 36C - 24 - 34 PLAYBOY Playmate Of The Month Of October in 1990 Brittany York a.k.a. Alison Armitage, 34D - 24 - 34 page three girl and Andy Sidaris actress Ava Cadell who is a sex therapist in real life plus Picket Fences 38D - 22 - 33 mega MILF blow up sex doll Lauren Holly " Got Wood ".
Okay, we are almost through and as usual I have saved the best - or in this case the breast - for last with 38B - 24 - 33 Batwatch Nights babe Angie Harmon, Baywatch beach body Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll Emanuelle in 8 made for tv movies ), 48E - 20 - 36 living blow up sex doll Dolly Parton who should have ended up doing porn, 40D - 24 - 38 Nina Hartley who DID porn, 30E - 23 - 33 Rochelle Swanson , the teutonic 40C - 24 - 34 Tittensau Verona Pooth and latin all natural 44E ( !!! ) - 25 - 37 sex goddess Salma Hayek .
Then there's Modern Family men milking machine Ariel Winter who had such huge melons that she had them surgically reduced - to a 42D ( ! ) cupsize and curvaceous colombian all natural 42F ( !!! ) - 28 - 38 cock drainer Sofia Vergara, ultimate italian 40C - 24 - 35 sex goddess Ornella Muti, 38D - 23 - 37 Wonder Woman Lynda Carter, 42E ( ! ) - 21 - 37 cult siren Cassandra Peterson a.k.a. Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark and lastly 42D - 24 - 36 silver screen sex icon Raquel Welch ( also three times ).
Okay, I know what you are thinking now and I am not implying that Burt Reynolds had sex with all of them. On the other side I am not saying that he did not have sex with them because you have to keep in mind that at the height of his career Burt Reynolds was an international sex symbol.
As the saying goes, men wanted to be like him - or at least in his circle of friends - women wanted to slambang him. So even if he did not have sexual encounters with all of them there must have been some. Because let's face it, it wasn't like Burt was the only one interested in doing that.
There must have been at least a dozen women of that list who got their panties wet at the thought of adding Burt Reynolds to the notches on their bedpost. Plus even if there never happened anything between them it sure must have been nice to work with such beautiful women.
Coming back to Burt Reynolds, on top of that grade - a booty he was married to former 38E - 25 - 36 knockout Loni Anderson from 1988 to 1994 and I'm saying " former 38E " because she reduced her breath taking 38E cupsize to a mere ( !!! ) 38C. To give you an idea what an incredibly big - breasted sexbomb Loni Anderson is she already developed a 37D bust at the tender age of 14 and she had so much raw sex appeal that she was chosen to portray three of the biggest Hollywood Hall Of Boob Fame All Stars : Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield and Mamie Van Doren.
Okay, I know that you have all been waiting for this one - at least my longtime subscribers have - because at the very top of doable DD dolls has to be Demi Moore with whom Burt Reynolds worked on Striptease.
He was so determined to get the role of the slimy congressman David Dilbeck that he accepted a considerable payment cut and according to Hollywood insiders even threw his toupee at the wall during his audition.
As longtime followers of the blog know natural born 38C - 27 - 36 strip teaser Demi Moore's bonerinducing performance in that movie earned her the number one position on my TOP TEN MOVIE STRIPTEASE list .
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DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF : BANGING BUSTY BAYWATCH BITCHES !
Well, just five months ago I wrote a lengthy part about all things David Hasselhoff - from 1985's tv movie Terror At London Bridge ( where David co - starred with 40D - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau ) to his portrayal of the OG white Nick Fury in Nick Fury : Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D. ( where he appeared alongside brunette 40C - 25 - 35 oral sex addict Lisa " Lucky Lips " Rinna and blonde 38B - 24 - 35 bikini beachbody Sandra Hess ) and everything in - between like the obligatory KNIGHT RIDER video, an episode of Inside Of You with sexy 38B - 24 - 33 cult siren Angie Harmon who wanted to play She - Hulk in a movie and whose acting career was jumpstarted by David Hasselhoff who insisted that she auditioned for the female lead role in BAYWATCH NIGHTS after meeting her on a flight plus the mandatory part about BAYWATCH with a special spotlight on afro - american 40D - 22 - 32 aphrodite Traci Bingham - in the bonus section of my spotlight for Miss Bikini Korea 2019 contest winner Lim So Young .
But for some reason - was it laziness, foresight, dormant ESP or divine intervention - I didn't include the usual part about Erika Eleniak. Man, BAYWATCH really was big in the 90s and THE ultimate babe tv show.
No kidding. No other tv show had more actresses who were featured in PLAYBOY or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she guest starred in one of the episodes.
One of the most prominent sexbombs on this blog is without any doubt Erika Eleniak who boobed out extremely after she left BAYWATCH much to the chagrin of the show´s producers. So it´s no surprise that I re - posted her original cult siren entry in 2015 , in 2016 and also in 2018 .
DID STEVEN SEAGAL USE ERIKA ELENIAK LIKE A BLOW UP SEX DOLL ?
People always wondered if there was a rivalry between Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson and if that was the reason Erika Eleniak left that show.
There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - is closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate Steven Seagal wanted to put her bonerinducing body to the test on the casting couch.
" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got an erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. "
" I refused but Steven Seagal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll during the shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday. That´s how she got the role."
Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.
" I learned a lot on the shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "
Now this is a case of a lot of " she said / she said " and I don´t know who tells the truth and who is lying. So I am just going to list a few important facts and let my readers come to their own conclusion. Fact number one : various female co stars of Steven Seagal like Brenda Bakke have gone on record that he tried to use his position to get them to assume the position. Fact number two : it has been 95 percent confirmed that 90s erotic sexsation Shannon Whirry - who later became famous for doing it for real with her male co - stars on camera like in her movie Ringer - had to go through all of the positions for her debut role in Out For Justice.
Fact number three : Pamela Anderson has never denied that she partook in the behind the scenes BAYWATCH fuck marathons so it would be weird that she would lie where UNDER SIEGE is concerned but openly admit that she tested every male BAYWATCH cast member's dick at least once.
Fact number three : Erika also never denied to have participated in the uninhibited BAYWATCH boning marathons where all the guys took turns at pounding her into submission until she deepthroated Billy Warlock into becumming her willing sex slave with whom she also had a relationship in real life. Fact number four : Erika Eleniak not only was the Playmate Of The Month July in 1989 she also enhanced her boobs to the size of two giant twin torpedoes to get the 34C - 24 - 32 measurements that left horny viewers drooling and gave all her male co - stars giant erections.
Fact number five : Steven Seagal himself put the role of Jordan Tate into the script of UNDER SIEGE. Fact number six : Gary Busey went on record that Steven Seagal was extremely determined to have explicit sex with Erika and that he constantly tried to add a love scene to the script so he could really get down and dirty. Whenever Gary was on the set he took her under his wing but he wasn´t always there to protect Erika's fine ass.
Speaking of the bra busting BAYWATCH bimbos, among all the things I had to sell or give away to move to Spain were not only the seasons of Baywatch with Carmen Electra but also Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding .
Which was painful because I could not re - watch it and Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission.
I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 44D oppai all coconut shells look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the obligatory magical cleavage window.
As for Erika Eleniak, she appeared in a few movies like BEVERLY HILL BILLIES, CHASERS ( where she had some pretty hot scenes ) , THE OPPONENT, STRIKE FORCE a.k.a. THE LIBRARIANS and BORDELLO OF BLOOD ( which got censored beyond recognition in Germany ) but Erika never achieved the level of success Pamela Anderson did. Not even Traci Bingham managed that who is built like a porn star for crying out loud !
Then there is the tv movie Ed McBain´s 87th Precinct : Heatwave with Erika Eleniak as Detective Eileen Burke. I think I might have mentioned it before but with my unreliable memory I wanted to include it in this post if I didn´t. I think the series is a remake of an old black and white show .
During a heatwave the police are trying to catch a serial rapist who is working his way through the female populace and because Erika Eleniak is a walking wet sex dream her two - male - partners decide in true chauvinist fashion to use her as bait since she doesn´t let them bang her.
The good news is that the trap is successful at catching the criminal´s attention because who could resist Erika Eleniak´s banging hardbody ?
Sex offender or not. The bad news is that while Eileen´s partner are on a wild goose chase through the city the perverted perp pounds her into submission - not with his fists but his pulsating penis, penetrating the prolific playmate in a plethora of pornographic positions at his pleasure.
Naturally her partners are back when everything is over and because she is ashamed that she let a sex criminal get the drop on her like a rookie despite her police training and she let herself get raped she acts as if nothing happened ( plus if she admits what he did to her she would be taken off the case and could not get revenge ) making matters worse.
ALL DAVID WANTS TO DO IS ZOOM ZOOM ON ERIKA'S BOOM BOOMS !
I am not 100 percent sure that David Hasselhoff didn't get it on with his female co - stars because while he always insisted that he never agreed to the casting couch sex offers he got from the girls that does not mean that he never had sex with them once they were a part of BAYWATCH.
There are also insiders who claim that during the first year of the show the crew surprised David Hasselhoff with a special birthday gift : the mystery girl. This was a female cast member wearing only long black leather boots, long black leather gloves, a Robin style domino mask and a black dog collar and leash - for when things get intense - whom David would take for a test drive in his trailer before guessing her identity.
This soon became an annual birthday tradition and when it was Erika Eleniak's turn to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker she could not say no even though she was already slam - banging co - star Billy Warlock like a breeding stallion. It is not know if David recognized her right away or had any idea that it was Erika Eleniak but apart from Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Traci Bingham ( whom he turned into his nubian blow up sex doll and sexually assaulted on a daily basis ) this was the only time that he took five attempts to guess the mystery girls identity.
As for Erika Eleniak's experience it seems the combination of sex drugs and alcohol wiped her memory because when she was later asked by a girl what she remembered from the party she said that she must have blacked out after one of the guys gave her a drink - she suspected it may have been spiked - and that somebody must have had one hell of a time wearing his dick out because she could not walk for a week afterwards.
Thankfully her boss David Hasselhoff was very lenient in that regard and gave her plenty of time to recuperate even though she had to grant him a few sexual favours for that. Which strangely enough caused her a few flashbacks of getting her brain slam - banged out six ways to Sunday.
And for more on baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
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