Friday, April 24, 2020

A Vault of Horror Friday with Johnny Craig !

We are continuing with the Halloween themed comicbook birthdays and this is actually only my second post in honor of EC Comics´ Johnny Craig who is best known for his work on - you may have guessed it from the title - THE VAULT OF HORROR, their second best known horror comic.


As a big fan of the EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35 which was featured in the TALES FROM THE CRYPT movie from 1972.


For some mysterious reason I didn´t write any EC Comics posts last year but this year I have already written another post in honor of the late William Gaines which featured stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly " Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got his own spotlight post - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein with hopefully still more on the way.


Now seeing as this is my second post about Johnny Craig you might think that I could just use the old copy / paste ( as I explained in my Tom Sutton post it´s not as easy to use with pictures now thanks to bloggers new interface ) but I didn´t write that much about him the last time. Because it was basically just a special Christmas post with the story from VAULT OF HORROR I mentioned above ( although it DID include the complete original art ). So there are a few things about Johnny Craig I should mention here.


From EC´s classic pulp comics THE VAULT OF HORROR is the second best known horror book after TALES FROM THE CRYPT. In 1950 EC´s business manager Sol Cohen decided to change the focus of EC from Educational Comics to Entertaining Comics and due to postal regulations concerning second class mailing privileges - which were crucial for distribution - it was financially wiser to change titles, continuing the previous numbering than to drop one title and start a new one. Other companies did the same like Marvel who continued Journey Into Mystery as The Mighty Thor. So Crime Patrol became The Crypt of Terror and later Tales from the Crypt, Gunfighter became The Haunt of Fear and War Against Crime ! became The Vault of Horror with its twelfth issue. Johnny Craig was the main artist ( like on Crime SuspenStories ) and he designed the Vault Keeper.


He also did some work for other companies like Marvel where he penciled superhero comics like Iron Man issues 2, 3, 4, 14, 24 and 25 and horror books like Tower of Shadows, Chamber of Darkness, Masters of Terror  and DC where he worked on Doorway to Nightmare, House of Mystery, The Unexpected, Ghost, Mystery In Space, and also Detective Comics.


Coming back to THE VAULT OF HORROR, Johnny Craig illustrated all the covers for the entire run and was responsible for the lead story of all but issues 13 and 33. Johnny also illustrated the iconic cover for the first EC comicbook with the new trend in magazines issue 17 of TALES FROM THE CRYPT, which was still cover titled as THE CRYPT OF TERROR back then.


He also wrote all his own stories ( save two ) in THE VAULT OF HORROR, something rarely done at EC, and became editor with issue 35. William Gaines and Al Feldstein wrote almost every other story until late 1953 / early 54 when outside writers Carl Wessler and Jack Oleck were brought in.


Other contributing artists on THE VAULT OF HORROR included EC stalwarts like Al Feldstein, George Evans, Jack Kamen, Wally Wood, Graham Ingels, Harvey Kurtzman, Jack Davis, Sid Check, Al Williamson , Joe Orlando, Reed Crandall, Bernard Krigstein, Harry Harrison and not least Howard Larsen.

Now I don´t know if it was the fact that Johnny Craig was tired of always drawing ugly old hags, witches and scary monsters and he didn´t have enough seductive femme fatales in the stories. Fact is that he used his new powers as editor of THE VAULT OF HORROR to introduce a new sexy sidekick to the old Vaultkeeper : the delightful Drusilla who was built like a pin up model. She was introduced in issue 36 but sadly the magazine only lasted until issue 40 so we only had four issues with the curvy goth lady.


As in previous spotlight posts I favored original pages of the highest quality but also tried not to break apart stories. So I opted for two stories with the most pages of original art : Fountains Of Youth from THE VAULT OF HORROR 22 and Old Man Mose from THE VAULT OF HORROR 40 with an introduction by the Vaultkeeper and Drusilla in their final appearances.


Since I split up the celebrity birthdays between this post and our last one I will try to cover all the anniversaries from April 20th to April 21st. We continue where we left off on April the 20th with a callback to the 90s when techno was dominating the charts as Jasmin Wagner turned 40.


Better known as Blümchen ( blossom ) she was one of the biggest techno music stars and a guilty pleasure for all males as her hardcore vibes caused many erections thanks to her booming teenage body and skimpy outfits.


Jasmin began her career as ultimate male sex phantasie cheerleading for the Hamburg Blue Angels with 15 years where she not only learned to do the splits and spread her legs like a pro but also the real purpose of the cheerleaders : to endure the adrenaline charged sexual assault of the jocks at the post game victory parties / sex orgies. Which was the point when she decided to change careers and get into the music business.


Jasmin was very aware of the effect her teenage body could have on guys and her first song Herz an Herz only became a hit after the music video with Jasmin went into heavy rotation on the german music channel Viva and Blümchen was prominently featured in various newspapers which helped her achieve the number 4 position on the german single charts.


I was never a big fan of techno music but their marketing strategy has always been to hook you with scantily clad females and Jasmin was no exception. A lot of guys wished that Happy Hardcore would have been more than just the name for her music genre and the term Blümchen Sex ( the german equivalent to vanilla sex ) got a new meaning thanks to her.


But while Jasmin admits to be very ambitious in her acting career - she has had bit parts in tv series like Gute Zeiten Schlechte Zeiten, Notruf Hafenkante and SOKO 5113 or movies like Erdbeereis mit Liebe, Die Randgruppe and Operation Dance Sensation or blockbuster Driven with Sylvester Stallone - she has gone on public record that she would never try to get a role through the casting couch thus crushing the sex phantasies of countless horny movie producers. As it is we have to be content with her photo shootings for PLAYBOY light stroke material like Maxim or FHM.


So while there were no nude pics I could at least put up her raunchiest bikini covers among all the other playmate centerfolds back when I had a corkboard on the wall. Now the corkboard - and the playmates - are gone thanks to my Mom and other raving feminists. Anyway, I have written a longer feature on Jasmin Wagner in this Yaya Han post about her legs.


So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .


I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .


I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him and pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.


For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.


And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.


The Yaya Han post includes a few more celebrity birthdays from April the 20th which I couldn´t fit here. Anyway, coming back to the selection of centerfolds on my wall, one who was not among them was natural born go go dancer Carmen Electra - who celebrated her 48th birthday - but not for lack of trying. While Carmen was in PLAYBOY almost constantly in the 90s she never was a playmate so she never got a centerfold. Ergo I could not put her on my wall. I mostly write about Carmen´s best known role, Lani McKenzie on Baywatch , but she also got naked for PLAYBOY on a frequent basis thanks to her honed and toned 36E ( !!! ) - 23 - 34 measurements.


She was married to Dennis Rodman and if I had any respect for the man it would have imploded the moment he divorced her. I mean, who wants a divorce from a nymphomanic blow up sex doll like Carmen Electra ? And the worst part was that he did not divorce her because she neglected him. No, it was because she constantly wanted sex. Yes, that´s right, cum crazy Carmen Electra not only dicktamed Denis manrod hard she also made him squirt until he was dry. That´s a problem we all would love to have.


Carmen Electra is one of the biggest dickdrain nymphos on the planet who started her career as a go - go dancer where she learned to spread her legs better than a phillipino hooker for the wealthy clients. Which came in handy when Prince discovered her at the age of 18 and invited her to a private audition which inspired the line 23 positions in a one night stand ( actually they did more than 23 positions but Prince toned it down for the record label ) and took her under his wing to teach her the Kama Sutra.


Aside from a musical genius Prince was a sex freak who got the finest women : he dicktamed 33 - 23 - 35 Vanity, busted Sheila E´s big bongos, turned 36C - 24 - 35 Hollywood sexbomb Kim Basinger into Kim Blasinger ( my german readers will get that gag ), had deepthroat marathon sessions with ultimate 34B - 25 - 35 sax machine Candy Dulfer and did what came naturally with the lover in british 34B - 28 - 36 brabuster Sheena Easton.


After her special midnight olympics with Prince Carmen landed on the set of BAYWATCH where she underwent a rigorous sex training with cast mate David Chokachi. Ultimate blonde 36E - 22 - 35 blow up sex doll Pamela Anderson had just broken up with him after banging his brains out six ways to Sunday for years during the behind - the - scenes fuck marathons.


She had vented all her deepthroat phantasies and sexual frustrations on him but now he was working his way through the female cast and nubian über sex goddess Traci Bingham was especially eager to turn Carmen into David´s newest sex toy since she had to bear most of the brunt of his tireless giant - sized appendage. With her 36D - 22 - 32 measurements the afro - american aphrodite was built like a pornstar but even she could not endure David´s constant sexual assaults forever. At first David was busy trying on the other girls for size but once he got a taste of Traci he was hooked. I guess it is true that once you have black you never go back.


David hadn´t paid much attention to Traci´s enchantments but in one of the breaks between shootings he accidentially saw her undressing and her giant boobs gave him an instant boner. Because of his taming by the mega busty Pamela Anderson he was fixated on big breasts and he just couldn´t wait to wrap her soft, voluptuous chocolate melons around his erection.


For the rest of the shooting he daydreamed of licking the sweat off those long, brown legs, spreading them apart and grab Traci´s full and perfectly round bubblebutt. Then after work was finished he managed to slip into the shower where he jumped Traci from behind. Before she could react he pushed her porn star body against the glas, grabbed her legs, pushed them apart and lifted her up while pounding her. The hapless afro - american aphrodite was pinned like a sexy butterfly and put on display with her overdeveloped, oversized hooters squeezed against the glas. Now while David Chokachi was busy testing Traci for the lead role in The Sexual Confessions Of A Nymphomanic Former Nun With Accumulated Needs the other David came in with one of the female extras, an afro - american sexbomb with giant tits, an ass that can crack walnuts and legs up to her chin who looked like Traci Bingham´s bigbreasted and younger twin sister.


She was deepthroating David H´s huge boner but when he saw Traci pressed up against the glas with her legs wide open he picked up Traci´s twin - let´s call her Traci Banghim - pressed her against the other side of the glas and then put her in the same sex position and started drilling her.


So for Traci Bingham it was like looking into a mirror. At least until the shower door was opened and David H pressed Traci´s twin against her with Traci´s big melons squeezing the other girl´s giant twin torpedoes.


At which point the whole thing turned into a fourway anything - goes penetration sensation which ended with David H unconscious and David Chokachi going crazy on both nubian sex goddesses. From that point forward David had his way with Traci every day which was a big relief for the other female cast members until she just couldn´t take it anymore.


Luckily Carmen had arrived at the set just a few days eralier. The only problem was that she was quite hesitant to become David´s newest sextoy of choice so Traci had no other option than to wear her resistance down with wild doubledildo penetration orgies that went on all night.

I cast Carmen as the original Batgirl Barbara Gordon in my Special Baywatch Edition of the CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series and she is frequently mentioned in my posts about nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim and erotic Busenwunder Erika " Double E " Eleniak who besides Baywatch is famous for her sexy striptease in Under Siege .


Two years ago I finally managed to get the DVD of Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding - which I haven´t gotten around to rewatch yet - but Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission.

There has been a lot of BAYWATCH stuff in my last posts - not to mention all the Hugh Hefner tribute posts - plus there was a large extended and explicit part about Carmen Electra in this year´s Steven Seagal birthday post so I think it´s also in the interest of my readers if we skip it for once.


And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.


Some months ago I found a few videos with real hula dancers and I wanted to include this video to prove that the highly stimulating sexual effect of a hula dance is real and not only something from my perverted imagination.


We have our first comicbook related birthday with John Ostrander who turned 71. John has written Lady Death for Chaos ! Comics, Star Wars : Republic for Dark Horse, Magnus : Robot Fighter, Rai and the Future Force and Eternal Warrior for Valiant Comics, Bishop, Quicksilver, Heroes For Hire, X - Men and the Punisher for Marvel Comics and Batman, Hawkworld / Hawkman and Firestorm, The Nuclear Man for DC Comics. He also had terriffic runs with Tom Mandrake on Martian Manhunter and The Spectre.


Fans of the current CW superhero series should seek them out because if you like J´onn J´onzz in those John wrote the best Martian Manhunter series EVER. Plus in The Spectre he introduced Michael Holt as the new version of Mr. Terrific. And if that wasn´t enough his main contribution to comics was the relaunch of the Suicide Squad out of the Legends mini series for which he created some of the new characters on the roster.


Besides turning c - list villains like Deadshot into a - list characters the series also recast former Batgirl Barbara Gordon as the information and computer specialist Oracle after the dire events of The Killing Joke.


The only interesting thing about the second Suicide Squad movie was the announcement that Peter Capaldi was going to play Captain Boomerang but apparently the character is not politically correct enough for the SJWs so now he plays the Thinker. Well, at least he´s still in the movie. What I didn´t know is that John Cena plays Peacemaker although I´m not quite sure if he really grasped the essence of the character since he described him as a douchy version of Captain America when it´s rather a fascist Captain Amerika on drugs. I mean this is the super hero The Comedian from Watchmen was based on and nobody would dare call him a douchy version of Captain America. In any case, with the whole Corona virus lockdown thing I am not sure when it will hit theaters but it looks like the movie will be worth a look. In any case much more than the first one.


I want to wrap up the celebrity anniversaries of April the 20th with a shoutout to the late Harold Lloyd, one of the big comedy icons of my youth who was a frequent guest on Väter der Klamotte ( which could be roughly translated as Fathers Of The Delghtful Farce ) together with other classic comedians like Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin or Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy before they became known as Laurel and Hardy. To keep with the spooky theme of the main part Today´s feature is Haunted Spooks from 1920. A young girl ( who was already a vegan judging from the way she treats animals ) is to inherit a plantation - on the condition that she and her husband live in the family mansion for the duration of one year.


The problems with that stipulation are the girl does not have a husband - which is where Harold Lloyd comes in - and of course the greedy heirs who want to spook them so they get the money. Which is practically the plot of every Scooby Do episode and tasteless Halloween prank ever since.


Staying on the subject of comedians we start the anniversaries of awesomeness of April the 21st with cabaretist Rolf Miller who turned 53.

Tony Danza celebrated his 69th birthday who is best known - at least to people from my generation - for his roles on Taxi and Who´s The Boss ? where he played the Dad of movie cult siren Alyssa Milano. He also was the father of Ami Dolenz in She´s Out Of Control  which not only has one of the sexiest non - nude scenes in the entire history of cinema but is a quite funny movie and a must see for every father of a hot teenage girl.

I first mentioned Ami in my MIDNIGHT MOVIE MADNESS : PUMPKINHEAD post because she also appeared in Pumpkinhead 2 : Blood Wings. There was a comic adaptation of that movie by Dark Horse Comics with art by Shawn McManus that was supposed to be four issues but only two were published and the second issue ends on a cliffhanger. I didn´t include any links for the series in the old post but I found posts with some of the art on Jim McDermott´s DENIZENS OF THE DARKNESS ( issue 1 / issue 2 ).


Speaking of the Pumpkinhead franchise, a few years ago the guys from Dynamite Entertainment did a new comic book series which I meant to check out but unless I am writing a post I seem to completely blank on it.


And you can read more about all of that in my post on issue 10 of Mark Waid and George Perez´ brilliant run on THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD.


Sexbomb Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on CHARMED ) is of course best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of all the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the cult tv show Charmed.


According to some interviews she gave later she wasn´t so keen on some of the sexy outfits but Alyssa was the main reason why guys watched the show, it was all to see her shaking her hips as a sultry belly dancer with her tits hanging out or an almost naked mermaid. Also Alyssa was busy taming male co - stars Julian McMahon and Brian Krause as her personal sex slaves.


I did a re - post of Alyssa Milano´s cult siren entry on her birthday in 2016 - and finally did a superpimed version with a plethora of GIFs just last year - and it is weird that she is trying to make herself the feminist figurehead of the Me Too movement with such actions like a proposal of a sex strike.


I wonder whom she is trying to make forget her nude roles, us or herself.


From the moment she showed her perfectly shaped tits to the world on Outer Limits - thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi Channel - it was clear this blow up sex doll was born for porn which she proved with her completely uninhibited sex scenes in Embrace Of The Vampire .

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Speaking of actresses who were just born for porn, we come to Arlene Sidaris who turned 79, widow of cult director Andy Sidaris who really put the three bs in b - movies : bullets, boobs and blow up sex dolls ( not only figuratively but in the case of HARD TICKET TO HAWAII even literally ).


They say that behind every great man is a great woman but Arlene Sidaris was always at the side of her husbands supporting him in his endeavors as the producer or executive producer of Andy Sidaris famous feminist films.

His business plan was as effective as it was simple : make action movies with playmates who get naked very frequently. What´s the best part of the Bond movies ? The Bond girls. What´s the worst part of the Bond movies ? That we don´t get to see more of the Bond girls. So why not make a movie where the Bond girls - or government agents that are as hot as the Bond girls - are the main characters ? I know it sounds simple but the question is : why has no one done it before - or since ? Thanks to the only legitimate heir to boob king Russ Meyer we could see dozens of hot playmates and small screen babes get naked and get their freak on.


The first time I mentioned Andy Sidaris was way back in 2013 but it took me until 2015 to do my first spotlight post on him and afterwards Dona got her own cult siren entry in 2016 with re - post in 2017 and again in 2018 .


Her exceptional talents include breasts as big as her head and just as visible. She also has the smooth, muscled legs and firm, ripped glutes of a person who makes her living with her physique. Her face is framed in a mane of brightly cast blondness. She is best known for her role of secret agent Donna Hamilton, the go - to gal in Andy Sidaris' flashy series of spy - chick erotic thrillers since 1987. The highly successful, often imitated, never duplicated Andy Sidaris formula can be distilled to bombs and bullets and boobs and beaches and Bond gadgetry and hot tubs that double as think tanks. The intangible thread that pulls it all together ? Dona Speir.


Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.


Roberta Vasquez was born in Los Angeles, on February 13, 1963. She became Playmate of the Month for November 1984, her measurements then were 40DD - 25 - 36. She stood at 5'8", weighing 125lb, with some of the most perfect natural breasts to ever appear inside PLAYBOY magazine.


The big breasted latina is well known to longtime readers from baring her breast ASSets in many Andy Sidaris movies in fact I cast her as Big Barda in the ANDY SIDARIS SPECIAL EDITION in the special Subzero bonus round of my Casting the Justice League of America movie series. And while I have not done a solo post for her - yet - she has been regularly mentioned in the original Dona Speir cult siren post and all subsequent re - posts of it.


And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .


As I have run out of videos about EC Comics horror mags we continue our series of videos on the magazine that in the end saved the publishing company, this time from my home country of Spain : La Historia De MAD.


But that doesn´t mean we don´t have anything about EC Comics at all as Comics On Film takes a look at the lesser known Vault Of Horror movie.


Speaking of which, I know that I already included it in a previous post but since blogger got its new interface ( thanks again ) replacing videos that have been deleted in old posts has become impossible ( unless you are willing to risk loosing the entire post ) and even if it´s still up I guess it´s been long enough to warrant a re - post. Who reads my old posts anyway ?

What´s new every time is the extra long Corona special video which comes once again from the Inside Of You podcast. And to pay homage to the Halloween season our guest Today is Bruce Campbell, best known for playing Ash in Evil Dead and not so well known for playing Sam Axe in Burn Notice - which had ultimate 34D bikini sexbomb Charisma Carpenter guest starring in one of the episodes proving that she can still deliver the goods.


Cult tv bikini sexbomb Charisma Carpenter is best known as Cordelia Chase on Buffy and the spin off Angel although Today´s kids may better know her from her recurring role on Veronica Mars which means they missed a lot of scorching bikini scenes with hot Charisma´s huge 34D beach balls.


In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission . Daimn !

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Just when I thought I was done with playmates and bikini babes and after the extra long part about Traci Bingham and nubian sex goddesses I forgot the Burn Notice thing. Okay, it doesn´t matter. We will get through this.


We are officially back on track and continuing the horror vibe with Tales From The Cryptkeeper. It´s up to you to decide what´s creepier : the story or how much this is below the quality of the original source material.


As longtime readers know asian girls are my kryptonite so I am including the choreography of Megan Thee Stallion´s Savage because it has an asian sex goddess in three segments of the video with her solo part starting at 4:00 minutes. The best part with this blow up sex doll is at 4:50 minutes doing the high kick and not only showing that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers but we get an incredible close up of her crotch area. Which is also a good reference for all struggling artists who have problems with that part of the female anatomy. And if that filly doesn´t make you immediately cream your jeans I don´t know what will.


Whenever I get to mention cosplay femme fatale Yaya Han I try to include a video with her but at the moment I don´t have any good ones and I am trying to keep her part in this short. Or at least shorter than usual. The BAYWATCH part is long enough. To make up for that a bit here is another video with hasian pocket rocket Jenny Babas and since I used some pictures of Yaya Han in her Chun Li outfit in this post here is one with Jenny Babas in a different Chun Li outfit. I have lost count how many of these I already posted and how many I have left. Not that I really care.

Every day we get to see Jenny Babas in a Chun Li costume is a good day.


Speaking of which our good pal the Nostalgia Critic takes a look at a Stephen King tv series that is sadly more relevant now than ever.


Now some people will probably not be able to watch this but for all those who haven´t seen it yet but are eager to after this great review - or those who have seen it and remember it fondly or just want to rewatch it again.


We can´t end the post without another visit from the breast horror hostess Elvira and her usual hijinks this time for Little Shop Of Horrors.


The classic one, not the musical with Steve Martin and Rick Moranis from 1986. And speaking of women with extralarge ... talents .... Ellen Greene who played Audrey - the stacked blonde blonde not the plant - had some serious hooters and I halfway expected her to ascend to the level of a stripper or pole dancer in her next movie. Whatever happened to her ?


For all those who skipped the episode of Tales From The Cryptkeeper ( which I can totally understand ) here is the second chance to watch a Halloween related cartoon with the first episode of Gravedale High.


Closing things out for Today is the aforementioned Sheena Easton with What Comes Naturally a music video that was only shown on Mtv Germany after midnight when it first aired. It´s not like Miss Easton is taking her clothes off or anything ( I wish ). I guess her sex appeal was just too much.


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