In fact, two months alone are a stretch for most of these posts but I don´t want to make a post for each month. Because making 12 posts for Hugh Hefner might be taking things a bit too far. Luckily we don´t have that many PLAYBOY - related birthdays in May and June and we start off on May the 22nd. Although we have four candidates on that day. The first one, born in 1970 is nubian sex goddess Naomi Campbell who became one of the very first supermodels thanks to her 34C - 24 - 37 measurements.
Naomi also was in a few music videos during the 80s and 90s like George Michael´s Freedom that also featured Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, Christy Thurlington and Cindy Crawford. As usual Mtv only showed the full video after midnight and even though I have seen it a hundred times I´m not sure if you can see nipple in the parts with Naomi Campbell or not.
We also have to thank Michael Jackson for letting Naomi strut her stuff In The Closet. Yes, besides being a music icon and making the best music videos ever he brought the hottest sexbombs into out homes like Ola Ray, Lisa Dean, Tatiana Thumbtzen, Lisa Mary Presley, Iman not to forget his sisters Latoya and Janet. When the video was shot there was a lot of speculation about if there really was something going on between Naomi and Michael ( you can read some of it in this post ) but as always when a music video treads the line between softcore and porno and has such sex goddesses in it only the involved persons know what really went down.
Our next candidate from May the 22nd is 40E ( !!! ) - 28 - 38 wrestling hardboy Tracy Brookshaw a.k.a. Traci Brooks, the real t and a of TnA.
Since it has been a long time since I watched wrestling I don´t know if " the private secretary I always wished I had " is still active - or if there still IS a TnA wrestling federation for that matter. The last thing I heard was that Traci was used and abused by Eric Bischoff ( how I envy that lucky S.O.B. ! ) and not only figuratively speaking. Apparently she paid him " sexual favors " on three occasions in the hopes to get promoted to boss of the knockout division but after he used her as his own personal blow up sex doll in every imaginable position ( and boy did he ever ! ) he gave the position to Karen Jarrett. Since Traci always used her pornstar body to get what she wants I couldn´t really feel sorry for her but I always enjoyed seeing her in the ring and she even got fully naked for PLAYBOY magazine.
It´s no wonder that Robert Roode was banging her six ways to Sunday when she was his manager. Who wouldn´t love to give this personal secretary some special oral dick - tation ? Even CM Punk had straight edge penetration marathons with Traci and he didn´t do it only every Monday.
Upgrading our dynamic double dee duo to a tittilating trifecta is one of the most famous page three girls and if you think Traci Brooks 40E melons were big hang onto your boners because Katie Price can even top that with her erection guaranteeing 32FF ( later reduced to 32D ) - 24 - 34 measurements. Katie started her career as a model at the young age of 13 for a clothing line and unbeknownst to her the project´s photographer was a convicted paedophile who insisted to shoot her in underwear.
Aside from being inside and on the covers of countless men´s magazines like FHM, Maxim, Nuts, Front, Zoo Weekly, Sky, Esquire, Loaded, Ice, Elle and Vogue she appeared in six volumes of Playboy's Book of Lingerie from 1997 to 1999 and in 2002 she was shooting a cover to run in PLAYBOY when Hugh Hefner invited her to spend three weeks at the Playboy mansion.
Her competing for the right to represent the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest 2004 was not as successful as her autobiography, Being Jordan, which got surprisingly positive reviews and became a massive bestseller and the 4th bestselling autobiography of all time in the UK. Jordan : A Whole New World, her second autobiography, was released January 2006 and has so far sold nearly 400,000 copies. Her first autobiography has sold 500,000 copies so far, while the second sold 300,000 within just the first 6 weeks of its release. In Summer 2006 the novel Angel, a work of fiction, by Katie Price was published and hit the bestselling lists across the country.
Completing the funbag foursome from May the 22nd is the german´s favorite Fräuleinwunder next door, the charismatic Linda Hesse .
She became quite successful in a short period of time thanks to her signature tight tight pants / t - shirt and suspenders look ( okay, and her banging physique ), her smile that can melt steel and her overall cheerful personality. With all of her success she has managed to stay down to earth which you really can´t say about most people who made it in Germany.
Usually I´m not a big Schlager fan but I´m making an exception for Linda.
Luscious Linda used to be on everybody´s ears so she decided to give her faithful fans an eyeful. After finishing her new album she couldn´t get out of her clothes fast enough to show that she still can cause huge erections among her followers with 30 years ( or like Linda calls it her dirty thirty ).
Initially Linda never wanted to pose for PLAYBOY because she´s " not the type of girl who does nude pictures " but in the end it took less to cross that boundary and to let it all hang out than Linda thought. Which is a godsend for her horny fans because she does it like a real professional.
On May the 24th we come to our first Andy Sidaris related birthday in this part and another icon of pop culture with austrian 36C - 24 - 36 stunner Sybil Danning, a real queen of the b - movies. She was a topless wonder in the 70s and much of the 80s which earned Sybil her own cult siren entry .
Sybil is a sexbomb from my youth who has " upgraded " a lot of tv series ( she was on Der Kommisar, Derrick, Vegas, Simon & Simon, Masquerade, The Fall Guy, Deadly Nightmares, Street Hawk, Superboy and The Lair ) and b - movies like Chained Heat, Herkules with Lou Ferrigno and Andy Sidaris second Boobs & Bullets movie Malibu Express with her presence.
On May the 25th we find the buxom 34D - 24 - 36 Shannon Stewart, a model, actress and the Playmate of the Month June in 2000. And while you may not know it you may be familiar with her body since a picture of Shannon was used for a fake nude picture of pop culture cutie Jolene Blalock as vulcan babe T´Pol, the sex massage addict with the inbuilt automatic Pon Farr nympho mode. Yup, the one with the suspenders.
Under an agreement with the Vulcan High Command and Earths Starfleet T´Pol was placed aboard the NX - 01 Enterprise as Science and Executive Officer, serving under Captain Jonathan Archer. However the hot alien would eventually be brainwashed into " serving under " Commander Charles ' Dubya ' Tucker the Third, while under the effects of Trellium D.
A Trellium - drugged out, semi emotional vulcan love slave with great curves and a killer rack - what's not to like about that ? Her exotic sex appeal transformed Commander Tucker into Commander Fucker who had mul - t´pol orgasms thanks to the ancient forbidden vulcan sexmassages.
I know that T´Pol claimed it was something else but we all know what vulcan " body relaxation massage " really stands for. T´Pol was just needy for Tucker´s earth meatpole because while Phlox gave her the idea to practice the vulcan massage it was T´Pol who went all " Kama Sutra on acid " on Tucker. And she was so turned on by their all night long midnight olympics sex marathon sessions that she had to use the old " it´s just for scientific reasons " schtick to relentlessly bang Tucker into submission.
Not that he put up much resistance to her since he´s been whacking off to her body since their first sessions in the decontamination chamber.
Okay, she didn´t repeat the sex experiment after finally banging Tucker silly ( which is the first rule of every scientific research - not having wild sex......but to repeat the experiment ) but it is not know if it was because of disappointment or because she was afraid she would like it too much. And in the mirror universe he even helped her out during Pon Farr.
You might have seen shapely Shannon in one of her eleven PLAYBOY videos or the eight PLAYBOY special editions she appeared in although it almost didn´t happen. Shannon was in L.A. for a modeling job that fell through and was ready to go home and let the modeling thing go. Thankfully a friend told her not to go home until she gave PLAYBOY a shot and she became a playmate instead of getting her degree in animal behavior and working at a zoo or something. What a waste that would have been.
We come to a sad anniversary with the late Ashley Massaro on May the 26th but I wanted to include her in this list so that I can post another match with her. Which for some reason get deleted from YouTube and at this point I have given up trying to replace them in my old posts. So if you come across her in some of them and the video is not there anymore you don´t have to bother writing a comment. Usually I appreciate it when my followers let me know if a video was deleted - after all I can´t constantly check over 1,170 posts 24 / 7 - but in this case I´m making an exception.
Ashley made her debut winning the 250,000 $ 2005 RAW Diva Search thanks to her 36C - 24 - 32 hardbody beating out Layla El and Elizabeth Mikloski.
Ashley was never the most successful WWE Diva or the best female wrestler but she was still a great athlete with incredible muscle control, she had a lot of fans, she always was in a good mood and always made a great show. And not only because of her very skimpy wrestling outfits.
Before getting into wrestling Ashley was a very successful model who was Miss Hawaiian Tropic USA in 2002 and Miss Hawaiian Tropic in August 2004 and posed nude for PLAYBOY in 2003, 2004 and 2007 ( the first two times under the name Mackenzie Ryan ) which helped her gain a lot of fans.
Closing out the month of May on the 29th we have one of the biggest celebrities in the entertainment business with Latoya Jackson and back in the 90s everybody thought she would become the sex icon of the Jackson family that is known all over the world since she was naked in PLAYBOY.
A few times. Plus there was a special PLAYBOY video with Latoya being completely naked that I bought. Now it´s my number one sex fantasy of all times, the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson - the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks - whom we all lust after so my Latoya post is mainly a comparison between her and nympho Janet. The outcome should not surprise any longtime readers of this blog.
Naturally I couldn´t let the opportunity pass to post more videos with Latoya Jackson, especially if one of them is a rare live performance of Be My Playboy from her album Bad Girl at a US Air Force Base in Sussex.
For June I only got two birthdays but it´s a double dee whammy because they are both on the same day : the 12st. First up we have our second Andy Sidaris related birthday - and our first Baywatch related one - with PLAYBOY´s Playmate of the Month for May 1994 , Shae Marks . This hot mix of cherokee, irish and french who had her breasticles enhanced to her new 34D - 23 - 34 measurements had cameos on Married With Children ( alongside Donna D´Errico whom we already covered in part two of this PLAYBOY countdown ), Baywatch , Viper, Renegade and Black Scorpion ( if you don´t know what Black Scorpion is check out Joan Severance´s 2018 cult siren entry but we will also meet her in the last part ) but is best known for Andy Sidaris Day of the Warrior and Return to Savage Beach .
Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.
And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
Speaking of big mammaries and ultimate sexbombs who were just born for the stripper pole, meet real life blow up sex doll Ashley Alexa who is just a walking marathon sex orgy waiting to happen. Sadly she has not appeared in any adult movies although she clearly has the body for it and she also does not do nude photo shootings - at least according to her website.
Thankfully she made one exception for PLAYBOY. But I can understand that she does not do naked photo shootings. I mean, the lucky guys probably have a hard time ( no pun intended ) as it is keeping their raging woody in their pants when they are snatching bikini pics of her. If she starts posing nude the penetration invasion is almost guaranteed. Now you might ask why I went to Ashley´s website and the answer is so I could share some information with all who are interested to know more about her. Which is probably everybody. Ashley was born in Miami on June the 12th in 1985 which makes her 34 years old and her measurements are 34E - 25 - 36.
Holey Moley ! She really is a fantASStic dream babe. I bet she has problems remembering her boyfriends faces since she always looks the other way.
You know, this would be my second dream job after comic creator : making pictures of hot sexbombs like Ashley Alexa wearing only the tiniest string bikinis that have even less fabric than dental floss. And not only would I get see every inch of her body I also would get to tell her to get down and spread her legs like a dirty slut. Because it would be part of my job and it would be what I have to do to take the sexiest pictures possible of her.
And Ashley would not rebuff me like other women, on the contrary she would even be eager to do it and do it right. And I would be like : " Can you spread your legs a bit wider, Ashley ? You know, like dem horny asian prostitutes do. " and she would do her best to spread them apart as wide as humanly possible. Oh lord, she really has earned the name ASS - hley !
Having T´Pol in the post gives me an excuse to make an all science fiction bonus section starting with a rather recent find, the first episode of the web series Star Trek : Renegades with Walter Koenig and Corin Nemec.
There are not a lot of videos about the Star Trek comics that I haven´t posted yet so here is one about Storm, one of the biggest science fiction comics in Europe. It was Don Lawrence´s second big hit after The Trigan Empire and it even had a spin - off series about busty redhead sidekick Ember, The Chronicles Of Ember, detailing her life before she met Storm.
Closing our post is the original anime Outlanders and my younger brother used to read the manga which was one of the first mangas published by Dark Horse Comics together with Caravan Kidd both by Johji Manabe.
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