Or actually written much later and dated in March. Anyway, this is the make or break point as they say since I only knew of Arthur Adams 57th birthday and I have no idea if there will be any other X - Men related birthdays in April. Like last year we are kicking it old school - as you might have guessed from the picture above - and since we already covered the LONGSHOT mini series and the ASGARDIAN WARS crossovers in our first Arthur Adams tribute ( you can find a few more pages from ASGARDIAN WARS in this BAYWATCH spin - off post ) and ULTIMATE X : ORIGINS in the bonus round last year Today we have another selection from back in the day when Arthur Adams still did interior work with samples from CLASSIC X - MEN, THE NEW MUTANTS, various X - MEN ANNUALS and the EXCALIBUR : MOJO MAYHEM special. I know that doing covers pays more than doing interior work but I haven´t read an X - MEN book in years so all the gazillion covers for all those new x - series don´t rock my boat. I mean, Ron Frenz, Erik Larsen, Walt Simonson, Bill Sienkiewicz and Mark Bagley have all returned to their Marvel characters recently so would it kill Arthur Adams to draw an X - Men story again ? It hasn´t got to be a regular book, just a one shot or special once in a while would be nice. Anyway, here are a few pieces of original art for all those out there who have no idea that Arthur Adams used to draw the x - books - not just the covers - as well as those who remember the times and share my pain. Stronger together.
As usual the post addendum has gotten too long for comfort so we are going into overtime - in the second part of this Arthur Adams tribute.
Today´s list of jubilarians starts with Haley Atwell who celebrates her 38th birthday. Her booming 37E melons are the two breast reasons to watch Agent Carter . Haley also was in a series called Falcon that had nothing to do with the Marvel character of the same name. Speaking about the Marvel cinematic universe, Brian Cronin at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES lays down some Avengers comic 101 in When We First Met - Every Incarnation of Ultron for all people who only know the unimpressive movie version.
More impressive on the other hand is Hayley Atwell´s booming 37E bust which even manages to distract Jimmy Kimmel completely in this clip.
Hayley Atwell really gives it her all on The Pillars Of The Earth which I still haven´t seen because I have already enough drama in my life. Thankfully you can find clips with Hayley´s breast parts from that series on the net.
I can´t believe that swimmer and ten time olympic medalist Franziska van Almsick is older than Hayley Atwell but she turns 42. Besides winning olympic medals, setting records, being voted as German Sportswoman Of The Year, World Swimmer Of The Year and European Swimmer Of The Year she has done photoshootings for Maxim and written children´s books.
Mega busty bikini sexbomb Vanessa Demouy ( 34C ) celebrates her 47th anniversary whom I cast as the french super heroine Silver Fox in the first part of my Casting the Justice League of America movie series. Despite being on two shows that ran on german tv for a long time her part in that post was short because I didn´t - and still don´t have - much material.
The first tv show in which she appeared was called Dance Academy in Germany but the original title might have been another as the germans love to come up with new ones. And looking for it is hopeless as there are dozens of show with that title. I´d like to watch the series again not only for Vanessa but also for the hot Severine Ferrer who plays her little sister.
Who was not that little since her booming body was busting out and her perky boobs were stretching out all her t - shirts to the utter delight of all viewers but especially her male co stars who started to constantly drool all over her nubile teenage dream body. I remember vividly that she did get more and more scenes of jumping up and down later in the series as her boobs had grown to that perfect size where they are already big enough to jiggle at the slightest move but not that big that they started to sag.
Now while one reason for including cult sirens in this sections is that I have not mentioned them in a long time ( which is certainly true with Severine and Vanessa ) another one is that there is something new which I have not posted previously. So while it is a welcome opportunity to re - post ultimate bikini babe Vanessa Demouy and teenage sexbomb Severine " Bouncing Action / Look At Me Because My Shirt Is Too Small " Ferrer the real reason is that I found out that Vanessa has done a photoshooting as Tomb Raider´s Laura Croft for a french gaming magazine. Which kind of makes sense because besides being an actress she also worked as a model and apart from having a similar face she also shares Laura´s measurements.
Or at least she did with the original brabusting Laura Croft before SJWs and feminism kept making her breasts smaller and smaller until they turned this beacon of female empowerment into an anorexic, political correct, flat chested millenial. And while I am all for women of all ages and races cosplaying as a character they love and admire without having to suffer body shaming or racial profiling I don´t believe that you have to change the original until it is unrecognizable so little girls can identify with her.
The only thing you achieve with that is destroying a good character and alienate all those fans who made her so popular in the first place. Anyway, I wanted to include a video with Vanessa Demouy as Laura Croft but the only one I found was just a guy reading the gaming magazine pictured above - in french nonetheless - and it wasn´t even shot very interesting.
Speaking of hot sexbombs who earn their money in swimwear, a cult siren I have mentioned in a few posts is Krista Allen who celebrates her 48th birthday. The bodacious brunette played Clark Kent´s hot new teacher on SMALLVILLE, Jim Carey´s new neighbor with the big boobs in LIAR LIAR and the sexy oracle on CHARMED ( she was also in a series called Black Widow which had nothing to do with the Marvel character ) but she is probably best known for her role of Jenna Avid on BAYWATCH HAWAII .
Now my readers outside of Germany probably don´t know what BAYWATCH HAWAII is and for the longest time I thought it was a BAYWATCH spin off.
Like BAYWATCH NIGHTS. So I was very surprised when I went looking on amazon for that and couldn´t find it. That´s because in Germany they titled seasons 10 and 11 of the regular show BAYWATCH HAWAII which exists nowhere else. Only in Germany there is a BAYWATCH HAWAII. I do not know if they felt the need to give it an extra push because they exchanged the whole cast and relocated to Hawaii or they thought the german viewers would be too confused. In any case it was a weird thing.
Since I just had a long part about 34C - 24 - 34 Playmate Of The Month in September 1995 Donna D´Errico who played blonde beachbody Donna Marco in my X - MEN WEEK post with Greg Capullo I´ll try to keep it short.
BAYWATCH was really big in the 90s and it is like THE ultimate babe tv show. No kidding. No other show had more actresses who were featured in PLAYBOY or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she´s in one of the episodes.
David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).
Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of Baywatch in an article from 2003 . Pam admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man I wanted and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking. "
Now I don´t know if this was still going on when BAYWATCH HAWAII was on but surely none of the female cast members would play second fiddle on this sex orgy merry go round. Kama Sutra instructor in spe Krista Allen for example played Emanuelle in eight made for tv movies . Because she did it when her incredible porn star body was in prime condition she was able to believable portray the french sex machine with the high moan factor who merciless milks men dry until they can´t remember on which side the doorknob is. The show had some strange 3D effects - because that was the new thing at that time - and the stories were not that great but it was all worth it to see Miss Allen get her freak on. Whoa, did she ever.
Here it was shown on PRO7 but so far I haven´t seen the DVDs anywhere.
Maybe I´ll have to buy them in Spain. So here´s to Krista Allen, many happy returns and thanks for the mammaries. And if you haven´t seen them do yourself a favor and hunt down those Emmanuelle tv movies.
People always wondered if there was a rivalry between Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson on BAYWATCH and if that was the reason Erika Eleniak left the show but it seems it had something to do with Steven Seagal.
There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - comes closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate in UNDER SIEGE Steven Seagal wanted to put her body to the test on the casting couch.
" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got a huge erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. "
" I refused but Steven Seagal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll during the entire shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday. That´s how she got the role."
Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.
" I learned a lot on that shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many long hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "
Now you have to ask yourself if a skin flick regular like Pamela Anderson who openly admitted to have banged the entire male BAYWATCH cast silly - off camera - really would have a problem milking Steven Seagal dry. On the other hand it is a difference if you vent your uncontrollable nymphomanic urges on a well hung male co - star or let yourself be used by a sleazy actor / producer as his personal sex slave for the duration of a movie shooting.
What lends further credibility to Pamela Anderson´s claim is that Steven Seagal is well known for trying to get sexual favors from female co - stars.
90s erotic sexsation Shannon Whirry - for instance - had her acting debut in Out For Justice and it´s no stretch to assume that the naturally stacked softcore sexbomb who later became famous for doing it for real with her male co - stars on camera like in her movie Ringer had to spread her legs like a professional prostitute and pump Steven´s schlong to get the role.
Back to Erika Eleniak, she appeared in a few movies like BEVERLY HILL BILLIES, CHASERS ( where she had some pretty hot scenes ) , THE OPPONENT , STRIKE FORCE a.k.a. THE LIBRARIANS and BORDELLO OF BLOOD ( which got censored beyond recognition in Germany ) but she never achieved the level of success Pamela Anderson did. Not even Traci Bingham achieved that and she´s built like a porn star for crying out loud.
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
Diamond Dallas Page turns 64 which might confuse my longtime followers since last year I put his age at 53. So either he aged 11 years since 2019 or I messed up and got his age wrong. At least I did a special spin - off post for him in 2018 although the biggest part of that is about his ex - wife wrestling 36D sexbomb Kimberly Page and the Nitro Girls. Since then I came across RING THE DAMN BELL where you can go to find out Whatever Happened to Kimberly Page ? and Whatever Happened to the Nitro Girls ?
Now this was waaay back ( god, I´m dating myself here ) when Eric Bischoff was the boss of the WCW the competition to Vince McMahon´s WWE. They were competing on all levels and to get more viewers Eric Bischoff came up with the idea of the Nitro Girls a dancing group of hot girls ( like on most spanish tv shows I know there are dancers ) some of them even became wrestlers afterwards. It should be no surprise that my favorite was asian dancer Chae An who was notorious for her nippleslips.
At least on german tv, I don´t know if it was scrambled in Amerika.
I could not find a video with one of Chae´s nippleslips but here is a Nitro Girls segment from YouTube with my future wife shaking her moneymakers.
But the hottest Nitro Girl was the leader of the group : Kimberly started out as Diamond Doll, the hot DD chick in the corner of Diamond Dallas Page who distracted his opponent or the judge - whatever was more important. She later married Diamond Dallas Page and it is not known if she was the inspiration for the diamond cutter signature finishing move.
For a time the Nitro Girls were quite popular and there even was a Pay Per View NIRO GIRLS SWIMSUIT CALENDAR SPECIAL which is hard to find.
It featured the regular roster but like a lot of videos to come the most part was the making of or interviews and you just got bits and pieces.
Although with Kimberly even these short clips were totally worth it.
Speaking of great tv entertainment, mangaka Akira Toriyama turns 62 who is of course best known for DRAGONBALL and the adaption as a tv series which is known around the world. I saw it first in Spain because it came to Germany 20 years later but even then it was shown only in censored form because they had to save the little kids from dangerous scenes like this.
Which is one but not the only reason why I can only watch it in the uncut catalan version, even if I only understand half of what they are saying.
Speaking of being out there, while Krista Allen only was in the episode First Person Shooter of THE X - FILES ( although double billed as CG sex fantasy Maitreya and the real life basis stripper Jade Blue Afterglow ) Mitch Pileggi who celebrates his 68th birthday was in most of them as Assistant Director Skinner. He also appeared on SUPERNATURAL, played Al Hawke on the awful BIRDS OF PREY series, voiced Doctor Stanton on BATMAN BEYOND and Commissioner James Gordon on the ugly THE BATMAN cartoon by Jeff Matsuda. The less said about that the better.
Lately Mitch has appeared on a lot of shows I´m watching from Supergirl to NCIS and even on The Rookie. And yep, he also was on Human Target.
To people from my generation I don´t have to explain Agneta Fältskog as one of the founding members of pop cult band ABBA celebrates her 70th birthday. But I think the younger people know the musical first before they discover the band and its music. Usually I would have to look for a video but thanks to the research I did for italian cult siren Sabrina Salerno I bookmarked episodes of Musikladen where ABBA was a frequent guest. The one I chose also features Amanda Lear, David Dundas and Boney M.
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