Well, I did kind of plan it because I decided that April would be X - MEN MONTH but I swear I didn´t go through the list of all the birthdays for this month before taking that decision. Because that keeps things interesting and a challenge for me. Although I am always going through the list of days of births past when I am writing my posts to see if I missed anything so Greg Capullo´s anniversary might have been in my subconsciousness and might´ve influenced my decision on X - MEN MONTH without me knowing.
Now as longtime followers of the blog know I am a big fan of Greg Capullo since his now forgotten run on QUASAR and I still hope to do a DEATH IN COMICS : THE DEATH AND RESURRECTION AND DEATH post about one of my favorite storylines by the great late Mark Gruenwald. But with the corona virus maybe it´s not the best time right now plus with all the things that have happened in my personal life it´s hitting a bit close to home. I thought my next birthday post for Greg Capullo would be an all SPAWN post ( if I manage to get enough material for it since I am amost there ) or a SPAWN / X - FACTOR double feature as I used a lot of my good X - FACTOR stuff in my spotlight post on the very underrated Fabian Nicieza . But X - FACTOR it is and any chance to post more pictures of mutated massita Boom Boom, Marvel´s version of Power Girl is welcome.
And since I have already said all that is to say about Fabian Nicieza, Greg Capullo, his work on various comic book series and Boom Boom in that spotlight post - with the exception that Disney has finally reprinted QUASAR so you can get those - we can get to the nitty and gritty which starts right in the middle of EXECUTIONER`S SONG which means that we get a lot of big muscles, big guns, big explosions and a lot of pouches. So many pouches. As far as X - MEN crossovers go this was not my favorite one but I liked that they portrayed Cannonball how he deserves to be written : as one of Marvel´s most dangerous mutants. I think this might have been one of the last few instances where the writers got him right.
Perfectionism can be a blessing and a curse but I think I have enough videos in this post to bring my readers the usual variety of whimsical so it´s about time to put a bow on this post. Especially since I can´t add any new pictures to the post which made finishing this extremely difficult.
So if there is a weird post that appears out of nowhere and then vanishes without any explanation that´s because I have to upload the pictures somewhere. Anyway, since we covered all the birthdays up until Yesterday we have only Today´s anniversaries to do in this post and from all of them I just picked four. Like in the old saying it´s Something old, something new .... in this case we start with one of my favorite asian pornstars : deepthroat addict Miko " So Horny Love You Long Time " Lee a. k. a. the human suction pump celebrates her 43rd birthday. And with my sexual predilection towards asian sexbombs I just had to include her in this post.
The former fluffer for emergency cases who allegedly sucked dozens of gay porn actors back to heterosexuality is no strangers to frequent visitors of the blog because besides being included in two posts of my Casting the Justice League of America series I kept mentioning her so often in posts about other hasian sexbombs like Akira Lane , 55KK babe Minka or cosplay queen Yaya Han that Miko Lee finally got her own cult siren entry in 2016 .
So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .
You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .
I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION ) !
One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.
Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.
At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.
Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sex freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.
I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !
The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.
On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?
Staying with incredible sexbombs with playmate measurements writer, producer, director, cinematographer, actress and model Donna D´Errico turns 52 and I can´t believe that I never mentioned her birthday before.
I mean, she doesn´t have the status as some of the really big stars that were on the show like Pamela Anderson, Erika Eleniak, Traci Bingham or Carmen Elektra but she definitely ranks above the lower tier BAYWATCH babes Lena Lee Nolin, Nicole Eggert, Yasmine Bleeth or Jenny McCarthy.
Anyway, it´s high time that she gets her due even if I don´t have the time to write a full cult siren entry for Donna D´Errico. And I think it´s kind of fitting that it happens in a post that also features mega mammary mutant massita Tabitha Smith a.k.a. Boom Boom as I´m surely not the only one who dreamed of applying lots of suntan lotion over every inch of Donna´s boom booms. I must say, Donna really looks best when she is soaked in oil.
As I always say I like to switch things up in the bonus part to keep things interesting for my readers which means that since we just had a long part about BAYWATCH in my TOMB OF TERROR THURSDAY WITH LEE ELIAS post I am including the shorter version here and just stick to the essential links.
Especially since I also must fit the Andy Sidaris links into this post. But more about the reason why in a minute. For now let´s stay with Donna.
Taken together PLAYBOY magazine and and the bouncing - bikini tv series BAYWATCH launched the careers of at least half of the most important and influential blonde boob jugglers of the past quarter century. A veteran and beneficiary of both of these esteemed launching pads the flaxen - tressed breast rack attack Donna D´Errico - or like she is lovingly called in Germany Donnawetter D´Errico - can take a deep breath and puff out her chest as good as any set of Oscar - worthy knockers since sexy Pamela Anderson.
But while Donna D´Errico´s destiny to become part of one of the biggest tv shows on the planet seems to be only natural from Today´s point of view it almost didn´t happen. Because the born for porn actress excelled in math in high school and considered becoming an accountant. Thankfully fate - and puberty - intervened and the only numbers that are important now are her stunning 34C - 22 - 34 measurements as the knockout of italian descend is best known - at least to people from my generation - as blonde beachbody Donna Marco on BAYWATCH and BAYWATCH NIGHTS.
And if you think that was the only detour Donna took on her long way to fortune and fame think again. Because before Donna D´Errico became the Playmate Of The Month in September 1995 she owned a Las Vegas - based limousine company and I don´t know if she drove the clients herself but I bet she spent a lot of long nights in the backseat with the male ones.
BAYWATCH was really big in the 90s and it is like THE ultimate babe tv show. No kidding. No other show had more actresses who were featured in PLAYBOY or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she´s in one of the episodes.
David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).
Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of Baywatch in an article from 2003 . Pam admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man I wanted and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking. "
Now while I am trying to keep things short it is my obligation to mention any connection to comicbooks no matter how obscure it may be. So we are embarking on a small side trip to see what Donna D´Errico has done besides BAYWATCH and our first stop is HIGH TIDE which was kind of a BAYWATCH wannabe show. Donna appeared in an episode and the main character was played by Rick Springfield. Now Rick Springfield also played the title role of Christopher Chance in the first HUMAN TARGET tv series.
And the reason why I´m saying " the first HUMAN TARGET tv series " is that there have been various adaptions of the concept for the small screen. Before he appeared on ARROW to get Oliver Queen´s ass out of the fire there was a tv show in 2010 starring Mark Valley about which I already wrote more in these two posts . And before that there was the tv show with Rick Springfield in 1992. Which came from an unaired pilot which I already included in this tribute post to the great late Len Wein .
Coming back to comicbooks, one gap in my collection that I´m pretty sure I still have to close are the issues of Peter Milligan´s HUMAN TARGET series for Vertigo by Cliff Chiang. I think back when those issues first came out I couldn´t appreciate the art but now that I do I can´t find them anywhere.
Coming back to Donna D´Errico beyond BAYWATCH, her first acting gig was a guest appearance in an episode of UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER with 37DD - 26 - 38 real life Jessica Rabbit Nikki Cox. You know the bigbreasted redhead with the hourglass figure had the horny male audience locked in.
She was advertised as the Jessica Rabbit of the WB and there is even the Halloween episode of the show where they openly acknowledge the fact that she´s a real life Jessica Rabbit : Tiffany can´t decide on a costume and just wears a Hollywood style red glitter dress instead but because of her pornstar body everybody assumes she is dressed up as Jessica Rabbit.
She also appeared in Nikki ( which never aired in Germany ) and Las Vegas. What I always found funny about the lat one is that the casinos always do everything they can to get the deck stacked in their favor and to get people´s money but when somebody manages to win against them they treat them like criminals. Talk about sour losers. Apropos stacked, let´s get back to Nikki Cox. Which by the way is a porn name if I ever heard one. How comes she´s never worked in the adult movie business ?
Anyway, I always thought she had the right qualities to become a movie superstar - which is why I cast her as the female Dr. Fate Linda Strauss in my first post of the Hollywood edition of casting the Justice League Of America movie series - but somewhere along the way she got on the wrong track. Let´s hope there are better things for her in the future.
Don´t give up friends, we are almost finished with the part about Donna D´Errico. Because in the same year that she appeared on UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER Donna guest - starred on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN with Shae Marks, known from such shows like RENEGADE and BLACK SCORPION but who is most prominent from her participation in various of the later Andy Sidaris movies. Which means we only have to include the obligatory links.
Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.
And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .
Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ).
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
Whew, those were two long cult siren parts. I want to say to all who have endured so far keep on keeping on because we are almost there. And I also want to welcome back all those readers who skip that part of the post. But we still have a few miles to go and two more celebrity birthdays to discuss. Two new entries to boot. First we are staying with 90s tv as Mike Rotunda celebrates his 62nd birthday. Besides wrestling as Captain Mike Rotunda he played characters like Irwin R. Shyster - or short I. R. S.
But as much as we all love a good top ten list I guess you didn´t come here for tax tips so here is Captain Mike Rotunda´s match against the Z - Man Tommy Zane himself from the NWA´s haunting Halloween Havoc in 1989.
With Céline Dion, Eric Clapton, M. C. Hammer and Tracy Chapman sharing a birthday you might think it would be difficult for me to pick just one to be part of this post but I have to say : none of the above. And I have to go with Wolfgang Niedecken, frontman and founder of BAP who turns 69.
Have you ever heard a song in a language you didn´t understand, but you felt it spoke to you ? And when you managed to understand it it hit you in the feels - like the kids say today - because it not only put things into words you couldn´t express but it also made you realize things you never knew about life and yourself ? For me Verdamp lang her was this song and it must have been for a lot of other people because it not only made BAP an overnight success it also brought kölsch dialect into the mainstream.
I have to include a second video for all those readers out there who always wondered who the guy was singing next to Bruce Springsteen in Hungry Heart. This was shot in Cafe Eckstein in Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin.
That wraps up the celebrity birthdays for March the 30th this year and if I´m still around next year maybe we can talk about a few different ones.
And maybe Donna D´Errico will have her own cult siren post by then.
Anyway, we haven´t had a comicbook video yet and while I couldn´t find one about Greg Capullo´s X - Force I found another one with the team.
We continue with things that make little boys happy and another blast from the past although we travel from the 90s to the 80s with Remo Williams : The Adventures Begins or like it was called in Germany Remo Williams : Unarmed and Dangerous. I don´t know if this qualifies as a guilty pleasure but I have always loved this movie. I know that I am supposed to be aoutraged by the fact that a british guy played an asian martial arts master but I guess I am too jaded to care after decades of american actors butchering the spanish language. Also I like Fred Ward and what we need is a t - shirt with his face that says : Ward Is Hydra or Remo 911 - The Return. Can we please make this happen for the next ComiCon ?
We close out this military mayhem with G. I. Joe and not a double feature, not a triple thread but the four part epic The Revenge Of Cobra. Usually I would be a bit hesitant to put four episodes of a cartoon show in one post but it´s a rare treat to find full episodes from this series on YouTube.
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