Tuesday, April 14, 2020

It´s Time Lord Tuesday with Peter Capaldi

Just when you thought I had finally finished all the posts I started and I would be taking a break I found so many cool DOCTOR WHO covers with Peter Capaldi that I decided to do a post in honor of his 62nd birthday.


For some reason I never got into the whole DOCTOR WHO comic universe. I mean, I checked out every Doctor Who comic from FREE COMIC BOOK DAY and the previews of the new series but so far the only Doctor Who comics I have are some I got from amazon´s bargain book section. That´s not to say that there are no Doctor Who comics that interest me. One series where I probably waited too long for the trade is PRISONERS OF TIME, a multi Doctor saga. There were two trades available but I wanted it in one volume and in hardcover and now that is available but it costs 75 bucks which I think is a bit much for a 300 page hardback. I mean I have bought omnibus books with 1,500 pages for less than that. At least there is a cheaper trade available that only costs 18 bucks so I will be able to read it.


The other comics that interest me are the ones from Marvel Comics by Grant Morrison and Dave Gibbons and I´m sure that there is an affordable collection of that out there. Ah, so many comicbooks and so little time.



Anyway, here are the comicbook covers with Peter Capaldi I have selected for this post and of course I gave preference to covers with actual comic art over just photo covers although there are some of those in here.

One of the advantages of doing these spin - off posts is that I get to do a complete new bonus section where I can include a lot of videos that I have bookmarked so long ago that I almost forgot that I still have them.



It´s been a while since I posted a video with the rack - tastic Angie Griffin who is one of the few females on the planet who can give hasian cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han and her huge 40D porn implants a run for her money with her giant - sized ( and all natural !!! ) 41E double airbags.

Daimn, no disrespect to Scarlett Johansson but Angie is my choice for Black Widow and I bet her huge melons would turn Bucky into Fucky.


Another bonus is that I can include more of the videos I couldn´t fit into my last post and this one is about the anime movie that inspired Akira.


Since I don´t have a good video about the Doctor Who comics here is one about one of my favorite series growing up and I don´t think a lot of people outside of Germany - or France - have ever heard about Mykros.

Another benefit of doing these brand new bonus section is I can include parts that I had to cut short in previous posts like with my all time wet sex dream the living blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who is a well known sex nymfomaniac and insists on inspecting new employees - orally.


It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher . I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.


I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.


I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.


I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.


Man, now that she´s getting divorced all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant boobs, deepthroating schlongs left and right until they squirt like crazy.


What I wouldn´t do to Janet " Miss Jackson if you´re horny " I would lick every inch of her pornstar body and explore every wet orifice for hours.


Daimn, that´s one thing that would surely help me with the quarantine : having a nymphomanic blow up sex doll like Janet Jackson in the bedroom.


Or better yet, two : Janet Jackson and 40D cosplay oppai queen Yaya Han.


The time during lockdown would just fly by when you are busy dicktaming these two schlong milking machines especially if Janet Jackson dresses up as nubian Wonderbra Woman and Yaya Han dons her Power Girl costume.


Aww, who am I kidding ? Having sex with only one would be enough to kill me in my current condition ( but what a way to go ) let alone both. Every year I get older and more decrepit and if a torn shoulder, two busted knees and an umblical hernia are not enough somebody up there decides to throw a corona virus on top of it all. I used to think that if I could become 30 years younger I could have sex with those two sex goddesses but now I also would have to go back in time. So for the time being I can only phantasize what grueling sex marathons I would subject those two sexbombs if I had gotten a hold of them when I was in my sexual prime. 


So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .


I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .


I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.


For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.


And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.



Of course I couldn´t mention Janet without including at least one video so here is her performance of So Excited with a lot of bouncing action.



Apropos natural born strippers, it looks like Peppermint Patty not only grew up in all the right places she also is an expert at shaking her money makers like there is no Tomorrow. Boy, that Charlie Brown dude is such a lucky guy and you know Patty will treat him better than cockblock Lucy.


Okay, all joking aside the very talented boobshaker in the green bikini is Elisabeth who was twenty years old when the video was shot and you can already see that she has the breast qualifications for her dream job of air hostess ( or any kind of hostess, really ). She has the best pair and the title of the video is a direct quote of her : " With my breasts, men don´t say anything. They just stare and drool. " No wonder the guys from the jury try - in vain - to get her to take her top off. I have included two videos but they are basically the same and just in case one gets deleted.




Speaking of incredible sexbombs with bodies to drool over and who know how to shake it, as longtime followers know asian girls are my kryptonite.


I don´t know what it is that lets asian girls get you extra hard - meaning instead of rock hard you´re hard enough to cut diamonds - and I don´t want to say all asian are born prostitutes but Minka got it in spades. She´s a total wildcat in the sack and the bigger they are the harder they squirt.


So I am including the choreography of I Like because it has an asian sex goddess coming in at 1:40 minutes. The best part with this blow up sex doll is at 2:10 minutes where she not only shows that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers but she also does a high kick where we get an incredible close up of her crotch area. Which is also a good reference for struggling artists who have problems with that part of the female anatomy. Especially that kind of high kick is often used in comics so here is your chance to do it anatomically correct. And if that doesn´t make you immediately cream your jeans I don´t know what will.



Both, cosplay legend Yaya Han and porn star Minka had their breasts augmented and there are a lot of women out there who fell the need to give themselves bigger boobs. There are on the other side girls who have completely natural giant - sized gazongas and a few days ago I came upon this testimony of Jessi, a 22 year old woman from Berlin who not only has uncharacteristically overdeveloped funbags for a woman who is half Thai.

Her titanic twin torpedoes also started to grow at the young age of 7 and they grew quicker and bigger than all of her contemporaries. With 9 years her chest had grown so huge that men on the streets started to openly drool over her and with 12 she already had to wear a D cup bra. Besides showing how it can be to have extremely big breasts I posted the video because you can find many interesting topics covered on the channel.

We have another great - or not so great - horror film with Gate II as always analyzed in depth by Brandon´s Cult Movie Reviews and I think I included this in a previous post but had to take it out again because it was too similar to another video that was indispensable to the post´s main topic.


The reason why I chose to include this episode of Inside Of You is that Tom Cavanagh started out on The Flash as Eobard Thawne a.k.a. the Reverse Flash who is a time traveler. Now you could see this episode as a meeting of super villains - Reverse Flash and Lex Luthor - or as the Flash from the cartoon series interviewing the Reverse Flash from the tv show.


We are closing things out with another classic cartoon series and I have to say I never watched a lot of episodes of Inspector Gadget and knew it more from my younger brother who is a big fan of the show. So I don´t know which episodes are the best but I thought that since we have a lot of asian sexbombs in this post The Japanese Connection would be fitting.


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