For those who came in late and missed out on all the kung furying / karate chopping martial arts action I wrote two posts about the series in general and did five spotlights : one for each of the books artists, Gene Day and Mike Zeck , a special post on Gil Kane who provided a lot of the early covers and one for all the other artists who worked on this great series .
I have been pimping the book like crazy and I like to think that I had a small part in convincing Disney to finally reprint this seminal series, not only in four hefty omnibus but also in two Epic Collections of which the last one just came out. At the moment it is still too expensive for me but good things come to those that wait. Now with so many posts about this series under my belt you might think that I have shot my bolt so to speak.
But nothing could be further from the truth. I still haven´t done a post about the british covers to the series, the painted spanish covers to the series, art by a few more artists, I still have enough material for at least one more Paul Gulacy spotlight and I haven´t even scratched the surface where Gene Day or Mike Zeck are concerned. So for all those martial art fans out there, don´t fear this is a topic that will continue on this blog.
As for Paul Gulacy, I wanted his second spotlight post to be about the other series he worked on throughout his career and for the longest time I just didn´t have enough good material. Now I have an abundance but I have to sort through it and see if I can find the color pages to the original art. Which isn´t easy. Finding Paul Gulacy´s covers to DANGER TRAIL alone was a quest in itself. It seems not many people ever heard of this series.
It will be some time before I can do another Paul Gulacy post but as my longtime followers know that only means it is delayed not abandoned.
Since the Paul Gulacy MASTER OF KUNG FU spotlight also includes the celebrity birthdays for August the 15th we skip them and go directly to the 17th of August and an artist who is a frequent guest on this blog. It´s none other than John Romita Junior who celebrated his 63rd birthday.
Now just because he is one of my favorite artists doesn´t automatically mean I have the time to write about him but I managed to do a birthday post for him last year which included art from various books John worked on not only the usual suspects like DAREDEVIL or THE UNCANNY X - MEN .
There is also the series about his first stint on AMAZING SPIDER - MAN which I started last year which I am hoping to continue. Especially since I wrote about it at length in my first post so that the second one should be done quicker ( yeah, like that´s going to work out ). I have all the material for the second post lined up including a few links I´ve been dying to post.
And last but not least there is my semi - annual series of posts on David Micheline and Bob Layton´s iconic INVINCIBLE IRON MAN run and as some people tend to forget this was one of John Romita´s first penciling gigs.
He was part of the creative team during the famous DEMON IN A BOTTLE story and while I have only done one post solely with John Romita Jr art newer readers of the blog - as well as those who missed them - should check out all the Bob Layton IRON MAN posts. By the way, John Romita Jr returned to the title under the penmenship of John Byrne which is an excellent run that you can get in one of the best Epic Collections ever.
Last year´s John Romita Jr. post also includes the other celebrity birthdays from August the 17th and you can find a few more in my post about the Epic Collection DAREDEVIL - A TOUCH OF THYPHOID from 2016. There is also nothing urgent to add to the anniversaries from August the 19th which I already covered in this FLASH FRIDAY post I wrote back in 2016 which brings us to french rumpshaker Alizée Lyonnet. She turned 35 on August the 21st and she got her own cult siren entry way back in 2016 .
For those few that don´t know her, Alizée Jacotey ( now Lyonnet ) or just Alizée for short is a french singer best known for her perfectly round bubblebutt which she loves to put on display and her erotic dance moves like what has become known around the world as the Alizée bodywave.
At the moment I have nothing new to add so unless I happen upon some new high quality Alizée GIFs don´t hold your breath for another re - post.
And because an animated GIF - as good as it may be - can never give you the same experience as seeing the live version here is Alizée performing Jén Ai Marre or like they said on spanish tv el baile del pescadito or the fish dance in english. For a long time I didn´t know what they mean but the main focus of her performance is her butt which she wiggles very expertly and there is a small red fish right above her right butt cheek.
It´s back to comics on August the 22nd which is the anniversary of Ray Bradbury´s birth and while I haven´t done a proper solo post about him I posted The Black Ferris from The Haunt Of Fear 18 in this Jack Davis EC Comics double feature . They adapted a few of his stories in comic form.
Longtime readers of the blog know that I always paid attention to the inkers but while I think that a good inker can make or break a comic ( which is one of the reasons why I don´t like comics that take the art directly from the pencils or are inked digitally ) I haven´t folders for any of them in my blog art archive except for Joe Sinnott. Which is the reason why Alfredo Alcala and Terry Austin had to share a post in 2016 since they both were born on August the 23rd. While Alfredo was an accomplished artist in his own rights - who could ever forget his famous Masters Of The Universe mini comics ? - he is best known to comic readers as the inker on such titles like The Savage Sword Of Conan and he also inked a lot of the Batman issues during Gene Colan´s run and many Bat - books in the 1980s.
The Alfredo Alcala / Terry Austin post has more celebrity birthdays from August the 23rd and there also are a few more from August the 14th, the 15th and the 23rd in this completely inappropriate Yaya Han post . By the way, in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and this hasian certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.
So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.
Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.
You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .
One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit sex scenes I had in mind.
Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.
At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.
Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sex freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.
I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !
The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.
On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian women so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?
Whenever I have the chance I absolutely MUST post another video with Yaya Han especially if it includes Jessica Nigri who celebrated her 30th birthday on the 5th of this month and whom I mentioned in this post .
It has been a long time since I posted a video from Teens React and not just because of the shade I got for commenting on the physical qualities of some of the more developed React babes. There are also the animated GIFs I used to post but making these has become too time consuming so I kept pushing posting these videos back in the hopes of finding the time to do them. But since it makes no sense to keep it off any longer I am including two and in the spirit of the theme of the post we are starting with teen sexbomb Jayka. I´m sure a lot of React viewers would not mind having an asian penetration weekend with this juvenile blow up sex doll.
Okay, technically speaking I am including five but the first three are only getting a link - so that those who want to see more of Jayka can check them out - while I am embedding the last two. Our first one is part of the reason why I didn´t post any Teens React videos for so long. Because I was not sure if I should make a GIF and so I kept off posting it. The video ties in to earlier posts where I commented how stupid it was to have those hot React babes eat dog food or something else disgusting when there are much better things they could do as a punishment. Some of my ideas included giving the viewers a lapdance, a wet t - shirt challenge or at least have them eat a banana in front of the guys. Now when I said they should have the girls eat a banana I meant eat it in an erotic way ( because if you suggest the deepthroat challenge they shoot you down right away ).
But they even managed to screw that up. What did we get instead ? A speed eating challenge . That´s the opposite of what I wanted. At least you get so see Jayka munching on a banana and there are a few moments when her shirt is lifted and you can take a peek under it. But the amount of work I would have to put in would not be in any relation to the result so please click the link above. Now in the 100 years of dance moves video Jayka is at least wearing a good outfit and has some cool dance moves but she covers up all her breast features with her long hair. By the way, I can totally believe that she´s a twerker and I bet the internet community would pay good money to see that. In our third video Teens react to Emma Chamberlain the same thing happens although you get to see more of her. Speaking of getting to see more, teen dream Krischelle really pours it on in this video and there is a moment where her boobs almost pop out.
Likewise Jayka´s best video of all times ( at least until now, I hope she can still top it ) is the dance video where she almost pops out of her skimpy top and constantly has to adjust her bouncing milkshakes . Daimn, it´s no wonder those tight fillipino nymphos took over the entire porn industry.
Can you imagine a sleepover with Jayka, Jeannie and Rae ? That would be the best reaction video ever. Although if I was the producer I would only tell them that we are doing a TEENS REACT TO SLEEPOVER video while in secret it would be a TRY NOT TO COME - ALL ASIAN LESBIAN DOUBLE DILDO THREESOME ( three best out of five falls ) ORGASM CHALLENGE shooting.
We would send them to shower before the challenge and when they come back all their clothes would be gone. Then we would turn up the heat and when they are all sweaty and super thirsty we would secretly pump them full of mega potent illegal sex drugs. And when they would be all over each other we would drop like a few dozen double dildos from the ceiling and watch the wall - to - wall all night asian double dildo penetration party.
That´s one trio of blow up sex dolls you want to spend your summer vacation with. Just think of the all night asian ejaculation marathon !
In the reaction videos Jayka always is really nice but I bet she is a real wildcat in the sack and if they did a lesbian double dildo sleepover she would bang Rae´s and Jeannie´s brains out. She would make them her bitches and have them screaming at the top of their lungs all night long !
Coming back to existing Teens React videos in our first embedded one Jayka is wearing a tight low green top that really shows off her tits and we also get to see more of Jayka´s dreamy hardbody especially dat fillipino booty. Especially since she is wearing ripped jeans like in her best video.
And you know that even when the jeans are not ripped when Jayka buys them they get ripped as soon as her horny classmates get a hold of her and drag her to a secluded part of the schoolyard where all the perverts take turns banging her into submission with their appendages after class.
Thankfully I am not a part of this Try Not To Try challenge because I could not resist to try out Jayka for size. I bet she would fit on me like a glove.
And this is the best one where Jayka is wearing a low cut white top with a nice cleavage. She is even squeezing her firm oppai together at some point. Shoutouts also go out to Vivica who is trying - unsuccessfully - to hide her boobs under a thick sweater ( call me in a year ) and returning teen blow up sex doll in training Krischelle who again crushes it hard.
She will be a real heartbreaker ( or probably dickbreaker ) in a few years.
As for the topics of the videos this is how I stay up to date with events.
Now I´m not making any suggestions what would be the breast occupation for Jayka once she is of legal age and it´s pure coincidence that our next video is by the mega sexy girls from Rainbow Blaxx ( who are paying us a return visit ) or that they are all wearing lingerie in their Silhouette video.
With all the asian sexsation erection perfection excitement provided by Yaya Han, Jeannie Mai, Jayka and the likes I should probably try to bring you down but instead I´m going to add more fuel to the fire. So for those who still have not shot their load here are a few asian blow up sex dolls from the Hot 100 Bikini Contest since we won´t see the aforementioned asian lubrication experts in a bikini anytime soon especially those tight teen titties from Teens React - or like some viewers call it Tits React.
Speaking of hot things, one of my favorite cartoon shows growing up was Grisu the dragon and this is what taught us about diversity. Nowadays the SJWs put it in everything, especially cartoons but back then you could not talk about these things so they got their message across more subtle. For those who have never seen the show it´s about a little dragon called Grisu whose most burning desire is to become a firefighter. Of course everybody around him never tires of telling him that it is impossible for a dragon to become a firefighter but Grisu doesn´t let that deter him from his dream.
There are a few episodes where he even achieves his goal but one of Grisu´s biggest problems is that he breathes fire whenever he is happy. Like I said this is one of my favorite cartoons because it tells us that we have to follow our dreams even if everybody tell us that it is impossible.
We are staying with the subject of guys in uniform who look good in green although we are flipping the concept of the asian invasion on its head as it was actually an asian country that was invaded during the Vietnam War.
Now if you don´t want to come across as a colossal prick like Super Green Beret on your next visit to Japan you might want to check out our next video that tells you everything you should not do. Some of the things that are addressed - like speaking too loud or eating on the subway - are things you often do in your everyday life without thinking too much about it.
It´s back to kung fu fighting with the Top 10 Martial Arts Comedy Movies not be confused with the Top 10 Eastern Martial Arts Comedies as this list includes such movies like Beverly Hills Ninja or Big Trouble In Little China with Kurt Russell and a very sexy Kim Catrall before she became famous with Sex And The City. She also appeared in the first Police Academy movie but since I put all the stuff about that in a recent spin - off post ( which also has a lot of eastern stuff ) that´s all I´m going to say about it.
We come from the big screen to the small screen with another master of kung fu and it´s the battle of the Ks as Kwai Chang Kane goes up against James Tiberius Kirk in a streetfight match to the finish. Kaaaaaaaaane !
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Who has ever heard of a dragon becoming a firefighter ?
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