Sunday, April 19, 2020

MILF Massita Marlene Mourreau - the return

As longtime readers may have noticed there hasn´t been a lo of activity on the blog for the last two weeks but I just couldn´t postpone my re - post of french / spanish tv mega MILF Marlene Mourreau any longer.


But before we come to the reason for that I have to mention that while there may not have been a lot of visible activity on the blog I have been working on it almost non stop. Just not on the new posts. I have worked on a plethora of old posts adding newer, bigger and better animated GIFs but I will explain how that came to be in detail in my second post about comicbook writer James Robinson - which is still unfinished at this point.


I hope I can get back to that very soon but for now let´s get back to Marlene Mourreau and since it has been five years ( !!! ) since she finally got her solo post I am including her part from my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series. Which I am thinking about re - posting.


Originally posted on Sunday, October the 11th, 2015

We have another finished post which not only means it´s time to carve another notch in the belt but also another JLA casting post. In this case it is another solo post in what seems to become a neverending series.


I guess it´s my own fault for being such a damn perfectionist that I not only want to put the best stuff I can into these posts ( pictures, videos, links ) but also everything I can find that´s even remotely comic related.


Now this post is kind of a strange one in the sense that it starts about american comics - namely the JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE comic by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Bart Sears - and then continues with the european theme as it goes to spanish comics ( and one might argue der german Comicalben ) by way of Today´s hot Justice League of America candidate MILF Marlene Mourreau who was born in France but spent most of her career in Spain. So we´re kicking it totally european style Today.


One of the clever things the writers did on JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE was play with the situations that arise when americans - in this case super powered americans - are abroad and especially when they are in France.


I don´t want to bash americans or talk about the strange relationship they have with France - on one side they think all french are scaredy milksops who can´t wait to surrender themselves but on the other hand if you want to conquer american women just use a fake a french accent and they are swooning. Which explains why Gambit has such a huge fambase.


It´s kind of schizophrenic that on one side american don´t think very much of the french populace but where food, movies, music, art and even comic books are concerned they look to France for the gold standard.



Anyway, what I wanted to mention about americans when they are abroad is that usually they don´t speak the language of the country they visit.


And why should they go to the trouble of learning another language when they speak the easiest language ? And everybody in the whole wide world speaks english, right ? Well, there are bound to be problems when the members of the european branch of the Justice League wind up in one of the places that has the same attitude towards foreign languages : France.


To save themselves from further embarrassment and as a sign of goodwill all members of the Justice League Europe ( except Elongated Man a.k.a. Ralph Dibny who already speaks french ) have to attend french classes.


Unbeknownst to our heroes a group of their arch enemies ( that´s easier to use than arch nemesisses, nemesissies ? ) have the same problem.


Of course they all end up in the same french class which leads to one of the funniest issues of the series. Which is why I did a special post that has the original art for the complete issue. Longtime readers may remember that the idea for the members of the Justice League Europe to attend french classes came from their liaison person Catherine Colbert whom I cast with the wardrobe malfunction prone queen of explicit nude scenes, french sex doll Sophie " Tits Out " Marceau in the first part of this series .


The french sexbomb is best known in the US for appearing in the Bond flick THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, and outside for taking her clothes of in such classics like MES NUITS SONT PLUS BELLES QUE VOS JOURS ( my nights are more beautiful than your days ) or DESCENT AUX ENFERS ( Descent into hell ) - where she appeared in nude scenes with Claude Brasseur who played her father in the romantic hit comedies LA BOUM and LA BOUM 2 which caused all kind of outrage at this perceived incest.


Her first nude scene was in HAPPY EASTER with Jean Paul Belmondo which I have to confess to have lying somewhere and still haven´t watched. She was 18 at the time she made the movie and paid the movie studio Gaumont money to get out of her contract to be able to do nude scenes.


What a trooper. In the movie she´s Jean Paul´s lover but when his wife returns a bit early from her vacation he says she´s his daughter from his ex. Sophie also starred in the horror movie NE TE RETOURNE PAS ( don´t turn around ) opposite Monica Bellucci which is like a dream sandwich.


I put her in the finale of the Hollywood Edition of Casting The JLA Movie series as Wonder Woman but now I´m tending more towards Big Barda.


Coming back to Sophie Marceau, not only does she drop her clothes very often she also shows great cleavage like in THE MUSKETEERS REVENGE ( or The daughter of D´Artagnan like it´s called in Germany ) that has one of my favorite scenes with her. D´Artagnan´s daughter ( Sophie Marceau ) is captured by the villain of the movie to be sold off to a brothel, but only " to the sleaziest one where they waste the whores very quick " as she says. The guy who has to sell her bitches starts complaining that at the price he has to get for her he´ll never get rid of her. At which point the bad woman tells him that in this case he should be glad, ripping open Sophie´s shirt and revealing her gorgeous breasts which shuts him up. 


I still have not bought THE MUSKETEER`S REVENGE because for some reason it´s only available on DVD in Germany and priced very high. One might think it could be because of the nude scene but most of Sophie´s movies include some and the majority of them are not very expensive,


Writing this section is always a nice reminder of things that I planned to do and still have not been able to do and I really should get some of her movies. There is always so much to do that some things are put on the backburner for too long. One of these days I should get LA BOUM and the sequel to re - watch, once for the nostalgia but also because it has been really a long time since I first saw them and I don´t remember much of it.

I was probably too young to appreciate Sophie´s emerging teenage sexual appeal or more concerned about comics and I had completely forgotten her astonishing impression of Cyd Charisse from Singing In The Rain.


Which I have just re - watched two days ago. After writing about her repeatedly in the last few days I decided to get both Singin´ In The Rain and An American In Paris ( which is my favorite musical ) so I can watch them again. And as I could not fit everything about Cyd Charisse in those post´s bonus section I decided to give Cyd her own cult siren entry .


Coming back to JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE, having the team clash with the language barrier was not the only way they used the european setting.


They also introduced the french super heroine Crimson Fox who was basically Batman but with a few twists. While the Crimson Fox was also rich in her secret identity she didn´t become a hero to avenge someone´s death but because she thought it would be fun and exciting. And the Crimson Fox was many women, in fact two twins who owned a parfume company and both fell in love with Metamorpho. Both of them sadly ended up dead at the hands of a super villain and in the Green Lantern series a third Crimson Fox was introduced in the ONE YEAR LATER story who said that she was related to the first two Crimson Foxes but that was never elaborated further and now with the NEW 52 I don´t think it will be.


And that´s enough comic book foreplay for Today so let´s get started :

Marlene Mourreau as Crimson Fox ( Vivian and Constance D'Aramis )

I already mentioned Spain´s ultimate MILF Marlene Mourreau in this post where you can find much more videos with her hot live performances.


French actress / singer / exotic dancer Marlene Mourreau would be my choice for Crimson Fox and not only because she looks like her famous namesake. Or because she was in the SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series.


She´s just absolutely hot, in fact one of her clips was even too hot for french tv and couldn´t be shown before midnight. Seeing her it´s hard to believe that she never did any porn but I think she would be great in her role. She got the look of the perfect trophy wife who´s a hurricane in the bedroom but you can´t get. I bet her " french " is extremely satisfying.


Unlike some of the other cast members I would take Marlene from her later period as her boobs got better with age and she looked hotter than when she was younger. She turned into one of the hottest MILFs on the tube ever so it´s no stretch to cast this foxy lady as the Crimson Fox.


And yes, I have used the picture above before in my post about all the german Condor Comics Verlag published but since I never got around to explain how Marlene Mourreau was connected to that I thought longtime readers would like to finally get the answer to that question right here.


Now you are probably anxious to find out about spanish sexbomb Marlene Mourreau´s comic connection since I have already mentioned it twice.


Model, pin up, dancer and actress Marlene Mourreau was born in Neuilly - sur - Seine, France on the 19th of April, 1969 and her father was the driver of german singer and actress Marlene Dietrich so he named his daughter after her. Marlene´s career began in 1985 when she was elected as " First Maid of Honor of Miss France 1986 " which was followed by a three year long model career with the agencies V. I. P. and Metropolitan.


In 1990 Marlene took her first striptease steps on television with the erotic programs VENUS, EMOTION and SEXY ZAP for station M6, some of these were later broadcast in Spain where she spent most of her career.


During the 90s Marlene came to spanish tv screen under José Luis Moreno with whom she worked on various programs. One of her first tv jobs was co - presenter of a weekly show with Jesús Vázquez that was broadcast on autonom channels so she could show her naked boobs every episode.


You´re probably asking when I´ll come to the comic connection. Well, the combination of funny but average looking guy and hot sexbomb who takes her clothes off occasionally was so successful that Marlene co - presented another show NO VEAS which was a funny sketch show with Pepe Viyuela.


Here are the only Marlene clips I could find on YouTube from NO VEAS :




And Pepe Viyuela played Filemon in the spanish hit comedy ( number 1 in cinemas that year ) MORTADELO & FILEMON : THE BIG ADVENTURE .


Now the movie was the first adaption of F. Ibanez´ classic MORTADELO & FILEMON comic ( it´s one of Spain´s best selling series ) with real actors.


The series was published as CLEVER & SMART by Condor Verlag and it was so successful they did a 2nd edition at the same time as the regular one.


For those who have never heard of the series, I wrote a lengthy post about it - and all of the other series spanish comic book icon Francisco Ibáñez worked on - back in 2017 and I did a second post with a plethora of covers from different countries just last month . And that´s Marlene Mourreau´s comic book connection : you could say she presented a tv show with the guy of one of the most recognized comics in Spain.


So now that this is cleared up here is a video from one of Marlene Mourreau´s hot live performances. This one is from french tv.



Now a few weeks ago - while looking for episodes of Que Apostamos ?`with Ana Obregon - I also came across some episodes of El Semaforo ( the traffic light ) which was kind of a talent show and it was one of Marlene Mourreau´s first gigs. After going through all the shows I could find I am including what is - at least in my opinion - the best of the bunch.


Marlene is wearing the definition of a Fuck Me - dress and there was only one instance where Marlene was wearing an even sexier dress. At least that I am aware of. Remember that I was only in Spain during the summer so I have no idea what her wardrobe looked like for the rest of the year.


Anyway, the one dress that I saw and which looked even hotter than the one she is sporting in this episode of El Semaforo was on an episode of the comedy sketch show No Veas and it had even less fabric than this one.

The back cleavage was so deep that you could see the beginning of her butt crack and from the side you could see the top part of her buttocks.

But the breast feature from the side were her rack - tastic funbags since the dress was cut in such a way that her nipples were completely covered but aside from that you could see the full contour of her supple breasts every time she was filmed from the side. Which was a lot ! So throughout the show Marlene was showing almost her complete sideboob ! Sadly I haven´t found any clips from that particular show and there are not that many videos from No Veas with Marlene Mourreau on YouTube anyway.


Coming back to Today´s episode of El Semaforo this dress covers up more although because the fabric is very thin it doesn´t really leave anything to the imagination as you can clearly see every inch of her spectacular body and her hard nipples are poking through. I am not sure if she is even wearing any underwear beneath it. She is not completely naked but it´s the next best thing as she is wearing a bit more than drapes. No wonder this candidate is completely distracted by this ultimate blow up sex doll.


He is trying to tell his story but he constantly keeps peeking at Marlene´s perfect puppies and gets so excited that he grabs Marlene to demonstrate the climax of his tale - no pun intended. And he´s not the only one whom Marlene gets excited, none of the candidates can keep the hands off her.


The second reason why I think that this is the best episode of El Semaforo is that Marlene Mourreau does an incredible song and dance number that shows that she didn´t choose her stage name at random.


Here is the full show which first aired on the 8th of December in 1995.



Now I didn´t want to just re - post some old stuff with Marlene Mourreau so here is another episode of El Semaforo and even if Marlene is not wearing such a bonerinducing dress as in the video above she has a little song and dance number in black underwear. Sadly the picture quality was not high enough to warrant making a GIF but it´s still worth watching.



As for Marlene´s solo performances those took mainly place on spanish tv after midnight which had a lot to do with the fact that she didn´t wear much clothes to begin with and got rid of the little she did wear very quickly. The pornographic appearances of the french blow up sex doll were always so sexually charged and her stage outfits so skimpy that she almost got banned from spanish tv. And everyone who has seen the heavily sexual content they show on spanish tv knows that it takes a lot to get banned.


Now for literally years I have used an animated GIF like the one above as an example for Marlene Mourreau´s sexually charged live performances but I could never include the video of that particular live erection perfection.

Well, Today while looking for something completely different for one of the old posts I was working on I finally came across a video of it and I had to post it right away as long as it´s on YouTube. Which is the main reason why I did this whole impromptu Marlene Mourreau birthday tribute post.



As always I can´t let the opportunity pass to include a few more videos for those readers who skip the whole cult siren stuff. And since this post is about una tia cachonda I am trying to do an all spanish bonus section starting with a comicbook you ought to read before you die : Invincible ( or Invencible in spanish ). People tend to forget great books but because this one has concluded it´s easier to calculate how much money you are going to spend on it. The only thing that I regret is that I read this one in trade because the hardcover compendiums look absolutely unbeatable.



Speaking of unbeatable, Today´s tv clip comes from the Batman tv show and has the Green Hornet and Kato - played Bruce Lee - as guest stars.



Speaking of legendary asian pop culture imports, in the spanish title it says Centella but I believe it´s the anime classic Devil Man by Go Nagai.



We are staying with guys who use dark powers to battle the forces of evil with The Black Mill. The movie is one of the many fairy tale movies the former East German Republic was known for. Since they were not allowed to make movies with any political slant - aside from pro Russian - fairy tale movies were a big thing and they even found their way to West Germany and the rest of Europe. The Black Mill is a version of Krabat ( if you have no idea what that is check out my big Krabat post or the more recent re - post from 2016 ) that is more faithful to the roots than the version of Krabat by Otfried Preußler and Jurij Brezan which was the basis for the wonderful animated movie by Karel Zeman. And we are not talking about the german live action movie. Anyway, I may have posted this before but right now I can´t find the post and since these videos tend to get deleted from YouTube pretty fast I am including it here even if it´s not in spanish.



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