Today South Korean adult model / exotic dancer / porn star Minka a.k.a. the asian woman with the largest breasts in the world ( 55KK ) turns 50.
And since it has been four years since I wrote her original cult siren entry I thought it´s time for a re - post. But more than a re - post this is actually an updated version since I didn´t write that much about Minka in the initial post. Also since I wrote her spotlight post back in 2016 I have put much more explicit material on the blog so I wanted to incorporate that.
But the deciding factor why I wanted to do this new version of Minka´s post is that I found a lot of material from when she started out and she hadn´t gone all gung ho with blowing up her boobs to giant - sized proportions. I still think that this is the time when she looked her best.
Minka was born in Seoul and she owes her exotic looks to her french, korean and vietnamese heritage. She became a skilled tennis player in college and came to America in 1993 to compete in the Asian Olympic in Chicago where she won the Gold Medal in women´s double with her partner. Minka took up residence in the US to become a tennis instructor but when she couldn´t pass the license exam because of her poor english skills she became a model which ALL her former tennis partner suggested.
But Minka wasn´t always the XXXL MILF we all know. Back when she started her career she was a pretty decent average breast size. True, she had some surgery done but nothing as extreme as what came later.
Now don´t get me wrong : I won´t deny that I love big boobs and if somebody wants to have plastic surgery that´s their decision. But sometimes you just can´t help but wonder if it really is necessary.
The mega inflated hasian herself confessed that because of her titanic tits she knows all security officers in her vicinity on a personal basis as they always single her out to be strip searched at the airport, the bus terminal, where ever she is traveling or the mall by all available male personnel. The horny officers usually take turns savagely pounding her before tag teaming her two, three or four at a time turning these into impromptu sex orgies.
I don´t know what it is that lets asian girls get you extra hard - meaning instead of rock hard you´re hard enough to cut diamonds - and I don´t want to say all asian are born prostitutes but Minka got it in spades. She´s a total wildcat in the sack and the bigger they are the harder they squirt.
One of my favorite movies with Minka is where she is a nurse at a clinic that specializes in penis enlargement who constantly test the patients supersized appendages and has to give the chief surgeon the special XXL boob massage treatment to avoid being fired after he catches her giving the latest patient a test drive. So if I could direct an erotic movie with Minka I would make her a nymphomaniac night nurse and all the electronic equipment would be out of commission so she had to test the patients stamina the old fashioned way by giving them a special endurance test.
Of course the equipment would be sabotaged on a regular basis by her horny patients and they would all take lots of viagra so they could last all night long during Minka´s special " midnight olympics " drainage sessions.
Between her shifts she would be double dildoing Angelique, the lesbian nurse from the night shift - of course. Another possible scenario is that she would be working in a sex clinic that specializes in the treatment of well hung patients who produce too much sperm by milking them dry.
With her giant XXL melons Minka would soon become the oral and breast massage specialist for the extra hard cases and she would have to make them shoot buckets of manjuice every other hour so they do not die.
Then, the rich patients of the area would pay the corrupt doctor, to be diagnosed with this illness so that Minka ( who is there to be cured of her raging nymphomania ) would pump them dry on prescription. Especially elder, terminally ill patients would pay huge sums to get a chance to kick the bucket while being service by a megahot MILF boobstar like Minka.
Or - my favorite - she works as a sex surrogate in a clinic for sex therapy and all the male patients have oversized, giant members and a constant hard on. They would be fixated on asians with huge racks and bikini tan lines and Minka would have to participate in role playing and dress up in uniform so the patients could vent their frustrations with female cops.
And no matter how often they had these sessions, they would always come back ( with no sign of improvement ) and specifically ask for Minka.
Of course the boss of the clinic would be some perverted old guy who would take advantage of Minka and since she doesn´t have the right papers, she would have to let him pound her every night in the shower.
Or else he would sic the immigration on her and her underage daughter ( who already has a pornstar body at the tender age of 15 and would be played by Akira Lane or Miko Lee since Yaya Han probably won´t do nude scenes ). So she has to be his sex slave and obedient blow up sex doll every night to prevent him from sexually assaulting her poor daughter.
On the weekends he would take sex drug overdoses so he could ravage her body again and again, turning the time from Friday night till Monday morning into one long sex orgy marathon with a few breaks for resting, drinking alcohol - and taking more of the sex drug. He is doing his own experiments trying to find a better viagra and he´s testing it on Minka.
Then some day a few rapists who escaped from prison would assault the clinic, but the nymphomanic Minka would bang them into submission. One after the other. Think DIE HARD but with lots of sex - kind of DRY HARD.
Anyway, this is my new version of MILF Minka´s cult siren post with less animated GIFs ( I´m going with quality over quantity here ) and more new pictures of Minka in her younger days. As always I couldn´t include all the pictures I wanted into this post ( applying the 23 pictures per post rule that I also use for all of my comicbook related posts ) so there might be a Minka bonus spotlight post popping up in the not too distant future.
Now while I am writing this almost a week after Minka´s actual birthday I am still stuck in the middle of April and it will take me quite a while to catch up. If ever. So I am skipping the celebrity birthdays for this post.
As longtime readers know asian girls are my kryptonite so I am including the choreography of Lil Boi´s Big Talk because it has an asian sex goddess coming in at 3:13 minutes. The best part with this blow up sex doll is at 3:45 minutes where she not only shows that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers but we get an incredible close up of her crotch area. Which is also a good reference for all struggling artists who have problems with that part of the female anatomy. And if that filly doesn´t make you immediately cream your jeans I don´t know what will.
Apropos blazin asians with sick moves, I had a Hyuna video in my very first Minka post so to continue the tradition - and because I haven´t posted a video with her in quite some time - here is one of the few I have left.
Breaking up the whole asian fascination theme of the post here is another long episode of Inside Of You to help you go through these long hours during the quarantine. Since season nine of Smallville has finally arrived from amazon Today we listen to John Schneider who played Superman´s - adoptive - Dad on Smallville ( who did a way better job of raising Clark Kent than Kevin Costner did in Man Of Steel ) but also Bo Duke on The Dukes Of Hazzard. So you have Lex Luthor interviewing Jonathan Kant.
Speaking of breaking up things, while I like to have a theme in the bonus section I don´t want to have too many videos that are similar and I like to cover different things or genres. So while we return to the sexy asians with Jenny Babas the main reason why I chose to include her is that she also is hilariously funny. And we all need something that makes us smile.
I am not trying to come up with a clever segueway from the previous video and the fact that Jenny Babas is in a similar pose in the preview picture of her video than Momiji is pure coincidence. In any case Jenny has done some hot dancing in her videos before and hope springs eternal.
I like watching these videos not only because it´s helps bide the time but also because you learn a lot about other countries. Especially which kind of foods that are very cheap here are not as affordable somewhere else.
For Today´s movie discussion we turn to the adaption of the Alita - Battle Angel manga. There have been quite a few manga into movie adaptions in the last few years - because basically Hollywood has run out of ideas - and one thing americans always do when adapting foreign movies, books or comicbooks for the american audience is changing everything to american.
I have never understood why that has to be because I think it is more exciting to experience life somewhere else. So when you just change everything to how it is in America you take away a big part of the appeal of the story. Anyway, I have only seen parts of the movie but what I have seen so far was interesting. Of course the SJWs are crying bloody murder because the big eye thing and Alita being turned into basically a sex doll.
Which is a big part of the underlying themes of the manga series : the gender roles people try to force on Alita and her fight to emancipate herself from them and get to define for herself what she wants to be. But hey, why ruin a movie experience by reading the original source material ?
On the other side we have one of the most american tv shows with Rawhide starring Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood during his younger days.
Closing out things for Today - and I can´t believe that I managed to do a done in one even with finding a lot of pictures AFTER I started writing the post - is the anime Dark Cat because I already posted the full animated Alita - Battle Angel movie in a previous post and also because it is more explicit so I didn´t want to include it in my comicbook related posts.
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Monday, September 07, 2020
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It´s Time Lord Tuesday with Dave Gibbons !
While preparing the material for the Peter Capaldi Doctor Who spin - off I came upon a few original pages by Dave Gibbons for the british DOCTOR WHO weekly magazine. Now usually I would just put them into the folder and wait for the next occassion when The Doctor comes up but the way this year is going I thought : " Why wait ? " and it is his birthday after all.
Dave Gibbons´ birthday, not The Doctor. I have no idea when The Doctor´s birthday is. Anyway, as I said in the already mentioned Peter Capaldi DOCTOR WHO post while I am a big fan of the DOCTOR WHO tv show I have never gotten much into the comics. And I know there are a lot of them. One of the few I am really interested in getting my hands on are those by Grant Morrison and Dave Gibbons. In the same post I said that those DOCTOR WHO comics were by Marvel Comics and I think I should specify that before hordes of Whovians storm my house and burn me on the stake. Those stories were not new stories done by Marvel Comics but stories from the also already mentioned DOCTOR WHO WEEKLY that Marvel reprinted, first in MARVEL PREMIERE and then in its own DOCTOR WHO comic which also featured other stories from DOCTOR WHO WEEKLY. In any case, while the stories are pretty old they do have an exquisite pedigree and I´m sure there must be an affordable collection somewhere out there.





















While I don´t want to do a full - on DOCTOR WHO bonus section ( for one this could become boring fast, second I don´t want to run out of Doctor Who videos too fast and lastly there are some videos which are geared to certain actors ) I want to include a few videos from the Tom Baker / Peter Davidson era since that is the time frame from all of the pictures above.
Since the video above is from the 30th anniversary of the show and I don´t have any other comicbook related videos with Doctor Who I thought this one would be fitting. And we all love a multi - Doctor story.
Right now we are in this odd time between seasons with Doctor Who which is the perfect time to watch the other shows from the Whoniverse and if you haven´t done so already you absolutely must check out The Sarah Jane Adventures. Sadly Elisabeth Sladen has passed away so there won´t be any new seasons but for me this is hands down the best Doctor Who spin - off. No disrespect to John Barrowman and Torchwood but they had some seasons that were really tough to get through - especially the last two - while The Sarah Jane Adventures is consistently good. Plus you have a few episodes where the Doctor makes a visit. I know it´s geared more towards kids but it doesn´t write down to kids like most of the kids show I see on tv now do. Maybe it´s just me but every adult in these new kids shows acts like a complete moron. Anyway, one of things I find funny is that when Jodie Whittaker became the new Doctor a lot of people were upset because they couldn´t imagine a female Doctor which was basically the part that Elisabeth Sladen played in The Sarah Jane Adventures.
Here we have a different music video than usual and I don´t know how long I have held onto this one. Time to let it go. See what I did there ?
We are closing the Doctor Who related part of the entertainment section with Doctor Puppet and this really is only the second episode I posted.
With so many posts on the same date I want to take the opportunity to explore some things at length that I had to cut short in previous posts.

Now regular followers of the blog might remember that in my BLACK AND WHITE post for X - MEN month I started the whole litany of hot sexbombs the late Charles Napier worked with. But with some of them - like the always present 90s soft sex legend Shannon Whirry - I just mentioned them briefly and added an animated GIF or a sexy picture if I had one.

And one of the cult sirens I mentioned was Catherine Bach the inventor of the Daisy Dukes jeans short shorts who was the epitomy of womanhood.

With the body of a Playmate of the Year and legs up to her chin she kept generations of horny male viewers glued to the tv sets around the world.

And to think that they were originally planning to get a girl that looked like Dolly Parton ( not that there would have been anything wrong with putting a Busenwunder like Dolly on the show ) and that Catherine wasn´t sure she could wear her shorts on the show. And I´m saying " her shorts " because she made many of the costumes she wore on the show by hand particularly those seen in early episodes, including tops, the red bikini seen during the first episode, One - Armed Bandits, that was immortalized in the opening credits and her famous trademark Daisy Duke cut - offs.

Originally I was going to write that Catherine Bach should have been in bikinis more often but since I still have only seen the first three seasons I don´t know if she wore a bikini or any swimsuits for the rest of the show.

The only time I really watched more of the show was when one of the channels here in Germany showed reruns of it. So I naturally jumped at the chance when the first three seasons were offered at amazon at ten bucks a pop. From time to time I check to see where they are but at the moment they are at 25 bucks a season which is almost as much as I paid for the first three seasons together. Sooner or later I will have to start ordering them because Catherine alone is worth the price of admission.
For this post I chose the Ultimate Daisy Duke Tribute - not only because of the name but also because it has the most scenes of Catherine Bach in her famous red bikini - and I found it on the channel of a guy who spends all his day making Catherine Bach tribute videos. So you know it´s legit the ultimate mix. Which also means that if his channel ever gets taken down I´m screwed and not only the videos I bookmarked are going down but also all the videos I have embedded in a post by then. But no, if this guy really is spending all his time making these videos for us to enjoy I say more power to him. Looking all day at footage of daisy duking DD backseat candy Catherine Bach - I can think of worse things to spend your time on.
Speaking of tributes, in my tribute post for writer Chuck Dixon I posted new videos of blonde XXL Busenwunder Oana Andoni from romanian tv station Pro TV as well as living MILF blow up sex doll Emanuela Botto from Italy and braless and all natural 34DD newscaster Enki Bracaji from Albania.

Man, I´d love to see italian real life Power Girl Emanuela Botto and german Busenwunder Daniela Elger compete for the title of the biggest boobs on teleshopping in a micro bikini contest. Or better yet, a global wet t - shirt competition with Emanuela Botto from Italy, Daniela Elger from Germany, Eva Chaloupkova from the Czech Republic, Oana Andoni from Romania, Lianna Grethel from Colombia, Carolina Alcazar from Spain, 34D Giselle Gomez Rollon from Argentinia and 34DD Enki Bracaj from Albania. How is it possible that blow up sex dolls with such giant breasts are not pornstars ?

Now where top newscasters - or should I say top heavy newscasters are concerned someone who always seems to get the short end of the stick is the megabusty colombian wet sex dream Lianna Grethel. I mean, the last - and only - time I featured her was back in 2018 in my birthday post for Kurt Busiek that was all about his brilliant AVENGERS run with George Perez ( and later Alan Davis, Steve Epting, John Romita Jr., Jerry Ordway, Paul Ryan and Kieron Dwyer ). So I think it´s about time for a return visit.

For those who want to more about her Lianna is a model, tv host and actress that american audiences may know as a briefcase model on the NBC game show Deal Or No Deal. Born in Hartford, Conneticut she moved to Cali, Colombia at a young age and the showbiz bug must have been in her boobs, I mean blood since her mother was one of the most successful colombian models of all times and her father is a well known director and tv host in Habana, Cuba. The real life Power Girl with two kids who is once divorced and married again currently hosts Alarma TV and Channel 62 Daily News simultaneously and one of her aspirations is to have her own talk show which she surely can achieve with such a big set of talents. You can find longer biographies of Lianna on the US GAME SHOWS WIKI and the DEAL OR NO DEAL WIKI and while I could not find out anything about her measurements she did a nude calendar in 2003 which may be the reason why she made the number 11 position of Complex magazine´s 50 Hottest Colombian Women in 2011. Initially I included an episode of Alarma TV in the post but because they have rather graphic content I took it out again.
If you want to see some episodes you can find them easily on YouTube. For this post I have chosen her top five clips and believe me it was hard ( and getting harder by the minute ) to narrow it down to five. There are of course many more on YouTube and you should not wait to check them out.
To make up for that many Lianna Grethel videos - way too short as they may be - Today´s animated video is Brainiac Attacks and it´s in four parts.
Because YouTube. I haven´t seen this one before so I can´t tell you if this was a story from Superman - The Animated Series that they put on DVD like the Superman / Batman crossover of if this was done as a separate story. I also can´t tell if it´s any good but I hope this will be an exciting watch for me as well as for my followers. Rao knows we can all use a good DC Comics cartoon since there are none on the air right now. Yes, I have seen Justice League Action. Like I said, there are no good DC Comics cartoons on the air right now ( not counting reruns of the Timmverse ).
Yes, I know that it hasn´t been that long since I last posted a Jenny Babas video but I just wanted to include this one for all the Jenny Babas fans out there who don´t know that she is not only active on her own channel but is spreading her awesomeness to others. I have a lot more videos but they are from a series and I would have to put at least five videos here.
We are coming back to science fiction ( and when you look at it that´s what Superman is : a science fiction story, I mean, he lands on earth in a rocket ship for crying out loud ) with one of the best tv shows out there Firefly. Heck, even my mother approves of this. Unlike Doctor Who it only got one season but that´s just an example that the best material isn´t always the most successful one - which is contrary to popular belief.
We can´t end the post without a real music video so we are making the transition from the best gams on tv to the best legs in Schlager with the german´s favorite Fräuleinwunder next door, the charismatic Linda Hesse .
She became quite successful in a short period of time thanks to her signature tight tight pants / t - shirt and suspenders look ( okay, and her banging physique ), her smile that can melt steel and her overall cheerful personality. With all of her success she has managed to stay down to earth which you really can´t say about most people who made it in Germany.

Usually I´m not a big Schlager fan but I´m making an exception for Linda.

Luscious Linda used to be on everybody´s ears so she decided to give her faithful fans an eyeful. After finishing her new album she couldn´t get out of her clothes fast enough to show that she still can cause huge erections among her followers with 30 years ( or like Linda calls it her dirty thirty ).
Initially Linda never wanted to pose for PLAYBOY because she´s " not the type of girl who does nude pictures " but in the end it took less to cross that boundary and to let it all hang out than Linda thought. Which is a godsend for her horny fans because she does it like a real professional.
While it hasn´t been that long in blog time since I last featured Linda Hesse - in part three of my tribute to feminist Hugh Hefner - it has been more than five months in real time ( I know, it´s kind of complicated ) so I wanted to include her video Nein ( No ) in this post since I couldn´t fit it into the Hugh Hefner post. By the way, since I am on the subject of old posts : in the past I have gone back and replaced some of the videos that had been deleted on some of the posts. Not all, because with over 1,200 posts that would be a full time job and I could not write any new posts.
But whenever I came across an old post where the video was deleted and I had one to replace it I fixed the post. Well, thanks to the new blogger interface it seems I can´t do that anymore without risking to loose the entire post. So thanks new blogger interface for throwing another monkey wrench at me. Anyway, coming back to lucky Linda Hesse, one reason why I wanted to include Nein is that it really shows off her superb hardbody.
Again she´s wearing those tight jeans she has become known for and they are very low cut so they show her extremely ripped belly. Also despite the jeans being very low you can´t see a hint of her panties, not even on the sides so maybe she is going commando. There are also some shots where you can almost see her butt cleavage but what you do get to see a lot of are her incredible thighs spilling out of the jeans. Then there´s her top that fits like a second skin and somebody said in the comments that it´s eight inches too short while I would say it´s at least ten inches too long.
I mean, she has posed naked for PLAYBOY so a little exposed underboob shouldn´t be out of the question. At least it would make the part where she is doing a cartwheel more exciting. Man, Linda really is a Traumfrau and it seems her perfectly sculpted figure - I can´t describe it any other way - was poured into her jeans. Every time I watch the video I want to grab her, push her against the wall, spread her long legs and give it to her in the worst way. With her great singing voice I bet she is a real screamer.
With her lean, fit and well - toned body she is like a wild thoroughbred filly begging to be broken in by a stallion and tamed long as a breeding mare.
Now that I got your heart rate up and your blood pumping it´s the perfect time for another cult movie review from Brandon Tenold. Today´s featured film is Night Train To Terror and attentive visitors may remember that I included this video in a previous post but had to take it out in the final version. It´s like I always say : you can´t keep a good horror movie down.
To end on a chillier note - and with that I mean more relaxed - here is another live stream, this time a Q & A session with the cast of Smallville and here we really have the a - list cast. And yes, the first five seasons of Smallville have finally arrived so I am binge watching it now with my Mom.
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