Regular readers of the blog may have noticed that this post has gone through some changes but this is how I originally envisioned it. A post dedicated solely to black divas starting on May the 26th as pop culture icon and blaxploitaion star
Pam Grier - who was the inspiration for the secret identity of the Avenger´s sexy Tigra - had her 70th anniversary.
The nubian sex goddess and her giant 38D double chocolate shakes appeared in a whole
plethora of cult movies where she displayed her stunning physique . I
was thinking about doing a Foxy Brown / Coffy movie rummage table double feature but as usual it will have to wait.
Pam really knows how to fill out a bra in Foxy Brown with her huge melons practically jumping out at the slightest move showing almost her full naked nipples. You have to try to get the version with the old picture format.
Because in the new version her nipples are almost completely cut off in the scene where the horny pervert who shoots her full of drugs to turn her into his willing sex doll rips off her bra and takes Pam for a test drive.
I am not one hundred percent sure but I always had the suspicion that the scene in Chris Claremont and John Byrne´s UNCANNY X - MEN 113 where Storm tries to get rid of her cuffs only using her mouth and tongue was inspired by the scene in Foxy Brown where Pam Grier does the same.
Of course we have to make do without Pam Grier´s giant naked coconuts.
Apropos, new readers should check out my latest Chris Claremont John Byrne Uncanny X - Men post since it not only includes original artwork by John Byrne and Terry Austin but links to previous posts on that topic.
One of the best characters in the X - Men ( as well as a personal favorite of mine ) is Scott Summers a.k.a. Cyclops but decades of bad writing and misrepresentation in Fox movies have completely ruined the Scottster.
Speaking about misinterpreting X - Men history for their own personal agenda now that Hollywood has managed to botch The Dark Phoenix Saga - for the second time I might add - there are a lot of videos where the SJWs put their own spin on it to further their own political propaganda.
The story was not about diversity or representation or emancipation or female empowerment or any of that feminist agendas that are now retroactively associated with it. But I will have to write a special post about that to explain it at length somewhere in future days of past.
With the train wreck that is the new Dark Phoenix Saga movie - and which I already predicted on this very blog when they made Jean Grey younger again - and the upcoming new mutants movie that is pushed back again and again to make all the changes that will lead to everybody hating the fourth phase of the marvel cinematic universe I dread how it will turn out and I´m asking myself which will be worse the new mutants movie or this.
You can find more of the celebrity birthdays for May the 26th in this post .
On May the 29th Latoya Jackson celebrated her 63rd birthday and back in the 90s everybody thought she would become the sex icon of the Jackson family that is known all over the world since she was naked in PLAYBOY.
A few times. Plus there was a special PLAYBOY video with Latoya being completely naked that I bought. Now it´s my number one sex fantasy of all times, the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson - the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks -whom we all lust after so the post I did is mainly a comparison between her and nympho Janet. The outcome should not surprise any longtime readers of this blog.
After all Janet has three solo posts besides three entries in my JLA cast . Despite this I only wrote about some comic book casting for which sexbomb Janet is just perfect in my most recent posts about her.
Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl series based on her quasi audition for that role in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher .
If the teachers on our school would have looked like that I never would have skipped classes. I would even have gone to detention if Janet was the supervisor. I really wouldn´t mind getting a long oral exam from her !
It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody
which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious .
I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.
And because it´s an adult title Janet can even use her stripper moves and live out her sexual urges. Like during her Velvet Rope tour where she tied down male audience members and used them as her personal sex toys.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
I still wanted to give props to Latoya for the times of joy and arousal she brought me and since I could not find a good version of Ain´t Nobody Loves You Like I Do here is Latoya´s It Feels Like Love bouncing action.
I also want to use this opportunity to post more of my newest dream girl, Normani, who simply blew me away when I first saw her. She is just oozing sex appeal and she can make guys hard just by breathing. Which is why the nubian blow up sex doll instantly secured herself a spot in my top five sex phantasies and I just had to give Normani her own cult siren entry .
From what I have seen online Normani has an incredible body that won´t quit and her milkshakes can go toe - to - toe with Janet´s perfect orbs.
On top of that she also has incredible dance moves and does the splits like a natural born stripper ( I might have to give Normani an even higher pole position in my ranking based alone on that move since I´m not sure if even Janet Jackson can spread her legs like that ) so I first thought that she earned her living by expertly sliding up and down the stripper pole.
Her birthday is on May the 31st so I should have included her in the spin off post that covers that day but instead I decided to put her in this special black power sexbombs post. With her incredible 36D ( OMG ! What a Busenwunder ! And it´s all natural ! I call first dibs on this ultimate boob queen ! ) - 24 - 37 ( Daimn ! Dat Booty ! ) measurements it´s no wonder that she is not only a songwriter and singer but a dancer.
And while Normani doesn´t make her money working the stripper pole like I erroneously first thought she definitely has the flexibility for it thanks to her gymnastics training at a young age and also the perfect body. There are black women ( and I don´t mean afro - american women because I am not only talking about american women of african heritage ) who have a big butt that sticks out ( no pun intended ) from the rest of the body but Normani is the perfect blend of big juicy breasts, long muscular legs almost up to her chin and a chiseled fit torso with an incredible tight bubblebutt.
And since seeing is believing here is one of the best performances of Normani from Dancing With The Stars I could find. Two things I haven´t mentioned so far : her face is incredibly beautiful especially when she smiles. And it´s just fun to
watch her dance. The way she goes at it with complete abandon makes you feel so hyped and she´s a wonder to behold.
Talking about women born to earn their money at the stripper pole, while I have no idea of mega busty Ayona´s skills doing the splits she could easily play the main lead in an adaption of Kevin J. Taylor´s adult comic series The Girl since she looks like she stepped right out of a Russ Meyer movie.
I came across Ayona while looking for videos of real live Power Girl Amy Jackson. Regular readers may remember that I did a special post for her .
The reason why I came across Ayona is that her videos are done by the same guy who does most of the videos with Amy Jackson. Now I chose this video mainly because Ayona looks so bonerific and not because of the topic. Because I don´t see what the problem is here. When you have my life experience you know that the things you most regret in life are not the things you did and wish you didn´t but rather the things you didn´t dare. Also time goes by faster than you think and there are a lot of things a man and a woman can do in four hours that do not involve sex. There´s a reason why it´s called four - play. And really, who wouldn´t jump at the chance of taming a willing, barely legal horny blow up sex doll like Ayona ?
Speaking about black sisters I would love to tame, it´s been a while since we had a video with Melina Pendulum because I already posted her breast ones ( you could not pay any attention to what she said because her big melons were too distracting ) and it looks like she either lost some of her enormous talent or suffered the effects of going braless ( or at least down to one bra when at her best times even two bras could not contain her huge hooters ) on too many of them . But I found a video that fits Today.
Since we started the post with two nubian queens I wanted to do a little spotlight on the original female Captain Marvel, Monica Rambeau who was an original character with a non - derivate set of powers ( now this would have been a perfect role for Janet Jackson in her All Night heyday ).
Monica Rambeau was one of my favorite Avengers during the historic run by Roger Stern, John Buscema and Tom Palmer which brought us such epic stories like ASSAULT ON OLYMPUS ( which I covered in these two posts ) and UNDER SIEGE, one of the best - if not THE best - Avengers stories ever. In the new Carol Manvers CAPTAIN MARVEL movie Monica Rambeau doesn´t get much play and only appears as the token black friend who is there to look up to the white hero and support her ( who unsurprisingly is a single Mom because all black men are terrible fathers, cliche much ? ) so I wanted to drop some knowledge about her before she appears in the next Marvel universe movie. Where she will probably have some powers that she got from Carol Manvers instead of being her own character.
We close out this post continuing the blackxploitation theme with the other black superhero the SJWs as well as the general public like to forget or ignore ( the first one being BLADE ) and I don´t know if it is because his powers come from hell or he wears a full face mask all the time so you can´t tell that he´s black. But so does the Black Panther and the SJWs couldn´t get enough of him. Well, besides having one of the best selling comic books of all times ( At least for a while. Remember when Todd McFarlane was still drawing the book and each issue was like an art exhibition as well as an education how to make exciting comic books ? ) it also was turned into a major mega motion picture and an animated series.
I bought both through PREVIEWS when they first came out on VHS ( man, this post is total pop culture nostalgia ) which I usually didn´t do back then. Since I didn´t have that much disposable income I very seldom ordered anything besides comic books but in this case I didn´t want to wait until it came out in the censored german version. I know a lot of people scoff at the SPAWN movie now but when it came out it had state of the art CGI and it was one of the few few comic book adaptions with high production values. I mean it´s not in the range of Today´s comic book movies but this went up against the CAPTAIN AMERICA movie with the shield on the motorcycle, the S.H.I.E.L.D. movie with David Hasselhoff and the PUNISHER movie with Dolph Lundgren. Compared to that the SPAWN movie was like Shakespeare ! As for the animated series it was produced for HBO so it was more violent and bloody than your regular 90s cartoon show and they covered the story much faster than in the comics where it just took forever. I really enjoyed the cartoon and think it really holds up compared to some of the other animated shows from the 90s.
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Watchin´ me do a dance that´s so SEXUAL, makin´you so HORNY, just watch the way I PUMP it, BANG me like you´re banging a gong, the way I work it gonna keep you COMIN. I´m a PRO, you won´t be disappointed.
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