Different people cope with difficult times differently and especially for artists this has been a trying time. One artist who keeps making things bearable is Matt Wagner through his daily quarantine gallery on facebook.
I should not have to explain Matt Wagner since he has worked on Batman and the big trinity for DC Comics although he is best known as the creator of the independent series GRENDEL and MAGE. And for the latter he just concluded a long awaited sequel. Anyway, for a while he has been doing his so called " quarantine gallery " and I have to say it´s become one of my highlights of the day to check out his newest art. At first it was just the usual characters you know and love but more and more Matt Wagner has tried - and succeeded - with doing fantastic interpretations of characters from independent comics, history or cult movies you never expected him to draw. So to make a long speech short I wanted to present some of my personal favorites in this post and if you like them - and I know that you will - check out Matt Wagner´s facebook page for more art goodness.
You know, I have always believed that a great artist can make every super hero costume look good and it shows with Aquaman´s classic costume.
With some artists it looks silly or quaint but other artists - like in this case Matt Wagner - manages to make it look regal and imposing. Speaking of Aquaman, since I probably won´t write any posts about him in the near future I thought I´d share the video of Aquaman going to college. Which is not the Aquaman we all know and love form the Super Friends cartoon ( to which we will come back later ) but somebody who was not born in Atlantis and just taught himself to breathe underwater and talk to fish.
COME OVER BABY THERE´S A WHOLE LOTTA OPPAI SHAKIN GOIN ON
And I don´t want to resort to racial stereotypes that all asian women are natural born prostitutes because of decades of sexual assault but they have the
extra oomph that works better than viagra that makes you extra hard - meaning instead of rock hard you get hard enough to cut diamonds - and makes you hear Me so horny me love you long time !
in your head.
When I first watched the Case Closed
anime I found it a bit creepy that a grown man like Kogoro Mouri was
still such a raving fan of teenage pop idol Yoko Okino but after seeing a few live performances by different j - pop and k - pop groups I must say their stage shows are really sexually charged.
These k - pop idols sing like angels, look like playmates, move like strippers and the suggestive and highly provocative moves of their performances would make anybody but the most seasoned porn stars blush. On top of that the audience often gets a glance at these living blow up sex dolls underwear - if they are even wearing any - and if not their outfits are often so tiny that they don´t leave anything to the imagination being strained to their maximum by the k - pop star´s booming bodies boobies so that they are only mere seconds away from a wardrobe malfunction.
You might remember that in my second post about Joe Staton´s GREEN LANTERN I did a feature on K- Pop artist / actress Jun Hyo - Seong which among other material included this GIF of Jun busting out her best moves.
Well, since then I have gotten a lot of comments on this, especially requests for more information. Now I am the first to admit that I don´t have the biggest knowledge about K - Pop ( as frequent visitors of the blog can attest I often only get aware of certain groups or artists after they have retired ) but I was intrigued myself. So I went on the internet and after various hours of research I can tell you that the GIF above is from one of Jun Hyo - Seung´s performances with her old group Secret of a song called Poison. And besides showing a lot of leg Jun really captured the crowd´s attention with her impressive boobie thrusting technique .
Jiggy Jun Hyo - Seung has always been at the center of attention since she became a fan favorite thanks to her 36A - 23 - 36 measurements but with this bonerinducing move she is taking things to a whole new level.
Daimn, I don´t know where Jun learned her new stripper skills but she has become a real pro at shaking her money makers like there´s no Tomorrow.
Now I have found the live performance of Poison from where the GIFs of boob thrusting Jun from above were taken but not in the best quality.
And I have found the performance from where the first GIF above of Jun showing her stripper skills was taken but sadly the embedding has been disabled so you have to watch it on YouTube . And for everything else I can´t include I found a compilation of the breast parts of 23 live gigs.
Of course I have to include some of Jun´s breast videos and we start off with a few that showcase her wild boob thrusting abilities, followed by three videos with a different ... let´s say focus than the others : in the first one the group changes halfway through from white outfits to the ones with the brown jackets and short shorts and it concentrates on their sexy legs so maybe it´s NSFW ( we all know nobody can spread their legs like those korean nymphos ), we have one with a whole lot of panty shots and the last one ( actually two if you count the backup ) not only has some good boob thrusts by Jun but also some close ups on her girating shorts.
Speaking of shorts, as promised earlier we return to the Super Friends cartoon with an episode about the shorts as well as the lost episodes.
One thing the Aquaman from the earlier video and most of the following versions have in common is that they all grew up in a lighthouse. Which is also the sight of a murder in Today´s feature film, Tormented from 1960. It´s the old story of a jazz pianist who is blackmailed by an old flame just when he is preparing to marry his fiance so he let´s her fall to death but then her dead body appears and disappears over the course of the next few days. I hate it when that happens. In any case the protagonist of our story would have been way better off getting back with his old girlfriend especially since she is played by 44B - 24 - 35 pin up model Juli Reding who looks ten times hotter than Lugene Sanders who plays his bland fiancee.
On the other hand married life is no picnic either and I´m not sure how I would categorize the next skit. Is it comedy, life advice or one long commercial ? That´s for you to decide but anything with Jenny Babas is okay in my book. And I just want to say, if a hasian blow up sex bomb like Jenny was my wife she couldn´t complain because a. ) it´s difficult to talk when you are deepthroating a huge erection and b . ) Jenny would be too busy spreading her legs like a fillipino hooker while I bang her brains out.
From super hot asians we come back to super heroes with another virtual Smallville panel. I have posted one before but like in most of these virtual panels the really big guns were absent so I wanted to include this one that features the holy trinity : Kristin Kreuk a.k.a. Lana Lang ( and the worst Chun - Li ever ), Michael Rosenbaum a.k.a. Lex Luthor ( as well as the animated version of The Flash ) and last but not least Tom Welling a.k.a. Clark Kent a.k.a. Kal - El a.k.a. Superman ( as well as Kaine on Lucifer ).
We have another video from Wanted Adventure about the myth of german beer gardens and I have to say : where is the beef ? I mean, where is the myth ? Beer gardens exist and every country should have at least one.
For those who are not into black and white movies ( I know such people exist because a friend of mine never watches black and white movies and though he calls himself a movie buff he has never seen such classics like CASABLANCAS or CITIZEN KANE ) maybe Killer Clowns From Outer Space is more up your alley. I mean with a title like that they are predestined to be the subject of another brilliant review on Brandon´s Cult Movies Reviews.
From cult movies we come to cult tv shows, in this case the 19th episode of season two of I Spy called The Trouble With Temple guest - starring none other than buxom blonde Carol Wayne. Longtime followers of the blog might remember that I mentioned her in Mike Zeck´s birthday post back in 2016 and if you missed that you absolutely HAVE to google Carol.
The blonde bombshell with the mega inflated body of a living blow up sex doll predestined for the adult industry ( her exact body measures are not known but it is assumed that they were around 39DD - 24 - 35 ) made dreams come true when she did a nude PLAYBOY pictorial in February 1984.
With a curvaceous body that must have been the envy of most porn stars of that time she had many fans who followed her guest appearances on such television shows like I Spy, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. , The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. or The Fall Guy. She had roles in the movies Gunn, The Party and Heartbreakers in which she had a nude scene. Carol appeared in many sketches on The Red Skelton Show but she gained her greatest fame for her 100 plus appearances as the Matinee Lady between 1971 and 1984. In Love American Style she played a secretary that constantly distracts her boss with her big gazongas . She would´ve made one hell of a Power Girl !
We close things out for Today with the second episode of Blackstar because the quality of the first episode on YouTube was too low.
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There is thy gold, worse poison to men´s souls, doing more murder in this loathsome world, than these poor compounds that thou mayst not sell.
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