Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .
So I thought that while I don´t have time to do the full re - post ( which probably would get out of control again !!! ) I could write a somewhat shorter post where I include some old stuff but also some new stuff and something that I wanted to write about for a long time ( I´m not going to give you any hints but it has something to do with the title of this post ).
PASSWORD : BLOWFISH or HOW HALLE SUCKED A HUGE JACKMAN DRY
Ever since it was announced that Halle Berry would portray the number four of my x - women countdown Ororo Munroe a.k.a. Storm on the big screen I was pumped because I naturally thought she would put the xxx in X - Men with some Last Boy Scout type strip action since in the original comicbooks Storm always was reluctant to wear a swimsuit ( remember this was before she bared her boobs in Password : Swordfish or did her ultra explicit sex scene in Monster´s Ball where she milked Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob dry in front of the entire crew ) but as we all know that sadly never came to pass. Speaking of Halle Berry´s Monster´s Ball, I know that I promised to elaborate further on my fruitless quest to find an uncut version of the movie and we will come to that part of the post later.
While the public didn´t get much out of Halle Berry in the X - Men movies ( they even cut out the post - Jean Grey romance between Storm and Wolverine which the actors tried to incorporate in the movies ) things were very different in the aforementioned Password : Swordfish where her X - Men co - star Hugh Jackman was more of a Huge Horsecock as he not only got to experience Halle Berry´s fantastic breasts fully naked. No.
He also got a taste of her superior deepthroat skills when she gave him a blowjob during an explicit sex scene. For some reason the shooting of the scene took two days and Hugh spend two nights in Halle´s trailer where she merciless submitted his pulsating rockhard manhood to various oral sex practices making him climax until he could squirt no more. Screaming at the top of his lungs he experienced the male equivalent of multiple orgasms while an out of control and raging nymphomanic Halle ( who later confessed in interviews that she enjoyed the sexuality of her character a lot !!! ) massaged his giant schlong before she sucked him completely dry.
THE LAST BOY SCOUT or BRUCE WILL ES NICHT - MIT HALLE BERRY
One Hollywood superstar who didn´t take advantage of filming a movie with Halle Berry by dicktaming the living blow up sex doll is Bruce Willis.
And I don´t know if it was because he was banging natural born stripper world champion Demi Moore´s ( who is the number one of my Top Movie Stripteases list thanks to her spectacular performance in the aptly named skinflick Striptease ) brains out on a daily basis during The Last Boy Scout .
But not only did Bruce not even try to put the moves on a young, needy and willing Halle - whose bonerinducing scene as an exotic dancer in The Last Boy Scout is the only part that movie critics remember - to add insult to injury he did not appear on set during the shooting of a sex scene with Halle Berry when they re - united on the set of Perfect Stranger in 2007.
According to Willis it was out of fear that he could not stop slamfucking her if he got his hands on a naked Halle Berry and in the end Halle had to have the sex scene with herself and Bruce Willis was added later digitally.
As Bruce Willis explained why he refused to have a sex scene with the world´s wettest sex dream : " She is too beautiful. It´s almost like looking at an eclipse of the sun. You have to poke a pin through a card and look at her through that. She´s so stunning you could damage your retina. "
As for Halle, after a fling with Kevin Costner and polishing Eddie Murphy´s boomerang she was dicktamed by Wesley Snipes during The Last Boy Scout so maybe that´s why there were no midnight olympics in Bruce´s trailer.
GETTING A GRIP ON JAMILF LEE´S COCONUTS / THE TAMER OF PANAMA
Halle Berry has always spurred the sexual imagination of her on screen partners like with old horn dog Pierce Brosnan who got more than a good handful of JaMILF Lee Curtis´s massive milkshakes when he squeezed her perfect puppies in The Tailor of Panama. The scene was not in the original script but Pierce just couldn´t let an opportunity to fondle Jamie´s juicy juggs pass and so he manhandled her titanic twin torpedoes in every take.
After two days of shooting the scene Jamie´s mouthwatering melons were so sensitive from Pierce´s constant massage that she climaxed with the slightest touch. So she agreed to let Pierce use her as his personal blow up sex doll for the remainder of the shooting if he stopped botching the takes and then the director decided to leave the scene in the movie.
I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one post with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 which has lots of spectacular GIFs.
PIERCE BROSNAN´S HALLEPUSSY or SPREAD YOUR THIGHS ANOTHER DAY
Anyway, Pierce Brosnan wanted to make Die Another Day the first explicit Bond movie as soon as he heard that nubian sex goddess Halle would be on board taking over the part from latin pole dancer Jennifer Lopez. Who proved that she not only would have been perfect for the role but also that she can spread her legs better than a fillipino prostitute in Hustlers .
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY or A VIEW TO A NAKED HALLE UNDER THE SHEETS
He practically begged director Lee Tamahori to spice up his sex scenes with Halle. And before you think he was the only one who was excited to see sexbomb Halle Berry get completely naked - as well as to finally live out all his secret sexual fantasies with her - during the sweaty sex scenes director Tamahori dived under the covers so he would not miss an inch of Halle Berry´s naked porn star body. All for the sake of the movie of course.
YOU ONLY SQUIRT TWICE / CUM AND LET CUM / LICENCE TO CUM
And it was not only the guys who were excited to do a steamier sex scene. Sex freak Halle herself couldn´t wait to really get it on with a completely uninhibited Pierce Brosnan. Not only because her role got bigger in exchange for her baring it all on camera while Pierce got bigger and constantly growing private parts inside Halle´s tight love grotto.
THE SPY WHO BANGED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HALLE BERRY !
So the director was happy because he could shoot the scene as he had envisioned it, Pierce was happy because he got to shoot his load in Halle Berry again and again many positions in and Halle was happy because she got to pump Pierce Brosnan dry and got a bigger part in the movie. The only ones who weren´t happy were the US movie goers because while audiences abroad got to see the full yet somewhat shortened sex scene ( the entire penetration sensation marathon between Pierce and Halle would have been a movie of its own so only the highlights were used ) they only saw a family friendly version which was shot especially for them.
I have finally gotten Halle Berry´s Monster´s Ball for my home movie because with all the Halle Berry movies I got it is kind of weird that I didn´t have the one where she not only has a sex scene but does it for real with her on screen partner. Well, not so weird since I had heard that the movie is very depressing and I already have enough of that in my life.
But I decided to get the movie and only looked up the running time of the spanish version and the german version to make sure I get the right one which later taught me that just because a version is longer does not mean it is the less censored version. So I had to go to a lot of trouble to find the movie - which really deserves a post of its own. But when I got home I did a little research - because the most important part of Halle Berry´s sex scene was not in it - only to learn that the spanish version was censored.
Then I got the german version and because I had read that there were two versions with different frame sizes I got both. As it turns out the technical specs for the movies were wrong and I ended up with two identical versions. Now the reason why I am talking about the frame size is that they cut part of the frame so that it fits the new long tv screens better and wouldn´t you know the part they decided to cut is the one where you can see that Halle Berry really milked Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob dry in front of the entire crew. Which is one of the reasons why so many people did not believe they really did it on camera. If you have not seen the movie in the theater you can only see this on the internet and I can´t count how often this scene was cut. First it was cut - a few times actually - so they could show it in the cinema, then it was cut so they could sell it on DVD and BlueRay ( which in my opinion is a rip off since you don´t get what you want to see ) and then the picture format was cut to eliminate the best parts of it. I guess in this case size really did matter.
The role was previously offered to nubian sex goddesses Angela Basset and Vanessa Williams and while they probably would not have done such an explicit sex scene as Halle Berry ( which garnered her the number two position in Mr. Skin´s The Top 150 Greatest Celebrity Nude Scenes Of All Time list ) I would not have minded to see either of them get naked.
There are rumors of an uncut american version and according to imdb the initial cut of the picture included more explicit footage during the sex scene between Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton, which was trimmed down after the MPAA threatened to give the film a NC - 17 rating. The uncut version premiered at the Berlin Film Festival on February 8, 2001.
The R - rated US theatrical release is the cut version, the version released theatrically in Canada and most other countries ( with the exception of Spain as I now know ) is the uncut version. The Australian DVD release is the uncut version which carries a label saying " explicit version : not seen in cinemas. " The video was eventually released uncut in the USA in 2003 with the love scene intact, it is under the label " Signature Series ".
Those readers who want more background information there is a post on ENTAIN about the different tv frame sizes - 4:3 16:9 or 21: 9 - and all the differences between the german version and the cut US version from MOVIE CENSORSHIP and from SCHNITTBERICHTE for my german readers.
Which left me with mixed feelings. On one side I felt like Sanji from One Piece when he found out somebody else had eaten the devil fruit that grants invisibility and therefore his greatest dream of watching women bathe in the nude was forever dashed. On the other side we have to be realistic and what were - or still are - the real odds of an old, decrepit, overweight, short pervert like me doing it with an absolute international nubian MILF sex goddess like Halle Berry ? The best I can hope for is seeing somebody else relentlessly hammering blow up sex doll Halle in a movie while wishing I had met her during my sexual prime. So Billy Bob Thornton made that dream a reality, not only for me but for horny males worldwide.
Sadly they did the entire scene in one take since I am sure that Billy would have loved to repeatedly slamfuck Halle Berry to his heart´s content. But apparently she got to live out all of her nymphomanic sexual urges out at once so she didn´t want to give it another go. In any case Billy didn´t want to stress his luck as he got dicktamed like there is no Tomorrow by a globally lusted after actress who was voted sexiest woman on the planet twice in a wild sperm squirting bonanza marathon sex rodeo for the ages.
FOR THE ROLE HALLE MILKED MARC FORSTER´S MONSTER BALLS DRY
And to think that one of the best sex scenes in film history almost didn´t happen. The director Marc Forster originally didn´t cast Halle Berry in the female lead role because he thought she was too beautiful and while he knew the natural born blow up sex doll could easily deliver some Last Boy Scout type strip action and had already bared her boobs in Password : Swordfish he didn´t think she would be willing to do explicit sex scenes.
Thankfully Halle´s manager secretly slipped her the script and Halle got in contact with the director and had several talks and long, private meetings with him. We do not know exactly to which kind of depraved hardcore midnight sex olympics Halle Berry subjected Marc Forster to during the meetings to convince him that she had the necessary skills to believably portray a prostitute. But she must have dicktamed him six ways to Sunday to wear him down and let all of her nymphomanic urges out because after the third weekend long ejaculation sex marathon Halle Berry got the role.
And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.
In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.
And that´s all for Today´s post and you can read more about afro american aphrodite Halle Berry ( and any of the other cult sirens I mentioned in this post ) through the links I have included in the text. Since - as always - my scedule is super busy at the moment it may take quite some time before I can finish up this post but don´t worry, on TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN things may get postponed for a while but nothing gets delayed forever.
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