Yaya Han special reader´s request edition

Now I still have to finish three parts of my special homage to Hugh Hefner, plus the three posts I started before that ( and the Steven Seagal MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE post ) but never let it be said that I don´t listen to my faithful followers, especially when they are requesting more Yaya Han.

Yep, it seems I am not the only one who is obsessed with Yaya Han and even though I featured her in nine solo posts ( to which you can find the links further down in this post ) and included a plethora of pictures, animated GIFs ( most of which I made myself ) and videos in over 140 ( !!! ) posts people still are clamoring for more of Yaya Han´s asian persuasion.

In this case the request is for more animated GIFs of Yaya Han rocking the Chun Li and Eliza cosplays and while I am more than happy to oblige where the first one is concerned I have to deny the second one. Not because I don´t want to but because I can´t. There really are not a lot of videos with Yaya Han in her Eliza cosplay and I have already exhausted the ones there are to make the animated Yaya GIF you can find further below.

Now what I can - and will - include in this post are a few more Yaya Han Eliza pictures, some of which may have appeared in previous posts but not in my latest birthday spotlight. There is also a GIF of Yaya Han in her Eliza costume that I made and put in a post that I completely forgot.

Now when I made the GIF I was very surprised about the size because you usually can´t make GIFs bigger than 360 pixels but somehow with this GIF the size is 640 pixels. Maybe that responds to the original video size but I could not get the same size with the downloaded frames ( I only did a handfull so I could try it out ) so I posted the GIF I made directly from the video. And since it´s just a small sampling of Yaya Han´s ample jumbo apples here is the link to the video of her as Eliza and as a bonus another link to a video of Yaya Han as Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa video game franchise ( I had to look that part up but apparently the series includes various anime, manga, mobile game and light novel spin - offs ).

As for the animated GIFs of Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume, since I can make much bigger ones now I thought about doing some new ones but that would take a lot of time that I don´t have at the moment. But don´t fear there are still a lot of Yaya Han Chun Li GIFs that I made back in the day but then never got around to post. Or I did post one or two of them but instead of including the rest of them later I just copy pasted the ones I had already included in posts. So I finally get to put them on the blog.

Now the reason why Yaya Han´s Chun Li costume is one of my favorite cosplays is the pantyhose. Or better said one of the reasons. The first two reasons are rather obvious since her sensational porn star boobs are not only supported and framed by a golden bow in such a way that she is practically shoving them in your face. No, they also " twitch " a lot whenever Yaya Han moves in a certain way which she does on purpose again and again in her Chun Li cosplay videos knowing full well that it makes all her horny male fans out there hard enough to cut a diamond. 

The third reason is - as I said - the pantyhose and not only because it looks like Yaya Han is not wearing any underwear in some of the shots.

Which we know she does. It may not look that way but she does. No, thanks to the way in which the costume is cut we get to see a lot of Yaya Han´s anatomy that we normally don´t get to see. In some shots you get to see more of her butt that is usually covered up and in some of the convention videos the front part of her " skirt " is angled in such a way that you can sneak a peek at her private parts. I don´t know if this description makes sense but those who have seen it know what I mean.

And then there are of course the moments when Yaya Han is spreading her legs for a pose better than a fillipino prostitute. Oh Lord ! If there is a heaven it must be between those legs. Daim ! How I envy her fiancee. 

What´s funny or at least ironic is that I was going to include Yaya Han in my homage to Hugh Hefner but then decided against it. I felt it would be cheating because while she was in an issue of PLAYBOY she only gave an interview and did not strut her stuff in a nude pictorial. Which Yaya Han could have clearly pulled off. Come one, she is literally built for that because she gave herself two giant - sized XXL porn implants to get her bonerinducing 40D ( !!! ) - 25 - 34 measurements that made her famous.

I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.

Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.

So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .

I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her ChunLi pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .

For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.

You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .

So this was my first readers request Yaya Han post and if there is interest for this kind of material there are plenty of animated GIFs of Yaya Han in other costumes I haven´t posted yet. Now with the bonus section I have always followed the wedding motto " something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue " and in this video I have actually all of the above. First, since it´s Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume it is blue.

Second, like all videos on YouTube they were uploaded by somebody else so it is only borrowed. Okay, you are probably asking yourself how it can be old and new at the same time ? The thing is the video itself is not new and in fact it is the video from which I made most of the animated GIFs in this post since it has a few instances of Yaya Han´s patented " accidential boob twitch " that she does on purpose. BUT this version is new so it can serve as a backup in case the other video gets ever deleted from YouTube.



I don´t believe in coincidences but Yesterday I was looking for new Yaya Han videos on a whim and came across this one where she reads excerpts from her new book. Well, her first book ever actually. It´s already available on amazon and I ordered it will - hopefully - hold it in my hands on Friday.



It has been a week but it is not too late for Yaya Han to do a video for my birthday and this could also be her next Chun Li cosplay. Ay, oma que rico !



On a more serious note I just wanted to post this video of k - pop band Kara´s performance of Damaged Lady since I often use the Yaya Han posts to include some of the plethora of k - pop videos that I have boomarked.



Faithful followers remember that I posted their live performance of Mister in this tribute post to Mark Texeira as well as the videos of Goo Hara´s Soju commercials and that I mentioned she was my favorite of the girls.

And I  have to say " was " because as usual I did a bit of research and I didn´t want to believe it at first because these things very often are posted in error but Goo Hara died on November the 24 2019. Apparently she had a really ugly separation from her boyfriend who even physically assaulted her and threatened to leak a private sex video. Although the sex video was not leaked once news of it got out Goo was harassed online on what I have now come to call " unsocial media " despite being the victim.

On May the 26th 2019 Goo attempted suicide in her apartment and was immediately taken to the hospital after which she apologized for worrying her fans. Well, it seems that she succeeded on November the 24th and you can read all the details on her wikipedia entry . On a personal level I am sad that in this day and age where SJWs claim to battle all the ills that have befallen our society women are still blackmailed with sex tapes and even worse harassed over sexual issues where the women are the victims.

A lot of readers of my blog say that the content is too sexual and I am always oversexualizing women - especially asian women like Yaya Han for instance - but I have always celebrated women instead of tearing them down. When I am posting pictures, animated GIFs or videos of women it´s not because I am saying things like " Oh, look at that slut, she had sex with her film partner on camera. " but to show their strength and beauty.

Anyway, this little rant has become way longer and way more depressing that planned so let´s not mourn Goo Hara´s death but celebrate her life.



Choosing an adequate comicbook related video for my Yaya Han spotlight posts can be quite difficult and usually I try to include one about mangas. But in this case I´m going with one of my favorite artists since it is too late to use it in this year´s birthday post for Jose Luis Garcia Lopez .



With the lockdown one of the things I try to watch more are the news which include the weather forecast. And I have to say compared to the women who have the job in other countries like Yanet Garcia I have to say Germany isn´t even trying. Sometimes they even have some guy doing it.



Today´s Quarantine Movie Feature is Capricorn One ( in german ), a sci fi flick about a faked Mars landing which I saw first as a strapping teenager.



Who also made a huge impression on a teenage Subzero was Jayne Mansfield who may have been one of the inspirations for Wally Wood to make Power Girl´s boobs bigger in consecutive issues of All Star Squadron.



So far I haven´t mentioned the 40D - 21 - 35 cult siren and Playmate Of The Month of February 1955 but just the other day I found The Hangover from The Alfred Hitchcock Hour with her and Tony Randall reuniting after their collaboration in the movie Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter in 1957.



Closing out the post is episode two of anime classic Cyber City OEDO 080.



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Spanish comics - special all women edition

Once again I´m writing kind of a buffer post in - between two DC - centric posts ( Tomorrow is Norm Breyfogle´s birthday so I´m doing a Batman post ) but I´m also taking the chance to post more spanish comics. Just to remind my readers that it´s not all about tight spandex, masks and capes.

Man, I really get nostalgic for the times when comic books - or better said tebeos - cost 5 pesetas. Now I did my last post about spanish comics four weeks ago and I don´t know how readers liked it since there was not that much response to it. Nevertheless I had the feeling that the women were a bit underrepresented in that post so I´m doing an all women post Today.

And that´s not part of any SJW agenda just to be clear. I´m not trying to make any kind of statement here about how badly women in comics were written back then and how much better they are as characters now or how firmly the male comic creators had everything in their grip and were trying to impose their beliefs onto others. If you want to read that kind of stuff I´m sure you can find plenty of articles about how we still live in a male dominated world or how everything bad that happens is the fault of white caucasian heterosexual males on the internet so I don´t have to join the bandwagon. I´m still paying for every comic book I read out of my own pocket and get no review copies from any publisher - not even the smallest independent comic companies seem to deem this blog worthy of their attention - so I don´t have to be careful that everything I write is politically correct and in line with the SJW guidelines. Nevertheless I have tried not to include too many strips from the same artist but only because I wanted to present the widest range possible. At first I was tempted only to include strips with hot attractive women but since I am hoping to do two or three follow up post ( there are a few artists where I have found a handful of strips ) I have tried to include strips with females of all age groups from young girls to old hags. And I really mean old hags because one of the strips in this post is called Doña Urraca and that name has become a synonym for an old unattractive woman - or hag - in the spanish language.

Anyway, this is supposed to be a quick post so let´s get to the comics.

There are two birthdays from Yesterday I want to mention the first being german author Karl May. When I was growing up there were two writers whose work you had to read, the first one was Jules Verne and the other was Karl May. I have mentioned Karl May and Winnetou ( and especially Elke Sommer´s cleavage in Unter Geiern which left a lasting impression on little Subzero ) in a few posts but I only got around to do a post on Karl May with a special emphasis on the Winnetou comics in 2016. So far I have not made a follow up post because for once I´m not that versed about Karl May and I mostly know the movie adaptions they have made of his books.

Also I don´t have any good material about the comic adaptions at the moment. Anyway, I´m sure that you haven´t read the last of Karl May or Winnetou on this blog and they may just pop up when you least expect it.

In my last post we had Playmate of the Month Of April 1986 centerfold Teri Weigel who celebrated her 55th birthday so Today I have to mention another Andy Sidaris related anniversary. Penthouse Pet Samatha Phillips who played Samatha Maxx, the buxom blonde with the high squirt factor in The Dallas Connection ( a.k.a. Deadworks ) and holds the record for getting her nude pictures published in the most countries turned 52.

Well - rounded in more than just the physical sense, Sam is a woman for the new millenium : she´s ambitious and she´s busy and not above using her spectacular naked body as fame currency. Sam has been a member of an all girl rock group, The Lykettes, a talk show host, a reality tv host, radio DJ, a spokesmodel, she has hosted any kind of show that exists on the planet and she became a pop icon as one of the most sought after models of the 80s. However the walking blow up sex doll template reaped the greatest exposure in the realm of sexploitation quickie flicks thanks to her rack - tastic 34D - 26 - 35 measurements and is famous for producing the Busty Cops movie series starring all of her buxom centerfold friends.

Sadly she was only in one Andy Sidaris movie but you can see her naked in classics like Hot Springs Hotel, Passion Cove, Bedtime Stories, Fallen Angel, The Regina Pierce Affair, Passion´s Obsession and Sexual Malice.

We continue with more hot sexbombs as Today´s first birthday is Alison Armitage who turns 53. She is best known as Brittany York, the Playmate Of The Month for October 1990 and the main eye candy on 90s wannabe Baywatch clone Acapulco H.E.A.T. which Subzero watched religiously.

Especially playmate Alison Armitage made me watch more episodes than was healthy and I never understood why she didn´t get more screen time than Catherine Oxenberg. I mean, the producers had to pay her anyway and to just have her in a few short bits in most of the episodes must have been a waste of money. Maybe I am naiive but to me that sounds like you got two weapons - a pointed stick and a gun - and always use the stick. If it was me after a few times I´d say f - word the stick and go for the gun right away. But that is probably one of the things that are done because they have always been done that way and therefore nobody questions.

Because of that it was extremely difficult to find an episode with Alison Armitage doing more than just a short appearance ( I can´t believe how many episodes of Acapulco H.E.A.T. are on YouTube - which won´t last ).



Apropos centerfolds, our first candidate in the Dearly Departed section is Tony Randall whom I know from two things : The Odd Couple - or how it´s called in Germany Männerwirtschaft - with Jack Klugmann which was based on the original movie with Jack Lemon and Walther Matthau and Pillow Talk with Rock Hudson and Doris Day. Who in my opinion is one of the best actresses in Hollywood since she somehow managed to pull off a wholesome and family friendly image having the body of a playboy bunny.

No less talented was Rock Hudson who convinced the entire world he was not gay. Fun fact : in the movie Rock Hudson plays a straight womanizer who tries to score with Doris Day by pretending to be gay which made the scene very interesting after the fact. One wonder if Rock Hudson had a lot of fun playing this or if he was walking a thin line between not appearing gay enough and being careful not to appear too gay. Anyway, of course I could not find any good clips from Pillow Talk apart from the one I already posted so I went in search of other clips with Tony Randall. Which is often the most interesting part of writing this section because I always learn new things. For example I didn´t know that Tony Randall played Hercule Poirot in The Alphabet Murders. As usual I could only find the spanish language version of the film but I think it´s fitting for Today´s topic.



Also no longer with us - except through his movies and his music - is the singer with probably the coolest name ever Johnny Cash. Normally I would have to look for a video since I became a fan very late in my life but just the other day I found out that Johnny Cash recorded songs in german.



We come back to sexbombs but this time to the animated version as Today is also the anniversary of Tex Avery who not only was one of the best animators but also made a lasting impression in pop culture with Red.

Some people will probably try to tell you that his greatest accomplishment was the creation of the Looney Tunes characters but while that may have had lasting repercussions his creation of a sexy jazzy version of Little Red Riding Hood not only revolutionized cartooning but laid the groundwork for a lot of female characters in movies or on tv - animated or otherwise.

Again for some reason you can´t find any full Tex Avery cartoons with Red on YouTube. There are plenty of complete episodes of The Tex Avery Show - and I even found an episode with a sexy cowgirl - but I want to include a video with Red and this one has at least a full performance with her.



I´m also including this video because it shows more scenes from the cartoon and it also explains what was so special about Tex Avery´s approach to cartooning which at that time was dominated by Walt Disney.



Now I don´t know how SJWs will rate this post because on one side it has a lot of women in comics but because I´m a man I´m surely exploiting and discriminating them in some sinister way. There is also the high number of sexbombs which is probably not only offensive to the ones I am featuring but also to all women worldwide. As much as that might speak against me I am not entirely sure how they will react so to help them make a definite decision here is a video that was brought to my attention by my brother of all people. I am not sure if I agree with all of this guy´s political views but he makes some valid points about Today´s society that has become alarmingly more racist in recent years. We are at a point where people are discriminated because of the color of their skin and what´s even worse is that we are led to believe that it´s okay just because the people who are discriminated are white and the people who discriminate them are black.

And you can substitute white people with male and black people with female. Or heterosexual and gay. Like the french say : the more things change the more everything stays the same with the only difference being that Today´s Nazis paint themselves as the oppressed party and victims.



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