Yaya Han hijacks Kiana Tom´s birthday post

As you can see from the title things didn´t work out as planned. This was just supposed to be a quick re - post of last year´s Kiana Tom birthday post to relieve some stress. But as always ultimate cosplay sexbomb Yaya Han quickly took over a big part of the post with her asian persuasion.

So I decided to cut the post - which had once again gotten too long - into smaller chunks that are easier to digest. With these re - posts I always try to include some new material - text passages, pictures, animated GIFs, videos - so that even those faithful followers of the blog who have read the last version get something new out of it. And anybody who knows about my obsession with Yaya Han is probably not surprised about this.

Anyway, we have the intro about flexual dynamo Kiana Tom but things quickly derail and it´s all about asian sexbombs but especially blow up sex doll Yaya Han and her giant - sized 40D oppai. But don´t worry, there will be more than enough Kiana Tom content in the following installments.

Today one of tv´s hottest fitness babes celebrates her 56th birthday : Kiana Tom, mostly known for making grown men drool on FLEX APPEAL.

Of course like most shows with hot sexbombs FLEX APPEAL didn´t air in Germany. As I understand it - at least from the commentaries on the internet and later from the clips I could watch through the internet - the biggest pull of the show was Kiana Tom herself and her firm puppies ( 36Ds !!! ) stretching the thin fabric of her tiny tops in a most fetching way.

According to wikipedia she was an original member of the ESPN fitness show " BodyShaping " until 1995 when she left to host " Kiana's Flex Appeal ". Being that her stunning 36D - 23 - 35 measurements were the only reason anybody watched " BodyShaping " in the first place, her show eventually became the more popular one. She has written a number of books on the subject of physical fitness and she even posed for Playboy magazine. In addition to hosting, she has made a few appearances on screen as an actress, most notably in Universal Soldier: The Return.

She also was on other shows like BLADE WARRIORS but I mostly missed the show because of work. But I caught a few episodes and I can say she really looks good in those. In fact, since I didn´t know she was born in Hawaii I cast her as Psylocke in multiple comic book casting posts on my old blog.

Which in hindsight isn´t that much of a problem because Kiana - whose name means " moon goddess " - owes her exotic look to her mixed heritage of chinese, hawaiian and irish. The hasian blow up sex doll surely knew how to make men drool on Flex Appeal, where she used to give entire generations of horny teenagers huge erections with her 36Ds.

This earned Kiana Tom her very own cult siren entry which I reposted in 2016 , in 2017 and in 2020 . I also cast her as the female post CRISIS Dr. Light in my first CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE ( THE HOLLYWOOD EDITION ) post and I also mentioned Kiana in my second alternates post as part of a lesbian double dildo fourway sex orgy with porn star Miko Lee , fetish model Akira Lane and cosplay icon Yaya Han .

So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .

I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .

I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants. 

I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.

Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.

Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of body fluids, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily sponge baths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.

Of course Yaya Han would also have to wear some special outfits like the one Akira Lane is sporting below. I can just imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her nude butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss while she is giving me a lapdance before a two hour erection injection.

That´s what I need some sexual healing from a naughty night nurse like porn star Minka where no matter how much she knows about medicine you feel already better if you see her. And just wait until she starts with the deepthroat erection inspection to get the daily sperm sample. If I won the lottery big style I would definitely hold auditions for my nurse and I would buy them uniforms that are at least two sizes too small so their tits are hanging out all the time. Of course my dream nurse would not only have the body of a Playmate of the Year and incredible stripper skills.

She also should be well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and all the sex techniques. The best candidate would be a big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb with legs up to her chin who is addicted to oral sex and was fired from her last job at a sperm bank because she was always massaging the client´s hard schlongs with her giant boobs and then deepthroating them without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container. Maybe it´s time for some asian salivation and Yaya Han wants to audition with her oriental oral skills. Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!

With Yaya Han being such a big anime fan I wonder if I could con her into doing a remake of Ogenki Clinic. I would volunteer to play Dick Horsecock, the well hung patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and Yaya would of course play nymphomanic dicktamer Ruko Tatase, who has fallen on hard times and has to milk his schlong dry of all excess semen every night to pay the rent for her tiny flat so the horny landlord doesn´t sexually assault her again. Man, brabuster Yaya was born to play this role.

For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones in 2020 ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with Sexbombe Yaya I wanted into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breastests new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.

And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.

You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .

This where we leave things off for this part but because there was a lot more stuff about cosplay wet dream Yaya Han I had to get off my chest ( no pun intended ) I decided to make a second Yaya Han spin - off post and this one is about the explicit erotic movie I would like to shoot with her.

I know it´s mostly a pipe dream - even if she has had some acting roles and appeared in an issue of PLAYBOY ( although that was sadly when they didn´t include naked pictures because Yaya would have crushed it ) - but with her oversized oppai penetration sensation Yaya was made for this.

Anyway, since there are some readers who are not especially fond of this kind of content the spin - off posts provide the chance to skip them and continue with more comicbook related material. And for those who are entranced by so much asian persuasion sensations there is the next Yaya Han spin - off ( and also one or two brand new Yaya Han posts in the not too distant future ) and we will come back to Kiana Tom in our part 3 .

With all the Yaya Han posts I have made over the years there are naturally some videos where I am not sure if I have already posted them or not. I seem to recall that I have posted all the videos with Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume but my memory is not as reliable as I´d like to think. Plus I don´t have the time to go over all the posts where I have included her.

So on the off chance that I haven´t posted this one or that I did and it has been deleted and this is a re - uploaded video here is Yaya Han in one of my favorite costumes. And this time they even film her in a way that showcases the best part of her costume which we don´t get to see too often in video interviews. The Yaya Han fans among know what I mean.

For my movie a pole dance like in the following video would be obligatory. Yaya´s costume would of course be much skimpier than the one in the video and more like the one Akira Lane is sporting ( just with less fabric ).

But - as always - all the good pole dance videos from Dead Or Alive with the good outfits are blocked on YouTube so we have to make do with this.

Usually I include a manga video in my hasian oversexualization posts but since I don´t have any at the moment here is one about a real master of the craft : Russ Heath. I don´t think I have enough material for a proper post about him so he´s getting his spotlight here. That´s right, bait them with the boobs then hit them with the comicbook stuff, that´s my motto.

Since the content of this post is a bit more risquee and I know my readers love top ten videos this one is all about animated movies for adults which - naturally - include some animes. And yes, there are only eleven movies in the video below. That´s because they got too many claims on Ninja Scroll.

Deja Vue Depatement - part 2 : I remember posting Mars Needs Women before but since I can´t change any old posts - thanks to the new blogger - here it is for those who have not seen it. The good news is that there is a striptease in the movie, the bad news is it´s not by cult siren Yvonne Craig who also appears in the flick and who was so hot that the publishers of DC Comics had to introduce Batgirl to the comicbooks to avoid loosing all their readers to the tv show. She really put the boob in boob tube.

Oh, look, it´s another video that´s completely unrelated to the topic of Today´s post but which might be of interest for my readers all the same.

We continue with Senorita Cometa completely out of order because I have been skipping back and forth and have no idea what are the best episodes. So I just try to pick the ones where everyone´s favorite comet that walks like a woman is wearing something interesting ( if somebody knows if there are any episodes where she is wearing a bikini or at least a hot swimsuit it would be much appreciated ). Anyway, call me stupid me thinking Senorita Cometa was turning heads because of her sexy mini skirt but it is because her juvenile delinquent charges stuck a funny message on her back. Daimn, correct me if it´s only because of the stretched video format but actress Yumiko Kokonoe does have some serious thunder thighs going on. It´s too bad this was long before Street Fighter came around because she could have fulfilled some horny gamers wet dreams. 

Speaking of wet asians, here is K - Pop group / strippers in training Laysha with another " sexy water dance ". Now I don´t know if that is part of the music festival where all the girls are drenched in water by the audience or if this is a signature move by Laysha or if it´s just a korean thing. But like the immortal bard said : I don´t know if it´s art but I do know what I like.

To bridge the time for those who haven´t started season three of Cobra Kai here is the Karate Kid / Cobra Kai Special Edition of Reunited Apart. 

Closing things out we have another oldie from the golden age of anime.

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Why we love Brooklin ( and will miss her )

I´m making this special tribute post because my future wife Brooklin has been absent from the latest Teen React videos. According to insiders she has left and all the ones that are uploaded now with Brooklin are old ones.

I hope she left to pursue a career in the adult entertainment industry.

If not starring in movies then at least taking her clothes off in front of a camera for money. Come on, she´s predestined for it. Brooklin could easily re - enact Halle Berry´s bonerriffic scene from Last Boy Scout with the only difference that she continues until she has taken everything off. 

And since she´s over 19 years old she can easily do something as explicit as Halle Berry´s famous topless scene in Password : Swordfish or the sex scene from Monster´s Ball since she already has the perfect body for it.

I would love to spend my summer in Brooklin on a penetration vacation venturing into her deep valley, her tight passages and her moist love grotto, drilling and hammering her fit body into submission hard.

But I´m not the only one who dreams about squirting deeply into her private parts since it is a trendsetting destination for visitors from all around the world. Because she provides the most bang for your buck - bang being the operative word here - which is only one of the many reasons why she is the most popular borough of New York City. There are many things to do in - or to - her and guys can´t wait to cum in Brooklin after spending long hours moaning and groaning between her long legs.

But she is not only lusted after by men as Park Slope spearheaded the popularity of Brooklin among lesbians and she is known to be open to same sex relations. Artists and hipsters like to ride her since she loves post modern art and design but of course Today Brooklin is more than a playground for horny tattooed skateboarders as old and young mingle.

There have been so many variations of Brooklin´s name that it has caused confusion about its origin, some have claimed that breukelen means break her in. The ever growing Brooklin who buzzes with energy, excitement and the inherent tension of coupling experienced an explosive growth spurt which made many longhorsemen - men who have a dick long like a horse - enter Brooklin for recreational purposes. And her widespread - which she spreads widely - public area is anxious to receive them all.

Brooklin is known as the twin city because of her huge twin mountains which put her on the map and men love to slide up and down between her lush hills and soft flesh until they are sufficiently aroused before she lustfully swallows them deeply going all the way down their pulsating shaft. If there is one thing Brooklin does better than others it´s french lip service but she is also well versed in using over a dozen other tongues.

Brooklin attracts many visitor especially her Silicon Alley and if you can try out some of her culinary specialties like the suckling pig. She traditionally concentrated on manufacturing but has shifted her focus to servicing men which is what she was born for. Her perky, firm breasts were just made to milk hard cocks dry, her soft, wet lips look best wrapped around a huge boner and her spread legs are a more than open invitation for an all night ejaculation sensation. It´s no wonder guys can´t stop squirting when in Brooklin and her well developed robust back quarters are most popular.

Her convenient position as a back office for New York´s business men makes her especially attractive and many private donors with long stamina invest deeply providing a steady influx of monetary compensation while in return reaping all available benefits. They spend many long nights plunging steadily into her warm and welcoming back streets, exploring every inch, crevice and hidden hole of this nubian blow up sex doll before merciless pounding her porn star boy. All the while thrusting deeper ever deeper into her tight tunnel of love until they empty their overblown portfolio.

After enjoying the pleasure´s of her red light district you may have to visit Mammary Medical Center where Brooklin specializes in treating patients with enormous schlongs who suffer from erectile disfunctions and she has pioneered successful cures for priapism, sperm accumulation, excessive sperm production thanks to her superior deepthroating skills.

Nobody can hold a candle to asian girls when it comes to oral sex skills so it´s no wonder that the " head " nurse at Mammary Medical center is Ivanna Suckyoudry Hardswallow, an exotic mix of chinese, japanese, korean, thai, hawaiian, native american, spanish plus brazilian descent.

Not only does she have a body to make a Playmate of the Year envious and possesses incredible stripper skills she is also well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and sex techniques know around the world. She really knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s begging for some asian dick lubrication with those sweet lips that are perfect for oral pleasure.

The big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb always walks around with her tits hanging out because she categorically wears uniforms three sizes too small. Naturally it doesn´t cover her extremely long, perfect legs that go up almost to her chin which according to her patients taste as good as they look. Yvanna also can spread them like a real pro as only the best asian strippers and pornstars can. She is a real sex freak in the bedroom who can polish your meatpole until you squirt like crazy and she had to leave her previous employment because she is addicted to oral sex.

She worked at a sperm bank but there was a big scandal because she drank on the job and took advantage of patients especially when they were young and well hung. She insisted on overseeing them doing their sperm deposits which was just an excuse for her hands on approach.

She always massaged the client´s hard schlongs with her soft, giant boobs which were just made to be wrapped around a rock hard erection and then deepthroating them dry for hours without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container.

 

 
None of the lucky stiffs complained about her asian salivation but all her male colleagues who were denied her oriental oral skills ratted her out.

Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!



She also spend some time at the part of Mammary Medical Center that specializes in penis enlargement where her job was to give the patients supersized appendages a test drive after surgery as all the other nurses could not take the pounding of the newly superenlarged horsecocks.

There also were some scandals involving Ivanna at Mammary Medical Center. Once all the electronic equipment was out of commission so she had to test the patients stamina the old fashioned way by giving them a special nuru massage / tantra blowjob sex / ejaculation endurance test.

What she didn´t know was that the equipment was sabotaged on a regular basis by her horny patients and they would all take lots of viagra so they could last all night long during her " midnight olympics " drainage sessions.

After a few months the new equipment arrived so the patients could not sabotage it without arousing suspicion but soon another unfortunate event happened when she had to work in the ward that specializes in the treatment of patients who suffer from giant swollen cocks who produce so much sperm that they have to be milked dry otherwise their balls explode.

With her XXL melons Yvanna was predestined to relieve them of excess semen and soon she became the oral and breast massage specialist for the extra hard cases making them shoot buckets of manjuice every other hour.

The rich patients of the area started to pay the corrupt doctor, to be diagnosed with this illness so the blow up sex doll would pump them dry on prescription. Especially elder, terminally ill patients paid huge sums to get a chance to kick the bucket being serviced by an asian boobstar.

Her work as a sex surrogate in the wing for sex therapy was also under a bad sign since all the male patients not only had oversized, giant members and a constant hard on, they also were fixated on asians with huge racks and bikini tan lines and she had to participate in role playing and dress up in uniform so the patients could vent their frustrations with female cops.

And no matter how often they had these sessions, they would always come back ( with no sign of improvement ) and specifically ask for her.

But the biggest scandal involved the boss of Mammary Medical Center, a perverted old sexual predator who would took advantage of Yvanna since she didn´t have the right papers. For starters he mercilessly pounded the hasian sex godesses brains out every night in the shower until morning.

Or else he would sic the immigration on her and her underage daughter ( who already had a pornstar body at the tender age of 15 ). So Yvanna had to be his sex slave and obedient blow up sex doll every night to prevent him from sexually assaulting her poor daughter. Which turned out to be totally unnecessary since her daughter was such a cum crazy horny slut that she fucked her way through all her classmates, male students and all the male teachers in school before she became the town whore with 16.

Completely unaware of her daughters nymphomanic addiction Yvanna had to suffer constant sexual assaults of her perverted boss. On the weekends he took sex drug overdoses so he could ravage her body again and again, turning the time from Friday night till Monday morning into one long sex orgy marathon with a few breaks for resting, drinking alcohol - and taking more of the illegal sex drug. He was doing his own experiments trying to create a better viagra and he was testing how long she could take it.

The mega inflated hasian herself confessed that because of her titanic tits she knows all security officers in her vicinity on a personal basis as they always single her out to be strip searched at the airport, the bus terminal, where ever she is traveling or the mall by all available male personnel. The horny officers usually take turns savagely pounding her before tag teaming her two, three or four at a time turning these into impromptu sex orgies.

Well, there was a lot more of Yaya Han in this post than I expected ( there is just not enough good material of Brooklin on the internet ) so to keep the asian penetration theme going and because in all her time at Teens React Brooklin never did the much anticipated Wet T - Shirt Challenge here is a video showing how easily you can provide clean entertainment.



And it´s also a little tip for Brooklin what her next employment could be.

 
A bit more in tune with the topic of this post is our music video and I don´t think Brooklin ever wore an afro in all of her Teens React videos.



Coming back to Brooklin´s further career in adult entertainment, I´m always hoping for the best so maybe she can use a few of these moves.



Likewise I included this video because I can´t really put it in my regular comic book related posts and also as research material for Brooklin.



By the way, the name of the hasian blow up sex doll above is Nari, she is from k - pop band Wassup and her nickname is ultimate twerk machine.

Regular readers might remember that I posted a GIF of her but I haven´t posted a video with her yet so I wanted to rectumfy this gross oversight. 

Since we never got to see those explicit videos with Brooklin here is a video with Melina Pitra and Brooklin can take a few suggestions from her outfit if she ever does a photo shooting for a men´s magazine. There are a few videos like this I have bookmarked but Melina Pitra has an ass that just won´t quit and the g - string is just a souped up string of dental floss.



Daimn, if Melina looks this hot with such a butt floss g - string can you imagine Brooklin´s perfect shaped bubblebutt wearing one of those ?

Our last video doesn´t really fit in with the rather explicit nature of the rest but I wanted to include a video with Brooklin and this is one of the few that I haven´t posted yet and which is not tied to a certain topic.



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