For some of my readers - probably not so much. Anyway, while I can´t do an entirely new post at least I want to put the stuff I have already put on the blog in a post I can link to. Also this long overdue acknowledgement gives me an excuse to post more pictures, animated GIFs and videos from the plethora of material that has accumulated over the last few months.
You also have to keep in mind that as hard as I try I couldn´t possibly cut this down to a size which I can include as part of another post anyway. To make up for that I kept the part with Yaya Han rather short because I already featured her extensively in my tribute post for Bernie Krigstein .
But that´s enough of an introduction for so let´s get to the good stuff.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ULTIMATE BLOW UP SEX DOLL MARIAH CAREY
Today a literal cult siren in every sense of the word, Mariah Carey a.k.a. the original Screaming Mimi - because you know she´s not a moaner in the bedroom, she´s a screamer - the nubian sex goddess with the playmate porn body of sound turns 50. At least if my online sources are correct.
Because some online pages say she was born 1969 while others say it was 1970. I´m going with 1970 because that was the date that was official when I wrote my first Mariah Carey posts back on the old boob blog.
Another thing that´s hard to get official accuracy on is Mariah Carey´s breastsize. I googled it Today but the " official " size is 38D which is totally bogus. I mean around the time of the Annual Golden Globe Awards in 2010 her breastsize was officially confirmed as 38DD and by 2012 when she did the Christmas video with Justin Bieber her jingle bells had grown another few sizes bigger so they must have been 40DD or at least 39DD. So maybe I am biased but these gigantic gazongas do not look like 38Ds to me, sorry.
Now aside the ever changing unrealistic breastsize, as readers of this blog know I have been a big fan of the cult siren - in every sense of the word - since forever and a day and I bet there was a whole plethora that was relieved when I made the decision to split my blog into a comic book blog and a boob blog because they weren´t inundated by dozens of Mariah Carey posts anymore suffering all those hot pictures of the sex symbol.
Of course this meant I was given free reign to my obsession with Mariah Carey and to give you an idea : on the boob blog there where so many Mariah Carey posts that I had to create one big Über - post with links to all the other posts so I could put it in the links. Mariah Carey was the first cult sexbomb I did this for even before Halle Berry and Janet Jackson.
So it´s even more incredible that I still haven´t done a solo post for the number three of my all time favorite sexual fantasies and only included her in my second alternates post of the Casting the Justice League movie series although I am not sure which role I would give her. In any case I would go so far as to create a completely new character just to have the super stacked songstress giant - sized 39EE jingle bells in my JLA movie.
My number one on that list is of course my all time wet sex dream the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who is a well known sex maniac and insists on inspecting all her new employees - orally.
It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher . I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.
And to top it all off the erection projection performance of Janet Jackson in that video is so explicit that it never aired on german music television.
Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
My number two has changed and it´s cinema cult siren Halle Berry again who did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The Last Boy Scout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and completely redeemed herself in Monster´s Ball where she milked Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob dry in front of the entire crew. Which nobody really got to see since they censored it more than three times - about which I wrote a special post .
And to think that one of the best sex scenes in film history almost didn´t happen. The director Marc Forster originally didn´t cast Halle Berry in the female lead role because he thought she was too beautiful and while he knew the natural born blow up sex doll could easily deliver some Last Boy Scout type strip action and had already bared her boobs in Password : Swordfish he didn´t think she would be willing to do explicit sex scenes.
Thankfully Halle´s manager secretly slipped her the script and Halle got in contact with the director and had several talks and long, private meetings with him. We do not know exactly to which kind of depraved hardcore midnight sex olympics Halle Berry subjected Marc Forster during these meetings to convince him that she had the necessary skills to believably portray a prostitute but she must have dicktamed him six ways to Sunday to wear him down and let all of her nymphomanic urges out because after the third weekend long ejaculation sex marathon Halle Berry got the role.
And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.
In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.
Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .
You might ask who my new number three is and it is probably no surprise that Yaya Han, the cosplay queen who got herself 40D oppais has that position. Not only based on the fact that my chances of bumping into her at a comic convention are higher than of actually meeting anybody else on this list but also because she combines four of my favorite things. Asian sexbombs, women with big boobs, video games and comics. I mean, how many chicks do you know who bring their own Chun Li / Power Girl outfit ?
And how many do a practical topless cosplay like Yaya Han´s War Goddess Enyo where she is only wearing some microscopic pasties on her boobs ?
So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Speaking of blow up sex dolls whose milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, while looking for new Mariah Carey videos I chanced upon one that features some massitas in tiny bikinis shaking their huge melons which got me thinking that it´s about time Mariah Carey did one of those again.
With her porn star body she was just made for this kind of music videos.
Even adult comic book artist Kevin J. Taylor ( best known for his THE GIRL series ) modeled the star of many of his stories, oral sex addict Jill a.k.a. the Seventh Blowjob Boobwonder Of The World a.k.a. the Dicktaming Deepthroat Diva after Mariah. And who am I to argue with such a master ?
Also it wouldn´t be the first time Mariah Carey has shown off her two huge talents in a bikini or swimsuit. She really got nothing to hide and with her current overdeveloped chest we can hope the director puts Mariah´s breast side into a micro bikini so we can get some nipple slips.
Speaking of Mariah Carey videos, as I said there are a few that have accumulated but I am not going to put them all in this post since I am saving a few choice ones for future posts. I couldn´t include as much material about Mariah Carey as I hoped but I we´re off to a good start.
Of course I can´t let the opportunity pass to add a few more videos since there are never enough posts to include the hundreds of videos I have bookmarked. It´s also a small bonus treat for my faithful readers who have held out until this point or those who simply skip to the end of the post.
I don´t know with which algorithm YouTube choose its recommendations but they got me good with the preview picture on this one. I don´t know if the girl who is stretching out the yellow shirt - I think her name is Shen Lee - is a porn star but you know that those guys ripped off her shirt and took turns fondling her boobs five minutes after they stopped taping.
Her overdeveloped double airbags probably got them so worked up that they were no longer content to just squeeze her puppies and she had to massage their rock hard boners with her huge melons. From there things escalated quickly until they forced the fillipino hooker in - training to a no - holds - barred penetration sensation gangbang. Which was the point where they started filming again so they would earn a small fortune from horny shut - ins to see how they dicktameed her with their horsecocks.
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