Sunday, August 02, 2020

A DD Donnerstag with Hugh Hefner - finale

I know that I already said in my last post that this was going to be the end but I just couldn´t squeeze all the remaining playmates in one post so we are going into overtime. And if you have missed any of the previous posts click here for part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 , part 5 and part 6 with more playmate puppies and giant gazongas than you can shake a boner at.


So this will be the definite final part of my homage to Hugh Hefner, the man. the myth, the legend although I might do a bonus round with some of the cult sirens that appeared inside PLAYBOY I haven´t featured yet.


Because as always I found some of the best pictures while doing the research but we´ll have to see if it is enough for a post of its own.


We start the month of December with a bang on the 2nd with another double whammy. Born in 1966 we have Renee Tenison and the Playmate Of The Month in November 1989 not only became the first Playmate Of The Year of afro - american descend in 1990 the 36D 23 - 32 sexbomb also has one of the best bodies to ever grace the pages of that magazine. Fun fact : her twin sister Rosie was still working in a normal job when Renee already had become Playmate of the Year. Thankfully she realized one day that she looks exactly like her sister and tried her hand at modeling posing together for PLAYBOY and appearing in some of their Sexy Sisters videos.


Rosie Tenison was also on Flex Appeal with hawaiian / chinese / irish fitness guru Kiana Tom ( whom you can find in part two of this series ).




Our second playmate anniversary from December the 2nd - in 1967 this time - is a sad one since another quintessential 80s playmate, 32E - 22 - 34 Sharry Konopski is part of our Dearly Departed list. She was chosen as the Playmate Of The Month in August 1987 and was known for her exceptional beauty and possibly the best all natural breasts in all of PLAYBOY history.


She also was into a lot of stuff I like, pizza and hot rods, and from what I could read online she was a straightforward person who called it like it is.


Sadly she was injured in a car accident in 1995 which left her permanently paraplegic ( paralyzed from the waist down ).  From her website: " I wrecked my car and had to be airlifted to Emanuel Hospital in Portland, OR. For six weeks, I had a sucking chest wound and my right lung collapsed and the t - 9 and t - 11 vertebrate had burst fractures in my spine with massive bruising to my spinal cord leaving me paralyzed from the waist down. I am not able to keep the muscles tight enough to stand or walk but I do have sensory. So, I can feel for the most part, thank God ! "


This did not stop her from posing for PLAYBOY again in March 1997 and she still looked amazing. Sharry continued to model, and appeared in videos geared towards " devotees " of paraplegics and amputees. Sharry passed away with 49 on August the 27th 2017 after a long battle with cancer.


On December the 3rd we have 34E Sexbombe Sylvia Leifheit who posed naked for the german PLAYBOY in September of 2019. Longtime followers of the blog are probably familiar with her since I often mention Sylvia - as well as natural born stripper starlet Yasmina Filai ( whom we covered in the previous part of this countdown ) - in connection with Die Rote Meile, which is the show sexy Sylvia is best known for. At least in Germany.


The series was named after the red light district of St. Pauli in Hamburg and was a sequel to The King of St. Pauli. It followed the lives of pimps, prostitutes and strippers but they were all portrayed like regular people not like in american tv where people from this walk of life are always horrible people. Anyway, I watched every episode because they had a very easy concept : one strip in every episode not interrupted by commercials.


Daimn, that girl really has the prototype of the heart shaped ass. Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that . And there were some on Die Rote Meile as I found out when I tried to find the names of the best strippers. Yes, only the " real " actors are mentioned in the cast meaning those with a speaking part which tells you which place some women still occupy in Today´s society. So if anybody out there knows the name of the living blow up sex doll with the big melons below put it in the comments.


Anyway, one of the best strippers of the regular cast is Sylvia Leifheit who has a secret identity in the series as she plays the typical devoted wife by day, secret stripper by night. Sylvia made me realize two things : firstly, while I usually don´t go for skinny chicks she is just oozing so much sex appeal that I would do her in a minute. And second, hair color can really make a difference because her character in the series is actually a blonde and despite having the same stunning figure as a blonde she´s kind of - meh - looking while as Luna with the black wig she´s a real firecracker !


So far we haven´t had an Andy Sidaris related playmate but luckily on December the 12th there is 34C - 24 - 34 Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott who starred in Return To Savage Beach .


Besides that Carrie Westcott has also appeared in Voluptuous Vixen , Playboy Sexy Lingerie IV - Dreams and Desire , with Tawni Cable and Fawna MacLaren in Wet & Wild - The Locker Room , with Barbara Moore and Donna Perry in Wet & Wild - Hot Holidays , with Patricia Ford and Julie Cialini in Wet & Wild - Hot Holidays , with Patricia Ford, Julie Cialini and Shae Marks in Wet & Wild - Hot Holidays , at the pool with Stacy Sances , in a video called Every Man´s Dream and in this unknown photoshoot .


I know that it is a common superstition that 13 is an unlucky number but in this case it is quite the opposite since we have a veritable playmate trifecta on December the 13th. We start in 1928 with the late 39D ( !!! ) - 25 - 35 bra buster Eve Meyer who was not only a high profile pin up model in the 1950s but also the Playmate Of The Month of June back in 1955.

Eve is best known for being married to one of my personal heroes, film maker Russ Meyer and playing the lead role in Eve And The Handyman.


Behind the camera Eve was the producer or associate producer of Lorna, Mudhoney, Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill !, Motorpsycho, Mondo Topless, Common Law Cabin, Good Morning and Goodbye, Finders Keepers Lovers Weepers, Vixen, Harry Cherry & Raquel and Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls. She was however not involved in my favorite Russ Meyer movie UP !


Meyer’s 1976 comedy thriller UP ! was co - written by Roger Ebert and contains Nazis, lesbianism, rape, buggery, a backwoods sheriff, piranha, kinky sex - and that’s just the first 10 minutes ! The movie offers a lot of very graphic sex scenes which are highly erotic, well photographed and stunningly edited. The female cast members all engage with the outdoor, sunny California countryside, but under a spell of kinetic blankness like sex machines gone wild especially Janet Wood who not only has a name made for porn movies if I ever heard one but also one of the best scenes with her on - screen partner Robert McLane who was a homosexual in real life.


I have read that homosexual actors are often used in straight porn movies because they can pound a woman for hours without risking to climax but Janet Wood doesn´t look like a woman who cares if her sex partner will squirt as long as she can milk him dry. So either she rode him like a woman possessed because she could vent all her pent up sexual frustration or she worked herself into a frenzy trying to put him on the straight path again.


In any case with a name like Janet Wood she was predestined for explicit sex scenes and her nymphomaniac urges got the better of Janet because she has never acknowledged her nude work in this film over the decades.


Now besides possibly being the first Russ Meyer movie I saw in a cinema another reasons why it´s my favorite - besides the bevy of hot sexbombs like Kitten Natividad or Marianne Marks in the cast - is the lead actress.

The gorgeous Raven De La Croix with an exotic name and a body which can only be a true gift from the gods, stars as Margo Winchester, one of Meyer’s strongest female characters. Constantly victimized by most men, yet refusing to play the victim, spitting out her lines in a Mae West - type drawl, Raven De La Croix and her bountiful figure totally steal the movie.


Totally nude and usually running around outdoors for most of the film, De La Croix is incredibly sexy and funny. She had done lots of modeling by 1976 and appeared in UP! after coming to terms with the fact that she had to perform nude scenes and graphic sex scenes. According to De La Croix, she really went all out for this film, destroying her feet while running through the desert, almost sacrificing her life during the drowning / rape scene, and unknowingly being body doubled during some of the more questionable sex scenes ( I wonder where they found the body double ).

Raven De La Croix looks like a real life Wonder Woman and it´s a shame there never was a Wonder Woman movie with Raven in the lead role.


The former blow up sex doll template played the role of ├╝berbusty horny amazonian princess in the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick The Lost Empire. I wrote a bit more about her in my first Justice League Casting Alternates .


And while I have mentioned some of the well endowed actresses from his cult movies like 39D playmate Eve Meyer , 44F Busenwunder Uschi Digard or natural born indian 42F stripper Raven De La Croix in various posts I have only written solo cult siren entries for two of the greatest Russ Meyer muses : Haji and Tura Satana . Tura´s post is mostly about the cult movie Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! ( The Devil Women of Tittfield in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio.



People ask me how I decide whom I include in this section because there is probably at least one playmate birthday every day and my criteria is simple : only the ones I know and where I have something to say ( and hopefully some picture that is safe to post on the blog ). If I have to look her up that means I don´t remember her and she won´t be mentioned.


That´s definitely not the case with our next candidate for December the 13th, busty, luscious and voluptuous stunner Marianne Gravatte. Believe me, once you have seen her nude pictures you will never forget her. Her body is absolutely mind blowing which makes the fact that she almost didn´t pose for PLAYBOY because she was too shy even more incredible.


Born on December 13, 1959 in Hollywood, California, Marianne graduated from Arcadia High School in 1978. Gravatte was not only the Playmate of the Month in the October 1982 issue of PLAYBOY, she also became the Playmate of the Year in 1983 thanks to her bonerinducing 34D - 21 - 32 measurements. Marianne posed for a bunch of PLAYBOY special edition publications and appeared in several PLAYBOY videos so I got to see plenty of her and she may be responsible for my obsession with bikini tan lines.


With her dream body it´s no surprise Gravatte made guest appearances on Matt Houston in the aptly named episode The Bikini Murders and The New Mike Hammer as Brenda in the episode titled Dead Man´s Run. Moreover, Marianne not only graced the cover of the 1985 album Invasion of Your Privacy by Ratt, but also was featured in the music videos for Ric Ocasek's Something to Grab For, Zebra's No Tellin' Lies, and Ratt's Lay It Down.


Gravatte eventually got married and has three children. Marianne Gravatte and her husband own a sports bar in Huntington Beach, California.


Our third and final candidate from December the 13th - in 1961 this time - is 34C - 23 - 33 real life Power Girl Karen Witter and I didn´t see her first in the pages of PLAYBOY but in the episode Kill Devil of the series Mickey Spillane´s Mike Hammer. Now I know that I use the term " real life Power Girl " quite often but Karen Witter looks so much like Power Girl in her - sadly too short - scene that it seems like she is auditioning for the role.


Naturally I wanted to find out who this ultimate blow up sex doll was but it took me a few years because - as it couldn´t be any other way - she was uncredited. It was through sheer luck that I found out her name is Karen Lorre, formerly Karen Witter, she was Playmate Of The Month of March in 1982, and was on the PLAYBOY cover in March 1983 and SPORT & FITNESS.


At the time she became a Playmate, Witter was attending the University of Hawaii in Honolulu. She soon made the transition to acting, working on tv in guest spots on series like Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer - in the episode below where she was uncredited - and also in the episodes Bonecrunch as Deborah and Satan, Cyanide and Murder as Lucille ( 1984 ).




Karen also had bit parts on Trapper John M. D. ( 1986 ), Cheers ( 1988 ), The Vineyard ( 1989 ), The X - Files ( 1995 ), Sabrina the Teenage Witch ( 1998 ), NYPD Blue ( 2000 ) and Malcolm in the Middle ( 2001 ). She also appeared in the movie Another Chance ( 1989 ). From 1990 to 1994 Karen had a contract role as the 4th Tina Lord on ABC´s soap opera One Life to Live, for which she was nominated for a 1991 Soap Opera Digest Award for Outstanding Female Newcomer in Daytime. Karen Witter later appeared as Nemesis in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, in the seventh episode.


Karen married TV producer Chuck Lorre in 2001 ( hence the name change to Lorre in the IMDB entry ); they had two children and are now divorced.


I hope you´re ready to get some Stratusfaction because on December the 18th we have our first wrestling hardbody in this post with 34C - 24 - 34 fitness model, Sexbombe and WWF Diva Trish " The Sex Dish " Stratus.


While Trish Stratus never won any fitness competitions, long before she stepped into the squared circle, a lot of us saw her in MUSCLE & FITNESS.


Trish Stratus ( born Patricia Anne Stratigias on December the 18th 1975 in Richmond Hill, Ontario ) is a former canadian fitness model and semi - retired professional wrestler ( on September 17th, 2006 after winning her 7th Women's Championship ). She´s the first in WWF history to have held the Women's Championship seven times, three more than the four reigns of Lita and the four recognized title reigns of The Fabulous Moolah. She is also one of only four women to have held the Hardcore Championship.


As a fitness model, Stratus has been on the cover of major health and fitness magazines such as MUSCLEMAG, FLARE, and TOTAL WOMEN´S FITNESS. She also released a calendar series called " Dream Team " with fellow model, Stacey Lynn. As a sports entertainer, she was proclaimed the " Diva of the Decade " on the WWF RAW X Anniversary Show . She was voted " WWE Babe of the Year " three times between 2001 and 2003.


We have our second Andy Sidaris playmate on December the 20th with Wendy Hamilton who became the Playmate Of The Month of December in 1991 thanks to her statuesque 5 foot 10 inch 35D - 24 - 36 porn star frame.


She's since followed in the footsteps of her predecessor Pamela Anderson by acting in straight to video sextaculars that feature, among many other things, her incredibly long legs ! Being a former playmate, Wendy has been nude in just about every film she has been in. Guess she's typecast as hot and naked, which is a good thing. A highlight is Ski School 2 but you have probably guessed that my favorite movie with Wendy Hamilton is The Dallas Connection a.k.a. Deadworks by cineastic mastermind Andy Sidaris .


Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.


And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .


We finally have a super hero related anniversary on December the 23rd with 34C - 23 - 35 Joan Severance, star of BLACK SCORPION. For those who have never heard of BLACK SCORPION I have written at length about all of the movies, the tv series and the comicbooks in my post on busty b - film queen Joan Severance who finally got a cult siren entry in 2018. I also wrote more about the other cult sirens who were on the BLACK SCORPION movies and tv shows like  34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36C Playmate Of The Year 1997 Victoria Silvstedt, 36D Playmate Of The Month in August 1986 Ava Fabian ( whom I featured in my tribute post to EC Comics Joe Orlando ), 38B twelve time PLAYBOY cover girl Sung Hi Lee ( whom I featured in my post about James Robinson´s brilliant STARMAN series ), Patricia Ford, nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim , Lisa Boyle , Michelle Lintel, Alison Armitage, Athena Massey or the always present 90s soft sex legend Shannon Whirry and obligatory Becky Mullen in my second FEMME FATALE FRIDAY post about Will Eisner´s THE SPIRIT .


We are staying with movie sexbombs on December the 26th with 36A - 25 - 35 sexpot Tahnee Welch, the daughter of famous sex symbol Raquel Welch and like with her mother I haven´t done a cult siren entry for her yet.


We are going into full wrestling knockouts mode for the rest of the post starting on December the 27th with Joan Marie Laurer a.k.a. Chyna who passed away in 2016. She has been in PLAYBOY pictorials numerous times thanks to her extremely augmented 40E ( !!! ) - 32 - 36 measurements.


I remember that when she first appeared on the scene she really was The Ninth Wonder Of The World as she was one of the first women who could take on the big boys. At first she looked more like a dude but later she had a more feminine physique. She did some porn movies but I can´t say much about them because I never watched them. Not because I wasn´t interested in seeing her naked but from what I have seen the production values on those were pretty low ( except maybe for the SHE HULK parody ) and it seemed more being a case of I am young and I need the money than really doing something deserving with her. Speaking of which, the tv studios sure knew better that someone with the qualities of Chyna does not come around very often so she appeared on a plethora of tv shows.


Closing out the post on December the 28th is former 34D - 26 - 34 PLAYBOY model and the TnA iMPACT Wrestling Dollhouse´s main blow up sex doll Taryn Terell who started out as a referee for the knockouts division and I have to say that her referee uniform is still my favorite of all her outfits.


Especially Taryn´s bonerinducing short shorts were a sight to behold.


Whenever Taryn slid across the ring on all four it made just want to jump on top of her and ride her firm butt to Laramie like they say in Germany.


Terriffic Taryn Terell hasn´t gotten her own cult siren entry yet and so far I only get to mention her in my posts about hot korean knockout Gail Kim .


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Saturday, August 01, 2020

A DD Donnerstag with Hugh Hefner - part 6

This is the last installment of this year´s homage to real feminist Hugh Hefner, the man, the myth, the legend and if you have missed any of the previous posts click here for part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 and part 5 with more playmate puppies and giant gazongas than you can shake a boner at.


Although I might do a bonus round with some of the cult sirens that appeared inside the pages of PLAYBOY magazine I haven´t featured yet.


Because as always I found some of the best pictures while doing the research but we´ll have to see if it is enough for a post of its own.


We are starting this final lap of sensational sexbombs by bringing out the big guns ( both figuratively and quite literally ) on November the 4th with megabusty Petra Verkaik, Playmate Of The Month in December of 1989 also known as the most published woman in PLAYBOY´s entire history.


Petra who was also voted Playboy Lingerie Readers´ Choice Model of the Year 1997 not only could have easily starred in a Russ Meyer movie with her - all natural - 37HH ( !!! ) bust she DID actually star in a movie with Kevin Bacon. But her biggest claims to fame are her Lara Croft video that was all the rage on the internet and serving as a blueprint for John Byrne´s version of Jennifer Walters a.k.a. the Sensational She - Hulk.


Which was the last good version of the comic we got. Back then She Hulk was a fun character who was having real relationships and real sex but it was not always so emphasized like it was in later versions. There were some instances where it was a big part of the story like in the famous issue where a sleezeball managed to get some nude pictures of She Hulk while she was sunbathing topless and printed them in his adult magazine.


Or when John Byrne put the graphic in graphic novel when a bunch of S.H.I.E.L.D. goons kidnapped her and forced her to strip by putting a gun to her boyfriend, Wyatt Wingfoot´s head. But that was just the realistic part of the story about what happens when a bunch of horny secret agent rogues get hold of an ultimate sexbomb like She Hulk with giant melons.


They also made her undergo various physical exams and it is pretty clear that they took turns putting her body to the test after several full cavity searches. I mean although SJWs have done their best to turn her into an unattractive men hating propaganda tool for their war where she almost looks like her cousin she IS supposed to have the body of Petra Verkaik.


The current writers at Marvel just don´t get the character of She Hulk and when somebody tells me they are doing an okay series I quickly remind them that under John Byrne´s penmanship it was one of their bestsellers.


In fact this was one of the first series I had on a subscription. Because before that I didn´t even have a subscription. My faithful readers have heard the story a few times but for all who are new on the blog I first discovered that there was something called the international press which sold american comic books in bigger railway stations in Germany during a trip to an aunt. Soon afterwards I found one in Stuttgart and I went there to buy as many american comic books as they had and my budget allowed.


Well, I was always asking about if the newest titles had come in or why some of my favorite books were missing and I pestered them so long that they finally decided to give me the contact information of the comic shop where they got their comics. So I made my first comic subscription which at the beginning were two titles, The Sensational She - Hulk and West Coast Avengers, both written and drawn by John Byrne. Ah, good times.


Yes, the art on the book has not always been as good as it could´ve been over the years but that´s Marvel´s own fault because if you ask any artist which female Marvel character he would like to draw She Hulk is always in the top five. And all the writers keep changing her constantly : she went from a woman who enjoys sex to a hussy who has sex with the Juggernaut and then into a nun who denies her wild sex orgy with the Juggernaut.


If writers proclaim in interviews that She Hulk looks like a prostitute ( I am always surprised what big experts where hookers are concerned Marvel´s writers are ) and that she was only created to have sex with Hulk - who is her cousin mind you - I get the impression that maybe Marvel should not hire so many hillbillies for whom it is natural that guys have sex with their relatives to write their books. In the last She Hulk series I read she looked like she was made out of legos and Dan Slott didn´t understand her either.


Because that man has some deep problems. He tried to convince the readers that Jennifer Walters is mentally ill because she prefers to be the She Hulk instead of Jennifer Walters. And let me ask you : if you had the chance to be a better stronger more attractive version of yourself with no negative side effects - like Bruce Banner has when he is the Hulk - would you really stay like you are ? And then he comes up with a crazy story that somebody else used She Hulk´s body to have sex with the Juggernaut .


And dont get me started on the can of bs where he turned longstanding Avengers member Starfox into a sexual predator. I mean, I have enjoyed a few of his stories but recently I was looking for a good pre - SWJs - turning - Squirrel - Girl - into - a - chubby - dyke picture when I came across some issues of his first Great Lakes Avengers series and I was appalled by the amount of verbal abuse he heaps on other comic companies, his readers ( which are the people who pay his bills ), his employers and comic writers in general. Which means he hates himself since he is a comic book writer.


Coming back to Petra Verkaik, writing this section always reminds me of things and sometimes younger readers can learn a thing or two. Like that - coming back to SJWs - before she was remodeled to her new politically correct look Lara Croft used to be megastacked to the point where her boobs could easily put the lead actress in a Russ Meyer movie to shame.


Which is one of the reasons why Petra Verkaik´s Lara  Croft video made such a big splash on the internet. Lara Croft had giant gazongas in the video games but we hadn´t seen something similar in real life and the plot of the video - a goon ( or maybe more than one goon because Lara could probably overpower one easily but if there were more than one she had to give in to their demands ) gets the drop on Lara and makes her strip - is what we all dreamed about. Come on, just like we would all make She - Hulk undress who would not seize the chance to get Lara Croft naked ?


Besides over a dozen PLAYBOY videos and her appearance on Married with Children buxom Petra Verkaik starred in rather obscure movies like Pyrates, Speedway a.k.a. The Last Road or Love Potion Number Nine.


Continuing on November the 18th we have 34E - 22 - 35 Playmate Of The Month in October 1991, Cheryl Bachmann and besides being featured in various PLAYBOY videos and mags she appeared in an episode of Renegade as a Ring Card Girl and was one of the contestants in the Bikini Open 4


Next we have two of the biggest sex goddesses not only of Hollywood but also in pop culture. The first one on November the 20th is buxom Bo Derek who was the wet sex dream of entire generations of men and her perfect 36C - 23 - 36 measurements set the bar all other women tried to achieve.


She appeared in a few movies when I was a teenager but the one that really put her on the map and forever cast her as the true gold standard of bodily perfection all other women strove for was of course " 10 " the comedy with Dudley Moore in which she played - well, a perfect 10 .


I don´t know how common it was to rate women on a scale from 1 to 10 before the movie but afterwards ALL men were doing it. Only from that moment on 10 meant Bo Derek. Yes, when I was in school she was the biggest erotic movie star with photos in in all the men´s magazines like PLAYBOY or LUI. I remember that I went to see BOLERO in the cinema which back then all guys in my class did. The movie was not that great in hindsight but it was all Bo Derek all nude. What more could you want ?


I´m not sure if I also went to the theater to see that awful TARZAN movie which was in full effect of the downward spiral of her career. I mean Bo Derek was also fully naked in that one but unlike BOLERO the rest of the movie just dragged it all down. Strangely enough what was the beginning of the end for Bo Derek was the start of Miles O´Keeffe´s movie career.


Now you might not think that there are many connections between perfect 10 Bo Derek and comicbooks and least of all Chris Claremont´s mutant universe but she almost starred in a Dazzler movie as Alison Blaire which was nixxed because of the financial desasters Bolero and Tarzan by her husband and director John Derek. And no matter what the story of the movie would have been or the film´s quality getting to see Bo Derek in a silver bodysuit alone would have been worth the price of admission.


We have our second silver screen sex goddess on November the 22nd with Jamie Lee Curtis, one of the entertainment section regulars and besides her cult siren posts I listed below I also mentioned Jamie in my MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE special with Arnold Schwarzenegger and most recently in my MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE WITH EDDIE MURPHY SPECIAL post . Her topless scene in Trading Places earned her the nickname " freezeframe " as her scenes in such movies like Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to Jamie´s erection guaranteeing 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.


But Jamie was not always a sex symbol and started out in horror movies like Halloween and The Fog ( which also starred cult siren Adrienne Bareau about whom you can read more in this brand new spin - off post ) where she quickly became very famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens. Although she later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs had busted out.


Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity. Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her nude body. A lot of other actresses auditioned for the role and while I could definitely see Demi Moore in that part ( who is the number one in my  Top Movie Stripteases thanks to her spectacular performance in Striptease ) or even Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Geena Davis, Rosanna Arquette, Madonna, Jennifer Jason Leigh and possibly Lea Thompson or Sharon Stone I thank God that it wasn´t given to Emma Thompson, Melanie Griffith, Debra Winger, Anette Benning or Joan Cusak.


I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one post with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 which has lots of spectacular GIFs.


We are bringing the latin heat on November the 24th with cuban MILF sexbomb Aylin Mujica, star of such telenovelas like Marina or Sin Tetas No Hay Paradiso ( Without Tits There Is No Paradise ). Like all latinas Aylin is especially well endowed in the butt area and thanks to her 36C - 23 - 35 measurements and an ass that just won´t quit she was destined to fame.


I did a lengthy post about her four years ago but I never did a re - post.

Mainly because I already said all there is to say about this hot tamale and while I still have a plethora of pictures that I still have not posted I am not sure if that warrants a new post. I have however added a lot of bigger and better animated GIFs to her old post so you might want to check it out.


Things stay exotic on November the 27th with Playboy's Playmate of the Month in June 1986 Rebecca Ferratti who is of panamanian, spanish, italian, french, english, swiss and german descent. I wrote a bit more about her movie career in my post about Joe Staton´s GREEN LANTERN .


Thanks to her 34C - 24 - 34 measurements Rebecca was in quite a few PLAYBOY videos like Playboy Fantasies - Femme Fatales but she mostly kept her clothes on in her movies so her nude sex scenes in Hard Vice - where she stole the scene from Shannon Tweed - are rare exceptions.


She was especially wasted on the GOR movies because you think that you can´t do much wrong with Rebecca Ferratti in the lead role of a scantily clad barbarian chick on John Norman´s planet Gor which is mainly dealing with subjugating women to be perfect sex slaves through BDSM practices.


Speaking of sex slaves, one of the things I love about writing these posts is that I always learn something new and life is stranger than fiction as while doing the research for this post I learned that Rebecca Ferratti joined one of the sheik´s of Brunei´s harem as the new main attraction.


According to some girls they were given high doses of illegal sex drugs and dicktamed during marathon sex orgies by giant monstercocks but Rebecca Ferratti has denied all such claims. And while she admits that the sheikh was trying to play mind games with her and tried to break her spirit she says that during the sheikh´s parties no sex was allowed. Now she never claimed that she never had sex with the sheikh or one or more of his guests. Nor did she elaborate further how he tried to break her spirit or if it wasn´t also her hardbody he tried to break. Or better tried to break in.


In any case, I´m no expert on these things and according to what I read there are some things that lend credibility to Rebecca´s version of the happenings. First up, Rebecca loves riding - not only riding well endowed studs and making them squirt until they are dry but also horses - and she played polo while she was in Brunei. Which is considered a very manly sport down there so as strange as it may seem to us a lot of the sheikh´s invited guests who had heard about this saw her as manly - even though she is a playmate with a body that can get any breeding stallion erect.


Secondly Rebecca Ferratti is a very athletic woman with a martial arts background so it is highly unlikely somebody could force himself on her - unless it would be more than one person or if they pumped her full of sex drugs without her notice. In any case, you can read more details about the whole scandal in this article by Jeane MacIntosh at THE NEW YORK POST but I don´t think anybody pays this much for a woman and doesn´t have sex with her. Especially if he pays her to become part of his harem and the girl in question is a living blow up sex doll like Rebecca Ferratti. 


We continue with men who pay playmates for sex with our first candidate for November the 28th in 1967 which is Anna Nicole Smith who was a prime candidate for my Search For Power Girl series at my old boob blog.


She did get naked in her PLAYBOY videos and the skin flicks Skyscraper and To The Limit but I would have loved to see her giant gazongas in a movie with Dolly Parton. That would have been pure double D heaven. It could have been a spin - off from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas with Dolly Parton as the Mom and Anna Nicole Smith as the nymphomanic daughter.


With her 41E - 26 - 38 measurements Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith was born for porn and daimn, she would have been a heck of a Power Girl !


Which must have been what 89 year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall was thinking when he married the then 26 year old Playmate Of The Month of May 1992 and Playmate Of The Year 1993 in 1994. His family was probably not very thrilled about this since they assumed she only married him for his money which she planned to inherit as soon as possible by having lots of freaky sex with the old guy in as many positions as you can think of.


Of which horny J. Howard Marshall probably was aware from the get - go.

This must be the absolutely best way to go : after getting filthy rich you marry a young and flexible blonde Playmate Of The Month with giant 41E boobs whose only goal in life is to kill you with sex. Who knows to which endurance testing hardcore sex orgies the overinflated living blow up love doll submitted the lucky guy - we only know that it took her thirteen long months to succeed. Man, that was probably the best year of his life !


Anna Nicole Smith didn´t last much longer either with her untimely death in 2007 but instead of engaging in all the negative gossip and rumors about the steady decline of her film career I want to remember her at her best.


It´s back to exotic beauties as our second candidate from November the 28th - this time in 1971 - is the buxom and shapely 34E - 23 - 34 stunner Karin Taylor, Playmate Of The Month in June of 1996 a multicultural mix of jamaican, brazilian and chinese descent. The astonishing fashion model / dancer is one of the few actual lifeguards that appeared on Baywatch .


We are closing the month of November on the 30th with Dian Parkinson, a recent addition about whom I wrote a feature in my first post about the Hostess Fruit Pie ads from Marvel Comics . I had absolutely no idea who Dian Parkinson was or that she provided the breast two reasons why most viewers watched The Price Is Right between 1975 and 1993 religiously.


And the reason why I didn´t know her is that like the Hostess Twinkie fruit pies The Price Is Right is something I never experienced - like a lot of other game shows with ultimate sexbombs and my only chance to discover them is purely by accident and through the wonders of the internet.

And it´s not like I can say that much about Dian Parkinson since up until Yesterday I didn´t know she existed. So I have to rely completely on what I found out on various internet websites and I have to say I am really disappointed with imdb because you might think that as somebody who had one of the longest tenures on The Price Is Right they would have more information but they don´t even have a decent biography for her.

So I am trying to piece one together here for future reference. Born in Jacksonville, North Carolina Dian won the Miss District of Columbia USA title at age 21 and competed in the Miss World USA 1965 pageant where she placed fourth runner - up. The same year she won the Miss World USA contest and went on to represent the United States in the international Miss World contest and was first runner - up to Lesley Langley of the UK.


That year she also traveled with the Bob Hope USO Show performing in Vietnam during late December and served as the Queen of the Bob Hope Desert Classic golf tournament. But Dian´s big break came in 1975 when she landed the coveted position of one of Barker´s Beauty model on The Price Is Right. I did a little research and apparently there was a plethora of well shaped hostesses ( man, Today everything is about hostess one way or another ) although double D Dian was one of the most popular ones.

Which must have had something to do with the fact that the producers of the show knew pretty well why people watched The Price Is Right and used every excuse to put Dian´s booming ( one hundred percent all natural !!! ) 36D - 23 - 37 beachbody in a bikini or at least a swimsuit.


I mean, there really were a lot of jacuzzis, whirlpools, tanning lamps, sail boats or just bikinis that were given away as prizes and every time there was a trip to an exotic locale - or just about any place on the world - they just whipped out another tiny bikini which often could not fully contain Dani´s impressive talents, much to the delight of her numerous male fans.



The bikini barrage continued until 1993 when she left the show and in 1994 she sued The Price Is Right host and executive producer Bob Barker for sexual harassment regarding daily forced sexual acts in the late 1980s.


According to Dian Parkinson she had to spread her incredibly long and perfectly shaped legs like a fillipino hooker and let Bob use her as his personal blow up sex doll if she wanted to keep her job and he dicktamed her hard for three years, slam - banging her brains out six ways to Sunday.

Now some writers on the internet make it seem like this didn´t happen and that Dian made the whole thing up as a revenge because she was fired from The Price Is Right but I don´t think that the women who come forward with these kind of claims make them up. For that they still have to endure too much humiliation and also it wouldn´t be too far fetched.

With such a sex goddess like Dian Parkinson being constantly in tiny bikinis who wouldn´t take the opportunity to put her porn star bod to the test ?

In any case, the lawsuit was withdrawn in April 1995 because it became too costly for Dian and had already taken a heavy toll on her health. But The Price Is Right´s loss was PLAYBOY magazine´s gain as they decided it was time for a 47 year old nude model and the rest is history as they say.


Parkinson was the cover girl of PLAYBOY in December 1991 and again in May 1993, appearing in nude pictorials in both issues. She also appeared in a feature newsstand publication entitled PLAYBOY Present Dian Parkinson which led to taped appearances in PLAYBOY Celebrity Centerfold : Dian Parkinson in 1993 and PLAYBOY´s Celebrities in 1999, both featuring Dian.



Okay, I said this would be the last part and I really tried to squeeze all the remaining sexbombs into one final, orgiastic squirt session but we already are at the limit and we only covered the month of November. So there will be another post and maybe the bonus round. We will see how this goes.

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