This episode is especially memorable because it was the first time tv viewers around the world got to see Markie Post's bonerinducing 36C - 24 - 36 Playmate Of The Year measurements in a bikini on The Fall Guy.
I still haven´t truly processed Markie Post´s passing - and I promise to do a proper tribute post when I have the time. In previous post I skipped most of the obligatory Markie Post info dump but Today I am going with the longer version for all of my newer followers who sadly have not had the chance to read my older entries for incredible cult siren Markie Post.
Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 1980s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.
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Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I wanted to.
Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.
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THERE`S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI
But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show from the beginning.
She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini body. OMG !
It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.
For generations of adolescent young boys the only highlight of the week was the short moment when Heather appeared in her famous blue bikini.
I AM SUFFERING FROM ( MARKIE ) POST TRAUMATIC SEX SYNDROME !
Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role .
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But Markie Post knew that she was destined to super stardom, so when the opportunity arose that one of the producers of the show who was a bit smitten with Markie appeared on the set she managed to set up a few meetings - just to discuss her role of course. Even though he claimed to be happily married the business meetings turned into private meetings which were quickly relocated to a secret no - tell motel where Markie slipped very potent illegal performance enhancing drugs into his drink.
Once the drugs had taken effect and the guy got a huge erection three times as big as usual Markie gave his pulsating boner a double breasted deepthroat massage until his member was hard enough to cut diamonds.
When he started to howl like a werewolf Markie knew she had him in her pocket and used her relentless body and her natural ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker to give the lucky guy who was hung like a horse a Kama Sutra crash course with more than the twenty three positions in a one night stand pumping his cock like a breeding stallion.
From the " Markie Post bikini episodes " the only other episode that I have found with the german dubbing is Undersea Odyssey - which is called Treasure Hunt Below Water ( Schatzsuche Unter Wasser ) in the german translation - although this is in the usual low YouTube quality.
Again for my english speaking audience here is the original version of the episode with mouthwatering Markie Post - and let's not forget blonde beachbody Heather Thomas - wearing skimpy bikinis in high quality.
The second episode where Markie Post appeared in a bikini was the 8th episode from season 3 called Inside Outside and we have Terri Michaels hitting the beach in an erection guaranteeing pink bikini that promptly gets the attention of a young and potent stud who immediately realizes that this ultimate men milking machine is way above the sort of buxom college bimbos he usually uses to become his private blow up sex dolls.
A high class sex machine like Terri with a pornstar body that doesn't quit can dicktame even the most well endowed breeding stallions and you can easily wear your dick out on such a deepthroat nympho. So he starts hitting on Terri who turns down all of his advances. Not because the idea of draining such a potent guy at the height of his sexual ability dry until the last drop is not a tempting idea - far from it as she is already going through all the positions she will use to milk him dry in her mind - but because as a lawyer she knows the sentence she faces for completely dicktaming a possible minor even if it happens with his express consent.
Anyway, they don't have time to get any further because when Terri goes for a swim she is immediately abducted by criminals who want to use her - as leverage against Colt Seavers that is. Terri is held hostage for the rest of the episode and sadly they make her put on a bathrobe. Although they also don't let her take off the bikini. Anyway, if it was me who had kidnapped Terri she would be lucky if I let her keep on the bikini briefs.
I know that such a scene probably would not have passed the tv censors but if it would have been too much to show full frontal nudity with her they could have shown her back while she was sliding up and down on Colt´s hard boner. Or they could have shown Colt´s back so you could see Markie legs going high in the air and then opening up and slowly coming down on both sides of Colt´s back ending in a perfect split.
Then the camera could switch to the other side and the audience would see Markie´s back as she slowly takes her bikini top off. While she does the splits Terri would then press her naked breasts against Colt´s nude chest which would give us a great opportunity to show a lot of sideboob.
At this point Markie would start to really dicktame Lee Majors bending her torso all the way backwards and the camera would film her from above so we get to see her completely naked upper half. Normally you would see her nude breasts and nippels but I would have Colt grab Terri´s hooters and squeeze them. I don´t think I'd had to convince Lee Majors to shoot the scene while I definitely would gotten Markie drunk.
80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .
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I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in a Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post the last years even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
Now in the past I have never made a proper comicbook movie casting for Markie Post because for me she was just predestined to play Power Girl.
Another role that would have been perfect for Markie is nymphomanic Nymphini, the titular character of See Wolf's adult comic MAGICAL NYMPHINI in which our always horny protagonist with the porn body of a Playmate Of The Year uses a super vibrator / consolation penetration device called Maxima to take her to the peaks of sexual pleasure and when she climaxes she experiences the most intense sexual fantasies.
Mouthwatering manic men milking machine Markie Post would have been perfect for the role even if she would not have been in her sexual prime.
Because the comic was published in 1991 at which point Markie was 41 but she did Hearts Afire in 1992 and she still had a banging body there.
I definitely would have schtupped her if I would have gotten the chance.
Anyway, Markie really would have fit the role like the soft lips of a porn star wrap around a hard cock naturally as she had all the requirements : blonde hair, a tireless super bendable body that can entice the most perverse wet sex dream even in the minds of the most gay monks and not only could she spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker when the rent is due she also knew all the positions of such sexual instruction books like the Kama Sutra, the Ananga Ranga or the more modern Joy Of Sex by heart plus there were a few dozen she came up with on her own.
On top of that one of her favourite past times was helping prepubescent and extremely well hung underage boys go through puberty by giving them a double breasted deepthroat dick massage for a few hours before banging their brains out six ways to Sunday until they turn into drooling sex addicted serial rapists. And what would have made the movie even better is that Heather Thomas could have played horny Nymphini's less experienced but more sexually aggressive and sluttier little sister Sonya.
And speaking of Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37C ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's room.
Heather even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot.
Which is quite a feat. Speaking of Raquel Welch, just the other day I came across 1966s Fantastic Voyage - sadly for those who don't speak spanish it is with the spanish dubbing - which was very unexpected so I am including it here. I have posted a few Raquel Welch movies and not all of them have stuck so don't be surprised if this classic gets deleted.
