Monday, January 13, 2020

Traci Bangedhim or was it Erika Eleniak ?

It has become a tradition on this blog to do a post about Traci Bingham on her birthday since it not only gave me an excuse to post some pictures ( and later on some animated GIFs ) with one of my big tv crushes but also to write about Chris Claremont and John Byrne´s iconic run on UNCANNY X - MEN because I think Traci would have been great in the role of Storm.


But the last few years things have changed and instead a new re - post of Traci Bingham´s cult siren entry I included her in the bonus section of the posts with some links to her previous posts. Now if you are a regular reader you may have noticed that I have started to do some spin - off posts to shorten the regular post. And somehow these posts have been getting longer and longer especially when BAYWATCH babes are involved.


So to shorten my post about former Marvel Comics Editor In Chief Bob Harras , which was a spin - off post from my BRAVE AND THE BOLD 11 post which is a spin - off post from my latest post on Ann Nocenti and John Romita Jr´s DAREDEVIL run here is another spin - off since it seems that I still have something to say about Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson on BAYWATCH and their dispute over UNDER SIEGE. Man, one of these days I really have to make a MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE SPECIAL about UNDER SIEGE but for now you can check out Ben Bussey´s enlightening article about 20 Hard - Hitting Facts About Steven Seagal´s Under Siege on 80s KIDS .


By the way, for those who think that I am writing too much about Erika Eleniak and UNDER SIEGE in a post about Traci Bingham I just want to say that I think it is too much of a coincidence that the name natural born stripper babe Erika " Double E " Eleniak has in UNDER SIEGE is the name that Traci Bingham had on BAYWATCH. Especially since Steven Seagal wrote that part into the script. So who did he really want to get his hands on ?


Continuing with cult sirens, one of my favorite born for porn tv sex bombs of all times, nubian über sex goddess Traci Bingham ( or Traci Banghim like I like to call her ) celebrated her 52nd birthday on the 13th of January.


BAYWATCH was really big in the 90s and it is like THE ultimate babe tv show. No kidding. No other show had more actresses who were featured in Playboy or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she´s in - at least - one of the episodes.


David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting all those ultimate blow up sex dolls and playmates on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).


Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of Baywatch in an article from 2003 . Pam admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man I wanted and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking. "
 

People always wondered if there was a rivalry between Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson and if that was the reason Erika Eleniak left the show.


There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - comes closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate in UNDER SIEGE Steven Seagal wanted to put her body to the test on the casting couch.


" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got a huge erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. " 


" I refused but Steven Seagal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll during the entire shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday. That´s how she got the role."  


Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.

" I learned a lot on that shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many long hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "


Now you have to ask yourself if a skin flick regular like Pamela Anderson who openly admitted to have banged the entire male BAYWATCH cast silly - off camera - really would have a problem milking Steven Seagal dry. On the other hand it is a difference if you vent your uncontrollable nymphomanic urges on a well hung male co - star or let yourself be used by a sleazy actor / producer as his personal sex slave for the duration of a movie shooting.


Also Erika Eleniak not only was the Playmate Of The Month July in 1989 she also enhanced her boobs to the size of two giant twin torpedoes to get the 34C - 24 - 32 measurements that left all viewers drooling and gave all her male co stars giant erections. Who unlike the guys in front of the tv screens could do something about it. Erika was the big breasted queen of BAYWATCH and before she deepthroated Billy Warlock into becumming her personal sex slave all the guys took turns pounding her into submission.


She was in her prime during the filming of Under Siege so it´s no stretch that she used the superior sex skills she gained from the uninhibited BAYWATCH boning marathons where she was merciless drilled by huge, pulsating appendages to get the part of stripping playmate of the month Jordan Tate - which none other than Steven Seagal put into the script.


Gary Busey recalls that Steven Seagal was extremely determined to have explicit sex with Erika Eleniak and that he constantly tried to add a love scene to the script so he could really get down and dirty. So whenever Gary was on the set he took her under his wing but he wasn´t always there to protect Erika so she ended up as Steven Seagal´s newest sex toy.


" Erika Eleniak has a reputation as a world class blowjob champion which earned her the nickname " the human dickmilking machine " back in her BAYWATCH days. She is just inhuman when it comes to sucking dick and she can swallow even the biggest erections. She can unhinge her jaw like a boa constrictor and she goes to town on a guy´s boner for hours. So whenever there was a short break in the shooting Steven Seagal would back Erika in a corner in a secluded area and make her lubricate his dick. "


" One time somebody from the crew surprised them and Erika was on her knees with her giant boobs hanging out and you could see Steven had just exploded in her face. Everything below her nose was covered in cum and there were two thick streams of it coming out of Erika´s nose. It was running down her chest and there was a huge splash between her tits. "


" At this point it was no secret that Steven was slam - fucking Erika at every chance he got and during longer breaks he rushed her into his trailer for " script conferences " but you could hear that he was giving it to Erika in the worst way. Erika was known as a moaner from the set of BAYWATCH but Steven drilled her relentlessly in every orifice and made her a screamer. You could hear her scream at the top of her lungs and the reason why she had no dialogue in some scenes is that she was hoarse. " 


" Whenever there was a lunch break - which in Steven´s case lasted three hours - or after the crew had left for the day - Steven used and abused Erika like a fillipino prostitute. He really stretched out all her holes while making her assume all the positions from the Kama Sutra and a lot of the male crew snuck back onto the set to watch the midnight sex olympics. "



What lends further credibility to Pamela Anderson´s claim is that Steven Seagal is well known for trying to get sexual favors from female co - stars.


90s erotic sexsation Shannon Whirry - for instance - had her acting debut in Out For Justice and it´s no stretch to assume that the naturally stacked softcore sexbomb who later became famous for doing it for real with her male co - stars on camera like in her movie Ringer had to spread her legs like a professional prostitute and pump Steven´s schlong to get the role.


Coming back to afro - american aphrodite Traci Bingham, she almost was used like a nubian blow up sex doll by a horny producer of BAYWATCH :

" One of the producers came into my trailer because he wanted to see me in person. He asked me to put my red suit on, and wanted to look at me in the swimsuit. I don't know if it was a sex thing or a sexual - harassment type of deal, which I felt it was because he was looking at my 36D breasts intensely. He wanted to know what the deal was with my insanely huge breasts. When I told him that I was not padding my suit he didn´t believe me and said he had to make sure for himself. First he just kind of, like, touched under my breasts but then he slid his hands under my swimsuit and began to fondle my breasts. When he pulled them out and started to bury his face between them I could feel he was getting a huge erection. "


" When I grabbed him and shoved him out of my trailer he said he only wanted to make sure that I didn´t pad my suit but I´m sure that if I hadn´t stopped the pervert he would have assaulted me sexually. "


And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.



As you might have noticed this post is not as SAFE FOR WORK as my usual stuff - which is not very SFW to begin with - so I am including a few .... let´s say " riskier " videos which I would not include in my regular posts.



This is one I wanted to include for a long time but because of the subject of the video it never seemed to be the right time. The reason why I want to include this video is that unlike most of the videos about this topic it actually gives you helpful advice and instructions. Plus you can find more informative videos to improve your sex life / regular life on her channel.



Coming back to comicbooks, as far as I know there is no Baywatch comic - yet - so we return to Storm who also has been mentioned in this post.


Which is a spin - off from my Bob Harrass post which has a very big part dedicated to the X - Men. Anyway, I have another video about Storm that I´m keeping in hopes of being able to do my second post about Dave Cockrum´s groundbreaking run on Uncanny X - Men ( which will be all about Storm ) so here is a look at Storm´s look through the decades.



Deciding on a music video for this post was a bit difficult since originally I wanted to include one a bit raunchier than usual but those are better suited for other occassions. I was thinking about the 2 Live Crew but decided to keep the " blaxploitation " theme going with my favorite Lim Kim video, Kymnotyze with Dj Tomekk. Gib´s mir richtig ganz egal wo.



I know that we already have a cinematic video, in fact an entire movie with none other than Traci Bingham but while writing this post I fixed my SPECIAL BANDE DESSINEE MOVIE post and I just wanted to re - post the Iznogoud trailer for those out there who don´t know this movie exists.



Coming back to the X - Men part of this section, while I was looking for a cosplay video with Storm I came across one that explains how Jubilee spends her time away from the rest of the team : hard core clubbing.


Daimn, with those hip movements she never has any problems finding a well hung stud for a one night stand. No wonder Robin was so bummed when their realities were separated after the Access series : Jubilee was dicktaming him hard, pumping him dry with her patented pelvis thrusts.


Longtime readers know that asian girls are my kryptonite since they are natural born blow up sex doll, which is why I haven´t done my Jubilee cosplay post yet : I´m too afraid it will turn into porn. Speaking of asian penetration sensations, as a girl of chinese descent Jubilee has a tireless body and I can see one good aspect of the latest developments. Because now that she´s a vampire vixen she can party all night and sleep all day.




Speaking of everybody´s favorite teenage mall rat, Jubilation Lee was the viewer´s entry point for the 90´s X - Men cartoon ( and I guess a lot of viewer´s first tv crush ). Sadly there are no full episodes on YouTube, in fact I was lucky to even find this partial episode with the latin audio. One thing I liked about the later episodes is that it was not an adaption of the stories from the comics but a re - mix where they threw in everything including the kitchen sink. I mean, who wants to watch a cartoon show where he gets the same stories that he has already read in the comics ?



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