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This post was supposed to go online Yesterday but since I decided in a fit of megalomania to wrap up SAL BUSCEMA MONTH in style with another spotlight for the one, true Spider - Girl May " Mayday " Parker I spent Yesterday ( at least the little free time I have left ) preparing this post.

In any case, I always say " Better late than never. " so we are starting the month of March in style. Now this not being my first Spider - Girl post there was of course the question how I could make this post special ?

Since it was for SAL BUSCEMA MONTH it naturally was going to have to feature art done by him so we could skip all issues where Pat Oliffe did the art or where Ron Frenz was the penciler but in which he was inked by somebody else than Sal Buscema. This still left me with a lot of art from different issues and at first I thought about doing a post about all the other teams Spider - Girl encounters in the MC2 universe ( not to be confused with the MCU ) but that felt like I would be taking the spotlight away from Spider - Girl. So we will have to do an MC2 spotlight at some other time. Then I thought how about doing a post with Spider - Girl's greatest hits and most impressive action sequences and splash pages ?

But while I started selecting pages for that post I couldn't help noticing that some of the pages highlighted a certain part of May's anatomy in a most arousing way. Now longtime followers of the blog may remember that this is not the first time that the spider butt is the topic of one of my posts as I did a special post in 2015 in answer to the controversy about Milo Manara's VARIANT cover for Spider - Woman ( it wasn't even the regular cover that sparked all the hate ) and the claim that he only drew her in such a sexist pose because she is a woman and that artists would never depict the male Spider - Man in such a way featuring covers from Spider - Man's entire history where Peter is proudly showing off his derriere like he just don't care on the cover. Also readers with an even longer memory may remember that Spider - Girl barely made the top five of the Spider - Babes in my COMICBABE BATTLE list but that I have mentioned time and time since then that she ( and also Silver Sable ) may get ( no pun intended ) a higher ranking if I did the ranking Today solely based on the quality of her ass - ets especially when she is wearing the black costume that highlights her long legs for miles that go almost up to her chin ( and which she can spread better than the best phillipino prostitutes ) but more importantly May's perfect bubblebutt even more.

That said, just because her butt is out there doesn't mean that the pages in this post are not also impressive action sequences and great splash pages so in a way I am doing both. As we have had quite the number of Spider - Girl posts - the last one back in 2022 - I don't have to mention that this series was one of the few spider - books published by Marvel Comics that still felt like Spider - Man during on of the darkest times in Spider - Man history. I know that a lot of people don't think too highly of Tom DeFalco as a writer but he has written quite the number of series I really enjoyed like THOR with Ron Frenz , FANTASTIC FOUR with Paul Ryan , Spider - Girl also with Ron Frenz and Pat Oliffe and a lot of books in the MC2 universe so for me he is a great writer. One of the things I look for in a writer is if I want to read the next issue and Tom DeFalco really delivers for me on that one. Also going over all the issues of the different series I realized just how much I have forgotten about what happens in the series and I really got a hankering to read it again but I don't know if the complete series is available in print form. As far as I know they never made an omnibus or an Epic Collection for Spider - Girl.

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Now I hate to bring up the awful Madame Web movie ( which I have only watched in the background because it was on spanish tv but even so it was not very entertaining ) because the cast included all natural 40D ( !!! ) - 24 - 33 Busenwunder Sydney Sweeney who was completely wasted.

I mean it really takes a lot of effort to have such a real life Power Girl in your movie and not steal every scene she's in but somehow they did it.

Ultimate men milker Sydney Sweeney is the center of attention in every environment with her giant melons as she proved in spades at the 2005 Grammy Awards where she delivered the breast moments of the event.

What I can't understand is that they already had a living blown up sex doll like Sydney Sweeney under contract and didn't just go ahead and make a Spidergirl movie with her as the main star. She would have been perfect for the role and they could even make it for an adult audience.

Besides the fact that Sydney was obviously born for starring in porn films they would not have to worry about her willingness to get completely naked in front of a camera like some of the other contenders in past castings for a comicbook movie because if there is one thing Sydney is known for - besides her stunning body that can give even the gayest monk a giant erection - it's her spectacular and often extremely graphic nude scenes in tv shows like EUPHORIA and movies like THE VOYEURS where you can see Sydney Sweeney in all her uncensored nude glory.

As usual I am not familiar with EUPHORIA as I obviously live under a rock when it comes to newer tv shows although I have been aware of Sydney Sweeney for quite some time as the YouTube algorithm at least made me aware of her appearance on James Gordon's late night show where she presented her spectacular boobs to a drooling audience. But like always I couldn't use the video right away and so it got shelfed and because there are always ten things I have to do at the same time I forgot about it and my memory is so bad that I can't even tell you how she popped up on my radar again. Now while I don't know much about EUPHORIA ( which is the reason why it may take some time to include the usual links ) you might think that on a show with such a plethora of explicit sex scenes the male actors would insist on method acting. Especially with such ultimate dick - drainers like Sydney Sweeney or Alexa Demie but according to Sydney herself the whole things is not as stimulating for the actors as for us.

As Sydney - who has gone on record about her very realistic nude scenes and is very outspoken about the double standard of nudity in Hollywood where male actors are often praised for their willingness to get naked in front of a camera which often leads to getting awards while women are put down for making the same choice ( thankfully that has not deterred her from getting her sex freak on and what is even better she promised more nude skin to come - no pun intended - in the future as long as they are true to the character and serves the overarching narrative of the project ) - has mentioned in many interviews she is a stout advocate of making actors feel safe and comfortable while filming intimate scenes and the actress / producer is a big advocate of intimacy coordinators.

Which is something I hadn't heard of before but it makes a lot of sense because while we all may have these ideas about filming sex scenes with an ultimate men milking machine like Sydney Sweeney who really knows how to pump a guy dry to the last drop in reality it is a job that requires a lot of choreography and the scenes are more technical than romantic.

Because there are people staring at her, there are pads between them, there are nipple covers and weird sticker thong all up in her butt ( but thankfully not all the time as we have gotten to enjoy some full frontal nudity scenes with Sydney Sweeney over the years ). Now this job of intimacy coordinator might be what I should be doing because they have to carefully choreograph every intimate scene and go into detail about how it plays out to make sure that all the actors feel comfortable with what is asked from them. As both - producer and resident stunt cock - I would of course insist of rehearsing all of the extremely explicit sex scenes with such an ultimate sex machine like Sydney Sweeney myself.

Now in past posts I have mentioned that with other cult sirens I would relocate such intimate activities to a five star hotel at an undisclosed location for the benefit of the girls who are safe from the crew taking turns at dicktaming them afterwards. It goes without saying that I would try to get the special " taming suite " with the soundproof bedroom so that we don't disturb the other hotel guest when these sexbombs scream at the top of their lungs when I slam - bang their brains out six ways to Sunday and six days until Sunday in a penetration sensation marathon.

But with somebody who has already done as many sex scenes - and very explicit ones at that - and is such a pro when it comes to spreading her legs like a fillipino hooker and ride huge schlongs all the way to Laramie - how they call it in Germany - I don't know if she would agree to such an extensive squirt marathon if I don't have a good motivation for Sydney.

And while the whole thing would be extremely satisfying for me Sydney would see it as just a job. On top of that if there was any taming to be done it would be done by Sydney who would have me squirting buckets like a damn fire hose through the night until I can't get it up anymore.

One thing I can't get over with ( but which happens with a lot of drop dead gorgeous stars ) is that this particular deepthroat world champion - who really knows how to wear out a dick with ye olde " pop till you drop " routine does not see herself as a sex symbol. Granted, for Sydney those bonerinducing scenes are not very glamourous but since she got pretty big boobs at a young age - which at first got her a lot of ridicule from her female classmate but that quickly turned into envy as Sydney drew the unwanted attention of all her horny male classmates and quite a few teachers - and has been very accepting of her body ever since those days she must be aware which effect this has on males when she gets naked.

I mean, she brought hundreds of pupils to tears when she became part of the math club and the robotic team instead of the theatre club - where they were hoping to drill her in Gustave Flaubert's " Madame Bovary " - or the movie club - where they had already invested in new cameras to film the porn version of the classic " Deep Throat " with Sydney Sweeney.

The jocks were likely disappointed that she was on the snow slalom team, the baseball team and the soccer team instead of being " head " cheerleader ( with a big emphasis on the head part as in oral sex as in deepthroat sex doll ) for which she was nominated by the girls on the cheerleading squad who were anxious to get a break. As we all know, the main function of the cheerleaders is not to cheer but to bear the brunt of the horny jocks sexual assault during the post game victory parties in order to prevent those serial - rapists - in - training from gangraping all bigbreasted classmates, parents or teachers that are not quick enough.

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For me the only reasons to watch Renegade are the many hot sexbombs who frequently guest star on the show like PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month for May 1994 and frequent Andy Sidaris actress , brunette 44E - 23 - 34 bra - busting XXL blow up sex doll Shae Marks who appeared as a mega busty lingerie model ( Duh ! What else ? ) in episode 17 of season 5 Sex, Lies And Activewear ( about whom you can read more in my latest EC Comics post about Al Feldstein ) but most of all Lorenzo Lama's ex wife natural born 38C - 24 - 36 stripper super star Kathleen Kinmont .

She is hampered by the restrictions of tv censorship but if you want to see her turn into a total nympho slut without any sexual inhibitions check out The Corporate Ladder which also sports skin flick veteran Meilani Paul, all natural 34C - 23 - 33 Playmate Of The Month February in 1995 Lisa Marie Scott and 40B - 25 - 36 Bond girl Talisa Soto . Man, talk about a quartet of ultimate sex goddesses who can pump any cock dry.

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