So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
My idea was to do a Best Of post where I would put all the stuff I have written about Yaya Han but there is so much material about her on this blog that it can´t possibly fit in one post. So instead I will have to put it on the blog in sizeable chunks which will be sorted according to various prime sexual male phantasies and Today´s topic is the sexy night nurse.
I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some asian dick lubrication. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.
And don´t get me started on those long, perfect legs. I bet they taste as good as they look and Yaya surely can spread them like a real pro as only the best asian strippers and pornstars can. She probably is a real sex freak in the bedroom who can polish your meatpole until you squirt like crazy.
With Yaya Han being such a big anime fan I wonder if I could con her into doing a remake of Ogenki Clinic. I would volunteer to play Dick Horsecock, the well hung patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and Yaya would of course play nymphomanic dicktamer Ruko Tatase, who has fallen on hard times and has to milk his schlong dry of all excess semen every night to pay the rent for her tiny so the horny landlord doesn´t sexually assault her again. Man, Yaya was just born to play this role.
Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.
Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.
Of course Yaya Han would also have to wear some special outfits like the one Akira Lane is sporting below. I can just imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her nude butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss while she is giving me a lapdance before a two hour erection injection.
That´s what I need some sexual healing from a naughty night nurse like Stacy Valentine where no matter how much she knows about medicine you feel already better if you see her. And just wait until she starts with the deepthroat erection inspection to get the daily sperm sample. If I won the lottery big style I would definitely hold auditions for my nurse and I would buy them uniforms that are at least two sizes too small so their tits are hanging out all the time. Of course my dream nurse would not only have the body of a Playmate of the Year and incredible stripper skills.
She also should be well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and all the sex techniques. The best candidate would be a big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb with legs up to her chin who is addicted to oral sex and was fired from her last job at a sperm bank because she was always massaging the client´s hard schlongs with her giant boobs and then deepthroating them without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container. Maybe it´s time for some asian salivation and Yaya Han wants to audition with her oriental oral skills. Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!
The mega inflated hasian herself confessed that because of her titanic tits she knows all security officers in her vicinity on a personal basis as they always single her out to be strip searched at the airport, the bus terminal, where ever she is traveling or the mall by all available male personnel. The horny officers usually take turns savagely pounding her before tag teaming her two, three or four at a time turning these into impromptu sex orgies.
Boy, if Yaya Han´s body was not made for porn movies ( and with " made " I mean that Yaya herself got some breast enhancements ) I don´t know.
Daimn, just check out the size of those opai on Yaya Han. We have to get her to do full frontal nudity in the JLA movie, her body is primed for it.
One of my favorite movies with Minka is where she is a nurse at a clinic that specializes in penis enlargement who constantly test the patients supersized appendages and has to give the chief surgeon the special XXL boob massage treatment to avoid being fired after he catches her giving the latest patient´s superenlarged horsecock a test drive. So if I could direct an erotic movie with Yaya Han I would make her a nymphomaniac night nurse and all the electronic equipment would be out of commission so she had to test the patients stamina the old fashioned way by giving them a special nuru massage / tantra sex / ejaculation endurance test.
Of course the equipment would be sabotaged on a regular basis by her horny patients and they would all take lots of viagra so they could last all night long during Yaya´s special " midnight olympics " drainage sessions.
Between her shifts she would be double dildoing Angelique, the lesbian nurse from the night shift - of course. Another possible scenario is that she would be working in a sex clinic that specializes in the treatment of well hung patients who produce too much sperm by milking them dry.
With her giant XXL melons Yaya would soon become the oral and breast massage specialist for the extra hard cases and she would have to make them shoot buckets of manjuice every other hour so they do not die.
Then, the rich patients of the area would pay the corrupt doctor, to be diagnosed with this illness so that Yaya ( who is there to be cured of her raging nymphomania ) would pump them dry on prescription. Especially elder, terminally ill patients would pay huge sums to get a chance to kick the bucket while being service by a megahot asian boobstar like Yaya.
Or - my favorite - she works as a sex surrogate in a clinic for sex therapy and all the male patients have oversized, giant members and a constant hard on. They would be fixated on asians with huge racks and bikini tan lines and Yaya would have to participate in role playing and dress up in uniform so the patients could vent their frustrations with female cops.
And no matter how often they had these sessions, they would always come back ( with no sign of improvement ) and specifically ask for Yaya.
Of course the boss of the clinic would be some perverted old guy who would take advantage of Yaya and since she doesn´t have the right papers, she would have to let him pound her every night in the shower.
Or else he would sic the immigration on her and her underage daughter ( who already has a pornstar body at the tender age of 15 and would be played by Miko Lee who would have no problem playing explicit nude scenes ). So she has to be his sex slave and obedient blow up sex doll every night to prevent him from sexually assaulting her poor daughter.
On the weekends he would take sex drug overdoses so he could ravage her body again and again, turning the time from Friday night till Monday morning into one long sex orgy marathon with a few breaks for resting, drinking alcohol - and taking more of the sex drug. He is doing his own experiments trying to find a better viagra and he´s testing it on Yaya.
Then some day a few rapists who escaped from prison would assault the clinic, but the nymphomanic Yaya would bang them into submission. One after the other. Think DIE HARD but with lots of sex - SUCK YOU DRY HARD.
Now while I intellectually know that Yaya Han will never be in a movie like the ones Russ Meyer produced things are not so bleak for a nude scene in an Andy Sidaris like movie. You say that´s crazy ? Maybe not so much.
First off, she already did an interview in PLAYBOY and now that they have come to their senses and include nude pictures again maybe blow up sex doll Yaya wants to do a pictorial while her porn star body is at its peak condition. Her asian persuasion always works and we already know from her Chun Li cosplay poses that she is a real pro at spreading her legs.
Second, Yaya Han is definitely going in the direction of movies even if she might start out in smaller roles. She has done longer and more elaborated skits at cosplay events as well as guest starred on tv shows and was one of the main attractions of Heroes of Cosplay so maybe she is ready to take the next step. And third and most important, cosplay queen Yaya Han ´s spectacular body was literally made for asian hardcore fornication. Which is not a racial stereotype about asian women being genetically engineered to be perfect sex slaves through centuries of prostitution, just stating the well known fact that she had some extreme asian tit augmentation done.
Holy twin torpedoes, Yaya Han is one of the celebrities where looking for fake nude pictures on the internet is just an enormous waste of time since whatever you may find can never be as good as the real thing.
People always say I exaggerate with Yaya Han´s breastsize but according to internet sources she´s a 40D - which to tell the truth does not tell me that much. So she is a 40D but then her cupsize is 36D ? How does this work ? I know that women wear shoes two sizes too small but I would think with breast you would pick a bra that fits, right ? That´s confusing.
Anyway, the consensus seems to be 40D with Yaya Han on most internet pages. Now in centimeters that is 102 which means that keeping in mind she´s only 5 foot 1 ( 155 centimeters, about my height ) most porn stars don´t measure up. I remember there was a girl in PLAYBOY when I was in middle school who was the same height as Yaya Han and she only had a 95 centimeter bust but because of her height she looked like she could easily star in a Russ Meyer movie. And Yaya got 7 centimeters more of boobs !
Speaking about nude pictures of Yaya Han there are some pictures of banker / model Li Ling Ling from Singapore a.k.a. Busty Singaporean ( 38DD - 25 - 34 ) on the internet which were supposedly " leaked " by an IT person who was repairing her laptop. For some reason these pictures are on various adult websites under the title of " nude pictures of Yaya Han ".
Now as you can see above this woman has an impressive chest but it´s only 38DD. Yaya is two sizes bigger ! Still I´m not giving up hope as there has to be someone out there who is in Yaya Han´s league and I would really like to meet her for a special weekend session on the casting couch.
I really try not to get too obsessed about cosplay queen Yaya Han. I can´t help it that she tickles my personal fancy as she combines four of my fetiches ( comic book / anime / cartoon sexbombs, dress up and role - playing, women with big breasts and asian girls ) but I know that I don´t really mean her as a person and am just projecting my sex fantasies on her.
On the other hand I can´t stop thinking about what an ultimate wet sex dream would come true if I could motorboat Yaya´s 40D oppai just once.
I don´t know what it is but hasians are my kryptonite. Now I don´t want to resort to sexual stereotypes about asian girls being natural prostitutes through decades of being used as sex toys by the male populace of the world but they just have the extra oomph that works better than viagra and makes you hear " Me so horny me love you long time ! " in your head.
It may be the genes or just magic but like the song says - her butt makes me so horny. Man, those asian butts are just too hot to resist. I am not an authority regarding if they have the best butts in the world but just the thought of some g - string clad asian sexbomb makes you hard as a rock.
So if you ever change your mind, Yaya and you are open for some deep asian penetration call or e - mail me. You bring your Super Sonico costume, I´ll bring the handcuffs and we can have a lot of fun for a long weekend.
And who knows ? After some taming we could even re - enact some sex scenes from my favorite hentai movies if you still have the stamina.
I´m not entirely sure if I managed to accomplish what I set out to do with this post because things always get slightly off the rails whenever I write about Yaya Han - as longtime readers have probably noticed - and also because I am not entirely sure what I DID set out to do. Maybe it was just a product of the hot weather, too much hormones going wild and a lot of beer. In any case once I have finished the post it will get back in the draft folder and only reappear on the blog when I have finished my next post.
You may have noticed that I included links to a lot of Yaya Han videos - and others - in the text but since I am not entirely sure how many people really use the links I put in the posts here are some choice Best Of The Best Yaya Han videos. Since there are so many good Yaya Han videos I will put different ones in each new post - if I indeed continue with this - and since this post was about Super Sonico I included the best two. If you know any other videos with Yaya Han as Super Sonico please let me know.
As this will be a post between posts I don´t know when it will be up so I can´t include the usual celebrity birthdays. Which is all for the better because the post is way too long and this section can be quite lengthy.
Nevertheless I have so many bookmarks that I have to use every chance to put a few more out there. I know there is the only five videos per post rule but in some cases it has been extended to ten. So for those who have not skipped the entire post here is another of those beloved addendums to the posts and I promise there are a few nuggets here.
As this post is all about Yaya Han I wanted to do another all asian video section but with the comics the only videos I had are about Stan Sakai´s wonderful samurai series Usagi Yojimbo and they are animated so I would have to skip the anime video. So instead here is a review of Centurions, which tried to bank in on the success of Transformers and M.A.S.K.
Because I am trying to keep this part short I have included a k - pop video for which I don´t have GIFs - and I´m not going to look for them. It´s by AOA a.k.a. Army Of Angels and I have already posted a few of their videos. So if you want to see some GIFs of the hot girls click on the tag.
Whenever I make this section I try to cover as many different things and since we already have cosplay with Yaya Han and sexy women with Yaya Han AND the girls from AOA here is another video where asian girls try food from around the world. Since this post goes slightly into the territory of porn you probably expected a more risky video but at my age and with my medical condition this is more like porn for me than actual porn videos.
With the anime video I could have gone in a few directions but since this part will probably not be read by a lot of visitors I am including the next episode of Samurai Champloo, one of the best although most unorthodox anime series. Usually I don´t post entire anime series but the DVDs still goes for insane prices in Germany so the only way to see it is either win the lottery or this. Little fun fact : in this episode gambling plays a role.
To close things out here is a martial arts classic, Ultra Force with Michelle Yeoh and don´t let the preview pic fool you : Cynthia Rothrock does not appear before the second part. I think they had at least three sequels.
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