The mysterious mystery of Martin Mystére

A few weeks ago while doing research I came across a whole slew of covers of the italian fumetto MARTIN MYSTÉRE better known as MARTIN MYSTERY in America ( you might have seen the cartoon ) and I thought before they accumulate dust on my laptop why not put them into a post ?

Now I wish I could tell you more about the series but I have to confess that I never read it. I know that it´s from Bonelli, the same company that publishes DYLAN DOG and I have written a few times about that series.

Bonelli also publishes the famous western series TEX WILLER which I have mentioned before - like in my Salma Hayek birthday post from 2017 - and you can watch the TEX WILLER movie with Giuliano Gemma in my FLASH FRIDAY : RACE AGAINST TIME - PART 1 post and this mixed birthday post .

The only other series where I at least know the name are NATHAN NEVER and ZAGOR, the second one because of the FREE COMIC BOOK DAY issue.

Without any links we start the celebrity birthdays of the day with Timo Würz who turns 47. Which is a special joy for me since I don´t get the opportunity to feature german comicbook artists on the blog often.



Now I don´t know how well known Timo Würz is outside of Germany but there is no one on the face of the earth who doesn´t know Jackie Chan who worked with Bruce Lee and celebrates his 66th birthday Today.



We are closing up the anniversaries for the 7th of April with a sad one : with all the things that have happened lately I only just found out that sexbomb extraordinaire Nikki Fritz passed away on February the 20th.

This year just gets better and better. And to think that this year I had decided to write a bit more about her. Because I was going over my old posts and - at least as I could find - I have not written much about her since her birthday always was shortly after the birthday of Krista Allen and Mia Zottoli. So I mentioned Nikki Fritz and skipped her own birthday later.

April really has a lot of hot sexbombs that celebrate their birthday and with Krista Allen, Mia Zottoli and Nikki Fritz this was always an extra busy time for me checking all the video links back when I had my old boob blog.

This is almost like the trifecta of erotic actresses but not quite as my top three are Nikki Fritz, Mia Zottoli and Shauna O´Brien ( whom you might have seen in The Mistress Club or the Sex Files : Erotic Possession series ) in that particular order. Too bad nobody ever made a film with all three.

Now while you may not know Mia Zottoli or Shauna O´Brien you probably have seen Nikki Fritz who appeared in like a gazillion movies and tv shows during her long career. Of course she was in a lot of midnight special skin flicks and b - movies thanks to her impressive 34D - 24 - 33 measurements but she also appeared in mainstream movies like Smokey And The Bandit - Part 3, A Lowdown Dirty Shame, Burial Of The Rats, Stealth Fighter, Final Voyage, Black And White, Mach 2, The Laws Of Enclosure, Diamond Men or Crash Point Zero and had a guest stint on Beverly Hills 90210 as a stripper.



I vividly remember that episode for three reasons. First up - of course - was Nikki Fritz´s appearance as a stripper at a bachelor party. Second, one of the guys had trouble with his girlfriend who was throwing a hissy fit because one of his friends was having a bachelor party - with a stripper. Not him, just one of his friends. And not a few strippers, just one. The third reason why this episode was burned into my brain is that brunette bra buster Tiffany Amber Thiessen appeared in black lingerie and agreed to be Brian Austin Green´s sex slave ( as she was in real life at that time ).



The buxom brunette with the best set of natural breasts in Hollywood - at least according to Howard Stern and believe me he has done some extensive research in that department - has been scorching the tv screen for quite some time with her curvaceous hardbody and her giant - sized überdeveloped 37DD Beverly Hills much to the delight of males worldwide.

Behind the screen Tiffany Amber Thiessen was an even bigger sex freak and partook in behind the scenes sex marathons where the male crew members took turns banging her brains out and often tagteamed her.

I never was a big fan of the Beverly Hills, 90210 show but that quickly changed when I saw wet Tiffani Thiessen´s booming breasts in a bikini - which was a product of mother nature - and Tori Spelling´s growing boobs - which were a gift of Daddy and the best plastic surgery money could buy.

There was a special episode that got my attention in which Tori Spelling was dancing in a leather hooker outfit while shooting a rock music video.

She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera but that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but she really squeezed her huge breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them straight in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.

What I find a bit strange is how did such a scene get approved when her father was producing this ? Should I be concerned that Daddy dearest put it in the script or does this say more about his employees ? Maybe some disgruntled writer just decided to put his boss´ daughter into a hooker outfit and let her dance for him as payback for sleeping with his wife.

" Okay, Tori, do you think you can move more like a prostitute ? And we need to make the outfit sluttier. This is supposed to be a rock video. " 



Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffani was so often in bikinis on that show.

Speaking about hookers, besides appearing on Beverly Hills 90210 Tiffani also was on Saved by the Bell with Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her real stripper nature in Showgirls ( she was practically dicktamed for this role by the cast members - and producers - of Saved By The Bell who took turns slambanging her senseless when they were not busy using Tiffany Amber Thiessen as a blow up sex doll ). The movie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s stripper moves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie .

She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like usual ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, erection vision, perv hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra healing, kama sutra flexibility, sex olympics stamina, multiple position memory, fellatio breath and deepthroat breath. I would say she also has the power to give all men giant erections making their pulsating dicks hard enough to cut diamonds as soon as they look at her but with Miss Berkeley´s super sexy stripper moves that´s a given.

But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the all important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat.

I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mind being at the receiving end of that a few hours .

Coming back to Nikki Fritz, in most erotic movies movies you have three kind of actresses : ones who look totally uninteresting but have acting skills, ones who look hot but are not such a great actress and those who are a wet dream come true. Where you don´t care if she can act at all.

Usually the actress who falls into the first category is the main character, the one that falls into the second category appears in one or two scenes while you can count yourself lucky if the actress from the third category takes her clothes off at all. It´s seldom that somebody with Nikki Fritz´s qualities was a recurring character or even the main lead - although it happened in a few movies. More often than not Nikki Fritz was the main character´s best friend, lesbian co - worker or big - breasted sister - in - law and even if she only appeared in one scene that was totally worth it.

Speaking of ultimate blow up sex dolls born to work the pole, I know that her birthday is at the end of this month but I don´t want to wait because it´s rare to find these kind of videos on YouTube in good quality. Also since I am technically writing this almost four months later I have already missed her anniversary. And this is a video that I have been looking for for years.

It is a clip from the tv show Stars bei der Arbeit ( Stars at Work ) hosted by Paul Panzer with special guest Kaya Yanar and despite the title it did not show stars at work - which would be showing them at what they do every day - but instead had them trying a job they hadn´t done before.

One of their most famous episodes was the one with german 34C - 24 - 34 über MILF Busenwunder Verona Pooth for obvious reasons. Verona is so incredibly hot that Paul Panzer´s glasses were actually all fogged up when she took off her jacket and revealed her breast assets ! While Kaya Yanar was drooling all over Verona´s voluptuous treasure chest Paul Panzer´s brain had apparently shut off because of a severe case of boob overload.

I have mentioned her in quite a few posts now but I still haven´t gotten around to do a proper cult siren entry for her. I guess I´m still hoping to find material on her wardrobe malfunction on TV Total where she couldn´t get her zipper down because of her giant boobs ( see GIF banner below ). Goddamn, that gal has some huge knockers ! Anyway, I did get the DVD of the first season of Stars at Work and it´s totally worth it for this episode.



Even though we already have a comicbook video I wanted to include a video about Martin Mystere but since the book is not very popular in Germany or America the only ones I found are in italian. Sorry, guys.



Even though I usually try to avoid leaving the house without necessity the lockdown is slowly getting to me. And one of the best remedies for that are cartoons. One problem is that there are so many shows that you can´t possibly know them all and therefore you might loose out on some rare gems. So since it´s been a while here is another of the ever so popular top tens this time about the Top 10 Criminally Underrated Cartoon Series.



When I am doing these bonus sections I always try to include as many different videos as possible since you never know what your audience likes. Especially when you don´t get a lot of comments ( hint, hint ). So I wanted to add a funny video - since we don´t have enough to laugh about in these trying times - but as longtime readers know I like to kill two egg rolls with one stone so here is hasian Jenny Babas who is not only hilarious but oozes sex appeal from every pore. I haven´t posted a video with her in a hot minute and on Today´s menu ( pun intended ) is My Date With A Pig and sexy Jenny looks hot, even when she is eating spaghetti with her fingers. By the way, I´m not sure but the title may have a double meaning.



Now while people in what we call " the civilized world " don´t eat with their hands that is different from country to country and also depends on what you are eating. Like pizza. You can totally eat that with your hands.



Speaking about the differences between countries, one of the biggest is that in America women have to go to a topless or nude beach to take their tops off while in Europe they can do that at a regular beach. That´s what I miss the most about going on a holiday : beach bunnies butts.



Speaking of bikini babes with well rounded buttocks here is Gerardo´s Latin Till I Die with more bikini babes than you can shake a stick at.



We are continuing our series of classic black and white tv series with a random episode of Dragnet. Because the only thing about this I know is the movie version with Blues Brother and Ghostbuster Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Alexandra Paul of Baywatch fame and PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month in November of 1981 Shannon Tweed, PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month in August 1986 Ava Fabian - whom I featured in my birthday post for EC Comics Joe Orlando - but most importantly 37E ( !!! ) - 23 - 35 Playmate Of The Month in March 1984 Dona L. Speir best known for her role of sexy secret agent Donna Hamilton, the go - to gal in Andy Sidaris' flashy series of spy - chick erotic thrillers since 1987. Dona got her own cult siren entry in 2016 with re - post in 2017 and again in 2018 . Coming back to Dragnet I don´t think the movie is representative of what the tv show was like.



Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.

And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .

And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

Closing things out for Today is the feature film Extreme Justice from 1993 starring Young Guns Lou Diamond Phillips, Scott Glenn and Yaphet Kotto.



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Die Leute versuchen imer hinter meine Fassade zu gucken aber da ist nichts.

Fast cars, faster bikini women retro spin off

With such a long period between posts it should be self explanatory that I can´t fit all the birthdays into one post. At the moment I have split them into three posts but I wouldn´t be surprised if I had to make two more.

Now since I have to make another Arthur Adams post anyway I want to use the opportunity to post some of the pages that were supposed to go into the main part of this belated birthday post but that I couldn´t fit in.

In this Arthur Adams spin off post we have all the hot cult sirens who earned their money in swimwear and the first on is Krista Allen who celebrated her 48th birthday on April the 5th. The bodacious brunette played Clark Kent´s hot new teacher on SMALLVILLE, Jim Carey´s new neighbor with the big boobs in LIAR LIAR and the sexy oracle on CHARMED but she is best known for her role of Jenna Avid on BAYWATCH HAWAII .

Now my readers outside of Germany probably don´t know what BAYWATCH HAWAII is and for the longest time I thought it was a BAYWATCH spin off.

Like BAYWATCH NIGHTS. So I was very surprised when I went looking on amazon for that and couldn´t find it. That´s because in Germany they titled seasons 10 and 11 of the regular show BAYWATCH HAWAII which exists nowhere else. Only in Germany there is a BAYWATCH HAWAII. I do not know if they felt the need to give it an extra push because they exchanged the whole cast and relocated to Hawaii or they thought the german viewers would be too confused. In any case it was a weird thing.

BAYWATCH was really big in the 90s and it is like THE ultimate babe tv show. No kidding. No other show had more actresses who were featured in Playboy or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she´s in - at least - one of the episodes.

David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).

Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of Baywatch in an article from 2003 . Pam admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some sextra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man I wanted and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking. "

Now I don´t know if this was still going on when BAYWATCH HAWAII was on but surely none of the female cast members would play second fiddle on this sex orgy merry go round. Kama Sutra instructor in spe Krista Allen for example played Emanuelle in eight made for tv movies . Because she did it when her incredible porn star body was in prime condition she was able to believable portray the french sex machine with the high moan factor who merciless milks men dry until they can´t remember on which side the doorknob is. The show had some strange 3D effects - because that was the new thing at that time - and the stories were not that great but it was all worth it to see Miss Allen get her freak on. Whoa, did she ever.

Here it was shown on PRO7 but so far I haven´t seen the DVDs anywhere. Maybe I´ll have to buy them in Spain. So here´s to Krista Allen, many happy returns and thanks for the mammaries. And if you haven´t seen them do yourself a favor and hunt down those Emmanuelle tv movies.

The most famous of a veritable plethora of incredibly hot women that went through the revolving casting doors of BAYWATCH is without any doubt Pamela Anderson and it is beyond belief that so far I have only mentioned her in the first ever Casting the Justice League of America movie post where I naturally cast her as Power Girl ( a role she was born to play ). Because Pam An was not only the very first candidate in my hugely popular SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob - centric blog.

No, she also is on my TOP TEN MOVIE STRIPTEASE list thanks to her boner inducing wet & wild opening scene from the movie adaption of Dark Horse Comics BARB WIRE. Most of this was cut off in the german version which is one of the reason why the movie flopped so much in movie theaters while the video cassette of the original US version became such a huge success.

Anyway, I still intend to do posts for all of the striptease babes on my list but every year I have to postpone Pamela Anderson´s cult siren entry.

Coming back to BAYWATCH, go go dancer Carmen Electra was one of my favorite sexbombs on that show. She is in the special Baywatch edition of Casting the Justice League of America movie where I cast her as original Batgirl Barbara Gordon and she had to share the post with Erika Eleniak.

Just last year I finally managed to get the DVD of Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding - which I haven´t gotten around to rewatch yet - but Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission.

We are making the jump from BAYWATCH HAWAII to another franchise from the same area that also includes a lot of hot women in bikinis. Guys from my generation will remember the HAWAIIAN TROPIC which was one of the bikini contest shows that were on tv between the end of the 80s and well into the 90s like THE BIKINI OPEN. Here in Germany it was on the sports channel of all places and don´t ask me for the reasoning behind that. I was just glad I got to see it. The episode below is from 1987 and the reason why I picked it is that it features Debbe Dunning among the contestants who took over the role of the Tool Time Girl on HOME IMPROVEMENT after Pamela Anderson left the show to become world famous with BAYWATCH.



We are taking a short break from the boob tube with the anniversary of Gil Kane´s birth which was on April the 6th. He was one of the great artists of the 20th century and while it took me a while to do a post on him I more than made up for that by dedicating fifteen ( 15 !!! ) posts to him.

But before you panic, most of the posts just contain a selection of covers which is one of the things he was known for. For Marvel he did a plethora of covers which is one of the reasons why I made more Marvel posts than DC posts for him. I also still have over a dozen bookmarks for Gil Kane but there is still one post I plan to make and I hope I can include them there.

With so many posts I almost didn´t include them but then I decided in favor of my newer readers. I thought about just numbering them but I think if I go to all the trouble and go through these links I should include some info. As I said I made less posts for DC than for Marvel, one about his covers for the german Superman / Batman issues by Ehapa , one with his covers for Green Lantern and the last one with more DC covers . For his Marvel work I did posts with some of his best covers , with more covers , with his Giant - Sized covers , his covers for Shang - Chi : Master of Kung Fu, one about his covers for Marvel´s horror titles - almost in alphabetical order - and the last one with even more covers for their horror titles .

I also did a black and white post with a selection of covers for DC and Marvel , one post with some covers from western comic books for DC and Marvel , one post with covers for swords and sorcery comic books , one post with an emphasis on DC and Marvel´s black characters , one about covers for comic books related to movies and last but not least one with covers for all those comic book series you may never have heard about .

Of course Gil Kane did more than just covers and his überlong list of work includes AMAZING SPIDER - MAN where he illustrated some of the most iconic stories - with inks by the equally legendary John Romita Senior.



Since this is a Marvel themed post it´s only fitting that our next candidate is Paul Rudd who celebrated his 50th birthday since he plays the Scott Lang Ant Man. He also played Desmond Fellows on Veronica Mars with bikini 34D siren Charisma Carpenter best known as Cordelia on ANGEL.

One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed she still can deliver the goods.

In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission . Daimn !



We are staying with incredibly hot women a bit longer as famous soft sex / erotic movie / b - movie cult siren Mia Zottoli turned 51. So far I haven´t managed to do a full post on her and it looks like this won´t change soon.

If you watch b - movies you have probably seen her in some movies and if you watch erotic movies chances are very high you have seen her take her clothes off. She had some breast surgery early in her career from which she benefitted greatly as you can see in her best best movies which are The Mummy´s Kiss, Fast Lane to Las Vegas and Sinful Temptations ( a+ ).

Especially the last one is my favorite Mia Zottoli movie not only because she´s in her best physical condition in this one but also because it has a lot of nude scenes with her in such a relatively short film. So check out her movies - if you haven´t yet - and for Mia Zottoli : many happy returns, as always good luck, stay strong, healthy and thanks for the mammaries !

The month of April really has a lot of hot sexbombs that celebrate their birthday that month and with Krista Allen, Mia Zottoli and Nikki Fritz who celebrated her 51st birthday on April the 7th this was always an extra busy time for me checking all the video links back when I had my old boob blog.

This is almost like the trifecta of erotic actresses but not quite as my top three are Nikki Fritz, Mia Zottoli and Shauna O´Brien ( whom you might have seen in The Mistress Club or the Sex Files : Erotic Possession series ) in that particular order. Too bad nobody ever made a film with all three.

At this point I have so many bookmarks for my posts that I am not sure for whom I still have something. I thought I had to include one of these short clips with Nikki Fritz you can find on YouTube but then I stumbled across Bikini Drive - In which not only features Nikki but also Michelle Bauer. 



We are staying with screen sexbombs as Steven Seagal turned 67 on April the 10th and it´s probably no big surprise that my favorite movie with him is Under Siege. Which is called ALARMSTUFE ROT ( Condition Red ) in Germany. That´s what you get when you use german words for a movie title that make no sense in german - then they have to come up with a different name. And that was one of the reasons why it was so difficult for me to find stuff about the movie until I figured out the original title.

Under Siege is one of the better Steven Seagal movies which means that his acting is not as bad as in other movies and it also has big stars like Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey and Nick Mancuso. The plot is simple but even though he only beats up smaller guys ( Did you notice that in most movies Steven Seagal only fights people who are smaller than him ? It makes it hard to take him serious. ) it´s a pretty decent action movie.

But the reason why I really like the film is of course Erika " Double E " Eleniak and her sexy striptease after she comes out of a cake . She really shows some talent there which makes the fact that she never continued in that direction just more tragic. The stripper career she could have had.

So it´s no surprise that Erection Erika is the most prominently featured baywatchable sexbomb on this blog or that I re - posted her original cult siren entry in 2015 , in 2016 and also in 2018 . Besides her entry in the cinema hall of striptease fame Erika also appeared in a few movies like BEVERLY HILL BILLIES, CHASERS ( where she had some pretty hot scenes ) , THE OPPONENT , STRIKE FORCE a.k.a. THE LIBRARIANS and BORDELLO OF BLOOD ( which got censored beyond recognition in Germany ) but she never achieved the level of success Pamela Anderson did. Not even Traci Bingham achieved that and she´s build like a porn star for crying out loud.

You can say what you want about Steven Seagal but he sure does have an eye for talent because it has been said that he included Erika Eleniak.

And if that rumor is true he has earned my eternal gratitude for giving the entire world one of the best film striptease ever. And her manager who persuaded to take this part and use her stripper skills to the benefit of mankind. I bet he got something out of the deal as well. I know that if it had been me there would have been a few private sessions of rehearsing.

People always wondered if there was a rivalry between Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson and if that was the reason Erika Eleniak left the show.

There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - comes closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate in UNDER SIEGE Steven Segal wanted to put her body to the test on the casting couch.

" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got a huge erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. " 

" I refused but Steven Segal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll durnig the entire shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday, That´s how she got the role."

Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.

" I learned a lot on that shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many long hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "

So that´s the last of this but if you want more of these bikini baring actresses you can check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN  - OFF POST .

Another thing that was big in the 90s were push up bras and I don´t know if any of the sexbombs on BAYWATCH wore them - at least on the show - but ever since I posted a few review videos for the new upbra readers have been clamoring for more and now I can finally fulfill those requests.



We are slowly making our way through the red carpet sexbombs and since this post is all about hot women and fast cars I just had to include Parnia Porsche and Mercedes Carrera. Parnia ( 23 ) is an australian model ( 34 - 25 - 37 ), self professed rapper and former boxer who was born on May the 7th in 1995 and who has been in MAXIM PLAYBOY and FHM, Mercedes ( 36 ) is american adult model and porn star ( 34E - 26 - 40 ) of german, lakotan, puerto rican and swedish descent who was born on Novemder the 30th in 1982, Melissa Riso ( 32 ) is american glamour and adult model ( 32C - 24 - 34 ) who was born on the 27th of June in 1986 and all I could find out about Milanya Maria is that her measurements are 32D - 24 - 34. Any additional info about these or any of the other red carpet sexbombs is appreciated.







You can say what you want about the Hoff but he has become a pop culture icon. And a famous pop star in Germany. Here he is at Dancing With The Stars performing the opening song of BAYWATCH. Yes, for those who were distracted by the incredibly high amount of boobage in the BAYWATCH opener there actually was a catchy theme song for the show. 



Now not all of David Hasselhoff´s tv shows were such great hits as BAYWATCH. One that tanked on an epic level was RING OF THE MUSKETEER but what do you expect when the casting director thinks it´s a good idea to put someone as bad at acting asThomas Gottschalk on the show ? I bet there was some shady side deal with Disneyworld Resort Paris going on.



The first big hit that David Hasselhoff had was KNIGHT RIDER - a show that tv producers tried to copy for decades without any success - but since there is no CARtoon version of it here is another show with fantastic cars ( this pun is for my spanish readers ) that was a big success in the 80s.



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When I first came to BAYWATCH I was scared because I couldn´t swim but then David Hasselhoff came to me and said : " That´s okay because I can´t act. "