Now he is mostly known for his association with DC´s NEW 52 train wreck and everything that followed but back in the day he not only took over Marvel´s bestselling mutant book after the departure of Marc Silvestri he also brought mutant mania - and comic collecting mania - to new heights with the most sold X - MEN issue of all times. Plus his three Acts Of Vengeance issues of UNCANNY X - MEN that introduced the new Psylocke as a mega erotic hasian blow up sex doll are in the MARVEL VISIONARIES : CHRIS CLAREMONT hardcover which I just mentioned in my last post.
You can find more pages from Jim Lee´s issues of UNCANNY X - MEN in the post I did for him last year including the famous page from issue 8 of the adjectiveless X - Men with Psylocke in a very fetching swimsuit which was one of the main factors that propelled her to supreme x - babe hotness.
It also contributed greatly to Betsy´s third place in my COMICBABE BATTLE mutant massita countdown which longtime followers might remember.
Lately there have not been that much links in my posts except to older posts so I am glad I can include some for other websites, in this case two from the excellent THE REAL GENTLEMEN OF LEISURE website. The first one has to do with the subplot of Psylocke trying to get into Cyclops´ pants that was going on in the x - books at that time. Cyclops always was one of my favorite characters and the fact that he was trying to get it on with hasian Betsy instead of Jean Grey made him only cooler in my book.
Hmm, first Jean, then Betsy and then Emma, Scott really seems to go for telepaths. Of course it has his perks in the bedroom when a woman knows all your depraved sex phantasies but I think there might be some things you would keep to yourself. In any case our first link is a review of X - MEN 17 in which Scott walks into Psylocke in the shower by accident ( yeah, right, that´s also what I always say ) who wears nothing but a towel.
The second link brings us back to Jim Lee and the fifth place from my COMICBABE BATTLE x - women as it examines UNCANNY X - MEN issue 269 titled Rogue Redux in which everyone´s favorite power leeching southern belle is finally cleared of Carol Danvers psyche and powers. It also started a somewhat romantic entanglement between Rogue and Magneto which spilled over into her romance with Joseph and ultimately led to Rogue having a child with Magneto in the alternate AGE OF APOCALYPSE reality.
Last year´s Jim Lee appreciation post has mostly pages from two Marvel series - X - MEN and PUNISHER - but also the FANTASTIC FOUR HEROES REBORN issues and some stuff from the Batman books. The post includes some celebrity birthdays from August the 6th to August the 11th including Lisa Boyle, Bob McLeod, Rick Leonardi and Claudia Christian who we have already covered this month. There are also a few more celebrity birthdays - this time just from August the 11th - in my 2016 Jim Lee birthday post .
We got some older birthdays from July in this John Romita Jr tribute post but also some from August the 5th and the 12th and there are also some celebrity birthdays from the 12th of August in this FLASH FRIDAY WITH PAUL RYAN post from 2016 . Now I don´t know if there are all these strange connections happening when I write these posts, if that is something that I am influencing - maybe even subconsciously - but be that as it may on August the 14th we have another sexbomb who appeared in one of my comicbook babe posts as Catherine Bell, a.k.a. the juggs of J.A.G. by fans ( her 34D weapons of mass erection are completely natural ) turned 51.
So far I haven´t gotten around to do a solo post on Catherine but she has been a candidate in my Casting the Justice League of America Movie series, this time as Catwoman in the Hollywood edition. Which is a bit weird since Catherine Bell has outed herself as a lesbian. Although as openly oversexed as DC has been the last few years it wouldn´t surprise me if they made her bi - sexual. I mean, she always had a thing for pussies when you think about it. As for Catherine Bell, I have the feeling that I am always writing the same things but I don´t think her mega successful The Good Witch has hit Germany yet, neither the movies nor the tv series.
Speaking of catwomen who appeared in my comicbabe posts we also got nubian sex goddess Halle Berry a.k.a. the sexiest woman on the planet ( for which she was voted twice !!! ) who is celebrating her 53rd birthday.
Ever since it was announced that Halle Berry would portray the number four of my x - women countdown Ororo Munroe a.k.a. Storm on the big screen I was pumped because I naturally thought she would put the xxx in X - Men with some Last Boy Scout type strip action since in the original comicbooks Storm always was reluctant to wear a swimsuit ( remember this was before she bared her boobs in Password : Swordfish or did her ultra explicit sex scene in Monster´s Ball where she milked Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob dry in front of the entire crew ) but as we all know that sadly never came to pass. Speaking of Monster´s Ball, I know I promised to elaborate further on my fruitless quest to find an uncut version of the movie ( which was not only cut once but actually twice ) but I will need more time than I have a the moment to do this topic justice.
What I will mention is that one of the best sex scenes in cinema history almost didn´t happen. The director of the movie Marc Forster originally didn´t cast Halle Berry in the female lead role because he thought she was too beautiful and while he knew she was the ultimate natural born blow up sex doll he didn´t think she would be willing to do explicit sex scenes.
Thankfully Halle´s manager secretly slipped her the script and Halle got in contact with the director and had several talks and long, private meetings with him. We do not know exactly to which kind of depraved hardcore midnight sex olympics Halle Berry subjected Marc Forster during these meetings to convince him that she had the necessary skills to believably portray a prostitute but she must have dicktamed him six ways to Sunday to wear him down and let all of her nymphomanic urges out because after the third weekend long ejaculation sex marathon Halle Berry got the role.
And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.
In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.
Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .
Since I mostly wrote about my future wife on August the 14th you can find a few more choice birthdays from that day sprinkled throughout last year´s Halle Berry tributes as well as in this Halle Berry post from 2017 .
Usually I would follow up the part about Halle Berry with a video of the newest entry in my afro - american aphrodite list Normani and while I DO have a lot of her videos left to post I also don´t like to be predictable. So to switch things up here is one of her Fifth Harmoni ex colleagues, Dinah Jane, who is a big tease because she gives us just enough underboob to keep us interested but not enough boobage to really show something.
I guess she was afraid of having another wardrobe malfunction as she confessed to have had during her days with the group. Anyway, she´s no Normani but she does have some moves and if she would show a bit more undershirt view underboob nipple Bottled Up would be a perfect video.
Sadly I have already posted all the good videos with Halle Berry and since I think Dianh Jane´s underboob teasing hasn´t exactly helped you with that nubian nookie itch here are some ASStounding candidates from the Hot 100 Bikini Contest in honor of Halle Berry´s ASSential scene in The L - ASS - T Boy Scout where she proved that she has one of the bASSt butts.
Time for more videos with blonde XXL Busenwunder Oana Andoni from romanian tv station Pro Tv. In previous posts I wrote that 41 is probably her cup size, 41DD or 41E in the least, but the way her boobs have been growing in the last weeks it must be at least a 43 or 44EE, an F or even a G. In her case the term melons is right on spot. OMG ! I don´t think she got some porn implants like Yaya Han so either she is pregnant again or she is auditioning for a Russ Meyer kind of movie role. Just check out the first animated GIF I made of Aona Andoni where her boobs are already huge.
And this is Oana Andoni now. I swear, I have not altered these pictures.
Now most of these videos are rather short so I am including a batch of five as usual. I could spend my summer vacation between those titanic tits !
Speaking of blonde sexbombs with huge tits made for porn, the last time I wrote about Terri Runnels I didn´t have the following video which is one that I have been looking for a long time because Terri wears one of her best outfits in it. It´s the famous match between the late Brian Pillman and the late Owen Hart and the reason why it´s so famous is that Flying Brian Pillman made Terry Runnels dress up like a slut in a skimpy leather hooker outfit . He previously had a match against Goldberg where Marlena - as she was called back then - was the prize and Brian won the match.
Brian made the most of having Terri as his new manager / sex toy and here he claimed he could not compete because he was injured. He had used Terri like a cheap prostitute all night long in a seedy motel room to vent his uncontrollable sexual frustration but when he made her assume the last glorious position he supposedly slipped and hurt his arm. Of course Sergeant Slaughter didn´t believe him. Well, he didn´t believe the part where he hurt his arm. The part where he merciless drilled Terri was more believable as Brian had already broken Terri in when they were dating.
This was before she married Golddust and Brian really banged her brains out at every chance. Anyway, the match still took place and Terri is almost falling out of her clothes. I could not find a good GIF of this ( so maybe the match is not as famous as I thought ) but I will post one as soon as I can make one. Nevertheless I wanted to post this video as soon as possible.
The line between manager, valet and sex slave has always been blurry in wrestling and it is a well known fact that Arne Anderson used Tylene Buck as his personal blow up sex doll because he claimed he could help her with her career and other members of the NWO - no pun intended - like Scott Hall frequently used all the valets for shall we say recreational purposes.
Later on the degenerates from Misfits In Action subjected Tylene to all night sex position warfare and she really served under canadian Lance Storm who together with the other members of Team Canada tag teamed relentlessly pumping the busty blonde until she became a willing member.
It is also common knowledge that Billy Kidman drilled Torrie whenever he could while the rest of the Filthy Animals really lived up to the name by taking turns banging Torrie Wilson´s pornstar body into submission when they were on tour. Which was on three hundred ( that´s right, 300 !!! ) days of the year. Rumor has it Konan was especially eager at taming Torrie.
Since we are on the subject of female wrestlers I want to continue my tribute to the late Ashley Massaro who had incredible muscle control.
I already posted the GIF above so here is the corresponding match. Ashley goes up against Mickie James with Trish Stratus as the special referee.
We are continuing our series of classic childrens cartoons with the fella I was thinking about as a kid when someone told me there was this strange british doctor who would always build these strange contraptions and having adventures in time and space. They should have done a crossover.
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