Now since I have to make another Arthur Adams post anyway I want to use the opportunity to post some of the pages that were supposed to go into the main part of this belated birthday post but that I couldn´t fit in.
In this Arthur Adams spin off post we have all the hot cult sirens who earned their money in swimwear and the first on is Krista Allen who celebrated her 48th birthday on April the 5th. The bodacious brunette played Clark Kent´s hot new teacher on SMALLVILLE, Jim Carey´s new neighbor with the big boobs in LIAR LIAR and the sexy oracle on CHARMED but she is best known for her role of Jenna Avid on BAYWATCH HAWAII .
Like BAYWATCH NIGHTS. So I was very surprised when I went looking on amazon for that and couldn´t find it. That´s because in Germany they titled seasons 10 and 11 of the regular show BAYWATCH HAWAII which exists nowhere else. Only in Germany there is a BAYWATCH HAWAII. I do not know if they felt the need to give it an extra push because they exchanged the whole cast and relocated to Hawaii or they thought the german viewers would be too confused. In any case it was a weird thing.
BAYWATCH was really big in the 90s and it is like THE ultimate babe tv show. No kidding. No other show had more actresses who were featured in Playboy or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she´s in - at least - one of the episodes.
David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).
Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of Baywatch in an article from 2003 . Pam admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some sextra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man I wanted and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking. "
Now I don´t know if this was still going on when BAYWATCH HAWAII was on but surely none of the female cast members would play second fiddle on this sex orgy merry go round. Kama Sutra instructor in spe Krista Allen for example played Emanuelle in eight made for tv movies . Because she did it when her incredible porn star body was in prime condition she was able to believable portray the french sex machine with the high moan factor who merciless milks men dry until they can´t remember on which side the doorknob is. The show had some strange 3D effects - because that was the new thing at that time - and the stories were not that great but it was all worth it to see Miss Allen get her freak on. Whoa, did she ever.
Here it was shown on PRO7 but so far I haven´t seen the DVDs anywhere. Maybe I´ll have to buy them in Spain. So here´s to Krista Allen, many happy returns and thanks for the mammaries. And if you haven´t seen them do yourself a favor and hunt down those Emmanuelle tv movies.
The most famous of a veritable plethora of incredibly hot women that went through the revolving casting doors of BAYWATCH is without any doubt Pamela Anderson and it is beyond belief that so far I have only mentioned her in the first ever Casting the Justice League of America movie post where I naturally cast her as Power Girl ( a role she was born to play ). Because Pam An was not only the very first candidate in my hugely popular SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob - centric blog.
No, she also is on my TOP TEN MOVIE STRIPTEASE list thanks to her boner inducing wet & wild opening scene from the movie adaption of Dark Horse Comics BARB WIRE. Most of this was cut off in the german version which is one of the reason why the movie flopped so much in movie theaters while the video cassette of the original US version became such a huge success.
Anyway, I still intend to do posts for all of the striptease babes on my list but every year I have to postpone Pamela Anderson´s cult siren entry.
Coming back to BAYWATCH, go go dancer Carmen Electra was one of my favorite sexbombs on that show. She is in the special Baywatch edition of Casting the Justice League of America movie where I cast her as original Batgirl Barbara Gordon and she had to share the post with Erika Eleniak.
Just last year I finally managed to get the DVD of Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding - which I haven´t gotten around to rewatch yet - but Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission.
We are making the jump from BAYWATCH HAWAII to another franchise from the same area that also includes a lot of hot women in bikinis. Guys from my generation will remember the HAWAIIAN TROPIC which was one of the bikini contest shows that were on tv between the end of the 80s and well into the 90s like THE BIKINI OPEN. Here in Germany it was on the sports channel of all places and don´t ask me for the reasoning behind that. I was just glad I got to see it. The episode below is from 1987 and the reason why I picked it is that it features Debbe Dunning among the contestants who took over the role of the Tool Time Girl on HOME IMPROVEMENT after Pamela Anderson left the show to become world famous with BAYWATCH.
We are taking a short break from the boob tube with the anniversary of Gil Kane´s birth which was on April the 6th. He was one of the great artists of the 20th century and while it took me a while to do a post on him I more than made up for that by dedicating fifteen ( 15 !!! ) posts to him.
But before you panic, most of the posts just contain a selection of covers which is one of the things he was known for. For Marvel he did a plethora of covers which is one of the reasons why I made more Marvel posts than DC posts for him. I also still have over a dozen bookmarks for Gil Kane but there is still one post I plan to make and I hope I can include them there.
With so many posts I almost didn´t include them but then I decided in favor of my newer readers. I thought about just numbering them but I think if I go to all the trouble and go through these links I should include some info. As I said I made less posts for DC than for Marvel, one about his covers for the german Superman / Batman issues by Ehapa , one with his covers for Green Lantern and the last one with more DC covers . For his Marvel work I did posts with some of his best covers , with more covers , with his Giant - Sized covers , his covers for Shang - Chi : Master of Kung Fu, one about his covers for Marvel´s horror titles - almost in alphabetical order - and the last one with even more covers for their horror titles .
I also did a black and white post with a selection of covers for DC and Marvel , one post with some covers from western comic books for DC and Marvel , one post with covers for swords and sorcery comic books , one post with an emphasis on DC and Marvel´s black characters , one about covers for comic books related to movies and last but not least one with covers for all those comic book series you may never have heard about .
Of course Gil Kane did more than just covers and his überlong list of work includes AMAZING SPIDER - MAN where he illustrated some of the most iconic stories - with inks by the equally legendary John Romita Senior.
Since this is a Marvel themed post it´s only fitting that our next candidate is Paul Rudd who celebrated his 50th birthday since he plays the Scott Lang Ant Man. He also played Desmond Fellows on Veronica Mars with bikini 34D siren Charisma Carpenter best known as Cordelia on ANGEL.
One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed she still can deliver the goods.
In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission . Daimn !
We are staying with incredibly hot women a bit longer as famous soft sex / erotic movie / b - movie cult siren Mia Zottoli turned 51. So far I haven´t managed to do a full post on her and it looks like this won´t change soon.
If you watch b - movies you have probably seen her in some movies and if you watch erotic movies chances are very high you have seen her take her clothes off. She had some breast surgery early in her career from which she benefitted greatly as you can see in her best best movies which are The Mummy´s Kiss, Fast Lane to Las Vegas and Sinful Temptations ( a+ ).
Especially the last one is my favorite Mia Zottoli movie not only because she´s in her best physical condition in this one but also because it has a lot of nude scenes with her in such a relatively short film. So check out her movies - if you haven´t yet - and for Mia Zottoli : many happy returns, as always good luck, stay strong, healthy and thanks for the mammaries !
The month of April really has a lot of hot sexbombs that celebrate their birthday that month and with Krista Allen, Mia Zottoli and Nikki Fritz who celebrated her 51st birthday on April the 7th this was always an extra busy time for me checking all the video links back when I had my old boob blog.
This is almost like the trifecta of erotic actresses but not quite as my top three are Nikki Fritz, Mia Zottoli and Shauna O´Brien ( whom you might have seen in The Mistress Club or the Sex Files : Erotic Possession series ) in that particular order. Too bad nobody ever made a film with all three.
At this point I have so many bookmarks for my posts that I am not sure for whom I still have something. I thought I had to include one of these short clips with Nikki Fritz you can find on YouTube but then I stumbled across Bikini Drive - In which not only features Nikki but also Michelle Bauer.
We are staying with screen sexbombs as Steven Seagal turned 67 on April the 10th and it´s probably no big surprise that my favorite movie with him is Under Siege. Which is called ALARMSTUFE ROT ( Condition Red ) in Germany. That´s what you get when you use german words for a movie title that make no sense in german - then they have to come up with a different name. And that was one of the reasons why it was so difficult for me to find stuff about the movie until I figured out the original title.
Under Siege is one of the better Steven Seagal movies which means that his acting is not as bad as in other movies and it also has big stars like Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey and Nick Mancuso. The plot is simple but even though he only beats up smaller guys ( Did you notice that in most movies Steven Seagal only fights people who are smaller than him ? It makes it hard to take him serious. ) it´s a pretty decent action movie.
But the reason why I really like the film is of course Erika " Double E " Eleniak and her sexy striptease after she comes out of a cake . She really shows some talent there which makes the fact that she never continued in that direction just more tragic. The stripper career she could have had.
So it´s no surprise that Erection Erika is the most prominently featured baywatchable sexbomb on this blog or that I re - posted her original cult siren entry in 2015 , in 2016 and also in 2018 . Besides her entry in the cinema hall of striptease fame Erika also appeared in a few movies like BEVERLY HILL BILLIES, CHASERS ( where she had some pretty hot scenes ) , THE OPPONENT , STRIKE FORCE a.k.a. THE LIBRARIANS and BORDELLO OF BLOOD ( which got censored beyond recognition in Germany ) but she never achieved the level of success Pamela Anderson did. Not even Traci Bingham achieved that and she´s build like a porn star for crying out loud.
You can say what you want about Steven Seagal but he sure does have an eye for talent because it has been said that he included Erika Eleniak.
And if that rumor is true he has earned my eternal gratitude for giving the entire world one of the best film striptease ever. And her manager who persuaded to take this part and use her stripper skills to the benefit of mankind. I bet he got something out of the deal as well. I know that if it had been me there would have been a few private sessions of rehearsing.
People always wondered if there was a rivalry between Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson and if that was the reason Erika Eleniak left the show.
There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - comes closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate in UNDER SIEGE Steven Segal wanted to put her body to the test on the casting couch.
" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got a huge erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. "
" I refused but Steven Segal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll durnig the entire shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday, That´s how she got the role."
Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.
" I learned a lot on that shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many long hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "
So that´s the last of this but if you want more of these bikini baring actresses you can check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POST .
Another thing that was big in the 90s were push up bras and I don´t know if any of the sexbombs on BAYWATCH wore them - at least on the show - but ever since I posted a few review videos for the new upbra readers have been clamoring for more and now I can finally fulfill those requests.
We are slowly making our way through the red carpet sexbombs and since this post is all about hot women and fast cars I just had to include Parnia Porsche and Mercedes Carrera. Parnia ( 23 ) is an australian model ( 34 - 25 - 37 ), self professed rapper and former boxer who was born on May the 7th in 1995 and who has been in MAXIM PLAYBOY and FHM, Mercedes ( 36 ) is american adult model and porn star ( 34E - 26 - 40 ) of german, lakotan, puerto rican and swedish descent who was born on Novemder the 30th in 1982, Melissa Riso ( 32 ) is american glamour and adult model ( 32C - 24 - 34 ) who was born on the 27th of June in 1986 and all I could find out about Milanya Maria is that her measurements are 32D - 24 - 34. Any additional info about these or any of the other red carpet sexbombs is appreciated.
You can say what you want about the Hoff but he has become a pop culture icon. And a famous pop star in Germany. Here he is at Dancing With The Stars performing the opening song of BAYWATCH. Yes, for those who were distracted by the incredibly high amount of boobage in the BAYWATCH opener there actually was a catchy theme song for the show.
Now not all of David Hasselhoff´s tv shows were such great hits as BAYWATCH. One that tanked on an epic level was RING OF THE MUSKETEER but what do you expect when the casting director thinks it´s a good idea to put someone as bad at acting asThomas Gottschalk on the show ? I bet there was some shady side deal with Disneyworld Resort Paris going on.
The first big hit that David Hasselhoff had was KNIGHT RIDER - a show that tv producers tried to copy for decades without any success - but since there is no CARtoon version of it here is another show with fantastic cars ( this pun is for my spanish readers ) that was a big success in the 80s.
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When I first came to BAYWATCH I was scared because I couldn´t swim but then David Hasselhoff came to me and said : " That´s okay because I can´t act. "
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