I mentioned him in a previous post but only briefly which is astounding since he not only is responsible for some of the biggest blockbusters but also worked with a whole litany of not only of the hottest afro - american aphrodites Hollywood has to offer but with the ultimate sexbombs in all of Tinseltown period. And while I can´t do a rundown of all of his movies - for that I would need a whole series of MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE posts - I will list some of the cult sirens he worked with accompanied by a few comments about the movies they starred in. And as always this is not supposed to be a complete overview and is only my personal best of.
But before we come to this litany of lubricating ladies I have to mention that I wrote a post about Eddie Murphy´s ex - wife, MILF Nicole Murphy .
We start with real life 37DD - 26 - 38 Jessica Rabbit Nikki Cox with whom Eddie Murphy worked together in Nutty Professor II : The Klumps, a movie we will return to for the number one nubian sex goddess of all time in this list. As for Nikki Cox, that is a porn name if I have ever heard one which makes the fact that she never did porn although her body was made for it even more incredible. I cast the bigbreasted redhead with the sexy hourglass figure as the female Dr. Fate Linda Strauss in my first post of the Hollywood edition of casting the Justice League Of America movie series.
With that the movie continued the tradition of the first movie The Nutty Professor which featured skin flick veterans Lisa Boyle and Athena Massey. So far I have seen none of the Nutty Professor remakes with Eddie Murphy but from what I have seen in trailers and clips I don´t find them very appealing. I have seen the original with Jerry Lewis and I´m not sure why the premise of the movie was changed from the original Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde motif where a nerdy teacher is transformed into the coolest guy on the campus to just a fat guy who turns into a fit guy.
Aside from the opportunity to make a lot of fat jokes. Which are not that particularly funny when you are struggling with loosing weight yourself.
Another thing that this movie and the sequel seems to celebrate ad nauseum is the famous toilet humor which also is not my cup of tea. So unless I read somewhere that the number 1 on this list has an incredible nude scene in part two I will probably never see any of these movies.
We continue with cult siren Denise Crosby who is best known for putting the fiction in science as Security Chief Tasha Yar in Star Trek : The Next Generation. She starred in 48 Hours which was completely butchered by the german censorship board FSK that cut the movie down from 1 hour and 36 minutes to a measly 1 hour and 26 minutes ( although there have been less censored german versions released in the last few years ).
The sequel, Another 48 Hours, which starred another midnight movie massita with Shauna O´Brien didn´t fare much better in Germany as the original runtime of 1 hour and 33 Minutes was reduced to 1 hour and 25 minutes. Although there is a version with less than two minutes cut.
In The Adventures Of Pluto Nash Eddie got to work with blaxploitation super star Pam Grier whose name was the inspiration for the secret identity of the Avengers Tigra. The nubian sex goddess and her giant 38D double chocolate shakes appeared in a whole plethora of cult movies where she displayed her stunning physique to the delight of her fans.
Black really don´t crack and Pam still looked terrific in The Adventures Of Pluto Nash. Which for me is one of Eddie Murphy´s most underrated movies. Okay, it may not be Oscar - material but it has some nice special effects, besides Pam Grier we also have Rosario Dawson in the cast and the flick does have some unexpected plot twists. I guess the film just didn´t catch on with audiences but I don´t think it deserves its bad rep.
A movie that deserves its bad rep is Beverly Hills Cop 2 not only because it´s the best example of how Hollywood used to make sequels - do the same as in the first movie just add more movie stars and more explosions without understanding why the original formula worked - but also for the blatant misuse of sexual stallion Brigitte Nielsen who was in her prime.
I mean as bad as Cobra ( or City Cobra as it was called in Germany ) was at least it had a photo session with Brigitte. Somehow she never managed to fulfill her potential as a Sexbombe and her luck with comicbook movies wasn´t much better either. Her She Hulk movie didn´t make it out of the planning stage and her Red Sonja movie is really bad. One thing that always bugged me about Red Sonja was that in her origin didn´t make much sense to me. In the comicbook she was granted superior strength as long as she was undefeated by men in battle. Which means that in the case when she needed more strength the most - namely when some guy got the upper hand on her - the goddess would deny her that. Which for me is just a sexual assault waiting to happen. It´s almost like this goddess wanted the biggest, longest, hardest, baddest, most brutal and perverted delinquents to use and abuse Red Sonja like a cheap blow up sex doll.
Now it´s been quite a while since I last saw the first two Beverly Hills Cop movies ( I have seen the third one once and you couldn´t pay me enough to watch it again ) and I don´t know if it´s old age or if they cut in in the german version ( for which I could find no proof at the usual websites where censored movies are listed ) but while I can vividly remember that there was a scene at a strip club in the first movie I completely blanked on the fact that there also was a scene at a strip club in the second one.
I wasn´t able to find out the name of the real life stripper in Beverly Hills Cop, only that she recommended the song that plays in that scene, Nasty Girl by Vanity. I did however find out the names of the two women who play the strippers in Beverly Hills Cop 2. The first is Teal Roberts and she strut her stuff in the 1984 comedy Hardbodies and The Last Boy Scout.
The other stripper was played by Miss Nude World 1981 and PLAYBOY´s Playmate of the Month in January 1990 Peggy McIntaggart which for me is especially annoying because I have featured her a few times on the blog always mentioning that she not only appeared in a lot of PLAYBOY videos thanks to her stunning 36E - 23 - 35 measurements, she played one of the aforementioned strippers in Beverly Hills Cop II, Maggie in Lady Avenger, Keela in Phoenix the Warrior and was in the obligatory Baywatch episode.
There are too many playmate birthdays in the year to put them all on the blog so I concentrate on the few I´m familiar with from the time when the PLAYBOY magazine was a big part of my regular reading material and Peggy McIntaggert really stood out because of her incredible Power Girl figure.
Speaking of playmates in Eddie Murphy movies in general and Beverly Hills Cop 2 in particular, I completely forgot the scene at the Playboy Mansion.
The scene features Ola Ray, Alana Soares, Venice Kong, Luann Lee, Kymberly Paige ( not to be mistaken for Nitro Girl leader and wrestling sexbomb Diamond Doll Kimberly Paige who not only has a similar name but also shares a birthday with her but she will be featured in our next X - MEN MONTH post ), Kymberly Herrin, Leilani Soares, Anne Lamont, Pamela Santini, Sarah Quick, Marlene Kingsland, Monet Swann, Natalie Smith, Kari Whitman and the 34C - 24 - 34 Playmate of the Month in June 1986 Rebecca Ferratti whom I´ve also featured on the blog before .
We are staying with ultimate sexbombs with playmate measurements as the next movie on our list is Trading Places where a young Jamie Lee Curtis´ topless scene earned her the nickname " freezeframe " as her scenes in such movies like Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to Jamie´s erection guaranteeing 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.
But Jamie was not always a sex symbol and started out in horror movies like Halloween and The Fog ( which also starred cult siren Adrienne Bareau about whom you can read more in this brand new spin - off post ) where she quickly became very famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens. Although she later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs had busted out.
Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.
Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity. Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her nude body. A lot of other actresses auditioned for the role and while I could definitely see Demi Moore in that part ( who is the number one in my Top Movie Stripteases thanks to her spectacular performance in Striptease ) or even Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Geena Davis, Rosanna Arquette, Madonna, Jennifer Jason Leigh and possibly Lea Thompson or Sharon Stone I thank God that it wasn´t given to Emma Thompson, Melanie Griffith, Debra Winger, Anette Benning or Joan Cusak.
I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one post with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 which has lots of spectacular GIFs.
Speaking of dream girls, that´s also the title of a movie where Eddie Murphy co - starred with the inventor and living embodiment of the term " bootylicious " Beyonce . I have the movie somewhere in the house but so far I haven´t watched it because I already have enough drama in my life.
We are staying with ultimate nubian sexbombs and the next one is cult siren Halle Berry with whom Eddie Murphy worked on Boomerang. Halle Berry did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The Last Boy Scout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and completely redeemed herself in Monster´s Ball where she milked Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob totally dry in front of the entire crew. Which nobody really got to see since they censored it more than three times - about which I wrote a special post .
Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so in 2018 I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .
Now I promised that we would return to Nutty Professor II : The Klumps for the number 1 in this list which is none other than my all time wet sex dream the living blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who is a well known sex maniac and insists on inspecting all her new employees - orally.
It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher . I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
That was a lot less about Eddie Murphy´s movies that I had originally planned but maybe we can pick up where we have to stop next year - provided we are all still around then. Today´s kids have no idea how big Eddie Murphy was and every time a new movie with him came out it was an event. His films always had the best jokes, the best action, the best special effects and the best babes. That all went downhill after Pluto Nash and his later movies never reached that level of success. I mean, even when some of his flicks had an interesting premise like Holy Man you can see how much the studio execs intervened as soon as the movie starts criticizing our consumerist society or capitalism. Nope, can´t have that. They are backtracking that stuff so fast that you get serious whiplash.
Eddie Murphy also did voice acting for such animated movies like Mulan or the Shrek films and another pioneer of portraying people of color in animated form - as well as comicbooks - was the late Dwayne McDuffie.
You probably expected me to post a music video by Beyonce or Janet Jackson but I´m going with a different afro - american trailblazer. I came across this a while ago and I just can´t wait until Lil´ Kim´s next birthday.
Since I mentioned born for porn Nikki Cox I want to post another episode of Unhappily Ever After before they are deleted from YouTube again.
I already posted the photo session with Brigitte Nielsen from Cobra in another post so here is a video essay about this underrated masterpiece.
We are closing things out with Jungle Emperor Leo, the anime from which Disney stole the idea for The Lion King. I know they made a new version of it ( I can´t call it a live action version because while the animals look more realistic they were still generated on a computer ) but I´m not a big fan of the original so why should I waste any more time and money on it ?
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Well, am I supposed to be walking around with my butt hanging out and my boobs up to my ears, with voluptuous lips and high heels all the time ? That person still lives within me but it doesn´t necessarily mean it´s there every single moment of the day.
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