Friday, July 04, 2025

Happy Fourth of July with Captain America

I was so busy working on my first urban legends post that I almost forgot that Today is the Fourth of July. So since I always try to do a post for this holiday it is time for another post on Mike Zeck's CAPTAIN AMERICA run .


Initially I thought I would have to pick it up where we left off and use the material I couldn't fit in last year's post ( which I wrote on the 6th of July ) but as it just happens Today I found - once again - the complete original artwork for two entire issues - issue 258 and 275 - and because I think the story is more fitting for this holiday I decided to post issue 275.


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Now during his 80 plus year history Captain America's comic exploits have been subject to many changes along the way but did you know that when his book was turned into the horror title CAPTAIN AMERICA'S WEIRD TALES during the late 1940s in a desperate attempt to compete with the rising popularity of horror comicbooks like EC Comic's famous anthology books TALES FROM THE CRYPT, THE VAULT OF HORROR and THE HAUNT OF FEAR ( and to some lesser extent their science fiction titles WEIRD SCIENCE and WEIRD FANTASY or the war titles FRONTLINE COMBAT and TWO - FISTED TALES ) Captain America was literally sent to hell ? But don't just take my word for it, you can read all about it in another instalment from Brian Cronin's Look Back essay serial over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES .


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black scorpion two parter series finale with Adam West Batman himself as Dr. Noah Goddard a.k.a. Breathtaker and Athena Massey reprises her role of Dr. Gail Weathers a.k.a. Hurricane


Ueber bodacious real life blow up sex doll Athena Massey is of course best known from the famous midnight classic skin flick Undercover Heat where she was completely cast against type because you have to wonder who in his right mind would cast such an ultimate nympho men milking machine as the severely sex starved undercover cop Cindy Hannen ?


Even if the story is nothing new - a female cop has to go undercover as a callgirl to find a serial killer - Undercover Heat is one of the best erotic movies I have seen because it has the perfect blend of crime, suspense, erotic and humor that few directors of this genre achieve. It also has a nice pacing of 5 minutes of story development followed by 5 minutes of erotic scenes and so on. But the biggest reason why this movie is so entertaining is the stunning Athena Massey and her spectacular body.

The character Athena plays is a somewhat repressed woman who never had much time besides her police work to explore her sexuality but as she goes undercover she makes up for that in spades. The plan going in is that her superior will send her clients so she can keep her cover and give him regular status reports. But as they sometimes come too late - to their appointments not as in relayed ejaculation - the sex depraved bombshell is already busy sexperimenting with the other potent studs.

There is even a threesome with a client and his big breasted wife so this movie has it all. So this is my recommendation for the day and if you haven´t seen it yet you definitely have to check out Undercover Heat.


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ellie the empress

ONCE YOU HAD BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK : SEX EMPRESS ELLIE !

Apropos epic bikini babes, that's my cue for more videos with voluptuous afro - american aphrodite Ellie the Empress and since her breast videos have an age restriction ( you know they are good when YouTube tries to block them ) and I already posted all of her bikini and swimwear try on haul videos here are a few more regular try on outings with the Empress.


Since the video about her visit to an adult shop has an age restriction ( I don't know why though, it's not like Ellie's giving giant double dildos a test drive on camera no matter how much we would love to see Ellie and an equally big breasted deepthroat addicted nymphomanic lesbian friend - who secretly gets off on deepthroating and titfucking gay boys with huge horsecocks who have just turned eighteen straight again - go into a complete fuck frenzy !!! ) here is an eat try treats video instead.


By the way, all those new blog visitors who want to know more about her might want to check out the first part of my spotlight on Tom Grummet's run of THE NEW TITANS where she talks about her time in the military as well as part two where she goes into depth about working in a prison.

I WANNA BE YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR : ELLIE'S BOOB CAMP TAMING !

Yes, that surprised me too because with her titanic twin torpedoes you might assume that Ellie would have done a lot of troop entertainment in her tour or at least have been a " barrack bunny " ( I just learned the term from that live stream ) but according to Ellie she was not sexually harassed because she was a late bloomer even if she later made more than up for that with her bonerinducing 44H - 24 - 34 measurements.


She claims that she was not as busty back then and always concealed her pornstar measurements with her baggy uniform. Also there were like 60 girls in her unit and only four guys so you know that all them horny girls were relentlessly milking those lucky dude's hard cocks with their giant melons 24 / 7 making them squirt until they could not get it up anymore.

And to think that they made that unit because the horny soldiers were constantly slamfucking the girls who were working at the supply unit and the officials were tired of female soldiers getting pregnant all the time.


Boy, did that plan backfire. Although for the four guys this was probably heaven on earth : each one had 15 girls as their private blow up sex dolls to use at their hearts content without the need of sexually assaulting a woman in uniform. Which is always a serious problem in the US military.


MY CLASSMATE WITH THE SECRET RUSS MEYER TWIN TORPEDOES !

Now there might be some guys who might find it hard to believe that she could successfully hide her booming pornstar body - even if she did not have the huge tits she would get later at the tender age of 18 - just with a baggy uniform but as I learned from personal experience we sometimes can't see the forest for the trees. Or rather the tits for the stripper pole.


I have already told this story but when I was doing my job training as a car mechanic at the Deutsche Bundesbahn in Stuttgart our parallel class at the trade school ( in Germany they have the dual learning system where you are taught physically by learning how to repair cars but also theoretically in a school ) was from Daimler Benz - better known as Mercedes in Amerika - and they always had better tuition and material because they had more money. There was even a girl in the group and I did have some of the usual interactions - interchanging notes on school matters or supplying homework when one was ill - but since she was a bit mousy and looked pretty plain I didn't get more involved with her.


Which I should have but you are always wiser in hindsight. Anyway, fast forward a year and we were doing one of these activities that you do with your trade school class and the choice was either go ice skating or swimming. Since I never was good at ice skating I opted to go swimming as did the girl from my parallel class and my jaw literally hit the floor when she came out of the changing stall in a bikini and had the biggest breasts that I had ever seen. At least in real life. As longtime followers of the blog know I had seen my share of porn movies up to that point and this girl could have given famous british 90s porn superstar Sarah Louise Young's giantsized implants a run for her money with her massive melons.


Suddenly I was very interested to talk to her but I was still a bit awkward and shy around women at that time so that another Bundesbahn pupil who was more experienced at talking to girls stole my thunder. All I could do was drool over her from afar and wave goodbye as the guy accompanied her home. Damn, I'm sure he fucked her brains out too.


Anyway, all I want to say is that sometimes women can hide their bodies even if they have huge tits. And if you don't believe my story just think about React channel Busenwunder Haley who managed to hide her giant - sized pornstar melons from the male audience for quite some time. But that's enough of a rant from me and let's get back to Ellie the Empress.


DEEPTHROATING BIG DICKS : TROOP ENTERTAINMENT ELLIE STYLE !

Ellie also admits that she did have two military boyfriends during her service - who definitely were banging the living daylights out of her and wearing their schlongs out dick - taming her into submission - and that once she was in her civilian clothes that fit like a second skin and her huge titties hanging all out all the guys in the army were hitting on her.


I am not sure if I believe that she never had any crazy sexual adventures during her service with the " drill instructor " during " sexxx booty camp " month but the army's loss is the internet's gain. What I am not sure of is if I understood correctly is her comment that usually her live streams are NSFW and can't be uploaded to YouTube. Does it really mean what I think ? And if so where can I find the uncensored versions of the sex streams ?

DOING HARD TIME AND HARD DICKS : ELLIE TAMED BEHIND BARS !

And not only has this nubian blow up sex doll been a soldier but also a correctional officer which are two jobs where people think they must have the highest rate of sexual assault so she must have gotten a lot of dick in her line of work. Well, as with the first Q & A session this will definitely shatter a lot of your illusions because while female soldiers are gangraped at an alarming rate by their fellow soldiers and direct superiors most sexual transgressions in prisons happen TO inmates and the perpetrators are either other inmates or the guards. And while I am not quite sure if I totally believe that she was never sexually assaulted by an inmate during her time at prison I also don't think that an ultimate men milking machine with a porn star body like Ellie would use inmates as her sex toys when she can seduce any man she wants outside of jail.


She was a bit cryptic about a fellow female officer that got in trouble for slambanging a prisoner and got labelled as a sex offender and there is a comment about a case with a nymphomanic female prison guard using all the inmates like personal breeding stallions but I don't think it was Ellie.


Or maybe she was also milking well hung prisoners dry but at least was clever enough not to get caught. I also believe that she knew very well which risks she was running being in a prison with a lot of horny guys who didn't have sex for weeks or months since she herself said that if you are a 6 outside of the prison you are a 10 in prison ( I would say that outside of prison Ellie is at least a 12 so in prison she would be a 16 or higher ) and all eyes will be on you plus Ellie went on record that she always was wearing a jacket to cover up her Playmate Of The Year body and didn't put on a lot of make up. It's the same reason why Ellie was sending back so many female visitors when they were dressed up too sexy when she was working in the visiting facilities because she knew they would make the inmates too horny and then afterwards the inmates would vent their sexual frustrations pounding her body into submission.


JUVENILE DELINQUENTS : THEIR  SCHLONGS WERE TOO BIG FOR ELLIE

At the beginning Ellie recounted how initially she wanted to work with juvenile delinquents but then dropped it very quickly. And you don't have to be a great detective to deduce that the main reason why she decided to go in a different direction was that with teenagers their hormones are running wild and when you have juvenile delinquents who get a gigantic erection just by a stiff wind and who are at their sexual peak where they can stay erect all night long while squirting load after load and you add a big breasted wet dream like Ellie to the equation then the penetration sensation fuck marathon where these serial rapists in training take turns slam - banging Ellie's brains out six ways to Sunday is already inevitable.


So instead she first worked at a female prison which naturally did not work out that well since all inmates wanted to fight with her because - surprise - contrary to the SJW propaganda that all women are instantly friends and that it's the men causing all their trouble women always see other women as enemies or at least as competition. Breast envy is real.


So Ellie transferred to a men's prison where work was way easier for her.


According to her she was not sexually assaulted because that is frowned upon by inmates and they don't like men who even hit women in general.


And while I find it hard to believe that nothing ever happened to her I can understand that if she was in a correctional facility with more white collar crime and less violent offenders like serial rapists most inmates would not make a pass on her because they didn't want to get trouble.


SHE'S NOT TOO LEGIT TO QUIT : HOW ELLIE AVOIDED SEXUAL ASSAULT

And she did admit that there were some inmates who tried to hit on her, that she had to hide from the inmates and that if she did not manage to avoid them they would stare at her and cat call her and that she quit because she wanted to get out before they did something worse to her.


Also she wouldn't go back to work as a prison guard because all inmates have their prison cells plastered with Ellie's nude OnlyFans pictures so it would be awkward for her knowing that they're all whacking off to Ellie waiting for the chance to break in the real life nubian blow up sex doll.


ALL WELL HUNG PRISON GUARDS HAD TO PASS HER SEX INSPECTION !

What she did not mention was if she banged many of her fellow prison guards - she said that she was always looking if there were well - hung guards at every prison she went to and that she had sex with at least one - but from what I read about female police officers you can be sure that they threw her one hell of a blanket party where they handcuffed her to a gynaecologist's chair to spread her legs wider than a fillipino prostitute and after filling her up with confiscated sex drugs all the male staff took turns drilling every orifice of her body and wearing their dick out on her.


They also made sure to schedule Ellie's blanket party for a Thursday so they could slamfuck her brains out seven ways to Sunday all weekend long. Long being the operative word here and I should probably say " seven ways to Wednesday " because when I say " all weekend long " I do mean one of those extra long weekends that starts on Thursday and lasts till Wednesday. So all the horny prison guards could ride Ellie until they were completely exhausted and indeed she was such a big hit with the boys that they decided that it would be a complete waste of talent to have such a gifted ultimate men milking machine like Ellie on guard duty that they voted to keep her safely locked up as entertainment for the guards and also so they could vent all of their sexual frustrations on her.


This went smoothly for a few months ( smoothly for the prison guards who used and abused Ellie like their personal prostitute but not so much for Ellie who was slam - fucked almost nonstop by those pervert's huge horsecocks who assaulted her four or three guys at the same time ) until the prison director found out how much fun the boys had without him and had her cleaned up and brought to his office - after working hours.


He let the guards who had participated in the fuck marathons off with a warning because he planned to use Ellie as his personal blow up sex doll since he himself also had accumulated a lot of sexual tension since his slut of a secretary ( a blonde ultrasexbomb with more curves than the Nuernburgring, giant porn star tits and long legs for miles almost up to her chin who had worked her way through college as stripper Dolly Part Em ) was cheating on him with his ex wife, his maid ( a latin ex pornstar with big boobs like two giant calabazas, a juicier butt than Jlo and even longer legs than his secretary ) had become the sex slave of the police chief in order to avoid being deported and his new asian stepdaughter ( an naiive Busenwunder with soft lips that were made to be wrapped tightly around a throbbing erection ) was sent to a boarding school in another country ( where she was without a doubt sexually assaulted by all her male classmates on a daily basis because of her big boobs ) by his jealous ex wife two days after her 18th birthday so that he didn't even have a chance to start her training as his deepthroat addicted sex toy.


Anyway, since he had been going three weeks without having sex he took Ellie to a special soundproof " play room " that was hidden behind a wall where she had to dress up in a Princess Leia slave girl outfit - without the metal bikini of course - and after a steamy hour long lapdance he chained her to a bed where they re - enacted the parts between Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia that had to be cut from Return Of The Jedi.


Ellie had to assume all of the positions all night long and every following night for the next eight months until he managed to persuade the prison lawyer to assure the return of his stepdaughter ( the lawyer was a 30 year old shy bookworm fresh out of law school who had financed her law career by winning a lot of wet t - shirt competition thanks to her perfectly formed oversized breasts, legs like a supermodel and an ass that won't quit and the prison directors way of enticing her to take the case was to blackmail her into giving sex offenders aerobic classes which always ended with the entire class - which could be up to a dozen serial rapists - slamfucking her in the shower ) whom he immediately started to introduce to the joys of oral sex when he was not busy dicktaming his new secretary, a fourty year old phillipino sex machine with the tireless body of a twenty year old Playmate Of The Year who had got her degree in titfucking and oral sex Sukka Cum Louder at Deepthroat University.


I still find it hard to believe that some prison did not want to hire such an ultimate sexbomb because if I was the guy doing the job interviews and I would get an afro american aphrodite like Ellie in my office whose body is like liquid sexual chocolate with two such titanic twin torpedoes I would instantly hire her and completely Harry Weinstein her ass 24 / 7.


But she did admit that she worked a lot of night shifts and her colleagues surely bet her she could not get herself out of handcuffs and when they had her cuffed practiced giving female prisoners a full cavity search.


Since I already mentioned Tits React all natural Busenwunder Haley I'm adding her newest top five breast videos without including the obligatory Haley bells and whistles - since this post is already long enough as it is.


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The episode features brunette bra - buster Tara Buckman ( her last name sounds like what guys say when they see her naked boobs ) who guest - starred on such tv shows like Kojak, The Rockford Files, Hart To Hart, Buck Rogers In The 25th Century, The Master, T. J. Hooker or Freddy's Nightmares but she is best known as the cleavage prone Lamborghini Babe in the first Cannonball Run movie next to all natural 40D - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau a.k.a. the biggest boobs on 70s sitcom.

Mega busty Schaubusenbesitzerin Adrienne Barbeau appeared nude in a lot of gentlemen's magazines and she was destined for boob fame from the moment she began her career as a go go dancer for the mob and in the Off Broadway nudie musical Stag Movie . She was also married to director John Carpenter ( you can't fault the man's taste ) and starred in Escape From New York right after making her movie debut in The Fog.

While Adrienne Barbeau appeared in other horror movies like Creepshow or the Swamp Thing movie by Wes Craven she is best known for playing one of the original Lamborghini babes alongside bonerinducing Tara " what rhymes with " Buckman in the original Cannonball Run movie from 1981 where her main purpose is to distract the highway patrol - and the male audience - by flashing her impressive cleavage as often as possible.

Now if you have seen Cannonball Run you will remember the waitress with the extra - large double whoppers in the opening scene whose name is not in the opening credits, in the end credits or on any internet page ( and believe me fella, I´ve looked ). Well, just recently I found a clip with some scenes of Farrah Fawcett from the movie and her scene is also in there. So far I just called her Busenwunder Waitress but now I can tell you that her real name is Vickie Reigle. Now in Germany Vickie is not a good name for a woman - just ask german singer Nikki who had to suffer a lot of dirty jokes because of her name ( what rhymes with " Nikki ? " ).


Coming back to living blow up sex doll Adrienne Barbeau, the bra - busting brunette soon became famous as the biggest boobs on sitcom tv during the 70s when she played the daughter of Bea Arthur´s tit - ular firebrand on Maude where the small screen could barely contain her huge melons in such classic episodes like The New HousekeeperWalter´s EthicsWalter´s CrisisThe SlumlordCarol´s PromotionThe ElectionMaude´s Facelift but especially The Case of the Broken Punch Bowl and Maude´s Big Decision and I´ve never seen so much boner - inducing bouncing action on prime time tv as in Maude´s Musical.


As Adrienne Barbeau recalls : " What I didn´t know was that when I said my lines I was walking down a flight of stairs and no one was listening to me since they were just watching my giant breasts precede me. "

The ultra bosomy brunette was also cast in numerous made - for - tv films and guest appearances on cleavage - enhanced shows as The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and Valentine Magic on Love Island much to the delight of her million of male fans as well as a very memorable braless dash on Battle of the Network Stars  . In her biography Adrienne claims : " I actually thought CBS asked me to be on Battle of the Network Stars because they thought I was athletic. My husband clued me in : who cared if I won the race, as long as my huge tits bounced when I ran. "

The popularity of Adrienne Barbeau´s 1978 cheesecake poster confirmed her status as an international sex symbol and the rest is boob history.

While reviewers have sometimes criticized her acting ability, Barbeau´s popularity stemmed partly from what critic Joe Bob Briggs referred to as the " two enormous talents on that woman " and her typecasting as a " tough broad ". Barbeau refused offers to appear topless in PLAYBOY, although she has appeared nude in High Society, films and Off Broadway plays. Despite her initial success, she said at the time that she thought of Hollywood as a " flesh market " and that she´d rather appear in films that " explore the human condition " and which " deal with issues ".


You can read more about Adrienne in this post which touches on Brian Michael Bendis´s Superman and Swamp Thing - in comics, movies and tv.

The Fog co - starred JaMILF Lee Curtis who started her career with the John Carpenter movie Halloween who quickly became famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens.


She later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her hot scenes in movies like Trading Places or Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to her 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.

Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies,  the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a 2007 poll.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity in the movie.

Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her naked porn star body.

GET A GRIP ON JAMILF LEE´S COCONUTS / THE TAMER OF PANAMA !

JaMILF Lee Curtis has always spurred the sexual imagination of her on screen partners like with old horn dog Pierce Brosnan who got more than a good handful of her massive milkshakes when he squeezed her perfect puppies in The Tailor of PanamaThe scene was not in the original script but Pierce just couldn´t let an opportunity to fondle Jamie´s juicy juggs pass and so he manhandled her titanic 38C twin torpedoes in every take.

After two days of shooting the scene Jamie´s mouthwatering XXL melons were so sensitive from Pierce´s constant massage that she climaxed with the slightest touch. So she agreed to let Pierce use her as his personal blow up sex doll for the remainder of the shooting if he stopped botching the takes and then the director decided to leave the scene in the movie.

I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 with a lot of spectacular GIFs.


But the main reason why I have decided to include this episode of The Master ( besides the return of Tara Buckman ) is that this is one of the rare guest starring roles of one of my all time tv crushes, the adorable Janine Turner best known as Maggie O'Connell in Northern Exposure.

As my faithful readers know I am a huge fan of Northern Exposure, one of THE best tv shows that ever aired and subsequently of Janine Turner.


Sadly there are not a lot of clips from Northern Exposure on YouTube and the few I found have all been deleted. What is also difficult to come by are performances by Janine Turner where she can really show her stuff.


One I still vividly remember was episode six from season two of Mike Hammer called Bonecrush in which a 22 year old Janine Turner played a nymphomanic ( aren´t all women in this series nymphomanic, especially the buxom Hammerettes ? ) horny sexbomb which she had no problem pulling off thanks to Janine´s bonerinducing 40C - 22 - 37 measurements.


Every normal, red - blooded guy would have done her in a minute but as always in the show since Mike Hammer knew her for such a long time he saw her more like a little sister than a born for porn sexual partner. One of Janine Turner´s breast scenes is when she tries to get Mike aroused wearing a super ventilated red shirt. That shirt had so many cleavage windows that it was basically just a lot of thin stripes which only barely covered her spectacular breasts leaving not much to the imagination.


When Janine´s character didn´t manage to get Mike aroused she was - understandably - miffed so when Mike´s only remaining friend in the police department ... at least his only male friend. As he seems to have an unlimited supply of female acquaintances willing to do whatever Mike Hammer needs them to do in the hopes of getting a big taste of ye olde patented 150 percent satisfucktion guaranteed Mike Hammer meatpole.


Like the thirsty, big breasted real life Power Girl below played by none other than PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for March in 1982, blonde 34C - 23 - 33 blow up sex doll extreme Karen Lorre formerly Witter ( you can read more about the buxom beauty in the big finale to my Hugh Hefner tribute series from 2020 ) and whom regular blog readers might remember since she appeared in a few episodes of Mike Hammer, most notably in the episode Kill Devil with her famous picture album scene.


Sexy Karen also had bit parts on Trapper John M. D., Cheers, The Vineyard, The X - Files, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, NYPD Blue and Malcolm in the Middle. She also appeared in the movie Another Chance.


From 1990 to 1994 Karen had a contract role as the 4th Tina Lord on ABC´s soap opera One Life to Live, for which she was nominated for a 1991 Soap Opera Digest Award for Outstanding Female Newcomer in Daytime.


And to close the part about Busenwunder Karen Witter she later played Nemesis in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, in the seventh episode.

Coming back to Janine Turner´s character, after Mike Hammer spurns her proposition to assume the position ( or more likely the positions since she intends to have sexual intercourse with Mike many positions in all night long ) Mike Hammer´s only remaining - male - friend in the police departement walks in and she blatantly asks him if his old friend Mike has some performance problems with his little Mike. Which is the only reasonable explanation for not slambanging Janine Turner´s brains out.


Another erotic highlight of her career is TAI PAN in which Janine Turner doesn´t wear only one, nor just two but at least three different dresses that show off her breast features. And when I say " show off her breast features " I mean expose her upper body completely while still managing to cover her nipples. It´s like she´s advertising motorboating and the only thing that is missing is a sign that reads " Best double breasted dick massages in town. Special offer : bring one friend and get a deepthroat blowjob for free. No age check. " I have no idea how the costume person got away with this or if it is even historically accurate and I don´t care.


Speaking of Janine Turner's mouthwatering mammaries, as far as casting her in a superhero movie - when she was in her prime of course - while it is not based on an existing comicbook she would have been perfect for the role of Majestic of the spoof series Society Of Virtue, especially if she would be wearing the original costume - which leaves nothing to the imagination so Janine could have displayed her flawless pornstar body here - instead of the prudish lame outfit Majestic gets in later episodes.


As for which episode I would adapt, it's either the one where Janine Turner gets plenty of screen time showcasing Majestic's breast costume - as well as her erection guaranteeing gazongas - from all angles or a new one. This would be a follow up to the episode called " XXX " in which the team surprises a group of actors shooting a porn movie parody of them and decide to take over to make the movie more realistic. As one might imagine this new episode would show the team actually shooting the porn movie and the main focus would - of course - be hot Janine Turner.


It goes without saying that as the director of this episode I would have insisted on rehearsing all the sex scenes before shooting and at Janine's request this would have taken place at a five star hotel at an undisclosed location as she knew that shooting a bonerinducing scene with too many people around always ended up with everybody taking turns at taming her. It's a dirty job but somebody has got to do it and I would not only have made the sacrifice to slam - bang Janine's brains out six ways - and six days - to Sunday during these gruelling sex scene rehearsal marathons I would also have taken the job of stunt cock to shield her from perverts.


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I know that I already posted this three parter but that was the Tonstudio Braun version this is the newer recording which not only is quite different it also has better known voice actors like the guy who does the part of John Sinclair is also the german voice of Pierce Brosnan


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alf this time in a different part of the pop culture trivia / cult siren section because we have an opening where we actually have an episode of the anime in question


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