Due to some changes in my personal life I didn't have a lot of free time lately so there have been no new posts on the blog since the 5th of July but that doesn't mean that I have not been working on the blog. But because I had little time I could not start any new posts. Now however I have been working on an old post which led me to go over Joe Kelly's brilliant run on JLA one more time so I want to start this month with a new post about one of my favourite periods in Justice League history.
As I have mentioned in previous posts I am always working on the blog even if it does not show on my newest post because I have so many unfinished posts and I am always adding new videos or replacing them.
Now a lot of you may ask yourself why I have so many unfinished posts and if it wouldn't be easier to finish the old posts before starting new ones. It definitely would be easier but the thing is that I always have more videos than I can fit into my posts so it always comes in handy to have a few posts where I can add new videos at the spur of a moment.
Because a lot of the videos I post get deleted and then I have to replace them. Which is why I always have a few versions of the same movies saved. And yes, there are some movies that I find on YouTube where I already know that it is risky to post them because they are probably going to be deleted very quickly. But those are always the best movies and I prefer to provide those for my readers - even if it is only for a short time - and then replacing them with something else. Which may not be as good as my first choice but maybe still entertaining. And you never know, it is often a big surprise which movies get deleted and which ones don't. Also with all the videos I post the percentage of videos that get deleted is not as high as you may think. But back to the genesis of this.
The last two weeks I have been working on my post with the complete original art for issue 433 of BATMAN - which is the first part of the three part story The Many Deaths Of Batman written by John Byrne and with pencils by Jim Aparo and inks by Mike DeCarlo - particularly on the part of the bonus section that features real life Power Girl Cindy Breuer from home shopping channel Pearl TV ( I don't know if she still hosts shows since there have been no new videos with her ) and as always when I write about blondes with giant - sized boobs things got a bit out of hand.
As longtime blog visitors know I tend to recycle a lot of what I have already written before but at the same time I also always try to add some new stuff so it's not all just copy / paste. In the case of Cindy Breuer with her titanic teutonic twin torpedoes, full lips that were just made to give men endless hours or pleasure and legs for miles almost up to her chin as well as an ass that doesn't quit she is naturally destined to portray Power Girl in an adult movie even if she has managed through a cruel twist of fate to become one of the biggest pornstar of our times.
In any case I was adding the obligatory Power Girl stuff with the usual trappings but to have something new for my more seasoned readers who have read that part well over a dozen times I added something different.
Which was a possible story for the movie which would allow me to add a lot of neglected DC Comics Busenwunder and I went on a little bit of a tangent there with some of the candidates because on one side there are some I don't get to mention very often and on the other hand I tend to go on a bit of a rant once I get started on one of my favourite subjects.
And as anybody who has visited this blog over a prolonged period of time can clearly attest one of my favourite subjects are underrated, ignored or outright forgotten comicbook runs so when the possibility arose to mention Joe Kelly's run on JLA ( at first I had just used the Power Girl casting call to add more hot babes but by this point I was including favourite stories, comic trivia and links to older posts ) I ran with it.
For me that is one of the best runs on the Justice League of America and back in the day - 19 years ago in 2007 to be exact - I wrote three posts about this in my BEST LEAGUE EVER series : one about THE OBSIDIAN AGE which in my opinion is their big opus, one about TRIAL BY FIRE which is a smaller and more personal story and not as big in scope but mindblowing nevertheless and last but least one about JLA issue 100 and the resulting fallout which was the twelve issue maxi series JUSTICE LEAGUE ELITE.
Man, that's one thing that sucks about loosing almost your entire comic collection ( although I didn't exactly loose it but I had to sell most of it at dumping prices as all the comicbook shops were closed because of the corona pandemic so I was practically giving them away for free ), that you don't get to read these wonderful stories again. And I do not know how many times I have read the two OBSIDIAN AGE trades. Because that is the thing with great stories : you can read them again and again and it never gets old. Anyway, DC Comics never did a collection that includes the complete story and as far as I know there are no plans to release the run in omnibus form. I know that the complete run has been reprinted in trade paperback form but as far as I know those trades are currently out of print so you would have to resort to getting the floppies to read them.
Anyway, as usual I thought I had a lot of still unposted material from this run but as always it turned out that my memory had been playing tricks on me so I went to the internet to finish that part ( which was relatively short compared to the amount of time it took me to write it, add the links and pictures but that always happens ) but in the end I had a lot of material on my hands and since I had always wanted to write more about this run I decided to start this month in style with one of my favourite stories by Joe Kelly and Doug Mahnke : TRIAL BY FIRE. Which will be two parts because I couldn't cram all that JLA greatness into a single post.
One of the reasons why I like this story so much is that it features J'onn J'onzz a.k.a. the Martian Manhunter who is one of the most overlooked members of the Justice League of America. He has been in almost every incarnation of the league - even the maligned Justice League Detroit - and since most writers don't know what to do with him he is always in the background and taken for granted. A lot of writers treat him like a second rate Superman when he is clearly way above Superman's power level. He has all of Superman's powers plus shape changing abilities.
Oh, and he can become intangible and walk through walls. And become invisible. Did I mention that he is also a telepath and can read minds ?
Another reason why J'onn J'onzz is so seldomly used is his only weakness - fire - seems stupid to some writers. It seems ridiculous that an alien from another planet that has so many super powers is vulnerable to something as simple and easily achieved like fire. But the writers came up with that at a time when Green Lantern's ring was powerless against something as simple as wood. Later on they changed it to anything with the colour yellow for the new Green Lantern. Which for me worked since it gave the Green Lanterns limits and forced them to become inventive.
Coming back to TRIAL BY FIRE what Joe Kelly does in the story is ponder the question why the martians are vulnerable to fire and coming up with a reason that totally makes sense. I won't spoil what it is but that is the sign of pure genius : coming up with answers for questions the readers didn't even know they had and making it look so simple that everybody can't help but wonder why nobody else thought about it decades ago.
Another reason is that because the Martian Manhunter is such a peaceful character the reader forgets what he is really capable of and this story depicts that in terrifying fashion by having J'onn J'onzz tear through the Justice League without even working up a sweat. Going up against a mind reader who knows all of their flaws and vulnerabilities they really are doomed from the start like when they plan to unleash the white martians they have imprisoned to help them against their evil former teammate only to discover that he is already one step ahead of them and has taken this possibility off the table in the most gruesome way.
He even manages to tie up Wonder Woman with her own magic lasso of truth that is just wrong on so many levels and maybe it's just me but I can't help but remember all those old Wonder Woman covers where she ends up tied up or even in chains. And Doug Mahnke draws an incredibly hot Wonder Woman - which may even get a post of its own later on.
And we are almost of the end of this part but before wrapping this part of the post up I have to mention another of my favourite moments of the story. Earlier I mentioned the Green Lanterns and this involves a Green Lantern but not the one you might think about. As longtime blog readers know I was never a big fan of Kyle Rayner even if Joe Kelly managed to make me like him more with AGE OF OBSIDIAN which is no small feat.
But after those events Kyle Rayner takes a much deserved break and is then substituted by John Stewart who most comic fans nowadays know from his appearance in the Justice League cartoons. And let me tell you, he is a great replacement because where Kyle is overconfident John is experienced - at this point he is probably the most seasoned Green Lanter on earth right after Hal Jordan - and where our Kyle is always searching the spotlight John is more wowing everybody with his quiet and reserved deeds not words attitude. So when he is the only leaguer standing who effortless whips the floor with J'onn J'onzz and saves the entire Justice League's ass I was jumping up and down the floor ( which is a clear sign that I was in much better shape when I first read this ).
And this is really where we wrap things up for Today as we leave the big finale of the story - that includes Plastic Man duking it out with the Martian Manhunter for the heavyweight title of the world in a no holds barred match - for part two which will be up as soon as I get to finish the main part of this post. So you get two superb posts for the price of one.
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absolute martian manhunter
the first six issues
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breakfast of champions
justice league fan film
contamination
full movie
the martian chronicles part one
jonn jonzz introduction in the cartoon show
justice league cartoon 1967
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dunja rajter also appeared in winnetou
As it probably is no big surprise to longtime followers of the blog who know my obsession with forgotten or big breasted cult sirens I have to mention the episode Eine Prinzessin Nach Hoftenstein since it not only features incredible Ingrid Steeger in a twin role as former club stripper turned air hostess Kiki and her doppelgaenger the Princess of Hoftenstein ( with some nude parts since they have to swap clothes a few times) but also bonerinducing raven haired Dunja Rajter who appears in Winnetou.
And who really puts her breast foot forward in a dress that has so much back cleavage and frontal plunging cleavage that it leaves nothing to be desired and very little to the imagination. The only thing that could be improved is that there are a few scenes where her massive juicy melons almost pop out. And while I can understand that they eliminated all possibilities of a wardrobe malfunction it´s a pity that you only get to see Dunja at her breastest in the reflection of the mirror which is small.
Aside from that little nitpicking she gives a great performance and while she is the villain in the story - or one of the villains - I would have liked to see more of her. She definitely would have no problem finding guys willing to kill for her although in the real world they probably would not do it for money and prefer to be paid in naturals. Then the only question that would remain is if getting rid of her sibling to ascend the throne of Hoftenstein would be worth it because it goes without saying that such a natural blow up sex doll spreads her legs better than a fillipino hooker.
And I think this is the point where those of my readers who have a better memory than me know where this is going. As I have mentioned a few times I use a lot of ye olde copy / paste schtick to write these posts, on one side for the sake of expedience ( otherwise I would never finish it ) but I also like to go back when I know I have already written something about a certain topic to see if there is anything new I can add to that.
Now as bad as my memory can be sometimes I was pretty certain that I had written about that particular episode before and since the wikipedia entry on the episodes is not very detailed I decided to go back and see if I could include something. At the very least I could re - post the GIFs I made of Dunja Rajter's breast scene from the episode if nothing else.
Well, as it turns out, one time I have mentioned the episode was in my GOODBYE GERMANY - THE 1970s : DIE RAECHER post where I included a part about how the look of Dunja Rajter in the episode reminds me of that " special " aunt : the MILF with the giant boobs, the pornstar body and legs up to her chin who is a real relative or one of Mom´s friends.
Who buys t - shirts at the kid´s department, wears plunging cleavages, shoves her huge hooters in your face all the time she always gives you the bedroom eyes and " accidentally " walks into the shower when you are showering and insists on soaping up your entire body - with her tits.
This nymphomanic dicktamer also pulls all kinds of strings to end up sleeping in the same bedroom - and soon the same bed - as you and always sleeps in the nude so you know she will be using you as her sex toy in the all night special midnight decathlon sex olympic marathon.
The sex hungry cougar who insists on taking you for a spin with her car.
Which leads to her getting lost which either ends with her taking you for a spin on the backseat of her new car - putting your boner to the test - or both of you having to spend the night at a no - tell hotel ( where everybody is on a first name basis with your aunt ) where she insists on teaching you her special breaststroke technique in the hotel´s outdoor jacuzzi. After a few hours of intensive mouth - to - dick resuscitation.
There was a long part of this particular sexual phantasie - although I am sure some people out there experienced something similar themselves - that is brought to life in so many My Mom's Big Breasted Friend porn videos and because there are not that many good pictures of Dunja Rajter available ( and because I was talking about a sexual obsession and not only about Dunja Rajter in particular ) I included some pictures of hungarian 42G ( !!! ) - 27 - 42 porn star Aletta Ocean which I had found just some days earlier as a stand in for that nymphomanic, dicktaming men milking MILF aunt most of us can only wish to have had in our life.
Which in turn had its own spin - off post about casting Aletta Ocean as the sex alien Aileen from my currently discontinued adult comicbook series VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN. Anyway, I included the short version of it but as regular readers of the blog know I do not have access to my old picture archive and all the pictures of Aletta Ocean that I had on my laptop were the ones I had already used so I went to the internet to find something new. And then happened what always happens in these cases.
While looking for pictures of Aletta Ocean I stumbled upon some pictures of what must be the living blow up sex doll with the biggest implants I have ever seen. I think her name is Paige British - or her name is just Paige and she is british - and all I could find out about her measurements is that she got some breast augmentations until she got a 34G chest ( so if anybody out there has more information please let me know in the comments below ) and that she wanted to look like toon Jessica Rabbit.
Now at this point I was already thinking about doing a new version of my post with Aletta Ocean as my nymphomanic sex aunt with the breast new pictures I found but since I don't like to repeat myself I was entertaining the idea of doing a similar Paige British post ( I wouldn't mind having her as my nymphomanic sex aunt or my horny stepmother ) since I already came across pictures of her and I ended up using them in the Gil Elvgren post since I just had to put up more content with her gigantic gazongas.
One of the most famous Busenwunders from my misspent youth is the all natural 38D ( !!! ) - 24 - 33 blonde Ulknudel Ingrid Steeger who got naked in a plethora of soft sex movies in the 70s but who also starred in two german cult series Klimbim and Zwei Himmlische Toechter which is what german guys gave as a reference when they didn't want to admit having seen her nubile porn star body in those famous 1970 soft sex skin flicks.
I remember the show was must see tv ( not only because Ingrid wore really skimpy outfits and sometimes even went topless ) and it´s really indicative of the kind of tv program we have Today that a show from the 70s has more political commentary and social critique than most german tv productions from Today. Now the problem with Klimbim is that the episodes you find are of very bad quality or are split up in three parts.
Or if you find an episode in high quality it does have the wrong picture frame with 16:9 instead of 4:3 which was the standard frame back then.
So imagine my joy when I found a YouTube channel that not only has episodes one , two , three , four , eleven in normal quality - which for Klimbim is rare enough - but also episodes five , seven , eight , nine and ten and in high quality. As it could not be any other way the embedding has been disabled but at least you can watch them freely on YouTube.
Especially my german visitors might want to check the channel out because there are a lot of episodes of Grisu, Catweazle and Die Zwei.
If this may seem familiar that is because I already included this part in my Frank Thorne RED SONJA tribute post and the reason I decided to repeat this is that I found a channel with a lot of Klimbim episodes.
Granted, a few of the episodes are missing and they don't have any in high quality but they are all in normal quality - plus you can actually embed these - and besides high profile guest stars like Jerry Lewis or Wencke Myhre they even have some where Ingrid Steeger is topless.
Ingrid was never quite happy with her image as a sexbomb / jokester girl but I have to say that being sexy AND funny is no small feat to pull off if you consider how many of Todays younger actresses try at this and fail.
Anyway, Ingrid most stuck to what she did best and she did not only bring a godgiven natural sensuality but also a kind of naivite to her roles. I am not the only person who thought that Busenwunder Ingrid Steeger was predestined for the role of sexy air hostess with her body that will not quit because she did indeed play that part - alongsidegermanmegaMILFIrisBerben who played the straight girl to Ingrid´s crazy girl - in Zwei Himmlische Töchter ( Two Heavenly Daughters ) and it´s one of her most famous roles. If you don´t know Iris Berben, she is one of those actresses who doesn't seem to age as she looked like 20 when she was already 50.
Zwei Himmlische Töchter is a funny series that has some famous german actors on it like political comedian Dieter Hildebrandt and if you watch it Today it´s hard to understand why it was only on tv after midnight.
Initially I wanted to post the fifth episode of Susi with the famous nude scene of Ingrid Steeger but that scene is also the reason why the episode was slapped with an age restriction so I can only include the link here .
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high tide with rick springfield who played dc comics christopher chance the human target on tv
