The first set was inspired by the book Memoirs Of A Geisha by Arthur Golden which was turned into a feature film starring Zhang Ziyi, Gong Li, Michelle Yeoh and Ken Watanabe in 2005. Initially I wanted to point out that contrary to popular belief and Hollywood movies a geisha was not a prostitute but rather a highly paid sophisticated entertainer for the rich and famous. But since I haven´t seen the movie and I don´t know on which character this cosplay was based exactly I can´t be sure that Yaya Han is dressed up as a geisha here and not as a hooker. She does have a prostitute worthy plunging cleavage and she would be great in both roles.
Staying with costumes from movies and television is Yaya Han´s Zero Two cosplay from the anime series Darling In The Franxx, whose look was clearly inspired by the iconic anime series Neo Genesis Evangelion in turn.
This is the way to go if you don´t want to show that much skin although the skintight latex is not exactly hiding Yaya Han´s titanic twin torpedoes.
Much more revealing and upfront is Yaya Han´s Cattleya Baudelaire cosplay from the light novel series VIOLET EVERGARDEN that was turned into an anime series in 2018 and Yaya Han really has " a lot of wood up front " !
Now while looking for more pictures I came across what I thought was a different look of this person and I felt cheated because it had less clothing and the breastsize seemed to align more with Yaya´s physical attributes.
Well, as it turns out the name of the big busted wardrobe malfunction prone sexbomb is indeed also Cattleya but she is from the anime series Queen´s Blade. Still it would have rocked to see Yaya Han in this outfit.
By the way, can anybody explain what the story is behind this GIF ?
It looks like the opening salvo for a MILFs Like Big Appendages movies.
In any case I´m just glad that Yaya Han didn´t skimp the Cattleya cosplay and we can all enjoy her breast features popping free. Lord, when I think about how many starving kids she could feed with her titanic twins alone.
Now I have only found one picture of the next photo shoot ( and any information would be much appreciated ) but daimn. those legs !
So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .
I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.
Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.
Daimn, just check out the size of those opai on Yaya Han. We have to get her to do full frontal nudity in the JLA movie, her body is primed for it.
You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .
Our next series could not have been timed better since it´s Yaya Han´s version of the Easter Bunny and Today is the start of Easter with Good Friday. Man, I don´t insist that she paints them by hand but I would love to get my eggs blown out by Yaya for a few hours during the holidays !
I already posted an interview with Yaya Han wearing the Cattleya costume - as you might have guessed from the animated GIF above - but when I looked for it on YouTube I couldn´t find it. And since I don´t want to go over all my posts where I mentioned Yaya Han here is a new one I found.
Sadly the video above is very short ( nevertheless I had to post it because of Yaya´s deep breath at the 0 : 20 minute mark where her giant airbags blow up like two giant sized weather balloons ) so here is a longer one.
Over the years I have tried to include as many Yaya Han videos as I can into my posts and you can´t have too much Yaya Han goodness on your blog. While doing that I have always favored the newer videos to old ones but doing that there are some I may have missed. Don´t worry, I still have a few up my sleeve and if she ever runs out of ideas what to do on her personal vlog here´s a little hint what she can do to brighten up my day.
Speaking about talented hasians with all the right moves, I promised to post this last October but better late than never. It´s Girl´s Day with .... well, nobody seems to know how the song is called since I have seen everything, from " Expect " to " Expect Me " and " Expectation ". What is clear is that the girls are killing it and selecting the five best clips was not as difficult as usual since I had to eliminate all outfits with black pants because with them you couldn´t see the highlight of the performance.
Which is a dance ( or better stripper ) move that I have christened " the bouncing frog spread " ( see the preview picture of the second video ) which is not captured well in a lot of live gigs because of the dark pants.
I posted the last episode of Señorita Cometa two years ago largely due to the fact that I don´t like to repeat myself and rather than post five episodes from one series post five episodes from five different series.
Since it´s been so long and I only posted the first two episodes we are making a jump to episode 21 which features the super hero The Red Cape. As you might have noticed the series switched to color with episode 20 and besides the color we also have a brand new opener which is reason enough for me to include it. For those who haven´t checked out episodes 3 to 20 ( and from episode 22 beyond ) you can still find them on YouTube.
Speaking of guys with capes, Black Hammer is a book I mentioned before but I don´t think that I will add it to my " to read " list anytime soon.
I keep hearing good things about it by the art really doesn´t convince me.
In this day and age it really shouldn´t be hard to find a good artist for a super hero comic and the only art on the book I liked so far was by David Rubin on the last FREE COMIC BOOK DAY edition of Black Hammer but of course he is only on a few issues and the Sherlock Frankenstein spin - off.
So I´ll probably read that or one of the other series that David Rubin has worked on like Beowulf, Ether, Fiction, Rumble or The Hero before I give Black Hammer a try. Unless Sherlock Frankenstein convinces me to read it.
But that´s unlikely since I have already read two free giveaway comics with Black Hammer and so far the only thing it has awakened in me is the wish they would have gotten a different artist. I know that sounds very snobbish but with so many good and capable veteran artists who have done super hero comics like Jerry Ordway, Kerry Gammill, Bob McLeod, Ron Frenz or Ron Lim out of work I really feel they could have done better.
I couldn´t find a good video of Neo Genesis Evangelion but Tenchi Muyo also has mechas though I have to confess I don´t know much about it.
Keeping the asian sensation theme going we close things out in this post with The Replacement Killers an action packed flick that is underrated in my opinion. Speaking of replacements, I already posted this video in another post but had to replace it. Nomen really was omen in this case.
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Seriously, Ben, if I´m ever going to be Mrs. Hammer ...
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