Now I thought long and hard ( double meaning intended ) about IF I should really do this post since it will contain a lot of the old copy / paste and you can read most parts of this in the usual BAYWATCH spin - off posts.
Plus I have constantly mentioned the sexbombs from BAYWATCH in my posts in honor of Hugh Hefner - of which I still have to finish the last two - and just a week ago I mentioned Erika Eleniak. Again. So why write this ?
Well, first of all because I already promised to do so in said Hugh Hefner posts as it was the reason why I kept the parts about Pamela Anderson ( in part 4 ) and Erika Eleniak ( in part 5 ) so short. And I don´t like to go back on my word. Secondly, I know that people are lazy and not everybody uses the links to check out the old posts. It´s a lot of work for me to always include the links to previous posts - or other stuff - which is why I try to copy / paste as much of it as possible. But I know that not every reader appreciates it or uses it and just skip the parts with the cult sirens.
Which is their right since I don´t want to force my faithful followers to read everything. Especially if they have already read it in a previous post.
I am happy if my readers get anything at all out of my posts which is the reason why I always try to cover a lot of different subjects and genres in the bonus section. But still some readers skip over these parts and I don´t want them to miss out on all those bra busting BAYWATCH beachbodies.
And last but not least I am writing this for myself. I know that you might think I should have gotten all the sexual energy out of my system with seven ( !!! ) posts filled to the brim with all the playmates, actresses and other sexbombs who have ever been in an issue of PLAYBOY or one of their videos. But I am writing this in August in the midst of a heatwave and for the last week I have constantly been thinking about this post.
One clear sign for myself that it´s time to do a post is when I start writing it in my head whether I want to or not and the last seven days I have mentally written lengthy paragraphs about it and every time I finally got up I have found reasons to do - or at least finish - other posts I started.
Another factor in writing the posts is my health - as longtime followers know - and as I said we are in the middle of a heat wave and I have a lot of gas so my options here are to stay in bed and sweat like a pig and thinking about writing this post while farting all the time or finally write this post.
Also while sweating and farting a lot. So get ready for another round and maybe I can even include some new stuff. I hope I can keep it SFW - or as safe for work as all of my BAYWATCH posts - but as experience has shown us that doesn´t always work out. So without any further ado let´s start.
It´s probably no big surprise that my favorite movie with Steven Seagal is Under Siege. Which is called ALARMSTUFE ROT ( Condition Red ) in Germany. That´s what you get when you use german words for a movie title that make no sense in german - then they have to come up with a different name. And that was one of the reasons why it was so difficult for me to find stuff about the movie until I figured out the original title.
Under Siege is one of the better Steven Seagal movies which means that his acting is not as bad as in other movies and it also has big stars like Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey and Nick Mancuso. The plot is simple but even though he only beats up smaller guys ( Did you notice that in most movies Steven Seagal only fights people who are smaller than him ? It makes it hard to take him serious. ) it´s a pretty decent action movie.
But the reason why I really like the film is of course Erika " Double E " Eleniak and her sexy striptease after she comes out of a cake . She really shows some talent there which makes the fact that she never continued in that direction just more tragic. The stripper career she could have had.
You can say what you want about Steven Seagal but he sure does have an eye for talent because it has been said that he included Erika Eleniak.
And if that rumor is true he has earned my eternal gratitude for giving the entire world one of the best film striptease ever. And her manager who persuaded to take this part and use her stripper skills to the benefit of mankind. I bet he got something out of the deal as well. I know that if it had been me there would have been a few private sessions of rehearsing.
Erika started on BAYWATCH where in one of the first episodes she got into trouble because of some raunchy pictures of her that were published.
Which at that time didn´t make much sense because her breasts were rather average and only grew to the enormous size she has been known for ever since in later episodes of one of the most successful series on the planet. I bet producer David Hasselhoff wished he had known this before.
So Erika Eleniak became the " queen of the mountain " on BAYWATCH with the biggest boobs around ...... until 36E - 22 - 35 ( measurements are subject to change ) sex icon of the decade Pamela Anderson came around.
And I´m not exaggerating since she was the predominant blonde sexbomb of the 90s. All men wanted to have sex with her, all women wanted to look like her and all casting directors wanted to have her in their projects or at least the next Pamela Anderson or at least a Pamela Anderson - lookalike.
Pam is always portrayed as a dumb blonde but she and Debbe Dunning had the same starting conditions. Which were a certain degree of fame due to exposure on shows like Baywatch and Home Improvement and a body that could cause the number of sold copies of men´s magazines to skyrocket .
Still somehow Pamela has managed to make a successful career out of it while Debbe´s artistic highlight is Jessica Rabbit in Misery Brothers.
BAYWATCH was really big in the 90s and it is like THE ultimate babe tv show. No kidding. No other show had more actresses who were featured in PLAYBOY or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she´s in one of the episodes.
The most famous of a veritable plethora of incredibly hot women that went through the revolving casting doors of BAYWATCH is without any doubt Pamela Anderson and it is beyond belief that so far I have only mentioned her in the first ever Casting the Justice League of America movie post where I naturally cast her as Power Girl ( a role she was born to play ). Because Pam An was not only the very first candidate in my hugely popular SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob - centric blog.
No, she also is on my TOP TEN MOVIE STRIPTEASE list thanks to her boner inducing wet & wild opening scene from the movie adaption of Dark Horse Comics BARB WIRE. Most of this was cut off in the german version which is one of the reason why the movie flopped so much in movie theaters while the video cassette of the original US version became such a huge success.
David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).
Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of Baywatch in an article from 2003 . Pam admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man I wanted and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking. "
And cast member Carmen Electra also verified Pamela Anderson´s claims :
When I joined BAYWATCH in 1997 it was already the number one show around the world. I was paired with David Chokachi who had separated from Pamela Anderson who had dicktamed him during those infamous behind - the - scenes BAYWATCH fuck marathons. Pam had literally banged his brains out six ways to Sunday and now David had set his sights on me.
Now I am not saying that I wasn´t attracted to David since his body was sculpted like a greek god and all the sun and water was like a natural aphrodisiac. But after Pam had broken him in a lot of sexual energy had accumulated and if I hadn´t learned to spread my legs better than a fillipino hooker during my tenure as a go - go dancer David would have broken me apart with his huge erection. Now I have been impaled by some giant horsecocks in my time and I was a squirt session professional since I was discovered by Prince who invited me to a private audition.
I was working as a go - go dancer back then and aside from the regular go - go dance we also had to perform lapdances for wealthy clients and have sex with them. Now I´m not going to tell you every juicy detail of what happend during my first encounter with Prince but I can proudly say that the lyrics of 23 positions in a one night stand was inspired by it and that we did more than 23 positions but he had to turn it down for the label.
Anyway, David was a complete sex freak who kept pounding me almost non stop until I was his willing blow up sex doll and my uninhibited sex marathons with him ultimately led to my divorce of Denis Rodman.
Because while he boasted to be a sex machine his schlong just couldn´t take the constant sex attacks. I was at a bad place at that time and tried to compensate it with sex so I was milking Denis dry whenever I could get him alone. I deepthroated his dick for hours and when he was good and ready I jumped on top of him and pumped him relentlessly until he shot his load. Then I got him hard again and made him squirt until he literally couldn´t get it up again. He had to rest for a few days but as soon as he was ready again I jumped him again. In the end all we shared was sex and then Denis couldn´t even do that anymore so we went our separate ways.
Some of the female cast members have mentioned that David Hasselhoff did indeed have sex with some of the hot sexbombs on the show, in particular afro - american aphrodite Traci Bingham who for her part never acknowledged being used as a nubian blow up sex doll by David Hasselhoff.
" I have heard of the wild behind the scenes sex orgies of BAYWATCH but I never had sex with David. When I auditioned he lobbied heavily to get me cast and he took me under his wing but David was always a complete gentleman. Of course there was an attraction between us but we always kept it professional and I loved working with David. And also under David.
But mostly on top of David .... I mean, he always tried to penetrate me to my deepest core ... to penetrate to the core of the scene and we had many long nights where he drilled me relentlessly until we reached the climax together in a sweaty heap. I did my best to open up to David´s huge talent and he had a lot of stamina. I loved working with him. "
Insiders have a different version of what happened with Traci Bingham.
" Are you kidding me ? Of course he dicktamed her to be his sex slave. David Hasselhoff had the hots for Traci Bigham since day one and he used all of his influence as a producer to get the sexbomb cast as Jordan Tate.
It´s true, he never had casting couch auditions for any of the female cast members but that doesn´t mean he didn´t have sex with them once they were part of the show. And boy did he break in stallion Traci Bingham.
When she joined the cast every male actor had the jungle fever. I mean, Traci had huge tits, an ass that won´t quit and legs up to her chin. She´s built like a freaking porn star but she looks way better than most porn stars. So everybody wanted to Bangher behind the scenes but David made it clear that she was only there for his enjoyment. He always scheduled rehearsing sessions with her late at night and accidentally walked in on her when she was completely naked in the dressing room or under the shower. In fact they took a few showers together where they didn´t have sex but David took several hours to make sure Traci´s fantastic boobs were soaped up well. And since he had used up all the soap on Traci she had to soap up his entire body using her big tits rubbing her hard nipples all over him. So they were already pretty worked up when they started rehearsing their scenes and because David had a huge boner and Traci was soaking wet it always turned into heated love making scenes that ended up being cut. In the show David had more and more scenes with Traci and the late night rehearsals were soon relocated to the jacuzzi where he finally battered her into submission in the worst way. He slam fucked her like she owed him money. After that he had his way with her every day. "
Be that as it may Traci Bingham also has gone on record that she used to participate in wild sex parties using her fame to lure in young studs :
" I ´m aware of the nicknames the press gave me like Traci Banghim or Traci WhamBangThankYouMaam and the truth is I definitely earned them. When I was on BAYWATCH I would go to the bank after shooting, walk out with a backpack full of cash and then get in a car full with sixteen - , seventeen - , eighteen - year old boys. We would buy licor, drive to my place and once I got them drunk enough those eager teenagers took turns trying to tame me all weekend long. I still love taking hot baths and hot showers with young studs using my entire body to drive them crazy. "
Speaking of baywatchable ultimate sexbombs, the most prominent on this blog is without any doubt natural born stripper starlet Erika " Double E " Eleniak who boobed out extremely after she left BAYWATCH much to the chagrin of the show´s producers. Erika is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE so it´s no surprise that I re - posted her original cult siren entry in 2015 , in 2016 and also in 2018 .
People always wondered if there was a rivalry between Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson and if that was the reason Erika Eleniak left the show .
There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - comes closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate in UNDER SIEGE Steven Seagal wanted to put her body to the test on the casting couch.
" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got a huge erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. "
" I refused but Steven Seagal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll during the entire shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday. That´s how she got the role."
Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.
" I learned a lot on that shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many long hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "
Now you have to ask yourself if a skin flick regular like Pamela Anderson who openly admitted to have banged the entire male BAYWATCH cast silly - off camera - really would have a problem milking Steven Seagal dry. On the other hand it is a difference if you vent your uncontrollable nymphomanic urges on a well hung male co - star or let yourself be used by a sleazy actor / producer as his personal sex slave for the duration of a movie shooting.
Also Erika Eleniak not only was the Playmate Of The Month July in 1989 she also enhanced her boobs to the size of two giant twin torpedoes to get the 34C - 24 - 32 measurements that left all viewers drooling and gave all her male co stars giant erections. Who unlike the guys in front of the tv screens could do something about it. Erika was the big breasted queen of BAYWATCH and before she deepthroated Billy Warlock into becumming her personal sex slave all the guys took turns pounding her into submission.
She was in her prime during the filming of Under Siege so it´s no stretch that she used the superior sex skills she gained from the uninhibited BAYWATCH boning marathons where she was merciless drilled by huge, pulsating appendages to get the part of stripping playmate of the month Jordan Tate - which none other than Steven Seagal put into the script.
Gary Busey recalls that Steven Seagal was extremely determined to have explicit sex with Erika Eleniak and that he constantly tried to add a love scene to the script so he could really get down and dirty. So whenever Gary was on the set he took her under his wing but he wasn´t always there to protect Erika so she ended up as Steven Seagal´s newest sex toy.
" Erika Eleniak has a reputation as a world class blowjob champion which earned her the nickname " the human dickmilking machine " back in her BAYWATCH days. She is just inhuman when it comes to sucking dick and she can swallow even the biggest erections. She can unhinge her jaw like a boa constrictor and she goes to town on a guy´s boner for hours. So whenever there was a short break in the shooting Steven Seagal would back Erika in a corner in a secluded area and make her lubricate his dick. "
" One time somebody from the crew surprised them and Erika was on her knees with her giant boobs hanging out and you could see Steven had just exploded in her face. Everything below her nose was covered in cum and there were two thick streams of it coming out of Erika´s nose. It was running down her chest and there was a huge splash between her tits. "
" At this point it was no secret that Steven was slam - fucking Erika at every chance he got and during longer breaks he rushed her into his trailer for " script conferences " but you could hear that he was giving it to Erika in the worst way. Erika was known as a moaner from the set of BAYWATCH but Steven drilled her relentlessly in every orifice and made her a screamer. You could hear her scream at the top of her lungs and the reason why she had no dialogue in some scenes is that she was hoarse. "
" Whenever there was a lunch break - which in Steven´s case lasted three hours - or after the crew had left for the day - Steven used and abused Erika like a fillipino prostitute. He really stretched out all her holes while making her assume all the positions from the Kama Sutra and a lot of the male crew snuck back onto the set to watch the midnight sex olympics. "
Back to Erika Eleniak, she appeared in a few movies like BEVERLY HILL BILLIES, CHASERS ( where she had some pretty hot scenes ) , THE OPPONENT , STRIKE FORCE a.k.a. THE LIBRARIANS and BORDELLO OF BLOOD ( which got censored beyond recognition in Germany ) but she never achieved the level of success Pamela Anderson did. Not even Traci Bingham achieved that and she´s built like a porn star for crying out loud.
What lends further credibility to Pamela Anderson´s claim is that Steven Seagal is well known for trying to get sexual favors from female co - stars.
90s erotic sexsation Shannon Whirry - for instance - had her acting debut in Out For Justice and it´s no stretch to assume that the naturally stacked softcore sexbomb who later became famous for doing it for real with her male co - stars on camera like in her movie Ringer had to spread her legs like a professional prostitute and pump Steven´s schlong to get the role.
Speaking of afro - american aphrodite Traci Bingham, she almost was used like a nubian blow up sex doll by one of the horny BAYWATCH producers :
" One of the producers came into my trailer because he wanted to see me in person. He asked me to put my red suit on, and wanted to look at me in the swimsuit. I don't know if it was a sex thing or a sexual - harassment type of deal, which I felt it was because he was looking at my 36D breasts intensely. He wanted to know what the deal was with my insanely huge breasts. When I told him that I was not padding my suit he didn´t believe me and said he had to make sure for himself. First he just kind of, like, touched under my breasts but then he slid his hands under my swimsuit and began to fondle my breasts. When he pulled them out and started to bury his face between them I could feel he was getting a huge erection. "
" When I grabbed him and shoved him out of my trailer he said he only wanted to make sure that I didn´t pad my suit but I´m sure that if I hadn´t stopped the pervert he would have assaulted me sexually. "
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
So this is my superlong post that hasn´t a lot of stuff about Steven Seagal - which is why I didn´t call this MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE WITH STEVEN SEAGAL - and more about the hot BAYWATCH sexbombs but I hope that besides the old material you like some of the new stuff I added. Now before we come to the bonus content there are a few links I have to include for those who still want to know more about the best tv show with babes in bikinis on earth. First up there is a superlong interview with David Chokachi by Tim Grierson about his experiences on Baywatch over at MEL MAGAZINE , then Brian Boone on LOOPER confronts readers with The Untold Truth Of Baywatch and if you really have a lot of time on your hands you can read Laura Lane´s Baywatch : The Oral History on ESQUIRE .
Since I already covered some of the birthdays from April the 10th in MY ONCE AGAIN FAILED BIG YAYA HAN POST from 2016 at length and there is nothing I can add at the moment we are going right to the bonus section with the first part of a documentary series about Pepe Gonzalez, best known as the primary artist on Warren Publishing´s original Vampirella.
From Vampirella´s iconic red one piece suit we come to a video with more bootylicious bikini buttocks than you can shake a red floating device at.
All the movies with Steven Seagal on YouTube are not worth the effort so I am including Im Stahlnetz des Dr. Mabuse ( Inside Dr. Mabuse´s Net Of Steel ) starring Gert Fröbe - best known as Goldfinger, Lex Barker - best known for his roles of Tarzan, Old Shatterhand and Kara Ben Nemsi Effendi ( who is Old Shatterhand under a different name ) and sexbomb Daliah Lavi best known as Paloma in Old Shatterhand. Which had a nude scene that caused a big scandal although it was later revealed that it wasn´t Daliah Lavi herself who got naked for the scene but rather a body double.
I couldn´t pass up the chance to post a video with hot korean knockout Gail Kim in the famous red Baywatch swimsuit but you can also see why Baywatch was such a huge success. Every swimsuit was specifically tailored to the women´s body so somebody like Pamela Anderson who had giant boobs had one that shifted the main focus there while somebody like Donna D´Errico who had not such a big bust had a swimsuit that was cut higher in the thigh area since that was her forte. In the match it looks like most of the divas are wearing the same size and the same cut even though they don´t have the same body type. I know, it´s nitpicking but I would have liked it more if they had paid a little more attention to detail and given them individual swimsuits. Also they could have given Gail Kim more screen time since she almost does nothing during the entire match.
I couldn´t find a Baywatch related cartoon video so here is one from Resident Evil 3 with Jill Valentine in a micro bikini. If this would have been available when I was still a gamer I never would´ve left the house. Daimn !
Now for those who aren´t satisfied with 10 minutes of Jill Valentine´s breast parts here is the complete play through : over two hours and 30 minutes of Jill wearing just a little bit more than her birthday suit.
Speaking of barely covered huge boobs, I have to thank Terry Hooper - my link partner from COMIC BITS ONLINE - for bringing this to my attention.
With the lockdown one of the things I try to watch more are the news which include the weather forecast. And I have to say compared to the women who have the job in other countries like this massita I have to say Germany isn´t even trying. Sometimes they even have some guy doing it.
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