We start the post like we ended the last one, with russian 43E - 24 - 36 Schaubusenbesitzerin Anna Semenovich whose birthday falls on the 1st of March. Since we already covered her - I put her in a special real life Power Girl post together with former Miss Uruguay and contestant on argentinian dance show Bailando Por Un Sueno Monica Farro - we go straight to our next anniversary from March the 1st, 36D - 23 - 34 Erika Michelle Barré.
On her info sheet it says that she was PLAYBOY´s Cyber Girl of the Week in the third week of June 2001, Cyber Girl of the Month for October 2001 and Cyber Girl of the Year for 2002 and I´m not entirely sure what that means. What I do know is that around that time I was reading PLAYBOY magazines on a less regular basis so that I only remember the more exceptional playmates and Erika was in one of the issues I did read.
Our next stop is March the 3rd where we also have two candidates. The first one is Jacqueline Sheen, Playmate Of The Month of July in 1990.
The buxom blonde from Dallas has the nickname Action Jackson no doubt because of her sexual appetite and relentless body. And what a body it is.
Not only is it one of the best sculpted in the history of Playboy with its perfect 36D - 24 - 34 measurements, she also has those bikini tan lines that drive some men ( me included ) crazy. She was not in Married with Children but she was on an episode of Silk Stalkings, appeared in various Playboy videos and she´s one of the playmates that has been in most Playboy Special Editions with 24 under her belt. There are so many terrific pictures of her that I had six posts on my old blog to fit them all which made picking just three extremely difficult. Although I had to discard a lot of them right away because you could see something that you were not supposed to, you could not see her face or she was wearing sunglasses.
They just don´t make women like Jacqueline. Really, 1990 was a great year for playmates : we got Peggy McIntaggert ( who appeared on BAYWATCH and BEVERLY HILLS COP II ) in January, none other than Pamela Anderson ( and I am not going to list all of her credits ) in February, Deborah Driggs ( who appeared in MARTIAL LAW II : UNDERCOVER, TOTAL EXPOSURE and NIGHT RHYTHMS with Julie Strain ) in March, Tina Bockrath ( who was on the TALES FROM THE CRYPT tv show ) in May, Kerri Kendall in September and Alison Armitage ( who is best known for her role of Catherine " Cat " Avery Pascal on ACAPULCO H. E. A. T. but also appeared on FULL HOUSE, THUNDER IN PARADISE, SEINFELD, SILK STALKINGS, ROBIN HOOD, L. A. HEAT, BLACK SCORPION, in JERRY MAGUIRE and DRIVEN ) in October.
Our second playmate on March the 3rd 1966 is 36C - 22 - 32 beachbody Hope Marie Carlton and she became the Playmate Of The Month also for July but in 1985. She is best known for playing Taryn in the Andy Sidaris movies where she was later replaced by Roberta Vasquez. Who not only was more curvaceous than her but also contrasted nicely with Dona Speir.
I don´t know, the whole combination of the busty blonde with a bustier blonde did not work for me as well as the formula of busty blonde and even bustier raven haired latin sex pot. As coincidences would have it Hope Marie Carlton appeared on Baywatch and Married With Children.
Speaking of women who get wet easily, Hope Marie Carlton also was in A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 : The Dream Master and Ghoulies III : Ghoulies Go To College and was one of the finalists in the very first Bikini Open.
On March the 7th we got hasian Chona Jason who is best known for her hot sex massage / threesome scene in Sinful Intrigue where she plays Mai - Ling ( really, like there are no other names for asian women, but that´s Hollywood for you ). The main character of that movie is played by Becky Mullen so if you want to read more about the movie check out her post .
I thought about omitting Chona Jason from the post but since I never really wrote much about her I decided to do a bit of research. Anyway, Chona likes motorcycles, fast cars and owns a Porsche Carrera. She is a former PLAYBOY model thanks to her 34C - 24 - 34 measurements but before you think this exotic beauty from Hawaii is only a master of sex techniques she also has a black belt in tae kwon do. She first flashed that well - toned body in the aptly named Knock Outs ( 1992 ) before getting les - be - friendly with a co - star while riding her man in Sinful Intrigue ( 1995 ) which may be the best way to visually enjoy this large - breasted beauty.
Chona also got naked in various episodes of the television series Erotic Confessions as well as in the movies Big Bust Casting Call, Girls of the B - Movies ( 1989 ), Dragon Fury ( 1995 ), Dish Dogs ( 2000 ) and Shira : The Vampire Samurai ( 2005 ) - which you can find on YouTube although the nude scenes have been censored - and her non nude movies include Summer Job ( 1998 ), Hard As Nails ( 2001 ) and The Time Machine ( 2002 ).
On March the 10th we find brabuster Cynthia Brimhall who not only openly displayed her bonerinducing 36C - 25 - 36 measurements in her pictorial as PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month Of October in 1985 , she also got naked in six ( ! ) Andy Sidaris movies. Longtime readers may remember that although I haven´t given her her own cult siren post yet I cast her as mammary queen Maxima in the CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE - ANDY SIDARIS SPECIAL EDITION which is a post I link to frequently.
Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.
And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .
We have one for my german readers on March the 13th since Ela Weber might have became famous on italian television but was born in Germany.
As a model she used her fascinating features as a spokesmodel for Playtex and her mouthwatering 36D - 24 - 36 measurements that are guaranteed to skyrocket the sales numbers of any men´s magazines can be enjoyed in a nude calendar shoot for Auto Oggi and the german edition of the PLAYBOY.
Longtime readers may remember her since one of the very first animated GIFs I EVER posted on this blog was of her erection inducing cleavage.
It´s back to some asian persuasion on March the 14th with fitness guru / flexible hardbody Kiana Tom. Kiana - whose name means " moon goddess " - owes her exotic look to her mixed heritage of chinese, hawaiian and irish and the hasian blow up sex doll surely knew how to make boys and men drool on Flex Appeal, where she used to give entire generations of horny teenagers huge erections with her 36D - 23 - 35 measurements.
This earned Kiana Tom her very own cult siren entry which I reposted in 2016 , in 2017 and this year . I also cast her as the female post CRISIS Dr. Light in my first CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE ( THE HOLLYWOOD EDITION ) post and I also mentioned Kiana in my second alternates post as part of a lesbian double dildo fourway sex orgy with porn star Miko Lee , fetish model Akira Lane and cosplay icon Yaya Han .
KIANA´S UNIVERSAL SEX APPEAL : SHE SO HORNY LOVE YOU LONG TIME
Kiana´s claim to boob fame is Universal Soldier 2 a.k.a. Universal Soldier - The Return where her short bit at the beginning is the only redeeming value of the flick. In the scene her shirt gets ripped open and we get to see her giant melons in a bra and it´s a crying shame that she didn´t do an explicit nude scene. It´s not like Kiana has any problems with nudity since she not only posed naked for PLAYBOY, no, she also confessed that she is such a perfectionist that she had to wait until the right time in her career where she felt her body was in the best shape it has ever been in. Bravo.
Too many celebrities never grab the chance to do nude pictures when they are in good condition, when their banging bodies are in their prime.
Then, twenty years ( or thirty years ) later their biological clock starts ticking, they want to prove they still look good and do some pictures.
Well, how are we supposed to come to a qualified decision ? We don´t know how she looked when she was young and sexy. So please girls, do some nude shots while you look good. Otherwise there is no proof.
But Kiana did it right, she made it at her physical prime and her pictorial is awesome ! It´s no wonder her issue completely sold out in one month.
We come back to good old Germany on March the 20th with Janine Kunze, best known as Carmen Krause from Tom Gerhardt´s brilliant comedy series Hausmeister Krause - Ordnung muß sein. The blonde knockout showed her teutonic 34C - 24 - 34 curves in Knocking On Heaven´s Door and a guest appearance on Die Rote Meile and if you happen to own a copy of the September issue of the german edition of the PLAYBOY of 2002 you might want to keep it safe since she won´t do another nude photoshoot.
Not so much for her sweet hubby but more because her daughter is slowly getting to the age where the male classmates get interested in sex and having them drool over nude pictures of her Mom would probably lead down to some therapy sessions down the line. Although I´m not sure how effective that is going to be since you can find anything on the internet.
On March the 23rd we find quintessential 80s playmate Karen McDougal.
In high school Karen was a cheerleader going by the nickname of Barbie which might have had more to do with her 34D - 24 - 34 measurements than her wholesome sweetness like they told her. They are also largely responsible for her becoming first Playmate Of The Month in December 1997 and subsequently Playmate Of The Year 1998. I pity the generation who has to grow up with a PLAYBOY without nudie pictures and I´m glad I got to see Karen´s pictures. She´s one of the hottest women to ever be featured inside Hugh Hefner´s famous mag in fact the readers of PLAYBOY voted her as the No 2 Sexiest Playmate Of The 1990s. She also pursued an acting career during which she appeared on Charlie´s Angels, the movie Joe Dirt and as Shelly in an episode of Anger Management back in 2013.
We come to our second Baywatch babe on March the 30th : 34C - 24 - 34 Playmate Of The Month in September 1995 Donna D´Errico who played beachbody Donna Marco on Baywatch and Baywatch Nights. I´ll keep this short since I featured her in my X - MEN WEEK post with Greg Capullo .
Taken together PLAYBOY magazine and and the bouncing - bikini tv series BAYWATCH launched the careers of at least half of the most important and influential blonde boob jugglers of the past quarter century. A veteran and beneficiary of both of these esteemed launching pads the flaxen - tressed breast rack attack Donna D´Errico - or like she is lovingly called in Germany Donnawetter D´Errico - can take a deep breath and puff out her chest as good as any set of Oscar - worthy knockers since sexy Pamela Anderson.
We start the month of April on the 1st with one of the greatest sexbombs of my misspent youth that no man from my generation will ever forget : Ingrid Steeger who was the personification of the german Fräuleinwunder with her stunning 38D - 24 - 33 measurements. She was in a lot of erotic comedies of the 80s although she became best known as starring resident busty blonde bimbo on the german variety / cabaret cult show KLIMBIM.
Ingrid was never quite happy with her image as a sexbomb / jokester girl but I have to say that being sexy AND funny is no small feat to pull off if you consider how many of Todays young actresses try at this and fail.
Anyway, Ingrid most stuck to what she did best and she did not only bring a godgiven natural sensuality but also a kind of naiivitee to her roles. I am not the only one who must have thought that Busenwunder Ingrid Steeger was predestined for the role of sexy air hostess with her body that won´t quit because she did indeed play that part - alongside german mega sexbomb Iris Berben who played the straight girl to Ingrid´s crazy girl - in Zwei Himmlische Töchter ( Two Heavenly Daughters ) and it´s one of her most famous roles. If you don´t know Iris Berben, she is one of those actresses who don´t seem to age as she looked like 20 when she was already 50. Zwei Himmlische Töchter is a funny series that has some famous german actors on it like Dieter Hildebrandt and if you watch it Today it´s hard to understand why it was only on tv after midnight. Sadly there are only two episodes on YouTube and I already posted both videos .
Also celebrating her birthday on April the 1st is Sung Hi Lee ( 33B - 23 - 34 ) who is a new entry in our cult siren club. And since I featured her in my James Robinson STARMAN / STARGIRL post we go to the next candidate.
Which - on April the 2nd 1968 - is Natalie Uher and like others before her I could not find out her measurements so I have to list them as unknown.
She has popped up in a few posts over the years, most recently in my James Robinson post about THE GOLDEN AGE and LEAVE IT TO CHANCE .
She became famous as the youngest german playmate with sixteen and the youngest actress to play Emanuelle with twenty in EMANUELLE 6.
She tried her breast to fill out the role and had considerable sex appeal for a skinny chick not to mention that she is rather adept at removing her clothes whenever the script calls for it baring every square - inch of her spectacular boy ( here her model skills come in quite handy ) but she is no Monique Gabrielle who has a body to die for. Sadly this was her third and last movie since she could have made a fortune if she had continued but she left the showbiz and is now happily married with two children.
We continue on April the 4th of 1962 with Ava Fabian. She is a new entry but I did a feature on her in my birthday post for EC Comics Joe Orlando .
Named as both " Most Beautiful " and " Best Body " by all the guys in her senior class ( which may have something to do with her greek and italian roots as well as her stunning 36D - 24 - 34 measurements ) Ava did some department store and catalog modeling in New York after high school. She was chosen as PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month in August 1986 and has graced the cover of the PLAYBOY and various special editions five times.
We have a bit of a gap until April the 15th where we get two cultural relevant sexbombs. The first is lovely, busty and shapely blonde stunner Lynne Austin , a cheerleader in high school in Tampa, Florida which was the first step in her training as an upcoming playmate. She also earned a place in pop culture history when she became the first ever Hooters girl.
Following graduation from high school she worked at several jobs that she was inevitably fired from. Lynne won the Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest in Tampa in 1983 which she entered because of the insistence of her mother ( thanks, Mom ). In 1985 she was discovered by Hooters co - owner Ed Droste after she won the Jose Cuervo Bathing Beauty pageant thanks to her 35C - 24 - 35 measurements. Lynne became an official spokeswoman for Hooters; she appeared in TV commercials and on billboards for them.
She was discovered by PLAYBOY magazine as a director result of the Hooters ad campaign and was chosen to be the Playmate of the Month for July 1986 issue. Moreover, Lynne was named the Playmate of the Year in the Dutch edition of PLAYBOY in 1987. She has also appeared in a handful of PLAYBOY videos and posed for numerous newsstand special editions.
Austin was in a few PLAYBOY videos and made guest appearances on two episodes of the popular sitcom Married with Children. In addition, Lynne has established herself as a radio personality in the Tampa - St. Petersburg area, where she continues to serve as a daily host on the Sportschix radio program on 1010 Sports AM. In 2008 she was among the Top Hooters Girls of All - Time as part of the restaurant chain's twentyfifth anniversary.
Our second blonde sexbomb on April the 15th who had a big impact on not only pop culture but culture in general is the world´s most famous pop centerfold of the 80s Samantha " Touch Me I Want To Feel Your Body " Fox.
Sam is best remembered as the nation’s favourite Page 3 girl after first posing topless when she was 16 as she was blessed with a stunning 34D - 22 - 31 figure ( later to fill out to 36D ! ). For three years Sam Fox was voted Page 3 Girl Of The Year and became one of the most photographed women of the decade alongside Princess Diana and Margaret Thatcher.
Sam burst on to the scene in her teens after her mother put her forward for a modelling contest and she came second out of 20,000 entrants. Until that point Samantha, who had been attending stage school and had a Saturday job at a supermarket, had her heart set on becoming a singer.
She feared she could never be a model because her boobs were too big.
I asked my mum if I looked fat in a dress because my boobs looked too big in it. She said, " Your boobs are great. " I only realized they were fine when other women began paying for surgery to have boobs like mine.
I always had the impression that she could do more but didn´t want to do it. I remember that some years ago, well, more than a few years because this is about a video cassette, I found a video of Samantha Fox which was kind of a MAKING OF one of her calendars. I expected to see some skin, not like hardcore but at least as much as you could see in the pics for the calendar but the video was more like something out of Sesame Street and every time there was some exposed skin Sam was frantically obsessed with covering up again as quickly as possible. Now maybe she was tired of always showing her body and being objectified but then she should have either not do the calendar in the first place or not try to sell a video that is tamer than an episode of the Muppet Babies. Just my 5 cents worth.
Those who have read this blog since its early days may remember that I started writing about Samantha Fox in the posts of my favorite italian cult siren Sabrina " Bouncing Action " Salerno ( and you can find more of her in last year´s HAPPY STAR WARS DAY post ) but in 2017 I finally managed to do a post on Samantha Fox. Or better two posts since so much stuff I wanted to say about her had accumulated over the years that I had to split it into two parts : the first part with the regular musings and part two which is totally not safe for work and probably not 100 % the truth.
Ever since she admitted to being a lesbian - or at least bi - sexual - there have been all kinds of speculations and I´m afraid I got a little carried away with that last one. In any case, the original idea to do a post on Samantha Fox was that since she has her birthday on the same day as Sarah Louise Young I could alternate between them with the re - posts or just link to previous years when there is nothing new to add. Which is the case with Sam now although I might do a new version when the fancy strikes me.
After the United Kingdom we make another stop in our international playmate tour on April the 16th with czech tv presenter Lucie Borhyova .
Like Oana Andoni Lucie Borhyova qualifies for the MILF category but she has two kids from two different fathers. On the tv screen she reads the news for the czech television channel TV Nova where she won Most Popular Female in the TV Nova Anno 2009 Awards and Television News Personality of the Year in the TýTý Awards ( I´m no czech expert but I don´t think TýTý stands for titties in this context ) in 2012 and 2013.
In 2007 she took part in the celebrity dancing television series Bailando.
Unlike Oana Andoni Lucie Borhyova has done pictorials for magazines like MAXIM and PLAYBOY but no nude pictures. There are some nude pictures of Lucie Borhyova on the web but those are fake, which in my opinion is just a huge waste of time because no matter how good they are done they do not look anywhere as good as the real thing and Lucie Borhyova´s breasts are definitely one hundred percent all natural like Oana Andoni.
Now currently she is with a much younger lover but she likes dark haired men, the beach and the town of Barcelona so there may be hope for me.
We make our fifth and final visit to Germany on April the 17th with the Playmate Of The Month October in 1996 nympho Nadine Tschanz a.k.a. Nadine Chanz ( she changed her name for the american audience ).
For a while she landed a gig on a german music television show thanks to her erection perfection 34E ( !!! ) - 22 - 34 measurements aptly presenting music videos that were too raunchy to air in Germany before midnight.
Of course I tried to catch every episode and sometimes her antics were the breast parts of the show even if she was not as scantily clad as I had hoped for. Well, for that we still had the PLAYBOY video calendar for. Now I often talk about favorite playmates and I am not sure if my readers buy all that or think that I say that about every playmate I feature on the blog.
Which in most cases is true since I don´t write about playmates I don´t remember or don´t know anything about it. Because there is always a lot of work involved - especially now that I have gotten rid of most of my babe picture archive - and if it´s not somebody special then it´s just not worth the effort. Anyway, a few years back .... or more something like a decade ..... I had finally full reign how to decorate my room so I decided to use the cork wall in my room to put up some inspiring posters. Most of it was of course comicbook art by the likes of George Perez , Alex Ross , Joe Madureiras, Jim Lee and the likes that came with WIZARD magazine ( Do you remember when they were the best magazine about comicbooks out there before they tried to pander to the non - comicbook reading crowd and crashed and burned ? I wish the guys at DC and Marvel Comics had learned something from this. ) but I also put up ten or a dozen of playmates from all the issues I had collected over the years and of course sexy Nadine was not only among them but featured in a prominent spot.
Even when I had to reduce the number of playmates on the wall due to ...... let´s say " outside forces " meaning every woman that came into my room but especially my Mom ...... Nadine was still among them. In the end rampant blind feminism prevailed and I had to take them down and soon afterwards all of the posters went into hiding. But I still keep the PLAYBOY centerfold of Nadine Tschanz in a special location so I can get to it fast. Just in case. All of this makes the fact that I still haven´t done a feature on her all the more incredible and I think so far I have only mentioned her in the posts about flex appealing Kiana Tom - which you can find above.
Speaking of the selection of centerfolds on my wall, one who was not among them was natural born go go dancer Carmen Electra - whose birthday we find on April the 20th - but not for lack of trying. The fact is that while Carmen was in PLAYBOY almost constantly in the 90s she never was a playmate so she never got a centerfold ergo I could not put her on my wall. Nowadays I mostly write about Carmen´s best known role, Lani McKenzie on Baywatch , but she also got naked for PLAYBOY on a frequent basis thanks to her honed and toned 36E ( !!! ) - 23 - 34 measurements.
She was married to Dennis Rodman and if I had any respect for the man it would have imploded the moment he divorced her. I mean, who wants a divorce from a nymphomanic blow up sex doll like Carmen Electra ? And the worst part was that he did not divorce her because she neglected him. No, it was because she constantly wanted sex. Yes, that´s right, cum crazy Carmen Electra not only dicktamed Denis manrod hard she also made him squirt until he was dry. That´s a problem we all would love to have.
I cast Carmen as the original Batgirl Barbara Gordon in my Special Baywatch Edition of the CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series and she is frequently mentioned in my posts about nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim and erotic Busenwunder Erika " Double E " Eleniak who besides Baywatch is famous for her sexy striptease in Under Siege .
Two years ago I finally managed to get the DVD of Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding - which I haven´t gotten around to rewatch yet - but Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission.
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
Man, this post is fully packed and we only managed to cover two months.
If this continues at this pace I will need six posts to cram all the sexbombs from PLAYBOY magazines into them. On the other hand which male would complain about four more posts full of playmates and other hot women ?
Now I couldn´t find a video about Maxima and I didn´t want to include a random Superman video so I am pimping one of my favorite series of all times, Astro City. The first issue is about the Samaritan who on the first look seems like your run - of - the - mill Superman knock off but of course writer Kurt Busiek puts his unique spin on it. This was the first issue I read and also one of the issues I show people when they say you can´t make readers fall in love with a comic series just with your first issue.
Since I mentioned how rampant feminism forced me to take down my centerfolds I wanted to include something that shows the truth about modern feminists who do more harm then men and are much more vicious.
Closing our - this time very short - bonus section is the Doctor Who anime which I may have posted before. But my memory really can´t be trusted.
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