It´s 40D Funbag Friday with horny Yaya Han

Not only is cosplay icon Yaya Han´s cupsize 40D she also celebrates her 40th anniversary Today and since I didn´t do a birthday post for her last year it´s about damn time to put some new pictures with her on the blog.

I know, I´m constantly putting new pictures with cosplay sex goddess Yaya Han on the blog and including the appropriate tag but with 138 ( !!! ) posts where I have included her so far I can´t expect my faithful followers to go through all of them just to catch more of this asian porn oppai sensation.

So I have decided to put my new pictures of asian penetration sensation Yaya Han in a new post I can link to in the future. At least that was the initial plan. As it turns out I can´t fit all of the new pictures of Yaya Han that have accumulated over the last two years into one post - not if I want to stick to the only 23 pictures per post rule ( which only counts for the main part of the post, the bonus section and animated GIFs don´t count ) - so I will have to make several posts . Which means we all win.

You get several new posts with a lot of new Yaya Han pictures ( at this point I haven´t figured out how many I am going to need to fit in all the new material yet ) and I get to drool all over ..... I mean, go over dozens of pictures with asian penetration sensation Yaya Han. Which I probably would do anyway but now we get some new stuff for the blog out of it.

Speaking of going over the pictures for the new Yaya Han posts, initially I wanted to do a Best Of The Best post and put the rest of the pictures in the next post. But once I realized just how many pictures there were it was clear that I would more than two post and I didn´t want to have pictures from the same cosplay costume scattered across several posts.

So since the most new pictures I have of Yaya Han are from her Eliza from TEKKEN REVOLUTION cosplay - enough for a solo post - we are starting with it. It´s one of my favorite costumes of Yaya´s new cosplays which might have something to do with Yaya´s legs in fishnets and garter belts.

So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .

I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.

I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.

Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.

Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.

Of course Yaya Han would also have to wear some special outfits like the one Akira Lane is sporting below. I can just imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her nude butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss while she is giving me a lapdance before a two hour erection injection.

That´s what I need some sexual healing from a naughty night nurse like porn star Minka where no matter how much she knows about medicine you feel already better if you see her. And just wait until she starts with her asian deepthroat erection inspection to get the daily sperm sample.

If I won the lottery I would definitely hold auditions for my nurse and I would buy them uniforms that are at least two sizes too small so their tits are hanging out all the time. Of course my dream nurse would not only have the body of a Playmate of the Year and incredible stripper skills.

She also should be well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and all the sex techniques. The best candidate would be a big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb with legs up to her chin who is addicted to oral sex and was fired from her last job at a sperm bank because she was always massaging the client´s hard schlongs with her giant boobs and then deepthroating them without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container. Maybe it´s time for some asian salivation and Yaya Han wants to audition with her oriental oral skills. Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!

With Yaya Han being such a big anime fan I wonder if I could con her into doing a remake of Ogenki Clinic. I would volunteer to play Dick Horsecock, the well hung patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and Yaya would of course play nymphomanic dicktamer Ruko Tatase, who has fallen on hard times and has to milk his schlong dry of all excess semen every night to pay the rent for her tiny flat so the horny landlord doesn´t sexually assault her again. Man, brabuster Yaya was born to play this role.

Daimn, just check out the size of those opai on Yaya Han. We have to get her to do full frontal nudity in the JLA movie, her body is primed for it.

You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .

Coming back to Yaya Han´s Eliza cosplay, as usual when characters from video games are involved I had to do a bit of research since my gaming days are long behind me. I used to play a lot of TEKKEN with my younger brother but since he moved out I have not played anything. You just can´t keep up when you don´t have a console and these things are expensive.



According to her TEKKENpedia entry Elizabeth is an over 1,000 year old gorgeous and attractive sex vampire from hell who holds the power of immortality and I must say she looks really stunning for someone her age.



Her backstory is that she climbed into her coffin to take a quick nap but awoke 600 years later. Waking up in our times she still gets sleepy and suffers from bouts of narcolepsy. Due to her long inactivity her vampire powers had faded to nothingness and she consumed the blood of several victims to replenish her strength but it wasn´t enough. Man, Yaya Han can suck me dry anytime she wants to as long as she doesn´t drink my blood.

Now I am not going to delve into Eliza´s complete history since that would go completely beyond the purpose of this post and thankfully I don´t have to since you can find a few videos about that particular topic on YouTube.



One interesting fact I found out while doing the research for this post is that you can unlock a version of Eliza with bigger boobs or like I call it the Yaya Han version as Yaya automatically comes with XXL boobs in real life.




You can also unlock - and customize - a bikini costume for Eliza which also comes with bigger boobs. Sadly Yaya hasn´t cosplayed this version yet.






I don´t want to overstay my welcome plus there are a few more Yaya Han cosplays I want to cover Today so here are the remaining Eliza pictures.

It´s been over a year since I last posted something from K - Pop band Nine Muses so here is their aptly named Coming Of Age / Adult Ceremony since the mega raunchy performance of these mind blowing sexbombs is surely no show for minors and there was a lot of heavy asian masturbation in the audience. With such a high number of hookers in training it´s easy to miss a boob juggle or butt drop. Thankfully there seems to be special fancam edition for each member as well as for the group from a different angle.














Today´s animated video is mega mammary massita Meiko Shiraki from Prison School which is one of my dream cosplays for hasian Yaya Han.

With her 40D ( !!! ) porn implants she would be perfect for this and who wouldn´t love to spend a few hours of deepthroat detention with Yaya ?



While it may take a while until this cosplay comes true with Yaya there are plenty of big breasted women doing their best to make this popular sex dream come true and one of them is the other ASMR sexbomb called Amy.



Since everybody and their dog is already pimping Prison School manga ( and I have only watched the anime ) I want to feature Paper Girls. The only negative thing I can say about it is that I have stopped getting the trades because now that it has finished the series is collected in new deluxe hardcovers so I am still undecided if I should switch to hardbacks.



Because this post is all about Yaya Han´s Eliza cosplay I wanted to have a movie video that has if not vampires then at least a lot of monsters and creatures. So what could be better than George Romero´s anthology Tales From The Dark Side, which is also the unofficial Creepshow 3 movie ?



We are staying with horror but of a bit lighter fashion with The Tale Of The Chameleons from Are You Afraid Of The Dark ? which features two teenage afro - american aphrodite for the price of one. By the way, it seems that YouTube is also aware how popular this series is, otherwise they would not put twentyfour commercial breaks in a 24 minute video. 



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