Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Movie Special : Better the Davi you know

We are staying with Hollywood and actresses born for porn as Robert Davi, who played Franz Sanchez in License To Kill celebrates his 68th birthday.


Franz Sanchez is kind of a weird Bond villain name in my opinion. You got a german first name - because we all know germans make the best villains - and then a little bit of spanish or mexican with the last name. As if the writers wanted to check all the people America doesn´t trust. Almost like Donald Trump´s personal nightmare. Licence To Kill was Timothy Dalton´s second and final James Bond movie and I feel it is a bit underappreciated.


It has one of the best stories of all the Bond movies and you get to see a James Bond who doesn´t play around. Timothy Dalton plays one heck of an avenging angel, Carey Lowell and Talisa Soto do more than just provide eye candy and with such heavyweights like Robert Davi ( who is almost wasted as a mere Bond villain ) and Benicio Del Toro rounding up the cast it´s great entertainment. They even had to cut various scenes to get a 15 release rating which alone should show you how hardcore this film is.


Robert has been in a plethora of movies and tv series from The Fall Guy to The Incredible Hulk to The Goonies, Raw Deal, Action Jackson, Die Hard and Predator 2. There also was a movie - I don´t remember the title - where he basically played the guy from Renegade : he was an ex - cop who was always unshaven and wore sunglasses and a long trenchcoat. He also had a motorbike but unlike Lorenzo Lamas he made the guy cool. I guess the only reason to watch Renegade was Lorenzo´s wife Kathleen Kinmont who could have made a fortune as a stripper with a hardbody like that .


Speaking of  stripper hardbodies, Robert Davi was also on Showgirls with Elizabeth Berkley where he played the sleazy owner of the Cheetah club.


Besides her part of Nomi Malone on Showgirls Elizabeth Berkley is also famous as Jessie Spano on Saved By The Bell and she was the student body every red blooded male wanted to tap. Sadly I didn´t watch many episodes of the show even if both she and her co - star Tiffany Amber Thiessen developed into supersexy bombshells. I remember my younger brother always watched it - they did marathons on Saturday mornings during the summer vacations in Spain - but I think I was always too busy with important stuff like reading comics or drawing superheroes or such.


I started watching Beverly Hills 90210 on the basis of Tori´s constantly growing boobs which was a product of her Dad´s financed surgery and blow up sex doll Tiffani Amber Theissen´s exploding chest which was a product of nature. The buxom brunette of your wet pervy dreams has been scorching up the tv screens worldwide with her curvaceous body and her überdeveloped 37DD Beverly Hills and it helped a lot that Tiffani was often in bikinis or leather hooker outfits much to the delight of horny prepubescent boys and the rest of the male population on the planet.


There was a special episode that got my attention in which Tori Spelling was dancing in a leather hooker outfit while shooting a rock music video.

If you can call her wild fertility inducing movements dancing. She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera. But that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but in that scene she really squeezed her big breasts into a tight leather top and just shoved them right in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment !


What I find a bit strange is how did such a scene get approved when her father was producing this ? Should I be concerned that Daddy dearest put it in the script or does this say more about his employees ? Maybe some disgruntled writers just decided to put his boss´ daughter into a hooker outfit and let her dance for him as payback for sleeping with his wife.

" Okay, Tori, do you think you can move more like a prostitute ? And we need to make the outfit sluttier. This is supposed to be a rock video. "


Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffany was so often in bikinis on that show.


Speaking about hookers, besides appearing on Beverly Hills 90210 Tiffani also was on Saved by the Bell with Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her real stripper nature in Showgirls. The movie was called a flop when it first came out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s stripper moves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for the Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie .


She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like usual ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, instant erection vision, perv hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra healing, kama sutra flexibility, olympic stamina, multiple position memory, fellatio breath and deepthroat breath. I would say she also has the power to give all men giant erections making their pulsating dicks hard enough to cut diamonds as soon as they look at her but with Miss Berkeley´s super sexy stripper moves that´s a given.


But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the all important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat.


I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mind being at the receiving end of that a few hours.

Since I already posted the Showgirls movie in a previous post here is The Corporate Ladder which has some of Kathleen Kinmont´s breast nude scenes and stars playmate Lisa Marie Scott, Talisa Soto ( who played Franz Sanchez´ girlfriend Lupe Lamora in Licence To Kill ) and Meilani Paul .



Writing these posts can be really exhausting and sometimes I forget the important details. The part about my casting of Elizabeth Berkley as the alternate Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX appears on a lot of my posts but I just realized that I always forget to mention Lindsay Lohan. I cast her as the regular Supergirl and she even got her very own JLA CASTING post which not many cult sirens have. Of course since I would take her from her best time when her boobs were so out of control that Disney had to shrink them down digitally in Herbie Fully Loaded. At least in the close ups which makes for a weird watching experience because her breasts are smaller the closer she gets. In all the scenes where she is farther away or wearing a baggy t - shirt her melons are huuuuge. Like in the scene below.


It´s never going to be like in those days when Lindsay was at the height of her racktastic development and every horny shut - in wanted to put her booming teenage body to the test. There was even a countdown on the internet for when it was legal to have wild sex orgies with Lindsay Lohan.


Here are some of the breast scenes with the fully loaded Lindsay Lohan.



I can´t mention all the hot Hollywood sexbombs Robert Davi has worked with ( like softcore movie icon Joan Severance about whom you can read more in her cult siren entry ) but as longtime readers know I watched The Fall Guy religiously so I have to do the old schtick. Especially since it has been a long time that I mentioned my all time tv crush Markie Post on the blog and I also made two new animated GIFs with her in a bikini for this. 



Although to tell the truth a big part of that show´s appeal for me as a growing teenager were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear nearly as often in a bikini as I would have liked.


Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few .


Heather played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep the male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini figure. OMG !

 
It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.


Thanks to her absolutely stunning 37 ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy Heather became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's bedroom from that time. She even managed to replace pin up goddess Raquel Welch on the number one spot.


Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role.


One of the producers must have realized what a waste it is to have somebody like Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say Today and the rest is 80s tv history. Markie Post got more involved in the stories where she stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as she donned a bikini ( mainly in Season 3 ).


80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .


I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .


While I try to make this blog for as many people as possible there are some parts that are only for a small part of my audience. Like my amazon bargain bin tips which are only of interest for my german readers and which very often expire very quickly - sometimes even before I have finished with writing the post. Nevertheless with the high prices we pay for comicbooks nowadays I like to include them as often as possible. Because why pay more than you have to ? Anyway, Today´s recommendation is for an even smaller part of the audience because it´s not for all of my german readers.

It´s not even for all my readers in Baden - Württemberg or in Stuttgart.

No, Today´s recommendation is for those readers that live in the vicinity of Ludwigsburg. It may be available in other cities but so far I have only seen them there. Anyway, I don´t write very often about audio dramas but longtime readers may remember my posts about the german horror novel series JOHN SINCLAIR. It´s one of Germany´s longest running novel series and one I have read for most of my school years. Well, I have also mentioned the excellent JOHN SINCLAIR audio dramas in some of these posts. It´s not that often I get to write about audio dramas so I wanted to use the opportunity to write about something new in the JOHN SINCLAIR universe : SINCLAIR ACADEMY. At least I think it is new, As usual I might be late to the party and everybody might know about these except for me.


It´s a series of .... well, not really audio dramas. In the description it says reading with sound effects and music because it is only one guy reading everything and doing the voices and in an audio drama you have various persons reading. Anyway, while these are not real audio dramas it is quite entertaining. So what is SINCLAIR ACADEMY ? First of all, it´s not written by Jason Dark so if you are a hardcore fan of Jason Dark you might skip this. The stories are about a new task force of four young trainees under the tutelage of John Sinclair and Scotland Yard who are the next crime fighters specifically selected to battle devils, demons and the forces of the underworld. The stories are really entertaining and each story is about two and a half hours long. Now the reason why I am writing about this at all is that you can find a lot of them in one Euro shops around Ludwigsburg at the moment. So far I have bought six of them and while they are not as good as the proper JOHN SINCLAIR audio dramas you really can´t complain for the price of 1 Euro per double CD. So if you live in Ludwigsburg and see some of them in a 1 Euro shop you might want to give them a try.



Although the SINCLAIR ACADEMY video is kind of an audio one I wanted to include a music video and after going through a lot of my bookmarks I settled for Alex Gaudino´s Destination Calabria featuring Crystal Waters.



Even though we already have the movie category covered I wanted to include the trailer for one of these comicbook adaptions you never hear about. At least I never heard of The Adventures of Spirou & Fantasio and that´s keeping in mind that this comic is well known in Germany. But it seems that every time a comicbook movie comes out that is not a super hero movie - and especially when it is a franco / belgian bande dessinee - nobody is interested. Okay, it is not the greatest movie of all times but it is a decent adaption of the comics by Franquin with excellent production values and a cast that seems to have stepped right out of the comics. Even though I wish they would have cast a hotter actress as Seccontine.



You probably expected a video about the new Spirou comic by german artist Flix but I haven´t had time to read it yet and this was not the first time somebody else did a Spirou comic ( well, aside from all the other creative teams that took over the title after Franquin´s demise ).



Usually I would close things out with the Spirou cartoon but it is rare to find a complete film on YouTube and Grave Of The Fireflies is one of the best animes there are. In fact, Roger Ebert considers it to be one of the best and most powerful war films and included it in his Great Movies list.



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Señor Bond, you got big cojones.

Sunday, June 16, 2019

Ross Andru´s Spider - Man Sunday - Part 2

Even with five ( !!! ) spin - off posts the main Ross Andru SPIDER - MAN tribute post is still too long so I have decided to split it into two posts.


The upside to that is that I get to post more incredible art by Ross Andru that I could not fit into the first post. And don´t worry, I still have enough material for at least two more Ross Andru AMAZING SPIDER - MAN posts.


As promised here is the second part of the birthdays I missed since my last post and you can find part one through the links at the top of this post.

We´re taking a page out of Kylie Minogue´s songbook and step back in time to May the 26th, the 70th birthday of exploitation legend Pam Grier.


Which I put into another spin - off post together with Latoya Jackson - whose birthday was on May the 29th ( and her sister Janet Jackson ). The post also features forgotten black super heroine Monica Rambeau a.k.a. the REAL female Captain Marvel and forgotten black super hero SPAWN.


I´m skipping May the 30th - for real this time - since I apparently have not written a post on that date yet and I do not want to go back and check which anniversaries fall on that day since this post is long enough as it is and I want to finish it some day. This brings us right to the birthdays from May the 31st which include underground comix creator Gilbert Shelton, Brooke Shields and Lea Thompson whom you can find in this new spin - off post as well as cult siren Phoebe Cates, romanian Busenwunder Oana Andoni and forgotten comic movies Brenda Starr and Howard the Duck.


Since I have already covered the celebrity birthdays from June the 1st in this post and from June the 2nd and 3rd in this post and there is nothing new to add we fast forward to June the 4th and another milestone of independent comics as Wendy Pini celebrated her 68th anniversary.


Today we are really going through my old list of reading material - Harlan Ellison who wrote some of the best issues of Avengers and Hulk as well as Vic & Blood with Richard Corben, Gilbert Shelton whose Wonder Warthog and Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers was in U - Comix and now Elfquest ( or Adventures in the Elf World as they called it here in Germany ) - although I am currently reading Elfquest - The Final Quest. I thought about closing the gaps in my Elquest collection but they released the avalanche of mini series and one shots that followed the original series in such a confusing way here that I am not sure which issues I do have and which I don´t.


I have to make a list some day but for that I would have to go through all of my comic collection. Just last month I moved my original issues by Bastei Verlag ( which was the first publisher who did a german version ) and the later albums by Carlsen and they are a bit weathered but I can´t bring myself to replace them with the new collections since those are only in black and white. Which may be nearer to the original but I am just too accustomed to the color versions so it would be a step back. Maybe some day it will be collected again but for the moment I am spending my comic book dime elsewhere. Anyway, I have written in various posts about how I first discovered Elfquest but for those who need their fix just click here .



Once again we skip the anniversaries for June the 5th while we already covered some of the celebrity birthdays for June the 6th in this post .

We are still stuck in the 80s as we continue to June the 7th when Larry Hama turned 70 who wrote many comics but is best known for basically building the comic world of G. I. Joe from the ground up. And while I was an avid follower of Elfquest I have to confess that I never got much into G. I. Joe - the toys or the cartoon show - and the only reason I did a post on the comics at all is that Mike Zeck did some covers who has been one of my favorite artists ever since I got my grubby paws on a spanish issue of The Hands of Shang - Chi, Master of Kung Fu. Sacrilege, blasphemy, I know.


Another throwback to gun toting comics from the 80s on the 7th of June was Karl Urban´s 47th birthday since he played the main lead in Dredd which is probably the best Judge Dredd movie out there. Not only does it capture the spirit and feel of the Judge Dredd comics co star Olivia Thirlby does a terrific job portraying everybody´s favorite leather clad blonde DD bombshell with legs up to her chin, the seductive Psi Judge Anderson.


The only negative thing I can say about the movie is that Olivia´s nude sex scene was way too short and filmed too much out of focus. What good are all the high definition cameras, blue rays and giant plasma screens with perfect picture resolution if the picture is all blurry ? This is the worst misuse of digital technology since Disney shrank Lindsay Lohan´s booming teenage boobs in Herbie Fully Loaded. What a waste of time, money and resources not to mention an incredibly horny sexbomb like Olivia Thirlby.

 

I don´t understand why they didn´t show the scene right and why it was not longer because in my opinion the movie could have only benefit from it. I mean we already got the adult rating and it´s not like we would have done anything different with blow up sex doll Judge Anderson in that situation than what the perverted perp really wanted to do with her.


We are coming to more classic comics with the anniversary of C. C. Beck, the creator of the original Captain Marvel from Fawcett Comics. I already did a tribute post for him but due to the recent SHAZAM ! movie I made a new spin - off post where I not only get to wax a bit more philosophical about it we also cover the birthdays for the 9th of June which include George Perez - who drew another DC character with ties to the gods, WONDER WOMAN - Jurij Brezan, the sorbian author of KRABAT and hasian megasexbomb Akira Lane ( plus hasian sexbombs Jeannie Mai, Yaya Han, more stuff about my new comic book VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN which includes new sample pages and the classic anime Lupin The Third ) in it.



Again, I have nothing to add to the birthdays for June the 10th in this post but speaking of spin - off posts about DC Comics characters since June the 11th is not only the birthday of Brian Michael Bendis who has taken over ACTION COMICS and SUPERMAN but also of cinema cult siren Adrienne Barbeau who was in the first SWAMP THING movie I did another separate post for them . Which also includes Len Wein - who wrote the original SWAMP THING series and whose anniversary was on June the 12th - überbusty cult sirens Kat Dennings, Jodie Sweetin, Debbe Dunning as well as the usual assortment of hot BAYWATCH babes and bikini contests. 


Hang in there, we have only two more days to go. First up we have comic master Jordi Bernet who turned 75 on June the 14th. I have written about the series he worked on like JONAH HEX or TORPEDO in various posts and last year I wrote two posts : part one which contains the riskier artwork and part two which has all the stuff I would label under boys adventure.


As I have mentioned I am working on the third issue of my new comic book and while I am not saying that I am anywhere near the skill level of Jordi Bernet he is one of the artists I go to when I´m stuck on a panel.



Continuing with the comic related birthdays on June 15th Brent Anderson turned 64 best known for his work on Marvel´s Strikeforce : Morituri and the original graphic novel X - Men : God Loves, Man Kills ( which was the template for the second X - Men movie ), Eclipse Comics Somerset Holmes and the long running Astro City. The last series being the only one where I did a special post for Brent Anderson but you can find more about Kurt Busiek´s brilliant series under the Astro City tag. Until last year I hadn´t read any issues of Strikeforce : Morituri but now that I not only have read the first three trades - the first containing all issues by Brent Anderson while the rest of the series was drawn by none other than Mark Bagley - but also have enough material for a good post I don´t have the time to write it. I also still hope to cover X - Men : God Loves, Man Kills one of these days and hopefully I will have enough decent material for a proper post then. Anyway, is it just me or did Marvel put out the best graphic novels at that time ? It could be that it was because they did stories they did nowhere else and they also put their top creators on top projects.


Comicbook legend Neal Adams celebrated his 78th birthday and so far I did two posts on him : one about his work at DC Comics and one about his work at Marvel Comics which I managed to resurrect after it was deleted.


I am a bit behind on his work because he put out a limited series about Superman - or rather Supermen since there seem to be more than one going around - which I still haven´t read and now that I have started to read Brian Michael Bendis new SUPERMAN series I am curious how Neal Adams´ take on the Man of Steel holds up against that. By the way, I have already read the first two german issues ( which contain the first four US issues ) and I don´t think I will continue reading the german translations.


It might be nitpicking but as anybody who has followed this blog for any length of time knows I am very peculiar when it comes to the translation and while the one in the PANINI issues is serviceable they DO stray from the original enough to convey a certain mood that is different than the one in the original US version. In some cases the german version is even outright different making a statement contrary to the original text. In any case, whether I condemn or praise Brian Michael Bendis new SUPERMAN it will be solely on the merit of the original words and not some translation.


Apropos making a mockery of the Man of Steel, Herbert Feuerstein turned 82 who was - amongst other things - chief editor of the german version of MAD which is where I got the plot for the classic Superman movies from.


As I did with most movies. Back then I could not always afford to see a movie in the theater and because this was long before the invention of video cassettes a cheap alternative was buying an issue of MAD. So in a lot of cases I read the MAD parody of a movie before I saw the actual film and to this day there are some films where I get both versions mixed up.


Anyway, in honor of the outstanding achievements of Herbert Feuerstein in german culture I wrote a special MAD spotlight post in 2016 . Speaking about german comics Bernd Frenz on EUROPECOMICS has just published The History Of German Comics in two parts for those interested readers.


Ever since I first wrote about Enki Bracaj I have been getting requests for more videos with her since those are not that easy to find on YouTube and I have run out of new ones to post. For lack of new videos I have included the links for the last ones I posted in all the posts where I mentioned her.


As for news about everyone´s favorite news girl aside from an interview where she went on record that her breast size is 34DD and all natural ( sadly I can´t link to the interview because the website is NSFW ) there is nothing new to report. Here are the videos with Enki in all her glory :

7:47 min of Enki letting it all hang out / 7:14 min of Enki´s overdeveloped boobs trying to bust free / 6:19 of Enki´s huge rack almost exposing her nipple / 6:05 min of Enki fronting / 6:00 min of Enki letting it swing / 5:56 min of Enki letting it all hang loose / 5:40 of Enki and her heavenly hangers almost lying on the table / 5:13 min of Enki´s massive milkshakes looking hot / 5:03 min of Enki´s right nipple peeking out now and then / 4:55 min of blow up sex doll Enki pushing her big boobs together / 4:53 min of Enki teasing a nippleslip with her twin torpedoes / 4:47 min of Enki trying to keep the twins down / 4:18 min of Enki trying to cover up her big melons / 4:12 min of Enki delivering the goods / 3:38 of Enki rocking the cleavage ( slight nippleslip ) / 3:46 min of Busenwunder Enki getting jiggly with it

Well, as it so happens I have found some new videos - at least I hope they are new ones but even if I have posted them before it´s better to post some of Enki´s videos twice than to miss some - and since they disappear very quickly from YouTube I am going to post them in batches of five. Now I know that not a lot of readers will go to the trouble of checking out all my old posts to see the other Enki Bracaj videos they have missed so I am going to include the videos from this post in the links above the next time I post some videos of her so that in the end we will have a lot of her videos. Here is Today´s selection of the world´s best braless newscaster : 







Speaking of women with enormous talents, usually when I post a cosplay video it´s about Yaya Han so I thought to switch it up a little. Here is the mega stacked Angie Griffin one of the few who can go up against Yaya´s 40D oppai which she trumps ( no pun intended ) with her 41E melons.



In the first part of this we already have a cartoon video with Spider - Man so not to repeat myself here is a sexy and very funny animated 3D short.



What always baffles me is how many readers are completely oblivious to the horror elements in such super hero universes like Batman or Spider - Man. Although it might have something to do with the fact that someone who has read horror comics for decades sees the connections right away.



As usual I was wrecking my brains for hours about which music video I should include when the answer should have been a no - brainer. Duh.



Since I don´t think I have mentioned Yvonne Craig´s anniversary on May the 16th here is Mars Needs Women which I think more people have heard of than actually seen. And don´t worry, the preview picture is raunchier than the movie. Sadly Yvonne Craig doesn´t wear anything as sexy as her Batgirl costume but there is a striptease by a talent girl. I think her name is Bubbles Cash which is a real stripper name if I have ever heard one.



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