Now I wish I could tell you more about the series but I have to confess that I never read it. I know that it´s from Bonelli, the same company that publishes DYLAN DOG and I have written a few times about that series.
Bonelli also publishes the famous western series TEX WILLER which I have mentioned before - like in my Salma Hayek birthday post from 2017 - and you can watch the TEX WILLER movie with Giuliano Gemma in my FLASH FRIDAY : RACE AGAINST TIME - PART 1 post and this mixed birthday post .
The only other series where I at least know the name are NATHAN NEVER and ZAGOR, the second one because of the FREE COMIC BOOK DAY issue.
Without any links we start the celebrity birthdays of the day with Timo Würz who turns 47. Which is a special joy for me since I don´t get the opportunity to feature german comicbook artists on the blog often.
Now I don´t know how well known Timo Würz is outside of Germany but there is no one on the face of the earth who doesn´t know Jackie Chan who worked with Bruce Lee and celebrates his 66th birthday Today.
We are closing up the anniversaries for the 7th of April with a sad one : with all the things that have happened lately I only just found out that sexbomb extraordinaire Nikki Fritz passed away on February the 20th.
This year just gets better and better. And to think that this year I had decided to write a bit more about her. Because I was going over my old posts and - at least as I could find - I have not written much about her since her birthday always was shortly after the birthday of Krista Allen and Mia Zottoli. So I mentioned Nikki Fritz and skipped her own birthday later.
April really has a lot of hot sexbombs that celebrate their birthday and with Krista Allen, Mia Zottoli and Nikki Fritz this was always an extra busy time for me checking all the video links back when I had my old boob blog.
This is almost like the trifecta of erotic actresses but not quite as my top three are Nikki Fritz, Mia Zottoli and Shauna O´Brien ( whom you might have seen in The Mistress Club or the Sex Files : Erotic Possession series ) in that particular order. Too bad nobody ever made a film with all three.
Now while you may not know Mia Zottoli or Shauna O´Brien you probably have seen Nikki Fritz who appeared in like a gazillion movies and tv shows during her long career. Of course she was in a lot of midnight special skin flicks and b - movies thanks to her impressive 34D - 24 - 33 measurements but she also appeared in mainstream movies like Smokey And The Bandit - Part 3, A Lowdown Dirty Shame, Burial Of The Rats, Stealth Fighter, Final Voyage, Black And White, Mach 2, The Laws Of Enclosure, Diamond Men or Crash Point Zero and had a guest stint on Beverly Hills 90210 as a stripper.
I vividly remember that episode for three reasons. First up - of course - was Nikki Fritz´s appearance as a stripper at a bachelor party. Second, one of the guys had trouble with his girlfriend who was throwing a hissy fit because one of his friends was having a bachelor party - with a stripper. Not him, just one of his friends. And not a few strippers, just one. The third reason why this episode was burned into my brain is that brunette bra buster Tiffany Amber Thiessen appeared in black lingerie and agreed to be Brian Austin Green´s sex slave ( as she was in real life at that time ).
The buxom brunette with the best set of natural breasts in Hollywood - at least according to Howard Stern and believe me he has done some extensive research in that department - has been scorching the tv screen for quite some time with her curvaceous hardbody and her giant - sized überdeveloped 37DD Beverly Hills much to the delight of males worldwide.
Behind the screen Tiffany Amber Thiessen was an even bigger sex freak and partook in behind the scenes sex marathons where the male crew members took turns banging her brains out and often tagteamed her.
I never was a big fan of the Beverly Hills, 90210 show but that quickly changed when I saw wet Tiffani Thiessen´s booming breasts in a bikini - which was a product of mother nature - and Tori Spelling´s growing boobs - which were a gift of Daddy and the best plastic surgery money could buy.
There was a special episode that got my attention in which Tori Spelling was dancing in a leather hooker outfit while shooting a rock music video.
She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera but that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but she really squeezed her huge breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them straight in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.
What I find a bit strange is how did such a scene get approved when her father was producing this ? Should I be concerned that Daddy dearest put it in the script or does this say more about his employees ? Maybe some disgruntled writer just decided to put his boss´ daughter into a hooker outfit and let her dance for him as payback for sleeping with his wife.
" Okay, Tori, do you think you can move more like a prostitute ? And we need to make the outfit sluttier. This is supposed to be a rock video. "
Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffani was so often in bikinis on that show.
Speaking about hookers, besides appearing on Beverly Hills 90210 Tiffani also was on Saved by the Bell with Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her real stripper nature in Showgirls ( she was practically dicktamed for this role by the cast members - and producers - of Saved By The Bell who took turns slambanging her senseless when they were not busy using Tiffany Amber Thiessen as a blow up sex doll ). The movie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s stripper moves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie .
She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like usual ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, erection vision, perv hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra healing, kama sutra flexibility, sex olympics stamina, multiple position memory, fellatio breath and deepthroat breath. I would say she also has the power to give all men giant erections making their pulsating dicks hard enough to cut diamonds as soon as they look at her but with Miss Berkeley´s super sexy stripper moves that´s a given.
But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the all important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat.
I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mind being at the receiving end of that a few hours .
Coming back to Nikki Fritz, in most erotic movies movies you have three kind of actresses : ones who look totally uninteresting but have acting skills, ones who look hot but are not such a great actress and those who are a wet dream come true. Where you don´t care if she can act at all.
Usually the actress who falls into the first category is the main character, the one that falls into the second category appears in one or two scenes while you can count yourself lucky if the actress from the third category takes her clothes off at all. It´s seldom that somebody with Nikki Fritz´s qualities was a recurring character or even the main lead - although it happened in a few movies. More often than not Nikki Fritz was the main character´s best friend, lesbian co - worker or big - breasted sister - in - law and even if she only appeared in one scene that was totally worth it.
Speaking of ultimate blow up sex dolls born to work the pole, I know that her birthday is at the end of this month but I don´t want to wait because it´s rare to find these kind of videos on YouTube in good quality. Also since I am technically writing this almost four months later I have already missed her anniversary. And this is a video that I have been looking for for years.
It is a clip from the tv show Stars bei der Arbeit ( Stars at Work ) hosted by Paul Panzer with special guest Kaya Yanar and despite the title it did not show stars at work - which would be showing them at what they do every day - but instead had them trying a job they hadn´t done before.
One of their most famous episodes was the one with german 34C - 24 - 34 über MILF Busenwunder Verona Pooth for obvious reasons. Verona is so incredibly hot that Paul Panzer´s glasses were actually all fogged up when she took off her jacket and revealed her breast assets ! While Kaya Yanar was drooling all over Verona´s voluptuous treasure chest Paul Panzer´s brain had apparently shut off because of a severe case of boob overload.
I have mentioned her in quite a few posts now but I still haven´t gotten around to do a proper cult siren entry for her. I guess I´m still hoping to find material on her wardrobe malfunction on TV Total where she couldn´t get her zipper down because of her giant boobs ( see GIF banner below ). Goddamn, that gal has some huge knockers ! Anyway, I did get the DVD of the first season of Stars at Work and it´s totally worth it for this episode.
Even though we already have a comicbook video I wanted to include a video about Martin Mystere but since the book is not very popular in Germany or America the only ones I found are in italian. Sorry, guys.
Even though I usually try to avoid leaving the house without necessity the lockdown is slowly getting to me. And one of the best remedies for that are cartoons. One problem is that there are so many shows that you can´t possibly know them all and therefore you might loose out on some rare gems. So since it´s been a while here is another of the ever so popular top tens this time about the Top 10 Criminally Underrated Cartoon Series.
When I am doing these bonus sections I always try to include as many different videos as possible since you never know what your audience likes. Especially when you don´t get a lot of comments ( hint, hint ). So I wanted to add a funny video - since we don´t have enough to laugh about in these trying times - but as longtime readers know I like to kill two egg rolls with one stone so here is hasian Jenny Babas who is not only hilarious but oozes sex appeal from every pore. I haven´t posted a video with her in a hot minute and on Today´s menu ( pun intended ) is My Date With A Pig and sexy Jenny looks hot, even when she is eating spaghetti with her fingers. By the way, I´m not sure but the title may have a double meaning.
Now while people in what we call " the civilized world " don´t eat with their hands that is different from country to country and also depends on what you are eating. Like pizza. You can totally eat that with your hands.
Speaking about the differences between countries, one of the biggest is that in America women have to go to a topless or nude beach to take their tops off while in Europe they can do that at a regular beach. That´s what I miss the most about going on a holiday : beach bunnies butts.
Speaking of bikini babes with well rounded buttocks here is Gerardo´s Latin Till I Die with more bikini babes than you can shake a stick at.
We are continuing our series of classic black and white tv series with a random episode of Dragnet. Because the only thing about this I know is the movie version with Blues Brother and Ghostbuster Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Alexandra Paul of Baywatch fame and PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month in November of 1981 Shannon Tweed, PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month in August 1986 Ava Fabian - whom I featured in my birthday post for EC Comics Joe Orlando - but most importantly 37E ( !!! ) - 23 - 35 Playmate Of The Month in March 1984 Dona L. Speir best known for her role of sexy secret agent Donna Hamilton, the go - to gal in Andy Sidaris' flashy series of spy - chick erotic thrillers since 1987. Dona got her own cult siren entry in 2016 with re - post in 2017 and again in 2018 . Coming back to Dragnet I don´t think the movie is representative of what the tv show was like.
Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.
And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
Closing things out for Today is the feature film Extreme Justice from 1993 starring Young Guns Lou Diamond Phillips, Scott Glenn and Yaphet Kotto.
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