Now don´t get me wrong of course I knew OF the classic Harvey Comics like RICHIE RICH, CASPER and WENDY. But I never read a lot of their comics. Not that I didn´t read the funnies, it was just that I was more geared to adventure comics or later superhero comics. And truth to tell, the adventures of a kid who was filthy rich didn´t seem that fascinating to me coming from a lower class / middle class family. It´s one of the reasons why I enjoyed watching BEVERLY HILLS 90210 : all those rich teenagers and their imaginary problems. I think my favorite episode was when one of them realized that he was a drug addict and said : " But I can´t be a drug addict. Only poor people are drug addicts. " There also was another reason ( well, actually two reasons ) why I liked watching BEVERLY HILLS 90210 but we will talk more about it in the bonus section.
Anyway, whatever the reason I never had a connection to Richie Rich but I had a basic knowledge of Harvey Comics. By the way, can anybody confirm that Casper is the undead ghost of Richie Rich, damned to roam the earth because he used all his riches and wealth for selfish reasons ?
As I said in my previous Hostess Fruit Pie ads a good indication of how popular a comic was is how many of these ads were in them so of course the most of them are from RICHIE RICH or CASPER. So many in fact that I could have made posts ONLY with the ads from RICHIE RICH or CASPER. But I think that might be too boring so instead we have ads from all of the funny Harvey Comics in this post. Now longtime followers of the blog know that whenever I can I like to do posts with a theme - like X - MEN MONTH - and I have tried to do that in this post. It´s not that obvious but if you keep your eyes open you will see some things or themes that repeat themselves in the post. Man, going through all those ads has sure made me hungry ! Sadly we don´t have Hostess Fruit Pies here in Germany.
I was looking for a video about the Richie Rich comicbooks when I came across this one with Sid Couchey, one of the original cartoonist on the books as well as on Little Lotta and Little Dot from Harvey Comics.
Coming back to Beverly Hills 90210, the breast reasons to watch the show were of course provided by the tittilating 37DD Tiffany Amber Thiessen .
The buxom brunette with the best set of natural breasts in Hollywood - at least according to Howard Stern and believe me he has done some extensive research in that department - has been scorching the tv screen for quite some time with her curvaceous hardbody and her giant - sized überdeveloped 37DD Beverly Hills much to the delight of males worldwide.
Behind the screen Tiffany Amber Thiessen was an even bigger sex freak and partook in behind the scenes sex marathons where the male crew members took turns banging her brains out and often tagteamed her.
I never was a big fan of the Beverly Hills, 90210 show but that quickly changed when I saw wet Tiffani Thiessen´s booming breasts in a bikini - which was a product of mother nature - and Tori Spelling´s growing boobs - which were a gift of Daddy and the best plastic surgery money could buy.
There was a special episode that got my attention in which Tori Spelling was dancing in a leather hooker outfit while shooting a rock music video.
She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera but that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but she really squeezed her huge breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them straight in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.
What I find a bit strange is how did such a scene get approved when her father was producing this ? Should I be concerned that Daddy dearest put it in the script or does this say more about his employees ? Maybe some disgruntled writer just decided to put his boss´ daughter into a hooker outfit and let her dance for him as payback for sleeping with his wife.
" Okay, Tori, do you think you can move more like a prostitute ? And we need to make the outfit sluttier. This is supposed to be a rock video. "
Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffani was so often in bikinis on that show.
Speaking about hookers, besides appearing on Beverly Hills 90210 Tiffani also was on Saved by the Bell with Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her real stripper nature in Showgirls ( she was practically dicktamed for this role by the cast members - and producers - of Saved By The Bell who took turns slambanging her senseless when they were not busy using Tiffany Amber Thiessen as a blow up sex doll ). The movie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s stripper moves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie .
She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like usual ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, erection vision, perv hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra healing, kama sutra flexibility, sex olympics stamina, multiple position memory, fellatio breath and deepthroat breath. I would say she also has the power to give all men giant erections making their pulsating dicks hard enough to cut diamonds as soon as they look at her but with Miss Berkeley´s super sexy stripper moves that´s a given.
But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the all important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat.
I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mind being at the receiving end of that a few hours .
I always forget that Kyle MacLachlan got to bone Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls. I´m not sure if he had much fun shooting the pool scene and after the movie came out he didn´t like it very much but I bet he didn´t mind the lapdance scene where the completely naked Elizabeth Berkley made him cream his pants in every take. Or the sex marathons where he and Robert Davi took turns dicktaming Elizabeth Berkley, Gina Gershon, Rena Riffel and Lisa Boyle to see who could make them scream louder.
But Showgirls was not the first experience Kyle MacLachlan - who has been in everything from Twin Peaks to Desperate Housewives - had with absolute sexbombs who play strippers as he also starred in The Hidden.
The film is still shown on tv mostly because of the raunchy striptease by Claudia Christian who is best known from another sci fi show, Babylon 5 by comic writer J. Michael Strazynski where she plays hot Commander Susan Ivanova. Although I doubt Claudia wore anything as skimpy as this on it.
In the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper ( a role for which Claudia was born ) who gets taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s pornstar body is literally fuck a guy to death. Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body to pump his giant boner dry in many positions.
He also was on Marvel´s Agents of S. H. I. E. L. D. where he played the father of Skye / Daisy played by hasian Chloe Bennet who is undeniably grade - a future wife material as you first fall in love with her character, then you begin to realize her hotness and it´s as early as episode three of the first season where she becomes this ultimate woman where you go : " Bathe her and bring her to me. She will make a wife AND a mistress and I think I will tame this one myself. " Which Kyle undoubtedly did with her.
Now you might think this is once again my obsession with asian women at work but that´s not it since I thought she was hot long before I found out that she is half chinese. She also is very funny which makes her my kind of dream girl although I don´t know if she´s into guys who are twice her age.
Longtime readers know asian women are my kryptonite. I don´t know what it is with asian girls that gets you extra hard - meaning instead of rock hard you´re hard enough to cut diamonds - and I don´t want to say all asian women are born prostitutes but Chloe Bennet got it in spades.
Not to sound racist but there seems to be some mysterious correlation between asian girls and extremely well shaped butts. It may be the genes or just magic but like the song says - that butt she got makes me so horny.
Man, those tight asian bubblebutts are just too hot to resist. I am not an authority regarding if they have the best butts in the world but Chloe´s delightful derriere is killing it on the red - or in this case blue - carpet.
Speaking of women in skintight red outfits with a perfect butt, there isn´t a Hot Stuff The Little Devil cartoon for obvious reasons - even before SJWs parent associations and christian groups would have a field day with that one - so instead here is the sexiest she devil in pop history.
It´s british pop group Bananarama with Venus and I think it´s ASSential member Keren Woodward who is shaking her sinful booty in a skintight latex suit which tempted entire generations of little boys long before J - Lo came onto the scene. She almost single - handedly pushed Bananarama towards their new sexually charged image with her relentless hip thrust.
Here is a video about Marvel Comics lesser known but funnier spy team, Nextwave, Agents of H.A.T.E. written by Warren Ellis and drawn by Stuart Immomen about whom I wrote at length in this post waaaay back in 2006.
While a lot of people know there was a Casper movie - mostly because Christina Ricci was in it - almost nobody knows that there also was a Casper meets Wendy movie starring Teri Garr ( who was extremely doable when I was a kid ), Shelley Duvall who some regular visitors may know as the producer and host of Faerie Tale Theater and Hilary Duff as Wendy.
It also stars Richard Moll as Jules and that actor is no stranger. He has starred in The Flintstones, Jingle All The Way but is best known as Nostradamus " Bull " Shannon on Night Court alongside John Laroquette and one of my all - time crushes sexbomb 90s Power Girl Markie Post.
Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 80s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.
THERE`S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI
But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show right from the beginning.
She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep the male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini figure. OMG !
Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I would have liked.
Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.
I AM SUFFERING FROM ( MARKIE ) POST TRAUMATIC SEX SYNDROME !
Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role.
But Markie Post knew that she was destined to super stardom, so when the opportunity arose that one of the producers of the show who was a bit smitten with Markie appeared on the set she managed to set up a few meetings - just to discuss her role of course. Even though he claimed to be happily married the business meetings turned into private meetings which were then relocated to a secret no - tell motel where Markie used her relentless body and her natural ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker to give the lucky guy who was hung like a horse a Kama Sutra crash course with more than the twenty two positions in a one night stand including some sexual practices that are illegal in fourteen states.
After Markie had successfully dicktamed the guy six ways to Sunday during these weekend long squirt marathons he was only too eager to convince the rest of the guys in charge what a complete waste it would be to have somebody like Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say Today and the rest is 80s tv history. So Markie got more involved in the stories where she stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as she donned a bikini ( mainly in season three ).
Coming back to Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37 ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters on every hormone driven boy's bedroom wall who even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot !
80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .
I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
We close things out with the Richie Rich cartoon and since I could not find an original one in good quality I went with the spanish version where he is called Ricky Ricon and not Ricardo Ricachon like I would have thought.
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