Sad Superman Saturday with Neal Adams !

Just the other day I was putting some Neal Adams Superman covers into the respective folder thinking to myself : " It has been a while since my last Neal Adams post. I should do one one of these days. " I never thought it would be because of this. Funny how things work out. Tempus Fugit.

Sometimes we forget how old some of these pioneers of comicbooks are, especially when they still work in the field. Just a few months ago I read FANTASTIC FOUR - ANTITHESIS so it´s kind of weird that Neal Adams just passed away. Naturally I had to stop everything else I was working on to do a tribute to one of my favorite artists from my misspent childhood. And as usual I am putting my own twist on it. In the next few days you are going to see a lot of his groundbreaking work on BATMAN and GREEN LANTERN & GREEN ARROW which is all good and well but with the name of the blog it is obligatory to take a look at Neal Adam´s work that is often overlooked.

Longtime followers of the blog know that I depend on other people for the contents of my posts, so I am always trying to give props to the folks that keep this thing rolling. Case in point, some of the covers in this Neal Adams tribute are from these posts from my former link partner CRIVENS ! COMICS & STUFF ! which has all kind of Superman related posts like a cover gallery with Lois Lane wearing hot pants or Action Comics 414´s Superman vs Superstar ( plus some Metamorpho pages ). What you absolutely have to check out this post about a three part story from Action Comics 351 to 353 in which Superman basically fights Captain Marvel BEFORE he fought Captain Marvel replacement Captain Thunder which was long before he fought the real Captain Marvel in canon DC Comics continuity. Confused ?

Well, I don´t know from which drug induced fever dream this story sprang but in it Superman fights with Zha - Vam the Invincible and if you think that Zha - Vam sounds a lot like Shazam the similarities don´t end there.

More links. I am trying to wrap this post up as quickly as possible ( I still have ten other posts to finish ) but as long as I am working on this I am adding these. We have tribute posts to Neal Adams on fellow link partners COMIC BITS ONLINE ( daiiiimn, LOVE the new look ) and MAN OF BRONZE - which also has a nice gallery of Neal Adams´ more recent work and newer readers of the blog might want to check out the Denny O´Neil interview on COMIC GEEK SPEAK , the Neal Adams interview on COMIC ZONE RADIO and the Neal Adams spotlight from the fine fellows at LOS COMIC GEEKOS .

Today´s animated movie review is about Superman / Batman : Public Enemies which´s art style is a departure from the usual look but it does not capture the essence of Ed McGuiness´ art. This happens a lot when people try to replicate an art style without understanding the reason for this artistic choice. It happened with Batman - The Animated Series as once it became successful everybody was doing it no matter if it fit the cartoon or not. In this movie it is most apparent with Power Girl ( I know, I´m obsessed with her tits but I´m keeping it short and those who suffer from magical boob window deprivation should check out my latest tribute to comic book legend José Luis Garcia - López ) who instead of powerful and sexy just looks weird. Apropos the Maid of Mighty Mammaries, aside from the not - quite - there art this is a pretty faithful adaption of the comic books and you can say what you want about Jeph Loeb´s writing, this has the most realistic use of Power Girl. Within the story but also within the DC Universe with the most famous one being Batman telling Power Girl to distract a horny teenage Toyman with her boob window.

In the comic there are more iconic Power Girl moments, some made it into the movie - like when Toyman uses his x - ray goggles to check out Power Girl´s naked body or when Superman asks Toyman if the rocket he built will do the job and Toyman answers : " Does Power Girl have big .... " only to be interrupted by Batman - and others didn´t - like when Superboy Conner Kent gets trapped in a steel ball cage cramped together with Supergirl Cir - El and he says " Why couldn´t this be with Power Girl ? ".

Apropos Supergirl, one thing that has always baffled me is that with all these different and even alternate versions of her the one thing they´ve in common is that they are all flat chested. It would be cool if somebody would make a new version of Supergirl with a huge rack. I mean keeping in mind that Power Girl is also basically just an alternate if somewhat older version of Supergirl and that Power Girl has boobs out to the wahzoo it stands to reason that being big breasted lies in Supergirl´s future. Clearly with the return of every possible alternative world and parallel timeline to DC´s Rebirth Universe there must be one with a super chested Supergirl.

Keeping the man from Krypton theme going, we have another episode of Inside Of You with Brandon Routh who couldn´t convince comic fans with his portrayal of the Man Of Steel ( although that was more the fault of a bad scipt, a badly cast movie and a director who didn´t understand the character and who was too busy copying the Richard Donner movie ) but totally redeemed himself as the Kingdom Come Superman in ELSEWORLDS.

He also has the Ray Palmer Atom under his comicbook role belt although most people don´t remember - or outright don´t know - that he also played the famous italian supernatural comicbook investigator DYLAN DOG.

For Todays music video I´m going with one I found quite by accident of the great late Roy Clark playing one of the quintessential spanish songs.

Now for some reason Roy Clark seemed very familiar and after a bit of research I can confirm that I saw him on an episode of The Muppet Show.

Speaking of cult tv shows, Ayer Nomas brings us one of its longest and best installments about THE 80s show that broke all the norms and with a surprise guest - star to boot. With spoofs, homages and a relaunch it has become a part of our culture and the term of macgyvering something has found its way into our modern language including an episode of Stargate.

Among the many actors who appeared on MacGyver who later became famous was also cult siren Teri Hatcher who played plucky Penny Parker.

I thought that she was only in one episode but apparently the producers of MacGyver had an eye for talent because Teri Hatcher soon became a recurring character. I think it is fitting to have Teri Hatcher in this post.

Teri played the BEST Lois Lane on tv so far and was the first actress who made it believable that Superman would choose her over the ultimate sex bombs in the Justice League of America like Big Barda or Wonder Woman .

While there were a lot of hot women on the show Teri clearly was the main attraction showing off her bouncing boobies in a lot of sexy outfits.

Teri also was on Desperate Housewives where she showed she still looked rack - tastic and who can forget the famous " I´m not a stripper ! " scene ?

Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her incredible body and dancing skills.

Speaking of impressive skills, I just had to include this live performance and I don´t get the mean comments. Granted, Teri Hatcher may not be the best singer in the world but neither is she as bad as some people paint her. Plus, a performance is about more than just singing, there are also things like delivery and stage presence and in that departement Teri nails it. What´s more this is for charity so cut her some slack. Man, some people are so busy hating on other people instead of enjoying this all star band. I mean, when was the last time you had Teri Hatcher, Mike Delfino, the guy from Heroes and the guy from House MD jamming it out on stage ?

Staying with mind blowing performances, I thought I had made new GIFs of Teri Hatcher´s bonerinducing dance from Tango & Cash but it seems I didn´t or if I did I can´t find it at the moment. One of these days I have to do that - in fact I have to do new versions of all my Teri Hatcher GIFs - but until then here is the best video I could find of her Tango & Cash dance.

And last but not least we have another episode of Cutting Edge about which parts were cut from Tango & Cash for the home entertainment.

Usually I try to avoid having two videos form the same channel in one post but the guys from Ayer Nomas went to all the trouble of going through all episodes of MacGyver to compile the top ten episodes - which naturally includes one with Teri Hatcher as a brabusting saloon girl to boot - and I know how much my faithful followers love a good top ten list. Story time : a few years ago during one of my stays in Spain I was zapping through the channels because there was nothing good on tv when I suddenly stopped at an episode of MacGyver. Since I had never seen that many episodes of that particular show I decided to watch it and it just happened to be the two part story where McGyver ends up in Camelot. Now when they show these episodes on spanish tv they don´t always show them in the proper order and sometimes you have to wait a week until you can watch the continuation. That day they showed both parts so I thought I was in luck but because we can´t have nice things my mother had to drag me to some place just as the second part was getting good. I don´t remember where we went but I know that we either could have gone there after the end of the episode or it was closed or something like that. Afterwards I tried to find the episodes online but to this day I haven´t seen the end of the story which is especially frustrating because at the end of the second episode MacGyver´s first name is revealed. That was a big mystery of the show and the only reason I know this is because of the following video.

Now I couldn´t find the Camelot episodes - or the one with sexbomb Teri Hatcher as a saloon girl - but I found one of the two tv movies they made.

Lately I have included a lot of material from Ayer Nomas since I recently discovered the channel but I know that not all of my readers understand spanish. So since I don´t want anybody to feel left out here is a video about a forgotten tv show with Richard Dean Anderson that sounds cool.

Since we are on the subject of westerns here is THE best space western cartoon. I already included this in a previous post but I decided to take it out again because I found another that fit the topic of the post better.

I think I already posted the original version and the german dubbed version of the first episode so here is the spanish dubbed version of it.

It looks like I am going to finish this post in just three days which would be a new record. At least for the posts I wrote since coming to Spain.

I have mentioned the master of the macabre in a few posts but in 2016 I did a post with two comic adaptions of Edgar Allen Poe stories, The Black Cat by the late Bernie Wrightson from Creepy 62 and The Raven by Richard Corben from Creepy 67 that newer visitors of the blog might want to read.

Since we are already in the realm of mystery and horror Today´s Creature Feature is the 1972 horror thriller When Michael Calls which oddly enough stars Michael Douglas - who doesn´t play the Michael from the film title.

Closing things out for Today we have a video with the master himself.

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Mask of the Zorro Monday with Matt Wagner

So there I was, trying to finish my second Yaya Han Chun Li reader´s request post because of her upcoming birthday. But as I kept adding more stuff about Zorro to the bonus section I thought : " With all this material why not make a full blown post on el Zorro ? " Naturally my first impulse was to make an Alex Toth Zorro post since he is the artist who is mostly associated with that character. Sadly I didn´t have enough material for such a post. That´s when I remembered that Matt Wagner had done a series about el Zorro and boy did that lead me down an entire rabbit hole.

Now those faithful blog followers who have read my two previous Matt Wagner spotlight posts know that he is one of the few artists I follow on facebook. So I knew he had not only written a ZORRO series but also provided the covers. The only problem was that once again I didn´t have enough of those in my Matt Wagner folder so I did a quick search on the internet and found more than I had bargained for. Not only has Matt Wagner done a series on Zorro there is also a series - written by Quentin Tarantion no less - in which Zorro teams up with Django and another one called ZORRO RIDES AGAIN in which a female Zorro - who goes by Lady Zorro - makes her first appearance. Man, I really have been living under a rock. Or more like I´ve lived under a rock on the outskirts of civilization.

Longtime listeners know that lately links have become rare but since I had to do some research for this post there are some I want to include even though I fear they are leaning a bit heavy on the spanish speaking side.

But that´s just how the internet works. Now that I have set up camp here in Spain the spanish websites show up first whenever I am doing a search on the net. I hope you will none the less enjoy Mariano Abrach´s lengthy overview of Matt Wagner´s Zorro series - in spanish - on ZONA NEGATIVA , 13TH DIMENSION 13 Batman covers by Matt Wagner and you can find more about Alex Toth´s Zorro - also in spanish - at UN UNIVERSO DE VINETAS .

And to add insult to injury we start off the bonus material of this post with another episode of Ayer Nomas about the original El Zorro tv show.

But don´t worry, I haven´t forgotten my english speaking visitors. First up we have The Well Of Death from the 1957 Walt Disney produced Zorro starring Guy Williams as Don Diego de la Vega and his alter ego El Zorro.

Next up we have simply Zorro which was called The New Adventures of Zorro in Spain and Zorro - The Black Avenger in Germany starring Efrem Zimbakist Jr as the titular character Don Alejandro de la Vega in the first season and Henry Darrow from the second season forward. In this series Don Alejndro has inherited the mantle of Zorro from his father Don Diego de la Vega who is played by Duncan Regehr. Now this being a 90s tv show - it ran from 1990 to 1993 - I really should not be surprised but I still didn´t expect to find wrestlers like Rowdy Roddy Piper or Jesse Ventura among such cast members like Adam West, Phillip Michael Thomas or Daniel Craig.

We continue my GOODBYE GERMANY tour with Zorro´s Legions Ride Again from the tv series Western From Yesterday ( Western von Gestern ) which is how I watched all those classic westerns in black and white. The show that ran from 1978 until 1986 and its 155 ( !!! ) episodes presented various western short films from the 1930s to 1950s which originally ran circa 60 minutes but which were either cut down to 25 minutes or 50 minutes and shown in two parts. Ah, the germans just love to cut movies especially for tv. The show also included movie serials and among the most popular were Jesse James Rides Again, The Adventures Of Fuzzy Jones and of course Zorro. Also very popular with the german audience were the early movies with John Wayne, Clark Gable, Roy Rogers, Gene Autrey and Richard Dix.

Again, for my english speaking readers - as well as my german followers who want to experience the full and uncut version - here is the complete movie serial of the twelve exciting chapters of Zorro Rides Again ( called Zorro´s Black Whip in Germany ) with John Caroll as James Vega / Zorro.

There are a ton of Zorro movies but I have to include my favorite one and it´s not only because Antonio Banderas inherits the cape of the masked vigilante who was one of the main inspirations for Batman. Sir Anthony Hopkins delivers one of his best performances as the original Zorro and speaking of stunning performances, all natural bra busting 34C - 25 - 36 Catherine Zeta Jones does a sexually arousing dance without getting naked that deserves to be conserved for posterity. And that´s the only downside : you have a ravishing raven haired racktastic living blow up sex doll like Catherine Zeta Jones in the movie and in the only scene where she is topless everything important is covered up by her long hair. She doesn´t even get a chance to show her breast features. It´s an injustice.

By the way, I know there is a sequel of this but don´t even bother as they totally ruined it by trying to make it more kid friendly, bringing in Zorro´s son before he has anything of value to contribute and introducing a story line in which Zorro´s wife seeks independence and emancipation which is not only unnecessary - since Zorro always treated her as an equal - but it also makes no sense. So Catherine Zeta Jones´ body is even more wasted in this one. No, just stick to the first movie and ignore everything else.

Another great part of the movie - at least for a spanish guy like me - is the score and here we have the main theme played with a flamenco guitar.

Coming back to the beginning of the post, while I don´t have enough good material for a full blown Alex Toth Zorro post I want to at least acknowledge his version with a video since it is the most iconic one.

Apropos iconic, when you mention Alex Toth you have to include one of the classic cartoons he worked on and I think we can all agree that Space Ghost - or in this case Fantasma Del Espacio - stands a cut above the rest.

Coming back to Zorro before we take a break for the tittilating torrid teen tittywonder teasers from Teens React ( or how it is more aptly called by millions of horny shut ins around the globe Tits React ) I wanted to include as much stuff about Zorro as possible. And what many people out there don´t know is that the Lady Zorro from Matt Wagner´s comicbook series Zorro Rides Again is not the first female version of El Zorro. In the year 2000 erotic skinflic Zorrita : Passion´s Avenger had 36E ( !!! ) - 24 - 33 midnight movie veteran Shauna O´Brien as the virginal ( don´t worry, this condition doesn´t last very long ) Bella who finds the diary of the famous Zorrita and decides to fight the injustices in her own life by picking up the mantle. While Shauna is as hot as usual even she couldn´t save the uninspired writing and acting in the movie and her nude scenes are the only redeeming quality of this quite deservedly straight to video disaster.

You are way better off watching one of Shauna O´Brien´s other classics like The Mistress Club where she mistakes the tv repair guy for a hired gigolo and completely dicktames the lucky guy like a breeding stallion or the Sex Files : Erotic Possession series where she plays a lapdancer, a role Shauna was literally built for since she got herself some big porn implants.

Since there are - understandably - no clips of Zorrita : Passion´s Avenger on YouTube we make do with the 1974 Zorro movie with Alain Delon.

By the way, since we are on the subject of sex scenes worthy of being included in the Sex Movie Hall Of Fame check out the 1994 thriller The Teddybear in which Alain Delon totally bangs the living daylights out of italian living 34C - 25 - 35 blow up sex doll Francesca Dellera. In the scene Alain Delon really pounds born for porn actress Francesca relentlessly like she owed him money with her writhing in convulsions but the drilling didn´t stop there. Seizing the opportunity to dicktame such an ultimate sexbomb to be his obedient sex slave Alain continued to put Francesca´s porn star body to the test all night long until she agreed to become his personal sextoy well beyond the shooting of the movie had concluded.

Now you might think that a certified men milking machine like Francesca Dellera would have turned the tables on Alain Delon and make him squirt until he can´t get it up anymore but she was already reeling from the treatment she received from Christopher Lambert who slamfucked her brain out six ways to Sunday. But we will come to Christopher later on. 

It´s been a hot minute since I posted something from Teens React but now the videos have piled up so I wanted to feature some of the hot tamales. With a bit of luck I can put these spotlights in my next posts.

We start with blow up sex doll in training Krischelle strutting her stuff and longtime followers of the blog may recall that I predicted that she would be one you should watch since she would become a real contender in the unofficial Miss Tits React Teen competition in the not too distant future.

Man, if the way this nymphomanic teenage sexmachine is stretching out her shirt is any indication she is dicktaming all the boys. She will be a real heartbreaker ( or better dickbreaker ) keeping in mind that her 18th birthday is coming up. By the way does anybody know her measurements ?

I tried to find them and came across a page that has a plethora of pictures of all the Teens React girls - some of whom even I was not aware of. In any case, there were so many pics that I will have to go over the site another day but here I am feeling guilty about posting a few animated GIFs about the lovely react babes and there are websites out there with a truckload of pictures. Man, I was thinking if I should continue posting the videos at all and now I´m finding out that I´m the least pervy guy on the internet.

Sometimes I just can´t help myself and I want to point out the double standards in regards to the comment section where 90 percent of the comments you read are about the boys and how cute they are and you are expected to swallow that. Or at least not mention how annoying it is. But when you comment about Jair´s impressive cleavage or Becca´s unreal XXL breasts you get scolded. Click here for my wife Jair´s breast video .

Likewise Jayka´s best video of all times ( at least until now, I hope she can still top it ) is the dance video where she almost pops out of her skimpy top and constantly has to adjust her bouncing milkshakes . Daimn, it´s no wonder those tight fillipino nymphos took over the entire porn industry.

What has this society come to that quasi - gay - behavior is expected but a normal reaction to a hot girl is seen as something offensive and creepy ?

Man, it´s about time that they have Krischelle do a wet t - shirt car wash or at least a micro bikini / string tanga striptease / lapdance preferably with another react sexbomb like Jair, Becca, Jayka, Rae, or Kennedy.

As black girls Jair and Kennedy are predestined for working the pole and since Jayka is of fillipino descent she would be a natural at this. And I bet she also can spread her legs better than latina Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers.

They could make it a punishment for losing one of these challenges and regular readers may remember that I called " Foul ! " on the constant dog food eating punishment. I mean really, react audience ? There are so many hot react babes at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of dog food. " There are many better uses for those absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game show for example it has become a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.

Krischelle would be perfect for this and it´s too bad that The Bikini Open and other bikini / wet t - shirt shows like the California Girl Bikini Contest or Blue Ribbon Babes are not still around because she would be killing it.

What would be even better ( and therefore would never happen so I´m still rooting for the car wash idea ) is to either put a stipulation that she has to wear a t - shirt ( preferably a really tiny one with a lot of holes ) and for every food she tried she gets doused with a bucket of water.

Or - what I would prefer - she has to wear a wet t - shirt and a tiny g - string that doesn´t cover anything so her private parts would be fully exposed - and work the stripper pole for five minutes for every food.

I ´m sure a lot of React viewers would not mind spending an ejaculation weekend between this juvenile blow up sex doll´s split spread legs. Her boyfriend must give it to her 24 / 7 and don´t tell me she´s still a virgin.

The boys at school must be all over her and even if she somehow manages not to join the cheerleading squad ( we all know their main function is to be used by the horny jocks as cheap blow up sex dolls during their victory penetration parties to vent their sexual energy thus preventing them from ravaging other female students or teachers stretching them out with their schlongs ), the film club ( where they would immediately start shooting one adult movie after another all of them featuring a drugged out Krischelle in a plethora of extremely explicit sex scenes and since they all insist on method acting all the guys in school would pay to join the film club for a chance to Monster Ball Krischelle ) or go to a frat party ( where all men would try to get her drunk enough to become part of the x - rated entertainment as they drag her to the secret back room where they tie her to the bed before taking turns at mercilessly pounding her sweaty body into submission with their big swollen pulsating members due to a viagra overdose ) they would just jump her on her way home.

With her booming teen body all the horny perverts in her class must have noticed that there´s something jumping under Krischelle´s shirt and there must be a considerable number trying to fondle her funbags in gym class.

And I don´t want to think about swim class. I mean a soaking wet Krischelle in a bikini that can only partially cover her teen titties in a pool with dozens of hormonally easily excitable teenagers - must I say more ?

To avoid getting sexually assaulted in the locker room by the entire class she would have to let the perverted swim coach give her private lessons.

They would start with a sextra special breast stroking technique where Krischelle has to stroke the teacher´s horsecock with her mammaries until he has a huge erection, followed by some mouth to dick resucitation plus an extensive session of hardcore deepthroat head first surface diving.

Finally he would break her in with a combination of sidestroking, anal backstroking, turtle stroking ( which in this case is really slow backstroking ) and the crescendo octopus stroking in which Krischelle is penetrated so fast that it seems she is fucked by eight dicks at once. After that the guy would go on dicktaming her in the shower to be his blow up sex doll.

Sex ed must be equally dangerous since her male classmates constantly try to use her booming body for sex practice and the teacher makes her stay late for unannounced oral tests which he tapes just for security reasons.

At recess they are bound to gang up on her, drag her to a deserted spot and force her to massage their big meatpoles with her boobies before it turns into a deepthroat blowjob bonanza. It will be open season on her and if Krischelle is not used and abused by one of the students to be his sex toy during all the occassions there are for banging her into submission like watching a movie ( where they would be all over her tits as soon as the lights go out ), field trips ( either they handcuff her in the back of the bus where they have their way with her or someone pulls her into the bushes ) or other events there are also the teachers who noticed her blossoming body and blackmail Krischelle to let them Harry Weinstein her.

I wouldn´t mind dicktaming Krischelle myself - once she is of legal age of course - although I am not sure how we could get together with all the travel restrictions due to the pandemic. I think the only way would be if she came to Spain, got totally lost and somehow wound up in La Pobla.

WHEN A PROBLEM COMES ALONG YOU MUST WHIP IT, WHIP IT GOOD !

After this - I think much deserved break - we return to the world of El Zorro because even with all the stuff we talked about up until this point there is one thing we haven´t touched upon yet : the cartoons. There have been several versions of the adventures of the masked vigilante so when I read " Zorro cartoon in 3D " in the title of the following video I immediatelly thought it would be one of those new, soulless, completely computer generated 3D monstrosities that kids nowadays are accustomed to and therefore label " good animation " while everything else that is not computer rendered and drawn by hand is automatically seen as " bad animation ". But don´t fear, I have no idea why the " In 3D " is in the description of the video but this is from the classic Zorro cartoon show.

Speaking of hand drawn animation, next up we have The New Adventures Of Zorro from 1997. Man, the 90s are such a treasure trove of animation.

Of course there had to be an anime series which we got in the italian japanese co - production Return Of The Hero - The Legend Of Zorro.

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It isn´t just one man, damn it. It´s el Zorro.