TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: May 2026

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Woeful Wednesday with George and Paul !

I am still undecided if I should do a GEORGE PEREZ MONTH or a MARVEL COMICS MONTH in general but while pondering the question I thought : and why not do both ? Because while going through the material in my George Perez folder I found something that falls into both categories.

Regular followers of the blog may remember that over two years ago I posted the complete original art - alongside the corresponding coloured pages - of AVENGERS 33 by Kurt Busiek , George Perez and Paul Ryan .

It is the first part of THE NEFARIA PROTOCOLS, a three part crossover that continues in THUNDERBOLTS 44 and concludes in AVENGERS 34.

With all the different posts I have written since then I haven't had time to go back to that story but in the meantime I came across the entire original art for AVENGERS 34 and now is as good a time as any to post it.

dream team

dream stuff

dream links

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kurt busiek

another iconic encounter with count nefaria plus the korvac saga you know the first thing I always think about when I think about the avengers is george perez work during this era but especially on the korvac saga

this is the avengers omnibus I would go for even if it has some overlap with the marvel universe by john byrne omnibus

who is the sentry

angie griffin as black widow even better than scarlet johanson

Daimn, no disrespect to Scarlett Johansson but Angie is my choice for Black Widow and I bet her huge melons would turn Bucky into Fucky.

Quite literally because Disney had to sanitize it for the changed history in the MCU but in the original comicbooks Natascha Romanoff was Bucky Barnes' handler in the WINTER SOLDIER program and after he got a huge boner during a sparring session where Natascha was only wearing a g - string and pasties on her boobs ( she was hot off an undercover mission as a stripper ) she insisted on " handling " his spy sex training herself.

Her priority was to enable him to resist even the most perverted sex techniques of female agents to which she took a hands on - or rather a lips on and breasts on approach. And she was especially motivated that he passed the double breasted blowjob dick massage test by spy Ivana Suckyoudry to which end she subjected him to a deepthroat ejaculation marathon orgy making him squirt until he could not get it up anymore.

Once he graduated Sucker Cum Louder she made sure that he was well versed in all known sex techniques and could withstand all the positions of the Kama Sutra, Naranga Nanga, Joy Of Sex as well as a few dozens she had come up with on her own milking him like a breeding stallion during the insemination season until she had completely dicktamed Bucky. She also kept dropping in for unannounced weekend long oral sex tests even months after this part of his training had officially concluded.

Which is why when they brainwashed Bucky Natascha insisted to handle it personally so she could insure to erase all those taming sessions where she used her special ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino spy to relentlessly pound his pulsating member into submission. In the MCU movies the KGB used a machine to wipe Bucky's mind but in reality it was the Black Widow who literally slam - banged his brains out six ways to Sunday while almost humping her favourite sex slave into a coma.

On top of that she occasionally thawed him out without authorisation to use him as a living dildo to vent her frustrations after especially tough missions. And there were a lot so those isolated sex sessions became more and more frequent. Which accounts for the fact that when Bucky was first frozen by the russians he was Captain America's teen sidekick while when the Winter Soldier went up against Steve he was an adult.

Natascha's superiors soon wondered why the Winter Soldier's log showed so many unscheduled activations but because he never left the premises - since the Black Widow handcuffed him to her bed an rode his cock like a wild bronco - they chalked it up to the usual maintenance check ups.

If the Black Widow had a body like that in the comicbooks it´s no wonder that Captain America insisted on interrogating Natty himself after she defected to the West to find out if she was still spying for the russians.

In an undisclosed motel. For a few months. Daimn, maybe it´s just me but Natasha Romanoff lost a lot of sex appeal when she stopped being a russian spy who used her special KGB sex techniques to get intel from hapless american studs with huge horsecocks. It´s the same with figure skater Katarina Witt ( and what a figure : 40C - 24 - 36 ). Ever since the fall of the Berlin Wall and the reunification of Germany she lost a lot of her sex appeal. On the other side she did a few PLAYBOY shootings since then which we would not have gotten if she was still in East Germany.

Speaking of ultimate dicktamers I would love to " interrogate " in an undisclosed no - tell motel for a few months, Busenwunder Angie Griffin has been in a few videos as Black Widow and while we ( probably ) will never see Angie naked - at least as that character - neither are we going to see Scarlett do the full monty since she has gone on record that she will never get naked in front of the camera. Which is one of the reasons why I still haven´t seen the Black Widow movie. Not that it has to be an x - rated movie, but now that they have killed her off the only way they can make one is to go into her past. So it´s a safe bet the movie will also address her spy training which with female spies includes intensive sex training. Which could make for a few good sex scenes but taking into account Scarlet´s unwillingness to shoot any nude scenes and the SJWs stranglehold on Hollywood they will do their damndest to prevent that.

Again, not that it is the only reason to watch the movie but these kind of films can get depressing. So why suffer through all of this drama if the movie doesn´t even have a redeeming Monster´s Ball style sex scene ?