It´s Time Lord Tuesday with Peter Capaldi

Just when you thought I had finally finished all the posts I started and I would be taking a break I found so many cool DOCTOR WHO covers with Peter Capaldi that I decided to do a post in honor of his 62nd birthday.

For some reason I never got into the whole DOCTOR WHO comic universe. I mean, I checked out every Doctor Who comic from FREE COMIC BOOK DAY and the previews of the new series but so far the only Doctor Who comics I have are some I got from amazon´s bargain book section. That´s not to say that there are no Doctor Who comics that interest me. One series where I probably waited too long for the trade is PRISONERS OF TIME, a multi Doctor saga. There were two trades available but I wanted it in one volume and in hardcover and now that is available but it costs 75 bucks which I think is a bit much for a 300 page hardback. I mean I have bought omnibus books with 1,500 pages for less than that. At least there is a cheaper trade available that only costs 18 bucks so I will be able to read it.

The other comics that interest me are the ones from Marvel Comics by Grant Morrison and Dave Gibbons and I´m sure that there is an affordable collection of that out there. Ah, so many comicbooks and so little time.

Anyway, here are the comicbook covers with Peter Capaldi I have selected for this post and of course I gave preference to covers with actual comic art over just photo covers although there are some of those in here.

One of the advantages of doing these spin - off posts is that I get to do a complete new bonus section where I can include a lot of videos that I have bookmarked so long ago that I almost forgot that I still have them.



It´s been a while since I posted a video with the rack - tastic Angie Griffin who is one of the few females on the planet who can give hasian cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han and her huge 40D porn implants a run for her money with her giant - sized ( and all natural !!! ) 41E double airbags.

Daimn, no disrespect to Scarlett Johansson but Angie is my choice for Black Widow and I bet her huge melons would turn Bucky into Fucky.

Another bonus is that I can include more of the videos I couldn´t fit into my last post and this one is about the anime movie that inspired Akira.

Since I don´t have a good video about the Doctor Who comics here is one about one of my favorite series growing up and I don´t think a lot of people outside of Germany - or France - have ever heard about Mykros.

Another benefit of doing these brand new bonus section is I can include parts that I had to cut short in previous posts like with my all time wet sex dream the living blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who is a well known sex nymfomaniac and insists on inspecting new employees - orally.

It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher . I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

Man, now that she´s getting divorced all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant boobs, deepthroating schlongs left and right until they squirt like crazy.

What I wouldn´t do to Janet " Miss Jackson if you´re horny " I would lick every inch of her pornstar body and explore every wet orifice for hours.

Daimn, that´s one thing that would surely help me with the quarantine : having a nymphomanic blow up sex doll like Janet Jackson in the bedroom.

Or better yet, two : Janet Jackson and 40D cosplay oppai queen Yaya Han.

The time during lockdown would just fly by when you are busy dicktaming these two schlong milking machines especially if Janet Jackson dresses up as nubian Wonderbra Woman and Yaya Han dons her Power Girl costume.

Aww, who am I kidding ? Having sex with only one would be enough to kill me in my current condition ( but what a way to go ) let alone both. Every year I get older and more decrepit and if a torn shoulder, two busted knees and an umblical hernia are not enough somebody up there decides to throw a corona virus on top of it all. I used to think that if I could become 30 years younger I could have sex with those two sex goddesses but now I also would have to go back in time. So for the time being I can only phantasize what grueling sex marathons I would subject those two sexbombs if I had gotten a hold of them when I was in my sexual prime. 

So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .

I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .

I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.

For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.

And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.



Of course I couldn´t mention Janet without including at least one video so here is her performance of So Excited with a lot of bouncing action.



Apropos natural born strippers, it looks like Peppermint Patty not only grew up in all the right places she also is an expert at shaking her money makers like there is no Tomorrow. Boy, that Charlie Brown dude is such a lucky guy and you know Patty will treat him better than cockblock Lucy.

Okay, all joking aside the very talented boobshaker in the green bikini is Elisabeth who was twenty years old when the video was shot and you can already see that she has the breast qualifications for her dream job of air hostess ( or any kind of hostess, really ). She has the best pair and the title of the video is a direct quote of her : " With my breasts, men don´t say anything. They just stare and drool. " No wonder the guys from the jury try - in vain - to get her to take her top off. I have included two videos but they are basically the same and just in case one gets deleted.




Speaking of incredible sexbombs with bodies to drool over and who know how to shake it, as longtime followers know asian girls are my kryptonite.

I don´t know what it is that lets asian girls get you extra hard - meaning instead of rock hard you´re hard enough to cut diamonds - and I don´t want to say all asian are born prostitutes but Minka got it in spades. She´s a total wildcat in the sack and the bigger they are the harder they squirt.

So I am including the choreography of I Like because it has an asian sex goddess coming in at 1:40 minutes. The best part with this blow up sex doll is at 2:10 minutes where she not only shows that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers but she also does a high kick where we get an incredible close up of her crotch area. Which is also a good reference for struggling artists who have problems with that part of the female anatomy. Especially that kind of high kick is often used in comics so here is your chance to do it anatomically correct. And if that doesn´t make you immediately cream your jeans I don´t know what will.



Both, cosplay legend Yaya Han and porn star Minka had their breasts augmented and there are a lot of women out there who fell the need to give themselves bigger boobs. There are on the other side girls who have completely natural giant - sized gazongas and a few days ago I came upon this testimony of Jessi, a 22 year old woman from Berlin who not only has uncharacteristically overdeveloped funbags for a woman who is half Thai.

Her titanic twin torpedoes also started to grow at the young age of 7 and they grew quicker and bigger than all of her contemporaries. With 9 years her chest had grown so huge that men on the streets started to openly drool over her and with 12 she already had to wear a D cup bra. Besides showing how it can be to have extremely big breasts I posted the video because you can find many interesting topics covered on the channel.

We have another great - or not so great - horror film with Gate II as always analyzed in depth by Brandon´s Cult Movie Reviews and I think I included this in a previous post but had to take it out again because it was too similar to another video that was indispensable to the post´s main topic.

The reason why I chose to include this episode of Inside Of You is that Tom Cavanagh started out on The Flash as Eobard Thawne a.k.a. the Reverse Flash who is a time traveler. Now you could see this episode as a meeting of super villains - Reverse Flash and Lex Luthor - or as the Flash from the cartoon series interviewing the Reverse Flash from the tv show.

We are closing things out with another classic cartoon series and I have to say I never watched a lot of episodes of Inspector Gadget and knew it more from my younger brother who is a big fan of the show. So I don´t know which episodes are the best but I thought that since we have a lot of asian sexbombs in this post The Japanese Connection would be fitting.

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Flash Friday - Race Against Time : finale !

So, as anticipated the new course I have to take from the jobcenter has managed to delay my posting schedule even further than usual making this week´s FLASH FRIDAY post one day late ( I´m writing this on Saturday ). Nevertheless it´s time to wrap up Race Against Time with FLASH 118.

We already did a short recap of the story so far in last week´s FLASH FRIDAY post so I won´t go into the whole schtick again. Also I promised to include the links for the previous installments and I don´t want to spoil anything for those readers who DO use them to go back and read them.

If you HAVE read the posts before you also might go back and give them another read over because - for various reasons - I posted them out of order and interrupted by many special FLASH FRIDAY editions. So, in chronological order, here are part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 and part 5 of Race Against Time. The guest penciler in this issue is Sergio Cariello.

Now did I or did I not tell you that John Fox is the worst Flash ever ? In my opinion he gets off way too easy but if I remember correctly there were a few later interactions with the Justice League of our time where he was wondering why everybody was treating him almost like a super villain.

Or maybe I´m just imagining things. So this was my 775th post - give or take a few reposts - so it´s fitting that we wrapped up this storyline. In next week´s FLASH FRIDAY post ( or whenever I get to do the next FLASH FRIDAY post ) it´s back to the Paul Ryan FLASH issues since he started on FLASH 119 - which I already posted . We also covered issues 120 to 125, issues 130 to 132 and issue 134 so we will continue with issue 126 filling the remaining gaps and going forward from issue 135. But that´s next week. Before we can finish for Today we have to check the obligatory birthdays which start with Amber Rose who turns 33. The model, actress and fashion designer with the - unenhanced - incredible 42H bust who looks like she just stepped out of the pages of Richard Corben´s Den must have developed at a young age as she first worked as a stripper with 15.

Even though her body must have been ripe enough for the job she soon decided that it was not the right time but she returned to stripping with a vengeance when she turned 18. She stayed in the biz until she was 25 and calls her stripper years the best time of her life. Using her superior stripper skills - honed through over half a decade - in various music videos and with her stunning 42H - 27 - 41 measurements it was only a matter of time before the living blow up sex doll was discovered by a horny stud in this case by Kanye West. You can say what you want about him but he knows his women because he began a romantic relationship with Amber.

Which is code for he put her body to the endurance test and if he´s smart he drilled her hard every chance he got because this sexual dynamo goes through men like other girls go through underwear. Chris Brown, Lebron James, Reggie Bush, Darell Revis, Amar´e Stoudemire, Eddie Murphy and Whiz Kalifa all tried their best to break the inexhaustible bi - sexual love machine in, and Nick Cannon even had to get his sweaty sex orgies with Amber on tape for posterity. And you know that he is well endowed and can perform - there is a reason why 40DDD sex goddess Mariah Carey was always smiling those sex years .... I mean six years they were together.

From totally unenhanced stripper goddess Amber Rose we come to Matt Dallas who celebrates his 34th birthday and is best known for playing mega enhanced Kyle XY in the tv series of the same name. Like with most shows I watched the seasons after the first one in Spain because they take so damn long to catch up in Germany. I´m not even sure if they showed the finale. There was a finale to Kyle XY, right ? Damn, it´s been too long.

Speaking of Amber Rose, Kim Kardashian - Kanye West´s current sex toy - who has a similar body type ( 38DD - 26 - 42 ) also celebrates her birthday Today as she turns 36. And it seems that Kanye picked another nympho as Kim has been described as a total sex freak and an animal between the sheets by an ex - lover. You know that she and Kanye did it at least often enough to get her pregnant twice but I´m not sure if they really have sex 15 times a day while going for child number 3. What I do know is that her poor son will have the same problems growing up that Sofia Vergara´s son has, namely that his classmates constantly try to bed his MILF mother.  

Speaking of MILFs, since I don´t follow reality tv shows I usually wouldn´t have a video with Kim Kardashian but she appears in Fergie´s MILF$ video. Some people say it´s empowering women while other say it´s doing the opposite. Me I was too busy appreciating Fergie´s superior stripper skills.



And speaking about stripper skills, our next celebrity candidate Christiane Hagemann is a callback to the aforementioned post about Flash issue 119 because that was the first time I mentioned the german tv series Die Rote Meile on the blog and Christiane, who celebrates her 42th birthday played Gitti so she definitely had to learn taking off her clothes in a sexy way.

The series was named after the red light district of St. Pauli in Hamburg and was a sequel to The King of St. Pauli. It follows the lives of strippers, prostitutes and their pimps but they are all portrayed like regular people not like in american tv series where people from this walk of life are always portrayed as bad people. I remember an episode of a series about beach cops on bikes ( that sounds as action packed as it was ) with people from the porn industry and they also made them killers because all people in adult entertainment are horrible people. Anyway, I watched every episode of Die Rote Meile because they had a very easy concept : one strip in every episode which was not interrupted by commercials. I don´t know if they could do that Today as they put commercials into everything.

Even if they did not go totally topless - sometimes they had pasties on - I was glued to the tv watching such hot sexbombs like Yasmina Filali above.

Daimn, that girl really has the prototype of the heart shaped ass. Now longtime readers know that one of my pet peeves is giving credit to the unsung actresses who upgrade movies and tv shows by getting naked on camera and there were sure some among them on Die Rote Meile as I found out when I tried to find the names of my favorite strippers. Yes, only the " real " actors are mentioned in the cast meaning those with a speaking part which tells you which place some women still occupy in Today´s society. So if anybody out there knows the name of the living blow up sex doll with the huge melons below put it in the comments.

Anyway, one of the best strippers of the regular cast is Sylvia Leifheit who has a secret identity in the series as she plays the typical devoted wife by day, secret stripper by night. Sylvia made me realize two things : firstly, while I usually don´t go for skinny chicks she is just oozing so much sex appeal that I would do her in a minute. And second, hair color can really make a difference because her character in the series is actually a blonde and despite having the same figure as a blonde she´s kind of a - meh - looking girl while as Luna with the black wig she´s a real firecracker !  

A few years back I got the complete first season of Die Rote Meile on DVD at amazon at a pretty decent price and I´m glad I seized the opportunity because it really goes for ridiculous prices now. I can really recommend this show and Sylvia Leifheit alone is worth the price of admission. 

Speaking of my favorite tv shows, israeli - canadian actor Sasha Roiz turns 43 who has been on Caprica and Warehouse 13 but who is best known for playing Captain Sean Renard on Grimm. That´s another series that has fizzled out in Germany. I was watching it religiously and then they just stopped showing it halfway through the third season or so and I have no idea if they will ever continue with it. I will probably have to get the spanish DVDs because the german version is censored. Anyway, I was trying to find an appearance of Sasha Roiz on one of the usual talk shows but it seems that only the main actors get invited there. But that´s just as well because otherwise I would never have found Noches Con Platanito.



It´s back to comics as Rags Morales celebrates the big 50. He started out on such books as Black Condor and Hourman but his biggest hit was the Identity Crisis mini series which - let´s be honest - would have been just a cheap kill and rape fanfic without Rags stellar art. He also draws one heck of a Power Girl in the pages of JLA and Hawkman and he brought us the classic crossover issue 23 of the latter in which we see what the various members of the Justice Society of America do in their off time. Kara goes to town with Hawkgirl and Stargirl and after getting a handreading she is sexually harrassed by the Village People. Yes, Power Girl is so sexy even gay men are trying to hit on her. Although in this instance she hit on them.

It´s been quite some time since my last Power Girl - centric post so I DO have two links. I may have already posted the first link, which comes from FIRESTORM FAN and examines a possible romance between Firestorm and Power Girl that never came to fruition but I´m sure the post from JUSTICE LEAGUE : REVISITED about the brilliant JLA / JSA : VIRTUE AND VICE graphic novel is new. Carlos Pacheco was the artist on that and he too drew a very captivating Power Girl. There is another sexy moment and one wonders why this kind of stuff never happened in Power Girl´s own book. 

Lex Luthor was still the President of the United States of America in that one and I guess when you think about the upcoming elections it´s not that far from reality. I remember that at the time Lex started campaigning for the presidency in the comics DC made a Vote Lex 2000 button which I had on my old business suit. Yep, I had to dust it off just last week to make the new pictures for the job applications and it doesn´t fit anymore. It´s frightening how 16 years can take their toll on a body. 

Coming back to President Lex, while he was pretty ruthless in the comics they never showed the ultimate abuse of power - or better - abuse of Power Girl. Come on, if you were the US president and had the entire superhero community - male and female - under your thumb, tell me you wouldn´t coerce a hot chick like Power Girl into a few midnight olympics sessions in the oval office. I mean, the only thing we did get to see in the comics was Lex liplocking with Amanda Waller ( and we´re talking the 900 pound gorilla version here not the NEW52 Halle Berry lookalike ) but you just know that Lex went through all the hot Justice League babes like Big Barda, Starfire, Zatanna, Black Canary, Vixen, Huntress or Wonder Woman. 

Writing about all these issues makes me kind of sad because JSA used to be such a good book ( I think there is at least one omnibus from DC that collects big part of the series ) and Power Girl even became the leader for a time but with REBIRTH you never know what her status is and if she´s even alive. What we DO know is that even if DC will give Power Girl her own book again they won´t get an artist who´s good at drawing women.

That seems to be one of the unwritten rules of comics as well as that they need to give her a new costume every time they retcon something about her. Power Girl had the most simple costume that was really easy to draw and they kept changing it making it more complicated each time. Well, here´s my proposal for the new Power Girl costume that incorporates the basic colors blue and white and is real easy to draw. What do you say DC ?

Another comic related birthday is Lee Weeks who turns 56. While never one of the big stars he had solid runs on Hulk and Daredevil and he did such great stories like Captain America Lives ! which was either a What If ? story or a prequel to Avengers 4. He also illustrated Predator vs Magnus, Robot Fighter and Tarzan vs Predator : At Earth´s Core. Now that Disney publishes so many Epic Collections I hope they do one with his Daredevil issues that followed the run of Ann Nocenti and John Romita Jr because it´s a really good story and I can´t find it anywhere in my comic collection.

Now while it is still open if Power Girl will get a new outfit in the new DC universe after Rebirth, Carrie Fisher - who celebrates her 60th anniversary - did get one in Return of the Jedi and I´m not sure if George Lucas knew that he would be changing the history of popular culture as we knew it.

This was clearly a watershed moment and the best test to find out if there really is a clearly defined before and after is to try and imagine the world without it. And I know that if you did one of those Teens React videos they would not be able to grasp the concept of science fiction - and especially Star Wars without the famous metal bikini. Although to tell you the truth, now that I think about it most of them probably only saw Star Wars : The Force Awakens and know of this more from the footprints it left in the various imitations in sci fi movies, in comics or video games.

And let´s not forget the cosplay scene. I mean, no comic, anime or sci fi convention is complete without all the guys and gals dressing up as rebels, droids, stormtroopers or wookies but it wouldn´t be the same without all the dedicated scantily clad girls and women donning the Slave Leia outfit.

Now since I mentioned cosplay you probably expect me to add a Yaya Han video ( I know a lot of people are astonished that I didn´t post a picture of Yaya Han as Slave Leia ) but after I have finished this post in a few days there will be a special Slave Leia post with all kinds of neat art, cosplayers and stuff. In the meantime here is a video that I mainly picked for the spot on Power Girl cosplayer. Somehow I always come back to the subject of Power Girl in these FLASH FRIDAY posts. Must be my sub consciousness.



Speaking about science fiction icons, fitting right in with Today´s post and time travel is Paul Levitz who turns 60 and who has had various positions at DC as writer, editor and president but is best known for his stints on the best super hero comic past or future The Legion of Super - Heroes which includes The Great Darkness Saga with Keith Giffen. The Deluxe hardcover is currently out of print but you can still get the trade as well as the hardcover of the following compilation The Curse. If you want to keep reading so far there are two trades of the next volume An Eye For An Eye and The More Things Change out but I wish they would also reprint the earlier stuff which I remember reading in the german Superboy issues.

Speaking of science fiction comics, Geoff Darrow celebrates his 61st birthday and while he is mostly doing Shaolin Cowboy and some art pieces for the new volume of Dark Horse Presents he has done his fair share of sci fi books like Hard Boiled and Big Guy And Rusty The Boy Robot with Frank Miller. The latter one should not miss in any good comic collection and it has even been adapted as a pretty awesome cartoon series.

Our last birthday is science fiction author Edmond Hamilton who wrote a lot of Superman and Batman stories but the bulk of his comic work was on the aforementioned Legion of Super - Heroes where he co - created the Time Trapper and Timber Wolf. Yes, the Legion had a Suicide Squad first.

Not a lot of people outside of comics know that Edmond Hamilton wrote funnybooks since his most famous creation is pulp hero Captain Future who was the subject of a separate post on Tales From The Kryptonian. So it´s time again for another video from Das Phantastische Projekt about Captain Future and this one deals with the german comics from BASTEI.



If you are reading this we have finally arrived at the end and while it may not look that long it took me over a week to finally wrap this post up. Just in case you were wondering why there have been no new posts since this one. As always we end the post with Flash and since we haven´t had the obligatory cartoon video yet here is Wally West - who was the Flash in the animated versions of the Justice League instead of Barry Allen - using the Speed Force to defeat Lex Luthor. Yup, he´s always up to nothing good.



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