Yaya Han hijacks Kiana Tom´s birthday post

As you can see from the title things didn´t work out as planned. This was just supposed to be a quick re - post of last year´s Kiana Tom birthday post to relieve some stress. But as always ultimate cosplay sexbomb Yaya Han quickly took over a big part of the post with her asian persuasion.

So I decided to cut the post - which had once again gotten too long - into smaller chunks that are easier to digest. With these re - posts I always try to include some new material - text passages, pictures, animated GIFs, videos - so that even those faithful followers of the blog who have read the last version get something new out of it. And anybody who knows about my obsession with Yaya Han is probably not surprised about this.

Anyway, we have the intro about flexual dynamo Kiana Tom but things quickly derail and it´s all about asian sexbombs but especially blow up sex doll Yaya Han and her giant - sized 40D oppai. But don´t worry, there will be more than enough Kiana Tom content in the following installments.

Today one of tv´s hottest fitness babes celebrates her 56th birthday : Kiana Tom, mostly known for making grown men drool on FLEX APPEAL.

Of course like most shows with hot sexbombs FLEX APPEAL didn´t air in Germany. As I understand it - at least from the commentaries on the internet and later from the clips I could watch through the internet - the biggest pull of the show was Kiana Tom herself and her firm puppies ( 36Ds !!! ) stretching the thin fabric of her tiny tops in a most fetching way.

According to wikipedia she was an original member of the ESPN fitness show " BodyShaping " until 1995 when she left to host " Kiana's Flex Appeal ". Being that her stunning 36D - 23 - 35 measurements were the only reason anybody watched " BodyShaping " in the first place, her show eventually became the more popular one. She has written a number of books on the subject of physical fitness and she even posed for Playboy magazine. In addition to hosting, she has made a few appearances on screen as an actress, most notably in Universal Soldier: The Return.

She also was on other shows like BLADE WARRIORS but I mostly missed the show because of work. But I caught a few episodes and I can say she really looks good in those. In fact, since I didn´t know she was born in Hawaii I cast her as Psylocke in multiple comic book casting posts on my old blog.

Which in hindsight isn´t that much of a problem because Kiana - whose name means " moon goddess " - owes her exotic look to her mixed heritage of chinese, hawaiian and irish. The hasian blow up sex doll surely knew how to make men drool on Flex Appeal, where she used to give entire generations of horny teenagers huge erections with her 36Ds.

This earned Kiana Tom her very own cult siren entry which I reposted in 2016 , in 2017 and in 2020 . I also cast her as the female post CRISIS Dr. Light in my first CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE ( THE HOLLYWOOD EDITION ) post and I also mentioned Kiana in my second alternates post as part of a lesbian double dildo fourway sex orgy with porn star Miko Lee , fetish model Akira Lane and cosplay icon Yaya Han .

So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .

I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .

I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants. 

I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.

Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.

Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of body fluids, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily sponge baths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.

Of course Yaya Han would also have to wear some special outfits like the one Akira Lane is sporting below. I can just imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her nude butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss while she is giving me a lapdance before a two hour erection injection.

That´s what I need some sexual healing from a naughty night nurse like porn star Minka where no matter how much she knows about medicine you feel already better if you see her. And just wait until she starts with the deepthroat erection inspection to get the daily sperm sample. If I won the lottery big style I would definitely hold auditions for my nurse and I would buy them uniforms that are at least two sizes too small so their tits are hanging out all the time. Of course my dream nurse would not only have the body of a Playmate of the Year and incredible stripper skills.

She also should be well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and all the sex techniques. The best candidate would be a big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb with legs up to her chin who is addicted to oral sex and was fired from her last job at a sperm bank because she was always massaging the client´s hard schlongs with her giant boobs and then deepthroating them without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container. Maybe it´s time for some asian salivation and Yaya Han wants to audition with her oriental oral skills. Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!

With Yaya Han being such a big anime fan I wonder if I could con her into doing a remake of Ogenki Clinic. I would volunteer to play Dick Horsecock, the well hung patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and Yaya would of course play nymphomanic dicktamer Ruko Tatase, who has fallen on hard times and has to milk his schlong dry of all excess semen every night to pay the rent for her tiny flat so the horny landlord doesn´t sexually assault her again. Man, brabuster Yaya was born to play this role.

For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones in 2020 ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with Sexbombe Yaya I wanted into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breastests new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.

And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.

You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .

This where we leave things off for this part but because there was a lot more stuff about cosplay wet dream Yaya Han I had to get off my chest ( no pun intended ) I decided to make a second Yaya Han spin - off post and this one is about the explicit erotic movie I would like to shoot with her.

I know it´s mostly a pipe dream - even if she has had some acting roles and appeared in an issue of PLAYBOY ( although that was sadly when they didn´t include naked pictures because Yaya would have crushed it ) - but with her oversized oppai penetration sensation Yaya was made for this.

Anyway, since there are some readers who are not especially fond of this kind of content the spin - off posts provide the chance to skip them and continue with more comicbook related material. And for those who are entranced by so much asian persuasion sensations there is the next Yaya Han spin - off ( and also one or two brand new Yaya Han posts in the not too distant future ) and we will come back to Kiana Tom in our part 3 .

With all the Yaya Han posts I have made over the years there are naturally some videos where I am not sure if I have already posted them or not. I seem to recall that I have posted all the videos with Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume but my memory is not as reliable as I´d like to think. Plus I don´t have the time to go over all the posts where I have included her.

So on the off chance that I haven´t posted this one or that I did and it has been deleted and this is a re - uploaded video here is Yaya Han in one of my favorite costumes. And this time they even film her in a way that showcases the best part of her costume which we don´t get to see too often in video interviews. The Yaya Han fans among know what I mean.

For my movie a pole dance like in the following video would be obligatory. Yaya´s costume would of course be much skimpier than the one in the video and more like the one Akira Lane is sporting ( just with less fabric ).

But - as always - all the good pole dance videos from Dead Or Alive with the good outfits are blocked on YouTube so we have to make do with this.

Usually I include a manga video in my hasian oversexualization posts but since I don´t have any at the moment here is one about a real master of the craft : Russ Heath. I don´t think I have enough material for a proper post about him so he´s getting his spotlight here. That´s right, bait them with the boobs then hit them with the comicbook stuff, that´s my motto.

Since the content of this post is a bit more risquee and I know my readers love top ten videos this one is all about animated movies for adults which - naturally - include some animes. And yes, there are only eleven movies in the video below. That´s because they got too many claims on Ninja Scroll.

Deja Vue Depatement - part 2 : I remember posting Mars Needs Women before but since I can´t change any old posts - thanks to the new blogger - here it is for those who have not seen it. The good news is that there is a striptease in the movie, the bad news is it´s not by cult siren Yvonne Craig who also appears in the flick and who was so hot that the publishers of DC Comics had to introduce Batgirl to the comicbooks to avoid loosing all their readers to the tv show. She really put the boob in boob tube.

Oh, look, it´s another video that´s completely unrelated to the topic of Today´s post but which might be of interest for my readers all the same.

We continue with Senorita Cometa completely out of order because I have been skipping back and forth and have no idea what are the best episodes. So I just try to pick the ones where everyone´s favorite comet that walks like a woman is wearing something interesting ( if somebody knows if there are any episodes where she is wearing a bikini or at least a hot swimsuit it would be much appreciated ). Anyway, call me stupid me thinking Senorita Cometa was turning heads because of her sexy mini skirt but it is because her juvenile delinquent charges stuck a funny message on her back. Daimn, correct me if it´s only because of the stretched video format but actress Yumiko Kokonoe does have some serious thunder thighs going on. It´s too bad this was long before Street Fighter came around because she could have fulfilled some horny gamers wet dreams. 

Speaking of wet asians, here is K - Pop group / strippers in training Laysha with another " sexy water dance ". Now I don´t know if that is part of the music festival where all the girls are drenched in water by the audience or if this is a signature move by Laysha or if it´s just a korean thing. But like the immortal bard said : I don´t know if it´s art but I do know what I like.

To bridge the time for those who haven´t started season three of Cobra Kai here is the Karate Kid / Cobra Kai Special Edition of Reunited Apart. 

Closing things out we have another oldie from the golden age of anime.

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It´s an asian sensation at Minka Monday !

Today South Korean adult model / exotic dancer / porn star Minka a.k.a. the asian woman with the largest breasts in the world ( 55KK ) turns 50.

And since it has been four years since I wrote her original cult siren entry I thought it´s time for a re - post. But more than a re - post this is actually an updated version since I didn´t write that much about Minka in the initial post. Also since I wrote her spotlight post back in 2016 I have put much more explicit material on the blog so I wanted to incorporate that.

But the deciding factor why I wanted to do this new version of Minka´s post is that I found a lot of material from when she started out and she hadn´t gone all gung ho with blowing up her boobs to giant - sized proportions. I still think that this is the time when she looked her best. 

Minka was born in Seoul and she owes her exotic looks to her french, korean and vietnamese heritage. She became a skilled tennis player in college and came to America in 1993 to compete in the Asian Olympic in Chicago where she won the Gold Medal in women´s double with her partner. Minka took up residence in the US to become a tennis instructor but when she couldn´t pass the license exam because of her poor english skills she became a model which ALL her former tennis partner suggested. 

But Minka wasn´t always the XXXL MILF we all know. Back when she started her career she was a pretty decent average breast size. True, she had some surgery done but nothing as extreme as what came later.

Now don´t get me wrong : I won´t deny that I love big boobs and if somebody wants to have plastic surgery that´s their decision. But sometimes you just can´t help but wonder if it really is necessary.

The mega inflated hasian herself confessed that because of her titanic tits she knows all security officers in her vicinity on a personal basis as they always single her out to be strip searched at the airport, the bus terminal, where ever she is traveling or the mall by all available male personnel. The horny officers usually take turns savagely pounding her before tag teaming her two, three or four at a time turning these into impromptu sex orgies.

I don´t know what it is that lets asian girls get you extra hard - meaning instead of rock hard you´re hard enough to cut diamonds - and I don´t want to say all asian are born prostitutes but Minka got it in spades. She´s a total wildcat in the sack and the bigger they are the harder they squirt.

One of my favorite movies with Minka is where she is a nurse at a clinic that specializes in penis enlargement who constantly test the patients supersized appendages and has to give the chief surgeon the special XXL boob massage treatment to avoid being fired after he catches her giving the latest patient a test drive. So if I could direct an erotic movie with Minka I would make her a nymphomaniac night nurse and all the electronic equipment would be out of commission so she had to test the patients stamina the old fashioned way by giving them a special endurance test.

Of course the equipment would be sabotaged on a regular basis by her horny patients and they would all take lots of viagra so they could last all night long during  Minka´s special " midnight olympics " drainage sessions.

Between her shifts she would be double dildoing Angelique, the lesbian nurse from the night shift - of course. Another possible scenario is that she would be working in a sex clinic that specializes in the treatment of well hung patients who produce too much sperm by milking them dry.

With her giant XXL melons Minka would soon become the oral and breast massage specialist for the extra hard cases and she would have to make them shoot buckets of manjuice every other hour so they do not die.

Then, the rich patients of the area would pay the corrupt doctor, to be diagnosed with this illness so that Minka ( who is there to be cured of her raging nymphomania ) would pump them dry on prescription. Especially elder, terminally ill patients would pay huge sums to get a chance to kick the bucket while being service by a megahot MILF boobstar like Minka.

Or - my favorite - she works as a sex surrogate in a clinic for sex therapy and all the male patients have oversized, giant members and a constant hard on. They would be fixated on asians with huge racks and bikini tan lines and Minka would have to participate in role playing and dress up in uniform so the patients could vent their frustrations with female cops.

And no matter how often they had these sessions, they would always come back ( with no sign of improvement ) and specifically ask for Minka.

Of course the boss of the clinic would be some perverted old guy who would take advantage of Minka and since she doesn´t have the right papers, she would have to let him pound her every night in the shower.

Or else he would sic the immigration on her and her underage daughter ( who already has a pornstar body at the tender age of 15 and would be played by Akira Lane or Miko Lee since Yaya Han probably won´t do nude scenes ). So she has to be his sex slave and obedient blow up sex doll every night to prevent him from sexually assaulting her poor daughter.

 
On the weekends he would take sex drug overdoses so he could ravage her body again and again, turning the time from Friday night till Monday morning into one long sex orgy marathon with a few breaks for resting, drinking alcohol - and taking more of the sex drug. He is doing his own experiments trying to find a better viagra and he´s testing it on Minka.

Then some day a few rapists who escaped from prison would assault the clinic, but the nymphomanic Minka would bang them into submission. One after the other. Think DIE HARD but with lots of sex - kind of DRY HARD.

Anyway, this is my new version of MILF Minka´s cult siren post with less animated GIFs ( I´m going with quality over quantity here ) and more new pictures of Minka in her younger days. As always I couldn´t include all the pictures I wanted into this post ( applying the 23 pictures per post rule that I also use for all of my comicbook related posts ) so there might be a Minka bonus spotlight post popping up in the not too distant future.

Now while I am writing this almost a week after Minka´s actual birthday I am still stuck in the middle of April and it will take me quite a while to catch up. If ever. So I am skipping the celebrity birthdays for this post.



As longtime readers know asian girls are my kryptonite so I am including the choreography of Lil Boi´s Big Talk because it has an asian sex goddess coming in at 3:13 minutes. The best part with this blow up sex doll is at 3:45 minutes where she not only shows that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers but we get an incredible close up of her crotch area. Which is also a good reference for all struggling artists who have problems with that part of the female anatomy. And if that filly doesn´t make you immediately cream your jeans I don´t know what will.



Apropos blazin asians with sick moves, I had a Hyuna video in my very first Minka post so to continue the tradition - and because I haven´t posted a video with her in quite some time - here is one of the few I have left.



Breaking up the whole asian fascination theme of the post here is another long episode of Inside Of You to help you go through these long hours during the quarantine. Since season nine of Smallville has finally arrived from amazon Today we listen to John Schneider who played Superman´s - adoptive - Dad on Smallville ( who did a way better job of raising Clark Kent than Kevin Costner did in Man Of Steel ) but also Bo Duke on The Dukes Of Hazzard. So you have Lex Luthor interviewing Jonathan Kant. 



Speaking of breaking up things, while I like to have a theme in the bonus section I don´t want to have too many videos that are similar and I like to cover different things or genres. So while we return to the sexy asians with Jenny Babas the main reason why I chose to include her is that she also is hilariously funny. And we all need something that makes us smile.



I am not trying to come up with a clever segueway from the previous video and the fact that Jenny Babas is in a similar pose in the preview picture of her video than Momiji is pure coincidence. In any case Jenny has done some hot dancing in her videos before and hope springs eternal.



I like watching these videos not only because it´s helps bide the time but also because you learn a lot about other countries. Especially which kind of foods that are very cheap here are not as affordable somewhere else.



For Today´s movie discussion we turn to the adaption of the Alita - Battle Angel manga. There have been quite a few manga into movie adaptions in the last few years - because basically Hollywood has run out of ideas - and one thing americans always do when adapting foreign movies, books or comicbooks for the american audience is changing everything to american.

I have never understood why that has to be because I think it is more exciting to experience life somewhere else. So when you just change everything to how it is in America you take away a big part of the appeal of the story. Anyway, I have only seen parts of the movie but what I have seen so far was interesting. Of course the SJWs are crying bloody murder because the big eye thing and Alita being turned into basically a sex doll.

Which is a big part of the underlying themes of the manga series : the gender roles people try to force on Alita and her fight to emancipate herself from them and get to define for herself what she wants to be. But hey, why ruin a movie experience by reading the original source material ?



On the other side we have one of the most american tv shows with Rawhide starring Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood during his younger days.



Closing out things for Today - and I can´t believe that I managed to do a done in one even with finding a lot of pictures AFTER I started writing the post - is the anime Dark Cat because I already posted the full animated Alita - Battle Angel movie in a previous post and also because it is more explicit so I didn´t want to include it in my comicbook related posts.



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