MILF Massita Marlene Mourreau - the return

As longtime readers may have noticed there hasn´t been a lo of activity on the blog for the last two weeks but I just couldn´t postpone my re - post of french / spanish tv mega MILF Marlene Mourreau any longer.

But before we come to the reason for that I have to mention that while there may not have been a lot of visible activity on the blog I have been working on it almost non stop. Just not on the new posts. I have worked on a plethora of old posts adding newer, bigger and better animated GIFs but I will explain how that came to be in detail in my second post about comicbook writer James Robinson - which is still unfinished at this point.

I hope I can get back to that very soon but for now let´s get back to Marlene Mourreau and since it has been five years ( !!! ) since she finally got her solo post I am including her part from my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series. Which I am thinking about re - posting.

Originally posted on Sunday, October the 11th, 2015

We have another finished post which not only means it´s time to carve another notch in the belt but also another JLA casting post. In this case it is another solo post in what seems to become a neverending series.

I guess it´s my own fault for being such a damn perfectionist that I not only want to put the best stuff I can into these posts ( pictures, videos, links ) but also everything I can find that´s even remotely comic related.

Now this post is kind of a strange one in the sense that it starts about american comics - namely the JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE comic by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Bart Sears - and then continues with the european theme as it goes to spanish comics ( and one might argue der german Comicalben ) by way of Today´s hot Justice League of America candidate MILF Marlene Mourreau who was born in France but spent most of her career in Spain. So we´re kicking it totally european style Today.

One of the clever things the writers did on JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE was play with the situations that arise when americans - in this case super powered americans - are abroad and especially when they are in France.

I don´t want to bash americans or talk about the strange relationship they have with France - on one side they think all french are scaredy milksops who can´t wait to surrender themselves but on the other hand if you want to conquer american women just use a fake a french accent and they are swooning. Which explains why Gambit has such a huge fambase.

It´s kind of schizophrenic that on one side american don´t think very much of the french populace but where food, movies, music, art and even comic books are concerned they look to France for the gold standard.



Anyway, what I wanted to mention about americans when they are abroad is that usually they don´t speak the language of the country they visit.

And why should they go to the trouble of learning another language when they speak the easiest language ? And everybody in the whole wide world speaks english, right ? Well, there are bound to be problems when the members of the european branch of the Justice League wind up in one of the places that has the same attitude towards foreign languages : France.

To save themselves from further embarrassment and as a sign of goodwill all members of the Justice League Europe ( except Elongated Man a.k.a. Ralph Dibny who already speaks french ) have to attend french classes.

Unbeknownst to our heroes a group of their arch enemies ( that´s easier to use than arch nemesisses, nemesissies ? ) have the same problem.

Of course they all end up in the same french class which leads to one of the funniest issues of the series. Which is why I did a special post that has the original art for the complete issue. Longtime readers may remember that the idea for the members of the Justice League Europe to attend french classes came from their liaison person Catherine Colbert whom I cast with the wardrobe malfunction prone queen of explicit nude scenes, french sex doll Sophie " Tits Out " Marceau in the first part of this series .

The french sexbomb is best known in the US for appearing in the Bond flick THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, and outside for taking her clothes of in such classics like MES NUITS SONT PLUS BELLES QUE VOS JOURS ( my nights are more beautiful than your days ) or DESCENT AUX ENFERS ( Descent into hell ) - where she appeared in nude scenes with Claude Brasseur who played her father in the romantic hit comedies LA BOUM and LA BOUM 2 which caused all kind of outrage at this perceived incest.

Her first nude scene was in HAPPY EASTER with Jean Paul Belmondo which I have to confess to have lying somewhere and still haven´t watched. She was 18 at the time she made the movie and paid the movie studio Gaumont money to get out of her contract to be able to do nude scenes.

What a trooper. In the movie she´s Jean Paul´s lover but when his wife returns a bit early from her vacation he says she´s his daughter from his ex. Sophie also starred in the horror movie NE TE RETOURNE PAS ( don´t turn around ) opposite Monica Bellucci which is like a dream sandwich.

I put her in the finale of the Hollywood Edition of Casting The JLA Movie series as Wonder Woman but now I´m tending more towards Big Barda.

Coming back to Sophie Marceau, not only does she drop her clothes very often she also shows great cleavage like in THE MUSKETEERS REVENGE ( or The daughter of D´Artagnan like it´s called in Germany ) that has one of my favorite scenes with her. D´Artagnan´s daughter ( Sophie Marceau ) is captured by the villain of the movie to be sold off to a brothel, but only " to the sleaziest one where they waste the whores very quick " as she says. The guy who has to sell her bitches starts complaining that at the price he has to get for her he´ll never get rid of her. At which point the bad woman tells him that in this case he should be glad, ripping open Sophie´s shirt and revealing her gorgeous breasts which shuts him up. 

I still have not bought THE MUSKETEER`S REVENGE because for some reason it´s only available on DVD in Germany and priced very high. One might think it could be because of the nude scene but most of Sophie´s movies include some and the majority of them are not very expensive,

Writing this section is always a nice reminder of things that I planned to do and still have not been able to do and I really should get some of her movies. There is always so much to do that some things are put on the backburner for too long. One of these days I should get LA BOUM and the sequel to re - watch, once for the nostalgia but also because it has been really a long time since I first saw them and I don´t remember much of it.

I was probably too young to appreciate Sophie´s emerging teenage sexual appeal or more concerned about comics and I had completely forgotten her astonishing impression of Cyd Charisse from Singing In The Rain.

Which I have just re - watched two days ago. After writing about her repeatedly in the last few days I decided to get both Singin´ In The Rain and An American In Paris ( which is my favorite musical ) so I can watch them again. And as I could not fit everything about Cyd Charisse in those post´s bonus section I decided to give Cyd her own cult siren entry .

Coming back to JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE, having the team clash with the language barrier was not the only way they used the european setting.

They also introduced the french super heroine Crimson Fox who was basically Batman but with a few twists. While the Crimson Fox was also rich in her secret identity she didn´t become a hero to avenge someone´s death but because she thought it would be fun and exciting. And the Crimson Fox was many women, in fact two twins who owned a parfume company and both fell in love with Metamorpho. Both of them sadly ended up dead at the hands of a super villain and in the Green Lantern series a third Crimson Fox was introduced in the ONE YEAR LATER story who said that she was related to the first two Crimson Foxes but that was never elaborated further and now with the NEW 52 I don´t think it will be.

And that´s enough comic book foreplay for Today so let´s get started :

Marlene Mourreau as Crimson Fox ( Vivian and Constance D'Aramis )

I already mentioned Spain´s ultimate MILF Marlene Mourreau in this post where you can find much more videos with her hot live performances.

French actress / singer / exotic dancer Marlene Mourreau would be my choice for Crimson Fox and not only because she looks like her famous namesake. Or because she was in the SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series.

She´s just absolutely hot, in fact one of her clips was even too hot for french tv and couldn´t be shown before midnight. Seeing her it´s hard to believe that she never did any porn but I think she would be great in her role. She got the look of the perfect trophy wife who´s a hurricane in the bedroom but you can´t get. I bet her " french " is extremely satisfying.

Unlike some of the other cast members I would take Marlene from her later period as her boobs got better with age and she looked hotter than when she was younger. She turned into one of the hottest MILFs on the tube ever so it´s no stretch to cast this foxy lady as the Crimson Fox.

And yes, I have used the picture above before in my post about all the german Condor Comics Verlag published but since I never got around to explain how Marlene Mourreau was connected to that I thought longtime readers would like to finally get the answer to that question right here.

Now you are probably anxious to find out about spanish sexbomb Marlene Mourreau´s comic connection since I have already mentioned it twice.

Model, pin up, dancer and actress Marlene Mourreau was born in Neuilly - sur - Seine, France on the 19th of April, 1969 and her father was the driver of german singer and actress Marlene Dietrich so he named his daughter after her. Marlene´s career began in 1985 when she was elected as " First Maid of Honor of Miss France 1986 " which was followed by a three year long model career with the agencies V. I. P. and Metropolitan.

In 1990 Marlene took her first striptease steps on television with the erotic programs VENUS, EMOTION and SEXY ZAP for station M6, some of these were later broadcast in Spain where she spent most of her career.

During the 90s Marlene came to spanish tv screen under José Luis Moreno with whom she worked on various programs. One of her first tv jobs was co - presenter of a weekly show with Jesús Vázquez that was broadcast on autonom channels so she could show her naked boobs every episode.

You´re probably asking when I´ll come to the comic connection. Well, the combination of funny but average looking guy and hot sexbomb who takes her clothes off occasionally was so successful that Marlene co - presented another show NO VEAS which was a funny sketch show with Pepe Viyuela.

Here are the only Marlene clips I could find on YouTube from NO VEAS :




And Pepe Viyuela played Filemon in the spanish hit comedy ( number 1 in cinemas that year ) MORTADELO & FILEMON : THE BIG ADVENTURE .

Now the movie was the first adaption of F. Ibanez´ classic MORTADELO & FILEMON comic ( it´s one of Spain´s best selling series ) with real actors.

The series was published as CLEVER & SMART by Condor Verlag and it was so successful they did a 2nd edition at the same time as the regular one.

For those who have never heard of the series, I wrote a lengthy post about it - and all of the other series spanish comic book icon Francisco Ibáñez worked on - back in 2017 and I did a second post with a plethora of covers from different countries just last month . And that´s Marlene Mourreau´s comic book connection : you could say she presented a tv show with the guy of one of the most recognized comics in Spain.

So now that this is cleared up here is a video from one of Marlene Mourreau´s hot live performances. This one is from french tv.



Now a few weeks ago - while looking for episodes of Que Apostamos ?`with Ana Obregon - I also came across some episodes of El Semaforo ( the traffic light ) which was kind of a talent show and it was one of Marlene Mourreau´s first gigs. After going through all the shows I could find I am including what is - at least in my opinion - the best of the bunch.

Marlene is wearing the definition of a Fuck Me - dress and there was only one instance where Marlene was wearing an even sexier dress. At least that I am aware of. Remember that I was only in Spain during the summer so I have no idea what her wardrobe looked like for the rest of the year.

Anyway, the one dress that I saw and which looked even hotter than the one she is sporting in this episode of El Semaforo was on an episode of the comedy sketch show No Veas and it had even less fabric than this one.

The back cleavage was so deep that you could see the beginning of her butt crack and from the side you could see the top part of her buttocks.

But the breast feature from the side were her rack - tastic funbags since the dress was cut in such a way that her nipples were completely covered but aside from that you could see the full contour of her supple breasts every time she was filmed from the side. Which was a lot ! So throughout the show Marlene was showing almost her complete sideboob ! Sadly I haven´t found any clips from that particular show and there are not that many videos from No Veas with Marlene Mourreau on YouTube anyway.

Coming back to Today´s episode of El Semaforo this dress covers up more although because the fabric is very thin it doesn´t really leave anything to the imagination as you can clearly see every inch of her spectacular body and her hard nipples are poking through. I am not sure if she is even wearing any underwear beneath it. She is not completely naked but it´s the next best thing as she is wearing a bit more than drapes. No wonder this candidate is completely distracted by this ultimate blow up sex doll.

He is trying to tell his story but he constantly keeps peeking at Marlene´s perfect puppies and gets so excited that he grabs Marlene to demonstrate the climax of his tale - no pun intended. And he´s not the only one whom Marlene gets excited, none of the candidates can keep the hands off her.

The second reason why I think that this is the best episode of El Semaforo is that Marlene Mourreau does an incredible song and dance number that shows that she didn´t choose her stage name at random.

Here is the full show which first aired on the 8th of December in 1995.



Now I didn´t want to just re - post some old stuff with Marlene Mourreau so here is another episode of El Semaforo and even if Marlene is not wearing such a bonerinducing dress as in the video above she has a little song and dance number in black underwear. Sadly the picture quality was not high enough to warrant making a GIF but it´s still worth watching.



As for Marlene´s solo performances those took mainly place on spanish tv after midnight which had a lot to do with the fact that she didn´t wear much clothes to begin with and got rid of the little she did wear very quickly. The pornographic appearances of the french blow up sex doll were always so sexually charged and her stage outfits so skimpy that she almost got banned from spanish tv. And everyone who has seen the heavily sexual content they show on spanish tv knows that it takes a lot to get banned.

Now for literally years I have used an animated GIF like the one above as an example for Marlene Mourreau´s sexually charged live performances but I could never include the video of that particular live erection perfection.

Well, Today while looking for something completely different for one of the old posts I was working on I finally came across a video of it and I had to post it right away as long as it´s on YouTube. Which is the main reason why I did this whole impromptu Marlene Mourreau birthday tribute post.



As always I can´t let the opportunity pass to include a few more videos for those readers who skip the whole cult siren stuff. And since this post is about una tia cachonda I am trying to do an all spanish bonus section starting with a comicbook you ought to read before you die : Invincible ( or Invencible in spanish ). People tend to forget great books but because this one has concluded it´s easier to calculate how much money you are going to spend on it. The only thing that I regret is that I read this one in trade because the hardcover compendiums look absolutely unbeatable.



Speaking of unbeatable, Today´s tv clip comes from the Batman tv show and has the Green Hornet and Kato - played Bruce Lee - as guest stars.



Speaking of legendary asian pop culture imports, in the spanish title it says Centella but I believe it´s the anime classic Devil Man by Go Nagai.



We are staying with guys who use dark powers to battle the forces of evil with The Black Mill. The movie is one of the many fairy tale movies the former East German Republic was known for. Since they were not allowed to make movies with any political slant - aside from pro Russian - fairy tale movies were a big thing and they even found their way to West Germany and the rest of Europe. The Black Mill is a version of Krabat ( if you have no idea what that is check out my big Krabat post or the more recent re - post from 2016 ) that is more faithful to the roots than the version of Krabat by Otfried Preußler and Jurij Brezan which was the basis for the wonderful animated movie by Karel Zeman. And we are not talking about the german live action movie. Anyway, I may have posted this before but right now I can´t find the post and since these videos tend to get deleted from YouTube pretty fast I am including it here even if it´s not in spanish.



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Eduardo Barreto´s Maiden of Steel Monday

Initially I wanted to save this for Eduardo Barreto´s next anniversary but it seems that nobody knows when he was born so I am posting it now.

As I already mentioned in previous posts I didn´t read THE DARING NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERGIRL by Paul Kupperberg and Carmine Infantino ( you can find links to read all of the issues over at the SUPERGIRL : THE MAIDEN OF STEEL blog in my post about the second issue of Mark Waid and George Perez brilliant THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD run ) until recently when it finally came out in trade. A big reason for that was that when it came out I wasn´t so keen on Carmine Infantino´s art when the issues came out. What I was very keen on was the 21st issue of that series by Eduardo Barreto that featured a stunning rendition of Supergirl. Even if the new aerobics inspired costume with the headband was not my favorite costume. I was always more of a puffed sleeves / hot pants guy.

It should be no secret to the regulars here that - at least for my money ( which DC Comics didn´t get, at least not for any new SUPERGIRL books ) - they never got it right after they got rid of the original Supergirl in CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS since they were always focusing too much on the girl and not enough on the super. Even when they announced the Supergirl tv show I was hoping against hope they would cast an actress with a little bit more " ooomph " instead of the millenial compatible SJW version we got.

Now this isn´t my first Supergirl rodeo. I wrote about the problems with the Legion of Super - Heroes that arose from John Byrne´s 1980 relaunch that erased her entire shared history with the Legion and how poorly the Silver Age Superman treated her plus I have gone over all the different phases of Supergirl´s publishing history in this post on Jenny Poussin´s 34th birthday whom I cast as one of my Supergirls in the finale of the SUBZERO edition of my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series. I´m sure Kal - El would love to poussin pound her into submission.

Speaking of my fantasy casting, I envisioned none other than Lindsay Lohan as the regular Supergirl and she even got her very own JLA CASTING post which not many cult sirens have. Of course I would take her from her best time when her big boobs were so out of control that Disney had to shrink them down digitally in Herbie Fully Loaded. At least in the close ups which makes for a weird watching experience because her breasts are smaller the closer she gets. In all the scenes where she is farther away or wearing a baggy t - shirt her melons are huuuuge. Like in the scene below.

I remember the height of her racktastic development when every man, teenager, prepubescent boy or horny shut - in used her underage rack as jerk - off material / viagra substitute dreaming about putting her booming teenage body to the test. She was every male´s wet fantasy and there was a website that had a countdown to her eighteenth birthday when it would be finally legal to have wild marathon sex orgies with Lindsay Lohan.

I bet she helped a lot of young kids hit puberty a few years early through her films and she would have sold the fact that pervy Golden Age Hillbilly Superman wanted to use Supergirl as his blow up sex doll in the worst way since her own Dad lusted after her. Which came out when he was thrown out of the Scores strip club in Manhattan because all the strippers he tried to order looked like Lindsay Lohan. To which I say : Why does this strip club has so many strippers who look like Lindsay Lohan and what are the prices ? I guess Lindsay would have liked to hide out from the papparazzi on the secluded farm of Ma and Pa Kent like the post Crisis Supergirl did.

Speaking of the perks of living a simple country life I put hipshaking cult siren Shakira - who was named after the ancient aztec goddess of fertility and virilityShakeyoassrightherya - in my Casting The Justice League movie alternates post since you can believe that she grew up on a farm as she is definitely good at milking. Only instead of milking cows she´s milking the well hung stable boys dry when she´s not busy practicing her deepthroat techniques on the breeding stallions gigantic members. And before you call foul I have to remind you that Silver Age Supergirl had flying super horse Comet which walked like a three - legged man and which she dated.

And since I just featured her in the post about the Hostess Fruit Pie ads from Harvey Comics Yesterday I am keeping it shorter than usual but I have to mention Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her real stripper nature in Showgirls ( she was practically dicktamed for this role by the horny cast members - and also producers - of Saved By The Bell who took turns slambanging her senseless when they were not busy using Tiffany Amber Thiessen as a blow up sex doll ). The movie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s stripper moves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie .

She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like usual ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, erection vision, perv hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra healing, kama sutra flexibility, sex olympics stamina, multiple position memory, fellatio breath and deepthroat breath. I would say she also has the power to give all men giant erections making their pulsating dicks hard enough to cut diamonds as soon as they look at her but with Miss Berkeley´s super sexy stripper moves that´s a given.

But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the all important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat.

I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mind being at the receiving end of that a few hours .



While the pre Crisis Supergirl is my favorite one it´s not like there haven´t been a lot of trial and errors getting there so here is a video about one of the first attempts at a Super Girl. Which has something to do with Jimmy Olsen. Is it just me or did DC Comics get away with any crazy ideas as long as they did it in the Superman´s Pal Jimmy Olsen series ? Send someone through time by sitting on a bomb ? Let that crazy kid Jimmy Olsen do it.



Now I bet we all wish the Supergirl feature film with Helen Slater and Peter O´Toole would have been just another of Jimmy Olsen´s crazy adventures ( and yes, the actor who played Jimmy Olsen in the Richard Donner SUPERMAN movies was in this too ) but no, it really happened.



That cineastic train wreck is responsible for the fact that it took so long until we got a Supergirl tv series but that didn´t stop Tinseltown from producing a show about Superboy in the 90s. Which I have not seen.



Speaking of women of steel, to stay in shape in these trying times here is another workout with ultimate fitness guru / blow up sex doll Zuska Light.

I picked this one because of her outfit which emphasizes Zuska´s slender midsection ( just look at those ill abs ), it being one of the few available in a high resolution and because the workout includes dive bombers. The videos with her doing push ups are great but the ones where she does dive bombers or downward dog are the best and when you see her spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker and work her pelvis you can imagine how she used to thrust boners into submission when she was still doing porn. I bet she made all guys come buckets and wore their schlongs out.



Another bonus of the video is that she gets so tired that she doesn´t pay attention to the camera guy who shamelessly zooms in on her sweaty body, especially when doing those dive bombers. I bet she can´t get too tired during the workouts because otherwise she is sexually assaulted by her entire crew. Those perverts have no qualms about dicktaming her in the shower because they know she used to milk giant horsecocks dry for a living. And no matter if you actually do the exercise or just watch her doing it I am guaranteeing that at the end you will be covered in sweat.



Deciding which video to post was a toss up between a workout with Zuska and one with Vicky Justiz. But besides the fact that I could post two when I´m going with Zuska I also remembered that there are a few bikini try on videos with Vicky who has one of the best butts on YouTube.



Likewise I was racking my brain which music video I should include in this post but in the end I thought since we already have a lot of busty blonde sexbombs in the post why not go with balkan bra buster Andrea Teodora ?

The buxom 36D bulgarian who has appeared in Maxim as well as posed nude for the bulgarian PLAYBOY would have fit perfectly in an Andy Sidaris movie. And as further proof here is Andrea´s music video Miss California.



Speaking of Miss California, longtime followers of the blog know that I have to use every opportunity to mention the California Bikini Girl Contest series of which the best parts were added to The Bikini Open. They spawned not only the California Foxhunt Bikini Contest but also the California Foxhunt Lingerie Contest, the California Foxhunt Flashdance Contest - although I am not entirely sure what the criteria were for the last one - and a wet t - shirt special that sent ratings through the roof. 

Of course a lot of girls had recurring appearances in these contests ( the producers of the tv shows had various hot girls on call for the taping which explains why the hottest girls didn´t always win - but more about that some other time ) and besides Pamela Paulshock you could see blow up sex dolls like Mercedes below , busty blonde Pamela Brown , ravishing redhead Julie Fulkerson or Brooke Thompson and in her case things could get confusing because she sometimes started under the name of Brooke and other times as Brandi , Bridget or Michelle. But while you could get her names mixed up there was no mistaking Brooke´s 36DD - 24 - 36 body.

This is the kind of women´s movement I can´t get enough of, Mercedes !

I´m slowly running out of videos from the California Girl Bikini Contest series but don´t fear, there are plenty of other bikini contest videos.



Since I also don´t like any of the new incarnations of Supergirl in the cartoons ( don´t get me started on Disney´s SUPER HERO GIRLS ) here is the History Of Comics On Film with The World´s Greatest Super Friends. 



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