TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN

As promised in our first part of our special Halloween double feature here is the full original artwork by the great late Gene Colan for issue 37 of THE TOMB OF DRACULA which picks up right from where we left off.

Since I am a bit pressed for time because I want to get this done before midnight I am not going to say too much so I don't spoil anything for new readers but I just have to mention that we are going to get more of one of my favourite supernatural Marvel Comics characters in this who had just been hinted at the end of our last issue. I am of course speaking about nobody else than psychologist Jericho Drumm a.k.a. Brother Voodoo a.k.a. the houngan from Haiti who first appeared in issue 169 of STRANGE TALES and was co - created by Stan Lee , Len Wein and John Romita and Gene Colan was the artist on his appearances in that title.

it's vodoo brother

dracula stuff

dracula links

dracula videos

gene colan interview

history of brother voodoo

I had the first marvel comics horror omnibus which is a huge sucker even for an omnibus and I got it dirt cheap

heroes vs vampires

doctor dracula

forever knight part five

megan thee stallion interviewed by yung miami and daimn yung miamis boobs look like they are ready to explode she should do porn movies

megan thee stallion part two music videos

megan thee stallion music videos behind the scenes

megan thee stallion saturday night live

megan thee stallion live

halloween cartoons

little dracula too

mil mascaras blue demon blue angel and el rayo de jalisco vs zombies

halloween havoc 1997

thunder in paradise

dragons heaven there are versions with a higher quality on youtube but this is the only english dubbed version I could find

bruce lee king of kung fu

bonus movie fist of fury

bruce lee lives documentary

bruce lee in comics

in the first part we had vampirella here we have the german porn version originally published by weissblech comics the series has found a new home at zauberstern comics who also publish mykros and savage dragon

roger corman feature

roger cormans not of this earth most people only know the remake with traci lords

Today's generation knows Traci Lords from such guest stints like MARRIED WITH CHILDREN or the first Blade movie with Wesley Snipes which is getting more exposure now that they are trying to do a new film. For people from my generation Traci Lords gained worldwide fame as the cool chick who had her boobs done and lied about her age to do porn with 16. Traci was one of the big porn mega stars during my teenage years because of her youthful looks ( no wonder ), her tittilating twin torpedoes and penchant for oral stimulation especially deepthroating.

Her soft, full lips were just made to be wrapped tightly around a rock hard pulsating erection and suck it for hours without mercy until the lucky stiff squirts his brains out while screaming her name ( at least they scream something sounding like her last name ) at the top of his lungs.

Even the best animated GIF doesn´t come close to the real thing so here is a clip from Traci Lords´ second appearance on Married With Children.

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ten things elvira and the movies

halloween repost elviras haunted hills german dubbing

Starting out as a showgirl, go - go dancer and stripper with 17 ( she lied about her age to get the gig ) who met Elvis Presley Elvira seemed to be destined to become a pornstar or hooker since her body could multiply the sales number of any gentlemen's magazine without breaking a sweat.

On top of that her huge melons were just made to be wrapped tightly around a throbbing rock hard erection and massage it until it squirts like a freaking fire hose. Man, if only I could have met Elvira in person when I was in my sexual prime, I cannot imagine all the fun we could have had.

Her twin torpedoes and my dong would have been the best of friends.

Elvira did two movies but for my money the first one Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark is the superior one. The only thing that could have improved that film would have been if they had included some explicit sex scenes where Elvira has to go up against some Urotsukidoji II : Legend Of The Demon Womb like sex demons / tentacle monsters with giant schlongs.

Likewise if I had been the director I would have included an alternative ending where her evil uncle wins and keeps Elvira in his magic dungeon where he dick - tames her with sex magic like a cheap blow up sex doll all night long - every night. Until she becomes his submissive sex slave.

And once her horny uncle has turned Elvira into his newest sex toy he would use her for conjuring the most perverted demons, devils, trolls and other tentacle sex monsters to celebrate a witches sabbath during Walpurgis Night where they use Elvira and a slew of other big breasted witches, vampires, demons and succubus like cheap blow up sex dolls.

Now one of the reasons why I decided to include Elvira once again in this bonus section is that since I mentioned the hentai series Rinkan Club in an earlier post it only occurred to me later that this could be another addition to Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark to give the movie a darker tone.

Because we could expand on Elvira's ancestor Morgana's backstory that one of the reasons why she was such an outcast was that there was a Rinkan Club like secret society that used young blow up sex dolls for their perverted sex marathons and that they used and abused Morgana for an especially long and gruelling penetration sensation weekend party.

Elvira's great - aunt tried to resist them but knowing she was a witch they bound her with iron and slam - fucked her brains out seven ways to Walpurgis night without mercy. Also since she was a witch they had no pangs of conscience about drilling every orifice of her body in the most brutal way as they were convinced to deal out the lord's punishment.

After this traumatic experience Morgana tried everything in her power to disband the secret society but to no avail since all the powerful people in town - including Elvira's uncle - were members and were not willing to give up on this cheap excuse to use and abuse every big breasted, long legged chick in town like a phillipino hooker whenever they felt like it.

The scenes with Morgana could have been played by Cassandra Peterson without her signature Elvira make up demonstrating that she is a capable actress outside of her more famous Elvira persona. Plus there would have been plentiful occasions to showcase her ultimate pornstar body in extremely explicit sex scenes which I am sure all her fans would eat up.

Elvira is one of the famous Busenwunder on the blog where I always tell myself that I have to do an updated version of her cult siren entry - especially around Halloween which really should be just called Elvira's Christmas by now - but never get around to actually do it. As for comics with Elvira, The Mistress Of The Dark I never had any of the classic ones just a few of the issues from Claypool Comics and I had started to read the newest series from Dynamite Entertainment because I decided that I need more Elvira in my life. But as the series progressed more and more of the issues were left out of the orders in favour of more important series so some huge gaps were building. Then I had to sell my entire comicbook collection and I haven't had time to get any new issues with her since. One of these days I'll have to check them out on the internet.

13 nights of elvira shrunken heads

elvira comic special

elvira omnibus

forgotten halloween tv specials

elvira on the fall guy october the 31st

the ketchup vampires narrated by elvira

cassandra peterson interview

germanys version of elvira

oana andoni new videos full episodes

for some reason amanda lear has been showing up a lot in my youtube suggestions lately as a young lad I never knew if amanda was a girl or a dud as because of her deep voice there were a lot of rumours she was a guy who either was dressing up as a woman or had undergone surgery to become a woman for decades

cant have halloween without scooby doo sadly there are not that many full episodes on youtube but heres a compilation in german that also includes some looney tunes and tom and jerry