MILF Massita Marlene Mourreau - the return

As longtime readers may have noticed there hasn´t been a lo of activity on the blog for the last two weeks but I just couldn´t postpone my re - post of french / spanish tv mega MILF Marlene Mourreau any longer.

But before we come to the reason for that I have to mention that while there may not have been a lot of visible activity on the blog I have been working on it almost non stop. Just not on the new posts. I have worked on a plethora of old posts adding newer, bigger and better animated GIFs but I will explain how that came to be in detail in my second post about comicbook writer James Robinson - which is still unfinished at this point.

I hope I can get back to that very soon but for now let´s get back to Marlene Mourreau and since it has been five years ( !!! ) since she finally got her solo post I am including her part from my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series. Which I am thinking about re - posting.

Originally posted on Sunday, October the 11th, 2015

We have another finished post which not only means it´s time to carve another notch in the belt but also another JLA casting post. In this case it is another solo post in what seems to become a neverending series.

I guess it´s my own fault for being such a damn perfectionist that I not only want to put the best stuff I can into these posts ( pictures, videos, links ) but also everything I can find that´s even remotely comic related.

Now this post is kind of a strange one in the sense that it starts about american comics - namely the JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE comic by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Bart Sears - and then continues with the european theme as it goes to spanish comics ( and one might argue der german Comicalben ) by way of Today´s hot Justice League of America candidate MILF Marlene Mourreau who was born in France but spent most of her career in Spain. So we´re kicking it totally european style Today.

One of the clever things the writers did on JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE was play with the situations that arise when americans - in this case super powered americans - are abroad and especially when they are in France.

I don´t want to bash americans or talk about the strange relationship they have with France - on one side they think all french are scaredy milksops who can´t wait to surrender themselves but on the other hand if you want to conquer american women just use a fake a french accent and they are swooning. Which explains why Gambit has such a huge fambase.

It´s kind of schizophrenic that on one side american don´t think very much of the french populace but where food, movies, music, art and even comic books are concerned they look to France for the gold standard.



Anyway, what I wanted to mention about americans when they are abroad is that usually they don´t speak the language of the country they visit.

And why should they go to the trouble of learning another language when they speak the easiest language ? And everybody in the whole wide world speaks english, right ? Well, there are bound to be problems when the members of the european branch of the Justice League wind up in one of the places that has the same attitude towards foreign languages : France.

To save themselves from further embarrassment and as a sign of goodwill all members of the Justice League Europe ( except Elongated Man a.k.a. Ralph Dibny who already speaks french ) have to attend french classes.

Unbeknownst to our heroes a group of their arch enemies ( that´s easier to use than arch nemesisses, nemesissies ? ) have the same problem.

Of course they all end up in the same french class which leads to one of the funniest issues of the series. Which is why I did a special post that has the original art for the complete issue. Longtime readers may remember that the idea for the members of the Justice League Europe to attend french classes came from their liaison person Catherine Colbert whom I cast with the wardrobe malfunction prone queen of explicit nude scenes, french sex doll Sophie " Tits Out " Marceau in the first part of this series .

The french sexbomb is best known in the US for appearing in the Bond flick THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, and outside for taking her clothes of in such classics like MES NUITS SONT PLUS BELLES QUE VOS JOURS ( my nights are more beautiful than your days ) or DESCENT AUX ENFERS ( Descent into hell ) - where she appeared in nude scenes with Claude Brasseur who played her father in the romantic hit comedies LA BOUM and LA BOUM 2 which caused all kind of outrage at this perceived incest.

Her first nude scene was in HAPPY EASTER with Jean Paul Belmondo which I have to confess to have lying somewhere and still haven´t watched. She was 18 at the time she made the movie and paid the movie studio Gaumont money to get out of her contract to be able to do nude scenes.

What a trooper. In the movie she´s Jean Paul´s lover but when his wife returns a bit early from her vacation he says she´s his daughter from his ex. Sophie also starred in the horror movie NE TE RETOURNE PAS ( don´t turn around ) opposite Monica Bellucci which is like a dream sandwich.

I put her in the finale of the Hollywood Edition of Casting The JLA Movie series as Wonder Woman but now I´m tending more towards Big Barda.

Coming back to Sophie Marceau, not only does she drop her clothes very often she also shows great cleavage like in THE MUSKETEERS REVENGE ( or The daughter of D´Artagnan like it´s called in Germany ) that has one of my favorite scenes with her. D´Artagnan´s daughter ( Sophie Marceau ) is captured by the villain of the movie to be sold off to a brothel, but only " to the sleaziest one where they waste the whores very quick " as she says. The guy who has to sell her bitches starts complaining that at the price he has to get for her he´ll never get rid of her. At which point the bad woman tells him that in this case he should be glad, ripping open Sophie´s shirt and revealing her gorgeous breasts which shuts him up. 

I still have not bought THE MUSKETEER`S REVENGE because for some reason it´s only available on DVD in Germany and priced very high. One might think it could be because of the nude scene but most of Sophie´s movies include some and the majority of them are not very expensive,

Writing this section is always a nice reminder of things that I planned to do and still have not been able to do and I really should get some of her movies. There is always so much to do that some things are put on the backburner for too long. One of these days I should get LA BOUM and the sequel to re - watch, once for the nostalgia but also because it has been really a long time since I first saw them and I don´t remember much of it.

I was probably too young to appreciate Sophie´s emerging teenage sexual appeal or more concerned about comics and I had completely forgotten her astonishing impression of Cyd Charisse from Singing In The Rain.

Which I have just re - watched two days ago. After writing about her repeatedly in the last few days I decided to get both Singin´ In The Rain and An American In Paris ( which is my favorite musical ) so I can watch them again. And as I could not fit everything about Cyd Charisse in those post´s bonus section I decided to give Cyd her own cult siren entry .

Coming back to JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE, having the team clash with the language barrier was not the only way they used the european setting.

They also introduced the french super heroine Crimson Fox who was basically Batman but with a few twists. While the Crimson Fox was also rich in her secret identity she didn´t become a hero to avenge someone´s death but because she thought it would be fun and exciting. And the Crimson Fox was many women, in fact two twins who owned a parfume company and both fell in love with Metamorpho. Both of them sadly ended up dead at the hands of a super villain and in the Green Lantern series a third Crimson Fox was introduced in the ONE YEAR LATER story who said that she was related to the first two Crimson Foxes but that was never elaborated further and now with the NEW 52 I don´t think it will be.

And that´s enough comic book foreplay for Today so let´s get started :

Marlene Mourreau as Crimson Fox ( Vivian and Constance D'Aramis )

I already mentioned Spain´s ultimate MILF Marlene Mourreau in this post where you can find much more videos with her hot live performances.

French actress / singer / exotic dancer Marlene Mourreau would be my choice for Crimson Fox and not only because she looks like her famous namesake. Or because she was in the SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series.

She´s just absolutely hot, in fact one of her clips was even too hot for french tv and couldn´t be shown before midnight. Seeing her it´s hard to believe that she never did any porn but I think she would be great in her role. She got the look of the perfect trophy wife who´s a hurricane in the bedroom but you can´t get. I bet her " french " is extremely satisfying.

Unlike some of the other cast members I would take Marlene from her later period as her boobs got better with age and she looked hotter than when she was younger. She turned into one of the hottest MILFs on the tube ever so it´s no stretch to cast this foxy lady as the Crimson Fox.

And yes, I have used the picture above before in my post about all the german Condor Comics Verlag published but since I never got around to explain how Marlene Mourreau was connected to that I thought longtime readers would like to finally get the answer to that question right here.

Now you are probably anxious to find out about spanish sexbomb Marlene Mourreau´s comic connection since I have already mentioned it twice.

Model, pin up, dancer and actress Marlene Mourreau was born in Neuilly - sur - Seine, France on the 19th of April, 1969 and her father was the driver of german singer and actress Marlene Dietrich so he named his daughter after her. Marlene´s career began in 1985 when she was elected as " First Maid of Honor of Miss France 1986 " which was followed by a three year long model career with the agencies V. I. P. and Metropolitan.

In 1990 Marlene took her first striptease steps on television with the erotic programs VENUS, EMOTION and SEXY ZAP for station M6, some of these were later broadcast in Spain where she spent most of her career.

During the 90s Marlene came to spanish tv screen under José Luis Moreno with whom she worked on various programs. One of her first tv jobs was co - presenter of a weekly show with Jesús Vázquez that was broadcast on autonom channels so she could show her naked boobs every episode.

You´re probably asking when I´ll come to the comic connection. Well, the combination of funny but average looking guy and hot sexbomb who takes her clothes off occasionally was so successful that Marlene co - presented another show NO VEAS which was a funny sketch show with Pepe Viyuela.

Here are the only Marlene clips I could find on YouTube from NO VEAS :




And Pepe Viyuela played Filemon in the spanish hit comedy ( number 1 in cinemas that year ) MORTADELO & FILEMON : THE BIG ADVENTURE .

Now the movie was the first adaption of F. Ibanez´ classic MORTADELO & FILEMON comic ( it´s one of Spain´s best selling series ) with real actors.

The series was published as CLEVER & SMART by Condor Verlag and it was so successful they did a 2nd edition at the same time as the regular one.

For those who have never heard of the series, I wrote a lengthy post about it - and all of the other series spanish comic book icon Francisco Ibáñez worked on - back in 2017 and I did a second post with a plethora of covers from different countries just last month . And that´s Marlene Mourreau´s comic book connection : you could say she presented a tv show with the guy of one of the most recognized comics in Spain.

So now that this is cleared up here is a video from one of Marlene Mourreau´s hot live performances. This one is from french tv.



Now a few weeks ago - while looking for episodes of Que Apostamos ?`with Ana Obregon - I also came across some episodes of El Semaforo ( the traffic light ) which was kind of a talent show and it was one of Marlene Mourreau´s first gigs. After going through all the shows I could find I am including what is - at least in my opinion - the best of the bunch.

Marlene is wearing the definition of a Fuck Me - dress and there was only one instance where Marlene was wearing an even sexier dress. At least that I am aware of. Remember that I was only in Spain during the summer so I have no idea what her wardrobe looked like for the rest of the year.

Anyway, the one dress that I saw and which looked even hotter than the one she is sporting in this episode of El Semaforo was on an episode of the comedy sketch show No Veas and it had even less fabric than this one.

The back cleavage was so deep that you could see the beginning of her butt crack and from the side you could see the top part of her buttocks.

But the breast feature from the side were her rack - tastic funbags since the dress was cut in such a way that her nipples were completely covered but aside from that you could see the full contour of her supple breasts every time she was filmed from the side. Which was a lot ! So throughout the show Marlene was showing almost her complete sideboob ! Sadly I haven´t found any clips from that particular show and there are not that many videos from No Veas with Marlene Mourreau on YouTube anyway.

Coming back to Today´s episode of El Semaforo this dress covers up more although because the fabric is very thin it doesn´t really leave anything to the imagination as you can clearly see every inch of her spectacular body and her hard nipples are poking through. I am not sure if she is even wearing any underwear beneath it. She is not completely naked but it´s the next best thing as she is wearing a bit more than drapes. No wonder this candidate is completely distracted by this ultimate blow up sex doll.

He is trying to tell his story but he constantly keeps peeking at Marlene´s perfect puppies and gets so excited that he grabs Marlene to demonstrate the climax of his tale - no pun intended. And he´s not the only one whom Marlene gets excited, none of the candidates can keep the hands off her.

The second reason why I think that this is the best episode of El Semaforo is that Marlene Mourreau does an incredible song and dance number that shows that she didn´t choose her stage name at random.

Here is the full show which first aired on the 8th of December in 1995.



Now I didn´t want to just re - post some old stuff with Marlene Mourreau so here is another episode of El Semaforo and even if Marlene is not wearing such a bonerinducing dress as in the video above she has a little song and dance number in black underwear. Sadly the picture quality was not high enough to warrant making a GIF but it´s still worth watching.



As for Marlene´s solo performances those took mainly place on spanish tv after midnight which had a lot to do with the fact that she didn´t wear much clothes to begin with and got rid of the little she did wear very quickly. The pornographic appearances of the french blow up sex doll were always so sexually charged and her stage outfits so skimpy that she almost got banned from spanish tv. And everyone who has seen the heavily sexual content they show on spanish tv knows that it takes a lot to get banned.

Now for literally years I have used an animated GIF like the one above as an example for Marlene Mourreau´s sexually charged live performances but I could never include the video of that particular live erection perfection.

Well, Today while looking for something completely different for one of the old posts I was working on I finally came across a video of it and I had to post it right away as long as it´s on YouTube. Which is the main reason why I did this whole impromptu Marlene Mourreau birthday tribute post.



As always I can´t let the opportunity pass to include a few more videos for those readers who skip the whole cult siren stuff. And since this post is about una tia cachonda I am trying to do an all spanish bonus section starting with a comicbook you ought to read before you die : Invincible ( or Invencible in spanish ). People tend to forget great books but because this one has concluded it´s easier to calculate how much money you are going to spend on it. The only thing that I regret is that I read this one in trade because the hardcover compendiums look absolutely unbeatable.



Speaking of unbeatable, Today´s tv clip comes from the Batman tv show and has the Green Hornet and Kato - played Bruce Lee - as guest stars.



Speaking of legendary asian pop culture imports, in the spanish title it says Centella but I believe it´s the anime classic Devil Man by Go Nagai.



We are staying with guys who use dark powers to battle the forces of evil with The Black Mill. The movie is one of the many fairy tale movies the former East German Republic was known for. Since they were not allowed to make movies with any political slant - aside from pro Russian - fairy tale movies were a big thing and they even found their way to West Germany and the rest of Europe. The Black Mill is a version of Krabat ( if you have no idea what that is check out my big Krabat post or the more recent re - post from 2016 ) that is more faithful to the roots than the version of Krabat by Otfried Preußler and Jurij Brezan which was the basis for the wonderful animated movie by Karel Zeman. And we are not talking about the german live action movie. Anyway, I may have posted this before but right now I can´t find the post and since these videos tend to get deleted from YouTube pretty fast I am including it here even if it´s not in spanish.



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It´s Spanish Sunday with Francisco Ibáñez !

Going through the birthday list for my post on Todd McFarlane´s AMAZING SPIDER - MAN I realized that I forgot the birthday of one of the biggest names in the spanish comic industry and since my last post on him was in 2017 ( !!! ) it´s about time to do the follow up post I promised my readers.

In our first post there were not as many covers from Francisco Ibáñez ( I know that in the last post where I mentioned him I got his name wrong, sorry ) most famous series MORTADELO Y FILEMON as I hoped and more stuff about all of the other series he did so this post will have only covers from MORTADELO Y FILEMON. To illustrate into how many languages the series has been translated I have given preference to those covers where I also have a version from another country. Well, that and super hero spoof covers. Basically anything with Superman. Naturally the comicbook covers from Germany were the easiest to obtain - and also have the best quality - while some of the other covers are of a very low quality. I had to let go of a few ones that were just too small to post since I didn´t want my readers to go blind just because of this post but I kept most of the other covers. 

By the way, it seems that the ability of the german readers to understand purely visual gags has diminished - or at least the faith of the editorial staff of the german publisher Condor Verlag in them being able to do so - because in the second editions of the albums they felt the need to add some text. Or maybe they were not sure the covers were funny enough.

By the way, since I forgot to mention it Francisco Ibáñez Talavera celebrates his 84th anniversary and he is part of the spanish comic bedrock and most famous for Mortadelo y Filemon but also created such well known comics - at least in Spain - like Botones Sacarino, Don Pedrito, Rompetechos, Pepe Gotera y Otilio, Tete Cohete or Rue Del Percebe 13.

But like I said, the most well known is Mortadelo y Filemon which has been translated into many languages and I think in England it was called Flip and Flap. Here in Germany it was called Clever & Smart and it has been coming out forever. Not as long as in Spain where the series is still going on but I remember that during all my time in school and while doing my apprenticeship to become a car mechanic Clever & Smart was a steady presence. And the series sold so well that they actually did two editions side by side - one with new albums and one with reprints. I don´t exactly know when they stopped publishing the series in Germany but they just announced this year that they are continuing. I also mentioned Mortadelo y Filemon in my JLA movie casting solo post of spanish / french sexbomb Marlene Mourreau because there is a connection to that classic comic and you can check out her post if you are curious what that connection is.

Since I almost never get the chance to write about stuff from my tierra I want to include some clips with the aforementioned Marlene Mourreau.



Despite being french she has worked mostly on spanish tv either as a guest or host on various shows or with her x - rated dance numbers. As a fixture of spanish tv she also appears in the gala of Best of Telepassion.



As for Marlene´s solo performances those took mainly place on spanish tv after midnight which had a lot to do with the fact that she didn´t wear much clothes to begin with and got rid of the little she did wear very quickly. The pornographic appearances of the french blow up sex doll were always so sexually charged and her stage outfits so skimpy that she almost got banned from spanish tv. And everyone who has seen the heavily sexual content they show on spanish tv knows that it takes a lot to get banned.

Sadly I have not found Marlene Mourreau´s scandalous performance of Salome - see GIF above - so we have to make do with another video.



Writing this part has made me realize that it is high time that I did a proper cult siren post on Marlene Mourreau since I haven´t really posted that many good pictures or information of her in her JLA casting solo post.

Before we start with the comicbook / pop culture / cult sirens section I have to give credit to the fine folks without whom making this post would not have been possible. As always I found the best scans while making this post which is why it wasn´t as long as expected. Because instead of going with 23 covers and including all the different versions I just selected 23 covers since a lot of the covers in the initial version were from the same countries. Going with my initial plan would have been unnecessarily long and boring and another benefit is that I still have a lot of material left for my next post. Anyway, those who don´t want to wait that long can check out more covers from the greek version Andirix ke Somfonix here , here and here , the version from the Netherlands Paling En Ko here and the turkish version Dörtgöz Ve Dazlak here . This website has a few more international versions but the scans on the last two are so bad that I couldn´t use many of them. So if anybody out there knows where I can find better scans of Dörtgöz Ve Dazlak or any other international versions of Mortadelo y Filemon please let me know through the comments below.

We come to the anniversaries for March the 15th and a ragazza all my longtime readers are very familiar with since it is nothing less than the 52nd birthday of my favorite cult siren - quite literal - italian singing sexbomb of the 80s extraordinaire Sabrina " Bouncing Action " Salerno.

Ah, you just gotta love the good old times of 80s music videos where you could build an entire career out of a white, transparent slipping bikini top.

Sabrina was mostly known for two things ..... well, actually three things : the twins ( obviously ! ), lots of wardrobe malfunctions of the tiniest outfits that were riding up or wet t - shirts and see - through bikinis.

At the time Sabrina Salerno, the cult siren with the obligatory bouncing action was at the height of her popularity in Germany thanks to her worldwide number 1 smash hit Boys Boys Boys ( which was especially popular in those countries that showed the uncensored version of her video where her tiny bikini top could not contain the singing sexbomb´s huge melons ) and various articles in teen publications like Bravo and Popcorn and nude pictorials in adult men´s magazines like Penthouse.

So they had to invite her to Formel Eins which was the music tv for german teenagers. The show was a total train wreck, they always cut the videos because the producer of the show was in Bavaria and they are very catholic and prudish down there. When Sabrina was there as a guest they didn´t play her video and told her she had to do a live performance. Which was obviously more than they bargained for because Sabrina began to shake rattle and roll her boobs up and down like there´s no Tomorrow.

Of course they were appalled but they could not do anything against it. The camera man tried to prevent the worst by doing a lot of close ups and just filming Sabrina´s head but as you can see it didn´t help that much.



While Sabrina´s biggest rival in the pop charts was british Busenwunder Samantha Fox they became friends behind the scenes despite what the tabloids printed. In light of Samantha Fox´s recent revelation of being a lesbian - or at least bi - sexual - this gives their relationship an entirely new raunchy dynamic. As Samantha Fox stated in a recent interview :

" People always tried to build up this rivalry between myself and Sabrina Salerno because we both started around the same time and we both had big breasts. She was the hot italian ragazza with the dark hair and I was the british blonde bimbo but after we met we quickly became friends. "

Sabrina was a lot of fun and sexually very active. The first time she invited me to her hotel room she had handcuffed a guy with a giant erection to her bed and asked for my help to fuck him straight. Apparently he was her bodyguard and when Sabrina tried to have sex with him he told her he was gay but because he had a huge cock Sabrina was determined to pump him dry. At first I wanted to leave but after a few bottles of champagne I found myself naked in bed with Sabrina, squeezing this huge towering erection with my tits against hers while the tip disappeared in Sabrina´s deep throat again and again and again. Before I knew what was happening Sabrina lifted me up an threw me upon his rockhard boner and while I was still reeling from being impaled by his ever growing manhood she removed his gag so she could hear how effective she was at dicktaming the guy by the volume of his screams as he came - and we made him scream a lot.

I don´t know if he was really gay and me and Sabrina turned him straight with our all night ejaculation sensation marathon or if he just pretended to be gay because he didn´t want to loose his job for not having sex with his boss and we turned him into a sex freak. All I know is that he quit his job the next day to become a dancer for his all time wet sex dream the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who is a well known sex maniac and insists on inspecting all her new employees - orally.

He probably used her as his personal sex toy while they were on tour.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy. I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

Daimn, now that I think about it there was one concert they had to cancel because Janet´s voice was gone. That pervert probably had her screaming her lungs out while he was relentlessly hammering her into submission with his giant swollen appendage - all night long, don´t stop.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

From that point on we had a few fuck flings with various young and well endowed studs and I guess that she must have had a suspicion about my sexual orientation because a few times after she got me sufficiently drunk she said she just had to find out how many dildos she could fit into me. Of course they were always extremely long double dildos with strange shapes and hidden special features and she gave as good as she got. Sometimes even better because there was this one time where she attacked me with a fourty inch monster and normally that means twenty inches for each one but the crazy slut somehow managed to impale me with a full 30 inches.

I tried to stop her from stretching me out but she was like possessed and wouldn´t stop her merciless assault. Sabrina had a dance formation so she was a pro at doing the splits and she managed to spread my legs apart like a fillipino hooker so that her clit was almost touching mine every time she almost completely rammed the 30 inches in. On top of that - or better said on top of me - she started slowly girating her midsection so that the giant doubledildo worked me like an oil drill. Needless to say that I soon ceased all efforts to fight back especially since I was writhing in convulsions. With that victory Sabrina started to really pound the hell out of me and at the end of the night I experienced multiple orgasms that lasted two hours.

Sabrina was long gone at that point so she couldn´t help me when I was tag - teamed by two horny bellhops. Apparently somebody in the next room had called the front desk because of the endless hours of screaming while Sabrina worked me over. When they came in I was still in a delirious state, only semi - conscious and when they saw the page 3 girl of their perverted sex dreams completely naked with her legs spread wide open, covered in sweat and squeezing her massive boobs while she couldn´t stop moaning they were stunned. But once they realized that I was completely defenseless they got naked and took advantage of my post orgasm sex coma. They couldn´t have been older than 18 but they had bigger horsecocks than professional porn actors and at that age they could get hard easily and last all night. They quickly started drilling me from both sides in more than Prince´s twenty - two positions in a one - night stand and every time I thought it couldn´t get harder their swollen appendages grew two sizes. These two breeding stallions worked me long and hard all night like an express pony - with little or no rest - and when it was finally over the next morning I needed another week to recuperate from the grueling special midnight olmpics. During which I got excellent service by the two bellhops at day while at night their resumed their squirt sessions.

I don´t know how I ever managed to get out alive. They became sex addicted after that and when I was away started sexually assaulting the cleaning staff which were all asian women on a daily basis until they had turned them into their sex slaves. For which women of asian descent are predestined since they are natural born prostitutes due to centuries of being raped or being used as comfort women. But even slam - banging half a dozen of young, big breasted asian sexbombs with perfect bubblebutts and legs up to their chin to their heart´s contend wasn´t enough and they started to molest female hotel guests with extremely big breasts.

As it had to happen the whole thing blew wide open when they brutally dicktamed a minor by mistake. Their error was understandable because she registered at the hotel with a fake ID and she already had the body of an adult woman with bigger natural breasts than most porn stars. In fact it was because of her bonerguaranteeing huge breasts that she registered at the hotel with a fake ID and under a false name. When she turned 14 her boobs started growing and until her 15th birthday they grew at least two inches every week, much to the delight of all her horny male classmates.

Now just six months later her Mom had to go to the hospital for a few weeks and once her horny stepfather realized what giant - sized tits she had he began breaking her in. At first he raped her only twice a week but when they got the notice that her mother had to stay an additional three months at the hospital he put her to the test all night long, every night.

 
And after two months of being drowned in cum by a serial rapist the hapless girl - who was just four months shy of her sixteenth birthday - fled to this hotel only to become the victim of two sex crazy teenagers with giant monstercocks. Like I said, the whole thing came out and I don´t know if they became porn stars or monks after serving a prison sentence.

And you can read more secret sex confessions of Samantha Fox - straight from the most reliable yellow press tabloids - in my second post on her .    

As for Sabrina " Bouncing Action " Salerno, I wrote her first cult siren entry way back in 2014 with annual re - posts in 2015 , 2016 and in 2017 where I always tried to do the ultimate version adding little things here and there.



Coming back to comicbooks after this unplanned rant, I have to mention Bob Budiansky who turned 66. Which started out as kind of an error since I thought he was the guy who did the inks on the first american Captain America issues I read when in fact he is best known for his work on Marvel´s Transformer series and co - creating Sleepwalker, one of my favorite comics from the 90s. Oh, he also wrote all issues of that series.

It´s one of Marvel Comics weirdest and most overlooked series but at the moment I don´t have enough material to do a full spotlight post on it.

To make up for that here is a little fan made trailer to show the untapped potential of the book and with the current state of Disney´s cinematic Marvel universe I am almost relieved that they haven´t touched this.



I mean, Cloak & Dagger is one of the easiest comicbook series to adapt for movies or tv and think about what a big pile of SJW crap that turned into.

To complete the comic book artist birthday trifecta - well. if you count Francisco Ibáñez - a final shoutout goes to the great, late Dan Adkins.

If you are a fan of Marvel´s ESSENTIAL line or the MARVEL MASTERWORKS - or now the Epic Collections - his name will pop up there constantly since he not only drew a lot of the issues in the Silver Age but also inked all the greats like John Buscema, Gene Colan, Gil Kane or John Byrne to name just a few. He really deserves a post of his own but as usual all the pages I have from him are dispersed over many folders. It´s impossibly to squeeze an entire career into a few paragraphs but luckily THE COMICS JOURNAL has an extensive biography on Dan Adkins and the always reliable folks at TWOMORROWS have two interviews with Dan Adkins, one conducted by Roy Thomas about his work with Wally Wood from Alter Ego Vol 3 issue 8 and one by John B. Cooke about his work on the T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents series from Comic Book Artist issue 14 . And if you ask yourself why you should check out the work of this comic icon here is my favorite Doctor Strange cover by Gene Colan - possibly the first I saw - which he inked.

Since I have nothing new to add to the rest of the celebrity birthdays from the 15th of March which I already covered in my Sabrina Salerno re - post from 2017 we are going to skip them this year. Staying on the subject of the Sorcerer Supreme I didn´t find any video with Dan Adkins work on the title but among the more recent stories with the Master of the Mystic Arts is The Oath and the mini series has been reprinted due to the release of the new Doctor Strange movie. Which I think was one of the last Marvel cinematic universe that you could watch without cringing. Anyway, they even reprinted the first issue as a free Halloween Comicfest giveaway so you have no excuse not to give this a try. It even features Night Nurse.



Now while Benedict Cumberbatch is the first actor to play Doctor Stephen Strange on the big screen he is not the first to play that part in a live action adaption. There was a tv movie that was supposed to be the pilot for an ongoing tv series and Brandon brings us one of his usual cult movie reviews taking an impartial look at the good, the bad and the strange.



Since I couldn´t find the video of Marlene Mourreau´s bellydance here is another gifted performer and if you wonder how I knew what it was since I couldn´t read the description, the preview picture pretty much says it all. I think this is one of the few good things to spin out of the casting shows : all the other versions from different countries that aren´t as prudish as the United States and which has really talented brabusters.

Now that´s the kind of women´s movement I could really get behind.



We are returning one last time to the Marvel side of things and who else misses the classic Saturday morning cartoons ? One thing that really bugs me when I surprisingly manage to get up early on the weekend is that there are no cartoons. I usually have to put some on from the DVD collection - currently I am alternating between Justice League and The Brave And The Bold - but unless a tv station is doing a marathon of the few current cartoon shows that are entertaining - like Hilda, Gravity Falls or Symbiotic Titan - or a Studio Ghibli week it´s a cartoon wasteland.



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Rick Sheridan was a happy, healthy college student with a promising future. But all that changed when an eerie creature began appearing, first in his dreams ... and then in the real world ! Now, his life is in shambles. Rick is afraid to sleep ... afraid he´ll release the mysterious being known as ... Sleepwalker !