TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN

My regular readers probably expected to see this part on the same day as part one or at least on the next day but as I said things are moving even slower nowadays and it has taken me until now to have the first post that reminiscences about Joe Kelly's run on JLA at a point where I can start the next instalment. Which brings us to the big crescendo of TRIAL BY FIRE in a no holds barred fight of Plastic Man versus the Martian Manhunter for the heavyweight title of best shapeshifter in the galaxy.

Like in our first part Joe Kelly takes an underrated member of the JLA - in this case Plastic Man - and takes him to the maximum of his powers.

For a lot of writers Plastic Man is the league member who stands in the background and assumes funny shapes to lighten the mood when things get serious. He is also often used to voice the things the readers would say or do but the regular - and more veteran - league members can not.

Which is one of the reasons why every new writer on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA brings in new characters or at least characters who have not been in the league. Or who return to the roster and find things changed.

It is an easy way to give those readers who are unfamiliar with the old Justice League of America and its history the lowdown. There are a few additions by Joe Kelly to this incarnation of the Justice League but we will have to elaborate further on that in upcoming posts about this topic.

Today we focus on Plastic Man's role in this story who is one of the many superheroes or villains who stretches and can change his form. And there are various levels of these powers. First we have somebody like Doorman from the Great Lake Avengers - about whom you can read more about that Avengers team in this post - who can't change form and only does become flat as his three dimensional body reduces to two dimensions.

Next up we have somebody like Justice League member Ralph Dibny a.k.a. Elongated Man who - as the name implies - can elongate his body but while he can stretch with the best of them he doesn't change form.

In - between this and our next candidate I almost forgot Charles Foster " Chuck " Taine a.k.a. the Legion of Super - Heroes Bouncing Boy. More than change form he can inflate his body and bounce and for some time he also had the power to create little bouncing balls of rubber which he could wield with deadly precision. Like I said, since he does not appear in a lot of stories outside of the adventures of the Legion of Super - Heroes he is often forgotten but you have to give this guy major props.

Aside from making it into the Legion proper with a super power that for anybody else would have meant a ticket to the Legion of Substitute Super - Heroes he also managed to get married to an ultimate Legion superbabe like Triplicate Girl ( later called Duo Damsel when legion enemy Computo killed off one of her duplicate bodies ) whose super power comes especially in handy when you plan to have a foursome.

One power level up we have somebody like the Fantastic Four's Reed Richards a.k.a. Mister Fantastic ( and I have written too many posts about them so I am not going to include any links here ) who not only can stretch but also change form to escape, defend himself or attack.

I would say that Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece ( and as unlikely as it seems we even have a post on that ) is in the same category although he uses his powers more aggressively and almost exclusively as offensive.

On the last power level we have characters like Plastic Man, the Martian Manhunter or the Impossible Man from THE FANTASTIC FOUR ( just to add another green skinned shape changer ) who can turn their entire body into every form imaginable - and even some unimaginable - even if the last two can change colour which is something that for Plastic Man takes quite some effort. Although that also may be a convenient explanation provided by Joe Kelly as to why you can always see where Plastic Man is - even if he has taken on another form - since he always maintains the same colour scheme. Which is something the artists have to do so the readers always know where Plastic Man is. Otherwise it can become too confusing. Anyway, that will be all for Today because on one hand I don't want to say too much about the rest of this story so I do not spoil it for those visitors who still have not read it yet. And on the other hand that would take too much time so for the moment I will let Doug Mahnke's incredible art - who really can go to town in this part - do the talking.

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Next up we have another visit from Anthony Digioia as he serves up the second volume of Forgotten Movies From The 80s and the reason why I chose this video is that besides such 80s classics like Manhunter, Bright Lights Big City, Romancing The Stone and Tequila Sunrise it also features Bachelor Party starring Tom Hanks with whom we will have a full movie - though not this one - further down the line. Now we can not talk about Bachelor Party without mentioning Monique Gabrielle since her short part in this movie introduced her to the american mainstream audience.

The beautiful, buxom and shapely Monique Gabrielle added an ample, alluring and invigorating dose of smoldering sex appeal to a bunch of enjoyably down and dirty horror and exploitation pictures throughout the 80s and 90s. The 5' 6" natural brunette who was born in Kansas City, Missouri and raised in Denver, Colorado started modeling while still in high school, entering her first beauty pageant at 17 ( she won the title of Miss American Legion and went on to participate in other pageants, modeling competitions and nightclub contests ), and moved to California in 1980 right after graduating high school. Monique had small but still mam - orable roles in AIRPLANE II : THE SEQUEL, NIGHT SHIFT, YOUNG DOCTORS IN LOVE, FLASHDANCE, HARD TO HOLD, FEAR OF A BLACK HAT.

Speaking about BACHELOR PARTY, one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who do not get enough recognition for that.

Back then they put the emphasis in screwball comedy on the screw part so there were a lot of hot massitas like uncredited blonde bombshell Angela Aames who could have easily starred in a POWER GIRL movie.

So it´s no wonder that among her sadly too few credits ( she passed away with only 32 years ) is the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick THE LOST EMPIRE besides former 42F ( !!! ) - 24 - 36 blow up sex doll template Raven De La Croix who played the role of überbusty amazonian princess.

She would have been perfect for an xxx - rated WONDER WOMAN movie.

I wrote more about Raven De La Croix in my first Justice League Casting Alternates post and you can find more about the Russ Meyer movie UP ! in this Alan Davis post about the Legion of Super - Heroes including some spiffy new GIFs of nymphomanic born for porn actress Janet Wood who tried to slam - bang her well - endowed homosexual ( ! ) co - star Robert McLane straight again in the worst way like a possessed phillipino hooker.

And while I have mentioned some of the well endowed actresses from his cult movies like 39D playmate Eve Meyer , 44F Busenwunder Uschi Digard or natural born indian 42F stripper Raven De La Croix in various posts I have only written solo cult siren entries for two of the greatest Russ Meyer muses : Haji and Tura Satana . Tura´s post is mostly about the cult movie Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! ( The Devil Women of Tittfield in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio.

Coming back to Angela Aames she not only appeared on four episodes of Night Court with Markie Post but also on two episodes of The Fall Guy.

Choosing which other episodes I will include is always difficult because I want to include some new ones - or at least some I have not posted yet - otherwise re - posting this part makes no sense at all but I also need to include some of the quintessential Markie Post episodes where she can sturt her stuff. One of her breast ones is obviously Baker's Dozen which I do have with the german dubbing but in very low quality so here is the original version in HD. Of course this is a repost as this is one of the famous " Markie Post bikini episodes " of which there are only three.

This episode is especially memorable because it was the first time tv viewers around the world got to see Markie Post's bonerinducing 36C - 24 - 36 Playmate Of The Year measurements in a bikini on The Fall Guy.

I still haven´t truly processed Markie Post´s passing - and I promise to do a proper tribute post when I have the time. In previous post I skipped most of the obligatory Markie Post info dump but Today I am going with the longer version for all of my newer followers who sadly have not had the chance to read my older entries for incredible cult siren Markie Post.

Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 1980s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.

Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I wanted to.

Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.

THERE`S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI

But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show from the beginning.

She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini body. OMG !

It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.

For generations of adolescent young boys the only highlight of the week was the short moment when Heather appeared in her famous blue bikini.

I AM SUFFERING FROM ( MARKIE ) POST TRAUMATIC SEX SYNDROME !

Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role .

But Markie Post knew that she was destined to super stardom, so when the opportunity arose that one of the producers of the show who was a bit smitten with Markie appeared on the set she managed to set up a few meetings - just to discuss her role of course. Even though he claimed to be happily married the business meetings turned into private meetings which were quickly relocated to a secret no - tell motel where Markie slipped very potent illegal performance enhancing drugs into his drink.

Once the drugs had taken effect and the guy got a huge erection three times as big as usual Markie gave his pulsating boner a double breasted deepthroat massage until his member was hard enough to cut diamonds.

When he started to howl like a werewolf Markie knew she had him in her pocket and used her relentless body and her natural ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker to give the lucky guy who was hung like a horse a Kama Sutra crash course with more than the twenty three positions in a one night stand pumping his cock like a breeding stallion.

Nobody knows which dickdraining techniques she used to milk him dry but in a recently discovered diary Markie Post had stated " just thinking about what I had to do in that motel room makes me sick and thankfully no one knows we fucked because if word ever got out to which sexual practices I submitted him I could get arrested in over fourteen states ".

After Markie had successfully dicktamed the guy six ways to Sunday during these weekend long squirt marathons he was only too eager to convince the rest of the guys in charge what a complete waste it would be to have Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say and the rest is 80s tv history. So Markie got more involved in the stories and basically stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as Markie donned a bikini ( mainly in season three ).

From the " Markie Post bikini episodes " the only other episode that I have found with the german dubbing is Undersea Odyssey - which is called Treasure Hunt Below Water ( Schatzsuche Unter Wasser ) in the german translation - although this is in the usual low YouTube quality.

Again for my english speaking audience here is the original version of the episode with mouthwatering Markie Post - and let's not forget blonde beachbody Heather Thomas - wearing skimpy bikinis in high quality.

The second episode where Markie Post appeared in a bikini was the 8th episode from season 3 called Inside Outside and we have Terri Michaels hitting the beach in an erection guaranteeing pink bikini that promptly gets the attention of a young and potent stud who immediately realizes that this ultimate men milking machine is way above the sort of buxom college bimbos he usually uses to become his private blow up sex dolls.

A high class sex machine like Terri with a pornstar body that doesn't quit can dicktame even the most well endowed breeding stallions and you can easily wear your dick out on such a deepthroat nympho. So he starts hitting on Terri who turns down all of his advances. Not because the idea of draining such a potent guy at the height of his sexual ability dry until the last drop is not a tempting idea - far from it as she is already going through all the positions she will use to milk him dry in her mind - but because as a lawyer she knows the sentence she faces for completely dicktaming a possible minor even if it happens with his express consent.

Anyway, they don't have time to get any further because when Terri goes for a swim she is immediately abducted by criminals who want to use her - as leverage against Colt Seavers that is. Terri is held hostage for the rest of the episode and sadly they make her put on a bathrobe. Although they also don't let her take off the bikini. Anyway, if it was me who had kidnapped Terri she would be lucky if I let her keep on the bikini briefs.

Although they probably would have to let her wear the bikini top to appease the tv censors. That's probably also the reason why one of the guys hates women and the other one is too interested in convincing Colt Seavers not to testify to do anything with Terri. I mean, realistically if two guys had an absolute Busenwunder that looks like sexy Markie Post captive for two days ( ! ) they would spend the first day taking turns at drilling each orifice of her body and the second day they would be tag - teaming her 24/7. Now for the longest time I couldn't see the episode and if I did I never remembered the ending so I made up one for me.

In it Terri Michaels had learned through her ordeal that life is too short to let opportunities slip by. So after the whole deal is over she uses her contacts as a lawyer to track down the young stud who tried to hit on her and goes to the bar where all the college boys go to in her best " fuck me " dress that shows off every inch of her spectacular body. All of his peers are speechless - especially when she leaves with him to a five star luxury hotel at a secret location where she drags him to a special soundproof bedroom so nobody can hear him screaming at the top of his lungs when she makes him squirt like a fire hose for the next two weeks.

In The Fall Guy Colt Seavers always tried to avoid Terri Michaels and the reason they gave was that the jobs she got him turned out to be more dangerous than she made them look. But if my bail bonds contractor was a walking sex machine like Markie Post with a fantastic bikini figure and long legs for miles up to her chin I would have taken every job she had.

Of course I would have waited until she was really desperate so I could get a higher price and I would insist that instead of paying in cash she would have to work it off in naturals. In the show Colt Seavers has an outdoor bathtub and I would have ended the episode with Colt using Terri as his personal blow up sex doll in the bathtub while Terri spreads her legs apart wider than a fillipino hooker with her rent money due.

I know that such a scene probably would not have passed the tv censors but if it would have been too much to show full frontal nudity with her they could have shown her back while she was sliding up and down on Colt´s hard boner. Or they could have shown Colt´s back so you could see Markie legs going high in the air and then opening up and slowly coming down on both sides of Colt´s back ending in a perfect split.

Then the camera could switch to the other side and the audience would see Markie´s back as she slowly takes her bikini top off. While she does the splits Terri would then press her naked breasts against Colt´s nude chest which would give us a great opportunity to show a lot of sideboob.

At this point Markie would start to really dicktame Lee Majors bending her torso all the way backwards and the camera would film her from above so we get to see her completely naked upper half. Normally you would see her nude breasts and nippels but I would have Colt grab Terri´s hooters and squeeze them. I don´t think I'd had to convince Lee Majors to shoot the scene while I definitely would gotten Markie drunk.

80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .

I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in a Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post the last years even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .

Now in the past I have never made a proper comicbook movie casting for Markie Post because for me she was just predestined to play Power Girl.

Another role that would have been perfect for Markie is nymphomanic Nymphini, the titular character of See Wolf's adult comic MAGICAL NYMPHINI in which our always horny protagonist with the porn body of a Playmate Of The Year uses a super vibrator / consolation penetration device called Maxima to take her to the peaks of sexual pleasure and when she climaxes she experiences the most intense sexual fantasies.

Mouthwatering manic men milking machine Markie Post would have been perfect for the role even if she would not have been in her sexual prime.

Because the comic was published in 1991 at which point Markie was 41 but she did Hearts Afire in 1992 and she still had a banging body there.

I definitely would have schtupped her if I would have gotten the chance.

Anyway, Markie really would have fit the role like the soft lips of a porn star wrap around a hard cock naturally as she had all the requirements : blonde hair, a tireless super bendable body that can entice the most perverse wet sex dream even in the minds of the most gay monks and not only could she spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker when the rent is due she also knew all the positions of such sexual instruction books like the Kama Sutra, the Ananga Ranga or the more modern Joy Of Sex by heart plus there were a few dozen she came up with on her own.

On top of that one of her favourite past times was helping prepubescent and extremely well hung underage boys go through puberty by giving them a double breasted deepthroat dick massage for a few hours before banging their brains out six ways to Sunday until they turn into drooling sex addicted serial rapists. And what would have made the movie even better is that Heather Thomas could have played horny Nymphini's less experienced but more sexually aggressive and sluttier little sister Sonya.

And speaking of Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37C ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's room.

Heather even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot.

One last thing I want to mention about Angela Aames is that she also appeared in the second episode of 80s cult show Automan called Staying Alive While Running A High Flashdance Fever as a megabusty bartender.

Longtime followers may remember that I already posted this episode but since it probably has been deleted since then here is a new version that I found just recently in a decent quality and the right picture frame. Plus it's in the spanish latino dubbing so I hope my oyeescuchas - if I still have any - enjoy this as this show has also been big in the latino community.

But let´s get back to BACHELOR PARTY. My how times have changed.

Back then I didn´t know much english so for me a bachelor was a cool guy who had crazy adventures, drank a lot of alcohol and had wild sex with as many hot women as possible before getting married. Not some douchebag who had a few dozen sexbombs fall all over themselves to get a stupid rose if you know what I mean. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

And yes, that really is a very young Michael Dudikoff in that scene.

And it´s a miracle that they stayed with the original title BACHELOR PARTY instead of something incredibly stupid like DER TOTAL VERRÜCKTE JUNGGESELLENABSCHIED oder RICK`S FEUCHTFRÖHLICHE SAUSE. German translators for movie titles just love to come up with crazy movie titles that have nothing to do with the plot of the movie and don't make sense.

Anyway, all throughout my teenage years the movie had a FSK 18 rating in Germany ( which means you have to be 18 to watch it ) - mostly for the scenes with Monique Gabrielle and the next actress I am going to mention - but in 2010 the movie was viewed again and was rated FSK 12.

Now Toni Alessandrini is better known as she was in quite a few bikini competitions around the time the BIKINI OPEN were so popular and in some erotic tv series. Besides having 16 movie credits the stripper who says of herself : " My whole body is an erogenous zone. " won Miss World Burlesque 1980, Miss Exotic World 1991 and danced in a Playboy revue.

Continuing with Monique Gabrielle, her most memorable roles include a pathetic junkie snitch in terrifically trashy babes - behind - bars classic CHAINED HEAT, a sweet princess and her evil twin in DEATHSTALKER II.

A nude model in funny sketch comedy AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON, alongside - and on top of - sexbomb Rachel Vickers in ANGEL EYES, a gutsy lady cop in SILK 2, nerdy, repressed Megan in the delightfully dippy EVIL TOONS and there is even a comicbook related role since she played feisty security chief Miss Poinsettia in the amusingly campy THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING with sexy 80s crush Heather Locklear in the lead role.

Here in Europe she is of course best known for the steamy EMANUELLE 5 in which Monique Gabrielle played the woman she was born to bring to the big screen : the titular brazen and uninhibited sexual adventuress, the french soft sex kitten with the inexhaustible body of a Playmate of the Year ( or rather a Penthouse Pet Of The Month for December 1982 in Monique´s case ), the sex drive of a nymphomaniac and the morals of a hooker who always seems to have trouble keeping her clothes on and her long legs together. It is the pinnacle of her thespian career as well as the zenith of all the Emanuelle movies and the rest is as they say history.

After Monique Gabrielle the role went to german Sexbombe Natalie Uher who became famous as the youngest german playmate with sixteen and the youngest actress to play Emanuelle with twenty in EMANUELLE 6.

She tried her breast to fill out the role and had considerable sex appeal for a skinny chick not to mention that she is rather adept at removing her clothes whenever the script calls for it baring every square - inch of her spectacular boy ( here her model skills come in quite handy ) but she is no Monique Gabrielle who has a body to die for. Sadly this was her third and last movie since she could've made a fortune if she continued but she left the showbiz and is now happily married with two children.

Before that I had only seen two movies with original sexbomb Sylvia Kristel who - at least according to her bio - worked as a secretary and quit to become a model since she was constantly used as a blow up sex doll by the entire male staff ( no pun intended ) due to her porn body.

Besides that american audiences are probably most familiar with Krista Allen who played Emanuelle in eight made for tv movies. Because she did it when her incredible body was in prime condition she was able to believable portray the french sex machine with the high moan factor who merciless milks men dry until they can´t remember on which side the doorknob is. The show had some strange 3D effects - because that was the new thing at that time - and the stories were not that great but it was all worth it to see Miss Allen get her freak on. Whoa, did she ever.

Here it was shown on PRO7 but so far I haven´t seen the DVDs anywhere.

The bodacious Krista Allen played Clark Kent´s hot new teacher on SMALLVILLE, Jim Carey´s new neighbor with the big boobs in LIAR LIAR and the sexy oracle on CHARMED ( she was also in a series called Black Widow which had nothing to do with the Marvel character ) but she is probably best known for her role of Jenna Avid on BAYWATCH HAWAII.

And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as the french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out these BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

And to wrap up Monique Gabrielle, she did guest spots on DREAM ON, HUNTER and HARDBALL and was the onetime girlfriend of low - budget straight - to - video picture director Jim Wynorski. She popped up in a handful of his movies in both minor and more substantial parts alike.

She cheerfully poked fun at her own b - flick queen persona in SCREAM QUEEN HOT TUB PARTY where she co - starred with happy handfuls of other nude fright - flick starlets like Michelle Bauer. She married adult film director Tony Angove in 2003, lives in South Florida and runs a porno movie production company that is called Monique's Purrfect Productions.

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But throw in a hasian Busenwunder like living blow up sex doll Yaya Han who not only comes with her own Power Girl costume but who is an ultimate dickdraining sex machine with huge melons, an ass that won't quit and legs for miles almost up to her chin and who can take all kinds of punishment and we got ourself the winner for the role of Earth 2's Kara Zor - El in my adult JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA - SEX CRISIS ON INFINITE SCHLONGS movie. Of course Yaya Han would have to undergo a rigorous audition on my casting couch but I am confident that after a few days we can cum to a conclusion that is satisfactory for everyone.

Speaking of Yaya Han and her oversized oppai, while she managed to use her impressive skills in costume making to build a successful career in cosplay and her own little cosplay empire it is still such an incredibly big waste that she hides her mouth watering melons under so much fabric and is squandering her investment in her new boobs when they could be put to such better use advancing mankind by massaging huge horsecocks.

It is one of the great mysteries of the universe that has baffled wise men for decades how a natural born men milking machine didn't end up as a porn star and is using her genetical predilection to spread her legs like a professional philippino prostitute only in some scattered Chun Li cosplay photoshoots instead of pounding rock hard boners throughout the world.

Because it's not like she doesn't know the effect her sensational porn star boobs has on the male fanboy as she not only did a version of Chun Li's costume where they are only framed and supported by a golden bow in such a way that she is shoving them in your face in the most obvious way being only fractions away from giving you a free motorboating session.

No she also can " twitch " them when she moves in a certain way. Which she does a lot on purpose especially when she is giving interviews since she knows full well that the horny camera guys can't help themselves but zooming in on her massive melons which brings her cosplay videos views.

And those full and soft wet lips could be doing what they are meant to do : give lonely boners countless hours of sexual pleasure by wrapping around them and spit - polishing the entire shaft until they are hard enough to cut a diamond before relentlessly deepthroating them and bringing them near the brink of exhaustion before squirting a huge load.

Because we all know that not only are asian women natural born sluts through decades of sexual assault and inbreeding but that when it comes to giving blowjobs no woman can hold a candle to asian cocksuckers.

Like the old chinese proverb goes : life sucks but asian girls do swallow.

And it's not like Yaya Han is not a deepthroat addicted nymphomanic sexual freak who jumps her fiancee from the sofa and drags him to the bedroom where she wraps her perfect legs around him and pumps him dry with her natural born asian stripper moves. So even if she wasn't willing to do outright porn Yaya Han could at least do some ASMR videos.

And possibly team up with ASMR Amy in the process. I know that I would not be the only man out there who would be totally blown away with an ASMR Amy / Yaya Han team up especially when Amy could get Yaya Han drunk enough to do one of her uncensored and uncut OnlyFans videos .

Can you imagine asian penetration sensation Yaya Han and living blow up sex doll ASMR Amy fondling doing a wet t - shirt contest ? The sight of them fondling their titanic twin torpedoes at the same time would be almost too much to bare for the human brain - like looking into the sun.

I would even make the huge sacrifice to volunteer for the part of stunt cock in all of those videos for the benefit of humanity at large and they could take turns milking my balls to the last drop wearing my dick out.

Now I have never made a secret that I am sexually obsessed with Power Girl. There are dozens of posts dedicated to DC´s Maid of the Mighty Mammaries and while I haven´t written one recently I started a series about one of my favourite artists from my earliest comic reading days.

And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but anything on Earth 2.

For those who want to check it out I managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton way back in 2020 .

Since then I have written two additional posts, my third Joe Stanton GREEN LANTERN post and one with all the original art that I could not include in the post but which is worth posting because it is from such comic legends like Mike Grell , Gil Kane , Brian Bolland or Dave Gibbons .

Last but not least definitely check out my post from 2021 about the best Green Lantern of all time, space and parallel universes : Guy Gardner.

I would say " to make a long story short " but I think it´s already too late for that. Anyway, on my old boob blog I had a series called SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL of which only a few select posts have found their way here.

Back then I started the series to prove not only that women with such big breasts like Power Girl ( at least when she is drawn right ) exist in the real world but that they are not so uncommon like feminists ( this was before SJWs ruled the earth ) would like you to believe. As longtime visitors are more than aware of Power Girl is my favorite female comic book character and not only because of her huge breasts ( although they don´t hurt either ) or her conveniently placed magical cleavage window.

She is also a non apologetic, pro active woman who is not only a female carbon copy of her male counterpart which is a nice change of pace.

What makes me laugh is that the size of her breasts is what ultimately breaks the feminists suspension of disbelieve. Power Girl is Superman´s cousin from Earth 2 or rather she was until CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS after which her origin was changed so that she is a descendant of the sorcerer Arion who lived thousands of years ago - until INFINITE CRISIS happened and all the parallel earths were restored but when she went to Earth 2 there already was another Power Girl and to differentiate her from most DC Comics super heroines she has really big breasts. And when I say really big breasts I don´t mean Catwoman or Wonder Woman level breasts but upper level echelon boobs on par with Starfire or Big Barda .

And the feminists go " Wait. Did you say Power Girl has really big breasts ? How unrealistic. " Strange visitor from a strange planet comes to earth and gains super powers because of earth´s red sun and lower gravity and the thing that feminists find unrealistic is not that kryptonians look like humans but the size of her chest. The cherry on top is that Power Girl is a very emancipated character who is all about female empowerment and girl´s self reliance but not in a boring, preachy way like Wonder Woman .

Thankfully a lot of women are aware of this which is why Power Girl is so beloved by women around the globe whom we have to thank for so many stunning cosplays including asian 44D cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han .

GOT WALLY WOOD ? or IT´S ALL ABOUT POWER GIRL´S POWER GIRLS

In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boobs you can find the original art for the 17 page story from ALL - STAR COMICS 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.

Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.

When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen , J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis , art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.

Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTI FRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man had gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.

One of the main attractions of TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv the blonde also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.

Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of posts like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.

But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breasts like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe.

For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and when DC started back - paddling with REBIRTH and restoring many things I was curious what that meant for Power Girl. I had hoped there might be a return to her former glory in store for her but the SJWs have stuck the real Power Girl in limbo and replaced her with a political correct, flat chested black version. I guess Kara is too much woman to for them.

And when they finally brought her back to the DC universe proper it was even worse since they discarded her classic costume - which is not only one of the most recognizable costumes as far as costumes for female characters go but also one of the easiest to draw - and gave her a bland, political onesie where the cleavage window isn't even a cleavage window anymore. I guess that nobody told the political agenda box checkers at DC Comics that to qualify as a cleavage window said window has to be somewhere where it can actually show some cleavage like ... oh, I don't know .... her CLEAVAGE ? Plus instead of a cape they gave her a jacket !

A jacket. Ever since the 90s when everybody suddenly got jackets super hero costumes have done fine without them but I guess that is the price the readers have to pay when a generation takes the reigns that grew up watching The Incredibles. To add insult to injury they have written an awful storyline where this former capable and self - assured woman is completely insecure and doubts everything about her and in which Kal - El - who is THE most supportive guy on the planet especially when it comes to his immediate family - behaves like a total dick to Power Girl.

I admit it, an asian men milking machine like Yaya Han with her giant - sized woman things checks all of my boxes. I want to motorboat her huge gazongas for hours, I want Yaya Han to massage my dick with her double airbags in the worst way, I want to ram the entire shaft of my hard cock down her throat and I want to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker and slam - fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday. And I want to dicktame her with my throbbing manhood and wear my dick out on her.

If they do a Power Girl movie with Yaya Han they could include some of the more explicit encounters between the characters from the DC universe and the Marvel universe during the DC VS MARVEL crossover mini - series that were cut like Power Girl's hot encounter with Venom.

I guarantee you that if this would have been one of the battles where the readers got to vote about the outcome Venom would have won by a landslide. Because as popular as Power Girl can be with the male readers everybody would have voted for Venom to see him probe every orifice of Power Girl's kryptonian pornstar body with dozen of twitching tentacles.

Now since we can't include the full Breakdowns storyline in the movie - which sadly is the only time Power Girl wore her bonerinducing coconut bra costume ( at least as far as I know since I am not up to date on the new JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA book although I doubt DC Comics will ever let it appear within a comic again ) - I would opt for the scene that was cut from the story and which was only in the first draft of the script.

In it Guy Gardner steals Kara's diary where he finds a passage about how she turns into a complete deepthroat addicted nympho slut who milks the nearest dick dry when she gets drunk. Guy promptly uses the info to get Power Girl plastered like 20 russians during a fake fertility festival on Kooeykooeykooey Island - where she is tricked into performing a sweat inducing fertility dance for hours while drinking lots of beer mixed with potent interstellar sex drugs containing pink kryptonite - until Kara is writhing in wild convulsions and foaming at the mouth. At which point Guy drags her to the nearest hut where she immediately starts to submit his already huge boner to a double - breasted deepthroat dick massage.

After a few hours of lubricating Guy's little guy until he becomes first the big guy and then the supersized guy Kara flies on his dick - literally - and rides him loke a nympho cowgirl until he shoots his load like a fire hose !

For the rest of the night and during the next week Guy Gardner keeps Power Girl drunk so he can live out all of his perverted sex phantasies.

But all good things come to an end and after Guy Gardner has dicktamed Power Girl to the point where he can no longer get it up anymore while completely wearing out his dick in the process he uses a trick Alan Scott showed him to mindwipe the last fuck week from Power Girl's memory.

Or so he thinks. In reality Alan Scott showed him a useless trick because he knew Guy would try to use it to sexually assault his fellow female Justice League of America members and Power Girl's diary was a fake.

Because after finding out that Guy's new vuldarian heritage had turned his already huge horsecock into a giant monstercock that could give even the most well hung breeding stallions penis envy she devised this plan to get him to pound her pornstar body senseless without having to debase herself to having to openly ask the pervert to have sexual intercourse.

Apropos squirting a huge load, coming back to casting hasian Yaya Han as Power Girl in an xxx - rated Justice League of America movie I would include a scene where the male JLA members are on a rescue mission for the JLA babes with the biggest boobs who have been kidnapped by slave traders to be sold as blow up sex dolls to outer space harems where sex demons stretch them completely out with all their aggressive tentacles.

Somehow Guy Gardner manages to slip away from the others and thanks to a DNA sample of Power Girl ( which he wanted to provide to the new Toy Master to clone him an army of obedient Power Girl sex drones ) he finds her still tied up in the villains vessel where Mongul kept her for his private uses after he sold most of the other members ( except Big Barda and Starfire which he kept in storage ). While the rest of the team goes after the other women Guy stays behind to free Power Girl but as soon as they have left he uses the opportunity to piston pump the captive.

Speaking of using once in a lifetime opportunities to piston pump the ultimate Busenwunders I would definitely have to include my number one wet sex dream of all times, a. k. a. the breast body in showbiz, 40C - 23 - 36 men milking machine Janet " I'll Slamfuck Your Brains Out All Night - Don't Stop " Action Jackson - the nubian deepthroat blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute who has three solo posts on my blog plus three entries in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series in the movie even if it's just to spend a week on the casting couch.

Janet is not only a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all new employees - orally !

There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body completely wearing out their giant sized man - things in the process.

Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.

It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if it explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons. According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

Man, now that she´s single again all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her new personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy ( if you are ever in the vicinity of Torredembarra and in desperate need of a good slam - fucking I would gladly make the sacrifice and offer my services as breeding stallion for any emergency penetration sensation marathons Janet, hint, hint, wink, wink ) and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant coconuts, deepthroating thick and pulsating schlongs left and right until they squirt like firehoses.

She would be great as Nubia - a.k.a. the black version of Wonder Woman for whom I have already designed a special costume. And since Yaya Han plays Power Girl maybe I could trick her ... I mean persuade her to give me one of her patented lubrication sensation two hour long double - breasted deepthroat dick massages by betting her five bucks that she can't swallow the entire shaft. And like all naturally born asian oral sex nymphos she will get totally carried away once she tit - fucks my cock !

Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include in which Janet returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find me slam - banging Yaya Han's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy since I made another bet that she could have sex with me all night long and I would not come twice. And instead of money Yaya Han agreed to become my obedient living blow up sex doll for the next three months if she lost.

Anyway, Nubia - played by Janet Jackson - would not come in to tell Power Girl that the bet is rigged ( the catch is that the stipulation clearly states that I will not come twice and in fact I came over a dozen times and not only two times ) but to get her to share my monstercock.