I know it's still a few days until Valentine's Day but since I don't know if I will have the time to do a special post on that date - and I want to keep things interesting on the blog after three Sal Buscema / Joe Sinnott HULK post in a row - we have another special with the Fantastic Four and this time we are back with Johnny Storm a.k.a. The Human Torch.
Speaking about my Sal Buscema / Joe Sinnot HULK posts, attentive blog visitors may have noticed that the second one - with Hulk and She Hulk going up against the killer cyborg Arsenal was flagged by blogger as NSFW again and there is nothing that I can do about it for the moment.
Because I have no idea what the problem was as it got flagged as NSFW before I had a chance to include my usual cult siren paraphernalia which can be quite risky. So there were only the pages of a comicbook that has already been approved by the Comics Code Authority way back in 1983 and I don't know what could be in those pages to make blogger slap an NSFW label on the post. Which means that at the moment I will work on one of the other unfinished and cross that bridge when we come to that.
So longtime followers of the blog might remember that I already did two Valentine's Day specials with the Fantastic Four, the first one was almost ten years ago in 2016 as we covered the worst break up in comic history.
It happened in issues 131 and 132 of FANTASTIC FOUR when Crystal broke up with Johnny Storm to be with Quicksilver and the only thing that can soften the blow - even if it is only in hindsight - is that that turned out to be one decision with catastrophic consequences of biblical proportions.
In a well deserved turn of events Quicksilver turned out to be one of the worst - if not the WORST EVER - husbands in the entire Marvel universe.
Two years layer I wrote my second Valentine's Day Special post with the Fantastic Four about another really bad break up and this time it was the turn of everybody's favourite blue eyed thing, the idol of millions Ben J. Grimm. As a quick recap : there was this little thing called SECRET WARS - Marvel Comics first mega crossover to sell toys - where all the heroes of earth ( or at least all the important ones ) where whisked away to a patchwork planet made out of parts from other planets by an omni - powerful being who called himself the Beyonder and pitted against a hand picked group of villains from Earth to understand human nature.
While that story was told on a monthly basis in a twelve issue maxi series in the regular series it took only a moment so in one issue the heroes vanished but in the next they were already back with a lot of radical changes because of what happened on Warworld. I mean Battleworld.
And to learn how these changes came about and what had happened to the heroes while they were away you had to read SECRET WARS. Now one team where there was a radical change when they returned to Earth was the Fantastic Four since the Thing didn't return from Battleworld at all - at least for a time - and the sensational She Hulk filled in for him.
I already explained the reasons why Ben Grimm remained on Battleworld in said Valentine's Day post as well as that when he came back to Earth to break up with Alicia Masters - he already had decided to take a break from their relationship before vanishing to Battleworld - he found his teammate the Human Torch already filling out Ben's spot there as well.
Even though Ben initially went to break up with Alicia he was not too thrilled about this revolting development and the usual hi - jinks ensued.
But you can read all that - and a lot more about the Fantastic Four's history in that post so the only thing I want to mention is that issue 277 where all of this takes place also ties in to our last post. You see, near the end of the issue Mephisto gets more and more powerful because the planet of the Dire Wraiths gets nearer and nearer to Earth and Mephisto can feed off their evil. And it is only thanks to the efforts of none other than Rom Spaceknight and his allies that the Dire Wraiths are defeated which in turn makes their planet vanish which leaves Franklin Richards to banish Mephisto - for a time. Because the real evil never truly dies.
Anyway, with the introduction out of the way Today is a continuation of all that as it is about the wedding of Johnny Storm and Alicia Masters.
This happened in issue 300 of FANTASTIC FOUR but I have also included material from issue 299 in which the Thing throws a temper tantrum because Johnny Storm had the nerve to ask him to be his best man.
To help him blow off steam She Hulk instigates a fight and once Ben has calmed down he realizes that Johnny didn't make this request to rub it in his face that he is with Ben's girl now but because Ben is Johnny's best friend - even with all the pranks Johnny plays Ben over the years - so it is only natural to ask him to be his best man at the most important day in his life. Another thing I like about issue 299 is the conversation Spider - Man has with the Human Torch who have had a special friendship over the decades being two of the few teenaged super heroes at that time.
In any case you can find these issues in the Epic Collection FANTASTIC FOUR - ALL IN THE FAMILY which was one of the very first Marvel Comics published which makes sense because the period right after John Byrne's departure from the book when John Buscema and Sal Buscema were the artists on THE FANTASTIC FOUR was skipped by most comicbook readers.
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Of course he is best known from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air where he got to star alongside afro american 40C - 22 - 35 aphrodite Tatyana Ali.
She played Ashley Banks and was a big part of that show´s success and continued appeal around the world ( there are only a few people who can´t recite the title song in their sleep ) as she grew from a cute little girl into an incredible teenage sexmachine in front of the entire planet.
Much to the chagrin of the show´s producers she really bOObed all out in movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness.
Now Will Smith has gone on record that the relationship between him and the insanely do - able Tatyana Ali has always been like between a big brother and his little sister but I don´t believe he never put Tatyana's blooming and booming tireless teenage body to the test not even once.
Either that or the relationship between a big brother and his little sister and what happens between them at night behind bedroom doors ( or in the shower during the day ) is a lot different where Will Smith grew up.
To tell the truth if I would have been in Will Smith´s position I would have relentlessly tamed Tatyana Ali in all the positions especially if we felt like brother and sister but we were not related. Heck, I probably would have tapped that even if she had been my real sister. It must be one of the most incredible displays of willpower ( no pun intended but that would be a great title for an autobiography ) that he didn´t pound her blossoming teenage porn body into submission six ways to Sunday.
Daimn, nubian wet sex dream Tatyana Ali definitely has one of the best all natural ( ! ) racks in Hollywood and she still looks absolutely terrific.
The only other explanation for not using Tatyana Ali as his personal blow up sex doll during every break until she became his willing sex slave is that whenever Tatyana got Will hard enough to cut a diamond he vented his pent up sexual energy on one of the other blow up sex dolls on set.
Like buxom dicktamer Yunoka Doyle who played Ashley Banks´ early blooming bosom buddy Keesha - with a big emphasis on the bosom part - and probably spent the rest of the day after everybody else had left screaming at the top of her huge lungs as Will banged her brains out.
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Yes, you guessed it friend, I'm talking about none other than my number one wet sex dream of all times, a. k. a. the breast body in showbiz, 40C - 23 - 36 men milking machine Janet " I'll Slamfuck Your Brains Out All Night - Don't Stop " Action Jackson - the nubian deepthroat blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute who has three solo posts on my blog plus 3 entries in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series .
Janet is not only a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all new employees - orally !
There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body completely wearing out their giant sized man - things in the process.
Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.
It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if it explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons. According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Man, now that she´s single again all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her new personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy ( if you are ever in the vicinity of Torredembarra and in desperate need of a good slam - fucking I would gladly make the sacrifice and offer my services as breeding stallion for any emergency penetration sensation marathons Janet, hint, hint, wink, wink ) and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant coconuts, deepthroating thick and pulsating schlongs left and right until they squirt like firehoses.
She would be great as Nubia - a.k.a. the black version of Wonder Woman for whom I have already designed a special costume. And if I can talk 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll deluxe Yaya Han into playing Power Girl maybe I could trick her ... I mean persuade her to give me one of her patented asian lubrication sensation two hour long double - breasted deepthroat dick massages by betting her five bucks that she can't swallow the entire shaft. And like all naturally born asian oral sex nymphos she will get totally carried away once she tit - fucks my cock !
Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include in which Janet returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find me slam - banging Yaya Han's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy since I made another bet that she could have sex with me all night long and I would not come twice. And instead of money Yaya Han agreed to become my obedient living blow up sex doll for the next three months if she lost.
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