We are off to a bombastic start on July the 1st with 36E - 22 - 35 ( measurements are subject to change ) sex icon of the decade Pamela Anderson and I´m not exaggerating here since she was the predominant blonde bimbo sexbomb of the 90s. All men wanted to have sex with her, all women wanted to look like her and all casting directors wanted to have her in their projects ( Steven Seagal even tried to put her body to the test on the casting couch but we will take an in - depth look at her claim that Steven Seagal used BAYWATCH cast member Erika Eleniak like a cheap blow up sex doll in Tomorrow´s MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE special ) or at least the next Pamela Anderson or at least a Pamela Anderson - lookalike.
Pam is always portrayed as a dumb blonde but she and Debbe Dunning had the same starting conditions. Which were a certain degree of fame due to exposure on shows like Baywatch and Home Improvement and a body that could cause the number of sold copies of men´s magazines to skyrocket .
Still somehow Pamela has managed to make a successful career out of it while Debbe´s artistic highlight is Jessica Rabbit in Misery Brothers.
The most famous of a veritable plethora of incredibly hot women that went through the revolving casting doors of BAYWATCH is without any doubt Pamela Anderson and it is beyond belief that so far I have only mentioned her in the first ever Casting the Justice League of America movie post where I naturally cast her as Power Girl ( a role she was born to play ). Because Pam An was not only the very first candidate in my hugely popular SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob - centric blog.
No, she also is on my TOP TEN MOVIE STRIPTEASE list thanks to her boner inducing wet & wild opening scene from the movie adaption of Dark Horse Comics BARB WIRE. Most of this was cut off in the german version which is one of the reason why the movie flopped so much in movie theaters while the video cassette of the original US version became such a huge success.
David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).
Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of Baywatch in an article from 2003 . Pam admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man I wanted and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking. "
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
On July the 2nd of 1986 we have luscious Lindsay Lohan and the height of her racktastic development every man, teenager, prepubescent boy or horny shut - in used her 36D - 24 - 35 measurements as jerk - off material / viagra substitute dreaming about putting her booming teenage body to the test. She was every male´s wet fantasy and there was a website that had a countdown to her eighteenth birthday when it would be finally legal to have wild marathon squirt orgies with blow up sex doll Lindsay Lohan.
I envisioned Lindsay Lohan as the regular Supergirl and she even got her very own JLA CASTING post which not many cult sirens have. Of course I would take her from her best time when her big boobs were so out of control Disney had to shrink them down digitally in Herbie Fully Loaded.
We skip almost two weeks and make our way to Germany on July the 14th with dicktamer Daniela Haak, who went full frontal with Judith Hildebrant - fellow member of the famous 90s eurodance project Mister President - and bared everything within the pages of the german PLAYBOY magazine.
To give you an idea of how popular they were in Germany at that time : not only were they inside in a raunchy nude pictorial, they also graced the cover of the June issue in 1998 which was the first time that somebody else than the Playmate Of The Year was pictured on a June cover. Ever.
They had hits like I´ll Follow The Sun , Up´n Away or Coco Jambo and had one gold album, one platinum album and one that went gold and double platinum, two gold singles and one that won silver, triple gold and double platinum. Now as with most eurodance acts a big part of their success was the way they dressed which included a lot of wonder bras ( which had their high point in the 90s ) and not much more clothing as they showed in their sexually charged live performances or on the talk show circuit like during their famous appearance on the Harald Schmidt Show back in 1998 .
Staying with singing sexbombs on July the 15th 1963 we have 80s sex symbol extraordinaire 41E ( !!! ) - 23 - 37 Brigitte Nielsen and I mentioned her in the first post about italian pop sensation Sabrina Salerno and in my MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE WITH EDDIE MURPHY SPECIAL post . She was one of the busty centerfolds who tried to turn her notoriety into vinyl gold.
So she wanted to cash in on that popularity and tried her luck together with Falco from Vienna best known for his worldwide number 1 single ROCK ME AMADEUS. They sang BODY NEXT TO BODY although Brigitte Nielsen´s real contribution to the video clip was shaking her enormous moneymakers in a little black shirt that was barely bigger than a napkin.
I remember staying up late at night way beyond my bedtime to secretly tape the video because they didn´t show it on tv before midnight.
On July the 17th we have another quintessential 90s playmate with 34D - 25 - 35 Liv Tyler lookalike PLAYBOY´s Miss November 1998 Tiffany Taylor.
On July the 18th we have one of the hottest blondes ever featured within the pages of PLAYBOY : 36C - 25 - 35 Audrey Landers. And since she is always mentioned in the same breath as her even sexier sister - not twin - Judy I will write about both in this part and skip it on Judy´s birthday.
WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS or ANDERE LANDERS, ANDERE TITTEN
Audrey is best known as Afton Cooper on Dallas which featured just a plethora of babes like Stacy Sanchez, Michelle Johnson, Priscilla Presley, Coleen Camp, Charlene Tilton, Deborah Shelton, Morgan Fairchild, Barbara Carrera, Tracy Scoggins, Claudia Christian, Lesley Anne - Down, Victoria Principal or Janine Turner . Still Audrey who together with her sister Judy Landers was one of the hottest commodities of that time stood one cut above the rest and they surely knew how to squeeze their big talents the right way. They could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole.
Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the stunning Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.
WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN
The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is just a poor version of Nikki since she got her boobs inflated to pornstarsize. But back to the Landers.
Both of these blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.
AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOTING BACKFIRES
In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.
They thought it would help the direction of their career and that the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to more mature roles. Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.
Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to live a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters. There have been a few attempts to do a reality show with the sisters but their everyday life turned out to be too boring for the networks and since they refused to spice it up to get more viewers nothing ever came out of it.
There was more about the Landers sisters in a recent post but because that part got longer and longer I gave them their own cult siren entry .
Who really did have a nude pictorial in PLAYBOY is 34D - 24 - 34 bikini busting beachbody Charisma Carpenter, our candidate on July the 23rd.
Cult tv bikini sexbomb Charisma Carpenter is best known as Cordelia Chase on Buffy and the spin off Angel although Today´s kids may better know her from her recurring role on Veronica Mars which means they missed a lot of scorching bikini scenes with Charisma´s huge 34D beach balls.
One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed she still can deliver the goods.
In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission. Daimn !
Speaking of babes born to wear bikinis - if anything at all - on July the 24th we have wrestling sexbomb Torrie Wilson who posed twice for PLAYBOY thanks to her 36D - 25 - 36 measurements. So far she hasn´t gotten her own cult siren entry and has only been mentioned because it´s common knowledge that Billy Kidman drilled Torrie whenever he could while the rest of the Filthy Animals really lived up to the name by taking turns banging Torrie Wilson´s pornstar body into submission when they were on tour. Which was on three hundred ( that´s right, 300 !!! ) days of the year. Rumor has it Konan was especially eager at dicktaming Torrie.
The line between manager, valet and sex slave has always been blurry in wrestling and it is a well known fact that Arne Anderson used Tylene Buck as his personal blow up sex doll because he claimed he could help her with her career and other members of the NWO - no pun intended - like Scott Hall frequently used all the valets for shall we say recreational purposes.
Later on the degenerates from Misfits In Action subjected Tylene to all night sex position warfare and she really served under canadian Lance Storm who together with the other members of Team Canada tag teamed relentlessly pumping the busty blonde until she became a willing member.
Another great television moment in wrestling history had to do with the consequences of a fight in which Golddust lost Terri Runnels to Flying Brian Pillman and all the wrestling fans wishes came true when he made her wear a skimpy leather porn outfit. I don´t know if he really used Terri like a fillipino prostitute in his hotel room to vent his uncontrollable sexual stamina and nobody´s talking about it so we can get no real confirmation.
Besides participating in the usual badly shot WWE Diva videos like Divas in Hedonism , Divas Tropical Pleasure or Postcards from the Carribean ( the only WWE Diva video I can really recommend is Divas Undressed because the main part is a competition and therefore they could not screw this up ) another of Terri´s greatest moments in wrestling history was when she competed in the Miss Rumble Contest during the Royal Rumble in 2000.
Not only did she wear a suit that left little to the imagination - her entire backside was practically naked - she also knew what the audience wanted and leaned wide over the top rope to the point where she almost fell off.
I also have to give props to nubian sex goddess Jaqueline who seldom got as much play as she deserved for being an afro american wrestler with huge melons. Her swimsuit barely covered anything and her giant 38E milkshakes were in full effect. Of course the WWE had to ruin the end - like they do in most bikini, swimsuit, wet t - shirt or other Diva contests that could arouse their audience - by bringing on some old wrestling fossils. I don´t know why they have to be so giant erection stoppers.
Thankfully nothing like that happened with our next candidate as we encounter 36D - 25 - 35 Monique Sluyter on July the 27th, best known as one of the hosts of TUTTI FRUTTI and I just love wikipedia because I have never heard it be described anywhere else as a soft - porn tits - out show but I guess it kind of was . One of the main attractions was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv she also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.
Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of posts like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.
But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .
And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .
Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ).
Starting the month of August we have two birthdays on the 6th of the month, the first one in the year 1963 with 36D - 24 - 36 Playmate of the Month in January 1988 and Playmate of the Year 1989 Kimberly Conrad who is best known as the second wife of Hugh Hefner which strangely sounds like either a very bad horror flick or an truly excellent erotic movie.
Speaking of erotic movies, the second candidate from August the 6th is from the year 1968 - or 1964 the internet is not clear on that one - and it´s none other than Showgirl´s brunette sexbomb, 35C - 24 - 33 Lisa Boyle.
Yep, Lisa Boyle was in Showgirls and you probably didn´t know she also appeared in Bad Boys, Face / Off, Lost Highway or The Nutty Professor either. Because she´s best known for her pictures in PLAYBOY and the over 25 Playboy magazine Special Editions where she was often paired with Patricia Ford, her roles in such erotic classics like Friend Of The Family, Midnight Tease, Dreammaster - The Erotic Invader and I Like To Play Games Too or her recurring role on cult sitcom Married With Children.
She played Fawn, one of Kelly´s bosom buddies - with a huge emphasis on the bosom part - and constantly outshone Christina Applegate like in this scene from the episode Spring Break - Part 1 from season 10 where she really pushed her 35Cs so tightly together in her tiny red bikini top when she´s leaning forward that I totally forgot that Christina was in the shot.
On August the 10th we have another tv vixen with 36B - 25 - 38 Claudia Christian. I haven´t written a cult siren post yet but she earned her spot in my aforementioned TOP TEN MOVIE STRIPTEASE list for The Hidden.
The film is still shown on tv mostly because of the raunchy striptease by Claudia Christian who is best known from another sci fi show, Babylon 5 by comic writer J. Michael Strazynski where she plays hot Commander Susan Ivanova. Although I doubt Claudia wore anything as skimpy as this on it.
In the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper ( a role for which Claudia was born ) who gets taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s pornstar body is literally fuck a guy to death. Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body to pump his giant boner dry in many positions.
Closing out the month of August - and this part of my Hugh Hefner tribute - on the 12th we have 32C - 23 - 34 bikini / swimsuit model extraordinaire Linda O´Neal whom I cast as Zatanna in the part of my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series that also includes Tylene Buck and most of the other hot swimsuit models / wrestling babes from the second part of this year´s Tylene Buck birthday tribute that´s all about the IRONMAN swimsuit videos ( Tylene Buck is on volumes 3 , 4 and 5 ).
Finally I can post the episode of Unhappily Ever After with Linda O´Neil.
Since I mentioned his series Little Annie Fanny - which was published in PLAYBOY - in this post here is another video about Harvey Kurtzman.
Another video that I wanted to post as soon as possible is what may be Torrie Wilson´s breast moment in wrestling history. Breast referee EVER.
For all my german readers who may only know the version that is in the german version of the movie here is Pamela anderson´s uncut opening striptease scene from Barb Wire. Which is another of these comicbook movie adaptions that often is forgotten because it´s an indie comic.
Speaking of striptease, Pamela Anderson and forgotten things how many out there remember Stan Lee´s short lived cartoon series Striperella ?
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