Yaya Han special reader´s request edition

Now I still have to finish three parts of my special homage to Hugh Hefner, plus the three posts I started before that ( and the Steven Seagal MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE post ) but never let it be said that I don´t listen to my faithful followers, especially when they are requesting more Yaya Han.

Yep, it seems I am not the only one who is obsessed with Yaya Han and even though I featured her in nine solo posts ( to which you can find the links further down in this post ) and included a plethora of pictures, animated GIFs ( most of which I made myself ) and videos in over 140 ( !!! ) posts people still are clamoring for more of Yaya Han´s asian persuasion.

In this case the request is for more animated GIFs of Yaya Han rocking the Chun Li and Eliza cosplays and while I am more than happy to oblige where the first one is concerned I have to deny the second one. Not because I don´t want to but because I can´t. There really are not a lot of videos with Yaya Han in her Eliza cosplay and I have already exhausted the ones there are to make the animated Yaya GIF you can find further below.

Now what I can - and will - include in this post are a few more Yaya Han Eliza pictures, some of which may have appeared in previous posts but not in my latest birthday spotlight. There is also a GIF of Yaya Han in her Eliza costume that I made and put in a post that I completely forgot.

Now when I made the GIF I was very surprised about the size because you usually can´t make GIFs bigger than 360 pixels but somehow with this GIF the size is 640 pixels. Maybe that responds to the original video size but I could not get the same size with the downloaded frames ( I only did a handfull so I could try it out ) so I posted the GIF I made directly from the video. And since it´s just a small sampling of Yaya Han´s ample jumbo apples here is the link to the video of her as Eliza and as a bonus another link to a video of Yaya Han as Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa video game franchise ( I had to look that part up but apparently the series includes various anime, manga, mobile game and light novel spin - offs ).

As for the animated GIFs of Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume, since I can make much bigger ones now I thought about doing some new ones but that would take a lot of time that I don´t have at the moment. But don´t fear there are still a lot of Yaya Han Chun Li GIFs that I made back in the day but then never got around to post. Or I did post one or two of them but instead of including the rest of them later I just copy pasted the ones I had already included in posts. So I finally get to put them on the blog.

Now the reason why Yaya Han´s Chun Li costume is one of my favorite cosplays is the pantyhose. Or better said one of the reasons. The first two reasons are rather obvious since her sensational porn star boobs are not only supported and framed by a golden bow in such a way that she is practically shoving them in your face. No, they also " twitch " a lot whenever Yaya Han moves in a certain way which she does on purpose again and again in her Chun Li cosplay videos knowing full well that it makes all her horny male fans out there hard enough to cut a diamond. 

The third reason is - as I said - the pantyhose and not only because it looks like Yaya Han is not wearing any underwear in some of the shots.

Which we know she does. It may not look that way but she does. No, thanks to the way in which the costume is cut we get to see a lot of Yaya Han´s anatomy that we normally don´t get to see. In some shots you get to see more of her butt that is usually covered up and in some of the convention videos the front part of her " skirt " is angled in such a way that you can sneak a peek at her private parts. I don´t know if this description makes sense but those who have seen it know what I mean.

And then there are of course the moments when Yaya Han is spreading her legs for a pose better than a fillipino prostitute. Oh Lord ! If there is a heaven it must be between those legs. Daim ! How I envy her fiancee. 

What´s funny or at least ironic is that I was going to include Yaya Han in my homage to Hugh Hefner but then decided against it. I felt it would be cheating because while she was in an issue of PLAYBOY she only gave an interview and did not strut her stuff in a nude pictorial. Which Yaya Han could have clearly pulled off. Come one, she is literally built for that because she gave herself two giant - sized XXL porn implants to get her bonerinducing 40D ( !!! ) - 25 - 34 measurements that made her famous.

I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.

Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.

So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .

I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her ChunLi pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .

For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.

You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .

So this was my first readers request Yaya Han post and if there is interest for this kind of material there are plenty of animated GIFs of Yaya Han in other costumes I haven´t posted yet. Now with the bonus section I have always followed the wedding motto " something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue " and in this video I have actually all of the above. First, since it´s Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume it is blue.

Second, like all videos on YouTube they were uploaded by somebody else so it is only borrowed. Okay, you are probably asking yourself how it can be old and new at the same time ? The thing is the video itself is not new and in fact it is the video from which I made most of the animated GIFs in this post since it has a few instances of Yaya Han´s patented " accidential boob twitch " that she does on purpose. BUT this version is new so it can serve as a backup in case the other video gets ever deleted from YouTube.



I don´t believe in coincidences but Yesterday I was looking for new Yaya Han videos on a whim and came across this one where she reads excerpts from her new book. Well, her first book ever actually. It´s already available on amazon and I ordered it will - hopefully - hold it in my hands on Friday.



It has been a week but it is not too late for Yaya Han to do a video for my birthday and this could also be her next Chun Li cosplay. Ay, oma que rico !



On a more serious note I just wanted to post this video of k - pop band Kara´s performance of Damaged Lady since I often use the Yaya Han posts to include some of the plethora of k - pop videos that I have boomarked.



Faithful followers remember that I posted their live performance of Mister in this tribute post to Mark Texeira as well as the videos of Goo Hara´s Soju commercials and that I mentioned she was my favorite of the girls.

And I  have to say " was " because as usual I did a bit of research and I didn´t want to believe it at first because these things very often are posted in error but Goo Hara died on November the 24 2019. Apparently she had a really ugly separation from her boyfriend who even physically assaulted her and threatened to leak a private sex video. Although the sex video was not leaked once news of it got out Goo was harassed online on what I have now come to call " unsocial media " despite being the victim.

On May the 26th 2019 Goo attempted suicide in her apartment and was immediately taken to the hospital after which she apologized for worrying her fans. Well, it seems that she succeeded on November the 24th and you can read all the details on her wikipedia entry . On a personal level I am sad that in this day and age where SJWs claim to battle all the ills that have befallen our society women are still blackmailed with sex tapes and even worse harassed over sexual issues where the women are the victims.

A lot of readers of my blog say that the content is too sexual and I am always oversexualizing women - especially asian women like Yaya Han for instance - but I have always celebrated women instead of tearing them down. When I am posting pictures, animated GIFs or videos of women it´s not because I am saying things like " Oh, look at that slut, she had sex with her film partner on camera. " but to show their strength and beauty.

Anyway, this little rant has become way longer and way more depressing that planned so let´s not mourn Goo Hara´s death but celebrate her life.



Choosing an adequate comicbook related video for my Yaya Han spotlight posts can be quite difficult and usually I try to include one about mangas. But in this case I´m going with one of my favorite artists since it is too late to use it in this year´s birthday post for Jose Luis Garcia Lopez .



With the lockdown one of the things I try to watch more are the news which include the weather forecast. And I have to say compared to the women who have the job in other countries like Yanet Garcia I have to say Germany isn´t even trying. Sometimes they even have some guy doing it.



Today´s Quarantine Movie Feature is Capricorn One ( in german ), a sci fi flick about a faked Mars landing which I saw first as a strapping teenager.



Who also made a huge impression on a teenage Subzero was Jayne Mansfield who may have been one of the inspirations for Wally Wood to make Power Girl´s boobs bigger in consecutive issues of All Star Squadron.



So far I haven´t mentioned the 40D - 21 - 35 cult siren and Playmate Of The Month of February 1955 but just the other day I found The Hangover from The Alfred Hitchcock Hour with her and Tony Randall reuniting after their collaboration in the movie Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter in 1957.



Closing out the post is episode two of anime classic Cyber City OEDO 080.



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It´s 40D Funbag Friday with horny Yaya Han

Not only is cosplay icon Yaya Han´s cupsize 40D she also celebrates her 40th anniversary Today and since I didn´t do a birthday post for her last year it´s about damn time to put some new pictures with her on the blog.

I know, I´m constantly putting new pictures with cosplay sex goddess Yaya Han on the blog and including the appropriate tag but with 138 ( !!! ) posts where I have included her so far I can´t expect my faithful followers to go through all of them just to catch more of this asian porn oppai sensation.

So I have decided to put my new pictures of asian penetration sensation Yaya Han in a new post I can link to in the future. At least that was the initial plan. As it turns out I can´t fit all of the new pictures of Yaya Han that have accumulated over the last two years into one post - not if I want to stick to the only 23 pictures per post rule ( which only counts for the main part of the post, the bonus section and animated GIFs don´t count ) - so I will have to make several posts . Which means we all win.

You get several new posts with a lot of new Yaya Han pictures ( at this point I haven´t figured out how many I am going to need to fit in all the new material yet ) and I get to drool all over ..... I mean, go over dozens of pictures with asian penetration sensation Yaya Han. Which I probably would do anyway but now we get some new stuff for the blog out of it.

Speaking of going over the pictures for the new Yaya Han posts, initially I wanted to do a Best Of The Best post and put the rest of the pictures in the next post. But once I realized just how many pictures there were it was clear that I would more than two post and I didn´t want to have pictures from the same cosplay costume scattered across several posts.

So since the most new pictures I have of Yaya Han are from her Eliza from TEKKEN REVOLUTION cosplay - enough for a solo post - we are starting with it. It´s one of my favorite costumes of Yaya´s new cosplays which might have something to do with Yaya´s legs in fishnets and garter belts.

So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .

I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.

I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.

Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.

Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.

Of course Yaya Han would also have to wear some special outfits like the one Akira Lane is sporting below. I can just imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her nude butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss while she is giving me a lapdance before a two hour erection injection.

That´s what I need some sexual healing from a naughty night nurse like porn star Minka where no matter how much she knows about medicine you feel already better if you see her. And just wait until she starts with her asian deepthroat erection inspection to get the daily sperm sample.

If I won the lottery I would definitely hold auditions for my nurse and I would buy them uniforms that are at least two sizes too small so their tits are hanging out all the time. Of course my dream nurse would not only have the body of a Playmate of the Year and incredible stripper skills.

She also should be well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and all the sex techniques. The best candidate would be a big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb with legs up to her chin who is addicted to oral sex and was fired from her last job at a sperm bank because she was always massaging the client´s hard schlongs with her giant boobs and then deepthroating them without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container. Maybe it´s time for some asian salivation and Yaya Han wants to audition with her oriental oral skills. Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!

With Yaya Han being such a big anime fan I wonder if I could con her into doing a remake of Ogenki Clinic. I would volunteer to play Dick Horsecock, the well hung patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and Yaya would of course play nymphomanic dicktamer Ruko Tatase, who has fallen on hard times and has to milk his schlong dry of all excess semen every night to pay the rent for her tiny flat so the horny landlord doesn´t sexually assault her again. Man, brabuster Yaya was born to play this role.

Daimn, just check out the size of those opai on Yaya Han. We have to get her to do full frontal nudity in the JLA movie, her body is primed for it.

You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .

Coming back to Yaya Han´s Eliza cosplay, as usual when characters from video games are involved I had to do a bit of research since my gaming days are long behind me. I used to play a lot of TEKKEN with my younger brother but since he moved out I have not played anything. You just can´t keep up when you don´t have a console and these things are expensive.



According to her TEKKENpedia entry Elizabeth is an over 1,000 year old gorgeous and attractive sex vampire from hell who holds the power of immortality and I must say she looks really stunning for someone her age.



Her backstory is that she climbed into her coffin to take a quick nap but awoke 600 years later. Waking up in our times she still gets sleepy and suffers from bouts of narcolepsy. Due to her long inactivity her vampire powers had faded to nothingness and she consumed the blood of several victims to replenish her strength but it wasn´t enough. Man, Yaya Han can suck me dry anytime she wants to as long as she doesn´t drink my blood.

Now I am not going to delve into Eliza´s complete history since that would go completely beyond the purpose of this post and thankfully I don´t have to since you can find a few videos about that particular topic on YouTube.



One interesting fact I found out while doing the research for this post is that you can unlock a version of Eliza with bigger boobs or like I call it the Yaya Han version as Yaya automatically comes with XXL boobs in real life.




You can also unlock - and customize - a bikini costume for Eliza which also comes with bigger boobs. Sadly Yaya hasn´t cosplayed this version yet.






I don´t want to overstay my welcome plus there are a few more Yaya Han cosplays I want to cover Today so here are the remaining Eliza pictures.

It´s been over a year since I last posted something from K - Pop band Nine Muses so here is their aptly named Coming Of Age / Adult Ceremony since the mega raunchy performance of these mind blowing sexbombs is surely no show for minors and there was a lot of heavy asian masturbation in the audience. With such a high number of hookers in training it´s easy to miss a boob juggle or butt drop. Thankfully there seems to be special fancam edition for each member as well as for the group from a different angle.














Today´s animated video is mega mammary massita Meiko Shiraki from Prison School which is one of my dream cosplays for hasian Yaya Han.

With her 40D ( !!! ) porn implants she would be perfect for this and who wouldn´t love to spend a few hours of deepthroat detention with Yaya ?



While it may take a while until this cosplay comes true with Yaya there are plenty of big breasted women doing their best to make this popular sex dream come true and one of them is the other ASMR sexbomb called Amy.



Since everybody and their dog is already pimping Prison School manga ( and I have only watched the anime ) I want to feature Paper Girls. The only negative thing I can say about it is that I have stopped getting the trades because now that it has finished the series is collected in new deluxe hardcovers so I am still undecided if I should switch to hardbacks.



Because this post is all about Yaya Han´s Eliza cosplay I wanted to have a movie video that has if not vampires then at least a lot of monsters and creatures. So what could be better than George Romero´s anthology Tales From The Dark Side, which is also the unofficial Creepshow 3 movie ?



We are staying with horror but of a bit lighter fashion with The Tale Of The Chameleons from Are You Afraid Of The Dark ? which features two teenage afro - american aphrodite for the price of one. By the way, it seems that YouTube is also aware how popular this series is, otherwise they would not put twentyfour commercial breaks in a 24 minute video. 



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I´ll feed on you nice and slow later.