We continue our perky playmate parade on September the 3rd with two candidates, the first is 39B - 24 - 36 vixen Valerie Perrine in 1943 and so far no actress has surpassed her as Luthor´s aide / sexbomb Miss Teschmacher be it on the tv shows or the new grim and gritty DC cineastic universe. On top of that she has also been nude in PLAYBOY and quite a few movies.
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Isn´t it strange how the guys at Hollywood always act like the old movies are tame compared to Todays entertainment that´s so cutting edge and risky yet because of the political correctness BS the last version of Miss Teschmacher was a sexually non threatening girlie with as much charisma as a glass of milk while we had a 39B Playboy cover model in the original version who was the first actress to purposely display herself nude on american television ? Many people don´t know it but centerfold Valerie Perrine also appeared in one of the best known scenes from the first Cannonball Run movie and the reason for that is that she´s uncredited.
The most remembered scenes from the first Cannonball Run movie involve the Lamborghini Babes played by Tara Buckman and cult siren Adrienne Barbeau. Now I don´t think I have to explain the Lamborghini Babes whose main trick to avoid getting hassled by the cops is flashing some cleavage. Which doesn´t work on a hot lady cop played by Valerie Perrine.
We come to the second candidate from September the 3rd in 1975 with natural born stripper Yasmina Filali and like with a lot of german celebrities on this list I have not been able to verify her measurements so I have to list them as unknown. Yasmina is best known - at least in Germany - from her PLAYBOY pictures in May 1999 and as martial arts specialist, bouncer and stripper - not necessarily in that order - Yvonne on Die Rote Meile.
The series was named after the red light district of St. Pauli in Hamburg and was a sequel to The King of St. Pauli. It followed the lives of pimps, prostitutes and strippers but they were all portrayed like regular people not like in american tv where people from this walk of life are always horrible people. Anyway, I watched every episode because they had a very easy concept : one strip in every episode not interrupted by commercials.
Daimn, that girl really has the prototype of the heart shaped ass. Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that . And there were some on Die Rote Meile as I found out when I tried to find the names of the best strippers. Yes, only the " real " actors are mentioned in the cast meaning those with a speaking part which tells you which place some women still occupy in Today´s society. So if anybody out there knows the name of the living blow up sex doll with the big melons below put it in the comments.
Anyway, one of the best strippers of the regular cast is Sylvia Leifheit who has a secret identity in the series as she plays the typical devoted wife by day, secret stripper by night. Sylvia made me realize two things : firstly, while I usually don´t go for skinny chicks she is just oozing so much sex appeal that I would do her in a minute. And second, hair color can really make a difference because her character in the series is actually a blonde and despite having the same stunning figure as a blonde she´s kind of - meh - looking while as Luna with the black wig she´s a real firecracker !
Speaking of firecrackers coming to September the 4th we have 34C - 24 - 36 PLAYBOY´s Playmate of The Month for March 1995 and Playmate of The Year for 1996 Stacy Sanches . She is one of the most memorable women and I recommend her Playmate Calendar videos as well as her appearances with her sister Kim Sanchez in Playboy´s Wet & Wild : Bottoms Up and in Playboy : Sisters and just Stacy in Playboy´s Playmates Bustin´ Out .
On September the 5th we have one of the biggest cult sirens to ever grace the pages of PLAYBOY magazine, none other than 37D ( !!! ) - 25 - 36 silver screen goddess and pin up queen Raquel Welch. So far I haven´t had the time to do a proper cult siren post on her - or transfer her cult siren post from my old bobblog here - but I mentioned her in connection to Markie Post´s fellow THE FALL GUY cast member Heather Thomas who was one of the few women on the planet who managed to become a more popular pin up than Raquel Welch. If only for a certain period of time.
The very next day, on September the 6th we again have two candidates and the first one is Carol Wayne in 1942. Longtime followers of the blog might remember that I mentioned her in Mike Zeck´s birthday post back in 2016 and if you missed that you absolutely HAVE to google Carol Wayne.
The blonde bombshell with the mega inflated body of a living blow up sex doll predestined for the adult industry ( her exact body measures are not known but it is assumed that they were around 39DD - 24 - 35 ) made dreams come true when she did a nude PLAYBOY pictorial in February 1984.
With a curvaceous body that must have been the envy of most porn stars of that time she had many fans who followed her guest appearances on such television shows like I Spy, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. , The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. or The Fall Guy. She had roles in the movies Gunn, The Party and Heartbreakers in which she had a nude scene. Carol appeared in many sketches on The Red Skelton Show but she gained her greatest fame for her 100 plus appearances as the Matinee Lady between 1971 and 1984. In Love American Style she played a secretary that constantly distracts her boss with her big gazongas . She would´ve made one hell of a Power Girl !
Also born on September the 6th but in 1961 we have the brabusting Miss Nude World 1981 and PLAYBOY´s Playmate of the Month in January 1990 Peggy McIntaggart. The busty blonde not only appeared in a lot of PLAYBOY videos thanks to her stunning 36E ( !!! ) - 23 - 35 measurements, she played one of the strippers in Beverly Hills Cop II, Maggie in Lady Avenger, Keela in Phoenix the Warrior and was in the obligatory Baywatch episode.
There are too many playmate birthdays in the year to put them all on the blog so I concentrate on the few I´m familiar with from the time when the PLAYBOY magazine was a big part of my regular reading material and Peggy McIntaggert really stood out because of her incredible Power Girl figure.
Speaking of blondes with big power girls, on September the 12th we have a new entry from my James Robinson birthday post about THE GOLDEN AGE and LEAVE IT TO CHANCE with one of the biggest MILFs in Germany.
When you’re a skinny blonde who inflates your tits to titanic proportions is it any surprise that you’d want to show them off at any opportunity ?
Thankfully, no, and that’s just what top - heavy born for porn blow up sex doll Ramona Drews does playing herself in reality tv shows like Versteckte Kamera ( the german version of Candid Camera where she played a topless mannequin in a shop´s window display that suddenly moved much to the delight of male clients ) or Blitz where her on camera demonstrations how she still could give milk with her new giant - sized 34D porn star implants brought new heights of infamy for her and record views for the network.
She also did an incredible nude pictorial for the german PLAYBOY edition.
How can we top german 34D MILF Ramona Drews ? Well, on September the 19th we have american mega MILF Julianna Young, Playmate Of The Month in November of 1993 who clocks in at an unbelievable 38F ( !!! ) - 21 - 34.
When she did her first pictorial she was the second oldest playmate in PLAYBOY history with 33 years but I didn´t mind since I was 26 myself at that time and I´ve always had a thing for more experienced women with huge breasts. So I had no problem with this Power Girl lookalike, especially in light of her big double airbags. I dreamed of getting tamed by Julianna.
Besides her huge implants Julianna is also known for being one of the first playmates with a trimmed pubic area. It was a long time before all of them adopted this fashion and now its weird to imagine the women otherwise.
We continue with essential 90s playmates on September the 25th with 36D - 22 - 33 beach bunny Kerri Kendall, PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for September in 1990. Besides her nude pictorial she was in 30 PLAYBOY special editions, numerous videos - especially in the Wet & Wild videos - and she was one of the few who got her own videocassette ( I´m old ).
I bought it at the Karstadt in Stuttgart because they had a different selection of videocassettes than in Ludwigsburg together with a few movies and when the guy in front of me saw the videocassette he said " Daimn, I should have bought that instead of " well, whatever movie his woman made him buy. I´m positive he came back really quick to get it.
Like myself Kerri was constantly daydreaming in school and she must have developed at an early age because she started modeling at the age of 15.
In Kerri´s own words : My first appearance in front of a large group of people was in the Miss Mission Beach Contest. I was the youngest contestant and with out a doubt the Crowd Favorite. I didn't win the title of Miss Mission Beach but I took home a trophy for People´s Choice. I think I was more proud of that than if I had actually won the title. I saw it as " Well, six judges on the panel chose that girl over there but two thousand people on the beach chose me ... hmm ... I can live with that ! "
Two years later at 17 I entered the contest again and took home the title.
They didn't give me the People's Choice title this time, but the whole crowd was chanting my number. The prize for winning Miss Mission Beach was an all expense paid trip to Jamaica. I stayed at the Hedonism II resort in Negril and upon leaving, I vowed to return ! I am still determined to honor that vow and when I do you'd better believe I'll be doing some live web - cam chats from there and I'll post pictures galore all over the site.
The Miss Mission Beach title brought a lot of attention my way. I started doing bikini and hot legs contests all over San Diego, averaging 2 contests a week even through the winter. The day after my 18th birthday I had a photographer shoot some nude photos and submit them to Playboy. I had wanted to be a Playmate for so long I was not going to waste any time !
Finally I was a Playboy Playmate of the Month. I was even so lucky as to have my birthday month as my centerfold month. Wow, what a rush.
Though I was shooting quite a bit and going out on a lot of promotions I chose to keep my ' regular job ' at an outpatient surgery center. It was always important to me not to get caught up in the fantasy world of Hollywood and modeling. I think the combination of Libra and Year of the Dog demands a constant state of balance for me. I can never go too far off in one direction. If I have a regular job I have to supplement it with the fantasy, glitzy modeling jobs and if I'm modeling a lot I make sure I do something closer to the ground to keep me centered and balanced.
Speaking of ultimate sexbombs, closing out the month of September on the 29th we have without a doubt the most prominent playmate on this blog, none other than natural born stripper Erika " Double E " Eleniak.
Erika was the Playmate Of The Month July in 1989 and she also enhanced her boobs to the size of two giant twin torpedoes to get the 34C - 24 - 32 measurements to become the big breasted queen of BAYWATCH who left all viewers drooling and gave all her horny male co stars giant erections.
Erika is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE so it´s no surprise that I re - posted her original cult siren entry in 2015 , in 2016 and also in 2018 . I have also mentioned her in a lot of BAYWATCH related posts and she and Pamela Anderson will be featured in Tomorrow´s fantastic MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE WITH STEVEN SEAGAL.
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
Whew, we really had a lot of hot sexbombs in September. Thankfully the month of October is quite short in that regard with only four more to go.
On the 2nd we have literal cult siren Debbie Gibson and she was the Britney Spears before the was a Britney Spears which was around the time when I was in Realschule. And while I was too old to be part of her target audience I appreciated it when she posed for a nude PLAYBOY pictorial.
On October the 7th we have 36C - 25 - 35 brabuster Judy Landers but we already had her together with her sister - not twin - Audrey Landers in part 4 and since I would only repeat myself we are going to skip her.
We return to Germany one final time with the penultimate playmate for October on the 9th, 36C - 22 - 34 actress and german Playmate Of The Month October 2013 Tina Ruland who is an equal opportunity sexbomb since she got naked on the big screen as well as on the small tv screen.
From Germany we go all the way to the other side of the globe as we close out the month of October down under. On the 20th we have none other than world famous 35C - 25 - 34 Dannii Minogue who posed completely naked for the australian PLAYBOY and really put the pop in pop star.
SIMON SAYS : DANNII MINOGUE WAS MY SEX TOY, MY BLOW UP SEX DOLL
The stacked Minogue sister with the built in pair of bongos was actually in the music business first and had a big career before Kylie ever sang her first note, which most people forgot for a long time. Which of course changed when she became a judge on The X - Factor where she got the highest points from the audience on the show and Simon Cowell in the bedroom who used her as his blow up sex doll. Dannii has officially denied being Simon´s sex toy but that doesn´t contradict that he banged her brains out. I mean, if I was sitting next to a wet dream with such huge melons all day I would definitely put her pornstar body to the test, this is a total no brainer. Simon even campaigned to get her back on the show and made no secret that it was mainly because of her incredible breasts.
He wanted the channel to splash out millions to secure a deal with Dannii Minogue and told ITV boss Peter Fincham : " Bring her back to X - Factor and everyone will tune in to look at her tits. " In his biography Simon Cowell admitted that he was in love with Danni Minogue for years. " I had a crush on her. It was Dannii´s hair, the sexy clothes and the tits. I was like a schoolboy. She was foxy. She was a real man´s girl. Very feminine. "
Now the best clip of Dannii Minogue is from a french tv show where she appeared in a dress with what some might consider the mother of all sideboobs except the dress covers so little of Dannii´s huge talents that she´s only a few inches away from being naked. In fact when you see her from the side almost nothing of her voluptuous breasts is hidden by fabric so there isn´t anything left to the imagination. Which naturally turns all men on the show into horny, drooling pervs. Now I have posted a video of this before but it was only her entrance and there are two more parts.
Since the clips above are all of very low quality I want to include Dannii´s appearance from what I think is called The Paul O´Grady Show where she was sporting a massive cleavage. The first video has the highest quality but it´s just ( okay, not just ) a compilation of Dannii´s breast parts while the second video has a much lower quality but features the full interview.
And with that we are finally at the end of this part but don´t worry, there are more sexbombs to come in our final part. Hold onto your Lederhosen !
It´s astounding what kind of stuff one can find on YouTube. For example : a few weeks ago I came across Something Weird Reel Wild Cinema, a show hosted by Sarah Bernhard which I have never heard of. And there is the episode called Super Chicks with cinema cult siren Adrienne Barbeau.
One of the comicbook related movies Adrienne Barbeau starred in was the first Swamp Thing film - which I find pretty solid. For a long time there was a big debate if Swamp Thing ripped off Man - Thing ( which also had a movie adaption but this one was a complete train wreck ) or the other way around until it was discovered that both were based on The Heap.
The new Swamp Thing tv series was nicked in the bud before it had a chance to succeed since it was canceled before the first episode aired. What a lot of people don´t know is that there was a Swamp Thing tv show in the 90s that went on for three seasons from 1990 to 1993. What I didn´t know was that sci fi cult sexbomb Kari Wuhrer appeared in ten episodes.
We are continuing our series of classic anime from the 90s with the first episode of the 1996 fantasy epic Legend Of Crystania : The Chaos Ring.
Now this would be where I usually end the post because I have already covered the five categories I include in my video mix - comicbooks, music, tv shows, movies and cartoons - but since the quarantine lockdown I try to include at least one really long video since we all have a bit of extra time on our hands. For Today it´s an evening with Kevin Smith which was part of the COMIC-Con@HOME 2020 and in fact you can download a pdf - file of the 2020 Comic - Con Souvenir Book at their website - for free.
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