Now of course I know that DANGANROMPA : TRIGGER HAPPY HAVOC´s Junko Enoshima is not your typical schoolgirl but with Yaya Han turning 40 Today and me being even older we wouldn´t fit the trope of two students doing some sextra credit after school activities during double d detention anyway. It would be more like Yaya Han being the favorite teacher and me being the principal. To whom Yaya comes after hours to file a complaint about always getting sexually assaulted during sex ed by the majority of the male students. At least all the horny perverts who are not busy using the female students as their impromptu blow up sex dolls. So Yaya comes to my office to rectumfy the situation only to find out that I am the biggest pervert of them all who makes her assume all the positions she got dicktamed by the students in and re - enact the sex marathon with me.
This post will be a bit different in that I won´t write as much about the different featured costumes since all the research takes up more time than selecting the pictures and writing the commentaries combined and I´m really starting to feel tired. Most of the pictures are from Yaya Han´s Junko cosplay but the rest of them are just all over the place. Anyway here is my third and final selection of Yaya Han cosplay pictures for Today.
So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .
I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.
Daimn, just check out the size of those opai on Yaya Han. We have to get her to do full frontal nudity in the JLA movie, her body is primed for it.
You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .
I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION ) !
One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.
Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.
At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.
Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sex freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.
I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !
The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.
Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than three wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it would be difficult to tell a story while getting her brains f - worded out and screaming with pleasure at the top of her lungs.
Just look at the size of her hooters ! How did her husband let go of this asian penetration sensation ? Anyway, from what I have seen Jeannie´s soft lips would fit perfect around me and even if she probably could not swallow the whole shaft I´m game for some asian lubrication ejaculation.
On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?
Some of you may have heard the good news but for those that don´t : Yaya has written a book. Which is especially good for guys like me who don´t buy signed photos or prints since I don´t know where to keep them safely. Also it´s very difficult to get the calendars here in Germany since for some odd reason comic shops have all kind of pop culture stuff except for Yaya´s calendars. They don´t even have them at amazon Germany and I had to order the last two directly from Yaya´s store so the shipping was almost as much as one of the calendars. Anyway, I´m glad that Yaya´s book will be out at the end of this year so I can finally support Yaya this way.
I´m using these Yaya Han spotlights to post some of the dozens of K - Pop videos that have accumulated over the years and Today´s candidate is Sunny, member of the south korean band SNSD also known a s Girl´s Generation and her cover performance of Gain´s song Bloom. The performance was from the show Märchen Fantasy ( Fairy Tale Fantasy ).
Sunny was always considered the baby and the most innocent one but she got rid of her sweet and innocent image like a thunderbolt - or with the beat of a kettledrum as we say in Germany - taking a page out of another sexbomb demonstrating that she has mastered the Alizeé bodywave.
And like french rumpshaker Alizeé she also has the perfect bubblebutt but with asian idol singers that´s usually a given. The only thing missing is the famous little red fish ( longtime readers know what I´m talking about ).
I don´t think the concert or event was televised because I could only find fancam videos so I have included them all as well as some animated GIFs with Sunny´s breast moments from the live performance ( see below ).
There are a few more but that would exceed the purpose of this post.
Until Yaya Han decides to star as Jessica Rabbit in a Roger Rabbit fanfilm ( Yaya Han already did a spectacular cosplay as Jessica Rabbit and her dress pushed her big boobs up to her chin and was so tight that she could not breathe and fainted during the photo shoot - that´s what I call dedication to the craft ! ) here is another Roger Rabbit short, Roller Coaster Rabbit.
I think they were only included in the special edition of the DVD but thankfully I got mine years ago. Which reminds me, it´s been a long time since I last saw the movie. Maybe I should give it another go now that we all have so much time on our hands thanks to the quarantine lockdown.
One of the things to do during the lockdown is read so to close those essential gaps in your comicbook collection, re - read some old classics or maybe upgrade from a trade paperback to an omnibus, a deluxe edition, an absolute edition or maybe even an artist´s edition if available here are the Top 10 Graphic Novels Of All Time. And since every successful comic series is now billed as a graphic novel I won´t comment on the fact that only half of the graphic novels on this top 10 list are really graphic novels.
Today´s feature film is Trottel Im Weltraum, original title Naked Space - The Creature Wasn´t Nice with Leslie Nielsen, best known from the Naked Gun and Patrick McNee best known as John Steed from the british tv show The Avengers ( since the movies are so successful you have to explain to younger readers that there used to be an Avengers tv show that was not based on Marvel Comics mightiest heroes ) also starring the unforgettable Diana Rigg as leather clad Emma Peel who was one of the inspirations for the Hellfire Club in Chris Claremont and John Byrne´s Dark Phoenix Saga.
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