Sunday, March 05, 2017

Reposted birthday cult siren Jolene Blalock

Today one of tv´s hottest sci fi babes, Jolene Blalock celebrates her 42nd birthday. She is of course best known for playing T´Pol on ENTERPRISE.

From all the alien sexbombs on all the different Star Trek tv series T´Pol is on the top of my list. STAR TREK VOYAGER stuck Jeri Ryan and her big tits in a skin - tight suit in the show after Season 3 as 36DD drone of Borg Seven of Nine but ENTERPRISE just went and put the alien blow up sexdoll in the main cast of the show right from the pilot episode. Thanks, guys.

Sub - Commander / Commander T'Pol was the hottest vulcan sexbomb in the history of the universe and Enterprise's version of said Barbie of Borg ( read more about Jeri Ryan and the hot Star Trek women in her post ).

Under an agreement with the Vulcan High Command and Earths Starfleet T´Pol was placed aboard the NX - 01 Enterprise as Science and Executive Officer, serving under Captain Jonathan Archer. However she would eventually be brainwashed into " serving under " Commander Charles ' Dubya ' Tucker the Third, while under the effects of Trellium D.

I mean a Trellium - drugged out, semi emotional vulcan love slave with great curves and a killer rack - what's not to like about that ? Commander Fucker.....I mean Tucker had mul - t´pol orgasms thanks to the forbidden vulcan sexmassage....I mean T´Pol´s vulcan " body relaxation massage ".

Although I have to say T´Pol was also needy for Tucker´s earth meatpole because while Phlox gave her the idea to practice the vulcan massage it was T´Pol who went all " Kama Sutra on acid laced steroids " on Tucker.

She was so turned on by their midnight olympics that she had to use the old " it´s just for scientific reasons " schtick to bang him into submission.

Not that he put up much resistance to her since he´s been whacking off to her body since their first sessions in the decontamination chamber.

He even slipped Doctor Phlox a few bucks to get some quality time alone with T´Pol in decontamination like most of the horny males on board.

But he only managed to get her to strip and put the detox lotion all over his body with her boobs the first halfdozen times. It was totally worth it.

Okay, she didn´t repeat the sex experiment after finally banging Tucker silly ( which is the first rule of every scientific research - not having wild sex......but to repeat the experiment ) but it is not know if it was because of disappointment or because she was afraid she would like it too much. And in the mirror universe he even helped her out during Pon Farr.

There is this rumor that Pon Farr,the thing that turns all female vulcans into absolute nymphos worse than a cat in heat, was just a cheap attempt by the writers to get a bigger male audience. Well, I`m up for anything that lets T´Pol show her naked body. I bet the line to her bedroom goes through the whole ship during that period of the year and all the male " members " of the crew are taking turns at her as long as it lasts. Too bad the " Captain´s privilege " means he can cut line whenever he wants.

Now Pon Farr sounds hot and all, but I´m not sure I could wait another seven years before a lass like T'Pol wanted to explore her biological urges.

Although you would probably need seven years just to recover from getting your brains banged out by T´Pol every day during Pon Farr.

Jolene Blalock's Vulcan portrayal helped keep Star Trek : Enterprise in the limelight, but it was her time spent in decontamination and applying " neuropressure " to colleagues that re - ignited my warp engines.

Reading some online threats you could think Jolene Blalock was the first actress on Star Trek who was brought in to sex the show up. But as a matter of fact Marina Sirtis was on tv long before rocking the cleavage and the best parts of some episodes were Marina breathing heavily.

There are even some online rumors - but there´s probably no truth to it - that her role was supposed to be the ship´s telepathic sexdoll. In the first draft Deanna Troy wasn´t the ship´s counselor but rather the " ship´s consolation officer " a orgasmic priestess from the planet Betasex skilled in all known sex techniques to be used by the male crew for stress relief.

Because of their telepathic abilities the women from Betasex were ideal prostitutes and they also had a very high pain threshold and were very resilient so their clients could go for it. Which happened very often when they were working at some mining outpost frequented by sexstarved aliens with dozens of huge reproductive organs or big slimy tentacles.

Anyway, that´s just a silly rumor and there´s probably nothing to it. I mean the whole concept would never have passed american tv censors.

What is strange is the fact that for someone who is just supposed to give people advice she wore a pretty sexed up outfit that would totally defeat the purpose of counseling. All her male customers would be thinking about ripping her uniform off and banging her brains out and knowing it would be really uncomfortable. I guess the reason why they only made her kind of telephatic was that if she knew what the male crew members were thinking she couldn´t walk ten feet in the Enterprise and would never visit the bar. Speaking about the bar, if her role was to give people sage advice why did Guinan do basically the same ? So while still unverified the idea of Deanna Troi not only as the ship´s cleavage but also the ship´s adult entertainment system does have its merit. On the other side we know that the holo deck was used for the same thing. It´s so confusing.

What I could verify is that in the original draft Deanna Troy was supposed to have three breast, Tasha Yar had an unhealthy sexual crush on Wesley Crusher and Captain Picard couldn´t help but noticing  the ship´s Doctor Beverly Crusher´s natural walk resembles that of a striptease queen. Oy. Anyway, click here for more GIFs of Doctor Crusher´s and Deanna Troi´s space yoga and The 21 Times Dr. Beverly Crusher Was Your Fashion Idol .

That´s all for Today´s post, happy 42nd Jolene and many happy returns !

We continue with the celebrity birthdays in the video section and first up is german MILF Barbara Schöneberger a.k.a. Boobara Schöneberger or Barbara Schöne Berge depending on which Freudian Slip you tend to.

The talk show host / tv presenter who likes to see herself as a comedian and entertainer turns 43 but I think she could have made quite a career if she would have used her obvious talents more ( 40DDs at her best time ).

I´m not saying she should have done adult movies but her agent did her a disservice when he let her go in the singing / comedy direction when her body was clearly made for nude sex scenes in rated eighteen movies.

Two other hot cinema sexbombs celebrate their anniversaries on this very day. Eva Mendes ( 43 ), who was in two comic adaptions, none of them very good : GHOST RIDER, which is considered to be the " good " Ghost Rider movie after SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE and Frank Miller´s THE SPIRIT movie. At least you can see Miss Mendes´ naked buttocks in the last one.

You also get a quick glance at her fantastic backside briefly in Training Day.

Daimn, Eva has the prototype of a perfect heart shaped ass. I bet Denzel was really happy that she reconsidered quitting her acting career to star in that movie because you know he tapped those luscious latin nalgas  !

Speaking of naked buttocks and things that suck hard, if there ever was a movie actress whose full bodied, luscious lips were just made for giving men oral pleasure without end it´s skin flick veteran Rena Riffel who turns 48. The bendable blonde wiggled her whats - it in such cult movies like Undercover Heat, Showgirls and Striptease but also appeared in the god awful Mulholland Drive. Well, everybody can slip up. Anyway, she has upgraded a lot of bad movies with her appearances so thanks for that.

Since I covered most of Today´s birthdays last year - and I could not find a music video by MC Solar I had heard before - I want to include a few from the pile I usually skip. But since I am already hard one the razor´s edge about what is still safe for work I am wiling to include a few riskier ones.

Now Showgirls has gone from being the allegedly worst movie of all time to one of the most common guilty pleasures with a cult following and Rena Riffel who starred in it has even managed to finance a sequel Showgirls 2 - Penny´s From Heaven ( no, this is not an error since Penny is the name of Rena´s character in the first movie ). You can find the trailer and some clips at YouTube but there is no doubt that the production standards are not as high as in the original movie. Rena also starred in Striptease and I finally found the making off but I think I am saving that one until my next Demi Moore post and instead I am including the much post poned video with fitness guru Zuska Light ( I have no idea if that is her real name or what ) who could easily take it up with Jolene Blalock or Elizabeth Berkley.

I picked this one because of her outfit which really emphasizes her big bust and slender midsection ( just look at those ill abs ) and it being one of the few available in a high resolution and normally she explains every workout in a extra video step by step - how to do the exercises, possible alternatives if you can´t do strenuous exercises and how to breathe - but the embedding on that one has been disabled so you have to look for it yourself. And no matter if you actually do the exercise or just watch her doing it I am guaranteeing that at the end you will be covered in sweat.

The next video is not risky in a sexual explicit way but there is a warning before the actual trailer so I think it´s safer to put it here than in a regular post. This is for Stan Lee´s Lucky Man, a show I was not aware of which apparently is already in its second season. As far as I can make out the main protagonist comes into possession of a charm bracelet that grants its wearer constant luck. Which sounds like a dream come true but apparently this luck comes at the expense of others. I don´t know if this show is well known in America but here we didn´t hear anything about it. With all the constant buzz about upcoming shows like Iron Fist or Legion you might think they would make a bit of promotion for this but I guess the fact that they didn´t is because Stan Lee did not make this show together with the Disney guys. Does anybody out there have more information on this ?

I want to dial things down and close the post with a final birthday shoutout to the late great Jean Tabary who created one of the best comics in the whole world Iznogoud ( or Isnogud if you live in Germany ) about which I already wrote a lengthy post after his passing in 2009 .

Usually I don´t have that many comic related videos for my german readers but I found this clip - from arte naturellemente - about Jean Tabary´s son who seems to have inherited his drawing talent and continues the series.

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