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Thursday, April 10, 2025

It's a Thursday throwdown with Jim Aparo !

With all the stuff I have to fix with the old posts and all of the material I still have to add to the new posts one might think I would have my hands full but I am as surprised as you to be writing yet another spotlight that includes the complete original art for an issue of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD, and in this case it's issue 141 in which Batman teams up with Black Canary - and Alfred Pennyworth ... kind of - to go up against the Joker.

Now I don't know if this still qualifies for JUSTICE LEAGUE MONTH but it is a DC Comic and it does feature two members of the Justice League of America : Batman and Black Canary. At this point my regular blog visitors are probably tired of reading this but this is not the post I intended to write. It was still going to be a Jim Aparo post but a very different one.

You see, various news outlets have finally dropped the actual contents of the upcoming JIM APARO'S DC CLASSICS Artist's Edition which is going to hit book stores on the 30th of September 2025. Now everybody who has visited this blog over a longer period of time knows what a big fan I am of his work. And also that I am not allowed to get a lot of comics since I came to Spain. The only time when I choose to completely ignore this rule is on my birthday or for Christmas where I always try to get a new Artist's Edition. I have already managed to get quite a few ( I brought two with me from Germany, JOHN BYRNE'S MARVEL CLASSICS ARTIFACT EDITION - about which I wrote in this post - and MIKE ZECK'S CLASSIC MARVEL STORIES ARTIST'S EDITION - about which I did likewise here ) and some of them even with a decent discount but I am trying not to let things get out of hand. Because on one side prices for these books have become ridiculously high in the last years - and I have already written about that - and I have the feeling that getting too many of these books diminishes their value and uniqueness. Maybe it is just me but I want these books to be something special and it kind of looses its charm if you have a few dozen of them. So I am trying to pick and choose my battles here - especially keeping in mind that the prices for these books can go up to 250 bucks or more - and decide which books I can do without. I mean, Michael Golden, Dave Cockrum or Paul Smith are all great artist but I think I can pass on an artbook by them which costs an arm or a leg.

The same goes for Jim Lee or Neal Adams although in those cases it was more like I was interested to get it but it just didn't appear in the right timeframe for a price I could afford. On the other hand there are other artists like Jim Aparo, George Perez, Carlos Pacheco, Arthur Adams, John Romita Jr, Marc Silvestri or Adam Hughes where I don't understand why it takes so long to do an Artist's Edition. That's practically like a license to print money. Anyway, the Jim Aparo Artist's Edition has been on my wish list since the news dropped that they were finally going to make it and for my money September can't be here fast enough. Especially with all the catastrophes in the real world I need something to look forward to.

Granted, I am probably not going to be able to buy it as soon as it comes out and have to wait until it comes into a reasonable price range but as long as I can get it in time for Christmas - or the Day Of The Three Magic Kings which is a bigger holiday down here in Spain - I'm a happy camper.

So I wanted to get people more hyped for this Artist Edition by sharing what will be in it and did what I always do in such cases : go through my picture archive and see if I have any material for this post. Which now that I got my entire archive deleted - twice - is not always a given but lo and behold not only did I have something that lines up with the content of the book but it was almost the complete 23 pictures required all ready and prepared for posting. Now as my longtime followers know I never start any post without doing the proper research so while looking for more material included in the book I came across the full original art for issue 141 of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD and decided that posting this would take precedent over the post I originally intended to post since it includes pages from various series Jim Aparo worked on and requires more time to prepare. So please, for Today enjoy issue 141 called Pay Or Die ! written by Bob Haney and illustrated by Jim Aparo and we will get to the JIM APARO DC CLASSICS ARTIST'S EDITION soon. I promise we will.

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more baywatch episodes with carmen electra

carmen electra doing a sexy hula dance in the first episode memorial day and also trying out for a music video in a sexy silver outfit nothing worth mentioning in the second episode but in the third episode lifeguard confidential we have carmen electra working as a dancer in a club which is basically carmen electra playing herself

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formel eins der film one of the script writers was rochus hahn a.k.a. robi best known to german comicbook fans as the mastermind behind such books as luna arsinoe horst and alraune

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alf this time a bit lower in our pop culture trivia / cult siren section

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Now the reason why I chose this particular episode over the others I had bookmarked ( besides it being the newest one so people probably have not seen it already ) is the appearance of the main attraction, the hot showstopper, latin superstar Thalia who is built like every man´s wet sex dream. She´s one of my favorite persons on the planet so I don´t know why it took me until 2017 to give her her own cult siren entry ( in her case CULT SIREN is meant literally since her haunting and alluring sexy singing voice can entrap men better than the mermaids of greek myth ).

Torrid tit - teaser Thalia is the total package because she is one of the nicest people on the planet, she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men and women alike crazy with desire and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts Thalia could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her captivating curves.

She oozes sex appeal from every pore without coming off cheap or dirty.

If scientists one day start cloning the perfect woman they need look no further for a living genetic blueprint than latino superstar Thalia Sodi.

She also has the best - read skimpiest - and the breast stage outfits in the universe which would make other singers like bootylicious Beyonce blush and her sultry fertility dance makes even ultimate wet sex dream the living 40C - 23 - 36 blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz , Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson´s ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) patented erection inducing stripper moves look tame by comparison.

Speaking of Thalia´s stage outfits, she wore one of her best during her live performance of Amar A La Mexicana in 1997. Which were basically just two small guitars to cover her breasts and an oversized hat for her lower body. As if that wasn´t enough the hat kept riding down because of her wild and uninhibited moves and Thalia had to pull it up a few times to prevent the unveiling of her unmentionables since you can see that she was not wearing anything underneath it. You also can see her bikini tan lines which I find extremely sexy. What an absolute goddess !

Friday, April 04, 2025

Not done with Justice League Month yet !

That's right, before finally closing the door on JUSTICE LEAGUE MONTH there is a special issue that I need to post. And it's not even an issue of any incarnation of THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA but rather an issue of the post INFINITE CRISIS series of JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA that crosses over with the Justice League and features everybody's favourite super - heroes from exactly 1,000 years in the future as special guests.

So yes, I am talking about part four of THE LIGHTNING SAGA called Three Worlds - at least I think it does because my interlac is a rusty - written by Geoff Johns ( back when he was a terrific writer no pun intended ), pencilled by Dale Eaglesham and inked by Ruy Jose. And yes, that is the infamous cover to JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA 10 where the late, great Michael Turner got a bit too enthusiastic let's say about Power Girl's big power girls and had to decrease them in size a few times before the guys at DC Comics gave the green light. I bet that's one problem Michael did not have on his own books where he could draw women's breasts as big as he wanted. Although I do not think there were any especially busty women in FATHOM or any of the other series Michael Turner published.

As for the picture above I know that it's not the first version because in the collection where I got it from there is the published cover with the logo and stuff and Power Girl's chest is considerably smaller there. I just don't know if this is the first version or if this was already toned down.

Speaking of Dale Eaglesham, he is an artist I thoroughly enjoy - even if it can be difficult to follow the series he is working on - so I want to do a little public service announcement just for my readers in Spain. At the moment the first volume of the FANTASTIC FOUR BY JONATHAN HICKMAN omnibus hardcover is offered at amazon Spain for 65 Euros - including package and shipping - which is a steal compared to the regular price of between 100 and 108 EUROS. This is the second time it is offered at this price since the last two weeks it had risen to 75 Euros. I thought about ordering it the first time when it hit the 65 Euros mark but I hesitated too long so this is my second chance to get it cheap. Now the reason why I hesitated was that not all the issues of FANTASTIC FOUR in this volume are drawn by Dale Eaglesham. Granted, some are drawn by the great Steve Epting ( about whom I have written quite a number of posts on this very blog ) who is just phenomenal but some are drawn by an artist who tries - and very unsuccessfully at that - to copy Brian Hitch's style.

Which I find a bit funny because as some of my visitors who have been here longer might remember when Brian Hitch did his run on FANTASTIC FOUR he had adapted a new art style that helped him draw quicker so he could keep the deadlines and this new art style did not go over too well with the readers. I wrote about this and if I can find this post I will put the link right here . As for the quality of the story by Jonathan Hickman I have to say that I am not always a fan of his big ideas like on AVENGERS where he clearly neither understood the assignment nor the team and what makes the Avengers tick but FANTASTIC FOUR is the book where everybody can agree on that he hit it out of the ball park with this one.

So if some of my spanish fans want to check out a good FANTASTIC FOUR run and are one of the few people left on the planet who have not read this yet now is your chance to get the book at an excellent price. Plus I gather that with the upcoming THE FANTASTIC FOUR movie ( for which I have not seen any trailers yet because I do not want to know anything before seeing it ) this sucker will only go up in price. Man, I just hope that with the movie FANTASTIC FOUR gets a bit of an attention boost with general audiences because it is a - pun intended - fantastic series.

Okay, now that we are done with our good deed for the day let's finally get to our issue of JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA that is part four of The Lightning Saga, the reintroduction of the Legion of Super - Heroes into the post Infinite Crisis DC universe. As the member of the Justice League of America and the Justice Society of America find out in this issue the visiting Legion of Super - Heroes members have not been one hundred percent truthful about their real reasons to travel exactly 1,000 years to the past as they plan to partake in a special ceremony with which Legion of Super - Hero afficionados and Superman are just too familiar with and it all has to do with the mysterious yellow rods they brought with them.

And that's all I am going to say about that issue so better get ready for the clash of not two but three super hero teams and more legionnaires that you can shake a life restoring lightning rod at. Long live the Legion !

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we finally have some new videos of real life ASMR Power Girl Iamasiadoll and two of her three new videos have an age restriction

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Yes, this is the James Bond movie with not so desperate cult siren Teri Hatcher and martial arts legend Michelle Yeoh ( whose character really should have gotten her won spin - off movie ) and speaking about the breast live action Lois Lane it is only fitting to includer in this post since she got her own Legion of Super - Heroes themed spotlight post since she played Mon - El's Mom ( and naturally delivered another of the all time greatest MILFs in television history ) on the CW show about Supergirl.

SUPERMAN'S GIRLFRIEND TERI HATCHER : THE BEST THERE IS ...

of Lois & Clark, The New Adventures Of Superman with my favourite Lois Lane in live action, not so desperate 38C - 22 - 33 former cheerleader Teri " I'm not a stripper ! " Hatcher .

Teri is still the gold standard when it comes to portraying Lois Lane since she was the first actress who made it believable that Superman chose a mortal over such ultimate sexbombs like Wonder Woman or Big Barda .

During the Bronze Age the character of Lois Lane made the transition of a woman whose only goal was to trick Superman into marrying her - who just happens to be a reporter - to a bonafide reporter and she frequently went undercover to get the scoop. In the tv show they did a bit of that but with a wet sex dream like Teri Hatcher on the job they could have done much more if they didn't have to deal with tv censorship. There could have been a story where Lois and Clark pose as a criminal couple in the vein of Bonnie and Clyde and to make it more convincing they put on a sex show for the horny gangsters who are secretly observing them.

Of course they hit a snag when they find out that the boss of the outfit used to have a fling with the woman Lois Lane is substituting - and when I say fling I mean that he slam - fucked the slut's brains out six ways to Sunday with his giantsized horseschlong - so to keep her cover Lois has no other choice than to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll.

Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her incredible body and dancing skills .

Speaking of Tango & Cash it is often cited as one of the most 80s movies of all times which should be no surprise since it came out in 1989 and so caught the 80s at their height but also gave you a taste of 90s excess. It goes without saying that the exotic dance by Teri Hatcher - who really knows how to do those high kicks - alone is worth the price of admission.

Daimn, with those legs for miles and her pornstar body Teri could really inflict some serious damage and I bet there were many special late night rehearsals where she pumped Dean Cain dry to the last drop making him squirt like a fire hose again and again and again until he could not get it up anymore. Teri drove him insane and completely wore his schlong out.

Now as hot as she was Teri Hatcher was not the only sexbomb on Lois & Clark and so it was only natural that 40C - 25 - 35 Ueber cougar Tracy Scoggins caught my attention especially since she was often wearing bikinis that were so skimpy that it's a wonder they passed the tv censors ( maybe it was because in the 90s bikinis were big on tv shows like The Bikini Open or maybe Tracy had a deepthroat session with the board of censorship behind closed doors ) as Daily Planet gossip columnist Cat Grant ( who was co - created by Marv Wolfman and Jerry Ordway ).

Men milking machine Tracy Scoggins was also part of franchise Babylon 5 by none other than J. Michael Straczynski, acclaimed writer of series like RISING STARS and MIDNIGHT NATION ( and you can find my list of Top 5 Comicbook Series By J. Michael Straczynski in this Gil Kane post from 2016 ) especially the tv movie River Of Souls where she wears lingerie.

Now in the erotic skin flick movie Alien Intruder from 1993 tittilating Tracy Scoggins gets completely naked playing a sadistic nymphomaniac big breasted computer virus who hijacks a virtual reality sex program to slamfuck some lucky guys to death. Tracy was perfectly cast for this as she could draw inspiration from her vast sexual experience in real life.

Another main attraction of Babylon 5 - at least for the male audience - is Commander Susan Ivanova played by brabusting brunette 36B - 25 - 38 science fuck - tion cult siren Claudia Christian although I heavily doubt she was allowed to wear an outfit as skimpy as this one on that show !

Claudia wore that little number on the undeservedly underrated film The Hidden delivering a surprisingly professional and raunchy striptease that not only helped the movie gain a loyal male following over the decades based on Claudia's participation ( some people even go as far as Claudia's bonerinducing striptease is the only reason the movie is still shown on tv ) but also earned her a top spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list .

Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !

She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.

Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body and her ability to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker to pump his dick dry.

Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only deepthroat nymphomaniac Claudia Christian milked his horsecock dry until the last drop in a hidden motel. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .

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Not only did she have a porn name she also had the huge oppais for it.

Leia a.k.a. Kristina Laum was the manager of the Jung Dragons and she got lots of attention for her hot outfits although she also has wrestling skills and could put a Frankensteiner on Jamie Noble if it was necessary.

Leia started at ECW under the name of Kimona Wanalaya and besides a lesbian kiss with Beulah her biggest claim to fame was her infamous hot striptease during an intermission after the ring broke at an ECW event.

Which was the reason why she quit ECW. Not that she had a problem with stripping. Born in Seoul, South Korea as Kristina Laum she was adopted at two years old by a couple that was very abusive so by the time she was 13 she was removed from their influence and bounced around foster homes to homeless shelters. At the age of 16 she went to court and managed to be emancipated by the state so she could live on her own, graduate high school and work different jobs. It was at one of these jobs as a stripper that the 18 year old Kristina met Raven who had a gig at the strip club as a DJ. After inspecting the merchandise for a few days and completely wearing his huge dick out on her he invited her to a wrestling event where she drove all male fans crazy in spite of not even being an official part of the show. Never let it be said that Paul Heyman doesn´t have an eye for the ladies because he hired Leia on the spot.

She became Raven´s valet in the ring and his blow up sex doll at home where her ability to spread her legs wider than a fillipino prostitute and to deepthroat the biggest horsecocks while taking a lot of sexual abuse helped her to survive Raven's insatiable sexual assault as he dicktamed her brains out eight ways to Sunday in the worst way during seemingly endless asian penetration sensation squirt marathons as Leia milked his monstercock dry to the last drop until he could not get it up anymore.

Which brings us back to her striptease. On the 22nd of June 1996 during the ECW Hardcore Heaven 96 the ring broke during the fight between Tommy Dreamer and Brian Lee and to keep the fans from rioting while the crew fixed things for the next fight Paul Heyman told Kristina to go on stage and do a striptease. He promised her they would not film it but of course they taped every second of it and not only was in included in the Extreme Warfare Vol 1 VHS, it was one of the main selling points.

Plus to add insult to injury Kristina never got a penny from all the sales.

So she quit wrestling until 1999 when she resurfaced under the name of Leia Meow with Rick and Scott Steiner when they were called the Varsity Club. Now I don´t care under which name the Steiner Brothers wrestle since they are a top notch tag team but because of the college boys angle Leia Meow dressed up as a cheerleader . As we all know the real purpose of the cheerleaders is to endure the adrenaline charged sexual assault of the jocks at the post game victory parties / sex orgies and behind the scenes the Steiner Brothers used Leia in the same capacity.

The brutes tag teamed the poor girl for hours without mercy on a daily basis and indeed it was while dicktaming Leia and stretching her out to the limit that Scott came up with the entire Big Poppa Pump persona.

Maybe someone out there can help me out and knows from which match the animated GIF above is and where I can find the video on YouTube.

The cheerleader gimmick was short lived and for six months she was paid to stay at home until she became the manager of the Jung Dragons with a dominatrix gimmick, her trademark scantily clad leather porn outfits and a riding crop. Speaking of riding, while her days of being used as the Steiner´s personal sex toy were over she had no time to sigh a breath of believe since her new proteges Kaz Hayashi and Jimmy Yang were only too eager to slamfuck their new manager´s brains pornstar body. They pumped Leia hard like she owed them money using really perverted Urotsukidoji II - Legend Of The Demon Womb forbidden sex techniques.

Coming back to Rick Steiner his brother Scott is the more successful one who became a member of the NWO as Big Poppa Pump. Besides Rick´s entertainment value his appearances always were a highlight because he was accompanied by a bevy of mega hot blow up sex dolls, his so called freaks, which included swimsuit Busenwunder Midajah O´Hearn who appeared in the IRONMAN Swimsuit Spectacular videos number 2 and 3 .

And you can read more about other NWO girls who also got bucknaked in the IRONMAN Swimsuit Spectacular videos like April Hunter in the second part of my tribute to busty wrestling Sexbomber Tylene Buck from 2020.

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finally the first episode with carmen electra

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first episode rookie summer erotic strip dance by carmen electra and they had to change the music

One of my all time favourite science fiction tv shows which I discovered too late in life is the animated spoof show Tripping The Rift and one thing I always forget to mention is that one of the voice actresses for nymphomanic sexbot Six a.k.a. Six Of One is the natural born 42E ( !!! ) - 23 - 36 go go dancer Carmen Electra . What makes the thing even more embarrassing is that I did a spotlight for Tripping The Rift back in 2009 .

Now while I haven´t done a full cult siren post for her I cast Carmen as the original Batgirl Barbara Gordon in my Special Baywatch Edition of the CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series and she is frequently mentioned in my posts about nubian ueber sex goddess Traci Banghim and erotic Busenwunder Erika " Double E " Eleniak who besides Baywatch is famous for her hot striptease in Steven Seagal's Under Siege.

Ultimate 42E ( !!! ) - 23 - 36 dickdrainer Carmen Electra got her sexual education from Prince who discovered her as a go go dancer at the age of 18 and promptly put her body to the test. Which turned her into such a nymphomanic sex freak that self proclaimed sex addict Denis Rodman had to file for divorce because he couldn´t take getting milked 24 / 7.

Carmen´s Kama Sutra crash course came in handy when she arrived on the set of Baywatch and quickly became David Chokachi´s personal blow up sex doll. Much to the relief of afro american 42D - 22 - 32 aphrodite Traci Bingham who took the brunt of David´s sexual assault until then.

For years ultimate living 44E ( !!! ) - 22 - 35 sexbomb Pamela Anderson had banged David´s brain out and vented her deepthroat phantasies on him. After Pamela broke up with David he worked his way through the female cast, trying out each girl for size but once he got a taste of Traci´s giant sized XXL coconuts he became obsessed with dicktaming her.

Now Traci did her best to endure David´s sex attacks but even though she is built like a porn star she doesn´t have a porn star´s routine so it was only a matter of time before she became David´s willing sex slave.

Luckily Carmen arrived on the show before that happened although it took a bit of convincing until she took on the role of David Chokachi´s new sex toy. Coming fresh off her grueling nymphomanic midnight sex olympic marathons with Denis Rodman she wanted to take a fuck break.

When I joined BAYWATCH in 1997 it was already the number one show around the world. I was paired with David Chokachi who had separated from Pamela Anderson who had dicktamed him during those infamous behind - the - scenes BAYWATCH ejaculation sensation squirt marathons. Pam had literally merciless banged his brains out six ways to Sunday in the worst way and David had set his sights on making me his sex toy.

Now I am not saying that I wasn´t attracted to David since his body was sculpted like a greek god and all the sun and water was like a natural aphrodisiac. But after Pam had broken him in a lot of sexual energy had accumulated and if I hadn´t learned to spread my legs better than a fillipino hooker during my tenure as a go - go dancer David would have broken me apart with his huge erection. Now I have been impaled by some giant horsecocks in my time and I was a squirt session professional since I was discovered by Prince who invited me to a private audition.

I was working as a go - go dancer back then and aside from the regular go - go dance we also had to perform lapdances for wealthy clients and have sex with them. Now I´m not going to tell you every juicy detail of what happend during my first encounter with Prince but I can proudly say that the lyrics of 23 positions in a one night stand was inspired by it and that we did more than 23 but he had to tone it down for the label.

Anyway, David was a complete sex freak who kept pounding me almost non stop until I was his willing blow up sex doll and my uninhibited sex marathons with him ultimately led to my divorce of Denis Rodman.

Because while he boasted to be a sex machine his schlong just couldn´t take the constant sexual attacks. I was at a bad place at that time and tried to compensate it with turning into an uncontrollable sex freak so I was milking Denis dry whenever I could get him alone. I deepthroated his dick for hours and when he was good and ready I jumped on top of him and pumped him relentlessly until he shot his load. Then I got him hard again and made him squirt load after load like a freaking fire hose until he literally couldn´t get it up again. He had to rest for a few days but as soon as he was ready again I pumped his cock again until I had completely worn his dick out. In the end all we shared was sex and then Denis couldn´t even do that anymore so we went our separate ways.

But time was running out for Traci Bingham who pounded Carmen into submission during a week of all night double - dildo penetration orgies.

Carmen tried her best to resist Traci´s incessant lesbian double - dildo onslaught ( Traci managed to shove four of her 20 inch double - dildos into Carmen's pussy which normally would have meant 10 inches for Traci and 10 inches for Carmen but thanks to a special sex technique she learned while they were shooting in Nepal Traci only took 5 inches and impaled Carmen with the other 15 inches ) but on the last lesbo sex marathon Traci was just desperate to escape David's daily sexual assaults that she was relentless and just kept on shoving more and bigger and bigger vibrators into Carmen Electra until she had to cave in, drenched in sweat, writhing in convulsions and foaming at the mouth and her eyes rolled back while she was experiencing multiple orgasms for four hours.

And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as the french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check the usual BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

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full frontal in her most famous scene from Wild Things - for which she could have used a body double but she declined.

In the threesome with Neve Campbell and Matt Dillon that secured her a place in the Nudity Hall Of Fame Denise's breasts became the focus of several storyboards that were sent back and forth between her lawyer, the producers and the director in order to determine how much of her spectacular bosom would be shown. At first they only wanted to film one breast but thankfully both ended up on the screen. And while Robert Downey Jr enjoys much fame for his role of Iron Man it has to sting that Matt Dillon got to motorboat Denise Richard´s champagne - covered wet perfectly shaped boobs instead of him. There have been sequels to the movie but none reached the level of the original for obvious reasons.

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One I still vividly remember was episode six from season two of Mike Hammer called Bonecrush in which a 22 year old Janine Turner played a nymphomanic ( aren´t all women in this series nymphomanic, especially the buxom Hammerettes ? ) horny sexbomb which she had no problem pulling off thanks to Janine´s bonerinducing 40C - 22 - 37 measurements.

Every normal, red - blooded guy would have done her in a minute but as always in the show since Mike Hammer knew her for such a long time he saw her more like a little sister than a born for porn sexual partner. One of Janine Turner´s breast scenes is when she tries to get Mike aroused wearing a super ventilated red shirt. That shirt had so many cleavage windows that it was basically just a lot of thin stripes which only barely covered her spectacular breasts leaving not much to the imagination.

When Janine´s character didn´t manage to get Mike aroused she was - understandably - miffed so when Mike´s only remaining friend in the police department ... at least his only male friend. As he seems to have an unlimited supply of female acquaintances willing to do whatever Mike Hammer needs them to do in the hopes of getting a big taste of ye olde patented 150 percent satisfucktion guaranteed Mike Hammer meatpole.

Like the thirsty, big breasted real life Power Girl below played by none other than PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for March in 1982, blonde 34C - 23 - 33 blow up sex doll extreme Karen Lorre formerly Witter ( you can read more about the buxom beauty in the big finale to my Hugh Hefner tribute series from 2020 ) and whom regular blog readers might remember since she appeared in a few episodes of Mike Hammer, most notably in the episode Kill Devil with her famous picture album scene.

Sexy Karen also had bit parts on Trapper John M. D., Cheers, The Vineyard, The X - Files, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, NYPD Blue and Malcolm in the Middle. She also appeared in the movie Another Chance.

From 1990 to 1994 Karen had a contract role as the 4th Tina Lord on ABC´s soap opera One Life to Live, for which she was nominated for a 1991 Soap Opera Digest Award for Outstanding Female Newcomer in Daytime.

And to close the part about Busenwunder Karen Witter she later played Nemesis in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, in the seventh episode.

Coming back to Janine Turner´s character, after Mike Hammer spurns her proposition to assume the position ( or more likely the positions since she intends to have sexual intercourse with Mike many positions in all night long ) Mike Hammer´s only remaining - male - friend in the police departement walks in and she blatantly asks him if his old friend Mike has some performance problems with his little Mike. Which is the only reasonable explanation for not slambanging Janine Turner´s brains out.

Another erotic highlight of her career is TAI PAN in which Janine Turner doesn´t wear only one, nor just two but at least three different dresses that show off her breast features. And when I say " show off her breast features " I mean expose her upper body completely while still managing to cover her nipples. It´s like she´s advertising motorboating and the only thing that is missing is a sign that reads " Best double breasted dick massages in town. Special offer : bring one friend and get a deepthroat blowjob for free. No age check. " I have no idea how the costume person got away with this or if it is even historically accurate and I don´t care.

Speaking of Janine Turner's mouthwatering mammaries, as far as casting her in a superhero movie - when she was in her prime of course - while it is not based on an existing comicbook she would have been perfect for the role of Majestic of the spoof series Society Of Virtue, especially if she would be wearing the original costume - which leaves nothing to the imagination so Janine could have displayed her flawless pornstar body here - instead of the prudish lame outfit Majestic gets in later episodes.

As for which episode I would adapt, it's either the one where Janine Turner gets plenty of screen time showcasing Majestic's breast costume - as well as her erection guaranteeing gazongas - from all angles or a new one. This would be a follow up to the episode called " XXX " in which the team surprises a group of actors shooting a porn movie parody of them and decide to take over to make the movie more realistic. As one might imagine this new episode would show the team actually shooting the porn movie and the main focus would - of course - be hot Janine Turner.

It goes without saying that as the director of this episode I would have insisted on rehearsing all the sex scenes before shooting and at Janine's request this would have taken place at a five star hotel at an undisclosed location as she knew that shooting a bonerinducing scene with too many people around always ended up with everybody taking turns at taming her. It's a dirty job but somebody has got to do it and I would not only have made the sacrifice to slam - bang Janine's brains out six ways - and six days - to Sunday during these gruelling sex scene rehearsal marathons I would also have taken the job of stunt cock to shield her from perverts.