Usually I don't believe in coincidences but it has been exactly six years since my last post about ROM SPACEKNIGHT written by Bill Mantlo and illustrated ( for the most part ) by Sal Buscema so it is definitely about time we make another visit to the idyllic town of Clairton, West Virginia.
Now regular blog visitors may have noticed that my second post on Sal Buscema's run on THE INCREDIBLE HULK with inker Joe Sinnott where the Hulk - with a bit of help from his cousin Jennifer Walters a.k.a. She Hulk - fights the cyborg Arsenal was slapped by a NSFW block and I have no idea why. If I had added my usual cult siren shenanegans which can often be risky I could understand it but so far I have only added material from comicbooks that have been approved by the Comics Code Authority in 1983 and some videos that are freely available on YouTube without any age restrictions. So I have no idea what the problem could have been. At the moment I have re - posted the post and I hope everything works out.
Even if it didn't start out that way. Going back to my first ROM post - just to make sure I don't repeat myself - I have written what an unexpected surprise it was to find issues of the series ( together with issues of other Marvel Comics like SHANG CHI, MASTER OF KUNG FU or Hero Comics CAPTAIN THUNDER AND BLUE BOLT ) at the newsstand at the Monrepos bus station in Ludwigsburg where I always made a stop going to school - or later to work - and which became my main source for comicbooks as well as movie magazines, nudie magazines, books, trade paperbacks and countless numbers of JOHN SINCLAIR and other horror pulp novel series.
Now I also mentioned that you could always find plenty of issues of ROM SPACEKNIGHT in the dollar bins - which I think Today would be called " reading copies " which sounds just ridiculous to me because why would anybody buy a comicbook if not to read it - at comic conventions. And when I say conventions I mean mainly the International Comic Salon that took place in Erlangen every 2 years and went from Thursday to Sunday.
Now for those readers out there who have never bought comics at a con or have never been to a comic convention that last four days a little bit of explaining is in order. Because I started really collecting ROM like most people. When you are at a comic convention that lasts four days there comes a time - usually around the third day - where you find you have a lot of time on your hands and nothing to do. Maybe you plan to go to an art exhibition, a panel discussion, get something signed or original art by some of your favourite artists. Whatever it is you have to wait and you have already seen everything, been to every booth to fill the gaps in your collection ( back then every comicbook collector worth his salt had a list with all the numbers he was still missing that he carried with him at all times because you never knew when the occasion to fill those gaps would arise ) and then there is this series that pops into your head from which you saw a lot of issues in the dollar bins that looked interesting enough that you go another time to see if you can get a complete run.
And then when you are back at the hotel room - or if things don't work out that well - back home you get to read the issues and then you really like them. So you try to get those missing issues - if you could not get them all at the convention which then turns into an obsession and it takes you many years to find the last few issues to complete this run.
And then you have to sell them all years later when you move to Spain.
And you give up on ever being able to read the book again. And that is when fate decides that it has finally punished you enough and intervenes so that Marvel Comics finally reprints ROM SPACEKNIGHT - in three neat omnibus hardcovers. Of which I have managed to get the first one which in turn will be the issues that you will see original art from in this post.
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schlefaz dollman vs demonic toys with 40C - 25 - 35 Ueber cougar Tracy Scoggins and
we already had the episode of schlefaz with dollman as well as the full dollman movie in the german dubbing in last year's LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES CHRISTMAS post as well as the full dollman vs demonic toys movie ( sadly with an age restriction ) in my latest post about Dick Dillin's tenure on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA which focuses on Wonder Woman about so here we have the crossover between dollman and demonic toys once again with tracy scoggins
You can say what you want but that is one lady who does get around.
Of course Tracy Scoggins really caught my attention wearing bikinis that were so skimpy that it's a wonder they passed the tv censors ( maybe it was because in the 90s bikinis were big on tv shows like The Bikini Open or maybe Tracy had a deepthroat session with the board of censorship behind closed doors ) as Daily Planet gossip columnist Cat Grant ( who was co - created by Marv Wolfman and Jerry Ordway ) on Lois & Clark.
SUPERMAN'S GIRLFRIEND TERI HATCHER : THE BEST THERE IS ...
of Lois & Clark, The New Adventures Of Superman with my favourite Lois Lane in live action, not so desperate 38C - 22 - 33 former cheerleader Teri " I'm not a stripper ! " Hatcher .
Teri is still the gold standard when it comes to portraying Lois Lane since she was the first actress who made it believable that Superman chose a mortal over such ultimate sexbombs like Wonder Woman or Big Barda .
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During the Bronze Age the character of Lois Lane made the transition of a woman whose only goal was to trick Superman into marrying her - who just happens to be a reporter - to a bonafide reporter and she frequently went undercover to get the scoop. In the tv show they did a bit of that but with a wet sex dream like Teri Hatcher on the job they could have done much more if they didn't have to deal with tv censorship. There could have been a story where Lois and Clark pose as a criminal couple in the vein of Bonnie and Clyde and to make it more convincing they put on a sex show for the horny gangsters who are secretly observing them.
Of course they hit a snag when they find out that the boss of the outfit used to have a fling with the woman Lois Lane is substituting - and when I say fling I mean that he slam - fucked the slut's brains out six ways to Sunday with his giantsized horseschlong - so to keep her cover Lois has no other choice than to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll.
Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her incredible body and dancing skills.
Speaking of Tango & Cash it is often cited as one of the most 80s movies of all times which should be no surprise since it came out in 1989 and so caught the 80s at their height but also gave you a taste of 90s excess. It goes without saying that the exotic dance by Teri Hatcher - who really knows how to do those high kicks - alone is worth the price of admission.
Daimn, with those legs for miles and her pornstar body Teri could really inflict some serious damage and I bet there were many special late night rehearsals where she pumped Dean Cain dry to the last drop making him squirt like a fire hose again and again and again until he could not get it up anymore. Teri drove him insane and completely wore his schlong out.
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At the moment my EC Comics library is extremely limited : besides the spanish edition of the first volume of Weird Science and the third volume from the EC Comics Library - Weird Science I only have two Biblioteca Grandes Del Comic pocket books from Planeta DeAgostini ( which are black and white reprints like the spanish Biblioteca Marvel pocket books ) : Classicos Del Terror - The Haunt Of Fear 15 ( which is the last issue ) and Classicos Del Suspense - Crime Suspenstories 1 ( which is the first issue and includes my favourite Johnny Craig EC Comics story The Sewer from Crime Suspenstories 5 and you can find the story in my EC Comics Johnny Craig bonus post from 2020 ), the EC Covers Artist Edition, the EC Comics sampler Choke Gasp ! The Best Of 75 Years Of EC Comics and the reprints of Tales From The Crypt, The Vault Of Horror and The Haunt Of Fear from Gladstone Comics that I used to pad out the boxes when I shipped some comics I could not sell to Spain which I can't bring myself to throw away no matter how beat up and battered these issues may be.
As a big fan of EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35.
I didn´t write any EC Comics posts in 2019 but in 2020 I wrote a post in honor of the late William Gaines with stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly " Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got a spotlight post - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein and two about Johnny Craig .
In 2021 we had the obligatory William Gaines tribute in 2022 I did an Al Feldstein spotlight for Halloween, another Halloween post in 2023, two more Halloween posts in 2024 and in 2025 and last but not least a post about EC Comics war comic anthology titles like FRONTLINE COMBAT and TWO - FISTED TALES because my Lady Death versus Purgatory post got blocked until kingdom come by blogger. And I don't know if it was the combined boobie power of these buxom bad babes or the horny nympho succubus from hell thing with Purgatori that got the post NSFWed hard.
Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.
One of the artists who got the famous MAD Magazine off the ground and running with Harvey Kurtzman was Will Elder and if you are interested in comic history, good satire comic magazines or just good art you should check out those early issues - you can read my spotlight post on him .
Now besides being a master at cartooning and bringing slapstick humor to the printed page Will Elder was very adept at depicting the female form which probably was a very big factor in MAD´s rise in popularity.
Will Elder´s faible for drawing sexy women was also the reason why Harvey Kurtzman chose him to bring one of his most famous creations to life : PLAYBOY´s LITTLE ANNIE FANNY, a spoof on LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE.
WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS or ANDERE LANDERS, ANDERE TITTEN
Together with her sister, blonde 40B - 25 - 35 beach body Audrey Landers - who was of course best known for her role of Ashton Cooper on Dallas and Val Clarke in A Chorus Line - 40C - 24 - 35 Judy Landers was one of the hottest commodities of that time. They knew how to squeeze their talents and could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole.
Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.
WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN
The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is a poor version of Nikki since she got her tits inflated. But back to the Landers.
These blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.
Of course it goes without saying that Judy would play the tit - ular and tittilating character of Little Annie Fanny - with a big emphasis on the " tit " part although because of the size of her bonerinducing chesticles all males call her Big Annie Fanny - since she is without question the hotter.
Don't get me wrong, they both have incredible pornstar bodies but while Audrey has the prettier face Judy's body ranks a twelve out of ten while Audrey is clearly a ten plus. And while Audrey has those " bedroom eyes " that drive men crazy Judy has " sex eyes " which means that she knows you want to bang her brains out six ways to Sunday and she is going to milk you dry until you can't get it up anymore, it's only a matter of time.
Plus, Judy has those pronounced cheekbones a woman only gets after decades of oral sex especially extended deepthroat sessions. So clearly Judy would play the kind of role she has made a career of : the busty blonde with an insane body that can multiply the sales of any adult magazine without even trying and a heart of gold who is not too bright and who guys take advantage of and who always ends up loosing all her clothes while horny perverts take turns drilling every orifice of her body.
Now Audrey on the other hand has a more sophisticated look so I doubt she could play the part of the dumb blonde even if she tried so she is written smarter than Judy. In the comic strips Little Annie Fanny has a sidekick called Wanda Homefree who is clearly the brains of the outfit but I would like to cast Audrey as Little Annie Fanny's sister even though I don't think she has a sister in the comics. Anyway, this would not be the first time something is changed for a comicbook movie adaption and that is my prerogative as the movie director. Plus it's only a mental exercise.
We could call Audrey Landers character Little Audrey Fellatio and what little her character would lack on the physical side - only in comparison to her sister Judy mind you - she would more than make up for with her sheer sexual aggressiveness, a degree as a world - class oral sex - pert who graduated at Deepthroat University Sukka Cum Louder and her photographic memory of all sex positions in the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga, Joy Of Sex plus a few dozens she came up with on her own.
So Audrey would be the smarter one who would always instigate the sex orgies and naturally she would whore her sister out so Judy would have to bear the brunt of the sexual assault while Audrey gets to cherry pick the studs with the biggest schlongs and the most endurance whom she could dicktame merciless at her leisure to become obedient sex slaves.
Although I don't think that would take a lot of taming because who would not want to be the sexual slave of a horny Audrey Landers in her prime ?
AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOT BACKFIRES
In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.
They thought it would help the direction of their career and the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to mature roles.
Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.
Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to live a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters.
There was more about the Landers sisters in a recent post but because that part got longer and longer I gave them their own cult siren entry .
Men milking machine Tracy Scoggins was also part of franchise Babylon 5 by none other than J. Michael Straczynski, acclaimed writer of series like RISING STARS and MIDNIGHT NATION ( and you can find my list of Top 5 Comicbook Series By J. Michael Straczynski in this Gil Kane post from 2016 ) especially the tv movie River Of Souls where she wears lingerie.
Now in the erotic skin flick movie Alien Intruder from 1993 tittilating Tracy Scoggins gets completely naked playing a sadistic nymphomaniac big breasted computer virus who hijacks a virtual reality sex program to slamfuck some lucky guys to death. Tracy was perfectly cast for this as she could draw inspiration from her vast sexual experience in real life.
Another main attraction of Babylon 5 - at least for the male audience - is Commander Susan Ivanova played by brabusting brunette 36B - 25 - 38 science fuck - tion cult siren Claudia Christian although I heavily doubt she was allowed to wear an outfit as skimpy as this one on that show !
Claudia wore that little number on the undeservedly underrated film The Hidden delivering a surprisingly professional and raunchy striptease that not only helped the movie gain a loyal male following over the decades based on Claudia's participation ( some people even go as far as Claudia's bonerinducing striptease is the only reason the movie is still shown on tv ) but also earned her a top spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list .
Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !
She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.
Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only deepthroat nymphomaniac Claudia Christian milked his horsecock dry until the last drop in a hidden motel. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .
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The only noteworthy thing about this movie is the participation of 34D - 26 - 35 Penthouse Pet Samatha Phillips who holds the record for getting her pictures published in the most countries. Sadly she doesn´t play the lead and is completely wasted in this film as she has no nude scenes.
She was put to much better use playing Samatha Maxx, the busty blonde with the high squirt factor in The Dallas Connection ( also Deadworks ;).
Sadly she was only in one Andy Sidaris movie but you can see her naked in classics like Hot Springs Hotel, Passion Cove, Bedtime Stories, Fallen Angel ( which is in no way related to the Angel revenge movie franchise ), The Regina Pierce Affair, Passion´s Obsession and Sexual Malice ( ! ).
As my regular blog visitors know I am a huge fan of the late Andy Sidaris.
He was THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHO IS WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez, 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain, Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or also Dona Speir to name just a few.
So the newer blog visitors might want to check out this spin - off post from 2019 with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol as the 40C Busenwunder emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. While many Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez, Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir, Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique " Men Milker " Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of " Tutti Frutti " girls.
Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing that post. I recently included a whole slew of new ones but those were just for compilation and mixes while these new ones were not only for entire episodes - which are very rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer. Some of them even included my favourite Tutti Frutti Sexbombe ( the one in the middle ).
Sadly all those download links are no longer valid but you can find a lot of videos from the original show Colpo Grosso including full episodes on this channel. Of course the videos have an age restriction on YouTube.
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