TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN

As promised in our first part of our special Halloween double feature here is the full original artwork by the great late Gene Colan for issue 37 of THE TOMB OF DRACULA which picks up right from where we left off.

Since I am a bit pressed for time because I want to get this done before midnight I am not going to say too much so I don't spoil anything for new readers but I just have to mention that we are going to get more of one of my favourite supernatural Marvel Comics characters in this who had just been hinted at the end of our last issue. I am of course speaking about nobody else than psychologist Jericho Drumm a.k.a. Brother Voodoo a.k.a. the houngan from Haiti who first appeared in issue 169 of STRANGE TALES and was co - created by Stan Lee , Len Wein and John Romita and Gene Colan was the artist on his appearances in that title.

it's vodoo brother

dracula stuff

dracula links

dracula videos

gene colan interview

history of brother voodoo

I had the first marvel comics horror omnibus which is a huge sucker even for an omnibus and I got it dirt cheap

heroes vs vampires

doctor dracula

anybody remember the blade tv show

forever knight part five

spiderman the animated series

spiderman the vampire queen

megan thee stallion interviewed by yung miami and daimn yung miamis boobs look like they are ready to explode she should do porn movies

megan thee stallion part two music videos

megan thee stallion music videos behind the scenes

megan thee stallion saturday night live

megan thee stallion live

halloween cartoons

little dracula too

mil mascaras blue demon blue angel and el rayo de jalisco vs zombies

halloween havoc 1997

thunder in paradise

dragons heaven there are versions with a higher quality on youtube but this is the only english dubbed version I could find

bruce lee king of kung fu

bonus movie fist of fury

bruce lee lives documentary

bruce lee in comics

in the first part we had vampirella here we have the german porn version originally published by weissblech comics the series has found a new home at zauberstern comics who also publish mykros and savage dragon

roger corman feature

roger cormans not of this earth most people only know the remake with traci lords

Today's generation knows Traci Lords from such guest stints like MARRIED WITH CHILDREN or the first Blade movie with Wesley Snipes which is getting more exposure now that they are trying to do a new film. For people from my generation Traci Lords gained worldwide fame as the cool chick who had her boobs done and lied about her age to do porn with 16. Traci was one of the big porn mega stars during my teenage years because of her youthful looks ( no wonder ), her tittilating twin torpedoes and penchant for oral stimulation especially deepthroating.

Her soft, full lips were just made to be wrapped tightly around a rock hard pulsating erection and suck it for hours without mercy until the lucky stiff squirts his brains out while screaming her name ( at least they scream something sounding like her last name ) at the top of his lungs.

Even the best animated GIF doesn´t come close to the real thing so here is a clip from Traci Lords´ second appearance on Married With Children.

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traci lords in shock em dead

ten things elvira and the movies

halloween repost elviras haunted hills german dubbing

Starting out as a showgirl, go - go dancer and stripper with 17 ( she lied about her age to get the gig ) who met Elvis Presley Elvira seemed to be destined to become a pornstar or hooker since her body could multiply the sales number of any gentlemen's magazine without breaking a sweat.

On top of that her huge melons were just made to be wrapped tightly around a throbbing rock hard erection and massage it until it squirts like a freaking fire hose. Man, if only I could have met Elvira in person when I was in my sexual prime, I cannot imagine all the fun we could have had.

Her twin torpedoes and my dong would have been the best of friends.

Elvira did two movies but for my money the first one Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark is the superior one. The only thing that could have improved that film would have been if they had included some explicit sex scenes where Elvira has to go up against some Urotsukidoji II : Legend Of The Demon Womb like sex demons / tentacle monsters with giant schlongs.

Likewise if I had been the director I would have included an alternative ending where her evil uncle wins and keeps Elvira in his magic dungeon where he dick - tames her with sex magic like a cheap blow up sex doll all night long - every night. Until she becomes his submissive sex slave.

And once her horny uncle has turned Elvira into his newest sex toy he would use her for conjuring the most perverted demons, devils, trolls and other tentacle sex monsters to celebrate a witches sabbath during Walpurgis Night where they use Elvira and a slew of other big breasted witches, vampires, demons and succubus like cheap blow up sex dolls.

Now one of the reasons why I decided to include Elvira once again in this bonus section is that since I mentioned the hentai series Rinkan Club in an earlier post it only occurred to me later that this could be another addition to Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark to give the movie a darker tone.

Because we could expand on Elvira's ancestor Morgana's backstory that one of the reasons why she was such an outcast was that there was a Rinkan Club like secret society that used young blow up sex dolls for their perverted sex marathons and that they used and abused Morgana for an especially long and gruelling penetration sensation weekend party.

Elvira's great - aunt tried to resist them but knowing she was a witch they bound her with iron and slam - fucked her brains out seven ways to Walpurgis night without mercy. Also since she was a witch they had no pangs of conscience about drilling every orifice of her body in the most brutal way as they were convinced to deal out the lord's punishment.

After this traumatic experience Morgana tried everything in her power to disband the secret society but to no avail since all the powerful people in town - including Elvira's uncle - were members and were not willing to give up on this cheap excuse to use and abuse every big breasted, long legged chick in town like a phillipino hooker whenever they felt like it.

The scenes with Morgana could have been played by Cassandra Peterson without her signature Elvira make up demonstrating that she is a capable actress outside of her more famous Elvira persona. Plus there would have been plentiful occasions to showcase her ultimate pornstar body in extremely explicit sex scenes which I am sure all her fans would eat up.

Elvira is one of the famous Busenwunder on the blog where I always tell myself that I have to do an updated version of her cult siren entry - especially around Halloween which really should be just called Elvira's Christmas by now - but never get around to actually do it. As for comics with Elvira, The Mistress Of The Dark I never had any of the classic ones just a few of the issues from Claypool Comics and I had started to read the newest series from Dynamite Entertainment because I decided that I need more Elvira in my life. But as the series progressed more and more of the issues were left out of the orders in favour of more important series so some huge gaps were building. Then I had to sell my entire comicbook collection and I haven't had time to get any new issues with her since. One of these days I'll have to check them out on the internet.

13 nights of elvira shrunken heads

elvira comic special

elvira omnibus

forgotten halloween tv specials

elvira on the fall guy october the 31st

the ketchup vampires narrated by elvira

cassandra peterson interview

germanys version of elvira

der kleine vampir neue abenteuer folge drei

john sinclair

oana andoni new videos full episodes

for some reason amanda lear has been showing up a lot in my youtube suggestions lately as a young lad I never knew if amanda was a girl or a dud as because of her deep voice there were a lot of rumours she was a guy who either was dressing up as a woman or had undergone surgery to become a woman for decades

cant have halloween without scooby doo sadly there are not that many full episodes on youtube but heres a compilation in german that also includes some looney tunes and tom and jerry

brother vodoo

francis ford coppolas dracula

el vampiro

in search of dracula

samantha arteaga

extranormal

videobuck

mausoleum

tv anthologies

the twilight zone monsters

With all the work I have had this month writing eight new posts when my plan was to work on my old unfinished posts instead I haven't had time to include more videos of mexican 34D - 23 - 35 Busenwunder Danik Michell since my second spotlight post for Mike Kaluta's covers from DC Comics famous horror anthology title HOUSE OF MYSTERY . Which was probably for the best because these are the last videos with Danik Michell I had ( in fact I even had to go back to the YouTube channel where I found them because I did not have enough videos for the usual five pack and lo and behold thankfully they had uploaded some new ones ) and it would have been a real shame if I had not been able to include Danik in this post.

But don't worry, these are just the last Danik Michell videos FOR NOW and it only means that we have to wait until they upload more videos with our mexican man milking machine. I still have a few more full shows of SNSerio with Danik Michell but I will also wait with posting these until I have more highlight reels of Danik Michell because I am not sure there will be more new shows of SNSerio on the YouTube channel.

Now circling back to the reason why I wanted to include mega busty Sexbombe Danik Michell in this post is that while I writing ( or better said copy / pasting since if I really write everything in my posts from scratch I would have over 300 unfinished posts instead of only a few more than 150 ) the part about my ideas for a possible Elvira prequel movie with her great - aunt Morgana that Danik Michelle would be also a perfect candidate to play that role or even slip into Elvira's famous black costume since she has more than enough to fill out her iconic cleavage.

We could either have Morgana as the protagonist or a young Elvira and the setting for this movie or this tv series would of course be college.

Why college you may ask.

Well, because that is the time for most women when they get freaky and experience the most with sexual positions and multiple partners. If you look at the statistics up to 60 percent of women experiment with sex toys during their college years, almost 20 percent have their first lesbian experience in college and a lot of them fall under the famous lesbian until graduation category, up to 78 percent of female college students have already had experience with oral sex and the number climbs up to 85 percent until the end of the first semester with a very high emphasis on deepthroat sex and giving double breasted deepthroat dick massages.

Going on around 36 percent of women in college have sex with multiple partners and have their first gang bang experience. Which reminds me of a hentai video I watched the other day where a woman goes to her old ways of filming adult sex videos in secret because she doesn't want her husband to find out what an absolute nymphomanic sex freak she is.

Because in college she joined the film club and as she was the only girl in the film club and already had the body of a Playmate Of The Year the members - pun intended - shifted their focus on filming porn videos with her as she often had ejaculation sensation orgies with multiple partners.

There is an old friend from those days - who is her pimp in the present and films and sells her sex tapes - who after one especially wild sexual encounter with some guys very vividly recalls a day in college during which they first filmed a video where she had sex with five guys at the same time and for the rest of the day - and night - they took turns slam - fucking her brains out. And it is very much implied that during the course of her college education she had sex with every member of the film club at least once. I mean with that alone we would already have enough material for a few episodes of Danik Michell doing what she was born to do and that does not even include any experiences as a cheerleader.

Because the whole team spirit let's cheer the boys on schtick is all very nice but everybody knows that the real purpose of the cheerleaders is to learn how to spread their legs wider than a phillipino hooker so they can endure the adrenaline charged sexual assault of the jocks during the post game victory parties / sex orgies where the out of control athletes who are at their peak sexual performance take turns - or tag team - dicktaming all cheerleaders, female students or big breasted teachers who were foolish enough to enter the locker room after the game ends.

Now the dark underbelly of this is that between 20 and 25 women admit to have been sexually assaulted in college which seems rather low but keeping in mind that according to police records 80 percent or more of campus sexual assaults are never reported we are at almost 100 percent.

Plus add that from that 64 percent experience repeated sexual assault during their college years it paints a pretty grim picture. Which for me is not surprising because the whole college system is practically engineered for that. First you have the sororities where impressionable, nubile and big breasted girls are schooled in sexual positions, sex techniques and subsequently indoctrinated to be perfect blow up sex dolls in the hopes of marrying a guy with a lot of influence and money and a huge schlong.

On the other side you have the fraternities whose only purpose seems to be for their members to have as much sex as possible and to give each other solid alibis if things get a bit out of hand as according to statistics guys in fraternities sexually assault 300 percent more women than the regular students. Furthermore if a girls is sexually assaulted at a frat party chances are high that she is attacked by multiple sexual predators.

And it is a well know fact that every fraternity has a soundproof special " taming room " where they slamfuck their female prey into submission.

I mean, how many films have you seen where the main plot is somebody did something horrible in college and now somebody is killing the old members of the fraternity to prevent the secret from being revealed ?

So that would be the perfect setting for the Elvira or Morgana tv show especially when you throw cults, occult worshippers of the dark and sex monsters with multiple tentacles from another dimension into the mix.

THE EARLY SEX ADVENTURES OF ELVIRA : MY SWEET COLLEGE YEARS

We just have to be careful it doesn't get turned into one of those generic person with special powers / knowledge helps the police solve crimes program that is flooding our tv screens. Provided we can avoid that it can be very interesting to get a glimpse at ELVIRA - THE COLLEGE YEARS.

Especially since you nowadays get more nudity in these shows on HBO ( a TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN no - prize for the first reader who knows what HBO stands for ) or NETFLIX than in most movies you could show all the wild and uninhibited fuck marathons going on at the college parties.

Which would be elevated to the eleventh level ( because here the dials go up to eleven ) when supernatural forces and horny sex demons gone wild are involved. There also could be an episode with Elvira's initiation rite into a sorority which would be just a cheap excuse for a fraternity of brutal serial rapists to use her like a cheap blow up sex doll and halfway through the " ceremony " the guys are possessed by tentacle demons.

Elvira would use her knowledge of the mystic arts to get out of that particular pickle - of course not before giving the viewer an extended exhibition of her being ravaged by giant tentacles in every orifice of her pornstar body - which would be the set up for the rest of the series.

You would have Elvira solving mystic mysteries which would be akin to Buffy The Vampire Slayer or Angel - just with more sex thrown in - and she would encounter different evils like a horny sex - beast loose on campus preying on nubile students and teachers with gigantic gazongas.

By the way can anybody tell me is the animated GIF from the hentai series Twin Angels ( Or is it Twin Dolls ? I always get the two mixed up. ) is real or fake ? Because on all the versions I have found - including the uncensored ones - the scene does not include the red tentacle parts.

Speaking of sexbeasts and tentacle action, in the show Elvira would naturally - or better said supernaturally - be going up against all kind of monsters and sometimes the horny monsters would get the upper hand.

Sometimes she would take cases where no supernatural beings are involved - at first glance - like with the headmistress of the university being the leader of a secret society. Which turns out to be a sex cult that has been abducting female students on campus to use as blow up sex dolls and them sell them off to brothels who specialize in providing sex slaves for horny demons who have grown accustomed to fucking human females but also employ female sex demons to slam - bang human males brains out six ways to Sunday once they have been properly dicktamed.

To solve this case Elvira tries to infiltrate the secret society's lair by letting herself get kidnapped but her plan backfires spectacularly when her cover is immediately blown by the headmistress and she is submitted to severe sex taming session where all the members take turns trying to break her in with their huge pulsating members since various demons - whose plans she has foiled repeatedly over the years - would pay a small fortune to have her as their newest obedient sex toy. And so Elvira is drilled like a fillipino hooker without mercy or pause 24 / 7 for weeks.

At this point Elvira would have to be rescued by her spunky sidekick - I don't know who we could take for this part maybe a spoiled rich girl who first gives Elvira a hard time when she comes to the new boarding school because I have read that some of the young girls who go to these strict private schools later try to be rebellious by engaging in extremely wild sex orgies and often get addicted to giving double breasted deepthroat dick massages - who also was kidnapped by the perverts of the sex cult.

But because she is not famous like our Elvira she only got the usual sex taming where a dozen of guys relentlessly work her over with their giant horsecocks for a week. Which she is already accustomed to since this is how the football team prefers to vent their sexual frustration every time they loose : by tag - teaming the helpless sexbomb. And every time they win. And every time they feel like using her like their blow up sex doll.

You could also have an episode - or a whole spin off show - where Elvira works as supernatural private investigator ( After a career as a police officer ended because her male colleagues always drove to a secluded spot under the subway so nobody could hear her scream at the top of her lungs when they handcuffed her to the back seat, stripped her naked and drilled her for the rest of the day every time they went on patrol. And when she reported them to her superior he put her on special stakeout duty which was just an excuse to also have her way with her in the backseat of a car and she had to let him drown her in cum to keep her cover as a former pornstar and high class prostitute intact. ) and goes undercover to solve a case of disappearing sexbombs in a secret strip club that is rumoured to cater to the demon clientele.

Of course she needs some back up and who could be better suited for this part then her former sidekick from her college days ? Who works the adult movie industry angle of the case ( since at the same time a lot of top pornstars have disappeared for weeks without a trace only to return weeks later with traces of having been penetrated repeatedly by giant tentacles and no recollection of what happened during those missing days ) since she has used the notoriety she gained from solving cases in college to become a famous pornstar after she has grown up quite nicely in all the right places. Plus her squirt marathons with horny serial rapists and depraved tentacle monsters have turned her into a nymphomaniac.