Sunday, April 16, 2023

A Star Spangled Sunday with Steve Epting

We have another unscheduled spotlight this time about Steve Epting's legendary CAPTAIN AMERICA run with Ed Brubaker that introduced the world - or should I say the comic readers - to the Winter Soldier since all the normies had to wait for CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE WINTER SOLDIER.

As to the genesis of this post, there I was just minding my own business and looking for some original CAPTAIN AMERICA / WINTER SOLDIER art to include in the part about all natural 46E - 27 - 38 cosplay Busenwunder Angie Griffin in the cult siren / pop culture trivia section of my RED SONJA / Frank Thorne spotlight post because as I have mentioned ad infinitum in my recent posts my old picture archive is in digital limbo.

Which means that I am practically starting at zero but since I always try to avoid posting material I already used in previous posts I went to the blog archive to see which original CAPTAIN AMERICA art by Steve Epting I have already posted and I was very surprised to find out that I did write about Ed Brubaker's run on CAPTAIN AMERICA a few times and I also did a few Steve Epting spotlight posts but it seems I never wrote about both.

Since I had already said all there is to say about the Ed Brubaker run on CAPTAIN AMERICA by the time I did my first Steve Epting spotlight post I kept mostly to his work on THE AVENGERS . Which includes one of my favourite parallel world where everybody dies stories The Gatherers which apparently had enough fans to get the omnibus treatment and I had the luck to recuperate at least that tiny part of my former comic collection when they were offered at amazon with a bit of a discount.

Anyway, coming back to the topic of this post longtime readers know that I don't like to do a Marvel Comics post right after another Marvel Comics post - and with RED SONJA , THE INCREDIBLE HULK's Crossroads , the Andy Kubert Psylocke spotlight and the Gambit spin - off post we already have four Marvel Comics posts in a row - but with the way things are going who knows if I can still access all the original CAPTAIN AMERICA artwork on Steve Epting's next birthday. In any case a CAPTAIN AMERICA spotlight post for Steve Epting is long overdue - especially since I could not write one on his last birthday - so there's no time like the present.

One last thing, while I titled this a Steve Epting post there may be also the odd page by Luke Ross or Butch Guice included who helped Steve Epting out when the dreaded deadline crunch loomed near. And now let's get to the good stuff back to a time when writers knew what Captain America was all about without turning Mr. Rogers into a Hydra operative.

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Now regular blog visitors might wonder what go go dancer extraordinaire Richelle Ryan is doing in this post since I already included her in my latest UNCANNY X - MEN BY ANDY KUBER Gambit WTF ? spin - off post .


Well, the thing is that the post has been deleted by blogger ( after being flagged as NSFW and almost immediately afterwards flagged as apt for all audiences which didn't give me many hints about what the offensive parts were or even if there were any offensive parts to begin with and this was all just a glitch in the matrix ) and since I have invested a lot of time and effort in the post I have submitted it again - this time hopefully without anything that could cause problems with blogger's regulations.


Now I am pretty sure the material about Richelle Ryan by itself is in SFW since I already posted it in previous posts without raising any red flags.


But since the way I used it or the context may be perceived as NSFW I decided to play it safe and cut it from the Gambit post just in case. 


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with first blood taking the top spot here are the other nine best action movies from 1982

While it has nothing to do with the topic of Today's post longtime visitors may remember that I posted the 1986 horror comedy ( ? ) TerrorVision a few times and all of them were deleted. So let's hope Brandon Tenold's cult movie review lasts a little longer. By the way, you could argue the movie does tie into our topic since the grandpa is one of those military boys who act like they still are in the army. Last but not least I don't know if I have mentioned it in previous posts but as somebody fixated on big - breasted blonde real life Power Girls I have to give a shout out to Busenwunder Jennifer Richards ( I could not find any information on her measurements so if you have any please let me know in the comments below ) who plays horror hostess Medusa and who can really give bra - busting 42E ( !!! ) - 21 - 37 Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark a.k.a. the horror hostess with the mostest a run for her money in regards to big knockers.

sonia edde in honour of the theme of the post brings the old red, white and boob .... I mean blue. Okay, she also brings the boobs ( and that's putting it mildly, DAIMN, that boob bounce in the last video, she really could have made a fortune doing porn ) but

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WE LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM : UNDER SIEGE 2 - THE BAD SEQUEL !

Looking for stuff about war movies or at least about the military trusty VIDEOBUCK presents another video store bargain flick with UNDER SIEGE 2 - called MAXIMUM ALERT 2 in Spain and RED ALERT 2 in Germany - which is a worthy addition since it performed way below the first part.

WE LOVE A GIRL OUT OF UNIFORM : ERIKA ELENIAK IN UNDER SIEGE !

Now one of the main reasons why it is not as good as the first entry is that it lacks an ultimate men milking machine like baywatchable natural born 34C - 24 - 32 stripper starlet Erika " Double E " Eleniak doing one of the best stripteases in movie history ( about which I wrote at length in my Steven Seagal birthday post from 2020 which also covers Pamela Anderson´s claims that Steven Seagal used Erika Eleniak as his personal blow up sex doll during the entire shooting of UNDER SIEGE as well as the behind the scenes sex marathons on the set of BAYWATCH so I´m doing the short version here ). Erika really shows some extraordinary skills which makes the fact that she never continued in that direction just more tragic. Daimn, the stripper career this girl could have had.


One of the most prominent sexbombs on this blog is without any doubt Erika Eleniak who boobed out extremely after she left BAYWATCH much to the chagrin of the show´s producers. So it´s no surprise that I re - posted her original cult siren entry in 2015 , in 2016 and also in 2018 .

DID STEVEN SEAGAL USE ERIKA ELENIAK LIKE A BLOW UP SEX DOLL ?

People always wondered if there was a rivalry between Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson and if that was the reason Erika Eleniak left that show.


There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - is closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate Steven Seagal wanted to put her bonerinducing body to the test on the casting couch.

" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got an erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. "

" I refused but Steven Seagal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll during the shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday. That´s how she got the role."


Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.

" I learned a lot on the shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "


Now this is a case of a lot of " she said / she said " and I don´t know who tells the truth and who is lying. So I am just going to list a few important facts and let my readers come to their own conclusion. Fact number one : various female co stars of Steven Seagal like Brenda Bakke have gone on record that he tried to use his position to get them to assume the position. Fact number two : it has been 95 percent confirmed that 90s erotic sexsation Shannon Whirry - who later became famous for doing it for real with her male co - stars on camera like in her movie Ringer - had to go through all of the positions for her debut role in Out For Justice.


Fact number three : Pamela Anderson has never denied that she partook in the behind the scenes BAYWATCH fuck marathons so it would be weird that she would lie where UNDER SIEGE is concerned but openly admit that she tested every male BAYWATCH cast member's dick at least once.

Fact number four : Erika also never denied to have participated in the uninhibited BAYWATCH boning marathons where all the guys took turns at pounding her into submission until she deepthroated Billy Warlock into becumming her willing sex slave with whom she also had a relationship in real life. Fact number five : Erika Eleniak not only was the Playmate Of The Month July in 1989 she also enhanced her boobs to the size of two giant twin torpedoes to get the 34C - 24 - 32 measurements that left horny viewers drooling and gave all her male co - stars giant erections.

Fact number six : Steven Seagal himself put the role of Jordan Tate into the script of UNDER SIEGE. Fact number seven : Gary Busey went on record that Steven Seagal was extremely determined to have explicit sex with Erika and that he constantly tried to add a love scene to the script so he could really get down and dirty. Whenever Gary was on the set he took her under his wing but he wasn´t always there to protect Erika.

Speaking of the bra busting BAYWATCH bimbos, among all the things I had to sell or give away to move to Spain were not only the seasons of Baywatch with Carmen Electra but also Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding .


Which was painful because I could not re - watch it and Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission.

I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 44D oppai all coconut shells look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the obligatory magical cleavage window.


As for Erika Eleniak, she appeared in a few movies like BEVERLY HILL BILLIES, CHASERS ( where she had some pretty hot scenes ) , THE OPPONENT, STRIKE FORCE a.k.a. THE LIBRARIANS and BORDELLO OF BLOOD ( which got censored beyond recognition in Germany ) but Erika never achieved the level of success Pamela Anderson did. Not even Traci Bingham managed that who is built like a porn star for crying out loud !

Then there is the tv movie Ed McBain´s 87th Precinct : Heatwave with Erika Eleniak as Detective Eileen Burke. I think I might have mentioned it before but with my unreliable memory I wanted to include it in this post if I didn´t. I think the series is a remake of an old black and white show .

During a heatwave the police are trying to catch a serial rapist who is working his way through the female populace and because Erika Eleniak is a walking wet sex dream her two - male - partners decide in true chauvinist fashion to use her as bait since she doesn´t let them bang her.


The good news is that the trap is successful at catching the criminal´s attention because who could resist Erika Eleniak´s banging hardbody ?

Sex offender or not. The bad news is that while Eileen´s partner are on a wild goose chase through the city the perverted perp pounds her into submission - not with his fists but his pulsating penis, penetrating the prolific playmate in a plethora of pornographic positions at his pleasure.

Naturally her partners are back when everything is over and because she is ashamed that she let a sex criminal get the drop on her like a rookie despite her police training and she let herself get raped she acts as if nothing happened ( plus if she admits what he did to her she would be taken off the case and could not get revenge ) making matters worse.

DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF : BANGING BUSTY BAYWATCH BITCHES !

Well, just two months ago I wrote a lengthy part about all things David Hasselhoff - from 1985's tv movie Terror At London Bridge ( where David co - starred with 40D - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau ) to his portrayal of the OG white Nick Fury in Nick Fury : Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D. ( where he appeared alongside brunette 40C - 25 - 35 oral sex addict Lisa " Lucky Lips " Rinna and blonde 38B - 24 - 35 bikini beachbody Sandra Hess ) and everything in - between like the obligatory KNIGHT RIDER video, an episode of Inside Of You with sexy 38B - 24 - 33 cult siren Angie Harmon who wanted to play She - Hulk in a movie and whose acting career was jumpstarted by David Hasselhoff who insisted that she auditioned for the female lead role in BAYWATCH NIGHTS after meeting her on a flight plus the mandatory part about BAYWATCH with a special spotlight on afro - american 40D - 22 - 32 aphrodite Traci Bingham - in the bonus section of my spotlight for Miss Bikini Korea 2019 contest winner Lim So Young .

But for some reason - was it laziness, foresight, dormant ESP or divine intervention - I didn't include the usual part about Erika Eleniak. Man, BAYWATCH really was big in the 90s and THE ultimate babe tv show.

No kidding. No other tv show had more actresses who were featured in PLAYBOY or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she guest starred in one of the episodes.


David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).


Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom 44E - 22 - 34 blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of BAYWATCH in an article from 2003 . Pamela admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion during the insemination season. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask nymfo Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come a - knocking. "

ALL DAVID WANTS TO DO IS ZOOM ZOOM ON ERIKA'S BOOM BOOMS !

I am not 100 percent sure that David Hasselhoff didn't get it on with his female co - stars because while he always insisted that he never agreed to the casting couch sex offers he got from the girls that does not mean that he never had sex with them once they were a part of BAYWATCH.

There are also insiders who claim that during the first year of the show the crew surprised David Hasselhoff with a special birthday gift : the mystery girl. This was a female cast member wearing only long black leather boots, long black leather gloves, a Robin style domino mask and a black dog collar and leash - for when things get intense - whom David would take for a test drive in his trailer before guessing her identity.

This soon became an annual birthday tradition and when it was Erika Eleniak's turn to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker she could not say no even though she was already slam - banging co - star Billy Warlock like a breeding stallion. It is not know if David recognized her right away or had any idea that it was Erika Eleniak but apart from Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Traci Bingham ( whom he turned into his nubian blow up sex doll and sexually assaulted on a daily basis ) this was the only time that he took five attempts to guess the mystery girls identity.

As for Erika Eleniak's experience it seems the combination of sex drugs and alcohol wiped her memory because when she was later asked by a girl what she remembered from the party she said that she must have blacked out after one of the guys gave her a drink - she suspected it may have been spiked - and that somebody must have had one hell of a time wearing his dick out because she could not walk for a week afterwards.

Thankfully her boss David Hasselhoff was very lenient in that regard and gave her plenty of time to recuperate even though she had to grant him a few sexual favours for that. Which strangely enough caused her a few flashbacks of getting her brain slam - banged out six ways to Sunday.

And for more on baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

Now there are some readers who have commented that I always write about the same cult sirens and while I do use a lot of the old " copy / paste " in my posts - otherwise it would take even longer to finish these post - but it´s been over a week since I moved back to Spain and in that time I have seen at last four movies with Steven Seagal on spanish tv.

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and since we are on the subject of the G. I. Joe cartoon POP CULTURE REFERENCES explains how the episode " The Viper Is Coming " taught an entire generation of kids about shaggy dog stories and

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Speaking about the breast tv show of the 90s I often fear for humanity's future but seeing Tik Tok Busenwunder Jackie Love a.k.a. Princess Jackie ( who would be a perfect guest star for a BAYWATCH type tv show as long as she gets to have at least one completely topless frontal nudity scene and one explicit completely naked sex scene ) shake her massive melons like there's no Tomorrow gives me hope especially the last one because " Tetona " doesn't even begin to describe it. Now that's an open invitation to a motorboat marathon if I've seen one. Sign me up, babe !

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