Well, FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY has not been established yet since I can't access all my original Paul Ryan FANTASTIC FOUR art at the moment but I have already done two spotlight posts for John Byrne's iconic run on the title - one in January 2018 and one in February 2018 in both cases he was inked by Jerry Ordway - so the title of this post is kind of justified.
Now, seeing as this is neither my first John Byrne spotlight post, nor my first FANTASTIC FOUR post or my first John Byrne FANTASTIC FOUR post there is not much to say about either of them I haven't already said.
But as always I want to give a bit of a background why I chose to do this post with so many other posts still unfinished and especially in light of the fact that I usually don't do two Marvel posts in a row. Since I have mentioned it ad nauseum in my last posts I don't have to repeat that I have no access to my picture archive and depend completely on pictures I find while writing my posts. Which in this case has been original John Byrne artwork but not from FANTASTIC FOUR but rather from his run on UNCANNY X - MEN with Chris Claremont. But doing not only two Marvel Comics posts in a row but two X - MEN posts ? That's much even for me.
So I decided to pick another title and since FANTASTIC FOUR is a book that a lot of people avoid I decided to give it a spotlight to get more people interested. Because yes, the initial run by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby as well as the run by John Byrne are well regarded but everything else is up in the ether. I have already done my little rundown of all the great artists who have worked on the title in my latest George Perez tribute but for me FANTASTIC FOUR is one of the best books Marvel Comics has put out period and I can't understand why it is so difficult for Hollywood to make a good Fantastic Four movie. I have had FANTASTIC FOUR on my pull list for the longest time and the reason for that is that when the creative team of a book changes I usually give it a few issues to see if I am going to keep the book on my pull list or if it ends up on the chopping block and for a long period creative team after creative team kept me hooked . That's why when I still had my comic collection I had most of the issues that came out from the initial run to the story line with the Future Foundation and beyond it in one form or another.
The last thing I want to mention before we come to the art I selected for this post is that another reason why I decided to do this book is that volume 21 of the MARVEL MASTERWORKS : FANTASTIC FOUR - which contains the first nine issues of John Byne's run - is one of the few books I managed to keep from my old comicbook collection. I planned to buy the following volume but I just couldn't find it at a good price and now I can't spend any money on comics. I used to have all the issues in trade.
Anyway, as longtime followers know I like to make thematic collections so the biggest part of this post is about their journey into the negative zone so Reed and Sue can have sex. I'm not making this up, they are pretty upfront why they go there and the others even make some jokes about it. Anyway, strap yourself in, keep your flux compensator on the right frequency and be prepared to reverse the polarity on my command.
Before we start Today's fantastically long bonus section I have to give thanks to all the websites without whom I could not have written this starting with NOT A HOAX ! NOT A DREAM ! which graciously provided the colour version of the double page spread from Fantastic Four issue 257 .
You might also want to pay my former link partner CRIVENS ! COMICS & STUFF ! a visit who has all kinds of Fantastic Four related stuff like a John Byrne cover gallery in five parts - which would have been very helpful in making this post - another Fantastic Four cover gallery in four parts , a gallery of Fantastic Four pin up pages , a post about Fantastic Four issue 55 in which an enraged Ben Grimm takes on the Silver Surfer and last but not least he takes a look at The Savage Sub - Mariner 67 .
ARS GRATIA ARTIST EDITION or I GOT THE EARLY CHRISTMAS BLUES
Christmas is not that far away ( I am writing this on the 5th of December ) which means that normally John Byrne's FANTASTIC FOUR Artist Edition would be on my wish list. And when I say " wish list " I mean of course the comicbooks I buy for myself because I never get any good Christmas presents. The usual modus operandi is that I either buy some good swag beforehand if there are some bargains or I wait until after the holidays when I am again frustrated that I didn't get anything good for Christmas and spend at least as much as I spent on presents for others on myself.
And I know what you want to say : Christmas is not about what one gets but more about what you give without expecting a reward. And that is true in some measure. But after always making it about other people there comes a point where you say : No, giving great presents to others is fine and dandy but I am tired of always being the one who loses and gets crappy presents while spending a lot of time, money and effort making sure other people have a nice Christmas. From here on out I am making sure that I also have a nice time even if that means I have to buy my own presents. But all of this may be a moot point keeping in mind we probably won't even celebrate Christmas this year. Neither my brother nor my sister will be visiting us for the holidays, we can't eat any good food like pizza, chocolate, cake, ice cream or hamburgers and the vcr is not connected so we can't watch Little Lord Fauntleroy, Three Hazelnuts For Cinderella or Dinner For One or any of the other movies that are a must this time of the year. And on top of that my budget on comicbooks is zero so I have to be content with perusing the Artist Edition through the video below. On the other side I went to my usual online resources for comicbooks and could not find an adequate replacement. Because I am not just buying an Artist Edition to buy an Artist Edition. These cost an arm and a leg ( it does not have to be YOUR OWN arm and leg ) so if I'm going to spring for that kind of money it has to be something special.
MARVEL COMICS' FIRST FAMILY - IT'S NOT JUST A CLEVER TITLE !
In the intro I couldn't elaborate at length WHY the FANTASTIC FOUR is not only one of the most important comics within the greater Marvel universe but also in the company's publishing history and even moreso in the history of comicbooks itself. I mean, first the Fantastic Four are at the core of the Marvel universe. As scientists and explorers rather than super heroes their goal is scientific knowledge and discovering dangers to earth from outer space or other dimensions. So you know the poop is about to hit the fan when other teams like the Avengers have to consult with Reed Richards. They need to go to the Negative Zone ? Reed has a map. Danger from the microverse ? Reed has a vehicle to get you there.
One of your teammates got hit with some kind of magic mumbo jumbo and you don't know what to do ? Okay, you have to ask Doctor Strange for that last one but apart from that old Reed Richards has all the answers.
Now if we are going a bit more meta with the Fantastic Four, this comic is where the foundation of the Marvel universe was built. Wakanda and the Black Panther, the Inhumans, the Kree and other alien races like the Skrulls, Mole Man and Monster Island, Galaktus and the Silver Surfer, the Negative Zone and Annihilus, the microverse, the Watcher and the blue area of the moon, the Fantastic Four is where Stan Lee and Jack Kirby mapped out the Marvel universe. And if we go from the history of Marvel Comics to the history of comicbooks in general the Fantastic Four is the one comicbook that completely changed how comicbooks were made.
In their first issue - which according to Stan Lee was almost the last one he wrote because he was fed up with the kind of stories he had to write - the world was introduced to four characters who had their flaws. They were human beings who were a family first and superhero team second.
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And like all families they didn't always get along - for a time it seemed that a member was quitting the team in every issue - but when things got rough they had each others backs. Unlike most of the heroes of the day they were not all shining examples of virtue but rather seemed more like the protagonists of a horror flick : the guy who stretches his body, the disappearing woman, the burning man and a monster that was so disfigured and ugly that it could only be described as the human thing.
Like all Marvel characters that followed later they had feet of clay but were also human so you could relate to them. When the first issue came out it was such a huge success that other companies tried to emulate the formula which you can see in series like The Mighty Crusaders where the members of the team always are fighting with each other but unlike in the Marvel Comics it seems odd and be coming out of nowhere. I think at this point you have an idea why it is strange that the Fantastic Four don't have more fans and for everything else just watch the following video.
THE FANTASTIC FOUR GO TO HOLLYWOOD or FAILING THE FRANCHISE
Another thing ( no pun intended ) I don't understand is why the Fantastic Four movie from 2005 by fellow german Bernd Eichinger gets so much negative response from fans and the general public. Granted, it's not as faithful to the source material as the Roger Corman movie ( there is a great documentary about the movie - which is in very low quality so I didn't include it here but for those who want to check it out here is the link - and it seems that all the people who worked on it were really enthusiastic about it ) but it is a very entertaining movie that has an updated origin story of the characters. And for me the casting in this movie is spot on. I'm not so sure about Julian McMahon as Doctor Doom ( he's probably best known as Cole / The Source Of Evil on Charmed with repentant 42C - 23 - 36 born for porn actress Alyssa Milano who got busy dicktaming him and co - star Brian Krause as her personal sex slaves ) but Chris Evans is perfect as hothead Johnny Storm, Michael Chiklis is awesome as Ben Grimm and Ioan Gruffudd is fantastic as Reed Richards.
A lot of reviews criticize him for being very subdued but those who think that have obviously never read a FANTASTIC FOUR comicbook in their life because Reed Richard is not a charismatic leader like Captain America or a witty billionaire like Tony Stark. He is a very reserved, introvert person who let's his actions speak for him. Well, when he's not giving one of his longwinded discourses that makes Ben's head hurt. As for 38B - 24 - 33 sex kitten Jessica Alba as Sue Storm, I have no idea why people think she is not the right choice for Sue Storm. I mean, Sue Storm is supposed to be mega hot - which is why every villain or fish man took her hostage - and Jessica Alba most definitely is hot. Is it because of her multi racial ethnicity ? Come on, can we stop with the whole aryan big, white and blonde stereotype here ? I have lived in Germany long enough to know even they didn't mind. And I mean they changed Alicia Masters from a white woman to a black woman and nobody cared. Or is it because people say she can't act ? That's open to debate and at least it's not like in Sin City where Jessica Alba played a stripper but refused to get naked.
In this sense the Invisible Woman was the perfect role for Jessica Alba because even when she gets naked the audience doesn't see anything.
So for me there is no question that the 2005 Fantastic Four movie is the best adaption of Marvel's First Family to the big screen. There are some fan made movies however that might make you wonder what they could do with a big budget because they are very faithful to the comicbooks.
Something I just came across while writing this post - so I haven't had a chance to watch it - is the web series Fantastic Four : Remutations. I have included the video with the complete series plus english subtitles but my german speaking followers can of course watch the episodes in the original german version ( Folge 1 / Folge 2 / Folge 3 / Folge 4 ).
We are switching gears - although only a bit since THE FANTASTIC FOUR have deep roots in Atlas Comics horror titles ( which included a lot of sci fi elements ) - with the return of the horror anthology movie Body Bags.
I have already posted this movie but if it has not been deleted from YouTube since I posted it this one is at least of much higher quality.
IF I HAD A ( MIKE ) HAMMERETTE I'D HAMMER HER IN THE MORNING
Besides such horror movie icons like John Carpenter , Tobe Hooper, Wes Craven, Sam Raimi or Roger Corman the film stars Mark Hamill, fashion icon Twiggy, singers Debbie Harry a.k.a. Blondie and Sheena Easton and last but not least Stacy Keach who is best known for his role of manly Mike Hammer in the Mike Hammer tv shows from the late 80s and early 90s which were famous for its abundancy of big - breasted sexbombs.
Like the thirsty, big breasted real life Power Girl below played by none other than PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for March in 1982, blonde 34C - 23 - 33 blow up sex doll extreme Karen Lorre formerly Witter ( you can read more about the buxom beauty in the big finale to my Hugh Hefner tribute series from 2020 ) and whom regular blog readers might remember since she appeared in a few episodes of Mike Hammer, most notably in the episode Kill Devil with her famous picture album scene.
Sexy Karen also had bit parts on Trapper John M. D., Cheers, The Vineyard, The X - Files, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, NYPD Blue and Malcolm in the Middle. She also appeared in the movie Another Chance.
From 1990 to 1994 Karen had a contract role as the 4th Tina Lord on ABC´s soap opera One Life to Live, for which she was nominated for a 1991 Soap Opera Digest Award for Outstanding Female Newcomer in Daytime.
And to close the part about Busenwunder Karen Witter she later played Nemesis in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, in the seventh episode .
Coming back to the terrific blow up sex dolls on Mike Hammer one episode I still vividly remember was episode 2 from season six called Bonecrush in which a 22 year old Janine Turner played a nymphomanic ( aren´t all women in this series nymphomanic, especially the so - called Hammerettes ? ) horny sexbomb which she had no problem pulling off thanks to young Janine´s bonerinducing 40C - 22 - 37 measurements.
Every normal, red - blooded guy would have done her in a minute but as always in the show since Mike Hammer knew her for such a long time he saw her more like a little sister than a born for porn sexual partner. One of Janine Turner´s breast scenes is when she tries to get Mike aroused wearing a super ventilated red shirt. That shirt had so many cleavage windows that it was basically just a lot of thin stripes which only barely covered her spectacular breasts leaving not much to the imagination.
When Janine´s character didn´t manage to get Mike aroused she was - understandably - miffed so when Mike´s only remaining friend in the police departement ... at least his only male friend. As he seems to have an unlimited supply of female acquaintances willing to do whatever Mike Hammer needs them to do in the hopes of getting a big taste of ye olde patented 150 percent satisfucktion guaranteed Mike Hammer meatpole.
Coming back to Janine Turner´s character, after Mike Hammer spurns her proposition to assume the position ( or more likely the positions since she intends to have sexual intercourse with Mike many positions in all night long ) Mike Hammer´s only remaining - male - friend in the police departement walks in and she blatantly asks him if his old friend Mike has some performance problems with his little Mike. Which is the only reasonable explanation for not slambanging Janine Turner´s brains out.
Coming back to The Fantastic Four, while the next video is titled as from comicbook to animated series it does spend a lot of time on the creation and history of the comicbook and does not include all of the animated versions of the fab foursome like the very underrated french cartoon.
The 1967 Fantastic Four cartoon was produced by Hannah Barbera and not Grantray - Lawrence animation like I thought which is why it does not use the original Jack Kirby artwork from the comicbooks like the Sub - Mariner, Iron Man, Captain America, Incredible Hulk or Thor cartoon.
We come to one of the most bizarre backdoor pilots in tv history with a failed spin - off for CHiPs - involving a special ninja police task force.
Speaking of episodes that make a tingle go down your spine - but this time in a good way - did you know that none other than buxom 42E - 21 - 37 horror hostess with the mostess Cassandra Peterson a.k.a. Elvira, the Mistress Of The Dark guest starred not in one but two CHiPs episodes ?
What an impressive rack ! And I'm not talking about Elvira's big pumpkins for a change but about the comic spinner rack in the second episode.
The camera pans away too quickly to make out all the comics but there's Ghost Rider 80 and Thor 331. Plus the plot actually is about comicbooks.
Because we are already on the subject of police tv shows I am including the episode of Police Woman where blonde 40D - 24 - 35 bikini body Angie Dickinson ( and that's a pornstar name if I have ever heard one ) goes undercover as a hooker I mentioned in my Paul Smith X - MEN post .
SHE - HULK ATTORNEY AT LAW : IN DEFENSE OF JOHN BYRNE vs SJWs
Since this is a John Byrne post and I don't know when or even if I get to do a post on his groundbreaking SHE - HULK run I want to address the Mandela Effect in regards to this book in light of there being a She - Hulk, Attorney At Law tv series being out. Which usually makes people - and with people I mean the non - comicbook reading muggels out there - more interested to anything in connection with Shulkie Jennifer Walters.
Okay, for those who have never heard of it The Mandela Effect is when everybody is convinced that things are or happened a certain way when in reality that is not true. But the fake fact is so ingrained in pop culture or general culture that it is hard to convince people even after showing them proof. This effect was named after Nelson Mandela of which pretty much everybody thought he had already died in prison when he was in fact still alive. Now the Mandela Effect I am talking about - and which is explained at length in the video above - is that while a lot of people give John Byrne credit for his really brilliant run on SHE - HULK and making her the first comicbook character who knew that she was in a comicbook and who frequently broke the fourth wall - and decades before Deadpool did it I might add - and basically writing the best interpretation of She - Hulk and setting the gold standard for all the other writers who came after him there are also a lot of people who call him a macho, chauvinist and other things. Mainly because of what happens in issue 40 of his run on SHE - HULK where he has everybody's favorite jade giantess skipping the rope in the nude. And this is when the Mandela Effect occurs with most people. Because they only remember the first four pages of this.
Now John Byrne always wrote She - Hulk as a strong, emancipated and capable character but she was also fun loving and very active sexually and very non - apologetic about it. She didn't sleep her way through the male super hero ( and super villain ) community like with other writers but you knew what was up when she had her dates with Johnny's Storm's best friend from the five minutes he spent in college Wyatt Wingfoot. On top of that John Byrne always drew She - Hulk as a stunning, voluptuous woman. I mean his blueprint for She - Hulk was all natural 42HH - 24 - 36 Busenwunder Petra Verkaik , Playmate Of The Month December in 1989 , who was in fact the most published woman in PLAYBOY's entire history .
And if the fact that John Byrne based his version of She - Hulk on the playmate with the biggest boobs at that time was not enough of a hint in which direction he was going with her there was Fantastic Four 275 in which a sleezebag papparazzi shot pictures of She - Hulk sunbathing nude and printed them in his adult magazine. As a bonus for us fanboys at the end of the issue Johnny Storm has one of the issues and reveals to Jennifer's big relief that the guy couldn't wait to get the film to print and in his haste forgot to tell the printer that it was She - Hulk. So when the pictures turned out with green skin the printer corrected it so that the pictures in the magazine showed a woman with normal skin color and brown hair. Of course Johnny Storm being Johnny Storm he immediately negates any points he might have scored with She - Hulk by commenting that all you need to see the pictures how they should look is a pair of green glasses and then goes to look for his green sunglasses. Which I am only mentioning because it means that if you want to see the naked version of John Byrne's She - Hulk all you need is an issue of PLAYBOY - or a video will also do - with Petra Verkaik and a pair of green sunglasses.
But that was not the only instance in which She - Hulk's bonerinducing pornstar body was an integral part of the story like when he put the graphic in novel and She - Hulk first had to strip completely naked in front of a bunch of horny S.H.I.E.L.D. field agents and later had to undergo a battery of physical exams - of course naked. It's pretty clear that they took turns tag - teaming Jen with their huge horsecocks, using her like a blow up sex doll and trying their best to dicktame her after several full cavity searches. Which they naturally all caught on film.
Now with all that said and keeping his history of strange sex - centered stories like when Big Barda shot a porn tape with Superman ( remind me to tell you about the first sex tape she made which everybody always forgets about some time ) in the case of She - Hulk issue 40 John Byrne is innocent of any claims of sexism or such because most people either just rely on what they read on the internet or take one look at the cover.
And they make their judgement based on that. I even daresay that even if there are some who get the actual issue they never make it past page four. Because here is what happens on the pages five to seven which is the part everybody either forgets or chooses to ignore in the whole discussion - and when I say discussion I mean of course the witch hunt.
Well, what do you know ? It was all just a prank and She - Hulk was not really naked, John Byrne just made it look like she was and she was really wearing a white bikini the whole time. It was another graphic pun where he tried out how far he could go like in the famous Alpha Flight issue where he did the classic superhero fight in a snowstorm so all you can see is a blank sheet of paper gag but unlike most of his peers he not only did it but he pulled it off in a way that your mind could envision the whole thing. Coming back to She - Hulk skipping rope in the buff, that was something that started as a one off remark in the letter columns where She - Hulk herself answered the reader's mail and said that when the sales of her book went any lower she would have to do something drastic like skip rope in the nude and the whole thing got picked up by the fans and got a life of its own. And to make it appear like She - Hulk was really going to do it they hinted it in the letter column for issue 39.
So far I have avoided watching the She - Hulk tv show ( especially after how they handled the integrated Hulk from the Peter David / Dale Keown run in Avengers : Endgame ) but british 42D - 27 - 35 brabuster Jameela Jamil provides the two breast reasons to check those out.
Coming back to the subject of science fiction, since I know how much my readers like Top Ten lists here are 10 Hidden Sci Fi B - Movie Gems That People Neglect Just Because They Had Low Budgets which is a long title.
The list includes Nemesis from 1992 - and I will do a little Oliver Gruner spotlight in an upcoming post - classics like 1980s Saturn 3 with Kirk Douglas, Farrah Fawcett and Harvey Keitel and 1983s Brainstorm with Christopher Walken but also video store hits like 1984s Trancers and 1992s Split Second. Since I already posted Brandon Tenold's cult movie review of Trancers in my MIKE DEODATO WONDER WOMAN post ( yep, that's the one with Wonder Woman in her black leather hooker outfit ) here is his take on Split Second with Kim Catrall and Rutger Hauer. We will definitely talk more about him in connection to his cult classic The Hitcher - or like it is called in Germany Hitcher, The Highway Killer - in an upcoming post that will include an episode of the Hitchhiker tv show.
To Todays audiences 38B - 26 - 37 stunning blonde sex kitten Kim Cattrall is best known for her role of Samantha Jones in Sex And The City ( which every guy should watch because it helps to understand how women think and behave and how much they put double standards on everything ) but people from my generation know her from her roles in Star Trek VI : The Undiscovered Country, Mannequin, John Carpenter's supernatural kung fu action comedy Big Trouble In Little China but most importantly Police Academy alongside real life 40C - 24 - 39 Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook whose most famous scene was in Police Academy 4 - Citizens On Patrol .
Now frequent blog visitors know that I can't mention Leslie Easterbrook or Police Academy without ultimate 38C - 25 - 35 bikini body Janet Jones Gretzky who not only appeared nude in the PLAYBOY issue of March 1987 but also had a stunning part in Police Academy 5 : Mission Miami Beach.
Because let's be real, Janet's bonerinducing appearance in a stunning white swimsuit is the only reason why people still watch that movie - or at least they wait with switching it off until her part in the film is over.
Speaking of Police Academy, in previous posts I have included pages from the comic and I also found a full episode of the cartoon show as well as two episodes - and in german to boot - of the Police Academy tv show.
Which I didn't even know existed. And I guess the reason why I didn't know it existed is that it is really bad. But I am going to post them anyway, just not now. It's better to wait with that until I have more space to make a little feature where I will also include the usual links.
Apropos watershed moments with female leads with a big personality ( what did you think I was going to say ? ) I finally got around to watch the last Doctor Who special with Jodie Whittaker The Power Of The Doctor and of course I was not only the last one to the party but on top of that I got spoiled who appears at the finale of the episode as the next Doctor.
And I'm not going to say anything about it because I don't like to spoil things for other people - unlike some other individuals I know about - but it's not what you expect and it's something that never happened before.
Anyway, even with knowing what was coming up it was totally worth it because besides a truckload of easter eggs for old Doctor Who fans the episode includes the best moment from the entire Jodie Whittaker run.
This may be the most epic moment in the history of television and for the younger ones who unlike me didn't grow up with Boney M here is the original. Man, this was how we learned about history : Boney M with Rasputin and Ma Baker, Dschinghis Khan with ( duh ! ) Dschinghis Khan.
Maybe the public's reception of a female Doctor Who would have been different if they chose somebody who is actually hot for the role. And speaking of hot women auditioning there is a video about the Twin Peaks breastaurant I - naturally - found after I had written about it.
Since the video I originally wanted to post from Le Crazy Horse can't be watched on other websites and the one I planned to post instead from the Moulin Rouge has gotten an age restriction since I bookmarked it the only one I can post is the one from Le Lido. Unless that one also gets slapped with an age restriction. Although truth be told, the video from Le Crazy Horse is also not the one I wanted to post initially because that would have been the performance of But ... I Am A Good Girl ( which the Christina Aguilera fans out there might know from the movie Burlesque ) by an unknown men milking machine from a show that was on tv when I was a teenager at just the right age to appreciate her on stage orgasms.
Daimn, that woman was not a moaner, she was a screamer ! I bet a lot of boys were shot right through puberty if they caught her erotic dance by accident. Of course that show is too " vintage " like the kids Today call it so another good version is the boner - inducing performance by Carmen Fiano the fit wet sex dream with legs up to her chin and the elevated pleasure moaning coefficient from the stage show Totally Crazy ! which you can find on YouTube but the quality is not the best - although it claims to be 1080p - and of course this video also has an age restriction.
THE OPEN SEA IS ALL I KNOW FIDDLE DE DAY A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME
We are dipping our toes into the profound depths of the world of pirates and cutthroats with THE best opener for One Piece. No kidding, I have checked out a few from other countries and compared to the german intro they are all lacking. They are not even in the same league. The german version gets you pumped up to watch the episode and I doubt that without the superb opener I would have become a fan of this show.
Naturally the two breast reasons to watch One Piece are provided by nubile navigator redhead Nami who even among a bevy of lusty busty anime babes stands out as the number 1 sexbomb of the show who always provides great fanservice with her giant - sized XXL floaters.
But Nami doesn't just show her bouncy overdeveloped oppai in tight outfits, skimpy harem girl costumes, plunging cleavages or mega tiny bikinis she also has plenty of scenes where she lets it all hang out taking a shower or a bath and she has been known to flashing her crew mates completely naked several times. I don't know how they haven't used her like a blow up sex doll yet especially serial - rapist - in - training Sanji.
Of course for the tv show a lot of it has to be censored like in Nami's most famous - or infamous depending on your personal preferences - naked bath scene during the Thriller Bark storyline where she was spied on and almost sexually assaulted by invisible animal patchwork pirate Absalom and all the naughty bits of her body were covered in steam.
Now somebody made an uncensored version of the scene but of course the video has got an age restriction on YouTube so I can't post it here.
What I can post here is a fan made trailer for a One Piece movie in live action. Or maybe a trailer for the next tv series on Netflix - the internet hasn't decided yet. Because I have seen other videos on YouTube marked as " official trailer " of a new Netflix series and some of them don't even have actors only a lot of CGI images of places, animals and things. So we will have to wait and see if a One Piece tv show is really on the horizon.
Well, with all that said I can think of a pair ( or two pairs or three pairs and even more than that ) of reasons to make a One Piece live action adaption of the top of my head especially if it's for Netflix or HBO where they have no problem with nudity so we could get some of those shower scenes with some hot girl on girl action. I mean, when we are pandering to the SJWs and the lesbian community we should do this the right way.
And we wouldn't even have to deal with those tv execs who always want to change the look of the characters because " you can't adapt the look of a character from a comicbook 100 % because it would not look good on camera " since dozens of gifted cosplayer - including mega hot 35D - 24 - 36 cosplay blow up sex doll Ashlynne Dae ( of whom you can find more pictures and videos in my GOBLIN QUEEN spin - off post ) - have shown that it can not only be done but that it also looks aaawesome.
Speaking of awesome looks I could totally see Ashlynne as Nami and I would even volunteer for the position ( and any other position I could get her to assume ) of stunt cock for her casting couch audition. Which would take place at a no - tell motel and last several days until I have either dicktamed Ashlynne into becoming my obedient sex slave or my dick gives out and I can't get it up anymore. Whatever happens first.
Although I suspect the latter because you know the old saying " You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you will not sleep with a redhead because those nympho sluts are naturally born sperm extraction machines who turn into complete sex freaks in the sack who will go blowjob gonzo on your dick deepthroating it into submission until it's hard enough to cut a diamond and has grown to three times its regular size after which they will pump you all night long without mercy making you squirt load after load until you are depleted. " and I do not think Ashlynne is the exception to that rule.
We are staying in dark waters - if you pardon my not so smooth segueway - with the fondly remembered Pirates Of Dark Water an underrated show that was inspired by Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island and had been - up to that point - the most expensive Hannah Barbera production.
Not as well known is Mad Jack The Pirate and I'm not sure if that is going to change in the near future since it is one of the few Disney properties not streaming on Disney+. So here are two episodes for you to watch.
On the other side Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels is one of the most famous works of literature about going on adventures in strange worlds, exploring new civilizations where no man has gone before. Even if it is difficult to find an edition that not only has the two most often retold journeys to Lilliput and Brobdignag but also his visit to Laputa, Japan, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrip and the land of the talking horses.
For my spanish speaking audience I want to include this episode of Un, Dos, Tres which is - at least - the second one about pirates since there already was an episode in 1983 about this topic but this one is longer.
They also have a Treasure Island themed episode but I want to save that for another post. What I won't save for another post is El Cazador, one of the best pirate comics ever made since I already pimped it in numerous posts. One of the best series to come out of the late lamented Crossgen publishing company this short lived gem of a comic series was written by veteran Chuck Dixon and artist Steve Epting . Steve was catapulted into superstardom thanks to his work on this and Crux and quickly snatched up by Marvel Comics after the demise of Crossgen. They also signed up any able body that had worked there and wasted no time in teaming Steve up with Ed Brubaker for one of the best runs of Captain America which laid the foundation for Captain America And The Winter Soldier.
Who would make a splendid Lady Sin in a El Cazador movie with her 38E ( !!! ) - 24 - 34 pornstar body - as well as a funbagtastic Sue Storm in a Fantastic Four movie - is blonde bikini and OnlyFans model Brie Stern .
Her treasured chest is one of the things every sailor would pick as one of the three things to take on a desert island and buxom Brie Stern would turn every buccaneer she's stranded with on an isolated island ( where nobody can hear her scream at the top of her lungs while dicktaming huge schlongs ) into a fuck - caneer in no time. It's no wonder her video surpassed 2,2 million views in just a span of seven months making Brie Stern the most watched Bikini Team model of the months for 2021.
Man, I can't believe how up to date I am on this one because usually I find out about things many years after the fact. In any case, here is the the rest of the Bikini Team girls of 2021 on the odd chance somebody might not find Busenwunder Brie Stern that appealing. Or if your taste for more bikini babes has just been ignited. And if the latter one is true rejoice because we have a few more coming up towards the end of this.
By the way, is it just me or does Brie Stern look exactly like a character from the One Piece manga ? And I am not talking about her spectacular body but her face and especially her eyebrows. Which is my not so subtle way of avoiding having to come up with a segueway from a dozen bikini babes to a movie called The Black Hole which will end up sounding dirty even if it is a Disney property. Okay, how is this : in Walter Simonson's Fantastic Four run there is actually a storyline that involves a black hole.
Now the only connection between the Punisher and the Fantastic Four that I can come up with from the top of my head is that Frank Castle had one of the most gratuitous cameos in the history of Marvel Comics during the Walter Simonson penned The New Fantastic Four - with art by Arthur Adams - where he just pops up at the end of issue 349 and goes : " Nah, they don't need my help. ! before flying off in his helicopter. The reason why I am still including the full Punisher movie with Dolph Lundgren is that I had to cut it from another posting and want to make up for that.
Seeing as a lot of people don't like the Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie I am not quite sure if we are improving the quality of the post or lowering it with Xena, The last time I mentioned Xena was in my spotlight post in support of Frank Miller from 2021 and I haven't seen that many episodes of the show but I think I picked a good one because Lucy Lawless goes undercover as a bellydancer. Hmm, this is the second episode in this post where a woman goes undercover as - let's call it evening entertainment to keep it clean - and I'm definitely starting to see an exciting tv trope.
Something I am more familiar with is Mitsubachi Maya No Boken or like the germans called it The Bee Maya based on Waldemar Bonsels books.
This pop culture trivia section feels more and more like an episode of Sesame Street about the letter b because so far we've had John Byrne, Bernd Eichinger, body bags, bonecrush, big trouble in little china, Boney M, buxom breastaurant employees, burlesque dancers proclaiming but I am a good girl, thriller barks, Hannah Barbera, Brubaker, big breasted Brie Stern, buccaneers, bikini teams, busenwunder, black holes, bees and bellydancers. And now we come to the episode China Moon of the tv series The Beauty And The Beast starring Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor in the Terminator movies with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ron Perlman - Hellboy - and foreshadowing our next section hasian Rosalind Chao a.k.a. Keiko O'Brien on Star Trek : The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.
Apropos Star Trek, did you know that Gene Roddenberry tried to repeat the success of the crew of the Enterprise with a pilot for Genesis II in 1973 ? By the way, if the name Dylan Hunt sounds familiar that may be because he used it - as well as a protagonist in suspended animation who awakens years later - two more times : in the also failed tv pilot Planet Earth in 1974 with John Saxon and Andromeda starring Kevin Sorbo best known as Hercules in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys and also Xena.
We have some spill over from my last post because since I posted the videos of six asian bikini sexsations I have been getting more suggestions for asian dreamgirls than ever before. Not that I want complain because the more asian bikini babes you have the better but it takes too much time for me to go through them all and with my posting rate lower than usual it will take quite some time to put the breastest ones on the blog.
ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME - FULL BIKINI BABE OVERLOAD
Nevertheless I have decided to include another sensational sextett of the most deserving candidates in this post starting off with stunning wet sex dream Sara Oshino and according to some websites her measurements are 36G ( ??? ) - 23 - 35 and it's all natural. The last part I can believe but she doesn't look like a 36G girl to me. Normally I'm not into skinny girls but I am making an exception for Sara Oshino because her body is like a work of art. She's like a statue or a Porsche with her classic curves and she is just oozing sex appeal from every pore of her body. Which is the reason why most of her videos have an age restriction and the girl isn't even topless or anything. One thing I can't understand is how a woman with such - relatively - small breasts can have so much bounce seriously.
There are some videos where Sara proves that no one can spread their legs like asian girls and if she brings the same kind of energy she has in the videos to the bedroom she can dicktame even the biggest schlongs.
We all know that asian girls are natural born prostitutes and an ultimate men milking machine like Sara surely pumps giant horsecocks dry till the last drop. A born for porn asian masturbation sensation like Sara should be working in a sperm clinic as an extraction specialist for the hard cases because she can get even the most impotent gay male to squirt buckets.
For the next girl I could not certify her name since it is not included in the video but according to my resources it just might be Aika Sawaguchi.
If that is correct her measurements are 31 ( C ? D ? DD ? E cup ? If anybody knows please let me know ) - 23 - 33 and besides modeling bikinis she's an actress best known for the tv show ( ? ) Rent A Girlfriend.
We continue with Manami Mizuno - whose name IS in the video - and I only found her european measurements 85B - 60 - 82 so do the math.
THE RETURN OF COMICBABE BATTLE : X - CITING X - BABES EDITION !
Next up we have another unknown asian bikini sensation wo according to some animated GIFs I found might be Rio - or Rishi - Teramoto and I'd most definitely " Britzky " the heck out of her overdeveloped funbags.
Now I can't help myself but there seems to be the comicbook movie casting going on in my brain like a constant sub routine and damned if this hasian Busenwunder would not be perfect for the new and vastly improved version of longtime Wolverine sidekick Jubilation Lee. Who is better known as Boobilee after she had an x - treme growth spurt in the pages of New Warriors which immediately catapulted her into Boom - Boom mutant boob queen territory. Of course they totally ruined her by turning her into a vampire because when fans said they had wet dreams of Boobilee sucking them dry this is NOT what they were referring to.
Man, one of these days I really have to do an updated version of my COMICBABE BATTLE for the x - babes because a lot of them would rank differently and there are some that were not even in the runner - up section who have become personal sex phantasies like Madelyne Pryor in her Goblin Queen persona. And not only because of aforementioned wet sex dream Ashlynne Dae and her bonerinducing cosplay of that character.
Who does have one of the top positions ( and any other position you can think of ) is formerly british brabuster Betsy Braddock a.k.a. Psylocke which is most deserved because nobody can spread their legs like those naturally born asian blow up sex dolls - which Psylocke does quite often.
One thing I did not fully realize is just what an ultimate porn outfit ninja Psylocke is really wearing until I saw Ashlynne Dae's cosplay of it where practically her whole ass is out there covered with nothing more than a g - string that's smaller than a shoelace. Man, I knew ASShlynne has ASSets but here she's showing back to put even J - Lo to shame. It's no wonder Chris Claremont keeps bringing her back every time a writer kills her off.
Coming back to our asian bikini babe countdown if the girl in the video below really is Rio Teramoto her measurements are an impressive 32E - 22 - 33 and dang this girl is fire ! No wonder all her sex partners insist on a double - breasted boner massage foreplay with her massive melons.
Next we have Nanacha ( I think, I could not find any last name ) who apparently is a video blogger and you definitely have to check out her travel videos since she always puts her breast sides front and center .
I also couldn't find out Nanacha's exact measurements but she is without any doubt the girl with the biggest oppai from this bunch, good god girl !
Last but definitely not least we have the complete asian penetration sensation overload with the Cyberjapan Dancers ( from left to right ) Chiaki, Kanae Watanabe ( measurements 33 -22 - 33, cup size unknown ) , Kazue Watanabe ( measurements 32 - 23 - 32, cup size unknown ), Hara, Miyabi, Rina, Haruka and Miyuri ( I think in total the group consists of ten girls ). You see, it's much easier when they put the names in the video although without the last names I can't find their measurements.
And for some reason the cup size seems to be a big secret. Anyway call me biased but I think Chiaki is my favorite of this grouping and checking out their YouTube channel is a must for all asian persuasion enthusiasts.
Since I already mentioned Linda Hamilton I wanted to include The Making Of Terminator 2. I know that she also appeared in the first one but she is not included in the Making Of documentary of that movie.
We come to the comicbook video for my german speaking audience and the reason why we come to it so late in the post is that I relocated it.
Because I just wrote about doing a new version of my COMICBABE BATTLE for the x - babes because now their ranking would be different and our pal Crayton simultaneously ask the question if your favorite comicbook characters are still the same as when you started reading comicbooks.
Who definitely has been a favorite since I first saw her performing live - in jeans and a t - shirt no less - is 34C ( I could not find the rest of her measurements which is a common problem in this post addendum ) Schlagerschnuckelchen Michelle even if she supposedly has gotten rid of her implants. I didn't know she had any and she more than makes up for that with her sexy music videos and her photoshootings for PLAYBOY.
At this point I could easily end the post but what the heck, you have already come thus far and since the only movie I posted in german is a Fantastic Four fan film I am going to include the rare YouTube find Royal Wedding with Fred Astaire. And just so nobody feels left out I am also adding the spanish dubbed and the original english language version. If you don't know the movie there is one iconic dance scene you DO know.
Closing things out we got an episode of children's tv program Pusteblume ( Dandelion ) about Little Peter's Journey To The Moon since the story of the Fantastic Four also began with a journey to the moon. The biggest pull of Pusteblume was show writer and charismatic host Peter Lustig and they tried a relaunch after his death but it just was not the same.
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To the moon, Alice !
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