Some people spend the whole month of October with Halloween things but for guys like me there is so much spill over that we spend the entire month of November ( if we can cram it into one month ) with the spooky because Halloween goes by quickly. As it couldn't be any other way this spin - off goes back to my Halloween post on EC Comics' Al Feldstein .
BEHIND THE FANGS or THE LONG TROUBLESOME ROAD TO VAMPIRELLA
Because I needed a page from the classic Warren Publishing VAMPIRELLA issues. And since I don't have access to my picture archive I had to look for it online and of course I found a lot of suitable pages which I put all into a folder for further use. Now when you are looking for Vampirella art on the internet of course you are not only going to find art from the classic issues but also from the more modern ones. Which I usually don't pay much attention to but like I said I need to restock my picture library so I also took those pictures and put them in the new Vampirella folder.
There were also some covers I found which Terry Dodson had done for DYNAMITE's Vampirella issues and although I only found roughly half a dozen of them I put them in a separate folder in the hopes I can over time find enough pictures by him to do a full blown post. Or if not at least make a Terry Dodson post with all those covers for VAMPIRELLA.
At this point I was already making a folder for the pages and illustrations from the original VAMPIRELLA comics but of course when you are looking for Vampirella pictures it doesn't stop there. I also found a lot of cosplay pictures. Because not only are there dozens of talented cosplayers who dress up as the most famous female comic bloodsucker in pop culture.
No, Sir, the comicbooks themselves have used plenty of foto covers over the years giving buxom cosplay sexbombs and struggling busty Hollywood starlets out for fortune and fame alike a platform to get better known.
And since I already had planned a special Vampirella cosplay post - in fact more than planned since I had already prepared a special folder with all the necessary pictures for said post - I grabbed all those pictures too. Because even if I could not use the old pictures to make this post I could at least do one with the new pictures I have access to. And even though it might not be as good as the post I had originally envisioned at the very least make it as good as possible under these circumstances.
Now among all the sexy Vampirella cosplayers were of course some who I have encountered previously ( Sadly living 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han hasn't done a Vampirella cosplay because she would be killing it with her giant - sized XXL pornstar implants. If she went with the originally Vampirella costume which is just a red micro string bikini with a collar and boots instead of doing one with more fabric which a few of the cosplayers - and artists like Arthur Adams - do ) like ravishing 35D - 24 - 36 cosplay Ashlynne Dae who first popped up in my MARC SILVESTRI X - MEN MONTH post because of her incredible Goblin Queen cosplay which prompted me to do an entire Goblin Queen spotlight post with more cosplay pictures and selected pieces of comicbook artwork.
Of course there were also a lot of new cosplayers I haven't come across before and a special standout was russian 36E cosplay sexsation Kalinka Fox ( I have not been able to find her full measurements so if anybody has more information about her please let me know in the comments below ) who had some of the best Vampirella cosplay pictures I found.
But naturally I did not only find pictures of Kalinka Fox as Vampirella as I fell into a whole cosplay rabbit hole. Which is the reason why I spent the last three days scouring the internet for pictures of her and why this is a TITILLATING TUESDAY post instead of a FRIGHT NIGHT FRIDAY featurette.
ALL YOUR PICTURES LOST IN THE CLOUD or GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
What made the task even more difficult is the fact that apparently I can not store pictures on my laptop without storing them in the cloud at the same time. Which I couldn't care less about. If this laptop wants to store stuff in the cloud just go ahead. But the problem is that the space in the cloud seems to be very limited and if I am not coughing up some bucks - which I am not willing to do - I cannot store more pictures in the cloud.
Which would be irrelevant IF the preview pictures you normally get with the pictures you store on your computer were not somehow connected to the cloud. Which means as long as I don't start making with the money I can't see the pictures in my folders and that in turn makes organizing the pictures more time consuming as I have to click on every picture.
I have found out that when I download them into a specific folder they DO ( sometimes ) get the thumbnail picture but just to throw another wrinkle on it the preview picture disappears as soon as I change the name or move them into another folder. Which - by the way - I have to do by hand because apparently this laptop was not designed to use for blogging so there is no menu where I can move the pictures with a click.
Anyway, despite all of this I have managed to amass quite a collection of cosplay pictures by Kalinka Fox but this also meant that I had to sift through them and see which ones I like, which ones I will use later and which ones I can outright delete because they are NSFW. Of which there are quite a lot because she has a number of topless cosplays or cosplays with full frontal nudity and I am still trying to keep things safe for work.
You might think that with the way my posts have ben flagged as NSFW the last few weeks I might just go the full on porn route but for me trying to keep it safe for work is what keeps me on the edge, on my toes, where I have to be ( a TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN no - prize for the first follower who can tell me from which movie this quote was ).
Also at this point it would feel like giving up. Anyway, there will be definitely at least one Kalinka Fox spotlight post in the future but I have to watch out that it's not just all nude or semi - nude pictures of Kalinka.
There may be pictures I will add to her folder later but for the moment I have put a stop to that activity to make this post because there are just so many Vampirella pictures I want to post as long as I can do it. Because the way things have been going lately it's better to be safe than sorry.
And by the way, if you think foto covers for the VAMPIRELLA comics are a new idea feast your peepers on this beauty from Warren's VAMPIRELLA issue 67 featuring brunette knockout Barbara Leigh who was to star in a 1975 Hammer Film produced VAMPIRELLA movie. When the movie project fell through they did a photoshooting with her and used the pictures for the covers of VAMPIRELLA issues 67, 69, 71, 74,76, 77 and 78 with issue 73 featuring a painting of hot Barbara Leigh as Vampirella by Bob Larkin.
Before we come to the original art I have selected for this post ( which wasn't easy ) there are two things I have to mention. While I have not done a VAMPIRELLA spotlight so far I have included some pages from the original Warren Publishing black and white VAMPIRELLA magazine ( by publishing his comics in the magazine format they circumvented the restrictions they would have had as a comicbook by the Comics Code Authority ) in my posts about the very underrated Tom Sutton . In fact, the last Tom Sutton tribute post that I wrote back in April 2020 contains exclusively original art pages from the original VAMPIRELLA magazines.
NO ! THE HORROR OF IT ALL ! or GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME VAMPIRELLA
Second, because the pages are from a black and white magazine there are no color versions of the pages - at least as far as I know unless some publisher colored them - but I have also included some original color art.
Since I have no links for this post - and the ones I did find while making the post are in the parts below - we are heading straight into media res with Comic Tropes analysing the lasting appeal of Vampirella. Apropos, if you are interested in videos about independent comics for adult readers Chris just did an episode of the rise and demise of Penthouse Comix but of course the video has been slapped with an age restriction by YouTube.
There is an Artist Edition of Vampirella with the work of Jose Gonzales - who was one of the main artists on the book - and I even found it with a slight discount a few months back. But since the original art in the series is already in black and white and I am not such a huge Jose Gonzales fan I would be rather content with buying the archive edition hardcovers.
Coming back to the subject of videos on YouTube with an age restriction I wanted to showcase the incredible Vampirella cosplay by Joanie Brosas who does not have the big chest you normally associate with everybody's favorite bloodsucker from Draculon. She does make up for that with her personality and staying true to original costume design - with which a few cosplayers fidget to have more fabric to cover them up ( which is totally okay with me ) - which might account for the fact that this video does not have an age restriction while her other one does when it's the same costume. But I have never been able to figure out how that works.
Who would make a fantastic Vampirella that is more in line with the body type the original creators envisioned is mega stacked 40E - 25 - 35 Bikini Team model Gia Macool. With her giant - sized melons that are just made to massage huge boners for hours until they become as hard as unto a thing of iron Busenwunder Gia can suck me dry any day of the week and I am not talking about sucking blood if you catch my drift.
It's no wonder that her video got more than one million views and for more sizzling swimsuit sexbombs here are the rest of the Bikini Team girls of 2018. Man, I have no idea what kind of team they are - if it's for a sporting competition like the olympics, a bikini competition like the Bikini Open or an all girl crime fighting task force like Charlie's Angel - but if they accept male members to enter the team ( and if they allow male members to enter them ) sign me up. Heck, I would even volunteer to oil up their entire body before the photoshoot or give them a back rub after the photoshoot ( or blow their backs out after the photoshoot ! ).
While the Vampirella movie from Hammer Studios with Barbara Leigh never came into being there was one later on by boob flick veteran Jim Wynorski with 40B - 25 - 36 Bond girl Talisa Soto. And it was such a train wreck that with movies like Bare Wench Project, Invasion Of The Hottie Snatchers, Witches Of Breastwick, The Breastford Wives, The Da Vinci Coed or The Devil Wears Nada this is the only one he regrets making.
Apparently Jim Wynorski's original choice to play Vampirella was 1993's Penthouse Pet Of The Year and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle co - creator and HEAVY METAL Editor In Chief Peter Laird's ex wife Julie Strain. Who died in 2021 which is a bummer because she was only 58 years old. Be that as it may, with her 42D - 27 - 38 measurements she surely would have been a better fit and as she has shown in Fit To Kill, Enemy Gold, The Dallas Connection a.k.a. Deadworks, Day Of The Warrior and Return To Savage Beach her acting also would have been better than what Talisa Soto gave us. I think it would have been a completely different movie.
I you want to see a film where sexbomb Talisa Soto's obvious qualities are put to better use check out midnight movie The Corporate Ladder which also features softcore porn veteran Meilani Paul, all natural 34C - 23 - 33 Playmate Of The Month Of February in 1995 Lisa Marie Scott but most importantly Lorenzo Lama's ex wife the natural born 38C - 24 - 36 stripper star Kathleen Kinmont whom you might know from the Lorenzo Lamas vehicle Renegade as she provided two reasons to watch that show.
There she was always hampered by the restrictions of tv censorship but in The Corporate Ladder she got to let her inner sex freak loose and she turns from a shy and timid secretary to the ultimate dicktaming machine as she becomes a total horny nympho slut without any sexual inhibitions.
I don't know how much of what happens on the screen is acting and how much is real but in any case Lorenzo Lamas was a lucky guy since he got to slamfuck her brains out six ways to Sunday every day during 4 years.
Anyway, with titillating Talisa Soto, men milking machine Meilani Paul, lustful Lisa Marie Scott and cock craving Kathleen Kinmont you got an irresistible quartet of sex goddesses who can pump any schlong dry.
Speaking of Kathleen Kinmont, you can't fault Lorenzo Lama's taste in women because I'm sure he cherry picked the guest stars on Renegade which included a lot of Penthouse Pets Of The Month, busty PLAYBOY playmates, Andy Sidaris movie sexbombs and soft porn professionals.
Like PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month for May 1994, brunette 34D - 23 - 34 bra - buster Shae Marks who is best known for her boner - inducing appearances in the Andy Sidaris movies Day Of The Warrior and Return To Savage Beach who was in episode 17 of season 5 of Renegade called Sex. Lies And Activewear where she plays a megabusty lingerie model - a role the exotic mix of cherokee, irish and french was predestined for.
Now I already posted that episode in my Halloween post in tribute to EC Comics Al Feldstein together with a video of her guest stint on Married With Children next to 38 - 22 - 34 Baywatch babe Donna D'Errico so if you haven't already done so you might want to check that one out too.
BEYOND VAMPIRELLA or VAMPIRES ( AND VAMPS ) ARE EVERYWHERE !
Coming back to the topic of the post we have New Castle After Dark's presentation Scream Blacula Scream which I haven't seen yet so I can't tell you if it's better or worse than the first Blacula movie since it has gotten mixed reviews. What everyone DOES agree on however is that adding mega stacked 42D - 22 - 36 blaxploitation icon Pam Grier ( about whom I last wrote in my all black cult sirens post in 2019 ) to the cast was a wise decision. She has shown her goods in plenty of films - like the comic strip adaption Friday Foster - but I don't think she did in this one.
From vampires we come to vamps with the horror comedy Transylvania 6 - 5000 starring Ed Begley Jr., Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis who plays a nymphomaniac vampire - a role she also had in real life since she and Jeff Goldblum married two years after meeting for the first time on set.
Geena Davis also appeared in The Accidental Tourist ( of which I read the book it is based on which is quite good ) for which she won an Academy Award For Best Supporting Actress in 1988 and I remember that none of the jury members could remember exactly why they gave her that Oscar.
Which I always found strange because since when do you have to explain why you give somebody an Oscar ? Anyway, I think the real reason why she got the award is because there is no category of Best Cleavage By A Supporting Actress and Transylvania 6 - 5000 just was not nominated.
And also for Earth Girls Are Easy where her main costume for most of the movie was a pink bikini that did not leave much to the imagination.
We are coming back to real vampires with Annie Lennox' Love Song For A Vampire from the soundtrack of Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula from 1992 which has a brilliant comicbook adaption by Hellboy creator Mike Mignola . The four issue limited series that came plastic wrapped with some trading cards was the first foray of baseball card company Topps into comics soon to be followed by original material like the Kirbyverse titles but also comicbooks based on licensed properties like The X - Files, Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, Xena : Warrior Princess, Dragonheart, James Bond 007, Jurassic Park or Star Wars.
From fully grown vampires we come to smaller ones with The Little Vampire tv series based on the children's books by Angela Sommer - Bodenburg starring Gert Froebe as vampire hunter Geiermeier best known as the most iconic Bond villain in Goldfinger. Apropos, I don't know how well The Little Vampire is known in Amerika but the books have been translated into english. You can also find episode one of the follow up series The Little Vampire : New Adventures in my upcoming PAUL SMITH X - MEN tribute ( which may sound like I have all my posts planned out ahead of time when I finished that post before this one ).
Speaking of kid vampires, while looking for more vampire material I came across a complete episode - and in german to boot - of the cartoon show The School For Little Vampires which I didn't even know existed.
Who I DID know existed from a very young age was The Count from Sesame Street although they called him Count Number ( Graf Zahl ).
So far we have had all kind of vampires including Dracula knock - off Blacula so it's time we come to the real deal as the OG Dracula goes toe to toe with Germany's best known british monster hunter John Sinclair.
THE BEST COMICBOOK YOU NEVER READ : LEAVE IT TO CHANCE !
From british inspectors in german pulp novels we come to a different and more kid friendly demon hunter / investigator with one of my favorite comicbook series of all times, LEAVE IT TO CHANCE, written by James Robinson - best known for his STARMAN series ( about which I wrote a spotlight post in 2020 ) - and drawn by Paul Smith who aside from this had notable UNCANNY - X - MEN and DOCTOR STRANGE runs .
He also did a fantastic X - MEN KITTY PRYDE : SHADOW & FLAME five issue mini series ( and my raving review of the trade was actually my third blog post ) and a not so great run on X - FORCE following directly after Walter Simonson's tenure on the book after his iconic THOR run .
Which was just when I had finally managed to get a subscription from Germany and describing the issues that arrived as a letdown is putting it mildly. But I think I have already told that story enough times so I don't have to bore my readers with it again. So coming back to LEAVE IT TO CHANCE, unlike X - FACTOR this series featured some of Paul Smith's best art so I - and the rest of the sophisticated comicbook reading world - was heartbroken when the book was cancelled without a satisfying ending.
I had the first trade, the single issues after that, a hardcover of the first trade which I bought at half price at the SAMMLERECKE in Esslingen and which turned out to be a limited signed and numbered edition and the first three hardcovers. Longtime blog oyeescuchas might remember how surprised I was when the three hardcovers arrived and they were not in the regular sized format like the signed book but huge hardbacks. I got them from amazon when they were still available at a reasonable price but now they have reached astronomical heights. If you see them in a well stocked comicbook shop - and they are not too expensive - go and grab them especially if you have never read the series. Big recommend.
Now I was always surprised that they never turned the book into a tv series because it has all the markings of a great animated show that could be geared at children and adults alike - much like the comicbook.
THE NEW SEX ADVENTURES OF CHANCE FALCONER : COLLEGE YEARS
On the other hand with the way some comics - or graphic novels how Hollywood likes to call them to not scare away the parents - have been adapted it might be better that way because they would have probably turned it into a generic person with special powers / knowledge helps the police solve crimes program that is flooding our tv screens. They probably would have made Chance older too although I wouldn't have minded getting a more grown up lead character as long as they got an adequately hot sexbomb to play the part. It would have been kind of interesting to get a glimpse at CHANCE FALCONER - THE COLLEGE YEARS.
Especially since you nowadays get more nudity in these shows on HBO ( a TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN no - prize for the first reader who knows what HBO stands for ) or NETFLIX than in most movies you could show all the wild and uninhibited fuck marathons going on at the college parties.
Which would be elevated to the eleventh level ( because here the dials go up to eleven ) when supernatural forces and horny sex demons are involved. There also could be an episode with Chance's initiation rite into a sorority which would be just a cheap excuse for a fraternity of serial rapists to use her like a cheap blow up sex doll and halfway through the " ceremony " the guys are possessed by tentacle demons.
Chance would use her knowledge of the mystic arts to get out of that particular pickle - of course not before giving the viewer an extended exhibition of her being ravaged by giant tentacles in every orifice of her body - which would be the set up for the rest of the series. You would have the famous teenage supernatural sleuth Chance Falconer solving mystic mysteries which would be akin to Buffy The Vampire Slayer or Angel - just with more sex thrown in - and she would encounter different evils like a horny sex - beast loose on campus preying on nubile students.
By the way can anybody tell me is the animated GIF from the hentai series Twin Angels ( Or is it Twin Dolls ? I always get the two mixed up. ) is real or fake ? Because on all the versions I have found - including the uncensored ones - the scene does not include the red tentacle parts.
Speaking of sexbeasts and tentacle action, in the show Chance Falconer would naturally - or better said supernaturally - be going up against all kind of monsters and sometimes the monsters would get the upper hand.
Sometimes she would take cases where no supernatural beings are involved - at first glance - like with the headmistress of the university being the leader of a secret society. Which turns out to be a sex cult that has been abducting female students on campus to use as blow up sex dolls and them sell them off to brothels who specialize in providing sex slaves for horny demons who have grown accustomed to fucking human females but also employ female sex demons to slam - bang human males brains out six ways to Sunday once they have been properly dicktamed.
To solve this case Chance tries to infiltrate the secret society's lair by letting herself get kidnapped but her plan backfires spectacularly when her cover is immediately blown by the headmistress and she is submitted to severe sex taming session where all the members take turns trying to break her in with their huge pulsating members since various demons - whose plans she has foiled repeatedly over the years - would pay a small fortune to have her as their newest obedient sex toy. And so Chance is drilled like a fillipino hooker without mercy or pause 24 / 7 for weeks.
At this point she would have to be rescued by her spunky sidekick - I don't know who we could take from the comicbook for this part maybe the spoiled rich girl who first gives Chance a hard time when she comes to the new boarding school because I have read that some of the young girls who go to these strict private schools later try to be rebellious by engaging in extremely wild sex orgies and often get addicted to severe deepthroating - who also was kidnapped by the perverts of the sex cult.
But because she is not famous like Chance she only got the usual sex taming where a dozen of guys relentlessly work her over with their giant horsecocks for a week. Which she is already accustomed to since this is how the football team prefers to vent their sexual frustration every time they loose : by tag - teaming the helpless sexbomb. And every time they win. And every time they feel like using her like their blow up sex doll.
You could also have an episode - or a whole spin off tv show - where an older Chance Falconer works as supernatural private investigator ( After a career as a police officer ended because her male colleagues always drove to a secluded spot under the subway so nobody could hear her scream at the top of her lungs when they handcuffed her to the back seat, stripped her naked and drilled her for the rest of the day every time they went on patrol. And when she reported them to her superior he put her on special stakeout duty which was just an excuse to also have her way with her in the backseat of a car and she had to let him drown her in cum to keep her cover as a former pornstar and high class prostitute intact. ) and goes undercover to solve a case of disappearing girls in a strip club that is rumoured to cater to the demon clientele.
Of course she needs some back up and who could be better suited for this part then her former sidekick from her college days ? Who works the adult movie industry angle of the case ( since at the same time a lot of top pornstars have disappeared for weeks without a trace only to return weeks later with traces of having been penetrated repeatedly by giant tentacles and no recollection of what happened during those missing days ) since she has used the notoriety she gained from solving cases in college to become a famous pornstar after she has grown up quite nicely in all the right places. Plus her squirt marathons with horny serial rapists and depraved tentacle monsters have turned her into a nymphomaniac.
YOHANA ANGULO AND OTHER THIGHS THAT GO HUMP IN THE NIGHT !
Speaking of born for porn prostitutes who could earn a fortune working the stripper pole in front of drunk truckers we return ( I think after nine and a half months - no pun intended - it's about time I featured them again ) to the argentinian ultimate men milking machines from Pasion TV and while we have return performances by blow up sex dolls Yohana " follame de cualquier " Angulo, Natalia " por favor no me destroces el " Araujo, Cristina " no te corres " Encina a.k.a. Kitty a.k.a. Sex Kitten a.k.a. Horny Sex Kitten In Heat and anal addict Ana " Nothing " Toloza we also have a new entry into the booty hall of fame with Melanie Fabiano.
MONSTERS, SKELETONS AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT !
While I found a list of 10 Forgotten Vampire Movies / Shows Of The 90s on SCREENRANT , The 31 Best Vampire TV Shows - Ranked on INDIEWIRE and even a long article about 50 Years Of Vampire TV Series on ROTTEN TOMATOES the one I was looking for was not among them ( the only thing I remember is that it was about a coven of vampires and in one episode a busty vampire was captured by monster hunters to a chair and to get the attention of the guy guarding her she popped the buttons of her top by just breathing very heavily which made her ample busom almost pop out ) so since we already had various monster hunters in this post we come to the other side with the late 80s / early 90s Monsters tv show.
As usual when I don't know a show I went through the cast list and for a long time it was a toss up between the episode featuring 42C - 24 - 38 sexorcist Linda Blair and the episode with 40D - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau a.k.a. the biggest boobs on 70s sitcom ( who also was in Teacher's Aide from the 80s Twilight Zone tv show which I included in my Halloween post about EC Comics' Al Feldstein and you can read more about cult siren Adrienne Barbeau - as well as Bendis SUPERMAN and DC Comics SWAMP THING in this post from 2019 ) but in the end I went with the episode with Pam Grier since I already mentioned her in this post.
We've had vampires and monsters so now we come to re - animated fighting mad skeletons in Skeleton Warriors. By the way, while I like Marvelous Video's reviews about the more obscure cartoon shows they tend to talk a lot about what happens in the episodes. What is good if you can't find an episode but you might want to skip that part of the video - or at least wait until you have watched the episode below.
Usually I try to include the first episode of a series but this is the one with the best quality I found. So maybe you can watch that part I just talked about after all since I don't think they do cover this episode.
Now with horror comics my default company is always EC Comics but just the other day I found an interesting documentary about pre - code 1950s horror, science fiction and crime comic books I wanted to share.
Not a horror movie per se Der Struwelpeter was used for decades to scare german children into doing things like getting a haircut, cut their nails, sit still at the table, not play with scissors or not play with fire.
SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH ? A MIXED BAG OF POP CULTURE GOODIES !
Staying in Germany our old pal Crayton opens the discussion about the german names for american comicbook characters : are they better or do you prefer the original names ? Longtime followers of the blog know that I have written about this many times and while some translations like Doktor Untergang for Doctor Doom are cringeworthy I think that some german names like Waldwolf for Timber Wolf, Die Ruhmreichen Raecher for The Mighty Avengers or Die Fantastischen Vier for The Fantastic Four do have a certain ring that is not in the original version.
Speaking of Die Fantastischen Vier, there is also a german hip hop band ( yes, there is german hip hop and german rap ) that lifted their name from the Williams Verlag reprints and it has been a hot minute since I posted a video with them. Le Smou is one of my favorites especially because of the ending of the video which all my german readers will get a kick out it of while the rest of my audience - probably not as much.
Another thing that is very popular in Germany is football - or like the rest of the world calls it " soccer " ( if you have heard about it ) and subsequently Captain Tsubasa which also has a lot of fans in Spain.
Here they call it Super Champions and I mostly watched it ( and the volley ball cartoon Mylar Superstar ) because it annoyed the heck out of my brother. I think in the last episode I watched they were in Argentina and the big star of the team they were playing against was called " Child Of The God Of Football " because he was found on a football field as a baby. I have no idea what that has to do with the god of football, heck, I didn't even know there is a god of football because in Germany football is its own religion, the football field is the church and the game is mass.
We have a rarity with Brandon Tenold's Cult Movie Review of the day since Johhny Mnemonic is not only a pretty well known cult classic, with actors like Keanu Reeves, Dolph Lundgren, Dina Meyer, Ice - T, Henry Rollins, Barbara Sukowa, Udo Kier and Beat Takeshi it has a stacked cast.
And a lot of its predictions for the year of 2021 have actually come true.
Next we have another rare internet find : a John Wayne movie that is not one of his early lesser known westerns which you usually find but a pretty well known one which I just saw on tv the other day. Besides John Wayne McLintock stars Maureen O'Hara, Lily Munster Yvonne De Carlo and Heart To Hart's Jennifer Hart 40C - 23 - 36 MILF Stefanie Powers - whom I just mentioned in my latest BOB LAYTON'S IRON MAN tribute .
We come to the more obscure end of the entertainment spectrum with Tattoed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills which sounds like somebody made it up to spoof the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers but it was a real show. Which was in fact a cheap Power Rangers knock - off.
This year has just been a constant kick in the balls for comicbook fans and now we can add the most iconic voice of the Dark Night Detective - Kevin Conroy - to the ever growing list of guys who are no longer with us.
DAMN RIGHT, MY FUNBAGS BRING ALL THE HORNY BOYS TO THE YARD
Now longtime blog followers know that I don't like to give bad news so I want to follow that with a bit of good news. Well, it's good news for me and other boob fanatics but not like finding a cure for cancer. Anyway, when I included some new videos of romanian Busenwunder Oana Andoni in my latest Adam Hughes tribute post I wrote that I still don't know if she is currently on the air, if she has taken a sabbatical or if she retired from news casting altogether and is pursuing a career in erotic movies ( I wish ). Well just the other day I found this and from the date it looks like she is still on the air. It also looks like Oana is going strong because with those huge hooters she could easily star in a Russ Meyer - esque movie.
Speaking of big breasted blow up sex dolls who could star in a Russ Meyer movie cosplay sexbomb Yaya Han could pull that off without any problem with her giant - sized 44D porn implants. It has been a while since I posted a video with her I so wanted to include this interview because I know that there are a lot of Yaya Han enthusiasts out there.
Apropos body enhancements, I haven't seen many episodes of Braceface as it was one of those cartoon shows I knew existed but that were more on the periphery of my awareness. Which might explain that I did not know there is an episode where Sharon Spitz gets fake boob implants.
Now I have heard that the main protagonists name is a play on words because it sounds like " sharing spit " which is an euphemism for kissing so it's funny. But in german " spitz " is the word for a certain race of dogs as well as for being horny and also and most importantly a slang word for the penis so " sharing spitz " gets a whole different meaning in Germany.
I have no idea how to make a segueway from this to another episode of Inside Of You with Nathan Fillion but " another episode " is right on point because this is not Nathan's first visit to the show. By the way, I always mention the DC Comics connections with the guests since host Michael Rosenbaum played Lex Luthor on Smallville and voiced the Wally West Flash in the Justice League cartoons but while Nathan Fillion got to be the voice of Steve Trevor in the animated Wonder Woman feature from 2009 and Green Lantern Hal Jordan in a lot of other animated movies he sadly never got to play that role in a live action Green Lantern movie.
Which is a shame because I think he would have been rather good at it - especially if they went with a sligthly older and more disillusioned Hal Jordan much later in Green Lantern's career and longtime followers of the blog might remember how disappointed I was when Ryan Reynolds got the part. I just hope we get to see Nathan as the Green Lantern of a parallel earth in some capacity. Anyway, the only comforting thought for me is that if we look only at their voice acting credits we have the Wally West Flash interviewing the Hal Jordan Green Lantern here which is like a meeting of the different generations of the Justice League Of America.
Speaking of Green Lanterns Of Two Worlds, we are closing things out for Today with one of my favorite ordinary person finds himself in a parallel world stories But Can She Type ? from the 80s The Twilight Zone tv show.
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